November 12th, 2012

Sweaty Balls and Other Tales

The updated register of Members of Interests provided rich pickings for this week’s Daily Star Sunday column. Chris Huhne is cashing in on his Energy contacts, Nadine’s taking Ashcroft money and Labour have their very own absent earners. Guido’s favourite story of the week was the coming nightmare for Ed Balls:

THE Tories have finally accepted that their cherished plan to redraw parliamentary boundaries, heavily favouring Labour at the moment, is dead in the water. They’ve begun to select candidates for the next election in the old seats. Ed Balls’ patch near Leeds is high up the target list. The Tories were just 1,101 votes short of scalping their nemesis last time round, fewer votes than the UKIP candidate got. If the Tories choose a suitably Eurosceptic candidate and UKIP sits this one out, Balls will have one hell of a fight on his hands.

The whole column is now online here


  1. 1
    Tuscan Tony says:

    More to the point why is it dead in the water?

  2. 2
    Labour says:

    We love money! Especially YOURS!

  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    Why would UKIP ‘sit this one out’…?

    They’d love to stick one up the Tories.

  4. 4
    BLI NKY and FLI PPA says:

    Doesn’t matter – we’ve made enough money from the taxpayer anyway.

  5. 5
    Emperor Rumpy says:

    If the Tories wish they can always leave an open field for the UKIP candidate.

  6. 6
    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Zis is not funny.

  7. 7
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Time for another arrest. It’ll give the Beeb something to report other than…

  8. 8
    Democracy Now says:

    Because they are cowards and don’t really believe in one people’s votes having equal weight. Just like the LibDems and Labour don’t either. Which tells you everything you need to know about how inherently undemocratic out three main parties really are.

  9. 9
    Selohesra says:

    I think Dave might make an exception and allow a genuine sceptic to stand – just to get one over on Balls

  10. 10
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    “Britain’s Labour Party in dynastic push ” The Times of India obviously don’t do hat tips.

  11. 11
    Silly Sally B13 COW says:

    Can’t I claim Parliamentary Privilege ?

  12. 12
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Voice of Elmo on leave from Sesame Street after he was accused of having ‘se xual relationship with underage boy’ Mail

    And Miss Piggy??

  13. 13
    Sally BeaCow says:

    ‘Why is my name trending? *f’ugly face*’

  14. 14
    A fine pair of lungs. says:

    What a lot of tripe about mad Nads. She is the Claire Short of the Conservative Party. Short on intelligence. Always moaning about the party and a money grubbing arsewipes too boot. I despise the lying parasite. We can all live without that nonsense.

  15. 15
    Hank the Cat says:

    I’ve got two lovely furry balls both of them look like the two Eds

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    No Deal says:

    Even if he does UKIP should also put up a candidate. This is supposed to be a democratic country and some would rather vote UKIP than Europhile Dave.

    The Tories won’t win anyway and that is all down to Dave and Osborne, not UKIP.

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    Ehtch says:

    Sweaty balls!?! They need chopping they do, the fecking corrupt political enuchs they are.

    Clean my moat from weeds, my leftie ‘arris!

  18. 18
    Crispy Pancake says:

    That’s the last time I vote for those CAN’TS.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Abu Qatada out tomorrow, what a gay day

  21. 21
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The Tories are unbelievable. They want to keep Scotland, yet getting rid of it would cost Labour 50 seats. They give up on the boundary changes that would have cost Labour up to 30 seats and they appear to be missing out on the chance to kill the BBC.

    Remind me is Cameron actually a Tory or Gordon Brown in a rubber ‘Dave’ mask?

  22. 22
    BodMot says:

    She might NEED a lawyer soon though.

    If twitter wasn’t dumb she’d be seeing ads for l1b3l lawyers.

  23. 23
    Guilty, m'Lud says:

    Sally Bercow @SallyBercow
    Mum to Oliver (nr 9), Freddie (7) & Jemima (4). Proud patron of autism charities. Labour supporter. All tweets (esp ill-advised ones!) my own)

  24. 24
    Gold medallists in the triple flip event says:

    Pushing up local house prices, so you don’t have to.

  25. 25
    Let's find out where he lives and cave his fucking head in says:

    Muslim cleric Abu Qatada granted bail and due to be released from Long Lartin Prison in Worcestershire on Tuesday

  26. 26
    You could always leave the UK Anjem says:

  27. 27
    Call me Dave says:

    I’m a liberal old boy, don’t you know?

