November 13th, 2012

WATCH: Nadine’s Bug Burial

An adamant Nads insisted she could handle being trapped in a coffin with 3,000 cockroaches and 5,000 crickets before her bug burial last night, telling viewers: “I’ve got to deliver. Got to win. Nothing’s going to stop me doing it“. Much to Guido’s disappointment she lasted for only four of the ten minutes required to win the challenge. All those people voted for her and then she left half way through…

Nadine has a chance to redeem herself this evening as she prepares to dine on something unpleasant. At least she’s winning the popular vote…

Video via ITV.


  1. 1
    Percy says:

    The BBC is beginning disciplinary measures against some of those involved in the decision to run a Newsnight report on care homes in north Wales.

    The poor old camera man gets the chop.

  2. 2
    smo­ggie says:

    But this is a woman who spent hours in the company of 650 leeches.

  3. 3
    Hank the Cat says:

    In a coffin with all them creepy crawlies bit like the HoC

  4. 4
    Hank the Cat says:

    They will get a very stiff telling off

  5. 5
    RSPCA says:


  6. 6
    Lord McMountain says:

    that gives me an idea.

  7. 7
    Hugh G. Rection says:

    Why are you such a supporter of this attention seeking harridan? Does Mrs Fawkes need to worry? I think we should be told!

  8. 8
    Economy or gay marriage should become 1st? says:

    US Presidential election shows why Tories must back gay marriage or lose power, George Osborne warns

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  9. 9
    Jonny says:

    Talk about an awkward erection……

  10. 10
    Fifty shades of Mensch says:

    Typical, she lets her supporters down by giving up half way though and not seeing things through till the end.

  11. 11
    La says:

    Typical scouser all talk and no action.

  12. 12
    Hank the Cat says:

    Whats worse being in a coffin with hundreds of bugs or being in a coffin with Chris Bryant and Fatso Watson?

  13. 13
    Dave Cameron - straight as a die says:

    thanks G’weedo! We can bury the UK inflation ‘unexpected sharp rise’ story like we buried that UK high level blackmailed n’once story. Come over and have a daisy chain with me and Gideon some time.

  14. 14
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    I’ve met 100s of interesting people

  15. 15
    And you'll receive a free Parker pen just for enquiring says:

    I demand a judge led enquiry into what the term “Best Boy” means in TV land.

  16. 16
    Jimmy Savile says:

    So have I .

  17. 17
    Big Beast Ken says:

    Fuck me! Another arse bandit!

  18. 18
    Thrasher Paddle Coke Spanker says:

    George is part of the Primrose Hill liberal chattering class. He hasn’t got a clue.

  19. 19
    Believing in an imaginary sky daddy and wanting to nonce kids go hand in hand says:

    What is it with religion and perversions? Muzees and the 9 year olds they r*pe just like their prophet did, Christians and the altar boys they bugger.

    A former Church of England bishop has been arrested on suspicion of abusing eight boys and men in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The Right Reverend Peter Ball, who resigned in 1993, was arrested at his home near Langport, Somerset, earlier. He is being held over allegations of sexual abuse at properties in East Sussex and elsewhere.

    The 80-year-old is a former bishop of Lewes and bishop of Gloucester. Retired Church of England priest Vickery House, 67, was also arrested at his home near Haywards Heath, West Sussex, on suspicion of two sexual offences against two teenage boys in East Sussex between 1981 and 1983. A spokesman for Sussex Police said the allegations were being dealt with separately.

  20. 20
    Snaplegs says:

    Just what I was thinking…..

  21. 21
    Wouldn't it be ironic if Michael or Cecil Parkinson got Parkinson's? says:

    Can I have a free Parker pen just for reading your post?

  22. 22
    Sherlock says:

    So. Which one is Ant and which one is Dec?

  23. 23
    Homage to 'Jaws' says:

    You’re going to need a bigger coffin.

  24. 24
    Believing in an imaginary sky daddy and wanting to nonce kids go hand in hand says:

    - said the k’iddie-f’iddling rabbi.

  25. 25
    Good Tweet says:

  26. 26
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    …. but NEVER refer to me as a Tory!

  27. 27
    Believing in an imaginary sky daddy and wanting to nonce kids go hand in hand says:

    Er, I oppose all religion, mong.

  28. 28
    AC1 says:

    Oy vey! Back to Hasbara training school for you, mr troll! The dumbest schmuck plebs can see through this shit!

  29. 29
    Expert Opinion says:

  30. 30
    Leon Brittan, Greville Janner, Freddie Starr, Esther Rancid... says:

    fuck off nonce.

  31. 31
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    But, like me, he does know which way up to hold his glass of Bolly! It took time to learn, – but we’ve got it now.

