November 9th, 2012

Labour Let the Ket’ Out the Bag

Faced with an uninspiring candidate at the Corby by-election, Labour’s campaign manager Ian Austin – not a man well versed with the truth – hyped up the  mythical threat of closure to Kettering Hospital. When it was pointed out by the NHS that the hospital was in fact not going to close, the “Save the Hospital” spin campaign was heavily watered down. So, just how much does the Labour Party care about the hospital, and how much of it was guff from Austin?

Well today possible options to downgrade some services at the hospital was debated in Parliament. Just four Labour MPs bothered to turn up. One walked out half way through and the rest just sat on their phones. All hands on deck!


110 Comments

  1. 1
    Selohesra says:

    The fools up there will still vote Labour though

  2. 2
    Mike Hunt says:

    It’s betrayal of their class to vote for anyone apart the people’s party – full of public school educated non-entities who have never done a day’s work in their lives.

    Labour = Irony.

  3. 3
    Don't Mensch on it says:

    Well they were daft enough to vote for one of Dave’s A list chicks last time.

  4. 4
    Marmite says:

    Of course they’ll vote Labour. They’re not noted for their brains in Corby. They’re almost as bad as Stoke.

  5. 5
    Vote Nad to eat Anus says:

    I reckon Mad Nad will get more votes over the coming weeks than any MP has ever had.

  6. 6
    The savant2 says:

    For god ssake gweed this more boring than bbc parliament on a sunday afternoon

    Who the fuck cares

    I know its friday but jeez if you v got nothing better than this

    Let s all just watch the porn channels and masturbate

    Bye ….

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    In PMQs Cameron has never accepted any hospitals or even part of the hospitals are closing. Question is can we trust Cameron?

  8. 8
    Abbott top Twatter says:

    See that fat Bl@ck woman at the front?

    This is what she was doing during the debate and it had nowt to do with Corby.

    http://twitter.com/hackneyabbott

  9. 9
  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Marmite we note you for your brain.

  11. 11
    Tom Watson says:

    They care about as much for that hospital as I do about hacked phones and abused kids….not a lot.

  12. 12
    Marmite says:

    Tar anonymong! :)

  13. 13
    g'weedo p'eed'o says:

    yea, soz. too busy sucking some sweaty n.onc.e’s knob.

  14. 14
    Ed learns how to Cut says:

  15. 15
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    The great and the good of the labour party are all there, surely you can see them too :)

  16. 16
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    What a plonker !

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Yes, we also use these scare tactics about mythical closures. Kingston Hospital’s A&E and Maternity Wards were NEVER under any real threat of closure.

    Be assured, we won’t hesitate to deploy the same dirty tactics again in 2015.

  19. 19
    Bryn Estyn says:

    He’s yer next Prime Minister

  20. 20
    Marmite says:

    + millions.

  21. 21
    Marmite says:

    My reply was for Red Egg, BTW.

  22. 22
    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    The daft cow is still moist from her ‘Boyfriend’ winning the American thing the other day going by the passion of her Twitting there.
    You’d vote for a showroom dummy with it’s head missing before you voted for any of that shower of opportunistic gainsayers any more surely?

  23. 23
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    errrrrr does this mean the very same people who voted for Mongo mensch were also fools !!!!!

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    I really wanted to attend an NHS rally but I had an invitation to lunch with a millionaire owner of a rugby club.

  25. 25
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Murdoch likes them young doesnt he !!!!!!…LOL

  26. 26
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    This was a cast-iron promise – be very afraid

  27. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    All the best David

  28. 28
    Ed Milliband says:

    I’ll have a pork free sausage for me,a beef free burger for Mr Singh and a veggy kebab for baldy.

  29. 29
    Ed Millibland says:

    This burgers belief, I demand a judge led award

  30. 30
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Posh Commie boy, doesn’t know the price of stewing steak

  31. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    ..I’m looking for some faggots….

  32. 32
    SAS's GP says:

    Time for your meds.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Is your A&E getting the chop? Secret report reveals lives will be at risk in sweeping plans to close 25 casualty units

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2207274/A-E-closures-Secret-report-reveals-lives-risk-sweeping-plans-close-25-casualty-units.html#ixzz2BjuEsi00
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  34. 34
    None of the above says:

    + brains

  35. 35
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Tom Watson, HOC Coward.

  36. 36
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Really lovin the coordinated push back regarding Tory pae*dos from Tory HQ

    Press the panic button….LOL

  37. 37
    Egg Millibland says:

    These poor Brave Butchers

  38. 38
    Tom Watson says:

    Please tell,I was following a lead about Rupert sharing a bed with hundreds of kids.
    Turned out it was a toy bear,never mind I’ll find something.

  39. 39
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Bwahahahahahahaha !!

  40. 40
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    errrrrr two weeks to late !!!!!

