Musical SpAds: Giles Kenningham to CCHQ
Eric Pickles’ door-kicking media SpAd Giles Kenningham is taking over the running of the CCHQ press operation for year while Susie Squire covers for Gabby Bertin’s maternity leave.
He’s good…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
I also hear the traffic lights in the High Street aren’t working.
Cauliflower cheese for supper tonight…
That is a very good idea. I like to add Dijon mustard to the cheese sauce.
With grated parmesan, shredded parma ham and breadcrumbs to quickly grill just before serving eh?
We like our cauliflower cheese served cold.
Ah bless he’s growing his First moustache.
Please can we have a gratuitous picture of Susie Squire?
I’ve met an interesting person in my life.
I’ve only got four bottles of wine left in the rack. I’m going to have to stop off at Tesco on the way home. Luckily, I have a £5 off coupon.
It wasn’t you
Washed down with a pint of Bitter.
(note to self. I must not mess with a midget who is smarter than me).
My snatch itches.
Why are you so much taller than the little shit you hang on to? – or was it vv?
I think we should be told.
I’ll farkin’ well , farki’ do you one…I’s a lady I is, an you doncha wanna mess wif me, like you don’t or I’ll farkin’ well farkin’ fark yer farkin’ face up.
{Sent from my solicitors ipad}
You ve got chlamydya dear
Howard Molsom’s got a new shovel, mam!
Some good stuff on 28Gate
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/11/12/breaking-the-secret-list-of-the-bbc-28-is-now-public/
http://order-order.com/2011/02/09/comment-of-the-day/#comments
Yahoo!
Aol !
The guy’s hair is a total mess, how much did it cost£20, should have gone to specsavers!
does spec.savers imply competence.
not always.
Vienna
Ah
Shaddup Your Face!
“If you don’t lick it here, please take a full refund and fuck off”
“Guido’s blog, Guido’s rules” – except the time he told me off
“I will defend your right ….”
Gash!
I’m having corned beef gash for dinner tonight.
Don’t forget the pickles. The BBC likes its pickles. Hope it doesn’t give you the runs.
Pickles, isn’t he the big fat guy in the cabinet
I like mine with brown sauce.
Oh what a man u r. U like Brown sauce on yer Bananna Fritters.
Magic. My fave.
yawn! you said wharr?
and it is Eric Pickles’ door-kicking whatever, by the way – pedantic chance I have got, even though my grammar and spelling is careless and crud at all times.
Every time I see Pickles on TV I’m reminded of Cyril Smith. I wonder if they have the same appetites?
We know who you are and we know exactly the extent of what you have done,” he warned. “You must take responsibility.
Ally Sally are you thinking the same as me about Anony, he wants to be very careful even obtuse like that could get him in a lot of trouble
Precisely. Nobody is Anonymous on the innernet.
when ppl are terrified they become hysterical.
resentment based on wishful thinking is useless, co.exist peacefully.
the lizard has spoken.
Help. It’s that c*unt Hardwick.
Pickles had an “interesting” time when he was a councillor in Bradford in the 1980s, you could say. Peculiar thatcherite fun and games were going on then, alledgedly and all that.
“Allegedly” even – told you I was rubbish at spelling. How I got a half-decent pass in O-level Eng Lang still baffles me.
we know…
and so does god.
so be true.
I don’t know diddley-squat. I am not interested in the paltry doings of men and women. In fact, I feel as if may not even exist.
god says…. I feel as if I may not exist.
respect more. exist more.
seek
not.
Fish pie?
How about this then
Are all the Climate Change nutters, liars and mongrels at the BBC paedophiles as well?
It’s a Venn Diagram that begs to be drawn.
You work for the BBC and I claim my right to evade the TV Tax.
So he is “Good” hahahahaha, pity he has a PM with no balls to work with..hahahah
PM has no ballses. I keep PM’s ballses in glass jar, on mantelpiece in my £400K home. Good ornaments.
Give me bigger house. NOW! Infidel. I call Camerons and tells him I wants bigger house.
Camerons will do whats I says. He my bitch.
PM has ballses. I keep PM’s ballses in glass jar, on mantelpiece in my £400,000 home. Good ornaments.
Give me bigger house. NOW! I call Camerons and tells him I wants bigger house.
Camerons will do whats I says. He my bitch.
Yeah, he’s so good Eric Pickles has turned out to be one of the most indolent, useless ministers in this government
in·do·lent:
1.
a. Disinclined to exert oneself; habitually lazy. See Synonyms at lazy.
b. Conducive to inactivity or laziness; lethargic: humid, indolent weather.
