November 8th, 2012

WATCH: Redacted Video of Schofield Alleged Paedo Blunder

Guido has reduced the quality of the This Morning clip, but you could clearly see Philip Schofield revealing the  names of alleged Tory paedophiles on the back of the card that he handed to the Prime Minister.

Hope ITV have got a good lawyer…


  1. 1
    Silent Bob says:


    • 10
      White Feathered says:

      So fearless blogger Guido Fawkes is shit scared of Barry.

      • 22
        Simon says:

        Guido in Peado Cover Up !

        Headline for the Mail 2moro.

        • 72
          Sam from Witney says:

          Guido, is my ‘Butch’ Dave actually a raging fag and probable blackmailed nonce and traitior to his country, like OBumboy, Miranda Blair, Cape-Cod Brown, Morning-Cloud Heath… ?

          • Anonymous says:

            If they aren’t named they might escape. Already they might have left the country.

          • Anonymous says:

            How is your next door chap?

          • Anonymous says:

            I cannot understand why Cameron is so protective. I think they should be named.

          • Anonymous says:

            When it was the dirty old man who worked for BBC, even Cameron named him and had a go.

            Now Cameron wants Dirty Old Tories, protected why? He is getting upset and he wants time for the police to do there job. What did police do all these years?

            Even most ordinary decent police officers are furious that they weren’t allowed to do their jobs years ago.

          • Bob Hope 1 says:

            These are dangerous people.
            Why do you think they can operate in plain sight and not get punished.

          • Anonymous says:

            they are dangerous.
            shouldn’t think so.
            they are petrified.
            stay calm.
            plod on.

          • We're all in this together says:

        • 139
          Lord Wayne of Names says:

          Could some one post the names? Place an X between some of the letters. Then people wont know unless they know that they must remove the X

          For example


      • 33
        Anonymous says:

        Gay? except one others have wife. ITV doesn’t need lawyers, public will support ITV and take care of the problem.

        There is nothing wrong with gay, straight or bi as long as they do with consenting (age at that time) adults.

        • 71
          Anonymous says:

          If the 16 year old wasn’t forced in any way, given money, offered job, etc.

          I agree your view about someone trying with someone else who is old enough to be once son or grande son.

        • 86

          Or a 16 year old boy to shag a vulnerable 50 year old man?

          I think you have to define the terms according to the individuals involved – this form of “one size fits all” (pun intended) is only useful to bigots, the filth and tabloid editors.

        • 91
          Handycock says:

          I likes ‘em young. Boaz.

          • Handsome Dave says:

            I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Boris will confirm it, that when young boys first go to Eton they are b*ggered senseless by the older boys. Technically this could be called paedophilia and is of course illegal, but it didn’t do us any harm at all.


          • Old very poor Brit says:

            Crack me they do I mean they do in my Crack …

            Anyway seriously found out it’s legal at 13 in Spain tell em all to move …

            Ow Holiday home in Spain Yacht parked up there r just twigged :)

            Cross reference … click

            That List is now everyone’s common sense to see who is who

        • 133
          Anonymous says:


          the former is chocolate.
          pea … is energy. for life. peapod.
          it appears those who fear life. get life from the pea in pod, young children. Those who say do, like nike …. i say Just don’t do it.

        • 169
          What a difference a day makes. says:

          One day under 16 or exactly 16. What is the difference?

          Why do you think there is nothing wrong with an old man rogering a confused and vulnerable young boy?

          • Anonymous says:

            Just because its the law. Morally it will be wrong for me but morally what is acceptable is different to different people.

          • Anonymous says:

            Some years ago it was 21 now reduces to 16. It seems these monsters didn’t even leave 7 year olds and some kids ended up in emergency when these monsters finished with them.

            There is story going that even when police arrested these monsters police weren’t allowed to charge them.

            There had been cover up in the past, so these people should be named. There is a good chance some innocent people are named as well but unless the process become open and transparent people will not believe them.

          • Exactly the point, really. Either it’s one rule for all or it’s not.

            What about a 16 year old boy, the day before his 17th birthday raping a 50 year old man with the IQ of a 3 year old?

            Using your stupid logic, “What a difference a day makes” (Why do you think there is nothing wrong with an old man rogering a confused and vulnerable young boy?) Why do YOU think it’s right for a person of consenting age to roger a confused and vulnerable brain damaged man?

