November 13th, 2012

Nadine Camel Toe Eating Live Blog


170 Comments

  1. 1
    Box of tissues says:

    Are you having a Barclays, Guido?

  2. 2
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Muff diving, Live on TV? well muff eating any way

  3. 3
    Newsnight Producer says:

    Tonight, we have an exclusive report! Not sure on what. I’d ask Tim Davie but he said he’s never heard of Newsnight before. Funny. That’s exactly what George said too.

  4. 4
    Joe Public says:

    Should that be two separate sentences?

  5. 5
    Narcissistic Sociopathic Parasite. says:

    She can eat her own shite!

  6. 6
    Die Anne says:

    Is that you, Ms Abbot?

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Dave, your PC Prime Minister says:

    Meanwhile, I’m fed up about this Abu Qatada chappie. We’ve got armed plods wandering around airports and millions of CCTV cameras watching ordinary innocent British citizens, but we can’t deport a known terrorist agitator back to his own country.

    Does all this mean I am a totally useless waste of space?

  9. 9
    AC1 says:

    RE: The Real BBC Scandal Is About Socialism | Business Insider

    Should we be calling it British Leyland Broadcasting?

  10. 10
    Wibbly Wobbly Dave says:

    I’ll get back to you after I’ve finished chillaxing.

  11. 11
    Mark Thatcher.. says:

    Well cheer up Dave …I mean your not a peedo are you. So thats alright then..I have a spare bedroom for you when you decide to run and hide..(Nudge nudge)

  12. 12
    St.Tone the Action Man says:

    Do you want me to arrange a rendition trip to Guantanamo?

  13. 13
    Arthur Foxache says:

    Was Jimmy Mc Alpine alive when scallywag publised its story…if he was it might explain the outher Alpines silence..

  14. 14
    Richard Milhouse Nixon says:

    Bullet in the back of the head will sort it

  15. 15
    Mum T. says:

    I’ve told you before Mark — DON’T TALK TO WETS

  16. 16
    The British Public says:

    Yes – for you

  17. 17
    216.32.141.23 says:

    We have heard no more about Hush Puppies, Portaloos and water lillies.

  18. 18
    Wrexham Leader says:

    Yes

  19. 19
    Thebeastofwardf9 says:

    Typical nurse
    Massive arse
    Will not eat nutricious food
    Sense of entitlement
    Leaves her place of work when needed
    Massive arse
    Runs away from bugs rather than killing them
    Massive arse
    Doesnt know her fat arse from her bingo wings
    Massive arse
    Inclined to steal and hector
    Oh and did I mention that she has a massive arse?

  20. 20
    blub says:

    not sure that will go down well in beds?

  21. 21
    Salivator says:

    When are we going to get a picture of your camel toe Nads? I can’t hold myself in readiness much longer.

  22. 22
    National Socialist says:

    ‘The Long Parliament’
    ‘The Barebones Parliament’

    ‘The Omnishambles Parliament’

    GCSE History from next September

  23. 23
    As the Bishop said to the Actress says:

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5g6iPjRwnXQLTKtRBNjT4RDpLc1rA?docId=CNG.f94755bf1c96d71948c8a0b1e2c0e8e1.811

    “The Church of England is cooperating”

    Thank God for that, at least…

  24. 24
    Oh dear, Dave says:

    “The Conservative MP running the party’s byelection bid in Corby has been secretly filmed apparently supporting the campaign of a rival candidate.

    Chris Heaton-Harris, who is campaign manager for the Tories in Corby, was recorded saying he encouraged an anti-wind farm candidate to join the election race against the Tories, adding: “Please don’t tell anybody ever.”

  25. 25
    Uncleken childs entertainer says:

    May I just say this…
    These “Ward /dormiTORY” creepers are worn for a very genuine medical reason
    The Children cant’ hear me approaching (I have no desire to wake them) and they allow the nursing staff to sleep soundly whilst surrounded by chocolate boxes and empty takeaway debris
    And “Hush puppy” is the way that I always greet my younger constituents when good old uncle Ken catches them by surprise
    I hope that we can all now move on from this noncesense
    Ken

  26. 26
    Cicciolina Squeakeress says:

    I am jealous of Nads

    She is outdoing me in fuckwittery

    Who would have though it possible?