2.
a. Causing little or no pain: an indolent tumor.
b. Slow to heal, grow, or develop; inactive: an indolent ulcer.
Giles isn’t “good”, he’s fucking amazing.
I so would.
Oi! leave my *fags* out of it!
Someone is setting themselves up for a fall or a disappointment at least.
Mentalist!
“Eric Pickles door-kicking media SpAd”
Pickles’s
Pickles’
!!!!!
I don’t know, these university boys what are they like?
Barry Norman’s’ Pickle’s's’ ?
Pickles is Humpty Dumpty’s reincarnation.
Delays on the M4 Spur northbound (i.e. leaving Heathrow) due to an accident, outside lane blocked
Pickles again?
Is there such a thing as poisoned pickles?
He looks like a dodgy Italian waiter who pisses in the macoroni. Oh well, see how he fairs.
Ehiii !!!
Oouu. Yuuu. Callin. Dodgy
We donnah doo. Dodgy in italy
Just outright corrupt no fuckin abaaht
An we donnah piss in the macoroni
We piss in dah MACARONI
Spell it right stronzo or we know where to put the horse s head …
Lol.
My dear Watson. Who led that despicable and pathetic excuse for a mature woman up the garden path and into a ditch?
My dear Watson. What were her motives? Another step up the career ladder perhaps? What a fool. Watson. What a fool.
Obviously The Twunt in No 10 has got everything organised.
It is rumoured that Heath in retirement loved his walks around Salisbury Cathedral Close – but that he especially liked his morning walks watching the young boys from Bishop Wordsworth School.
Fucked if we know what happened to Ric Holden.
He’s on the missing list.
I bought a new pair of socks today.
I was sued for many £k’s today.
Hopefully, you will be cleaned out for everything you have.
She’ll be sued for the sheets off her back.
Do you wear kitten heels – I believe Theresa may likes kitten heels whereas Ken Clarke prefers his Hushed puppies.
“Eric Pickles’ door-kicking media SpAd”
Pickles’s
You’re banana’s.
Good to have a reliable spokesman obviously:
Giles @gileskenningham
More Brown lies. We have never said we are opposed to the future jobs fund.He can’t stop lying
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I send my commiserations to CCHQ over this appointment.
And Eric Pickles is also believed to have shelled out taxpayers’ cash on legal advice after someone in his department – most likely one of his special advisers, Giles Kenningham and Sheridan Westlake – attempted to smear the name of the head of the Electoral Commission.
Oy Vey indeed.
Door kicking SPaD? He looks like the token gay character from an 1980s film.
He looks like a lounge-lizard. Does he tango?
I don’t know. I thought he was a friend of yours Dorothy…..
I was thinking more like a spiv-type from one of those 1940′s films: “You say you can’t find [a rationed item]? Well, do you know where to look? I just happen to have a mate who knows a bloke, and, well, I COULD be persuaded to introduce you, if you get me, but, as we say, nothing comes for free in this crazy world in which we live…”
how can we increase our resources?
if we want self definition, self reliance,
unsure if running after tomdickharry will do the trick.
how is the isolated julian assange now.a.days.
Seems to have a barry mcguigan moustache for some reason. Spad news is no news unless they’re on the end of the ministers cock (which to be fare most will be at some point). As for door kicking he needs to try some house clearing in Afghanistan first before getting all macho. He looks like he can send a spiteful email but that’s about it.
As one who quite fancies amazonian women, I always had a crush on the Ber Cow. That was until seeing this interview with Rod Liddle.
All went limp at the sight and sound of this gobby, gurning slapper. Posh to the core (Marlborough, Oxford) she’s even worked on the mockney to boost her ladette image.
A disgrace to herself and the Speaker. But I still could if really pushed.
You an all’ yer farkin’ fakrie farker! I ain’t no mockney..i’m the real east end, apples and shares, duck and bone, my old man’s a munchkin, I is. Donch be do in no disrespecting to me or I’ll farkin well fark you up, I will, so ‘elp me chim chim-en-ney strike a light, I was born inside the bow bells, I was.
Aha! A genuine cockney rhyming slag.
early mandleson hartlepool tash (absorbs tummy banana overflow)
Not sure if that’s permanent or he’s one of those really cool people who support Movember.
Either way, I’d fuck the arse off him, the little prickteaser.
