BREAKING: Prezza Knocked Out
There’s one silver lining for the Tories…
UPDATE:
Well at least he didn’t hit him…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
There is a god.
Much joy in the land, all rejoice.
Could I have a mop please & a new pair of boxers
Lol…
So, libdems lose their deposit, sally bercow humiliated, and prezza not in line for more pies.
Not too bad a end to the week imho
I laughed so much my socks got drenched.
So Hog Boss lost! Good.
Quite so Gulp.
And Dave got a fair whack on his arse too. All in all a very good night to pour a glass of wine and watch Newsnight.
Dave getting a mauling only adds to the delight. Good day all round.
I’m on 100% mod?
Why is that?
Thank god he lost! I retain my title as fattest tosser in the party!
Great!
Deep joy !!!
Absolutely marvellous news – made my day especially as the leftie twollops had so much (little) to crow about!
Meanwhile, Ed Balls collects several hundred pounds in expenses…
So does his awful chinless ‘wife’ (after Flanders had ‘drained’ him), and she just looked even more pathetic!
Good day after all!
hah hah hah Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah and indeed, Hah!
This is the ghost of Jimmy Savile, speaking you from beyond the grey veil of Death…
Don’t speak too soon, Jimmy. Phillip Schofield is on your trail.
Great day all round – it proves that there is an awakening to the bull5hit that ‘all’ politicians espouse [with so many spad fronts at arms length cum spokesman] – to deceive the masses. Yes we can forget at least half of the population who couldn’t give a F about anything – but the politicals better watch out for the rest of us – and the legals – and their days of earning shedloads behind the scenes in the compo culture that they promote – your days are numbered as well.
As for the legions of ‘Leadership’ Common Purpose 5hit heads – oh dear oh dear oh dear … lawful retribution it just around the corner – perhaps on a lamp post!
+ 10,000
If that’s a silver lining I’m a Christmas bauble.
Loser, oh that long face, what a smacked puppy he is…now f*ck*ng retire.
I have it on good authority that Prezza once buggered a goat
Found after just 3 minutes searching the interweb thingy
Is there a statement from the goat?
Sky News is reporting that the goat has now issued a statement saying that the man in the photo is most emphatically NOT the man attacked him. He apologizes to Lord Prezza and his family for any distress caused.
No, he said he could murder a chinese (set meal for four, extra prawn crackers).
You just hanging about again?
Is that because he feels like a tank in Tianaman Square
Ha Hah!
Bl**dy hell! It’s Les Dawson!
I can hear the angels singing.
Pauline wont be! She`ll have his balls on a plate. Oh John.. what did you
expect? really!
so now the fat Hunt just continues to feed his fat fucking face from the trough in the Lords…
“Hm…..is he edible?”
Fuck off. That fat Hunt is like a shark with food. He doesn’t care if it’s edible, he’ll just carry on putting it in his cavernous maw.
They just can’t resist it can they, guys like him? Any and every opportunity to live of the backs of taxpayers. Nor satisfied with his payoff from the HOC and his sinecure from the HOL, he wanted another £70k (plus expenses) on top!
He’s a greedy old b’stard, and there’s many more waiting in the wings.
He’s a bloated malefactor from Hull!
The road to Downing Street may run through Corby, but not if Ed Miliband is driving.
Very good. Quote of the day.
Almost as good as fish finger of the day.
What, like finger a sniff
I have much the same trouble with MY satnav.
My business has now collapsed with this massive lose of trade.
Humberside ISN’T in the North East.
North Eastern port bombed was all the censor would allow during the Blitz. But everyone knew it was Hull.
Still can’t find Hull. Is it near Lands End.??????
N.E.pie salesman. do you do deliveries ? I mean really massive ones?
Only to Flab-Man-Watson now
I watched another PIE salesman … oops sorry; saleswoman on Question Time on Thursday night – trying to steer to another course – the direct opposite course of the one she is publicly known to have previously supported – pleas edo step forward Harriet Harman.
Harman is the woman who ‘signed off’ on many unfortunates being tagged unlawfully as vexatious litigants. Some of them yes are such but among the numbers are several who were not, are not, and never will be in the ennals of history.
Fork-tongued lying lawyers have had their day. The truth is going to out. And Harman is ONE of the most guilty among their trade.
Magnificiant post. Harman in an odious hypocrite of the highest order.
People can’t talk lowly enough of her.
who ate all the pies?
Who is not eating any pies anymore.
Read my earlier post i can single handedly save your business,in fact you will have to increase your staff and your ovens.
Sorry pie’s with pickles just wont work
Once a fat bastard, always a……..
TWatson!
Sir Minge Campbell and many of his Scottish advocate mates & friends have some questions to answer in that and other respects.
You didn’t fool enough people Minge.
You can take somewhere between 25 and 30 percent of those who say they’ll vote Labour at the next election away from Labour’s poll figures and stick them straight on to the Tory total when the actual election comes.
Those stats would change in the unlikely event that Labour decide to replace their leader.
Prezza is inspirational. I will be following his example. When I retire as an MP I will be standing for Police Commissioner. Oink oink. Boaz.
Agreed Prezza is indeed an aspirational figure who has proved that even the most dimwitted, odious hypocrites with low moral standards can aspire to run a Police Force.
Hattie, can you check that you do not still have that bullet-proof vest you wore for that walkabout? It seems to be missing.
Dont think it will stop him trying again, and again. Dont you know he is always right? Thats his mentality.
Election trouble with the old chipolata.
Would you believe I’m glad.
Is that the new euphemism, now that “gay” has become pejorative?
let ppl be.
The best laid plans of mice and men are aft tae gan aglae.
Are you one of us or one of them? oy vey the noo
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fella!
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fat F.U.C.K …. no toughinging here piggy…. move along
I’ll strangle the barsteward he’s kept me from having my snout in two troughs.
As for Corby, in 2010 the electorate put their faith in Cameron, and he repaid them with lies.
They were not going to fall for it again.
good that wibblewobble pizza is no more.
Hate is in…from websites, to wibblewobble chef’s and ultra.trim £150m transfer fee footballer. who h.ate my hamster?!
So they voted Labour!?!?!?
Only an idiot would vote for Labour. The party that always fucks up the British economy.
And the Tory’s steal from the UK.
So, do you live in Corby?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Me not a Corby local. Me live in Iceland but it’s bloody cold.
According to Liam Byrne there was no money left for anyone to steal.
They steal from the public by selling the assets like the Tote & HS1.
In the 80′s it was the utilities, so now we are all pay the price.
They are presently dismantling the NHS, as we watch on.
Fishing ? oops. no bite!.
And you thought you’d try to keep warm by engaging in some superior political discourse with your betters in England didn’t you?
Labour told lies for 13 years and still the muppets vote for them !