  41. 41
    The Public says:

    Are you Moussa Fitz-Watson, or Watson Fitz-Moussa?

  42. 42
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    No. It means that in 2010, the electorate was so pissed off with Labour that the socialist sheep in the town stayed at home giving the conservatives in the rural areas a free run. This time the rurals are pissed off with CMD and will sty at home. Plus la change, as they say in France’s 7th largest city by population.

  43. 43
    Steve Miliband says:

    Next Ed Balls will be demanding the fuel duty rise he introduced for 2013 to be held. Oh wait….

  44. 44
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Stay.

  45. 45
    Leo Brittanica says:

    Well, bugger me!

  46. 46
    Tom Watson says:

    Credit where’s it’s due it was me started the push back because the BBC were in the shit.
    Going well if I don’t say so myself.

  47. 47
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

  48. 48
    The Public says:

    Looking forward to the new book Tom ‘Dial P for Peedo’

  49. 49
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Has Andy Sawford the credentials to become a labour MP?
    He will need the following attributes,
    Liar
    Hypocrite
    Deny the labour defecit
    Have no memory of the years between 1997 and 2010
    Fiddle expenses
    Swap houses with another labour MP
    Shout in the commons
    Say that cuts need to be made but state none

  50. 50
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Thats you problem neo nut. The price of stewing steak HAS rocketed.

  51. 51
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Dial W for wanker watson.

  52. 52
    Sir WW says:

    For one moment I thought you meant that Mr Austin was back on ketamine, which would of course be impossible.

  53. 53
    The Libor party says:

    Kettering Hospital is NOT like Kingston Hospital. Honest ! They’re gonna close it !! Honest, honest, honest !!!!

  54. 54
    Sir WW says:

    What does Ed know about Parochial Church Council elections?

  55. 55
    Latest News says:

    A security guard is reported to have shot and killed himself inside the Swedish prime minister’s residence. Police have not yet given many details about the incident at the Sager Palace in Stockholm, but said “there are no signs of any crime”. Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt was not in the building at the time, a government spokesperson said.

  56. 56
    None of the above says:

    Dial N for Nonce

  57. 57
    Tom Watson says:

    ‘Tom Watson,the man,the MP,the BBC sponsored attack dog’

    Guardian: Bravo ***** stars
    Independent:Bravo ***** stars
    The Mirror:Fooking grate ****** stars

  58. 58
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Stay. Down, Shep, down.

    Come by, come by.

  59. 59
    Arthur Atkinson says:

    I say, madam, do you like Kettering?

  60. 60
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    How does poor old Iain Dale ( close mate of Borisido Boriswkes )feel about Call me Dave conflating homosexuality and child abuse. He must be furious.

  61. 61
    Fred says:

    Labour are a bunch of lying leftist/liberal scumbag traitors and the Tories are no better with the exception of one or two decent MPs like Phil Hollobone.

  62. 62
    Lou Costello says:

    She has form for Tweeting at inappropriate moments:

    http://order-order.com/2011/11/11/abbotts-poll-priorities/

    H-e-e-e-y-y, Abbott! Poppy Day is Sunday– got anything planned THIS year?

  63. 63
    Ed Balls says:

    So what?

  64. 64
    Glenn Miliband says:

    Have you heard the good news – wunashun!

  65. 65
    Ed Balls says:

    LOL a bit like me confusing stroking with kicking a dog to death

  66. 66
    Gonk II says:

    You’re such a creature Moussa. Push back, push back. You daft fucker.

  67. 67
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Mongo Murdochs wife is 33 years his junior. Dirty b*astard

  68. 68
    Puddled fuckwit says:

    I trust Mr Cameron. He said we would have a referendum on Europe and we did. He said he would slash third world immigration from over 600,000 a year to less than 100,000 and he did.

    Oh sorry he hasn’t done either of those things. but I still trust him.

  69. 69
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Swede commits suicide shock.

  70. 70
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    I don’t know, I have never been kettered.

  71. 71
    None of the above says:

    You posted some similar message when you were trading as SAS-SNOT, although the last one was in very bad taste if you remember, even for a piss soaked bed wetter.
    So just mind how excited you get eh?

  72. 72
    Diane says:

    It’s all whiteys fault!

  73. 73
    Ed's rabbi says:

    Was it a kosher butcher?

  74. 74
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    It’s a fact, Daybreak Dave, took a break from his usual TV slot, to appear on This Morning.

    During the interview HE linked homose*xuality directly to pae*dophilia.

    Iain Dale is a very close friend of Borisido Boriswkes, I’d say they are incandescent with rage over this comment…Or they should be.

    …But alas not….keep on apologising for this useless twat of a man.

  75. 75
    The History man says:

    I don’t know how many local A&E’s were closed under the Labour party when the country still had a lot of money but I know mine (Burnley) was closed. Fucking hypocrites strike again.