Do they have any Spads whose names don’t sound like PG Wodehouse characters?
No
Yes but one is too much of a gentleman to name them.
Bertie Wooster went to Eton.
Bertie Eton went to Worcester
True, but only because he fancied Worcester Woman. He was devastated to find she didn’t really exist.
Elton Worcester went to Bolton.
No, no. You’re thinking of Bolton Worcester, who went to Eltham.
No, no, he’s on third base– we haven’t even discussed him yet!
What a sauce he had.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/travers-with-my-auntie.html
No sound from @SallyBercow for an unprecedented hour.
#SilenceIsGolden
She’s got her mouth full!
Tea-time.
So that’s nothing from Sally Bercow, Tom Watson and Philip Schofield. Be interesting to know if there has been any communication between John Bercow and Tom Watson.
Not heard much from Anonymong either – I think that it was he that pretended to be in the know and recklessly named names on this site.
I also wonder what Lord McA’s brief will make of the Watson tweet, ‘I see the pushback has begun in some sections of the media. The same people who dismissed the hacking allegations.Suspect they’ll regret it.’ This after the Guardian got round to exposing the mistaken identity.
I don’t recall any other ‘push back’ that day. With this tweet, was he challenging the ‘Guardian’ story and Lord McA’s innocence? Perhaps he will need to explain himself.
Yes what was push back?Tom Watson will eat his words when they are battered and fried then served up to him. He deserves everything coming to him.Nasty piece of work.
Apparently he already has ‘eaten his words’. His blogsite has been heavily ‘redacted’.
(I can’t personally confirm this. I don’t want any trace of Watson’s internet presence on my computer. Worse than hardcore porn.)
He’ll be on the list of Legal Letter Recipients.
*gulps*
That would make my day. Tom Watson, grandstanding, salad-dodging, partisan smear-merchant, getting taken to the cleaners.
*** PUNCHING THE AIR ***
*** INNOCENT FACE ***
eating his words.
The new Chinese Overlord is used to eating bitterness, stoically. In the long game, chinese win.
Where are the other flavours though.
plenty in the garden.
I pushed back a cream cake once. Will never make that mistake again.
Out Of the Mouths Of A young Scouser, having just met the Queen today.
“She looked very nice, a posher version of me Nan”.
If Sally Bercow is to take legal advice we need to know who is paying for it.
She’ll settle. We will never know how much for.
It won’t be the taxpayer unless she gets legal aid. But as she’s clearly a member of the well-off middle class there’s no chance of that. Either she, or her grubby little husband, will have to dip into ther pockets. Same they’re not fucking royalty.
“there’s no chance of that. ”
Ha Ha, very humorous.
Why?
She can’t get legal aid for libel.
Fears for patient safety as 60,000 NHS jobs face the axe.
60,000 Free car park spaces for visitors then ??
1,125,131 NHS workers as of 2010.
About a 5% cut as long as nursing homes aren’t included. Then it falls to 2%.
I visit various hospitals very frequently and they could all do with a dose of Gove’s approach. Average walking pace 1 MPH, average chatting pace 100 MPH. Waiting times post appointment time 30 -120 minutes.
They need Managers. One for each hospital will do.
Of whom some 560,000 are non-medical admin staff, every one of whom is vitally necessary.
Who’s gonna check if all the boxes have been ticked ?
We have no wish to know about the ticks in your box, thank you.
Mad Nad’s is populated by boatloads.
Must leave the bins out tonight.
Don’t forget to vote either.
Leave Pressclott out with the ‘ has bins’.
‘Stay on air’ ? I thought he was on helium.
…..except while he’s in court answering the defamation charge.
If Schofield had an ounce of decency he would resign. Has he no morals.
He has no viewers either. The few that do watch are there to ogle Holly Willoughby’s tits and magnificent arse. Thankfully she looked embarrassed when he handed over Schofeld’s List to the PM.
http://cognitoscans.blogspot.fr/2012/02/holly-willoughbys-tits-light-up-brits.html?zx=231d63eeefa5a58a
bit droopy all the same for her age…
Schofield didn’t act alone. There’s no way that dopey children’s presenter got it into his thick skull to blind-side Cameron all by himself.
It’s as credible as Tinky-Winky or Rosie and Jim suddenly coming over all crusading journalist.
me me school.field schofield over.reacted.
who is playing him?
the media world is fundamentally changing, it is a tectonic tonic.
the old establishment is going. out with the wornout, in with the new.
…until all your advertisers pull out.
He should be sacked.
