November 12th, 2012

WATCH: Watson Opens Up About Unrequited Love


  1. 1
    another dickhead says:

    That fat Hunt is too cocky by far.

  2. 2
    Ugly and Uglier says:

    Dumb and Dumber
    Vile and Viler
    Punchable and Eminently Punchable

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    Some of you have never forgiven the BBC for this says:

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    Tom Watson says:

    Thats when i am not ripping tights of people in taxis.

  5. 5
    tOM wATSON says:

    Please. I am a serious politician, a father, a fighter, a lover, and a fat c’unt.

  6. 6
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Excuse me while I go and vomit!

  7. 7
    What Tom actually thought he was doing says:

    Tom didn’t realise he was at a karaoke event. He thought he was ordering a takeaway using cockney rhyming slang.

    “Ruby ruby ruby murray, curry.”

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    stroppycow-gooner4ever!!!!!! says:

    Slug pellets anyone?

  9. 9
    smoggie says:

    Wincingly embarrassing. Is he on drugs perchance?

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh, grow up. Who cares about that interview now?

    In fact, the gran was probably right; the Belgrano was sailing away. So what? It was an enemy ship. Thatcher was wrong to have claimed otherwise. Either way, it doesn’t excuse the self-inflicted train crash that the BBC is currently experiencing.

  11. 11
    Starwars Fan says:

    Your performance Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi was superb – even though you’ve put on a few pounds since.

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    Feeling down says:

    Thatcher and Churchill , real leaders , of my once great nation.
    Labour have systematically dismantled it , I do not think it will ev be repairable.
    Someone reassure me we can once more be a great nation.

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    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    David Brent with glasses.

  14. 14
    Operation Crossbow says:

    How can you fall in love with your right hand?

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    smo­ggie says:

    Is Watson on dru­gs in that scene? Will?!!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Forgiven? For what? Demolishing some CND biddie with those pesky things called facts?

    Perhaps you might like her accurate portrayal of Labour’s economic policy:

  17. 17
    Ed Miliband says:


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    robbie says:

    After that horrid effort I think the Kaiser Chiefs will make way for the Weimar Kings

  19. 19

    Nothing to see here, move along.

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    stoicfnord says: i guess its best just to lay out insults and fat jokes eh?

    Well done. Nice to see the Right providing exceptional debate and discussion skills. Keep up the good work!

  21. 21
    Cake Thief says:

    Has anyone told Watson he’s hanging around with a drug dealer.

  22. 22
    Cake Thief says:

    Yes or no, was Will Straw arrested and cautioned for attempting to deal Cannabis?

  23. 23

    Why do people with the least talent think that they are the centre of the universe?

  24. 24
    Romans says:

    Ok I recognise Twatson but who is the other one?

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    stoicfnord says:

    Three points:

    1 : So far most comments here are about weight.

    2: If we are scaling people based on who they talk to/company they keep im sure you can find a great many others who have more odious associations. We can play the game of naming, cant we?

    Or you might actually want to debate the points made, as opposed to delivering Ad Hominem attacks. (Well not you specifically, since you actually made a cogent point)

    3: IIRC he was 17 at the time. How long until said offence is spent in your eyes? We might talk about rehabilitation of offenders then.

    Decent discussion is there to be had. All that’s needed is reasoned people on both sides to have it. Posting a Karaoke video in an attempt to take the piss is beneath us (Left, Center and Right)

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    Tim Davie says:

    Don’t ask me anything, I’m just the DG. Wibble.

  27. 27
    Rat's arse says:

    Ah yes, Will Straw, grandson of a conchie, and T.Watson, grandson of……..?
    Any suggestions?

  28. 28
    Better off than a retiring DG says:

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    Jack Daw says:

    Fat boy…

  30. 30
    Anti-Fabian says:

    It’s called the Dunning-Kruger effect,

  31. 31
    Jimmy says:

    “Let it never be said that romance is dead…”

    Go on…

  32. 32
    geekparent says:

    Bet he’d be good in the jungle too

  33. 33
    Beast says:

    Watson is merely a planet with his own gravitational fortce

  34. 34
    Ants in the pants says:

    I can’t understand why the Dispsy blonde didn’t do her shirt up.

  35. 35
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Want to borrow my bucket ?

  36. 36
    Marmite says:

    Well no: 26, you can thank one T.Bliar for the Human rights fiasco, which HE & his lousy party introduced a year after they first got elected, and being as BLiar’s wife is a human rights Lawyer, guess who has made shed loads of money from this?

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    jgm2 says:

    He doesn’t look like he’s ever turned down any food. The bushtucker trials would be a doddle.