  27. 27
    PC BBC Editor-in-Chief says:

    No chance of any TV cover I’m afraid. All our history programmes are about the Third Reich.

    We can’t waste valuable schedule time on Uncle Joe, Chairman Mao, Pol Pot, or any other of the many murderous leaders, let alone the story of our own ConLibDum crappy little shambles.

  28. 28
    TraitorHampsteadHeath says:

    At least he wasnt caught on tape with his hands down a girls pants
    In the Conservative party that is instant career suicide,however,
    We are all in favour of all boy fondling lists

  29. 29
    bush fucker trail says:

    I want to see Nadine bent over a log with her pink knickers around her ankles.

  30. 30
    SamCam and the Chipping Norton set says:

    This is high treason

    Our future unearned income depends on my Daddy’s huge windfarm shebang…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2027708/Samantha-Camerons-father-nets-350-000-year-subsidised-wind-farm.html

    We are so ecologicial you know…

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    I wish i knew the truth about Nads being a nurse. Its been said she was a nurse between age 16 and 19 that means she cant have been qualified at all. Does anybody know exactly what she was.

  32. 32
    Vattycan says:

    The C. of E. are mere amateurs in kiddy fiddling compared with our fully experienced Priesthood.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Have you notice how photoshopped the publicity pics were ? she looks huge on tv.

  34. 34
    Salivator says:

    Transverse or length wise pose for the logarythym

  35. 35
    Ken QC(queerc*&^%) says:

    Just because I sucked on a few fags in my days….
    No let me finish !!!
    And the fact that my wife looks like Mr Kiplings bit on the side
    Does in no way justify accusations that I enjoy juggling sessions with teenage boys
    Contrary to popular belief I enjoy JAZZ sessions not JIZZ sessions

    See you in the house of frauds

  36. 36
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    You would, wouldn’t you.

  37. 37
    Dr Freud said all women suffer from penis envy says:

    Is that you Prezza?

    Haven’t heard from you for a while….

    Still getting it up old chap?

    Will you take a tasty young policewoman over her desk when you become commander in chief of Police Forces north of the Humber?

  38. 38
    Slideshow Bob says:

    Wet nurse, perhaps?

  39. 39
    Ken QC(queerc*&^%) says:

    I would ride her!
    Fucking shame is I cant get a bridle and bit that would fit her head

    Camerons idea of seduction is probably to open his palm, stick a carrot in it, then get a sugar cube and present it to her slippery hay smelling lips
    Works everytime with women like that
    Just ask Mike Tindall

  40. 40
    Anal Discharge says:

    Please don’t mention Portaloos

  41. 41
    blub says:

    “he encouraged an anti-wind farm candidate to join the election race”

    give the man a medal

  42. 42
    Simon Dampsack says:

    No problem. I’ll keep throwing up the smokescreen.

  43. 43
    blub says:

    i would once all the insects were showered off

  44. 44
    Slideshow Bob says:

    Will no one mention Helen’s melons?

  45. 45
  46. 46
    The Chief Whip Etonian baronet if you please says:

    Guido

    I want you to know that I secretly admire Our Nads

    I have told Dave that I will let her off with a slap on the wrist

    Perhaps she can renew the contact between the Tory party and the British people which seems to be sorely lacking at the moment

  47. 47
  48. 48
    Cicciolina Pipsqueak says:

    She was my understudy in some very tasteful artistic videos

  49. 49
    Master Bator says:

    She dressed up as a nurse. Corrrrrrrrr I am just taking myself in hand.!

