November 15th, 2012

Pizza IDF: Show Your Support For Freedom

Once Britain’s grannies knitted woolie hats and gloves for our boys in the trenches, nowadays modern technology means that you can give your support online to those fighting on the side of the righteous by simply clicking on a link.

Guido independently verified the last time the IDF were on the march, that this is a genuine way to show support for Israel’s front-line troops. organise the delivery of pizzas and Pepsi to troops risking their lives on the frontier of freedom.


  1. 1
    Victor says:

    *This has been going on for years and years…..whippersnapper2.*

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Kill a kiddie, get a Coke for free…

  4. 4
    Hank the Cat says:

    They should be given a harrods hamper for the work they are doing

  5. 5
    Sarah says:

    Already done.

    Good luck IDF.

  6. 6
    Dan says:

    Kill an Israeli kiddie get 72 virgins.

  7. 7
    Jonny says:

    you are fucking joking aren’t you?

  8. 8
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Let’s hope they aren’t sending stuff to Argentina this time, like they did during the Falklands War.

  9. 9
    Hank the Cat says:

    No the harder they go in the better

  10. 10
    Soldier of Christ says:

    Last time I looked, there was a 5 year jail sentence for anyone propogating the Christian religion in Israel.

    Shame on any Christian who supports the anti-christ state of Israel.

  11. 11
    Labour Trot says:

    Scuze me but isn’t it the Malvinas?

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Hank the Cat says:

    What absolute and utter bull shit, what phucking planet are on.

  14. 14
    Sky Fairy says:


  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Good luck IDF – give as good as you get.

  16. 16
    stroppycow says:


  17. 17
    JH3 says:

    No thanks.

    I wouldn’t say it was six of one and half a dozen of the other.

    But it’s definitely about five of one, and seven of the other.

    They deserve each other, leave them to it. I’m tired of this little splinter of land having such influence over the global political temperature.

  18. 18
    Sally says:

    Gulp! #FML

  19. 19
    Kebab Time says:

  20. 20
    Dan's a nonce says:

    fuck a (goy) kiddie – Talmud.

  21. 21
    The Public says:


    Ian Duncan F*****?

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Archer Karcher says:

    The civilain casualties would go down if Hamas and Hezbolla didn’t hide behind them. Rather telling that you can’t bring yourself to condemn their blatant cowardice, isn’t it?

  24. 24
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    First !

    Oh wait …

  25. 25
    Slartibartfast says:

    Methinks Guido is just a troll.

  26. 26
    Kebab Time says:

    Comment of the day?

  27. 27
    Dirty Desmond says:

    Nip round Guido, I’ve got a bit of shit on me knob wants cleaning.

  28. 28
    smo­ggie says:

    She’s gonna get fucked again.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    mothafuka paul stains. EU is trying to rape us and you post stories about Pizza. dear lord, I wonder that anyone bothers with you at all.

  30. 30
    Archer Karcher says:

    Israel is the only country in the entire ME where there is equality and complete religious freedom for all. Take your tinfoil hat off.

  31. 31
    Martin & Paice says:


    On this one, you are a Hunt !

  32. 32
    D-Ann 'Habbott says:

    ‘ear me now.

    is da Jewz gonna use da phos4us assid this time init?


  33. 33
    Shimon says:

    There are no ground operations, no brave IDF troops taking risks with their lived its an aerial assault from 10,000 feet. Those brave flyers heh? If there is a ground invasion it will be tanks and snipers all the way, ordering families into houses, then shelling it.
    When we signed the Geneva Convetion we had our fingers crossed.

  34. 34
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Where shall I Begin?

    It’s unlikely that this generation are of the same mindset.

  35. 35
    Martin & Paice says:

    I said Guido was a Hunt

  36. 36
    smo­ggie says:

    Let’s send Sally a pizza.

  37. 37
    Simon B says:

    Israel should never be forgiven for the murder of British troops by Jewish terrorists during the Mandate. They are hypocrites: their whole nation was founded on terrorism. That said, Hamas are just as bad and it is impossible to take sides in this conflict. To hell with them both.

  38. 38
    smo­ggie says:

    It will be the only food which can slide under the prison door.

  39. 39
    Neutrality says:

    I am staying neutral. Just for a change.