  28. 28
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    ‘granted bale’

  29. 29
    Witch King of Angmar says:

    I hate the EU. I’d rather pitchfork my testes to a tesla coil than be governed by them.

    No wonder Cameron walks with a limp.

  30. 30
    Witch King of Angmar says:

    The Evening Standard…good toilet roll.

  31. 31
    Michael Fucking Parkinson says:

    I’ve met hundreds of fascinating people

  32. 32
    Ehtch says:

    Tories want to keep Scotland? Well, they are nit trying really hard are they, for your said reson. They are only tokenly really saying that because Queenie is giving Dave Cams a earache each week at Bucks Palace due to her holiday home in Balmoral. Anyway, what will Lizzie and her family do with their vast mardrobes full of tartan then?

    Song for her sis Marge – she called a spade a spade, and the torys just would not leave her alone, would they?

    Lillibet has “liked” this song about her sis, rumour has it… gong in the mail Q Liz? : )

  33. 33
    Consider yourself lucky Anjem says:

    White youth arrested for posting a burning poppy picture on facebook

    Which is rather odd when Anjem’s lot are allowed by the plod to burn poppies in the street.

  34. 34
    concrete pump says:

    Are you counting the 987 times you’ve interviewed Jamie fucking Cullum…?

  35. 35
    A fine pair of lungs and I can prove it! says:

    She can bore for Britain. She says the same tripe over and over again. Is she ever off twitter? OCD? She must dream about it in her sleep.

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    Anonymous says:

    So can we have AV where by everyone’s vote will have equal weight?

  38. 38
    The beginner's guide to English says:

    “Ed Balls’ patch near Leeds is high up the target list.”

    Balls’s patch.

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    Jimbo says:


  40. 40
    Mad, bad and dangerous to know says:

    Go on you know you WOULD !!!!

  41. 41
    BodMot says:

    tis over-priced.

  42. 42
    Plato says:

    Every newspaper in the country posts ‘offensive’ pictures to, er, report the news? What’s the difference?

  43. 43
    One-term Dave, the vacuous knave, says:

    Of course you can’t “cave his head in”. I’ll put round the clock protection on him. This will cost millions every year, of course, but if I sack lots of soldiers and close some hospital wards and cut back on policing in other areas, I’m sure I can scrape together enough to protect this chap.

    Vote for me in 2015, won’t you? Jolly decent of you.

    Tally ho!

  44. 44
    Alistair Campcunt says:

    I’m going to run the BBC! Wait, I already do.

  45. 45
    Hank the Cat says:

    I think that Call me Dave should be the next DG, he has left wing ideas, buys into climate change and all things green, does not like tories and is pro EU.

  46. 46
    It's a funny old world politics...... says:

    Mmm not so sure that the Tories will actually lose despite forebodings….it all depends on the state of the economy at the time of the election. If growth has returned;unemployment falling and people starting to feel better about their lives then Labour could not necessarily do as well as is predicted…there is still 30 months to go before an election and as they say a week is a long time in politics

  47. 47
    Fatso watson watch says:

    + 1000000

  48. 48
    Dr Fatson says:

    Another cat!

    There are more cats around here than a tuna canning factory.

    Where’s Shroedinger’s moggie? Did someone finally look in his box?

  49. 49
    NFC says:

    Almost makes you want to believe in conspiracy theories after all. Is the man just stupid?.

  50. 50
    Ehtch says:

    I like Balls – he has, AHEM!, well, Balls, which are needed. He’ll go far.

    Like Leeds too, rather tory in strange way their county is, for some british historical peculiarity of brit history.

    Here is Allan Clarke, from Willenall, near Brirmingham, scoring for them against that Lahndahn Arse, in the Centenary FA Cup Final back in ’72, enjoy a bit of brit history, sportingly, coats for goalposts and all that,

    Was a big big big LUAFC supporter when I was young – maube being eighth yprkie in my genes in Wales might have had something to do with it. DNA moves in mysterious ways, you could say.

  51. 51
    It's a funny old world politics...... says:

    The clue is in the name…The Conservative and UNIONIST Party…….

  52. 52
    Mrs Kindleysides, Penrith says:

    Let’s see if the BBC mention this story.

    It’s disgusting and deserves wide coverage.