  50. 50
    Ken QC(queerc*&^%) says:

    So you need three years to learn how to wipe arses, feed the infirm and keep a tidy and clean ward?
    Three years less life expeirnce than Clegg/thelisping mong and that photocopier salesman have ever had

  51. 51
    Saffron says:

    Well what an omnishambles (new term) for the Beeboids,what an absolute pigs ear they are making of this.
    They are all at the blame and stabbing in the back game,when oh when is someone in this management bloated outfit going to stand up and be counted.
    Is Patton the correct person to be in charge of the beeb trust,well so far absolutely not,in that he seems to blow fair weather and foul,but he is well paid for his invaluable opinion.
    This left wing shite organisation needs to be disbanded in that years ago they ceased to be impartial and were infested with left wing assholes who were the product of liebour lies and spin.
    My hope is that if we can cut through all this attempted cover up of children being sexually abused wherever it took place then we might as a country gain some respect.
    Our national broadcaster if they were involved in anything like child exploitation is an absolute disgrace and whoever was involved needs exposing and needs to face the full rigour of the law.
    IT IS OUR GOD GIVER DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN AS THEY CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST MATURE SEXUAL DEVIANTS WHO WANT TO EXPLOIT THEM.

  52. 52
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    What’s the blue thing next to her fanny?

  53. 53
    Jimmy Savile shouting from the grave says:

    16 you say, way to old for me. So not guilty on that one.

  54. 54
    Shit floats says:

    What a sad cow.

  55. 55
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    ……I would……………….

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Why have you adopted the name of the most popular pressure group in Guildford?

  57. 57
    Dave the Assertive says:

    More than a slap on the wrist is required. I suggest an application of Sam’s best riding crop on her rump.

  58. 58
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Most comfortable place to do it….

  59. 59
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    ……I have………………..

  60. 60
    Sally Barecow says:

    Are you talkin’ bout me, den?
    Don’cha farkin’ start on me mate..i’ll smash yer farkin’ face in..

    {Sent from my husband’s taxpayer paid for ipad.}

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Because its main commercial opposition is a load of American crap run by a bunch of sociopaths?

  62. 62
    Anal Discharge says:

    Now she’s been seen eating bollocks. Call me Dave must be drinking more than normal.

  63. 63
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    I’ve been very quiet on Twitter of late…..just one quick retweet…

  64. 64
    Gordon the Medicated says:

    My favourite colour is red. Red like my daddies politics.
    Actually, they were more yellow than red..So yellow it is…wait! Of course not..my favourite colour is gold..gold gold gold..and Brown of course. Coz that’s me name..Mr Brown..

    Actually how about I just mix red, yellow, brown and gold together..what colour does that make?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Theresa May might have proven herself utterly incompetent but that does seem a bit harsh.

  66. 66
    Panda Eyes says:

  67. 67
    JimmyHushpuppies says:

    They dont make a sound on your late night rounds
    Sound as pounds
    Clarkes the shoes you only buy once
    Just after you have decided to be a nonce

  68. 68
    Ed Moribund. says:

    Notice something? I never called for a judge led inquiry or for anyone to be ‘resigned’ at the BBC.

    I’ve been strangely silent.

  69. 69
    Bit.ly says:

    You’re the Prime Minister right? So grow a pair, stick the tosser on a plane to Jordan and stick two fingers up to all the bleeding heart liberals. If Abdul wants to appeal let him do it from a Jordanian prison cell and pay for his own expensive lawyers. At the same time ship his entire bloody family over there with him as we wouldn’t want to deprive him of a “right to family life” would we.

    You might even get elected with a majority next time around

  70. 70
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    Predistribute that immediately !!

  71. 71
    Richard Attenborough says:

    An aquatic lesser camel-toe Gopher.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    For some reason your last sentence reminds me of the posturing of Catholic bishops and the subsequent exposure of their own personal deviant behaviour.

  73. 73
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Fiona Bruce really acting the News tonight. . Isn’t she too old yet?

  74. 74
    Lard Prezza says:

    I could quite go for this celebrity in jungle lark. I quite fancy a couple of buckets of invertebrate for brecky. And some snake..I love a good long snake…An’ some koala bollocks. oh yep..a plate of ‘em do me nice fer me tea.

  75. 75
    Bit.ly says:

    Guido’s Asylum is now closing for the night.