A “Door kicker”
HHHAHAHAHA
If that pomaded ponce has ever kicked in a door Im the King Of Jamaica
He cant even organise his own hair
Probably spends most of his days loading a conveyor belt with pizza and KFC into lardy Erics gob
Hopefuly this cause of embarrassment to his family willl end up in a gutter with his anus leaking Hagues semen
He looks like Billies type
Does Eric bat for any side other than Greggs?
Isn’t that Pte. Walker from Dads Army?
Soooo….Is zis right?…Ze Hairy cornflake?
Hiz name also vill go ze list.
Dear Abu Qatada
Thank you for entering the competition. Hope you win!
Giles who? Fucking hell, when are we going to stop publicising all these plastic twatty Islington-Notting Hill wankers.
And when am I next on Question Time?
C-U-N-T-S
After me you fucking bible bashing felching c-u-n-t.
One should take one’s fair turn. It is important that guest bookings are balanced and considered.
Oiiii! Will you two knobheads shut the fuck up? You’re giving us columnists a bad name. Fucking shit-for-brains.
Oh fuck me, here we go. Mister fucking Potato Head has arrived. What was that about getting rid of my column, arsewipe? Ha ha ha ha…..you Hampstead Garden Suburb c_u_n_t_s think you can lord it, but Dacre told you to fuck off didn’t he? Go on c_u_n_t, admit it.
Hitchens! Do you fucking want some? You’re gonna cop an unfortunate one, my son. Why don’t you fuck off back to Malta where you belong you chinless twat.
Peter c.u.n.ting Riddell writes better stuff than you fuckwit! And he’s dead, I think.
Oh for fucks sake, give it a bleeding rest you two. At the time of writing, Peter c.u.n.ting Riddell is NOT dead.
Any more shit, I’m gonna start cracking heads. Fucking pricks.
Leave it Sime. They’re not facking worf it.
Andy! Andy! Come on for fucks sake. I want a kebab.
Oooooh look who’s turned up. Andy Pretty Boy Rawnsley. Well you can just fuck off & get your manicure American Dad. Keep your nose out slag!
who are these “prominent twitterers” that the lawyers are going after? I’m guessing quite a few of them are well know Labour bloggers.
You just know it.
Delicious.
Peter,
I’ve met with Giles and he understands the importance of cottage industries to UK growth very well. He’s also excellent on the importance of khaki in our society.
Shut up you goggle-eyed twat.
Hi-ho, hi-ho
It’s off to work we go
We SpAd all day
For lots of pay
Hi-ho, Hi-ho
Hi- ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho…..
Tidy poem. Like poems, me.
A SpAd went to work,
with gossip computer.
Online to some berk,
saying say some other.
…or should I have said – Mongo like poems
oh feck all that, here comes Dave…
Ach bugger it, since I have been asked elsewhere, might as well promote Dylan’s hundredth birthday starting now, down by here, for 2014, to keep them happy,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-20257204
and a vid of the man himself voiced, on old third programme beeb radio, or somewhere else, NYC no doubt, maybe,
Suggested to this New Yawk fella years ago, who lives there, to set up a Brit pub and call it The Dylan Thomas, in Greenwich Village, not that far from The Chelsea Hotel, but nothing came of it.
Might as well make a good job of it, Dylan, in The Village,
Had a hand in this, when I helped Tom Knight with the Pendine West Wales clips, in the mid 1990s, when I was at a loose end, staying there. Wotsername irish lady was, umm, interesting. She worked and I suppose still does on children telly, producer or something for it these days. Stunning hair and cheekbones.
Take your advertising for a drunken, wife-beating tw*t elsewhere. I don’t want to come to a blog that is of the calibre that entertains him.
Looking forward to a massive pay-off. A three minute search of the internet reveals that there are stupendous rewards for failure in broadcasting.
Hell yes! I got twice what I’d have got for doing the job, just for not doing it.
I didn’t have pretend to be mentally ill or fake invoices for laptops or trip on a paving stone and call injury layers 4 U. I just had to fuck up in the most spectacular fashion I could think of.
You should have seen the cock up I was planning for Dave lee Travis.
The tribute shows were all ready to air . I recon that stinker could have netted me another mil or two.
we pay for incontinence.
no point grieving.
abramovitch paid to get rid of rubbish.
we need to pay to get rid of rubbish.
But with whose money???
it is your decision.
your life. your quality of life.
Paxo £850k pa – what a pile of shite.
Past his sell by date.