Quite so… Aren’t the muppets just dummies? [Socialist communist stoopid dummies - led and misled by the Marxist hands]
Of course they voted for Labour. Labour is the party that lies but gives them free stuff. The conservatives are the party that lie but take all their free stuff away.
Yeah,and gives it all to the 1% good plan.
come and live in s.wales the sheeple will vote liebour no matter how royally fucked they get
It was close, but thankfully not out my way. Conservative MP, AM and PCC. Though of course Labour control my f*cked up council, and that jackboot Marxist party, language fanatics Plaid have far too much influence.
Excellent news! Add to that the fact that the Grauniad will not be paying Moonbat’s libel costs, and Sally the Alley is going to have to cough up the cash before long – not a bad week all told!
The difference between nice and nasty:
Alistair McAlpine did not blame Steve Messham for wrongly identifying him as his abuser. Lord McAlpine also recognised that to claim huge damages from the BBC would only rebound on the licence fee payer. Here is an example of a nice person acting under huge stress and still keeping a sense of proportion.
Sally Bercow, may not have accused Lord McAlpine of abusing but she snarkily bandied his name about. When it became apparent she was mistaken, she made a very half hearted retraction (cp. George Monbiot) and she even went on to niggle about whether or not she had defamed him at all. No apology for the hurt that she had played such a part in heaping upon Lord McAlpine. Here is an example of a nasty person acting without care for who she steps on.
Presumably because Lord McAlpine was from the other party, any nastiness from her is justified collateral.
Hear hear.
monbiot is not about to realise that the guardian is not willing to back him and he will have to face the full legal costs as well.
Mrs bercow is about to realise that her tweet could be expensive as well as competely ruin any political career she might have as the possibility of being convicted for libel is not a good start for a politician. It could also cost eventually her husband his job as both sides of the house decide his not worth it.
You can’t be convicted of libel as it is a civil rather then criminal matter .
I belive that if she is bankrupted she would be precluded from being an MP
To legal Landlord – you appear to have been quite misled (or you are being mischievous) as to conviction – if as you posit; without going to far into conviction ‘and then prison’ – there are many people cum ‘dissidnts’ who have been locked up within the UK prison system on unmeritous grounds directly linked to libel. Are you a legal troll trying to deflect from many untruths? The unlawfully imprisoned are out there – and they are all coming together.
You can stick a red (or indeed, blue) rosette on a pig or a parrot in some places, but even die-hard Labour voters would think twice before voting for Sally.
spot on moniker
+1 (and I’m sure, many more)
She’s now suggesting that her troubles are about her being on the wrong side of people’s agendas.
And certainly not her being on the wrong side of the agenda?
No, it’s just because she is a prat, scrounging off the tax payer, and a generally shitty piece of work. Both of the Bercows are so far up their own arses they don’t realsie how much the public despise them.
I hope this vile woman carries on like this. The bill she will be facing just keeps going up.
She is agreat lass. I back her to the hilt, again.
One thing to come out of this is that I now have a little respect for Monbiot. His tweet was stupid, but at least he had the decency to accept that he’d goofed off and apologised fully in writing. The guy clearly has some decency and human feeling.
I suspect that as a result, McAlpine will reduce the settlement he’ll seek from Monbiot, and of course the costs will be much less. Points that La Bercow might ponder upon.
Agreed, even though Monbiot is, at bottom, a weapons-grade narcissist. He seems to have a bit of breeding, unlike Mrs B.
But how much will he have to cough up then?
It should be around £200,000 but maybe more.
He’ll possibly lose his house, and that’s what you get for being an outstanding arsehole
How very naive, of you.
Monbiot’s statement was simply self-serving, publicly apologising for his idiocy in the hope of reducing his settlement, while continuing to try to justify his tweet.
“I trusted his {Messham’s} account unquestioningly.” Why? Because it matched his agenda? Because it was backed by his fellow lefties at BBC’s Newsnight and TBIJ? Like them, he cast aside all reason – “without any of the care I usually take when assessing and reporting an issue” – in desperation to smear the Conservative party.
if he did blame steve messham, then we could get to the bottom of why Steve Messham was apparently misdirected.
a distance is being created from the truth.
a very big distance
and that is the distance between us and reality.
Do we live in a make belief world. is reality so terrifying?
We already know the truth.
The BBC and left wing tosspots all over the shop saw ‘Tory’ + ‘Paedophile’ +’Thatcher’ and decided to fill in their own blanks because it was too good an opportunity to pass up. That’s why no checks were done..they were drunk and high on the prospect of destroying the Consrervative Party forever.
Lord McAlpine is generous with Steve Messham but not others. why?
If he is in the clear, then why take the money. rubbing ppl’s nose in it is also humiliating for them. He has also created panic.
if all this is nice, then we all have a different reality.
Managing twitter is not a business for a person who does not even use the internet. He could however return to the UK and sort out the child sexual abuse mess that we are deeply mired in.
Macalpine has some deep thinking to do – like is he just a moneygrubbing compo culture vulture or is he going to address the main subject surrounding his new found wealth and scuttle off back to italy?
Saying he’s hurt but ignoring the actual abuse endured by so many others is hypocrisy of the highest order.
Get your finger out MaCalpine.
Sorry about the typo of his surname – its McAlpine.
I’m going to re-read Sandra Uttley’s book Dunblane Uncovered again – and I hope McAlpine reads a copy of it some day soon!
I hope with all his newly acquired dosh McAlpine acquires a copy of Dunblane Unburied.
Dun blane un buried.
You sick fuck. McAlpine is in poor health and was spending his time peacefully in Italy when all this was visited upon him, a propos of nothing. As anyone who is attacked, he is entitled to defend himself.
It is sincerely to be hoped that your wretched and misguided life does not continue for much longer if you have such an automatic prejudice against anyone who is not of the same age as you and whilst you remain ignorant to the point of approaching solipsism.
That you should take the time out just to be cruel to someone you don’t know and have never met, from behind the safety of your keyboard late at night, illustrates how low your own self-regard must be. You are too twisted and mean spirited even to be a Liberal Democrat.
Blowing Whistles WTF ! McAlpine has nothing to do with child abuse. If you care so much then do something. And by making them pay McAlpine makes them think again next time.
there is a God.!!!
I haven’t finished with the fat Hoon just yet.
** claps hands and rubs them together in anticipation **
Calm dwn John calm down you should have went to specsavers.
Mike, the past participle is ‘wented’. You must be Liebore ejerkatid.
And the Lib Dems losing their deposit. We DO have a democracy
It also proves that Clegg is even more stuoid than his namesake in “Last of the Summer Wine”
Is he the one in wellies ????
PEARL says…
Norman Clegg lives next to me and my pathetic husband – he’s the one with the hots for Marina.
Alf Tupper did not have proper racing gear .He wore a mucky vest and stained underpants, he never took his working boots off but he always won all his races after a hard days work.