            As I ponted out CLEARLY at the start, I think you have to define the terms according to the individuals involved .

            I wasn’t innocent at 12-13, I sure as hell wasn’t at 15-16, that’s for sure, but I know kids of 17-18 who are! THAT’s where judgement comes into this debate.

        • 286
          Andrew Neil says:

          Michael, your moment of the week?

      • 98
        Roger The cabin Boy says:

        It seems Fearless Guide is So shit scared of the establishment he sucks up to, that he dare not leave post alone. Fortunately, some of us with balls have our own blog!

        • 245
          XXX says:

          No, if Guido was brave and published the names he would never get a look in on a safe Tory seat, he was a bit quiet over those RC priests

    • 23
      suissebob says:

      You can watch it on ITV+1 right now!

      • 32
        W.W. says:

        No thanks, one 28 second clip of This Morning in a year is more than enough.

        Well I did a three minute search on the internet and it seems aliens do exist and are among us.

        And I also discovered in less than three minutes that it was the CIA that fired missiles at the WTC, then hijacked the planes that where supposed to have crashed and killed everyone on board.


        • 46
          David Icke says:

          Told ya

          • Anonymous says:

            You most certainly did … shame that not many listened at first .. but better late then never !

        • 50
          Anonymous says:

          So what is in your view of covering this up? It seems this is what you want.

          • W.W. says:

            My view is something has clearly gone on and been covered up and wants investigating.

            I would hope the investigation and any future court cases have more reliable evidence than a three minute search of the internet.

            Also it is not Camerons job to speak with these people, it is the police’s.

            my point was that to harang the PM because of names on the internet is not exactly fair, as there is all kinds of rubbish out there.

            I have seen the some of the stuff regarding this, how much of it is true I don’t know, but if half of it is then it it’s frightening.

            But that is the word ‘if’ it might all be true, or it might be half, or less, it is the police’s job to find out not the PM and certainly not a tw@t like Schofield.

            Can we rely on the police? Well that is the PM’s job to ensure we can.


        • 77
          Hasbara says:

          W.W., return to base, your oy-vey koshering is too transparent to the goy plebs.

      • 45
        Anonymous says:

        Watch youtube it is more interesting.

    • 56
      Gaydar Failure says:

      So, they are ALL gayers then.

      • 64
        bumboys and nonces says:

        Heterosexuality is for the little people.

        • 70
          Thatcher says:

          Quite right! Leave my friend Lord Alpine alone! So what he buggered lots of care home boys? He raised £20m for our party. Toot toot!

        • 232
          Anonymous says:

          issue is one of boundaries and keeping one away from mis.deeds.
          The other side of the coin is child protection, where is the mother, the extended family, society. Our sexuality reveals our lack of self control, our moral and hence spiritual flaws.

          • You conflate sexuality with self control as if the two are interdependent upon each other. Is it not OK to lose self control with you lover, and for them to lose theirs, to your mutual sexual pleasure?
            Our sexuality reveals nothing but our sexuality – I guess you still think that a mans cock size can be guessed by his shoe size. Our “spirituality” is a debatable irrelevance, and again has nothing to do with self control.
            Morality changes over time, and has nothing to do with our sexuality, and a hell of a lot to do with societal mores and taboos.

            Do MOVE ON, F F S!

          • rum,sodomy&thelash says:

            we are discussing children who were in care homes. they did not have mothers to protect them or extended family.

            ‘Society’? There is no such thing as society……just ‘car homes’ / borstals for the ‘Scum’.

            ‘Our sexuality reveals our moral and hence spiritual flaws’. Thanks for sharing that ‘Though For the Day’. We must now look to our spiritual leaders to guide us through this crisis.

    • 141
      We're all in this together says:

    • 228
      Anonymous says:

      Its ok to name alledged pop-star pedoes but not Tory mp pedoes

      • 254
        Big Dave says:

        Why did all this have to happen on my watch, what shall I do, if I push for big inquiry the grandees will have my guts for garters, if I try to bluff it out, the other lot will not it rest. Oh God, why did it have to come to light on my watch?

        • 273
          bumboys and nonces says:

          Dave, you’re just not a very lucky bloke.

          However, being thick as pig shit doesn’t help you.

    • 290
      Anonymous says:

      Thats Phillips career up the swanee, what was he thinking ?