    Next is undoing a toffee-nosed girl’s bra!

  32. 32
    None of the above says:

    You are Moussa Koussa, aka SAS-SNOT and I claim my 5 free council houses

  33. 33

    If this is what it really takes to prove you are an OK, right-on, down-with-it person in the UK, then I am so glad I emigrated.

  34. 34
    Parky says:

    You got one last week, remember?

  35. 35
    Hank the Cat says:

    The scandal Underpants Bryant is that a tosser like you is in the HoC

  36. 36
    TV Land says:

    it means the best of 120 applicants – flexibility, prior knowledge, smoothness, originality, stamina and endurance – and all-round personality.

  37. 37
    TV says:

    I’d forgotten how much shit there is on ITV. What the Hell is that program?

  38. 38
    Sal BiggestCow says:

    I think we should meet big boy!

  39. 39
    Cheroot Smoking leftie tosser says:

    Evidence that global warming has built tropical forests in Walthamstow

  40. 40
    Simpleton says:

    the Program is entitled, simply, “Shit on ITV”

  41. 41
    Gideon says:

    yeah, right! the dumbest c’unt can see I’m a raging queen.

  42. 42
    Believing in an imaginary sky daddy and wanting to nonce kids go hand in hand says:

    Careful. Guido is very pro-I*rael. As we speak, your digital footprint has been passed to Mossad.

  43. 43
    Wouldn't it be ironic if Michael or Cecil Parkinson got Parkinson's? says:

    Who are you again?

  44. 44
    BBC HR says:

    Also no gag reflex

  45. 45
  46. 46
    this septic pile says:

    one doesn’t need to go to Aussie for buggery

  47. 47

  48. 48
    A Passing National Socialist says:

    Might I suggest a large vault. Umm, a bunker, perhaps?

  49. 49
    Riggsy Brown says:

    She’s quite a solid old lump in those shorts. Gonna have to find some new inspiration for those quiet moments alone! Suggestions welcome.

  50. 50
    Retard Ed says:

    Ooops sorry, I forgot to include my own religion, the Trekkies.

  51. 51
    PC Plod says:

    In our own good time.

  52. 52
    The Parkie says:

    Stay orf the grass!

  53. 53
    i hate them so much says:

    yes, treat yourself to Esha Gupta

  54. 54
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Best line came from Eric Bristow:

    ‘She spends all her time trying to get people to vote for her but when she doesn’t want the votes, she gets them’.

    Or similar.

  55. 55
    dunstall says:

    This idea that the US presidential election was victory for gay marriage is a load of crap,no conclusion can be drawn from the result other than America is divided,civil partnerships ok gay marriage never.

  56. 56
    dunstall says:

    You havnt met me!

  57. 57
    Kernow Castellan says:

    Wow. A red-letter day. A posting mildly critical of Nadine.

  58. 58
    Mathers says:

    I don’t think you understand – you vote for the person you hate when selecting who to do the unsavory tasks, not the person you like.

    If the task was to snog Angelina Jolie then we’d all be voting for the totty.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Have you noticed how different Nads looks in the flesh from the publicity pictures last week ? she seems to have doubled in weight as well !

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    You seriously have to wonder at the mentality of an MP who would behave like that on tv, she must have lost the plot.

  61. 61
    BBC aka Bring Back Communism says:

    We are managing to bury the Savile story with the McAlpine fiasco.
    We are convincing people that the McAlpine disaster was caused by an inexperienced (read disposable) team not under any management, as we had sidelined Helen Boaden.
    Helen should retain her job and may even become the next DG which is what we planned on.

  62. 62
    Obama, your new Santa Claus says:

    I was so confident that my black brethren and the Hispanic majority would give me victory that gay marriage was no real risk, and it brought me all the cross gender people.
    I could state white is black and they would still follow me to the utopian world of state handouts for ALL.
    Learnt a lot from my friend Putin.

  63. 63
    Younger voter in her constituency says:

    I will vote for her at the next election.

  64. 64

    Reblogged this on Mole Valley, Epsom & Ewell Conservative Future and commented:
    For those who missed this last night!


  65. 65
    Da Bug says:

    It’s a bit unfair shutting her in with 3,000 cockroaches. Normally she only has to endure another 649 of them.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Sally Bercow is going to be the wild-card entry half way through…

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron, Clegg and Miliband are about to star in:

    “I’m a Useless Party Leader, Get Me Out Of Here!”

  68. 68
    Kayra says:

    Craig Posted on I don’t know if 8 hours of utility there’s much or not. But I woldun’t buy a HP mini laptop, because first of all it’s more expensive than a normal dimensioned laptop.Not running modern games on high detail settings is a bad point also.

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