Amid the rockets and the bombs Israeli soldiers prepare for battle… by posting pictures on Instagram http://bit.ly/SxgRDX
Send cock.
YOU GO FOR IT LADS AND LASSIES!
The girl in the third photograph is my IDF princess
I quite fancy that ginger sergeant. Can’t quite see her face but, you know, you can just tell…
Hope that they all come home safe.
Gloriously shooting at children and unarmed civilians in true ZioNAZI style.
Instead of indiscriminately firing missiles at them during the school run in the manner of the Hamastan heroes?
He smacks people in the mouth. He is corrupt, he is sleazy and he is over the hill.
Time to put him out to grass with Margaret Beckett.
“That’s John for you .”
As long as they don’t put him out to stud with her.
Oh pleeeeeeeeeease!
If the caravan’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’.
Best to take steps, actually. Large ones for preference.
She would have to knock Pauline out first!
Every comedian needs a good ‘catch phrase’ by which they are easily recognised. For example, Brucie’s was “Nice to see you; to see you, nice”.
I think we should all immediately adopt John’s curt, crisp and catchy: “Bugger off”.
I am sure it will often come in useful and, with a little regular usage, will also be forever connected to our Lord.
Hoorya. Victory of ommonsense over this oaf
This is something that everyone from every party (and none) can join together in rejoicing.
+1
We are not in agreement!
Didn’t know you posted on these pages, John.
You could have posted it yourself old man.
Such a pity. Lord Prescott is an upstanding gentleman of the highest integrity like me.
This is becoming annoying – as a confirmed atheist I have to say yet again ‘so there is a god’. Now let’ a hope the fat slug just effs off.
FSM is what you need.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
He wont fuck off though, hell be looking for where he can impose his fat ugly mush for more troughing. He’s always pushed himself up front, with no regard for anybody . . I know an old ex docker who remembers what he was like in the old days, he was a greedy shit then.
As the oirishman said ‘I can,t help being aethiest, its the way god made me’
ah but are you a Catholic atheist or a Protestant one…?
COME OITSIDE AND ASK ME THAT.
Ahhhhhhhh. It couldn’t happen to a bigger twat.
We have spoken. Fireworks, dancing and celebrations tonight. The fat pig of Mount Temple is out
Result not announced yet?
Breaking news on BBC live results..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20354044
Breaking news on BBC live results..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20354044
Err, that should be, “Breaking propaganda on the BBC…”
A bunch of fucking benefit parasites.
Some people DID actually vote for him though.
This is the bit I’m having trouble getting my head around.
Many people voted in ZaNuLab more than once, which only goes to show human stupidity knows no bounds…
Good riddance to a proper cnut
Those who voted for Prescott were tribal voters. Not interested in the well being of their area’s.
The good people of Humberside who finally worked out the lardarse, violent, secretary shagging, expense fiddling, waste of oxygen, give yourselves a pat on the back and a long cool drink tonight.
We salute you.
Succinct, but true.
I had no idea Eric Pickles was running.
Pickles running? There’s a very graphic idea.
I hear that Eric Pickles, Lord Prescott and Diane Fatbot had a competition to see who had the saggiest boobies.
Apparently, Diane wiped the floor with them.
…I’ll get me coat.
More like mission impossible
To the music of Fats Walla
And if you did vote for the fat nazi, go poison yourself.
I’m feeling very shriveled.
with burnt Toast
Here in “ULL” Prescotts a Welsh import,a fuckin outsider. He’s not ‘Local’ Same as postman Pat ,Johnson, fuckin scrobs(foreigners to Hull folk)
We shall be playing solemn music for the rest of today.
Leo Blair, the father of the former Labour prime minister Tony Blair, has died at the age of 89
Mr Blair was an academic whose jobs included lecturing in law at the Universities of Adelaide and Durham.
He was chairman of his local Conservative association but had to abandon his ambition of becoming an MP when he suffered a stroke in the 1960s.
Tony Blair named his youngest son, born while he was in Downing Street, after his father.
That and the Corby by-election victory should keep news of John Prescott’s defeat off the front page.
Good.
Shame it wasn’t via an illegal air strike, infact, shame it wasn’t via an illegal air strike 60 fucking years ago.
Feels good doesn’t it Tone?…You’re now a member of a club you’ve made hundreds of thousands of people join by force.
Rather unkind methinks.
- 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Bollocks is it unkind, you lily livered Commie…I hope Blair’s whole family die screaming in agony right in front of him.
Tony Blair – My Hero!
p.s. – i’m not gay of course.
Hey less of the commie. Blair was more Tory than Scameron.
B’Liar’s rule was even more right wing than John Major-Ball, the Lieborites never raiseed a muff, they were so pleased to be in power. During his his the rule the Tories were very slow to pickup on the build up of debt and bankers shenanigans, mind they had a selection of leaders between 1997 and 2005
Right wing?
My you are a deluded soul. Bliar was a third way, progressive corporatist. Where did that movement start and who founded it? None other than an Italian called Benito, it was called the third way because it was neither communist or capitalist in nature. Benito, though he flirted with marxism, hated both, he called his new third way movement of collectivist, progressive socialists, fascism.
when the father dies, the man arrives.
time for bambi to growup.
he has as yet to atone.
He thinks has done no wrong, therefore nothing to atone for
we will differ.
father has gone as it is time for the son to growup.
the loss of the father will be a shock to the system.
tone is one of life’s stubborn mules.
Only a great shock and a release (i.e the death of the father) will awake him from his naivity.
who will he replace his father with?
So far he has been earthbound….it has not delivered what he wants…peace (sadly by any means). The shock of his father’s death will spiritualise the materialistic man. He needs to do something global. I expect him (although you may not like this) to create a backdrop for global mysticism. so forget catholicism, the man is gonna go global. There is no other way all his needs can be met.
Don’t bogart that joint, man.
Why no contraception?
“Let’s have an early night, Hazel.”
……..EPIC FAIL
Leo Blair worked in Sierra Leone in the 1960′s. There was a belief at the time of our military intervention there in 2000 that this was the sole reason that British forces were sent. However, if you ever want to look up the definition of a “just war” then look at Sierra Leone. It is the one thing that Blair did right. Unfortunately it gave him the taste for war.
Shame Bliar didn’t go to Sierra Leone in 2000. He’d have lost a taste for war soon enough.
I thought that he did got, and got a heroes welcome (or was that Kosovo?)
Anyway, it went to his head.
Jus in bello
Pity tony blair had not died, it could not happen to a nicer person, when he does I will be drinking champagne.
When Brown dies 10 million pensioners will dance on his grave.
I know so that max loon has asked to be buried at sea
When he does I doubt the inheritence tax will be forthcoming despite his massive wealth. No doubt it’s all tied up in trusts & schemes “morally repugnant” but not illegal.
This is the only result I wanted today.
Prezza is a pig.
On second thoughts I like pigs, he’s a slug.
