November 13th, 2012

PICTURE: Cameron’s Sideboob


  1. 1
    Geoffrey Chaucer Excise man says:


  2. 2
    Selohesra says:

    Sally Bercow under the table?

  3. 3
    this septic pile says:

    where’s me shert?

  4. 4
    Stepney says:

    Bullingdon rules.

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    Man Boobs FTW says:


  6. 6
    S.B.S. says:

    At least he can do up his shoe laces unlike Balls.

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    Call me Dave says:

    ‘What sort of a boy do you think I am? Tits first’

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    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    LOL what a fat huhne

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    govt releases man after 3 years. He was jailed for minimum of 20 years. he is grandson of king ab.du.allah.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s on back to front – he’s not supposed to reach the buttons…

  11. 11
    BBC DG says:

    We are bringing some hard hitting programs out to bring us closer to the people and left wing politics …

    Invading Foreign Lands
    Presented by Tony Bliar

    Food and Drink
    Presented by JohnPrescott

    Buying property in the West Country
    Presented by Cherie Bliar

    Obtaining a mortgage
    Presented by Peter Mandelsohn

    Sound financial deals in gold
    Presented by Gordon Brown

    Walks on Clapham Common
    Presented by Ron Davies

    Anglo Italian relations
    Presented by Tessa Jowell and her husband David Mills.

  12. 12
    David Cameron, Prime Sinister says:

    No vest– I’m going for the Clark Gable image.
    Next, I’ll be growing a pimp moustache, too.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    No, it’s Go Nads. On second thoughts it can’t be as she’s up the jungle…

  14. 14
    Upshot creek says:

    ….. And that is the man who runs our Country!!

  15. 15
    The Political Voyeur says:

    There are simply far too many tits in public life nowadays.

  16. 16
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    Where’s me sheet ?

  17. 17
    i hate them so much says:


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    You want to see a right tit? NICK!!

  19. 19
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    No ! I am the man who runs your Country.

  20. 20
    Plato says:

    You need a beeg sheet?

  21. 21
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Why wouldn’t you expect an occasional tit-flash from a big girl’s blouse?

  22. 22
    Chinas future First Lady for X Factor says:

    Is the PM hoping to be invited to appear in next years Im a celeb, by exposing some cleavage ?

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    Mark Oaten says:


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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    By rights, that should be a one-way conversation with the Chief Whip and suspension from the Conservative Party for indecent exposure.

  25. 25
    Wok Gon says:

    ….and it gets worse, either single cuffs or fag paper thin doubles, looks like the former,

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    Anonymous says:

    Mr Bent. and Mr Bent junior found not guilty. Their $62billion mutual fund went bust during.

    Mr Madeoff disappeared with investors gazillions. lady di, and the lady died.

    time the bent folks are unable to madeoff with our money.
    is it possible for their behaviour to di.
    or are they locked.
    by what they are. constrained by the power of their names.

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    Chinas future First Lady for X Factor says:

    Don’t forget

    Location, Location, Location
    Presented by Ed Cooper and Yvete Balls

    Second Homes in the Attic
    Presented by Jackie Smith

    The Generation Game
    Presented by
    Jack Straw
    Ms and Mrs Dromey
    Tony Benn
    Tony and Cherie Blair

  28. 28
    Maximus says:

    Or simply just another fat pang?

  29. 29
    Mess Undress says:

    His man servant is clearly not up to the job.

  30. 30
    Jimmy says:

    In fairness those are actually his pyjamas.

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    I'm A Celebrity Wankfest says:

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    The Ancient Mysteries of The 69th Degree says:

    Has the look of being fresh in from an initiation into the “Old Buller Boys” Masonic Lodge No. 9626

  33. 33
    Maximus says:

    Eton style, lol

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    Jeeves says:

    I did suggest that maybe Sir might want to consider a slightly larger size on account of all those milk puddings, but he said he was too busy to attend the tailors. One can but try.

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    The Ancient Mysteries of The 69th Degree says:

    At least it is good to see an EDL badge on his chair!

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    Chokey laundry says:

    Not coming from the world of Toffs and their clothes. Are they poppers rather than buttons and button holes?

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    ***Innocent Face**** says:

    Where’s me Brief, eek !

  38. 38
    FIO requests are for the Little People says:

    Will this woman be invited to attend the next Climate meeting at the Beeb. She seems to have the required Scientific knowledge.

  39. 39
    Tim Davie says:


  40. 40
    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    They are studs, but clearly they were not up to the job of restraining Tosser Dave’s man boobs.

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    Sir David Jason, OBE says:

    Patten’s still the Chancellor of Oxford University. Time I think for the Porterhouse Blue, who’ll help?.

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    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    You have single starched cuffs on a marcella fronted evening shirt. Cufflinks should be silver. Sadly for Dave the Green Tosser, he can’t get away with using one of his old Buller shirts, looks like he should cut down on the Guinness or pay a visit to Jermyn Street.

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    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    Now he wishes he’d brought a jar of vaseline. Schoolboy error Dave.

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    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    She reminded me of myself. I only lasted a few seconds in the hole.

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    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    Porterhouse Blues are for Cambridge men, Oxford wimps like Dave the Tosser can’t take it.

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    Peter carter-Fuck says:

    Come on Dave, just one waffer theen meent.

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    HappyHour says:

    That other GREAT *sex-symbol* Ed. Mill. has competition now!

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    Anonymous says:

    And there’s me thinking “call me Dave” was gutless….

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    Carter off, I’m stuffed!

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    Sir David Jason OBE says:

    Damn, you’ve spotted the minor flaw… But we’re all ecumenical now. Even for left footers.

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    Jeeves says:

    Is his valet on holiday?

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    Kernow Castellan says:

    That’s what happens when you rent an outfit. His studs are too small.

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    Nadine's left nipple says:

    Just imagine the fuss if I had done that .

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    gildedtumbril says:

    The tit in the shirt is over-starched.

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    XXX says:

    You have to admit Bernie Boy had the correct surname Madeoff, must have been one of the biggest swindles of all time

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    XXX says:

    he’s just trying to relive those Bullingdon days

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    XXX says:

    I hate to ask it but who between Dave and Tone has the biggest boobies

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    robbie says:

    its a hairshirt- we’re in austerity you know

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    Dave says:

    I have some mittens with string that goes through the sleeves so i do,nt lose them.

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