  53. 53
    Someone shoot Camoron before he does real damage says:

    2004: Labour flooded Britain with 650,000 East-European job-stealing petty-thief benefit-claiming immigrants.

    2014: Dave plans to flood Britain with up to 29 million East-European job-stealing petty-thief benefit-claiming immigrants.

    Dave. He’s like Labour, but much much worse.

  54. 54
    HenryV says:

    3 years is a long time. Can we see the EU situation getting any better? Between now and 2015 perhaps the Tories will see an EU exit as the only way to stop in power? Can you imagine a Tory party rolling over on the one issue that can get them back in, leaving a door open to Labour, and being electable ever again?

  55. 55
    Postal Vote says:

    Don’t forget Balls most likely benefitted from the 10,000 postal votes in his constituency, since labour have a well-oiled postal votes machine, with Tower Hamlets providing best-in-class performance.

    And last election the postal votes got stuck in Leeds for a while, delaying the result in that particular constituency!

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    Someone slot Camoron before he does real damage says:

    2004: Labour flooded Britain with 650,000 East-European job-stealing petty-thief benefit-claiming immigrants.

    2014: Dave plans to flood Britain with up to 29 million East-European job-stealing petty-thief benefit-claiming immigrants.

    Camoron. He’s like Labour, but much much worse.

  57. 57
    lmao says:

    Genuine proportional representation is what we need but the LibLabCon will never allow that because it will let in the smaller, newer parties and eventually break the old firms’ monopoly.

  58. 58
    Fatso watson watch says:

    Some one would get a medal shooting you

  59. 59
    Roscoe Rules says:

    How do you stop a Muslim man from abusing under age girls?
    Chuck him a placard.

  60. 60
    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    he can’t remember his moniker.

  61. 61
    Are you sure? says:

    29 million?

  62. 62
    lmao says:

    Dorries is a pain in the arse but she’s not in the same league as Labour cockroaches like Harman, Hodge and the oafish Sally Bercow.

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    Ehtch says:

    “CampHunt” – aready posted on your site today, so stop following me. : ))

    better put a LOL just for Prezza, for all those mega double chins he has : )))))

    “What’s for tea wifey, me favotite ee ba gum pie for mesel, I hope wifey”. “Nay lad, don’t worry about thems coppers up me weh, al sort thems”

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    Someone slot Camoron before he does any more damage says:

    “Can we see the EU situation getting any better?”

    Nope, not a hope. And between now and May 2015, Camoron will throw at least £47.5 billion of our money at the EU.

    And the EU will put the whole lot in a big pile, and burn it.

    And Camoron will say, “this is in our interest. We must never contemplate ending this.”

  66. 66
    A fine pair of lungs and I can prove it! says:

    What? Spit on her? Only if she wasn’t on fire. She is a money grubbing opportunist and everything Idespised in Labour, she is becoming just like them.

  67. 67
    Roscoe Rules says:

    I think the Pope should be the next BBC Director General.
    He’s used to handling a crisis when it comes to child abuse and cover up.

  68. 68
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Also Chris Patten’s loyalty wouldn’t be divided between bosses.

  69. 69
    Monty Don. Pissed again says:

    Give us a swig of your special brew.

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    BodMot says:

    You can’t steal a job. It belongs to the employer not the employee.

    However. Immigration does lower wage pressure, as well as increase rents (wonder why MPs are all BtL empire rent-seekers?).

  71. 71
    Ehtch says:

    …or pension hom off to a muslim country?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Camoron could cancel postal voting and make people contact the council if they want to vote, the council could send people out to individuals, make sure you watch the watcher as sometimes t*rds float to the top..

  73. 73
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes and Labour loves wasting money it’s what they do.

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    Albion says:

    I think Mrs Merkel has a plan to use the money, so it won’t all be burnt.

    Pobably a memorial for helping free them from the nasty nazis, whoever they were.

  75. 75
    BodMot says:

    >And the EU will put the whole lot in a big pile, and burn it.

    oh not it won’t a large part of that will find it’s way into the pockets of the politicly connected.

    We’ll be poorer, but the ruling class will be richer. It’s the post-democratic way, and they’ll be removed in the pre-democratic way.

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    Ehtch says:

    Someone has to sort your waterpipe leaks in London when it gets parky….

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    Albion says:

    Come on UKIP.

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    Dr Fatson says:

    Errr you forgot to embed half a dozen irrelevant YouTube clips there mate.