What about us slugs?
I’m available for similes and bar-mitzvahs.
Oh joy, oh bliss – thank you Santa!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I’m gutted – I’m empty – give us chips chips and more chips – I’ve got a hole ter fill up!
Like a grounded tanker, is your Hull empty John?
Prescott lost
Grove won!!!!!!
Not a good day for criminals in Surrey. New PCC is Kevin Hurley representing the Zero Tolerance party.
Tasers out!
Until the judiciary are sorted out , it doesn’t matter who wins the plod vote and sics plod onto the criminals, nothing will happen apart from loads of money paid to lawyers.
Judges seem to have very little wiggle-room in sentencing, it all seems to be decided by the “civil” “service”.
Stimulate the economy by building prisons.
1 Construction boom.
2 Lower insurance costs.
3 Lower policing bills.
Have you spelled ‘joodiciary” correctly?
He’ll be very sad to have missed out on an other £70k a year.
Let’s be fair so would we all, unless you are one of the fortunates for whom £70,000 means nothing
Even more bitter for Prescott (and Labour) is that he wasn’t beaten by some independent but by the Tory candidate (if BBC breaking news is correct).
Hilarious. Old John will have already pencilled in all his mates/sons for the various roles. Earmarked the various Tory councillors he was going to go after on trumped up charges. Already mentally spending all his planned ‘expenses’ and PCC salary.
All gone. **** POOF ****.
Ahahahahahahaha.
Hysterical ain’t it? To be beaten by the Indy would have been bad enough for the git but in the last contest of his political career he is beaten by the object of all his hate, bile and spite. A Conservative.
Karma.
Have a look at Guido’s Twit-pic. If looks could kill.
Sweet.
+ 100
Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice!
A Tory winning in Humberside!
As the old song goes, “The times they are a changin’”.
On the form of the last general election, the Conservatives should have expected a majority in Humberside of about 7-8,000, given a quarter of the 2010 turnout. This was never going to be a shoe-in for Prezza. Rural north Humberside is largely blue.
You still have to laugh though. Heartily.
Fuck me!!!!!
Ok.
And the horse I rode in on!
The price is right!!!
As they say
All political careers eventually end in failure.
In Prescott’s case it started in failure, dipped into abject failure, was rewarded with a peerage and has finally bungee-jumped off the Victoria Falls Bridge of failure.
There has never been a more useless appointment to Westminster. And certainly not one that achieved such high office.
When one considers his lardship was up against the likes of Harman, Opik, Gummer, Clegg, Teather, Flint, Blears, Archer, Watson, the Hamiltons, Heath, Morrison Williams, Castle Currie and Cable his achievement can only be all the greater.
Sing-a-long @ PeezaPig.
Now then, now then…
I enjoyed having you at chequers every christmas, Mr Saveloy. Woop woop!
I enjoyed working for PIE, helping them in their goal to abolish the age of consent and make what Jimmy Savile did perfectly legal.
How sad I failed.
sorry Farage made now mention of PIE on Quetion Time last night as that horrendous woman was spouting her pious bollocks
It was just a cuddle! A cuddle I tell you!
I am going up this weekend. A Tory back in Hull. Wilberforce is back!
Leo Blair, the father of the former Labour prime minister Tony Blair, has died at the age of 89
A spokesman for Mr Blair said “Tony’s very saddened but he won’t be able to cancel his current engagements at 5 star hotels to attend the funeral.
Leo Blair was chairman of his local Conservative association but had to abandon his ambition of becoming an MP when he suffered a stroke in the 1960s.
Tony Blair said he was “privileged to have him as a Dad”.
“He was a remarkable man. He did whatever I asked of him, because he knew if he didn’t, he’d have to take a walk down Harrowden Hill.”
Was the stroke courtesy of Jimmy $aville?
Like we care?….really??
So the liberals’ PR thingy does have a use then.
That AV thing didn’t work out quite as well for them as they’d hoped. There were lots of people elected who weren’t Labour or Tory. It’s just that (so far) NONE of them are Liberal.
Funnier and funnier.
He can still dress up and play cops and robbers at home. “I’m arresting you Pauline on suspicion of “..”no John you bloody well are not….”
Loving Guido’s Twit-pic. If looks could kill.
Then sanity made a comeback Fatboy.
ha ha you only tolk a lordship to please your wife, despite not liking to house of lords.
And yet you are a loser Prescott.
Yeah then SW Trex, NE Whitecap, Lower Dripping and Mid-Lardshire!! FFS! You parasite!
Rejoice, Rejoice.
Just heard Presclot congratulating the tory winner. Talk about sour grapes! That b@st@rd should join BLiar’s dad as soon as possible.
Just heard his Lordship ‘congratulating’ the tory winner. His comments & the look on his face were priceless. Apparently he hasn’t lost an election since the 1960′s.
By the way I was modded for suggesting his Lardship should perhaps think of joining B,L,iar’s late f..a..t..h..e..r.. ! Oh well.
Apparently he hasn’t lost an election since the 1960′s.
That’s why it’s called a ‘safe seat’ John.
Or was.
Ahahahahahaha. [changes socks] ahahahahaha.
Since the 60s eh?
That’ll come as a shock to Tony then.
Smallcock is part of the same clique of traitors that destroyed our fishing Indistry and the liveliehood of his constituents
Get him, net him then drag the t£$t along the dogging banks
Filthy fat disgusting perv
Has he ever visited a childrens home ?
Mr Prescott was a student at our college this how he got his start in politics.
He is our most famous and successful ex-student.
How does he repay us for this?
He doesn’t
The ungrateful ugly lardarse.
So he missed the Remedial English Course then?
Unnumbered Um . . . was in reply to #231 – Ruskin College
Mr Prescott studied eating meat pies at Ruskin College Oxford and nothing else.
Does Ruskin need a PR guru to help them re-establish their meat pie trade?
Ruskin College needs to keep being loads of money and piss it away like every other Socialists organisation.
And don’t forget, Ruskin is in Oxford but not at Oxford…
I wish the bastard would just go stick his stupid fat ugly head up a dead dog’s bum
Is your R key faulty Mr 1984?
RT @Iain_31: only 1 red blob in the south Yvette – you’re not a 1 nation party
Has Plescott rost his rittre brue pirrs ?
lol – that is all
The turnout shows that the election was actually decided by the”Anyone but you-know-who” factor.
Labour cooked their own rather lardy goose in selecting Prezza as their candidate.
Off you fuck.
Face like a slapped arse.
Face like an arse that has been run over by a tractor, then slapped, then buried and dug up. Then kicked.
If looks could kill: it could not happen to better bloke, now get back to the wilderness.
Some wilderness!! – don’t forget he still has the HoL to keep funding his lavish lifestyle!!
HoL is odd.
