Guardian’s Steve Bell In Full Conspiracy Mode
Ah, the puppet master. Never gets old…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
The Guardian is a comic right? (an unfunny one , but a comic)
Guido you are too close to the London chattering classes.
No one in the real world reads the Guardian. End of.
It’s very soft on my botty.
Guido, You are losing on this one.
Remember, we are all right wingers here, and that old anti-semitic thing is never far from our hearts.
Grauniad in egregious hypocrisy shocker.
Whatever next.
Oh I don’t know, there’s a lot of hypocrisy about.
Like these sanctimoniuos Israilies who conveniently forget that when it comes to terrorism, the Irgun could teach Hamas a thing or two.
Ahh ze Juden are always ze Problem…
But, but, I thought Guido kept telling everyone he’s Oirish, drinks Guinness, recites Joyce and backs the gee gees.
If you love polishing shmekels so much, kosher boy, why don’t you fuck off to Tel Aviv, and take the other two n’onces, smoggie and ac1, with you.
before you go Gweeds, there’s some shit on me knob wants cleaning up after a big session with the rent boys last night celebrating the incineration of a few hundred more crocodiles in Gaza. you don’t think I pay you £50k for writing in that rag, do you?
which reminds me – can I be sure that Mr Catarrdah is comfortable and has all he needs? Is his new home to his complete satisfaction and does he have all the food and other comforts that he requires?
Get to Friday prayers, kosher psyops – Imshi!! You rag.head apologist akroot.
Isn’t there supposed to be an element of dry humour in a cartoon? Bell’s efforts are always well drawn but always so prissily sincere and lacking in humour… As regards Israel the left had better get used to the idea of it being round because the only way it’s going to disappear is after a “very very big war”, not something we should be encouraging. Support Israel and support freedom!
+666!
Hello tat, how’s mummy?
Shut it! Stop begging of midgets.
Get Israel back to its legal boundaries more like.
Errr once Israel is sure that its boarders are safe and neighbours won’t try genocide or ethnic cleansing…
In other words, never.
Are they checking the hotels and guest hostels as we speak?
It’s borders, twit.
LOL, that is WHY they make sure the Pals stay wound up. Israel couldn’t be whining “Victim!” otherwise.
You appear to know phuck all about Israel
Phuck all is the attention that they deserve.
A peaceful religion?
The Garudina is humourless from end to end. Including its cartoons.
The Left threw its lot in with radical Islam long ago.
The question is – why does the Left continue to bed with Islamism – as Islamism plans for the destruction of all the Left claims to stand for.
Two totalitarian movements, working together, but to what end.
Ribbentrop?
Beat me to it. You forgot to mention the Guardian’s nauseating prissiness, not to mention its “sincerity”.
You have to admit that is a great cartoon
Spot on mate!
I notice the banks got bailed out.
We’re proud to employ Polly and other sparkling Prograssives
He knows when he is likud.
I seem to remember when Tony Balir was someone’s puppet. The puppet/puppetmaster image has been used for centuries as a way of diminishing people.
He was a poodel!
Poodle on a stick, puppet on a string, pigs bladder on a gravy train. They are all of a muchness. There are few really original insults in politics, but a cartoonist has to keep churing them out to make a living.
The BBC and Guardian would have loved the title ‘National Socialist Party’. then give it an anti-Semitic twist for added attraction…
He is the world’s least original/amusing cartoonist.
Oh I don’t know. That Brant F ucker in the Telegraph runs him close.
They are both a lap behind R&M.
I’ve met 100s of interesting people.
the BBC is either anti Israel or anti Palestinian. both sides can’t be right?
and lets face it, Guido is not really ever right on much, although he is a very good troll.
What’s your game? Boring us into submission. Etch.
So you are all in favour of spoofing the prophet
But when it comes to taing off this r a s i s t colonialist
You get all upset
Shuv your hypocricy up your ass
I prophesied this
Where has my Paranormal Weekly gone?
Disappeared.