    Just sayin’

  79. 79
    Dr Fatson says:

    Maybe it was a bale of hay for his ass.

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    Applecart says:

    I imagine most readers of your blog predicted in the first week of the Coalition that the Boundary Changes would never happen in this parliament. It was a dead cert that the Lib Dems would renege on the agreement. I wouldn’t trust any of them to walk my dog, let alone honour a solemn contract. As a party of shysters and opportunists they disgust me

  81. 81
    The savant6 says:

    Guido. Why have you not opened a string on qatada ??

    Does he get an entwhistle – like 15k a day for each day he has been. “Wrongly”. Detained ??

    This country s judiciary of left wing pinkos and out of touch octogenarians have eunuched the political. Establishment

    Tracy. May has even been refused lea ve to appeal !!

    Her only option is to prostrate herself before the supreme court hoping they will. Relent ..

    Their whole current judicial cadre should be gently garroted and a cohort of judge roy bean s. elected in their place

  82. 82
    Anal Discharge says:

    Slime balls, more like.

  83. 83
    Earl of Croydon says:

    I bloody knew it… you bastard

  84. 84
    Democracy Now says:

    I object to a consituency in Scotland with 21,800 voters being about 4 times smaller than the largest constituency in England which has 108,000 voters and is also an island. That is just taking the piss.

  85. 85
    Ehtch says:

    Monty, friend. May I say, just loved your clip on telly in the Humpty Doo in the Oz outback – animals and nightlife, what David Attenborough has been searching magic formula for years, but I suppose Dave would say “Wher are the bat droppings?”, but I suppose you can’t please everyone,

    How’s Lebanon these days Monty? Heard things are brewing, with their Syrian neighbours? Pardon Monty, stop gargling you pisshead, spit it out…. Depends on, on, fucking what Monty… Send you out as a diplomat!?!

  86. 86
    Plato says:

    In what sense?

    Surely, the question is, if you have to raise an issue with your M.P. is it resolved quickly and properly? Why does it matter how many other people he/she has to look after?

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Bit of fun for DP to muse over

    Lets talk about tax , baby , lets talk about you and me , lets talk about all the good things and bad things , that that may be ….. letss talk abooout Tax
    Gangnam style :)

    sometimes I feel like throwin my hands up in the air , these coffees and online retailing oh lord aint helping my council with the cuts, but George can we count on you …

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    Ehtch says:

    EDIT – oops, wrong Dom, but who gives a shit, I don’t.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    mmm between Bad Bob and Miss Lilly langtree , theres plenty to to go at ….

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    Anal Discharge says:

    Thank you

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    NFC says:

    Empty scrotum bags were quite happy to see the Limpdums wast us £200 million quid on there pet a/v project though, that went down like a lead balloon.

  92. 92
    Hakuna Qatada says:

    These extremist fucks fighting extradition do serve at least one useful purpose.
    As a constant reminder to the public what a bunch of EU cock sucking c*nts we have in Parliament.

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    Albion says:

    It’s also a dead cert that whatever CmD says he’s gonna do, never happens.

    Totally agree with the disgust sentiment for the party of useless donothings.

    Clegg’s gotta be a prime candidate for Fat Pang’s job, and the rest could take up jobs vacated by the step aside, time serving slugoids.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Contingent on the bBBC of course.

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    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Alarm bells ringing’ over paedophile priests cover up in Australia
    The Catholic Church has once again been marred by paedophilia claims, this time concerning the New South Wales Hunter region.

    Miliband has called for a judge-led inquiry saying Australia seems to be full of criminals.

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    Ex Ex Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Alarm bells ringing’ over p4edophile priests cover up in Australia
    The Catholic Church has once again been marred by p4edophilia claims, this time concerning the New South Wales Hunter region.

    Miliband has called for a judge-led inquiry saying Australia seems to be full of criminals.


  97. 97
    Anal Discharge says:

    No good it smears and tickles

  98. 98
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:


    “Who are you? Mr president, Who are you?”

    Nigel Ferage
    European Council and Commission statements – EU 2020 – Follow-up of the informal European Council of 11 February 2010

  99. 99
    Anal Discharge says:

    Please do not mention the chins

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    Ehtch says:

    Bwgger it, might as well post a song for Prezza from his favorite Hull group.