Tell him to fuck off to Radio 4.
Horse faced, Y-front, self-important prick.
You haven’t seen the size of my pension, have you ? WOOHOOOO !!
All this fucking pointless misdirection. Just to safe face and try to get out of the damage done. Unacceptable and unfuckingbelievable.
Who wants to see my Brown star?
Pickles never hid in the closet. Can’t abide cowards who hide in their closets and take years to come out. Fools.
BBC have agreed about a £200k settlement to Lord McAlpine.
I suspect he’ll accept £30k from you Sally. Seem fair?
The Buggering Boys Corp never mentioned a name wheras Sally in the Alley did, so 250k plus costs sounds reasonable.
Yes. Sally did actually use his name and many people made a wrong connection and thought he was a peedo. £250k sounds ok.
Furkin ell – BBC journo at lunchtime suggested £50k. FFS
£1.3m for time server
Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
1,374.57 licence fees down the sough, then. Mind you, Georgie boy swanned off with 3,092.78 licence fees.
Are we bovvered ?? It’s not our money we’re doling out.
HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!!!!!
Calm down, petal. This one will go on expenses.
But less than half of what Entwistle got for being so incompetent the allegations went out in the first place. Someone should ask the BBC to explain exactly what “gravity” of false allegations they would have to make before a damages payout of an ‘Entwistle’ (£450000) would be justified!!!
Interviews on WATO earlier suggested that McAlpine would go easy on the BBC as the settlement would come out of licence payers’ money. It was also mentioned that ITV where on the list of letter receivers, and they ain’t funded by the Telly Tax. Let’s say £250k plus, then; if they settle up quick, it’ll keep the costs down.
Thick.
How can John Bercow continue to carry on as Speaker. Bercow must resign, otherwise it will be the end for all MPs as far as the public is concerned. If MPs think they are held in low esteem by the public now, just wait and see what happens if Bercow stays.
Dream on !!! No way are we leaving this luxurious trough !!!
Let him stay so that he and all the rest of them can be held up to the ridicule that they deserve, the only way to shift a manure heap is with a pitchfork.
If Bercow stays it will reflect on labour, after all they selected him as Speaker.
The only person in recent history that has conducted themselves in that office with honour, impartiality, dignity and an understanding of parliamentary protocol was an ex Tiller girl.
Stands to reason. Learning to be a dancer teaches you discipline, hard work and reliability.
These days it also teaches you to walk around with 2kg of make-up.
So, with that in mind, Andy Burnham should be the next speaker.
Maybe, but why did the Tories ever put him up as an MP, especially with such a vile wife?
A tractor with a bulldozer blade is how I’d shift it.
Speaking of tractors – did I ever tell you my production figures?
If Lord M wins hefty damages, with any luck they will be bankrupted and he will no longer be able to sit as an MP
Death to Gaza! Death to lslam! Fuck Palestine! Exterminate all Muslims! No Fucking Surrender
imposter
I only asked if you wanted chilli sauce on your shish.
I’m assuming there isn’t much else on telly tonight?
What do you mean? there is Question Time and Newsnight on tonight, what a treat, arrgh! (chokes on dead wasp).
But they have booted off Stella Creasy and replaced her with Harman. What a totoal bore.
That’s all you know big boy! – could give you a run for your money! – try me?
Harman is so thick that when plankton are looking to insult somebody they call them ‘as thick as Harman’.
Tut tut. Naughty boy.
Gordon Brown & Co. did lots of mad, bad and stupid things:- but their dirtiest and some say cleverest bit of mischief was to appoint Bercow along with that wife of his.
Hahaho. Big Bang- BBC bombs. Again. Hahahoho.
Mayy I just say that there is only one REAL Peter Hitchens and it is me
My letter box that the impostor who writes for the Sunday HateMail stared through and me that commented on the size of his huge wobbling bottom right outside of the Briish Museum as I requested an autograph
And Yes he is just as much of a po faced wanker in real life as he is in print
Twat doesnt even have a decent pen, wears cheap ill fitting suits and looks like the kind of person who should be running an eastern european wank booth enterprise in Munich
At no time has that young man ever requested That I dress up as the late Cyril Smith,furthermore,I shall sue anybody who suggests that he has
GANGNAM STYLE!”
Yes I ride him like a pony
I may not be from Korea
But Im no phoney and he loves it up the rear
GANGNAM STYLE
Why do I think Mr Pickles is married?
