November 14th, 2012

Nadine Wins

Nadine Dorries won her second Bushtucker Trial last night. Swallowing baked spider, camel’s toe, ostrich anus, gagging throughout, before munching through a testicle. She passed only on the fermented duck egg.


  1. 1
    1984 says:

    Prescott is the man for bushtucker trials. I can’t believe he’s ever said no to any food.

    • 2
      Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

      and I always chuck most of it up afterwards.

      • 20
        V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

        They wouldn’t be able to find enough exotic food for that pig.

        • 58
          Anonymous says:

          In th House of Commons last week Eric pickles rose from the front bench and four MPs fell of the other end

        • 63
          Anonymous says:

          Well at least she did not furtivly sign the Lisbon Treaty then loose a General Election and fail to appear in the HOC for months yet still claim her salary as per GB. Those balls are far bigger than capitulator Camerons as we shall see at the EU budget talks
          Well Done Nad

          • Anonymous says:

            No, but she is an exhibitionist and a disgrace as an MP, rolling around in a coffin covered in maggots and cockroaches, and today eating unspeakable parts of animals. The very fact that she thinks this is acceptable shows how low she has sunk.Why have you said well done to this muppet ?

          • Anonymous says:

            You are not comparing like with like, what has a middle aged MP making an exhibition of herself got to do with politics ? Im a celebrity isnt some bizarre political selection panel FFS.

      • 36
        Legal Landlord says:

        how come you are still so fat then ?

    • 29

      What is the point of this?

    • 48
      Anonymous says:

      Not forgetting Cyril Smith!

      • 66
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Who is looking after Nadine’s daughter while she is away in Australia? Boaz.

    • 53
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      But seriously…who gives a flying fuck about this stupid woman or the brainless show she is in?

      Get back to work Dorries

      • 54
        Anonymous says:

        You obviously do Barry, otherwise why would you take the trouble to write about it.

      • 62
        Sir Talbot Buxomley says:

        Go Nads!

        This is doubly ironic.

        First, because Nads talks bollox.

        Second, because she is eating them!

    • 60
      Anonymous says:

      I cant believe that an MP thinks this is a dignified way to behave, as a person she is a bore, unoriginal, and the wrong side of 50 so i think a career on tv (or whateve she is aiming for )is not on the cards. She has also shot herself in the foot as a Conservative MP. I suppose if UKIP are desperate enough they might take her in.

  2. 3
    None of the above says:

    Can you imagine Prescott, Pickles, and Watson. They would be a dream team if you were trying to break a few world records.

  3. 4
    agent smith says:

    i wouldn’t mind seeing her munch camel toe

  4. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Freddie Starr was good on the eating trials last year – but I suppose we can’t mention him now

  5. 6
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “baked spider, camel’s toe, ostrich anus, gagging throughout, before munching through a testicle.”

    Sounds like a voyage round Iain Dale’s undercrackers.

  6. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    At least we didn’t see camel foot

  7. 8
    Bread and Circuses says:

    National Debt headed for £1.6 trillion, a tsunami of immigrants due to arrive from Eastern Europe in 13 months, and a pathetic and PM who spends £5 million every year keeping a terrorist safe on the streets of Britain because the PM’s beloved Europe won’t let him do otherwise.

    We have 650 MPs who are supposed to be sorting this omnishambles, and what does one of them do? She fucks off abroad and eats lambs’ testicles.

  8. 9
    Ed Balls says:

    I want Ed Miliband to come to dinner and eat Yvette’s camel toe.

  9. 10
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Stop blaming the weak for your lack of opportunities when it is the capitalists stealing all global and local resources

    • 22
      EdMiliband says:

      Thethe strike are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on.

    • 31 says:

      Good to see half of European workers downing paper clips (well at least the greedy public sector ones) in order to stop austerity, which is needed because the governments have been spending far too much and the workers are not producing enough.

      • 37
        smoggie says:

        If they don’t get paid when they’re out then they’re helping to balance the budget. Let’s hope they stay out.

    • 41
      Ed Milishambles says:


  10. 12
    Tom Watson says:

    Vote Labour in the PCC Election on Thursday – Don’t be Mislead by the Lib Dems

  11. 13
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Guido Fawkes on Thurs PCC elections “These elections are the chance to send a clear message that this Government is wrong on policing”

    Well said,Guido.