Does it make sense to have members in the house who live abroad (McAlpine in Italy and Ashcroft in Belize).
other ppl like dual passport holder boris has the same issue.
stay in this country with a legal status to reflect this or go.
It isn’t compulsory to turn up just because they have the title. It would be very crowded indeed if they all turned up together.
The only problem arises when ones that don’t turn up still claim anyway.
why is it not compulsory to turn up.
if they do not turn up, how can they be expected to show competence.
is government legislation not important for them? in any case, if they cannot even show loyalty to the country by being resident here or giving up on foreign interests, then no wonder the ruling class is disloyal. Disloyalty will cost a lot more than the cost of daily attendence allowance.
They should look to the countries where they pay their taxes or reside, why should the UK armed forces have to go rescue them when things get nasty, there a lot of dangerous places abroad
You need to take more water with your misguided vitriol, sunshine.
Money well spent after all then (£100 million), some truth in the saying that you can fool some people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. The sight of John Prescott being filmed going for a celebratory banquet dinner at Mr Wu’s accompanied by police outriders and patrol cars with flashing blue lights would have been just too much to bear.
Tony Blair’s appearance in Hull to canvas for Prescott did the lardy no good. Thanks be for the good sense of region’s electorate to vote for a conservative.
A little conundrum now- Do people vote labour because they are poor or are they poor because they vote labour.? Cannot help noticing that deprivation is in the Labour territories Why is this?
Keep them poor keep them voting labour
They’re not all that stupid though, many aspire to better themselves. My grandfather did. There will always be more working-class Tories than socialist millionaires.
Mine’s a gin and tonic.
You all seem a bit cranky today for some reason.
Well, Jimmy, I live in London so I didn’t have to vote for any of these straw men, so I am full of calme, luxe et volupté.
I hope you’re not feeling left out. Perhaps Dave Gimmick should have come up with some toytown elections just for the capital.
I won that one
Ginsters in trouble.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/lost-little-sausage.html
The only negative being that it cost £100m to settle his hash once and for all.
abramovitch paid 850m to get rid of his rubbish. He called it buying his freedom.
freedom from rubbish costs,
Quite; but exactly whose money did he use for that little bit of escapism?
Could Ummuna tell us why Prescott didn’t win. Ummuna spouts about everything so I’m sure he will be able to tell us.
Simple — Thatcher.
SHunthorpe was Ohio apparently!!
Is there one of the labour shadow cabinet that you wouldn’t want to smack in the face?
Can I come back to you on that one?
Start with Balls, then Mrs Balls, oh and then Balls again etc etc
I’ll have to go back to my previous moniker – Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two Jags & Shags.
Look on the bright side, we can now afford to feed our families now the prices of pies has fallen.
haha.
Did someone mention PIEs?
Bugger off.
With Prescott down, and hopefully the Bercows many thousands of pounds lighter, I will gladly give labour Corby.
Bercow’s resignation as Speaker would be the icing on the cake. Have it
Did Jonah campaign for him?
No, but I did. That may have just tipped it.
And in other news another political arsehole, Michael Mates, lost his battle to be PCC for Hampshire. I’m beggining to warm to this PCC election idea. A good vehicle to build up the hopes of these people and then let the electorate shat on them.
Indeed. Independents elected all over the shop.
Maybe the voters will get a taste for it.
Trouble is the “Independent” elected in Dorset is a former Sussex copper who is in hock to the local slum landlord (and convicted criminal) and supports a charity that brings addicts down here for “rehab” and a Housing Benefit subsidised room in one of said slum landlords properties.
Can’t be any worse than back here on Tyne – we’ve got that fucking appalling
Baird woman.
This woman will be trouble mark my words and all those plod who have undermined the coalition are in for a very rude awakening wathc out for appointing Labour troughers ,there maybe trouble ahead……count on it
Just Googled her. This is part of her Wiki entry.
“Thereafter, Baird was involved in many high profile cases at the bar, regularly defending in murders, robberies, drug cases, fraud and bribery cases at the Old Bailey and on appeal to the Court of Appeal and House of Lords. She also prosecuted in environmental cases for Greenpeace.”
And SHE has been elected as PCC for Northumbria. Talk about poacher turn gamekeeper/ fifth columnists/ conflict of interest.
You poor bastards.
There is nothing straiter than a bent copper. Corruption rules…
If I’d known Mates was standing I’d have bothered to wobble down to the polling station to vote for somebody else.
He turned up at our village hall years ago in electioneering mode, gave a speech saying what a shite Blair is, etc., etc., then there was a Q&A, at the end of which his handler said “Are there any more questions?”
“Yes,” I said, “are you still in touch with Asil Nadir?”
Didn’t go down too well.
No-Mates an no-votes got the boot job done.
Shame on CNN and BBC! Journalism my rear end! http://tinyurl.com/d6yepku
Is rael ueber alles! Heil ze chosen ones!
Best news for a long, long time. Lord Lardarse out on his fat arse. Bet the Humberside Bobbies are ecstatic tonight. That will put a spring in their step…
Humberside Plod should go round an taser the fat fucker just to rub it in.
Last attack .. 3 brothers from Abu Jalalah family,among them a high ranked Al-Qassam leader .
Fuck off back to Teal Aviv, ZioNAZI.
One day Dave and his daftarse mates in the Westminster bubble will realise what really matters to the electorate. Regrettably it will be much too late. Emigrate while there’s still somewhere to go and/or somewhere that will let you in from the remains of Once Great Britain…
Do yew now, tha fur all theys yars I been thinking that puttin’ me ‘X’ by John Prescott’s name meant ‘I don’t like this ‘ere won.’
Now its been explained to me I’m finally rid of tha lardy dah ermine pig man.
Good riddance to bad roobbish
What a cheery way to end the week. A nice touch that Prescott got more first preference votes, but was then beaten to the job courtesy of that 2nd preference nonsense that the Lib Dems love so much. Also did anyone ask Prescott how he could crediby expect to oversee the Police with his own record of expenses-fiddling and Council – Tax forgetting?
Hear Hear
…and shagging his staff.
Prescott’s local chinese will do big business tonight. He’ll comfort eat over his failure, which will mean ordering the entire menu.
His Lawdship eat us out of house and home evvy time he come in. He come in, we shut down to otha patron. No pwoblem him paying. He gonna put on House of Lawd expenses anyhow. Maybe see maw of him now. Still, was looking fowud to banquet business fwom police depawtment if Big John elected, even though have to pay bung to get it. Make it up on volume from man himself.
Gosh the thought of LardArse doing a 69, makes me feel very sick.
Could you please send me a copy of your menu? and do you do freight container deliveries? you know,like a skip at a time. yummy.
Sources tell me Iran’s Revolutionary Guards overseeing Gaza missile fire http://kleinonline.wnd.com/2012/11/15/report-irans-revolutionary-guards-overseeing-gaza-missile-fire-aiding-jihad-groups-launching-projectiles-into-jewish-state/
So if you boys are out fighting who is looking after the shop?