Its as real as his love of salads
Interesting, bro
Us welsh like to say, he likes dandelion wine he does.
Why don’t Greggs sell tripe, with vineger? Always puzzled me that has. Ey Oliver/Nigella/Ricky Fish/Hugh Fernally-Wotisname?
Anybody here from the BBC that could accuse me of being a nonce?
I could do with the cash
I would be prepared to stand nexto Michael Portillo or Ken Clarke,
I dont even mind posing next to Gideon Osborne, a hooker and a pile of coke, no shame here
Let me know
Who the fuck are you?
don’t know – don’t care – but I’d like a helping of Sal’s Calmidea Alley.
Just a simple man who needs a spare couple of hundred grand to spend on guns,knives, Goretex clothing, night vision equipment and maybe thermal underwear
Ho, steady on, that’s my TV licence fee money you are talking about, no fucking wonder the programmes are a pile of shite, nothing left after pay off’s, golden pensions, legal fees, compensation and nose candy.
I is gonna be Pleesmun when I grows up and look at evdunce n naughty pics n stuff phwooarrhhhh!
It’s not just these reprehensible tweeters who should be dealt with firmly. The whole of the internet, particularly the blogosphere, is totally out of control and should be brought to heel. The net must now be regulated and strictly monitored so that unacceptable content is immediately removed and the offenders punished.
This anarchic free-for-all has gone on too long and has gone way beyond the bounds of acceptability.
Hear hear to that!! – the last thing we want is anyone getting in on our act!
I have many lists.
Some common sense at last!!
The internet has become a cesspit of trolling, abuse, racism, homophobia, offensive comments, bullying ect Control is needed and order restored. regulation is needed now! If some bloggers and other anarchist/facsist types dont like it then too bad.
Dat am de right ting to say brudda – yo am on de ball – an dem whitey am all de same.
Yes, deal with them all. Then we can keep on holding inquiries and spiking them by limiting their remit or even by “accidently on purpose” pulping the reports. We can mislead abused witnesses into setting up misdirection ops like this one as well so that we can establish our narrative in what remains of the MSM.
But once the blogs are closed off, we can control everything.
Do we think turnout for Police Commissioners election going to be greater than 10%??!! Our local polling stations doesn’t seems to have had more than 30 or so folks all day!!
Does anybody know whose idea it was that we should elect Police Commissioners? What a waste of money!!
Was it Mr Wu, manager of a Chinese restaurant in Hull?.
Mine – all mine! Part of my Big Society – big ideas, big profits, big rip-offs, big wind farms, – big payments to the EUSSR, – big ideas like the HS2, big Riots, big debts or deficit, – you name it Nell, – it’s all down to ME ME ME ME!
You shut your inf’idel face. You is my bitch.
I make you look so stupid. You is like well my bitch. Get me bigger house. I wants more benefits
I got big plans to bomz peoples. I need bigger house. You come here inf’idel and police kick your heads in.
Police protect me while I be making plans to bomz you. Police kick your heads in. Not mine.
This my country. You is well my bitches.
Postal votes will eclipse personal votes for the first time in history.
Respect and Labour should do well.
Lefties and mozlems running some of Britain’s biggest police forces. We must be stark raving mad.
We get the PCCs we deserve. If the bedwetters and religion of peace get their supporters better organised then the rest of us have only ourselves to blame.
Was it some fat front bottom
Serial s7xpest who may just benefit from said position?
A person who insisted that his wife gave up her son for adoption?
The Anorexic who forgot to puke ?
Well he did the son a favour
Brought up by a decent family, A Col in The British Army and a gentleman
Not some grubby toerag dragged up in the streets of Hull hanging off his his vile fathers coat tails
There is a rumour that he once spanked cyril Smith and got a tip as he cleared the plates
With his tongue and a slice of white bread
The low turnout was indicative of the complete disinterest of the general public. Everyone I’ve spoken to about this cannot understand why there needs to be a further layer of bureaucracy.
Perhaps DC should start listening, although I’m not holding my breath.
Old bag, it’s UNinterest, not Disinterest in this case. But we get the gist..
I will skweem and swkweem and swkeem, in a high-pitched voice.
Motor mouth has got all brave again. It’s like diarrhoea, it just flows and flows. Look at the supporters pictures to see what people look like who engage mouth without first engaging brain. e.g.: Just breathe petal. You’re not going anywhere. It’s all gone silly. Xx
https://twitter.com/SallyBercow/with_replies
But I’ll have nothing to do all day long…
It’s time to end Twitter.