Oy Vey ist mir! What’s a few dead arabs among friends, eh? Untermensch is all.
They are as bad as each other. But Guido supports Israel. We just humour him.
Yes, he is a kind enough to host this site so it would be rude to point out his blindspots to tyranny too regularly. Not that a few people don’t keep trying.
He is entitled to his opinion. Debate it. Fun!
How dare anyone spoof the prophet! INFIDELS! Kill! Destroy! Riot!
Why doe the Lefty Liberals say it is racist to be anti-mus lim but not racist to be anti-j ew?
They often probably don’t but it is fun to have an aunt sally to attack. They probably tell themselves they are not racist at all and some of their best friends are whatever. But…
People are usually blind to their own faults. Such is the human condition.
Mention of bell-ends… I don’t recall a Guido obit for Sir Stuart Bell-end. Perhaps best left to rot in peace?
Obama is trying pull the Egyptian PM strings. Not working.
Wait until Barry opens the purse strings!!
Yup. Costly bringing calm to hostile situations and demonstrations. Suppose it’s cheaper than bombing the feckers.
True, true.
The two faces of P*kistan do very well. Thank u very much. Business is booming.
We want press freedom
Except for those who attack me
Time to face reality.
Election for mayor of London. Constant reporting in the press
Election for PCCs outside of London. No reporting in the press.
This is the real bias in our London centric media.
How true. I wonder how well they are doing financially with that approach?
Ever since the guardian moved form manchester, it has become more london centric, not aided by being captured by a london lefty elite.
the bbc is the same with many of its programmes based in london. when was the last mainstream series set in manchester, liverpool, or the north apart from ashes to ashes and even then that was based on the 80′s
But in which way is the cartoon mistaken? You only had to hear Vague on the radio this morning saying the point was to be even handed – and then say it was all the fault of Hamas.
Hamas, Irans’ territorial revolutionary Guards? Surely they cannot be at all at fault?
Perhaps you should read my comment Mr Rentapost.
Even handed, Mr Spencean Philanthropist? Is that what you would call the brave jihadists of Hamas? Does that mean they would be cutting off both?
If you had read my reply to your post, you would see firstly satire, but making the point that if you insist on kicking a known violent, fighting dog, it will keep biting you. The only sensible strategies are, try and kill the dog before it kills you (Hamas’s favoured repeat strategy – I wonder how THAT’S working?) or leave it the hell alone.
I think defolicled Vague is well aware of Israel’s shortcomings, but I’M happy to discuss it further.
Thought not. Liebore xeno-troll.
Stick a rocket up all the leader’s arses and let me rule the world. Easy.I am promise to close down the BBC if you do and burn the witch Sally to the Stake. Howzabout that guys and girls.
We have a common purpose and that is to be racists against Israel. We can’t wait for the islamic take over of the world when all us leftie bed wetters and mongs will be first against the wall………oh…………..er………………hang on…………
You thick fucks, all you Guardian types are dead first. And cover your women up, their hairy legs are an insult to the prophet
Not to mention Polly’s moustache
Middle classes panicking over loss of Newsnight.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/brendanoneill2/100189440/the-middle-classes-are-panicking-about-losing-newsnight-now-they-know-how-news-of-the-world-readers-felt/
Who cares about Newsnight? Paxo sneering at some crummy pol is something I can well do without.
I used to enjoy it. But life moves on.
They should repackage and relaunch it, call it News Of The World perhaps.
GODWINS !!!!
Why would anybody read the graudian?
They have introduced new torture techniques thus forcing people to read their shiite. Getting them to actually buy their shiite involves extreme forms of gaslighting
To get a job with Pravda aka BBC News
I think you should get a ‘b’ for that one
Well said Pantsdown.
At least you have personal military experience, unlike Dave and Tone.
Thanks for stating the obvious about Afghanistan.
You don’t need to be a military genius, or even an old soldier to know that the Afghan adventure is well past its sell-by date. The British army should pull out immediately.