  40. 40
    Miss Fawkes, aged 31 and a quarter says:

    When I grow up I want a proper daddy, not a blowhard knob jockey.

  41. 41
    Archer Karcher says:

    Yes and not in a way that will be remotely pleasurable for her. Wealthy socialists biggest horror of horrors, is losing their looted moolah.

  42. 42
    smo­ggie says:

    Iran delivers rockets to Hamas; America delivers pizzas to IDF. And the smug self righteous prat above talks about killing kiddies.

  43. 43
    Martin & Paice says:

    You know I mean it to say qunt

  44. 44
    Jonny says:


  45. 45
    smo­ggie says:

    He’s been called worse, more than twice. But nice try.

  46. 46
    riddled with psycho bummers says:

    aye, aye, the nonce is back. where’s AC1, the other arse bandit?

  47. 47
    Archer Karcher says:

    Ah the tinfoil nutters are pouring onto the thread. You should, if you had the balls, post under your usual moniker. As it is you’re like a ‘brave’ Hamas soldier of Allah hiding behind children. Make you feel good does it?

  48. 48
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    You Swiss are all the same.

  49. 49
    Northern Chap says:

    Yes actually.

  50. 50
    Gordon Brown says:

    Sally, Let me know if I can help in any way.

  51. 51
    JayKay says:

    Prat…drop dead you arab loving piece of shit

  52. 52
    smo­ggie says:

    It was fired from a drone – no pilots. The assault killed a terrorist who has spent most of his time in luxury hiding away while he sent young muslim kids to slaughter young Isaraeli kids. As do most of the Palestinian millionaire elite. As did Osama bin Laden.

    There’ll be more happy Palestinians today than Israelis.

  53. 53
    Archer Karcher says:

    Projecting again? Seek urgent help.

  54. 54
    tatspotting says:

    Hellow lickle cwipple boy tat. Mumsie in heavan will be so sad about your antisemitsim. Coz ur dad wasn’t kosha.

  55. 55
    Sally says:

    Yes you can – please stay the fuck out of it.

  56. 56
    Abu Qatada says:

    Will I be allowed to send a Halal food parcel ?

  57. 57
    Grrr says:

    They should get a thank you card and WH Smiths voucher for every Islamist they send to that great slum in the sky – from the British Government.

  58. 58
    Kebab Time says:

    i luver yous humor smoggie – you is really a funny one and i wets my pants sumtimes lauferin at yous jokers – espitiality when you does two jokers in a row and the second is conected to the first

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Keep a close watch on the Squeaker’s ex’s claims;looks likely they are going to increase substantially.

  60. 60
    Hank the Cat says:

    Think about it

  61. 61
    dog says:

    I notice you can get a certificate sent to someone as gift thanking them for the pizzas. Anyone know Mehdi Hassan address?

  62. 62
    Jimmy says:

    I understand the plan, but killing them all with junk food will take years.

  63. 63
    Robert the Biker says:

    Bend over you ragheaded monkey faced tosser and I’ll shove your hahal straight up your arse. Hey, perhaps if I buy them an extra pizza a few of the lads can come over here to collect you for dropping over Jordan.

  64. 64
    Jonny says:

    harder as in not caring whether they kill civilians or kids?

  65. 65
    Sue Brown says:

    Ever get the feeling you are being spun a yarn? Pish poor communications.

  66. 66
    Justin Poofy Boots says:

    Defibitely. This could have been sorted out a long ago. Some people must capitalise on it.

  67. 67
    Simon B says:

    Nation founded through terrorism and murder of British troops now attacking people who are using terrorism to found their own state.

  68. 68
    Old Holborn says:

    Meanwhile, the Americans open a KFC and a Pizza Hut in Ramallah, Gaza

  69. 69
    You're born: You live: You die. That is all. says:


  70. 70
    Anglicanus Ortus says:

    So people in Britain should pay Israeli businesses to give food to Israeli soldiers fighting for land occupied by Israeli settlers.

    In doing this, we are supporting “freedom” – although, obviously, this “freedom” does not include anyone who worships the wrong desert death cult.

  71. 71
    Anglicanus Ortus says:


    pick one, amigo.

  72. 72
    Gospel of Cheese says:

    Fox Pizza. 30 minute warning, or your money back…

  73. 73
    Breton says:

    Yeah, let’s hope they fucking bulldoze some more of those children’s houses. That will sort out those rockets once and for all.