She has dead legs, the face of a lithuanian prostitute,wears Primark curtains as some kind of wrap, feet that would struggle to fit into my size tens
Just what does John Ewokosher see in this woman?
This is the verticaly challanged wankstain who advertised for a bride before meeting the mother of his children and well oiled wife
I must be the only man in London who hasnt poked her
Not only does your “lovely” wife get f%%%%% on the tube by strangers she then boasts about it
Discusting vile little perv
These are, it has to be said, her good points.
I would just like to say that I also have never poked that woman
BTW…
IS there on owner of a british newspaper who is not non dom?
Is there the owner of any British company who is not non-dom?
Can’t really blame them.
50% tax? Fuck off.
Do you not understand the difference between non-dom and non-resident? And you, a Tax Inspector.
No wonder Amazon is laughing all the way to the Cayman Islands.
Thicko Hunts licking Bercow’s are.
David Cameron: “I look forward to working with Barack Obama for the next four years.”
Two years, Dave, two years.
Why two years? Has the smoking caught up with Omaha?
Oh don’t you know that c0ck and Balls will be elected on a tide of suicidal dendencies and self-destruction.
Pollsters never lie, Labour are more popular than Blair was in ’97 don’t you know!
Gibber Gibber!
O/T.
I read that mathew freud is now advising the temporary DG of the beebs as to what he should do.
Who is MF,well as far as I can see,he is the son in law of good old Rupe of News of the World fame.
Enemies and friends coming together begs a question,any answers anyone?.
He is my grandson, as well
He continues my good work of filling libraries full of BS
“any answers anyone”
Abolish the BBC.
If those who work for it are genuinely creative, they will create new and useful things. Scientific and surgical equipment, for example, and new types of computers, new medicines and so on.
If, on the other hand, they’re just braindead leftwing cretins (and, let’s face it, this is what they are) they’ll just have to get jobs cleaning toilets for a few years before they die prematurely of TB or cáncer.
Either way, we abolish the license fee and free-up £3.6billion into the economy.
auntie is rubbish.
we canonised it.
it is the war of the titans. astute brits vs astute murdochs.
it doesn’t get any bigger then this, psychologically speaking.
The Freud led party will be the winner.
“PR guru Matthew Freud has been banned from driving after being caught at 117mph (188km/h) with his young son asleep in the front of the car.”
He said that he was not used to the power of a Ferrari.
Annual Wimbledon tennis each year is a severe mental illness, you unimaginative total tool. But there again, GO MURRAY! Hell of a lad he is, really like the fella, got balls you know.
enemies and friends work together.
a great way of looking at it,
in the long game, this is a startling but good.
with HongKong in mind, Patten knows this. Patten also knows divide and rule. MF’s missus wants to rule Murdoch.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-20347023
Perhaps the BBC will provide him with a chauffeur …
Hi Gabs if you read this stuff
Hope you are doing well
The Downing Street machine has collapsed since you left…
You are the only person who can stop our Dave from self-destructing
Come back quickly please…
Quite right
All Dave is interested in nowadays is q u e e r marriage FFS
Well. kweer marriage is what all of you want. Even if you don’t know it, what what.
You also want me to sack 20,000 troops, close hospitals, scrap Royal Navy ships, sack sailors, scrap planes, sack aircrew, increase VAT, increase fuel duty, close hospitals, borrow like a maniac, and put all the money I’ve saved and borrowed into two huge piles, one market “EU FRAUD” and the other marked “FOREIGN AID”, and set them both on fire.
Right. Now that’s settled, I’m going to plan to invade Syria. I bet they want gay marriage, too.
Toodle pip!
Unfducking believable
The banks ripping cutomers of AGAIN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2233276/Card-Protection-Plan-Limited-fined-10m-told-pay-15m-compensation-selling-worthless-cover.html
Why does Harridan Harmanhater always sit on Dimblebore’s right ?
Have you done a graph?
No. I always sit like this.
After an unusually sensible start on QT (advocating jail for Qatada if he cannot be extradited), Harman then reverts to type and calls for children to be allowed to speak out against teachers they claim have behaved inappropriately whether the teacher has been charged or not.
Same mentality as Sch0field and this eejit!:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/09/ethics-of-outing-rapist
She just doesn’t know when to keep her trap shut.
More tweets from Mrs Speaker….Now she is taking on the role of victim. It seems like a plot to her.
Hi Sally, I think it’s disgusting that you’ve been singled out for asking why a subject was trending. The worlds gone mad.