  76. 76
    Egg Millibland says:

    Doesn’t anyone think of the poor brave brave butchers?

  77. 77
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Got it …. thanks.

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    I missed the bus otherwise I would have been there.

  79. 79
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    I see Lord MacWankStain has come out all guns ablazin.

    But

    MP
    PL and
    LB

    are still silent !!!!!!!!!

  80. 80
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I’m looking forward to Watson’s biography, “Dial 999– There’s A Nutter Loose!”

  81. 81
    The History man says:

    Guido has another open goal against Twatson over Tory peedo claims.

  82. 82
    Gordon Brown says:

    You missed Charles Lynton

  83. 83
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    When The Witch commented that every cabinet “needs a willie”…she either knew more about what was going on, or she was just plain stupid.

  84. 84
    He is on top of it. says:

    The total number of immigration and asylum cases which have not been processed by the UK Border Agency now stands at more than 300,000 – the equivalent of a city the size of Sunderland – or the entire population of Iceland, the Home Affairs Committee said.

    And it has also emerged that the UK Border Agency is set to grant an ‘amnesty’ to some 80,000 migrants as it struggles with a spiralling backlog of immigration cases.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2230094/Border-chiefs-accused-camouflaging-true-scale-immigration-backlog-spiralling-control.html#ixzz2Bk2WL4w7
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  85. 85
    The History man says:

    Tom Watson “I knew he was a wrong’un. His eyes were too close together”.

    What’s the difference between Captain Mainwaring and Tom Watson?

  86. 86
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    No you are just being silly

  87. 87
    The History man says:

    What was the age difference between Prescott and the secretary he was sexually abusing?

  88. 88
    The History man says:

    And you are being a twat.

  89. 89
    The History man says:

    Or as it now turns out, she didn’t know what was not going on.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    LD, after next general election they want to govern this country with Labour.

    Problem is, Labour voted against all most all of this government’s programme and if there is money want to reverse it all. So if LD is let into govern this country with Labour, LD will reverse everything that is being implemented now.

    Only thing LD seems to want is the trappings of government.

  91. 91
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Hypocrisy and mendacity. It’s in Libor’s D-N-A.

  92. 92
    Gonk II says:

    I think they should have known what wasn’t going on. And failing that had a pretty good idea that nothing was going on.

  93. 93
    Bryn Estyn says:

    It sure does

  94. 94
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    I feel sick

  95. 95
    Sweeney, The says:

    Kosher bacon?

  96. 96
    dunstall says:

    And have a relative who was once a Laboour MP intends to employ close member of family on staff and is thick as s7IT Thats it then

  97. 97
    Sweeney, The says:

    Aptly put Greg

  98. 98
    dunstall says:

    Dont hold back Greg!

  99. 99
    NHS patients given Death Row drug says:

    I wish they’d take up the scandal of palliative sedation and witholding fluids and food under the Liverpool Care Pathway instead.

    what some in the palliative care world refer to this as “slow euthanasia or terminal sedation”, suggesting that patients’ lives are shortened by this practice.

  100. 100
    They're All Liars says:

    Hollobone is just as hypocritical as the rest of them. All in favour of cuts until it’s the hospital in his constituency.

    There’s always ‘special circumstances’ that mean they shouldn’t happen there.

    Where were the other Northamptonshire Tories? Nowhere to be seen, because they don’t really give a fuck.

  101. 101
    Obama Beach says:

    The fat shit obviously didn’t lose too many relatives in the World Wars who fought to keep the nation free so that she can stuff that mingelike cakehole of hers.

  102. 102
    keredybretsa says:

    Exactly, you hit the head on the nail!!!

  103. 103
    Phil says:

    Labour = Opportunistic shits
    When I think of the sheer numbers of voters who blindly cast their votes in a cause championed by a clique who do not give a flying fxxx for any of them as long as Labour can get back to the trough I honestly could weep.

  104. 104
    2112 says:

    So was mine (Kidderminster); after our newly-elected Labour MP, David Locke, was voted in in 1997 after standing on a “Save Kidderminster Hospital” ticket!
    Fortunately the duplitious tosser was made to pay at the following election.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Marmite. Fuck off you stereotypical right wing twat

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    You are both ignorant wankers.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Oh yes. The racially intolerant hollobone. Get a grip you sad bastards

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t agree more. If it wasn’t for the campaign by andy sawford hollobone would have ducked his head and let this sail by him.

  109. 109
    Ehtch says:

    Like the way fools call people fools from somewhere else and are not saying what part of the country they are a fool from. Quite foolish I think.

    The ulimate of village idioticness. Bet he has a brother/sister that has special needs, due to his father’s cousin being his mother.

  110. 110
    Ehtch says:

    Bit like blue bloodedCameron and Sam, I suppose. Interiwided several times over cousins they are.


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