The Divided Kingdom had two goes (I think) at Afghanistan in the 19th century, which both failed. Then the Soviet Union, with all its military resources, failed in the 1980s. Now the DK and USA are going to fail together. Why is the pattern obvious to all of us outside the ruling classes, but not to those inside the Wastemonster/Shitehall village? How many more gypsy bikers (great song, Bruce) have to come home in coffins before we get the feck out?
And no more foreign military adventures and no supply of arms or materiels to countries engaged in civil wars. These countries are not strategic to British interests.
Keep out of all these conflicts rusty Dave and vague Hague.
Modbot is protecting Vague the Banker again.
Steve Bell got his style of cartoons my copying the pro Nazi party papers in the 1930s, saw a comparison side by side a couple of years ago, almost identical
He’s about as subtle as a house brick. No doubt he’d have been chucking his share of bricks through windows on Kristal Nacht if he’d been there at the time.
I can believe that. His ‘cartoons’ merely pander to the readers’ political prejudices, reinforcing them. Nothing original or humourous about them.
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Grauniad eh?
Arbiet mahc friee.
Ich habe eine schöne Reihe von koscheren Kokosnüsse!!
But are they all standing in a row?
This is such a ridiculous juxtaposition. You stirring little fuckwit. And the bulk of the people who write comments on your blog appear to be mentally imbalanced, which speaks volumes.
So just like the Guardian.
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
Stalin thought lots of people who disagreed with him were mentally unbalanced, too.
Be fair – we’re not all as batshit as Kebab Time.
Touching a nerve are we?
Better than touching kiddies a la BBC.
For the absence of doubt, Bell’s cartoon is the left half of the picture posted, the right half is an old Nazi propaganda picture.
Bell’s cartoon
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cartoon/2012/nov/15/israel-gaza
Arguably it’s a bad choice of image, although the thrust of the latter that it is part of an incumbent government’s electoral strategy is somewhat different to the silent global conspiracy idea of the former.
Question being, does the objection here mean that Bell is only allowed to present in a cartoon the idea that political leaders in country X are conducting policies to orchestrate a desired international reaction if country X is not Israel? Or just that he should find a different way to do it?
Got your left and right mixed up there, fella.
What? No takers. Must be losing my touch. Damn.
Ok I will put Tom Watson’s balls in a food blender too.
Seems to me there’s a fair few Daily Mail readers posting on here while they’re checking nipping for a quick finger-bang over Hitler’s legacy or however they get off. The Times is as bad, it’s for cat fuckers in tweed who go ‘punting’ and have a picture of an Alsatian stuck to the wife’s face during copulation.
What a sad world you must live in, trying to find a rude and comprehensive compartment for the imaginary readers of each media outlet.
For your assistance, I read the Daily Mail. I also read the Guardian, the Independent, The Daily Telegraph, the Morning Star, the Washington Post, The Christian Science Monitor, The Bangkok Post, Die Zeit, Le Monde, Xinhua and The Age.
You, Sir, are extremely well red….
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(WTF?!)
Is it a picture OF an Alsatian stuck to the wife’s face during copulation, suggesting oral bestiality or was it meant to suggest that a picture OF an Alsatian should be taped to the wife’s face, during copulation? (Suggesting poor grammar)
I think we should be told.
Amazing.
Such demonisation of Jews by a lefty.
Litvinoff must be in a tailspin, particualrly as he was replaced by Molotov, so as to assuage Ribbintrop and the Nazi’s apathy towards Jews in general so as to facilitate the infamous Non-Agreesion Pact between Hitler and Stalin of Aug 1939.
You would think, in this 21st Century, that we in the west would be rather loth to smear people by race or creed, particularly given our PC’ness.
BUT, NO, Steve Bell feels that he has some divine right to demonise Jewry.
Amazing, and needless to say no-one will be complaining to the rozzers that this is representative of race hatred and the author should be arrested in a dawn raid and questioned for hours by the filth.