  76. 76
    Saffron says:

    Regarding the BBC if cammoron grew a pair and if he had any sense he would realise how much of a millstone is around the tories neck due to this bunch of lefties.
    Cammoron grow up,stop being PR/PR/PR and photoshoot and start to see the forest from the trees.
    As lots of your backbenchers are now telling you,are you intent on destroying the tory party to let in a bunch of commies which is a failed ideology,as we have seen.
    If that is so then my friend you are no leader of this nation and the sooner you are replaced by a proper conservative the better.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    I bet Klass is already in court seeking an anti-stalker order.

  78. 78
    Gog says:

    I bet she pays more tax than Starbucks

  79. 79
    Anal Discharge says:

    Did you see her eating anus.

    Made me smile and fart at the same time. Bliss.

  80. 80
    JimmyHushpuppies says:

    Why does he always look as if Jimmy Savile is stood behind him ?

    Ed Idemandaninguiryband is even more socialy inept than McMental
    Raw fear every time a camera is pointed at him
    Stood next to Myleene Klass my hand would be right on her arse and doing that second finger down the crack thingy that we all do
    At Least Prescott knew how to molest a woman

  81. 81
    Ant 'n' Dec says:

    My glans.

  82. 82
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

    Don’t bet on it.

  83. 83
    National Socialist says:

    In your dreams. Cameron is an invertibrate.

  84. 84
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    “Did you see her eating anus.”

    Whose?

  85. 85
    'Handy' Andy Marr says:

    Yeah !!

  86. 86
    Puzzled by Newsnight tonight says:

    Why has Emily Nomate’s frock got a zippper just above her tits?

  87. 87
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ughh No Tone.
    So Cameron is ‘fed up’ with Qatada! – Di Dums – we’re [The public] all fed up with him

    So why don’t Cameron and his FO honcho Haige and the Home Office – do a little bit of what ‘we don’t do’ – according to Jack Straw and Daivid millipede – like a nice little rendition [after abduction] flight to Jordan – ergo problem solved and deny that we [Government] do do rendition flighs.

    “Torture” – Had to laugh at the inverted logic of the ‘we don’t do torture’ to get statements out of people [just get others to do it for us – like Ghaddafi eh] protestations by so many!

    Get your Finger out from up your useless bum Cameron – “fed up” – then do something about it you procrastinating useless low-life bullingdon twat.

    As for your walk around Bristol promoting your tory candidate for the PCC – don’t you want to mention the now exposed Dorset tory candidate Nick Nick King who has been selling himself as some kinda big businessman while he hid [Only days ago exposed into the public domain] desperately attempted to ‘hide his CCJ’s’ from the Dorset Public?

    David – get your finger out.

  88. 88
    Mike Hancock MP says:

    Sixteen? That’s more MY style. I would have taken your rejects, Jimbo.
    Boaz.

  89. 89
    JimmyHushpuppies says:

    Its part of the job darling
    Anal PIE (yes you Harman at the back)
    My solution is to wall them in
    They can only drink Thames water (the raw stuff) and slowly starve to death if they don’t eat the execrement posted through a charity hatch
    And when they have had enough we slowly feed them through a band saw
    Sideways(the bandsaw must be coated in phosphourus)
    The really delusional ones should be thrown (covered in bacon) to the big cats at Regents park zoo before paying Chinese tourists
    We could pay the national debt off in a week

  90. 90
    Arthur Foxache says:

    Ow ow ow sorry mum…when can I come back to UK…I really miss arms dealing and setting up coups…

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    I am sorry but the problem is that you think this country is a respectable place.

    Having been to many, so called underdeveloped, countries the difference is obvious. Get away from the hotels and the airports and find the people. They care for their children. Some have some strange ways (in our view) to care, but it is still care, as they consider the children as the future.

    We even had a head of the CBI condemning generally all the UK young and demanding the import of other peoples children. His message was that the UK will not survive without them. Our children were defective. What did that message do to a whole generation?

    As we can see in the BBC farce, there is no one left with any integrity. The Judicial system has never had integrity, only opportunity for gain. The political system is a vacuum of honesty. Now where is that leader with strength that emerges in a crisis. The one that would do well as a dictator, and gets to the top only when a crisis occurs and none of the weak want the role?

  92. 92
    Wiggins says:

    Looks like a good place to park me bike.