  74. 74
    LL says:

    “Last time I looked, there was a 5 year jail sentence for anyone propogating the Christian religion in Israel.”

    What an ignorant…
    I wonder then why the Bahá’í faith could get one of best places in Haifa Israel in Mount Carmel…á'í)

  75. 75
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    But Guido says you are a c*u*n*t…

  76. 76
    LL says:

    Attacking troops is not terrorism. Hamas don’t want a state they want the jews.

  77. 77
    Anglicanus Ortus says:

    Brits give pizza to Israeli “soldiers”. Israelis help Argentina kill British soldiers.

    Seems like a trade, eh?

  78. 78
    Ron says:


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  80. 80
    Common Sense Brit says:


    This is Britain Guido, not America.

    Small government and anti-nanny state? Yep, I’ll see you at the barricades.

    But when it comes to pro-life or Israel, let’s not just ape these yank wingnuts, eh?

    Nothing necessary or glorious about this Israeli turkey shoot.

    Bibi is a fucking tit.

  81. 81
    ROY CASTLE of record breakers says:

    Trouble is if its anything like this country , the pizza’s will be delivered by fucking Arabs

  82. 82
    Tom Catesby says:

    Only this time she’ll be paying!

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Can I send them a ‘Ham And Cheese’ Pizza called the ‘Two State Solution’ ??

    Or maybe a grilled panini called ‘The Rachel Corrie’ ??

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    This is a little unfair – the Israelis would sell arms TO ANYONE so it is discrimination to pick on them for flogging it to the Argentinians…

    And the French are equally as unfussy as the Jews when it comes to the victims of their arms trade..

    Mind you, David Cameron is catching up on that ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em’ bandwagon…

  85. 85
    Cpl Dermot McLoughlin RIP says:

    Guido could send them a tin of Irish stew. (geddit?)

    Old Spike Milligan joke.
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Irish Jew
    Irish Jew who?
    Irish Jew in the name of the law…

  86. 86
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    That’s their roll.

  87. 87
    Marion the cat says:

    That gives me thought – now he’s free and on the streets anyone could do anything to him anytime – bad things happen every day.

    Mr CIA, Mr CIA have you got a minute.

    On second thoughts just give me a **cking gun, I can’t stand the suspense.

  88. 88
    Martin & Paice says:

    Now go and research my names. Pizzas all round – you stone-age pillock

  89. 89
    englisheccentric says:

    Guido will oblige.

  90. 90
    Colonel Madd says:

    Destination of Liz Kendalls missing lunch is looking increasingly obvious

    I blame Alan Yentob

  91. 91
    Jimmy says:

    $26 for a pizza? Now that’s a war crime.

  92. 92
    SumBrit says:

    What’s the difference between a Moz and an Israeli?

    They look and sound the fucking same to me.

    (Mind you, the Israeli does have American Shok and Or on his side).

    Anyway, it’s nothing to do with the English tax-payer, let them sort them-fucking-selves out.

    We need to look out for ourselves for a fucking change.

  93. 93
    Tony "kill me" Blair says:

    45 minute warning – or you won’t get your country back

  94. 94
    81lly 80vvden 15 the gre@st ump1re ever ! says:

    great comment 81lly

  95. 95
    Arnold J Rimmer says:

    Fuck the IDF.

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  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    IDF pizza – it’s window-licking good!

  98. 98
    Spook says:

    Accidents happen every day!

  99. 99
    Hurf McDurf says:

    Sometimes Guido I seem to think you were born in the wrong country. You and the Republican wingnuts seem made for one another.

    Not going to shed any tears over dead Hamas bastards, but we shouldn’t give our unconditional support to the equally murderous IDF, especially when their country was founded by murdering British soldiers, before showing their eternal friendship by selling weapons to Argentina.

    Fuck em both.

  100. 100
    jax says:

    just unsubbed. not giving any more hits to this statist fake libertarian

  101. 101
    James says:

    Send them a 12″ ham & arsenic from me

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    fuck yeah

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    I ordered a hot and spicy to be delivered by rocket

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    seems to be more shill like every week

  105. 105
    Expat Geordie says:

    Pizza and PEPSI???

    Come on, it’s only the rag heads who drink Pepsi out there. The Isráélís only drink Coke.

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