  2. 2
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Re-open “Operation Ore”.

  3. 3
    Mind your own... says:

    It seems like the PM was particularly unnerved by that…

  4. 4
    Nan Taylor says:

    Oh, dear! Mr Tickel, anyone?

  5. 5

    Fuck it Guido it,s time to get this out in the open,reveal the names in the public interest,this shit has gone on too long,or it will just go #backunderthecarpet

    • 8
      Anonymous says:

      Exactly! Now is your chance, who else will do it?

    • 15
      Bias says:

      It’s because most of these nonces were protected by the Thatcher government. And any friend of Thatcher, nonce or not, is all right by Guido.

    • 42
      Dick Scratcher says:

      Agreed. GF you are too cautious on this. Thought your hosting / companies etc were all hidden overseas?

      Forget the OBE mate.

    • 210
      Charles Miranda Lynton says:

      Well one is an ex Minister who went over to EUland.

      Another has retired and makes programmes for the BBC about train journeys. Certain Labour Party members have held dirt on him for ten years and were hoping to use it if he became leader.

      Any filth known to Labour finds its way to Watson

      • 249
        Anonymous says:

        think cold war. eveyone knows everything. there are no secrets, except the veil over the public eye. and that is getting thinner. The thinner the veil, the more relaxed we will be, the less we will run around to get what we want, all we need to do is to protect oursleves from that which does not nourish. So nourish and rejoice.

      • 304
        Mick Portaloo says:

        I wondered if you allow links to other sites and I could not find a good place to ask. i do hope this is a good place.

  6. 6
    jeffjinx says:

    Reduced quality? Or re-framed?

  7. 7

    Why do you need to redact it? It’s already out their broadcast on Terrestrial TV, no?

  8. 9
    Hari says:

    I see no point it being hidden. It has been on national TV.

    Hiding this information is the same as all the old BBC cronies saying ‘oh I knew about Jimmy, but I decided not to say anything’

    You cannot call for others to be open with this information then be scared of it yourself.

  9. 11
    BBC says:

    Coming Soon

    “Witch Hunt for the Gay”

    • 68
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Which is a little like saying, We had better be very careful, when we go after thieving bastards like MacShane, that we don’t somehow turn it into a witch hunt against people who are frankly not very good doing their sums and innocently overclaim. What the hell kind of logic would that be? “Oh, let’s not look into and report on indiscretions by gay Ministers and MP’s lest it be thought to be homophobia– even if they are on a dating site in their pants, or they fiddle their living expenses to conceal the identity, nay, even existence of a boyfriend.”

      Cameltoe is, by his statement, conflating homosexuality and sexual attraction to children, which, although there is a certain overlap on the old Venn diagram, is dangerous ground to tread, as most gays, who are NOT attracted to the underaged, should take offence at such a suggestion– and this doesn’t account for the Jimmy Savile kind of child-chasing, does it?

      • 83
        Max Clifford says:


      • 140
        ÁC1 says:

        Er is that, “Lots of gays are p43dophiles, get over it”?

        • 203
          Tay King-dePisse says:

          No, that’s more like, there’s poofs and there’s kiddie fiddlers, and only sometimes (and not so often as you’d be led to believe by some out there) do the twain meet. The percentage of those gays who are p-do’s is probably not all that different to the number of heterosexuals who are. And as we discover in places up North, the majority of p-do activity is male-on-female. For Cameltoe to say, let’s not go after people because they might just be poofs and not p-doe’s, is to say that, in the public’s mind the two are connected, and I, as Prime Minister, will do nothing to disabuse (pardon the expression) them of this misnomer. To paraphrase a famous lezzer, a p-doe is a p-doe is a p-doe whether the object of desire is same- or opposite-sex (or both). It’s got sweet fanny adams (p.t.e.) to do with people who are attracted only to adults, of whichever gender.

          • ÁC1 says:

            >The percentage of those gays who are p-do’s is probably not all that different to the number of heterosexuals who are

            Actually that’s not true.

          • Anonymous says:

            I think you’ll find an extraordinarily high percentage of child rapists are males raping boys – far more than the 3-10% quoted as being gay in the general population.