  93. 93
    Jimmy Savile shouting from the grave says:

    Well Mike I left you thousands I say thousands of those old sixteen’s

    so take your pick..

  94. 94
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Is there really 23 thousand people employed at the bBBC?

    What on earth do they all do?

  95. 95
    Pervy eyes on the jungle says:

    More important when are we going to get a close up of Nad’s nip’s

    hopefully in a wet tee shirt. Cor, just got stiff.

  96. 96
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am sorry to hear about Mrs Moran’s poor health, I hope she gets well soon.

    I am a doctor.

  97. 97
    What the Butler Saw an Wanked over says:

    Studying her gusset I noticed her crack.!

  98. 98
    Nightwatch says:

    Be very careful what you express you fool! You to could end up with more than egg on your stupid face

  99. 99
    Rosie Webster,s dictionary. says:

    Keep it clean.

  100. 100
    Anal Discharge says:

    So why pay a bunch of half wits to sit at a desk and talk a load of bollocks 24/7

  101. 101
    Babe wants a big boy says:

    Can we meet up sunshine?????

  102. 102
    An unlikely supporter says:

    Well that came as a surprise. Lembit Opik was on Newsnight discussing Nads and he praised her and her decision to go on I’m a Celebrity. He even said it’s a disgrace the way she’s disrespected by some people in the Commons and said she’s brave to go on the show.

  103. 103
    Mark Thatcher.. says:

    Ha ha haha ha ah…you’er new hear arnt you

  104. 104
    Rabbi Burns says:

    They were also raving fanatical lunatics,enough already of these amateur dramatics, you are giving me a headache saffy.

  105. 105
    Anal Discharge says:

    Sitting behind a desk practicing talking a load of bollocks,

    hoping to be selected as a no news presenter.

  106. 106
    Jimmy says:

    So chateaubriand’s what they’re calling it nowadays is it?

  107. 107
    Gordon Browns Anus says:

    Don’t listen to him, he’s talking out his mouth again.

  108. 108
    MILF Watch says:

    I wouldn’t mind a soapy tit wank from her.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Also a piece about Polly Toynbee wanting soap writers to introduce political issues into their story lines, soviet style. Jeez, lefties are so fucking thick it makes you weep.

  110. 110
    Oswald Mosley says:

    See, this is what I was saying all along, the “Fuhrerprinzip,” but all you wallies were too scared.

  111. 111
    Anal Discharge says:

    But he never said she would get a boot in the arse at the next election.

    Funny how taking the piss out of plebs puts you out of a job.

  112. 112
    Ploppy Toynbee says:

    I’m disgusted by this government! Not sure what about! My default position is to be disgusted by this government! Look, I have to think of something to type on my laptop from my balcony in Tuscany.

  113. 113
    Gordon Brown says:

    My street name is ‘knobhead.’

  114. 114
    John Holmes 13 inches says:

    I tried it with a bird with fried eggs once, a total waste of time.

    I get more pleasure doing it Jimmy style: Flat top and under sixteen.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t say no to a Bishop’s Finger.

  116. 116
    Anal Discharge says:

    Is that near Dickhead.

  117. 117
    Crab says:

    How about some ladies fingers…

  118. 118
    Lord Hutton says:

    Can I just add that I have investigated Nadine Dorries’ involvement in this programme thoroughly. My investigations included an all-expenses trip to Australia in which I spent a very agreeable week in Canberra in the company of friends on the Australian Supreme Court.

    In conclusion, I have decided to clear Nadine of all wrong-doing. Furthermore, after watching ‘Dark Charisma’, the BBC programme on Hitler, it is clear that Herr Adolf Hitler was in no way culpable for the Second World War and in fact the German Chancellor was completely innocent.

    Furthermore, I wish to announce the posthumous acquittal of Fred and Rosemary West.

  119. 119
    Anal Discharge says:

    So you can pull it down and see fuck all, just like newsnight.

  120. 120
    David Starkey, Looks Good In Khaki says:

    Oh do shut up you Establishment New Labour twitty ponce!

    What I do find encouraging about Nadine’s involvement in the jungle programme is that it does bring to wider public attention the attractions of khaki.