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    jgm2 says:

    You couldn’t reason with the Maximum Imbecile even while he was destroying the UK economy. He was though, apparently, upset about being called ‘fat’.

    Oblivious to being called an incompetent, economy destroying jackass (which he is) but upset about being called ‘fat’ (which he is).

    Some people’s priorities eh.

  40. 40
    Cake Thief says:

    When it comes to dealing drugs, the answer is never.

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    Hmm says:

    Failed abortion?

  42. 42
    ENGLAND says:

    Come the three corners of the world in arms,
    And we shall shock them. Nought shall make us rue,
    If England to itself do rest but true.

    King John. Act v. Sc. 7.

  43. 43
    1984 says:

    You couldn’t reason with the Maximum Imbecile even while he was destroying the UK economy. He was though, apparently, upset about being called ‘fat’.

    Oblivious to being called an incompetent, economy destroying jackass (which he is) but upset about being called ‘fat’ (which he is).

    Some people’s priorities eh.

  44. 44
    Jobs for the wives says:

    And Mrs Ed Miliband is an environmental lawyer whose husband was secreatary of state at the Department of Energy and Climate Change.

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    Piers attacks a Peer says:

  47. 47
    The Libor party says:

    We have destroyed England. Embrace Herman van Rumboy.

  48. 48

    Of course. Thank you for that. I never saw this report but I see one of my favourite Russell quotes is included:

    One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

  49. 49
    Placebo says:

    Fugly mong!

  50. 50
    1984 says:

    Can you imagine how panicked any local Tory councillors in Hull will be at the thought of the cock-waving Lord initiating all manner of politically motivated ‘investigations’?

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  52. 52
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Another Karaoke track our Tommy Boy may be interested in singing to:
    “I’m Bunter, B!lly Bunter, they call me grub hunter…”

  53. 53
    south7eventh says:

    The Twat was not present for the Emergency Question to Maria Miller on the situation at the Beeb, with the paedo allegations as the sub-text. His absence was noted and commented upon from the Government benches.

    He can give it but obviously cannot take it when it is returned in kind!

  54. 54

    Be honest.

    If one ever had any lustful feelings, a quick play of that would swiftly cure the problem.

  55. 55
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    And here’s me spending a lifetime calling them stupid pricks

  56. 56
    Piss Organ says:

    Share tips, anyone ?

  57. 57
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    I’ve met 100s of interesting people.

  58. 58
    HackneyCabbie says:

    Need to extradite the Hunt to the Aussie jungle

  59. 59
    Carry Oke says:

    By special request:

  60. 60
    Justin Poofy Boots. says:

    The master of self deception Tom Watson makes you want you want puke.

  61. 61

    Seeing your clear predicament, I am considering having a three digit increment to my moniker and incrementing it by one each time I get blocked. You are going to run out of road this way quite soon!

  62. 62
    Fatso watson watch says:

    This is for all you fuckers who posted that I have gone silent the last four or five days. Enjoy

  63. 63
    Justin Poofy Boots. says:

    The master of self deception
    Tom Watson makes you want
    2 puke.

  64. 64
    dunstall says:

    Shortlist of two announced by Labour for Rotherham by election both white wimmin and dosnt look like either have got any connexion with Rotheram so no change there!!!!!

  65. 65
    Hank the Cat says:

    This article loses all cred with the following “brilliant article by owen jones” after reading that you know it is going to be full of half truths

  66. 66
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You, piers morgan, beggar belief.

  67. 67
    Engineer says:

    You need to get a grip.

  68. 68
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    There are 2 Tory councillors, 16 Limp Dicks, 1 independent and the rest are Liebore donkeys. You can be certain that there are plenty of dead bodies on all sides of the council chamber, so no-one will want it stirred.

  69. 69
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Thanks for posting that. I’d forgotten what it was like to have a senior politician who believed in the UK and gave no quarter to either external or internal enemies of the State. Baroness thatcher remains the most potent politician of the second half of the 20th Century.

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    That was the best it ever got.

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    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Piers Morgan beggars belief.

  73. 73
    I don't nee d no doctor says:

    Tom Watson was too cowardly to attend the HOC today.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Mr Watson, a man who seems to protest too much!

  75. 75

    I have just read your blog.

    Am I the only person in a massive 118 hits who has not got a clue what you stand for or what your posts mean?

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    half? you are far too generous!

  77. 77

    Voltaire said of the Holy Roman Empire that it was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

    Were he alive today, he would say that the Liberal Democrats were neither liberal nor democratic.