  10. 13
    chris1943 says:

    There’s a list of over 25 Labour ones already convicted. Has Halfwit Scholfield now scuppered all chances of getting a conviction assuming the allegations are true? Stupid git should get back on children’s tv – oh wait a minute……

  11. 15
    Frank says:

    What a non story. The ‘list’ was obtained from an Internet search of rumours, this is ‘information’ that is already out

  12. 18
    Liquid says:

    If the clip is genuine and not digitally altered, notice when schofield lifts the card it is FACE UP and upsidedown to S whilst the right way up for Cameron and in large enough letters for him to read. No wonder he was sweating.

  13. 19
    blub says:

    Well done Mr Schofield.

    • 29
      Call me dave says:

      “Only five?????”

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        It's all the fault of the baby eating tories from W.W.1 onwards! says:

        Why, all of a sudden, is everything David Cameron’s fault?

        I can’t remember any of this shyte cropping up in Labour’s 13 years of terror.

        Have Labour’s tentacles reached everywhere?

        I have never known such shyte spouted by the media (BBC & Mail being the main culprits).

        We all know Murdoch’s Mail has a real axe to grind, and as for the BBC……..!!

        Until anything is proved, stop being judge & jury. I really hope none of you jackals ever face an accusation, and are then tried by the media.

        • 52
          None of the above says:

          Agreed, but what is his fault is his ineptitude and lack of anything approaching the description of a spine.

        • 74
          Cab Calloway says:

          Murdoch’s Mail?

        • 163
          blub says:

          “Why, all of a sudden, is everything David Cameron’s fault?”

          1) Initially a cynical distraction from the PBC
          2) Unbeknownst to the public Camron was sitting on a fecking enormous can of unbelievably evil worms.

  14. 20
    Attila the Huhne says:

    Apparently Philip Schofield is Britain’s leading detective. Three minutes on t’Internet.

    • 41
      Little Dorries says:

      You know, I know, everyone knows that he never went on t internet. He was given the list from a researcher for the show.

      But why is Dave doing tacky day time telly? It’s what Gordon did when he realised his political career was in trouble.

      • 53
        bumboys and nonces says:

        I think that you may have answered your own question.

      • 109
        Osama the Nazarene says:

        You’ve answered your own question Dorrit.

      • 195
        Mike Hunt says:

        He was actually on to talk about alzheimers disease – which is I think quite a serious issue. He then gets ambushed in a tacky stunt.

        Who comes out of this well?

  15. 21
    Call me Dave says:

    I must admit my chocolate starfish was twitching rather a lot, when that bugger Schofield made his move.

    I think I’ll just have him disappeared.

    • 202
      Mike Hunt says:

      That’s Tony and Alistair’s trick.
      A short walk in the woods and all that.

      • 274
        John Sawers KCMG says:

        I think you will find that PM Cameron is quite comfortable with ultimate solutions. After all our SIS code boy prodigy ended up in the bath for his operational indiscretions…

  16. 25
    suissebob says:

    Have Sky + it.

    Shame I don’t have a twatter or youtube account anymore!

  17. 26
    Lord Grantham says:

    Nonsense! If I’d had a fit every time some boy at Eton tried to kiss me……!

  18. 27
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    David Cameron has no pubes.

  19. 28
    William says:

    Interesting that Dave us concerned that they are all homosexuals and this will give homosexuals a bad press.

  20. 31
    mikis says:

    Why did Schofield give the list to Cameron and not the Police? What’s Cameron supposed to do with it? If ITV have any evidence, they owe it to the public to give it to the Police rather than flinging mud. Schofield should be ashamed of himself.

    • 36
      None of the above says:

      A list off the t’internet is hardly going to get plod of their fat arses

    • 79
      Fitbad the Tailor says:

      Schofield trying to appear like Paxman. He needs to distance himself from the girl friend and get off the sofa if he wants to be taken as a serious interviewer.

    • 204
      Mike Hunt says:

      Because it was just a stunt to increase their ratings and get more advertisers to pay to hawk their wares on that TV show.

  21. 34
    None of the above says:

    All good fun. However lets not forget about all the other ones, especially the Leveson wielding celebs. Out the lot of them I say

  22. 37
    It's all the fault of the baby eating Tories, from W. says:

    Why, all of a sudden, is everything David Cameron’s fault?

    I can’t remember any of this shyte cropping up in Labour’s 13 years of terror.

    Have Labour’s tentacles reached everywhere?

    I have never known such shyte spouted by the media (BBC & Mail being the main culprits).

