November 13th, 2012

PICTURE: Cameron’s Sideboob

The PM’s shirt is over-starched. Tsk tsk.


  1. 1
    Geoffrey Chaucer Excise man says:


    • 9
      Anonymous says:

      govt releases man after 3 years. He was jailed for minimum of 20 years. he is grandson of king ab.du.allah.

    • 15
      The Political Voyeur says:

      There are simply far too many tits in public life nowadays.

      • 26
        Anonymous says:

        Mr Bent. and Mr Bent junior found not guilty. Their $62billion mutual fund went bust during.

        Mr Madeoff disappeared with investors gazillions. lady di, and the lady died.

        time the bent folks are unable to madeoff with our money.
        is it possible for their behaviour to di.
        or are they locked.
        by what they are. constrained by the power of their names.

        • 56
          XXX says:

          You have to admit Bernie Boy had the correct surname Madeoff, must have been one of the biggest swindles of all time

    • 22
      Chinas future First Lady for X Factor says:

      Is the PM hoping to be invited to appear in next years Im a celeb, by exposing some cleavage ?

    • 23
      Mark Oaten says:


    • 29
      Mess Undress says:

      His man servant is clearly not up to the job.

      • 34
        Jeeves says:

        I did suggest that maybe Sir might want to consider a slightly larger size on account of all those milk puddings, but he said he was too busy to attend the tailors. One can but try.

    • 36
      Chokey laundry says:

      Not coming from the world of Toffs and their clothes. Are they poppers rather than buttons and button holes?

  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Sally Bercow under the table?

  3. 3
    this septic pile says:

    where’s me shert?

  4. 4
    Stepney says:

    Bullingdon rules.

  5. 5
    Man Boobs FTW says:


  6. 6
    S.B.S. says:

    At least he can do up his shoe laces unlike Balls.

  7. 7
    Call me Dave says:

    ‘What sort of a boy do you think I am? Tits first’

  8. 8
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    LOL what a fat huhne

  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    It’s on back to front – he’s not supposed to reach the buttons…

  10. 11
    BBC DG says:

    We are bringing some hard hitting programs out to bring us closer to the people and left wing politics …

    Invading Foreign Lands
    Presented by Tony Bliar

    Food and Drink
    Presented by JohnPrescott

    Buying property in the West Country
    Presented by Cherie Bliar

    Obtaining a mortgage
    Presented by Peter Mandelsohn

    Sound financial deals in gold
    Presented by Gordon Brown

    Walks on Clapham Common
    Presented by Ron Davies

    Anglo Italian relations
    Presented by Tessa Jowell and her husband David Mills.

    • 27
      Chinas future First Lady for X Factor says:

      Don’t forget

      Location, Location, Location
      Presented by Ed Cooper and Yvete Balls

      Second Homes in the Attic
      Presented by Jackie Smith

      The Generation Game
      Presented by
      Jack Straw
      Ms and Mrs Dromey
      Tony Benn
      Tony and Cherie Blair

  11. 12
    David Cameron, Prime Sinister says:

    No vest– I’m going for the Clark Gable image.
    Next, I’ll be growing a pimp moustache, too.

  12. 14
    Upshot creek says:

    ….. And that is the man who runs our Country!!

  13. 18

    You want to see a right tit? NICK!!

  14. 21
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Why wouldn’t you expect an occasional tit-flash from a big girl’s blouse?

  15. 24
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    By rights, that should be a one-way conversation with the Chief Whip and suspension from the Conservative Party for indecent exposure.

  16. 25
    Wok Gon says:

    ….and it gets worse, either single cuffs or fag paper thin doubles, looks like the former,

    • 42
      Peter carter-Fuck says:

      You have single starched cuffs on a marcella fronted evening shirt. Cufflinks should be silver. Sadly for Dave the Green Tosser, he can’t get away with using one of his old Buller shirts, looks like he should cut down on the Guinness or pay a visit to Jermyn Street.

  17. 30
    Jimmy says:

    In fairness those are actually his pyjamas.

  18. 31
    I'm A Celebrity Wankfest says:

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    The Ancient Mysteries of The 69th Degree says:

    Has the look of being fresh in from an initiation into the “Old Buller Boys” Masonic Lodge No. 9626

  20. 35
    The Ancient Mysteries of The 69th Degree says:

    At least it is good to see an EDL badge on his chair!

  21. 41
    Sir David Jason, OBE says:

    Patten’s still the Chancellor of Oxford University. Time I think for the Porterhouse Blue, who’ll help?.

    • 45
      Peter carter-Fuck says:

      Porterhouse Blues are for Cambridge men, Oxford wimps like Dave the Tosser can’t take it.

      • 51
        Sir David Jason OBE says:

        Damn, you’ve spotted the minor flaw… But we’re all ecumenical now. Even for left footers.

  22. 46
    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    Come on Dave, just one waffer theen meent.

  23. 49
    Anonymous says:

    And there’s me thinking “call me Dave” was gutless….

  24. 52
    Jeeves says:

    Is his valet on holiday?

  25. 53
    Kernow Castellan says:

    That’s what happens when you rent an outfit. His studs are too small.

  26. 54
    Nadine's left nipple says:

    Just imagine the fuss if I had done that .

  27. 55
    gildedtumbril says:

    The tit in the shirt is over-starched.

  28. 59
    robbie says:

    its a hairshirt- we’re in austerity you know

  29. 60
    Dave says:

    I have some mittens with string that goes through the sleeves so i do,nt lose them.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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