    Some coppers in Hull sing it on their beat, I have heard, with their telescopic truncheons, the naughty ladies… : )

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    The Sceptic says:

    Arthur Scargil were t’ one I admired most, ‘cos he come from Yorkshire, tha see.

    In t’ meantime I’ve persuaded 700,000 old twerps to part with their hard earned cash so they could get a free pen. It’s a parker tha knows.

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    Jabba the Hutt mp for Mid-Sussex says:

    You looking at me.?

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    I never quite took the boundry changes in full , in part because I felt things should be organised more within county boundries. That said I can certainly see that somthing has to got give in political structures and costs . The lib dems wanted to emphasise the top layers which of course isnt where a great many of the current account problems that affect voters actually occures , although best not make eyes water with foreign aid ….

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    and the damp cloth continued his silent charm offensive :)

  105. 105
    not a machine reloaded says:

    But not the Labour 26 …… wonder how many were marxists

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    won't get fooled again says:

    Labour and their BBC pals really are scum. Many, many people were fooled into believing those smears about the Tory until the alleged victim Messham admitted it was mistaken identity. A lot of damage had been done by then though but fortunately it has backfired on the smearing turds.

    What is really galling is the leftist filth behind these smear tactics are still in the House of Commons on the public payroll or in Broadcasting House living the high life off the licence tax.

    Suing a few idiots isn’t enough. It’s time we had a real right-wing backlash against the leftists and stop their corrosive and highly damaging effect on this country before it’s too late.

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    Democracy Now says:

    It matters because 108,000 voters in England get one MP and in Scotland the same number of people would have 4 MPs. That is unacceptable.

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    Divisive says:

    Wake up fool. She is a divisive money grubbing hoon. Totally useless to boot.

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    CIA London Bureau (PsiOps Dept) says:

    If they only grazed him he’d get the purple heart. One of our best men, is Anjem.

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    JH3 says:

    What is even more unacceptable is that Scottish voters basically get to decide who the English get as their government.

    Ignore the Scottish vote, even up the boundaries and the English might have their democracy back.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Dave as DG of the BBC …… hard to say what the programs would be like :)

    Top Gear replaced with ministerial limo
    CBBC replaced with Eton Channel
    newsnight replaced with celebrity pot smoking

  112. 112 says:

    But she’s giving her MP money to charity while not ion the Commons. The Treasury would be a lot richer if that absentee trougher Gordon Brown did that.

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    Ehtch says:

    chins of the world unite, or something….

  114. 114 says:

    She speaks her mind which is more than most Yes-men MPs do. I don’t like her but you have to give her some credit for that.

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    subbuteo says:

    Why is Ashcroft funding Dorries? sounds suspicious.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Urgent Question in the HOC about the Bias Broadcasting Corporation – the communications wing of the Labour Party.

    I notice that all the Labour MPs are saying how wonderful & respected the BBC is – wonder why? After all, the BBC do serve the Labour Party well.

  117. 117
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Let Nadine lead it for Millbandwagon, it can be a judgle-lead inquiry!!

  118. 118
    Ehtch says:

    What? Like this?

    This is my afghan favorite – enjoy,

    Any good friend? Or are you also blinkered with world matters? Youtube for connections made, to sort out world shit – it does help.

    Or are you happy with chaoes? NOW, that is a question for modern day.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Independence from Scotland Now.

  120. 120
    Ehtch says:

    and no, I haven’t bought in shares in Afghanistan Lithium mining, yet…

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t wait for the trial of the Muslim fundamentalists who shot a 14 year Pakistani girl because she simply wanted to go to school…

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    If she does get sued by McAlpine, will the taxpayer foot the bill?

  123. 123
    Ehtch says:

    Late night,
    since begin of time,
    we chat and discuss,
    start playing music,
    then sing,
    get inebriated,
    since begin of time,
    last night.


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    stroppycow says:

    Ooops – have entered the remedial class obviously.

  125. 125
    stroppycow-gooner4ever!!!!!! says:

    Not too sure what the fuck you’ve taken – but it sure aint legal – I’ll bet.

  126. 126
    Ehtch says:

    OOOPS – microsoft copy paste accident again, this for second,

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    lojolondon says:

    Because ‘Brave Dave’ is so thick that he left it to the last minute. Now the Lib Dems won’t play ball anymore, especially because they would also be losers if the boundaries are redrawn…. kind of like getting turkeys to vote for Christmas.