    We all know Murdoch’s Mail has a real axe to grind, and as for the BBC……..!!

    Until anything is proved, stop being judge & jury. I really hope none of you jackals ever face an accusation, and are then tried by the media.

    • 47
      bumboys and nonces says:

      “Murdoch’s Mail”?

      You’d be safer back in North Wales.

    • 55
      Anonymous says:

      every single politician, senior police and military official, actor, presenter, government official, charity CEO, and more are guilty until proven innocent, the law is now on its head. This is what the FUCKS have done

      • 220
        Ezekiel 25:17 says:

        You’d be more accurate to assume that every single politician, senior police and military official and celebrity is a lying, thieving reprobate than to assume it’s just a shameful minority.

  23. 40
    Cwis Bwyant says:

    Gays should be given more rights and protection than straight people.

  24. 49
    The Moderator says:

    Open comment to “kebab” in advance of tomorrows caption competitiion

    “Your entry has been received and the winner will be notified shortly via email.

    Only one entry per user allowed per competition”.

    • 57
      Kebab are legion says:

      I will simply use multiple Kebab monikers

      Chicken Kebab
      Chicken Tikka Kebab
      Lamb Kebab
      Mixed Kebab
      Shami Kebab
      Sheek Kebab
      (none exhaustive)

      PS – First

  25. 51
    Taxfodder says:

    Obviously poor old Dave does not know the difference between a poo pusher and/or a kiddie fiddler.

    I’m all for a energetic witch hunt on kiddle fiddlers, and as for Gays…they can fiddle with each other as much as they like as long as they are buggering those over the age of consent and more importantly… i’m not paying for it!

    • 150
      ÁC1 says:

      Actually those with abnormal sexual impulses such as gays ARE much more likely to also fixate on children.

      • 217

        “Gay” is hardly an abnormal sexual impulse by bloody definition – there are too many examples of homosexuality in every breed of animal for it to be Ab-normal.

        Anal sex, even among heterosexuals is not exactly unknown, and indeed, often enjoyed by both parties.

        What consenting adults, consent to who, putting whatever, where, is no ones’ damned business, other than them.

        Move on, ffs, and get over the consensual sex thing, it’s really, REALLY old.

        • 235
          ÁC1 says:

          Normal in this case means the one that will produce kids.

          It’s one of those things that’s not (widely) mentioned, but is known.

          • So, using that brilliant logic – no heterosexual oral sex from Mrs AC1 for you then? No swallowing, non splashing out generously on the one YOU love (desire, lust after, whatever) No slow on off the wrist from her while driving back home? No knocking one out during the free bit of Babestation/ Loose Women/One Man and his Dog/ PMQ’s…?

            If you want to have a narrow definition of what YOU find acceptable, that’s fine, but it won’t be for all. I like other stuff as well, thanks.

          • Taxfodder says:

            Sex organs are designed for procreational matters and pissing with…

            Any use other than this is abnormal use, no matter what!

            For instance stirring your tea with you knob is not normal use, just because you can, don’t have a spoon or think it tastes better that way.

            Live with it nobody cares…..

          • bumboys and nonces says:

            Not advisable if you like it hot and strong.

          • Mick Portaloo says:

            It would wash the poo from your Knob if your a conser… I mean if you like sticking your knob in a bum hole then your tea but why spoil a nice cup of char .. do the char lady I say .. er if she is over 16 in the UK 15 in France 13 in Spain, 14 in Bosinia, Germany. Dam need a map now then now then.

  26. 54
    Kebab Time says:
    • 63
      None of the above says:

      Colour me fucking confused – to quote

      ‘Rather than finding her guilty, jurors have to decide whether Moran did commit the acts alleged in the charges, and whether they amount to the offences with which she is charged.’

      Sooo if they decide she did commit the acts isn’t that GUILTY?

      • 103
        Aydodge E. Scheisster QC says:

        Not if she’s “not in her right mind” (Yeah, sure, I know…). You can have a fact-finding in which it is determined that she did in fact do the act in question, but that she’s not “guilty,” by reason of insanity, i.e., she ought not be imprisoned for it. What happens is, if she has attachable assets, she can be sued to recover the 53K, and the finding of fact in the criminal case can be introduced as evidence in the civil case. A civil case would be more a strict-liability finding, i.e., whether she meant to do it, or why, is not relevant– just give us the money back, Maggie, and we’ll call it square, is what would seem to be the point of this exercise going forth, unless I’ve missed my guess. It’s obviously going to cost them a lot more than 53K to get that money back, but you want justice to be seen to be done; just because you’re a nutter, you don’t get to still keep the dosh.