  78. 78
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    thank Lord Sugar for donating £400k to Labour before the last election a reward for producing such a stunning judicary.

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    Cinna says:

    And it reminds of how a real Mr Speaker conducts himself and business.

  80. 80
    Cinna says:

    Tis all bollox.

  81. 81
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    X 1,000,000,000.

  82. 82
    Cinna says:

    In other words blame your mates in the Liebor Party for all that.

  83. 83
    spurt says:

    Don’t mock the afflicted!

  84. 84
    spurt says:

    It beggars belief that the odious creep Morgan published those photos of ‘squaddies ill-treating muzzy prisoners’ when even a blind ferret could have told him they were fakes.

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    larf says:

    Is one of the women Jack Dromey?

  86. 86
    fruitbat says:

    Perhaps he’s busy looking for another Tory to smear?

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    JH3 says:

    Yes, he seems to be rather deflated – psychologically, at least – since his latest little wheeze spectacularly rebounded into his beloved propaganda wing.

  88. 88
    Gordon Brown says:

    Did someone call

  89. 89
    A Passing Cannibal says:

    For dinner? Feed a tribe for a week, old Watson…

  90. 90
    Tijuana Jack Dromey (Mrs) says:

    It’s still sore, don’t mock…

  91. 91
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    It appears that Britannica could do with a dose of autocracy and less limp dick court justice for terrorists.

  92. 92

    Step aside.

    What the fuck does that mean?

  93. 93
    BodMot says:

    + googolplex

  94. 94
    harm rattie says:

    Embrace Herman van Bumroy.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:


  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    when we do not have the info, what can you do.
    Government secrecy is the issue.
    The political class in its entirety is complicit.

    why do we think that the Queen has our best interests at heart?
    like Bliar, she may have her best interests at heart.
    why are state secrets revealed to her? why should prince charles use his privileged position to bother the government?

    once we start questioning, we may disover the power we have to affect change, if left, right and centre they are all the same, our focus should be elsewhere. If in the meantime, we continue to innocently give our power away, then why be surprised if we continue to behave like kids and are treated as such. We must be paradise land for kiddie users.

  97. 97
    The wizz says:

    May I remind you that the United Kingdom were crying out for strong Government, when they got it they didn’t like it. However, discerning folk realised that the Trades Union were out to decimate the UK. What followed was a strong leader who changed this Country from the ‘Poor Man of Europe’ back to ‘Great Britain’. The only complaints come from the disenfanchised Labour movement. Lets hope another leader will take this Country back to those days.

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    Anonymous says:

    The incident did happen.

  100. 100
    Truth. says:

    Thatch, sadly she is not in her right mind now. ffs she was not in her right mind then,If ever.

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    Youareaminority says:

    But this is what they do here.there is only one point of view and that is ours.We will shout down any opposition to our fanatical beliefs .Welcome to narrowmindsat, you are wasting your,e intelligence on them.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some just do not want to look back at “WHAT WE NOW KNOW” about Churchill and his many ‘vices’ – that is part of the problem. BLAIR AND HIS Luvvies have so often compared Blair to Churchill – many ought to think about the more surreal comparison made ther.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Noted – how up in arms the MP’s and the free British Press & Media! are about the Fat Cat pay off of Entwistle rather than the sickly cover up of generational child abuse that has been going on …

    Speaks volumes of where their agendas lie.

    Haven’t heard a proper peep from Macalpine on the despicable ‘child abuse’ that has gone on – that speaks volumes too.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    it means “waiting for a really big pay-off to be agreed, to keep ‘em quiet!

  105. 105
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Yeats put it better: ‘The best lack all conviction, while the worst/ Are full of passionate intensity.

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    Guardianista says:

    If you’re having a go at Watson then presumably this is a pre-emptive character assasination strike before the prelude to him dropping another bombshell?

    Let’s wait and see what Private Eye has to say tomorrow.

  107. 107
    Barleyfiddler says:

    ” Alimentary my dear Watson. “

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    Backs2thewall says:

    Actually High Bischeno sheds light on Thatcher’s Belgrano difficulty in his excellent book, Razor’s Edge; apparently the then defense secretary John Nott (remember him, useless) committed the government to the line and Thatcher, unwilling to dump her defense secy in the middle of a war (having lost Carrington at the FCO) felt obliged to stick to it. The whole exclusion zone bollox was dreamt up by the FCO who were even then, still trying to sabotage the military operation. The exclusion zone was a nonsense anyway, the argentine carrier 25th Mayo could launch Mirage fighters from 200 miles outwith the zone; the line should have been, we’re at war, all enemy ships, planes and men are targets end of.

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