Sources tell me Iran’s Revolutionary Guards overseeing Gaza missile fire http://kleinonline.wnd.com/2012/11/15/report-irans-revolutionary-guards-overseeing-gaza-missile-fire-aiding-jihad-groups-launching-projectiles-into-j*wish-state/
How fkn hilarious would it be if they hit their own “sacred” mosque there in Jooslan
Who gives a shit about your sordid little racist colony of supremacist nutters?!
You’re only reaping a fraction of what you sow, so quit your endless whining.
Please can someone tweet with a hash tag
beatenbyatoryinhull
#buggeroff#
I used to be an agnostic, but now I’m not sure ? I did pray to whatever Gods there were that this pig wouldn’t get his nose in any more troughs…asnd it worked !!
You have your wish my son..
Give me a sign
Hit you baby, one more time
hmmm…….. no longer need to reinforce the station shitter
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good
Prestwat has just been arrested for wasting police time.
Oh was it kiddy-fondling?
Can’t believe there’s so little comment on UKIP. They whipped LibDem arse in many constituencies and are neck and neck with them on the total vote.
Too busy mocking the afflicted, unfortunately. We all know that the disabled should get respect and should automatically get any job they apply for, but not in this case…. snigger.
All in good time. Too much other merriment going on in here at the moment.
Action fans. If you like good old fashioned violent shoot em ups, tune into Under Siege 2 tonight on E4 to see Steven Seagal back when he was lean and not the fatso he is now.
Steven Seagal is not as hard as Lard Presscott, who can clear a curry house with on fart.!
,Od on a minnit, tha,s seen nowt till tha,s seen me in a drunken rage,ah soomtimes even freeten me sen.
I do hope Leo Blur died a painless and natural death and didn’t get the Harrowden Hill treatment from Tone. I wouldn’t put it past St Tony to do that to his own dad. Yes, I’m being very facetious and cruel, but Blair’s a piece of excrement, and his dad at least lived a long life.
So much for Prezza’s self-belief. It appears that their a few who have any belief in him.
He has had a good enough run and should put his feet up and GET OFF OUR SCREENS.
he should put heavy chains round his feet and jump in the ‘umber
I can’t hep it but I have returned about twenty times this evening to look at Guido’s pictures of Lardy Prescott. I want to impress them on my memory so that whenever I have a bad day, my face will light up in a big grin every time I recall them.Life is good.
+100
Don,t forget that Alistair Campbell gets depression,that always cheers me up
So the new nuclear submarine is a crock of shit, rusting faster than a 1985 Yugo.
British Aerospace – perpetual sucking at the taxpayer’s teat?
Why the question mark? BAe treat the MoD budget as their own private kitty. We have the fourth largest defence budget in the world yet in Libya we could only use 8 Typhoons because we didn’t have enough pilots for them. And we had to get Tornadoes to target mark for them.
And the Tornado fighter has a maximum ceiling of only 30,000 feet – that’s lower than a Battle of Britain era ME109!
Yet Cameron wants us to set up a no-fly zone over bloody Syria. With what?
It’s the new strategy ‘Eaton Mess’ all done to confuse the enemy. Always advise enemy in advance of tactics via BBC gobshites.
although there is noise to get troops out of afghanistan now, we are also being softened for sacrificing our troops in syria.
our troops should be in the UK.
when they are not their activities end up making ppl very rich. we really should value our lives more.
.
Old habits die hard…………….
Of course they didn’t. It is of no interest to 10% of the population.
How fantastic to see a prime cock like Prescott lose! Priceless
Fat useless old boiler surely
I thought he only made it to Deputy Prime Cock?
and the story here is . . . . . something or someone is gonna get a good seeing-to tonight
I won’t be standing in any more elections. The voters have finally realised that I’m just a fat useless prick and they won’t vote for me anymore. However,I will still be appearing on the BBC to give my opinions on all and sundry.
That is £80,000.00 worth of pies he will not be eating
I have already said i will stand in for him on earlier posts,do keep up ah,r kid.
Anyone know how much ‘Aunty Beeb’ is paying fatty Wogan to present CIN?
Can I do anything to comfort you John?
Do I need wipe the goat shit off me cock first ?
Me I,am over the moon that detestable creature is out.
So happy in fact I just had a mega dump to celebrate.
Let the Lard come an eat shite.
Perhaps Prescott won really but he’s taken McAlpine’s advice on dealing with the media in this article
http://newsstore.fairfax.com.au/apps/viewDocument.ac?page=1&sy=smh&kw=mcalpine&pb=all_ffx&dt=selectRange&dr=entire&so=relevance&sf=text&sf=author&sf=headline&rc=10&rm=200&sp=nrm&clsPage=1&docID=news000805_0179_5240
The BBC has issued an apology to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks after he was asked about the Gaza situation while he thought he was off-air.
The Buggering Boys Corp just can’t help it – can they!
Tracey Temple shagged that apparition at the top of the page.
For Fuck’s sake!
And every man who ever has a ride afterwards will look into her eyes and remember that
Her marriage chances are unlike her ex abuser slim
Just have to open a few more bottles
Ican emphasise with you, will be feeling exactly the same when there is a certain funeral.
Yeah, Brown’s.
Not who i meant ,as you probably know.
You mean ‘empathise’, I suppose. Ah well, ejekashun etc….
She answered yes when asked “do you like Dick Tracey”?
Naughty! Naughty!! Naughty Pensioner!!!
‘It aint over ’till the fat pig scowls’
It’s over, it’s over, it’s oh-ver…it’s oh-h-h-h-ver!
Mr Prescott was a student at our college this how he got his start in politics. He is our most famous and successful ex-student.
How does he repay us for this?
He doesn’t
The ungrateful ugly lardarse.
Have the Tory ‘cuts’ affected your supply of full stops and capital letters?
Children in Need over £10m so far.
All credit to the BBC.
My company are working some of the phones for Children in Need tonight. As I work in the non-call centre part of the office, my desk has been one of those comandeered for it. If it is anything like all of the previous times I’ll have a load of crap to clear up on Monday morning – right animals these call centre chickens. Suspect that thay might get a few abusive phone calls this year though.
I don’t actually agree with it so when they come round our desks demanding money for it they tend to get a very short response and I tend to get into trouble.
we are still sleep walking zombies. BBC and children. must never come together. and then we get all hysterical about child sexual abuse.
do we care or do we like the sensation of caring. all feeling. no action.
children and paeds you mean
Can someone please tell me who is the arsehole responsible for these ludicrous PCC elections ?
It’s blindingly obvious that the police should be politics-free if they’re ever to be respected and it’s also blindingly obvious that the electorate never wanted these elections. For the most part you’d just be voting for someone you knew nothing about other than the party with which they were associated.