    If we go back to the Middle Ages, khaki was worn all of the time, and even in the early days of Australian bush-whacking, khaki was THE garment of choice.

    It’s obvious that this flexible, versatile, low-cost option is the key to a couture revolution.

    What a shame other politicians are not following Nadine’s lead and wearing khaki in the House of Commons. Even that silly Bagshawe girl might make a comeback if there was a rise in the fashion stakes!

  121. 121
    go-go-gonads says:

    Just how did this slapper get so fat?
    I enjoy a doughnut
    A bowl of hot chocolate and a croissant

    Toast and honey (with butter)
    Uberfat channel Islands milk
    And that’s just to start the day
    However, have a flat tummy
    It just passes after your body has taken what it needs
    This lumpen swamp thing obviously eats tampons and McDonalds on expenses
    Stick her in a cage over a BBQ and a P45

  122. 122
    Peter Hitchens says:

    Fucking hell, I’m sick of this celebrity jungle shite. Even the Mail runs it. Arse!

  123. 123
    Anal Discharge says:

    So thats a good night from Fred and a good night from Rosemary.

    Good Night the Beeb is shutting down now viewers.

  124. 124
    Thebeastofthetoweroflondon says:

    You are taking the pith?

  125. 125
    Nads Tits says:

    You Bitch

  126. 126
    Nads Tits says:

    So go finger your own anus then tosser

  127. 127
    Bill & Ben says:

    Fuck this we are of to bed

  128. 128
    Thebeastofthetoweroflondon says:

    You are a fake !
    There are only two Peter Hitchens
    Me and that Bufoon who runs a North Wales kiddie fiddling ring

  129. 129
    His Lardship John Prescott says:

    And I also know me way around hushpuppies the food– good God, I could murder about three dozen right about now, with a little malt vinegar on ‘em and a Newcastle Brown Ale to wash ‘em down– that’s for me!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hushpuppy

  130. 130
    Ehtch says:

    Camel toe or bacon butties, which is better? Harry Hill can find out for us.

  131. 131
    Witch King of Angmar says:

    There was a lady
    Who drove a taxpayer’s Mercedes
    And went to the jungle for love.

    Gold is her God
    She’s as fat as a sod
    But I’d give her one up her fat bum.

    So mid Bedfordshire
    Knows politicians are queer
    I’m a voter get me out of here.

  132. 132
    Crothel Beeper says:

    When I were a lad, they were known as ‘brother creepers’. Plus ne change pas?

  133. 133
    Crothel Beeper says:

    *brothel (oops)

  134. 134
    Action Man says:

    You forgot the Rump (y pumpy) Parliament. Got to keep the history books up to date!

    (You can take rumpy pumpy in more than one way too!)

  135. 135
    H v Rumpypump says:

    Are you calling me a fat buttock?

  136. 136
    Don't u rock me daddy-O says:

    So, as we suspected, you had more than one daddy.

  137. 137
    Don't u rock me daddy-O says:

    So what do we look for?

    An outvertibrate?
    A Convertibrate?
    A pervertibrate?
    A culvertibrate?
    A divertibrate?
    A revertibrate?

  138. 138
    Don't u rock me daddy-O says:

    Would you allow a one-way (in only) door for lawyers, bankers, estate agents, Europhiles etc?

  139. 139
    Sindy Rellah says:

    Because all the Buttons have gone into panto rehearsals?

  140. 140
    Pon C Chef says:

    chat = cat
    eau = water
    brian = a well know legal entity
    d’s = what come after c’s.

    sounds like an expensive meal.

  141. 141
    Today's factoid says:

    Khaki (pronounced cacky) was named after regular “accidents” involving Colonial staff in the tropical wastes. The perfect colour to hide the shitstaynes.

    Not a lot of people know (now knew) that.

  142. 142

    Oh dear! They do get a bit over-excited here sometimes.

    Still, they have all tired themselves out now.

    Now what was the serious point? Ah yes! Shutting down the BBC.

  143. 143
    Wynn D Miller says:

    At least this guy seems to be pushing in roughly the right direction :

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9676256/Job-done-on-wind-farms-says-John-Hayes.html

    Grow a pair, Dave, and tell the Limp-Dumbs to fuck off.