        • 153
          ÁC1 says:

          >“not in her right mind”

          Well she’s a Labour supporting feminist. 100% proof of the above.

      • 166
        con concon con con con says:

        For £100 I will say that you’re not fit to plead.

  27. 59
    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    The parliamentary standards watchdog was primed to start an inquiry into Nadine Dorries today, after it received a complaint about her decision to appear on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

    The complaint was made yesterday, but the commissioner has not yet made a decision as to whether to launch an inquiry.

    Dorries was suspended from the Tory party for going on the month-long programme, during which she will miss important Commons votes but still pick up her MPs’ salary.

    But an inquiry in to her decisions would raise question about another high-profile Labour MP who rarely attends the Commons – David Cameron..

  28. 60
    Holly's Willoughbys says:

    Funniest moment ever on This Morning.

  29. 61
    Dick Scratcher says:

    I am sure…I can just about…make out Holly’s nips. Nice.

  30. 62
    Two reasons to watch This Morning says:

  31. 65
    Matthew Wright (Towering Intellect) says:

    Can I have the list please?

  32. 67
    Sparkler says:

    I’d have thought Schofield must know the BBC employees involved over the years then, but would need a much bigger card.

  33. 69
    M. Irvin says:

    Well, well, done ITV. One of the named has threatened “I will sue ” since the 1960s now let him and others do just that, if he dares. I do not believe that this Government would have given justice to the victims of these crimes.

  34. 73
    Hack says:

    I passed a certain bald Yorkshireman this morning in the precincts of Westminster. He seemed to be in rather a hurry, was sweating profusely, and seemed to be in a state of distress.

    What must be worrying the poor lamb?

  35. 75
    Not surprised says:

    My comments appear to have been redacted too! Being gay might not be everyone’s cup of tea but it doesn’t make you a paedophile!

  36. 78

    Let me get this straight: the country’s leading crime fighters are now Hugh Grant and Phillip Schofield, the country’s greatest villain is Jimmy Savile. what’s in Cameron’s ministerial box, fucking kryptonite?

  37. 80
    Chuka Umunna on tonight's Question Time says:

    Just like Mark Oaten’s mouth, I’m full of shit.

  38. 82
    Lord Ali Stare Mac Alpine says:

    I’m freee!

  39. 85
    Miranda says:

    I’m fed-up no-one is mentioning me. At this rate even Brunn is going to be outed before I am, headline grabbing bag o’sh*te!

    • 113
      Neil Kinnockio says:

      Maybe Mandy will finally reveal the photo of McBrown riding a rocking horse, dressed in a nappy and sucking a toffee apple?

  40. 87
    Anonymous says:

    So is there a clip of the full footage where the names are visible?

  41. 89
    I don't need no doctor says:

    So Schofield is conducting trial by television? What next lynchings?

  42. 99
    this septic pile says:

    the pm is surely well qualified to deal properly with this sort of thing –

    his background is in PR -

    to medics and others who have had a proper job that stands for PER RECTUM

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  44. 104
    Stuart says:

    No one is suggesting any kind of witch hunt, what a goon

  45. 110
    Just asking says:

    Can I ask a question?

    Go back to the Ryan Giggs superinjunction. It was widely known that there was a superinjunction in place from a famous footballer, but few knew who.

    If a newspaper decided to run, in one edition, a series of articles relating to Giggs’ career, not mentioning the injunction in any way, would they be guilty of contempt of court?

  46. 111
    Jimmy says:

    And the nominations are….

  47. 114
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    This sort of disgusting behaviour would not happen on my watch !

  48. 115
    gutless says:

    Fearless ‘’

    hahahahahahahaha, my fucking arse

  49. 116
    tom twatson says:

    There you go BBC – you owe me one

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    Ehtch says:

    Five names are the ones doing the gossip round the village water pump, that I have noticed. One has been mention on C4 news the other night, a certain Lord that has shocking accusations, and three others, but as Cameron says, those three could be due to hysteria.

    But what about the rest of the other thirty from other parts of life that names were taken off the list in the Bryn Estyn enquiry? Some very senior establishment figures of the time, it is said.