Yours thoroughly disgusted,
The Irsrael fanatics are very similar to the old nazis they declared war on in 1933.
Everything is now clear. The whole Saville/BBC/Guardian/Tory Party/Labour councillor/ Scotland Yard/Boys home Paedo row was created by Mossad to divert the BBC and the British Press from reporting on Israel buggering little Gazans.
I have to ask: is there anything that either Israel or a Jewish person could do which would, in any circumstances whatsoever, get a negative reaction from Guido?
As it stands, it seems like he’d be defending Jimmy Saville, provided Saville had been brought up in the synagogue and not the chapel.
He’s just overcompensating for his youthful B&P dalliance.
One might try cancelling his pizzas.
Jimmy was a Roman Catholic and hence church not chapel
Of course, anyone who dares to be even remotely critical of Israel must secretly be a raving Nazi wanting to throw them into the sea.
Fuck off Guido.
Ah the old straw man argument, never mind the proposition that has been put forward, put your own deluded vesion of it forward and then rubbish it.
Some might conclude that
You’re a troll
or
Thick
or
an Antisemite
Just to clarify one may, and indeed should criticise Bibi, one should not use racist stereotypes.
Here to help.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/for-whom-bell-tolls.html
Those retractions in full. NB Guido:
Giles Coren @gilescoren
I don’t approve of this apologising on Twitter thing, but I kicked off from a dumb misconception abt the cartoon. I apologise to Steve Bell.
Giles Coren @gilescoren
@clareewing twitter isn’t the journalistic world. no fact checking system in place. but i fell foul of poor research, yes. i’m a dick.
Giles Coren @gilescoren
@DonnaInSussex no. i don’t like the cartoon. but my volcanic reaction was based on thinking he had drawn something else.
The Guardianistas all in brown uniforms wearing jack boots and marching off to nowhere.
I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the Guardian – well, maybe on Polly Toynbee’s page…
I’ve never met a funny fascist
Steve Bell’s never been funny
But I suspect we need a bit more evidence
Sounds like Pat Condell had it about right when he called it “The Ugliest Newspaper in Britain”. http://youtu.be/GOgV6Fvc8wc
You’re free to misinterpret my cartoon as you see fit, but you’re not free to republish it without seeking my permission (I hold the copyright). Take it down please.
Steve Bell
What is the correct way of interpreting Goebbel’s propaganda at the Guardian?
Funny to read comments complaining of anti-semitism, yet never dealing with the fact that anti-semitism is a reaction to anti-gentilism.
The juwes aren’t the victims, they foment the wars and have the dumb goyim fight and die while they profit from it all then claim victimhood as everyone reacts to their evil treachery, they just whine and qvetch about everything and print an alternative version of history in their newspapers and programmes on TV.
Thank God the Mexicans own Hollywood or we’d never get away from the whole horrocost myth revisted every year.
Ultimately the only reason the above cartoon is inaccurate is because it doesn’t include the entire web of all major politicians across the entire Occident.
OY Vey, ve kill and murder and slay our way through history, our professors teach the goyim they were the slavemasters, and they always unfairly blame us for our murders…I mean blood libel…it’s dere evil nazi fault, give reparations, I’m a survivor, give money make Moishe happy.
Hear Hear.
The commenter at No 72 above, who wrote that “Britain had two goes at Afghanistan in the 19th century, which both failed” is talking historical nonsense.
All three Afghan Wars (during the 19th-early 20th centuries) in which Britain engaged, despite two early defeats, ended in ultimate victory and a successful achievement of the British war aims.
These were to ensure that Russia was not able to use Afghanistan as a route to invade India, and to ensure that the ruler of Kabul remained neutral during any major conflict in the area in which Britain was engaged. It was never the aim to occupy Afghanistan in the long-term, much less to add it to the Empire.
The current NATO war aims are to ensure that Al Quaeda is not able to use Afghanistan as a base from which to attack the West, and to ensure that any future Kabul regime is either friendly or neutral. These aims are perfectly achievable.