The whole exercise should be written off and no-one appointed, and it should never be repeated. It’s just been a colossal waste of money and achieved nothing other than making everyone involved look stupid.
I suspect this is a libdem wetperson nonsense!!
Or it could be one of the massive percentage of people who were not interested or who did not agree with it I do not think they are ‘libdem wetpeople. get real.
I agree. The whole thing has been a farce. Moreover, some key local people at the grassroots level who know and care a lot about crime issues – local magistates – were barred from standing. No idea what the thinking behind that was.
Quite agree. I could hardly believe that it turned out to be a party-political election.
That said, it did help me to avoid one particular box on the ballot paper.
I would have voted as would a hell of a lot of others here.
The local police are a waste of time.
I once reported (999) someone walking about on the street with a firearm. Children playing yards away.
Seven hours later I was called back by the Police asking if he was still there….
An elected PCC may do something positive here.
I didn’t vote.
Why?
No information whatsoever.
Polling cards but nothing else whatsoever. Mickey Mouse could have been standing as far as we knew…
Someone needs sacking over this fiasco.
But no as usual lessons will be learned and all the same bollocks we hear everytime somethinf like this happens.
Omnishambles? Piss up in brewery comes to mind.
And this from a lifetime Tory supporter.
We had a council by-election in Poole so we got some PCC literature tacked onto the council stuff. Other than that though, nothing.
Incidentally the Tory won the council election. Good woman – she works at the same place as me. Thing is she hasn’t moved into the ward yet as her house move fell through before the election was announced. The Limp Dim used this against her.
Now the Limp Dim is a woman called Jenny Paton, who lives just behind me, and according to her election literature has lived there for 7 years. But three years ago she was in the national press (I think even Richard Littlejohn had an article about her) because Poole council had spied on her for three weeks because they thought that she had lied about where she lived to get her kids into a better school.
Branksome East where she lives is actually near Bournemouth town centre (although classed as Poole) and the school was at Lilliput, near Poole town centre and three miles away. It is well outside the school catchment area. Now either she lied about her address to Poole council, or she lied in her election literature.
My point above re: the firearm is just the tip of the iceberg here, and I might add I live in a seaside town in North Somerset. It’s not Ladbroke Grove or the Mozart Estate where I grew up. I’d have been happy to vote. But Guido would probably empathize here – whats the point of organising a rave if you won’t tell the punters who’s playing.
I think that it will be taken more seriously the next time round. It’s new and has been badly organised. The PCC’s have little popular support at the moment but if things don’t improve in their patch then they are ultimately responsible for it and should carry the can at the next election.
It’s like Ray Mallon, the Mayor of Middlesbrough, who reduced crime by 20% in his first year (or as he put it reduced it by 6000 victims), and is now on his third term. The new Northumbria PCC, Vera Baird, is a former Labour MP and right on lawyer. She will be a disaster and if Labour keep her on then she will lose in a traditional Labour area.
Actually if played properly it looks like a clever long term plan to kick Labour out of their strongholds. Higher and rising crime rates under Labour PCC’s, followed by falling crime rates under Tory ones could break the Labour voting habit in these areas.
Disagree. Ian Blair said that he told his officers not to enforce certain laws, such as trespass, if he didn’t agree with them. He didn’t care what the public thought, they only paid his wages. If a publically elected individual, in touch with the public’s concerns about crime, is able to sack an un-elected twat like that and replace him with someone who will enforce the law, then it is surely a good thing.
Totally agree.
And while we’re on the subject can we have elected magistrates and judges too…
Some of the clowns we have here defy belief.
+100
I am extremely pedantic.
It is the 16th Nov and suddenly my tv has started spewing out Xmas adverts. Couldn’t they have waited for 1st December? Its too early!!
Nell, I worked in retail in the mid 90′s, and we were putting Christmas stuff out in the middle of August. My ex and I had a little game to see who could spot the first Christmas ad on the telly. The definition of a Christmas ad being an ad for the Famous Grouse. I remember in 2001 she won when she spotted it on 8th July. I won the next year because it was first shown/spotted on 1st July. I remember this because we split up the next year, possibly due to a lack of excitement at home.
If you can avoid childrens television it would appear that some sort of sanity has returned and over the past few years Christmas ads mave moved back to October/November.
Sally Bercow and Tom Watson have gone very quiet. Not so brave now are they.
How can John Bercow stay has speaker, has he no morals.
Hi don,t know Hits Ha mystery.
Twatson has taken to a doing a series of light-hearted, jolly tweets where he pretends to be dead enthusiastic about something. I love such-and-such a track, etc.
No mention of his pa3do-finder general crusade, funnily enough.
No most definitely, no ‘Sorry’.
At the very least we have to be grateful that prezza has failed to get elected to a taxpayer post paying £70K pa plus expenses.
News for today.
1) Mr Ships waiter beaten in the libor Hull by a Con: horror of horrors.
2) UKIP ahead of the LibDumbs.
3)Beeboids drop another clanger Chief Rabbi is on air and does’nt know it.
4)Lowest turnout for PCC elections since the 2nd world war,wavy davy on the rack once again.
5) pantsdown now says we should pull out of Gan,not worth another soldiers life,well that took a long time must say.
6)Lord McAlpine involved in libel actions against various organisations and people and quite rightly.
7)Watsonian very quiet wonder why.
8)Finally beeboids very reticent on the Hull elections,wonder why?.
He didnt even rise to the dizzy rank of Waiter, he was a pot washer and bog mopper
Well he mopped up after that Yank who spunlked a kid into Pauline before having that gentleman offed to an orphanage
Pairt of them are just trash
Sorry but that is an insult to the contents of my bin liner
Funny day at the 12 Mr Duggan was bouyant that a full Labour victory score card was imminent , by 6pm Ed had remained at the sofa .
As one blogger has pointed out had it been FPTP prezza would have won .
UKIP has best ever election result , Lib dems lose deposite and it would seem Labour just hoovered up there votes . Although still puzzled why you would vote Labour when it has no reliable manfesto or explantion of budget cuts , so Corby must have been a disinformation campaign ….
BBC are carrying on about the low PCC turnout.
OK, it wasn’t great but at least 5 million turned out. That’s 5 million more than were allowed to vote for the BBC DG or the Chairman of the BBC Trust
Wankers
You lost, we won. Get over it.
So the story of the day is that labour’s prezza failed to get elected as police commissioner in a labour stronghold!!
If that consoles you ,lord know s you need it,myself I will just have to manage with three by election results,ah well.
To be honest guys and gals it’s not often that I have reason to rejoice but today has been pretty good.
Call it naivety but I reckon the worm is starting to turn. It may just be voter apathy or just the realisation that they are all a bunch of filthy thieves but I have a distinct feeling that any members of the public with any sodding brains, are starting to wake up to the fact that the present showers of shite in Westminster have zero credibility and cannot be trusted full stop.