  144. 144
    Wynn D Miller says:

    How come Gore hasn’t been sectioned yet ?
    Or is that not what they do the other side of the pond ?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/nov/13/al-gore-barack-obama-climate-change

  145. 145
    Little Weed says:

    That’s the Baby-Buggering Corporation for you – promoting gay marriage since 1952.

  146. 146
    The Little Houses of Treason says:

    We knew nothing about it.

  147. 147
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Not bad at all.

  148. 148
    Ehtch says:

    Ceylon/Sri Lanka Tamil human shields, wasn’t it? Took them a while to report that. Maybe due to cuts at Newsnight, to pay for all those hyper-inflated wages those dogs upstairs at Shepherds Bush pay themselves for sitting on their fannies spouting hot air in sky blue thinking meetings.

    2012 beeb spoof comedy was very close to home, wasn’t it? My favorite episode and clip of it,

  149. 149
    Rufus Stone says:

    Hi Mark. Didn’t get lost on the way to this site then.

  150. 150
    The Land of the Politically Correct and Mendacious says:

    Twittering and tweeting(oh….AND updating their facebook page)

  151. 151
    Rufus Stone says:

    Certainly better than ‘itchen in Beds

  152. 152
    Ehtch says:

    Climate change is too far gone now, humanity is now too far out of control. In a few years the Arctic Ocean will be such, and ocean of water, and not ice, and then we will be in big trouble. Sorry to doom mong.

  153. 153
    Ehtch says:

    Song for Apps, for your pocket sized bunch of electronics and software, that will be put into the recycling bin in a year,

  154. 154
    jean shaw says:

    Being given to charity

  155. 155
    Ehtch says:

    It’s in the glands. Like the way all this marketing low fat when the actual problem is hormonal signalling with sugery carb only drinks with no protein or fat. Carbohydrate only drinks are poison, sends the insulin signalling sites in the body nuts, therefore some people pile on the weight. Sorry if that is too biological technical. Fat puts on less fat, even though it is high in calories – sounds stupid, but it is true.

  156. 156
    Drom E Dary says:

    I see no camel toe !

  157. 157
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Did I just hear something growl? ‘Strewth!

  158. 158
    Ehtch says:

    A jelly fish will do, anything except an exoskeletal or endoskeletal Cameron. An amoeba even.

  159. 159
    Wynn D Miller says:

    Blimey ! They’re not all locked up here yet either.

  160. 160
    Telegram for Mongo Camoron says:

    This seems particularly apt right now :

    Pay attention, Dave.

  161. 161
    You're born: You live: You die. That is all. says:

    Totty Watch!

  162. 162
    It's about 8:30 since you ask says:

    Mine’s a Casio.

  163. 163
    1984 says:

    ‘Climate change’ has fuck all to do with hurricanes. There is a well established pattern of intensity and frequency of hurricanes. It follows a sixty or so year cycle. The US has data going back almost 200 years and knows this but these cynical anti-scientists never lose an opportunity to blame an isolated weather event on ‘global warming’.

  164. 164
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    But I told you all yesterday to short everything.

    This mornings unemployment figures will be shit !!

    FTSE 100 5755.29
    Down
    -30.96 -0.54%

  165. 165
    Tax is theft says:

    Checking that the audience for Question Time are carrying their Labour Party membership cards – no card, no admittance.

  166. 166
    Bluebottle says:

    If the unemployment figures are up the market should go up because it will prove that with fewer people producing the same amount we are more productive .

    At times I do not think you know what you are talking about .

  167. 167
    Anon says:

    Yes, “acting” sums it up nicely. She is without doubt the worst of the newsreaders, forever hamming it up. Just read the bloody stuff woman – how hard can it be?

  168. 168
    Loopy Lou says:

    Are you dead yet?

  169. 169
    Baldrichmondtory says:

    Ah know what tha meeans,but in mah case it ud be 14 pints o yorksheer ale.

  170. 170
    Remittance Man says:

    ‘itchen is in ‘erts.


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