Nadine in the Jungle: Day One
Last night confirmed what ITV had pinned their hopes on and what we all already knew: Nads is box office. From the moment a grinning Dec uttered “Good evening, Prime Minister” to the camera, it was clear this year’s I’m a Celeb was going to be the Nadine show. Not exactly patching things up with the PM following Schofe-gate.
Arrogant posh boy Hugo of Made in Chelsea fame was, naturally, the first to express animosity towards the absent MP. Did he go to Eton, by any chance? Having endured “one of the worst nights of my life”, Nadine innocently asked darts legend Eric Bristow about his politics. “I don’t vote for any of you, you’re all liars. I like Cameron though, he’s alright”. Bet Dave loved that.
And so, with the subtlety of a David Haye right hook, we approached the first bushtucker trial. “Nadine, it might be you”, Ant teased. Of course it was her. This evening the Member for Mid Bedfordshire will endure a Bug Burial with bikini-clad blonde Helen Flanagan. Nadine is a vote winner…
Nadine need to get a grip
God only knows what bugs are in her pants
Can’t wait for the young chap to face the burial ordeal.
How terrible for Helen to be buried with a bug like Nadine.
Who the fuck is she to give away her wages that she never earned?
Notice she’s not letting go of the £40k though
She should have her wages cut. If she is doing no work for the job she was employed to do, then why pay her anything? Money grubbing bytch. I despise the woman.
A reputed £40000 for three weeks’ ‘work’ is an obscenity. Two years wages for a hard up family, if you’re lucky enough to have a job.
Yes, its obscene. I’d need at least £450,000 in cash not to know what was on the telly
Down under? Yes please!
Get her sacked!
This woman is a bigot.
I see she is donating her parliamentary salary ( for the time she is away) to charity.
Thats taxpayers money that she is paid to be a MP that will go to charity because she is not turning up to do the job she was elected to!
We getting shafted here!
Thank you 8illy for that insight
She’s giving it to the Nadine Dorries Charity for Nadine Dorries to help fund Nadine Dorries.
We need a Refund
I wonder if they’ve got room for a few more down under.
Boden, Mitchell, Entwistle and Fatty Pang maybe?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/11/article-2231374-15F82B44000005DC-101_634x455.jpg
Ok the shallow bint has done what she came for, can she be put on a plane back home now as she serves no further useful purpose ?
Oi! I am the only delectable blond you should be thinking of!
Was Guido watching with a tissue in hand?
Is that a ‘happy tissue’ or a ‘sad tissue’
not until Hugo came on.
I was !
Can you really not tell the difference between Sally Bercow and this woman?
Never trust a man who wears a tank top and glasses.
Now that he’s got some time on his hands shouldn’t he now take the opportunity to give Pete a phone and get The Who back on he road again ?
…and votes labour.
Never trust anybody connected to the BBC, either.
Hugo Taylor went to Harrow. A simple Google search would have told you that. Shoddy journalism.
Shoddy jounalism? Quick, give the boss £450,000.
£450,000 for just 54 days work. Blimey at that rate I could make a small fortune for just a 3 min search on the internet !
Can I suggest that instead of looking for singers, the next series of “The Voice” should be to select the next DG of The BBC ?
I was shit in the job for 54 days and now I’m getting a £1.4m payout. Result!
The thing that still staggers me is that no one on Newsnight thought to even show Meesham a photo of McAlpine.
He had 20 years to look for one himself; McAlpine also had a very long period in which to sue those who have been passing his name around the internet in this context. Surprising inertia on both sides.
What I find curious is why the police showed the victim a photograph of Jimmie and told him that it was Alistair.
No doubt Alistair’s lawyers are on the case at this very moment.
Was it even Jimmie?
Enjoy!
Get her under the watrerfal-fast!
People complain about Nadine participating in I’m A Celebrity etc in a foreign land, whilst MP’s like Gordon Brown and David Miliband seem to think Westminster is the place where you utter that deathless phrase. Say what you like about Louise Mensch, but she DID decide not to keep drawing an MP salary for doing nothing; she was a celebrity, and she got herself the hell out of there.
Gordon facking “bankrupt the country selling the family gold at the bottom of the market no more boom and bust” Brown – don’t get me started!!
What is the impact of having an ex-BBC Journalist as the Information Commissioner. In relation to FOI requests to the BBC?
He was the Secretary to the Board of Governors during a relevant time. The ICO has a track record of ignoring complaints when the target is a government agency.
Not interested in Dorries at any level: could we talk about Hodge, perhaps?
Sam Johnson’s cat was Hodge.
If given a choice I would prefer tho see NAD as DG of the BBC rather than the Dimblebum or Pang.
Bush tukka…you mean like a dish of scouse.
Isn’t she supposed to do her job first before seeking fame and fortune?
I’m as snug as a bug in a Nad. Or does she have Nad cow disease?
I’m looking forward to seeing Nadine’s Bush. (and her tucker trial)