Vote often and tell your mates.
Drake had it easier with the Spanish Armada
Than the meal that Dave’s making of Abu Qatada
Ditto immigration, BBC and the E U
Windmills, the debt mountain and these daft elections, too
Will no-one else beat upon Sir Francis’s drum
If the Tories ain’t gonna get rid of this bum?
face like a bulldog liking p**s of a nettle
I’m sickening about these mastications among you southern jessies about my politicising celebritea just becausse I lost doesn’t mean I lost the plot. In fart, I have a grate future as Ed Miliband has just conformed. Ed will next weak announce a new policing initiative, the Age of Chancers, in which I will be nominattings to tackle over policing matters including late night drinking and other things like grafatti and it is by using local common ideas that empower people that we will let the people decide about their communes through the Age of Chancers and this will underpinning the Sure Start and make a continuancing with Tony and Gordon’s previous policies and that’s what Ed is doing. It’s an excellent appointmunt, even if I say so myself which I do so here’s to the Age of Chancers and bollox to all you southern jessies.
Thanks for that m’Lard. You have explained your position and I and many others can only respond by urging you to stuff it up your capacious arse and climb up after it – taking Squit Millibandy with you.
….. or, more simply: “Bugger off”.
Frankly this type of sneering response is typical of Tories who do not understand why we need a fairer society. That’s why I have announced our new initiative, the Age of Chancers, in which John will take a lead in examining food and drink and how this impacts on political trajectories.
I think what we all need to do is stop posturing and get round the table to find solutions for society’s problems. Really, that’s what Labour is all about.
Forgot to mention that here in the multicultural paradise of Luton, EDL and British Freedom candidate pulled in over 8K’s worth of votes, just a few off one of Cleggs useful idiots.
Can of petrol under your caravan at night
Apparently Conor Burns MP is regretting these PCC elections.
With his involvement in the background [publicly seen documents] with the failed tory candidate in his region – someone at CCHQ better think again about Burns being on that committee he’s just been elected to sit on!!!
I will be the last post after 12 ish PM ish
Now it’s sorta Saturday ish
Anyone posting now is like sad ish
Perhaps it’s not One Nation today…
Corby ? Corblimey. Another quiet day in the office, luv.
Prescott didn’t make it but Paddy Tipping (he of the dodgy mortgage & expense claims) did get elected as Plod commissioner in Nottingham.
It is almost surreal that someone that showed such a lack of judgement and total disregard for the public purse
a) has the brass neck to stand for election, and
b) actually gets in!
In Nottamun Town, not a soul to be seen,
Not a soul would look up, not a soul would look down,
To tell me the way to Nottamun Town.
I bought me a horse, it was called a grey mare,
Grey mane and tail, grey stripe on her back,
Weren’t a hair upon her that wasn’t coal black.
She stood so still, threw me to the dirt,
She tore my hide, she bruised my shirt.
From saddle to stirrup I mounted again,
And on my ten toes I rode over the plain.
When I got there no one did I see,
They all stood around just looking at me.
I called for a cup to drive gladness away,
And stifle the dust, for it rained the whole day,
And the King and the Queen and the company more,
Came a-riding behind and a-walking before.
Then a stark naked drummer a-beating a drum,
With his hands in his bosom came marching along.
Sat down on a hot, cold frozen stone,
Ten thousand stood round me but I was alone,
Took my hat in my hand to keep my head warm,
Ten thousand was drowned that never was born.
Mоddеd thе fіrst tіmе – thе bоt сlеаrlу dоеsn’t lіkе trаdіtіоnаl sоngs.
Іn Νоttаmun Τоwn, nоt а sоul tо bе sееn,
Νоt а sоul wоuld lооk uр, nоt а sоul wоuld lооk dоwn,
Τо tеll mе thе wау tо Νоttаmun Τоwn.
І bоught mе а hоrsе, іt wаs саllеd а grеу mаrе,
Grеу mаnе аnd tаіl, grеу strіре оn hеr bасk,
Wеrеn’t а hаіr uроn hеr thаt wаsn’t соаl blасk.
Shе stооd sо stіll, thrеw mе tо thе dіrt,
Shе tоrе mу hіdе, shе bruіsеd mу shіrt.
Frоm sаddlе tо stіrruр І mоuntеd аgаіn,
Аnd оn mу tеn tоеs І rоdе оνеr thе рlаіn.
Whеn І gоt thеrе nо оnе dіd І sее,
Τhеу аll stооd аrоund јust lооkіng аt mе.
І саllеd fоr а сuр tо drіνе glаdnеss аwау,
Аnd stіflе thе dust, fоr іt rаіnеd thе whоlе dау,
Аnd thе Kіng аnd thе Quееn аnd thе соmраnу mоrе,
Саmе а-rіdіng bеhіnd аnd а-wаlkіng bеfоrе.
Τhеn а stаrk nаkеd drummеr а-bеаtіng а drum,
Wіth hіs hаnds іn hіs bоsоm саmе mаrсhіng аlоng.
Sаt dоwn оn а hоt, соld frоzеn stоnе,
Τеn thоusаnd stооd rоund mе but І wаs аlоnе,
Τооk mу hаt іn mу hаnd tо kеер mу hеаd wаrm,
Τеn thоusаnd wаs drоwnеd thаt nеνеr wаs bоrn.
It was the ‘dr**ve what got ya.
At first glance I thought it was Les Dawson
Where is Watson these days. He has gone very quiet after his Tory Paedo campaign collapsed. Is he chained up in Ed’s cellar where the butler can keep an eye on him and feed him on Newcastle Brown and the odd pack of crisps?
Someone has sat Tom down, and told him in no uncertain terms to STFU.
Quite probably his own legal team.
I think he is playing on the idea that people think he is ‘working’ on something, and will surprise us all.
In fact, I think he will try to never mention his little pa3dofinder general period again.
Many onthe left are rushing to claim that since turnout in the PCC elections was so low therefore those elected lack a democratic mandate. Do they extend the same argument to the Manchester Central MP who was elected on a similarly low turnout? If not, why not?
Ho ho ho! happy Christmas tax and rate payers. At least porky wont be getting his snout even further in the public trough. Bet he was pissed. Surprised he didn’t deck the winner!
Back to croquet then John, ey?
Big turn out in Humberside – over 19% – they wanted to make sure ‘Prezza’ didn’t do any more free loading.
No doubt the Pie-King will have other plans….
I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND ALL THIS BIGOTED WARFARE ,ONE RELIGION AGAINST ANOTHER ,THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT, AFTER ALL THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE,S FECKIN, PROTESTANT.FORGIVE ME FOR SHOUTING,ITS WHAT I DO.
Like Mates, Prescott was campaigning a false objective. Our Policing System might benefit from some updating but not a root and branch overhaul.
No issue. No campaign………… a dying political fart!
Ha ha ha. Hunt.