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@jonbenson1975 seems that way to me too. Other motives in play here though methinks
“More tweets from Mrs Speaker”
It’s about time she acted her age and not her shoe size.
You must be a right perve to be thinking of shoe sizes, these days.
But yes, she does seem to foghorn a bit on her twitter twatter.
But who was that old fella, playing the victim, in a trembley put on voice yesterday? Not the same bloke who would sell his granny and the rest of us into slavery in the 1980s, surely not.
I’ve lost one of my ear plugs. It has gone up a Brown arsehole in dodgy looking jeans with a pint bitter thrown over them. I think I have been on too many magic mushrooms. Never mind I’m 84 years old next week. I run 10 miles everyday! Taking the cat to the vets tomorrow to rid it of the parasites and its furry balls.
Perhaps Harriet could kick of this conversation about child abuse by rehearsing her arguments she put forward on behalf of PIE inthe 1980s
The onset of alzheimers could well come in handy in future. You can’t blame her for preparing the ground.
Did I just hear that right?
Some lady from The New Statesman is editing Question Time’s Tweets???
BBC are upping the game from barefaced to blatant.
As I said to the President only last week, I will not stand …..
Actually for anything other than my own self glory
My wife is neither a Lezbot nor a porno model
So I win Boris and Barry
Let me just say this
At no time have I ever inserted my Gherkin into another pickle nor any chutney!
I do however enjoy turning hills into terraced gardens
Lets face it Im sacked with a pay off
It makes you wonder how dumb Tories are. Lib Dems sunk boundary changes, but Lib Dems want a mansion tax on homes over 2 million.
Seems obvious to me, Lib Dems support boundary changes and Tories bring in mansion tax.
But Cameron is probably too busy listening to Osborne telling him supporting gay marriage is more important.
I’ll be claiming legal aid in my fight against Lord McAlpine. You can’t expect me to spend my own money. Toodle pip!
No you won’t. There is no legal aid available for libel actions.
Look up just how much “chosen£ Hodge pulled in via a Jersey trust
We’re all tired out.
Where is Watson? Has he gone to ground?
The game’s afoot
Iam so fat I’ve not seen my cock seen 1989
Too stupid to look in the bathroom mirror.
Gulp. I love the taste of jizz in the morning.
Anyone want to buy a customised number plate? I need the funds.
So as Mrs speaker is funded by the taxpayer will Mr McAlpine also go easy on her as he did with the BBC?
Crikey the D Mail has come out with not one, not two but three full on attacks on Brian Leveson this morning.
Must admit at the time it did occur to me to wonder how he gave all lefties and luvvies a free ride while trying to ridicule anyone right of center.
so they should , that piece on Daily Politics (round 2) on the move to legilsate , should be put on the TV at 6pm ….. yes press didnt clean up its act better , but do you really want a state controlled press …. i dont think so
Oh yes we do.
I taught him everything he knows.
I dont know on Syria thing , I mean Assad is pretty much through , and theres a bit of tension on , but if they get the hang of democracy , should work out better all round . Its just if they can progress beyond jihad nutter stage ,if not it will just repeat
Pleased to see that electoral deposits are doing their job and penalising time-wasting parties who stand for election. Yeah, Tories.
יש לי מזג הרוח שלי על הבית של ישראל
זה ייגמר בבכי
I think that Teresa May should be considering her position today.
For showing he’s clueless, Dave ain’t arf a glutton
(Though his finger’s still on the nuclear button)
Still, with that unerring grasp of what’s a priority
It won’t be long now before Brits are a minority
Thousands of UK teenagers cannot read well enough to understand their GCSE exam papers, a large-scale analysis of pupils’ reading ability suggests.
The scandel of our education system under labour.
The exam process is designed to uncover such things. The scandal is that their teachers have not done so and rectified the problem. By the way, the coalition are in government now. Did you not read the memo?
“scandal”
Not just GCSE students.There are literally a significant number of UK State Sector educated students starting University who are unable to string two sentences together either and their command of English is limited in comparison to foreign students.
Sbin lyk that fer the pas twenny yeerz matey
Rubbish Roger. It is all a public schoolers fart in space in known as the Brit media. Don’t believe a word of it. But I like the spelling mistakes on beebs freeview tellytext, updated from India, allegedly.
Anyone waiting for Corby? It is like watching paint dry. Like the way Corby think they are “special”, in not counting by-election votes at the usual time. Yes, they are special alright,