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    blub says:

    nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more

  129. 129
    lojolondon says:

    As a UKIP supporter, there is nothing in it for us – we have to stand and make Dave lose seats. Only then will he listen to his voters.

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    blub says:

    The only Tory MPs who are guaranteed to be europhile no matter how bad it gets are those Tory MPs who don’t have the negatives.

  131. 131
    Ehtch says:

    The remedial class of clevers? If so, then you are correct.

    Try some lateral thinking, stroppy, love. I recommend it – it is nice here.

  132. 132
    Ehtch says:

    I refer my answer to the one I posted previous.

    Clever is close to madness, that is all the excuse i can give. So just blame God – he put me in this skin.

    or have I made it worse in your mind… ACH – could spend my whole life going round in circles with these tory numbnuts. SONG!

    Siarad ‘dy fi yn cymreag neeu ffranc, ond os to moin ffraneg – venez me parler quand vous êtes éduqués vie, BUTT!

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    stroppycow-gooner4ever!!!!!! says:

    I’d rather eat shit and die.

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    HenryV says:

    Now that £47 billion is an interesting figure. Earlier today in a discussion in the real world (yes there is one) I calculated a similar figure would be needed to be spent on nuclear power stations to make up shortfalls in supply because of Blairs and the EU’s 4 or 5 million extra mouths that now live here.

  135. 135
    Ehtch says:

    OH BUGGER IT! since my obvious apparent weakness for youtubby vids, might as well post another one, since I have spoken to Jim/Shelly over time, might as well post another one YT.

    This is for smellycat, better known as stroppycow here, with all my love – and I have left a joke there just, if my fellow tory brits get it,

    So – dogging in a layby then stroppycow? Now you know where to find me, so we have got the indroductions out of the way. I’ll bring the wellingtons.

  136. 136
    The Sceptic Tank says:

    Your at the bottom

  137. 137
    Cess-Pit says:

    Unite like the chinless wonders that rule us

  138. 138
    Observer says:

    He’s not certain where he is at the moment.

  139. 139
    green ink says:

    sound contention funny old world

  140. 140
    Sally Bercow says:

    Move 10 000 people to the Isle of Wight and let the delicious Sally Bercow run in the second constituency. So long as she comes first!

  141. 141
    John Bercow says:

    Did Jim Torbett work for Rangers?

    Yes he did, you wont hear that from a rangers fan though, he ran the boys club for 3 years

    Anyone of the former Rangers managers could do the job better as this never gets mentioned in the papers.

    What a cover up!

  142. 142
    dunstall says:

    Polly from Tuscany writes (I couldnt possibly leave my home to line up with the plebs not even for Mr Millibum)

  143. 143
    dunstall says:

    You will be waiting a long time the mullahs wont let it happen

  144. 144
    Observer. says:

    The crazies are out in force tonight,mmh a full moon,I think i,ll get a taxi home.

  145. 145
    Blind Pugh. says:

    Iknow,I can only smell them and hear them, are they coming out of the ground?

  146. 146
    Spuds is king, innit says:

    So how much did Spurs get for him?

  147. 147
    Mme Tricoteuse says:

    I have already purchased my front row seat and laid in a good stock of finest quality wool.

  148. 148
    Juj Jef (you know who) says:

    I’m free (in both time and cost meanings).

  149. 149
    Waltzing Matilda in exile says:

    Large empty spaces down that way. Could we not perhaps direct all these incoming eastern Youropeens that way? There’s a huge demand for installing water piping across the centre of Oz.

  150. 150
    Remittance Man says:

    If the Tories choose a suitably Eurosceptic candidate and UKIP sits this one out, Balls will have one hell of a fight on his hands.

    No. If the Tories offer a genuinely conservative and Eurosceptic manifesto, including an In/Out Referendum commitment, and field a genuinely eurosceptic candidate, they might just persuade UKIP to stand down.

    With Cameron at the helm, they haven’t got a chance.

  151. 151
    Fox & Werritty Consultants says:

    If Hodge worked for us and conducted a meeting like that we would sack her .

  152. 152
    Golly says:

    The esteemed BBC is committed to providing 45 miniutes of investigative journalism on 5 of the 7 days of the week .

    £145.50 is extracted from every household in the land annually for this.

    Can you smell coffee?

  153. 153
    Eric Cartman says:

    Who does she think she is Rangers FC 1872 (Liquidated)?

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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