  12. 17
    An admirer says:

    What a trooper. Can I marry her?

  13. 18
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Well, at least she didn’t pass that fermented ducks egg – eeew. Pass the mind bleach.

    • 51
      anonymouse says:

      Wonder what her challenge will be tonight; after all she will be second last contestant and in every challenge until the end.
      I hear Australian camel sh1t tastes pretty good.

  14. 19
    2LO calling says:

    Get your CVs ready! Lots of jobs going soon for Guardian-reading boys and girls.

    See BBC Ceefax page 507 for more details.

  15. 23
    Guido Fawkes says:


  16. 24
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Intersesting that in the “unbiased” BBC’s digest of newspaper headlines, no mention is made of the Telegraph’s story of Bercow nobbling the HOC expenses committee. Instead they go with some bollocks about Cameron’s shirt coming undone.

  17. 25
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    What is that woman putting in her mouth ?

    I think it is disgusting and just goes to show just how far standards have fallen on this site.

  18. 30
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Why oh why is Nadine Dorries news, and even on this site. Just how dumbed down has the media become.

  19. 32
    Shit floats says:

    Hope she chokes. Make her own shit next time.

  20. 34
    Shit floats says:

    She should be at work. She is lucky she has a job. What an arsehole she is.

  21. 35
    fruitbat says:

    So, it’s now been revealed that the shady Bureau for Investigative Journalism’ which works closely with the BBC in smearing leading Tories, is funded by Oxfam, Save the Children, and the Joseph Rowntree Foundation (as well as a Labour donor): three so-called charities who, in recent years, have become little more than left-wing propaganda organisations in league with the Labour Party.

    That a so-called public service broadcaster, forcibly funded by the public, is operating closely alongside a leftist/Labour front organisation to smear the political opposition is a disgrace.

    Why doesn’t the useless Cameron act now? What’s stopping him? The BBC are in disrepute. The licence tax must be scrapped.

  22. 38
    ITV is shite says:

    It is wall to wall garbage on ITV. I never ever watch ITV. Not even the over hyped Downtown Shabby or whatever it is called. ITV is Idiotic Television. Switch off.

    • 39
      tony soprano says:

      You want to try HBO buddy, a USA cable channel that knocks spots off any of yours.

    • 45
      Fuck 'em all says:

      I’ve been watching a bit of More4 recently. The adverts are wall-to-wall Christmas. It’s bleeding November, FFS!
      I bet there won’t be any Christmas on the TV after Boxing Day, although the 12 days go on until January 5th.

  23. 40
    restore the monasteries says:

    the educated elites are having a collective,nervous breakdown and,can do no right at present.The planets and zeitgeist ,is against them and we can watch them eat themselves.Loving it.

  24. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Blogger sinks to Telegraph/Mail depths in desperate search for “news”

  25. 46
    David Blunkett says:

    I’d give her one.

  26. 47
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will be making a surprise unsanctioned appearance on the jungle show and have just began my journey to the Amazon. It has been hard to fit my head into the ISDN Port but I am confident I’ll manage to squeeze myself onto the internet.

  27. 52
    Mad Frankie's Older Sister says:

    I can see one thing that looks delicious. Id vote for her!

  28. 56
    Jimmy says:

    Tories will swallow anything.

  29. 57
    AveubenBorisised? says:

    Wall to Wall Nadine…………effin ell

  30. 59
    Mad Frankie's Older Sister says:

    Best looking Tory since Edwina Currie?

  31. 64
    Anonymous says:

    How many Tory votes will UKIP get in Corby tommorrow, Goodby Tories serves you fucking right we want a referendum NOW

    • 67
      PR Evert says:

      Who was that other girl with mad Nad? She looks nice and healthy to me, but maybe a bit thick.

      By the by, I have never watched this program.

    • 78
      Anonymous says:

      You post random offensive and stupid remarks about every 10 comments, you are becoming very boring indeed.

  32. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Holding her nose? It must be when she’s voting for something Dave wants.

  33. 81
    minusthree says:

    Go Nads!!!!!!!!!!

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