  52. 129
    Ehtch says:

    …make that seven then… backs to the wall lads!

  53. 131
    Gordon the Gopher says:

    Hope Schofield gets what’s coming to him. He was always groping me on air in front of millions of kids and noone did anything. Then he lands a job with Holly Willyboobs and leaves me in care. Ruthless beastialitist (is that a word, I’m only a puppet in this long game)

  54. 137
    Chick Ken says:

    And you called me a Chicken !!!

  55. 138
    Max has the evidence says:

    Alan Clark, great conservative hetero shagger, was also interfering with girls of fourteen according to Max Hastings. The accusation is at 1.30.

  56. 145
    nellnewman says:

    It is one thing for TomWatson to name names under privelege in HoC if he thinks no-one is going to do anything about all of this. But even he has desisted whilst he waits the outcome of Inquiries etc.

    But philip is a twit to start waving pieces of paper with names on in front of a camera. I can’t help saying I think it’s probably a sackable offence. And ITV will be horrified if they now get hit by libel claims that could cost them £millions. Where was his brain??!!

    • 173
      I don't need no doctor says:

      It has to be deliberate, why was the writing on the card so big?
      If that was a tory minister showing off names on a file the media would be all over him to resign. Schofield should resign.
      What if the names are not guilty? Does the This Morning programme have rights above the law?

      • 186
        bumboys and nonces says:

        Those named have the right to sue for libel – if they are innocent, they will win.

        • 265
          XXX says:

          20/40 years ago it would be extremely difficult to prove guilt or otherwise, what is needed the hidden evidence in those reports which are under a “D” Notice, that will do for starters

    • 221
      Nevvers says:

      I have in my hand a piece of paper…

    • 238
      Ali Stare Mak Alpina says:

      Schofield may be a twit but you will need bigger writing than that for us all to see it.

      I hardly think that the persons on the list (we all know who they are) are going to take the chance of losing a libel action – they are too frightened and in any case their heads are firmly buried in the trough (except when buried in other places !!)

      I was rather amused at Cameron’s so concerned look – he must surely be counting the days when he is out of a job.

      • 268

        Why – when the Tories get in with a working majority in 2015, is RetardEd going to take over as Calamity Clegg’s carer, while brother Dave gets another crack at leading the imbeciles?

    • 250
      dunstall says:

      Where is his brain? this is the man who started life as Gordon the Gofers sidekick

  57. 146
    Max Clifford has the evidence says:

    Max Clifford on alan Clark not Max Hastings.

  58. 152
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Surely you cannot have a Gay Witch Hunt would be a Gay Butch Hunt

    Borisido Boriswkes……I’d keep my kids away from YOUR mates !!!!

  59. 154
    Sparkler says:

    Dave has vowed, quote: “to get to the bottom of it” ???.

  60. 156
    "I believe violently in..." says:

  61. 157
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    I believe *I*a*i*n *D*a*l*e* is gay.

  62. 158
    Don't hang around the Urinal says:

    So is Dave trying to marry gayers off to stop them bumming smally boys?

  63. 161
    5am meeting on a beach in Brighton with Hague who sent him to Europe as punishment says:

    • 207
      Ehtch says:

      “Westland helicopter affair”? Is that an euphamysm that I missed then? Well, I was only in my twenties then, so was quite innocent, with “”other things in life, that is.

      • 258
        tryagain says:

        Watching that, I find it astonishing that anyone would think Leon was “odd”.

        • 276
          bumboys and nonces says:

          Apparently, when they were casting the first Die Hard film, it was a toss up between Leon and Bruce for the lead.

  64. 165
    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    Why don’t we just fucking invade Germany seeing as they are obviously the cause of everything wrong in the UK? It’ll be great for the economy.

  65. 168
    Ted Heath says:

    • 214
      Ehtch says:

      Seen this Ted? The lounge in the Bryn Estyn staffroom lounge back in the day, you could say,

      • 244
        Anonymous says:

        Cameron would give anything to have conservatives like this in his party. She’s definitely over-age and consenting.

        • 294
          Ehtch says:

          and she has some interesting titties, miowmummumsuckmumslurp, lick.

          Have you seen this version, with some interesting yank public information brainwashing films from back in the day, rather nuclear, a bit, I think, and I think I will follow it with a bit of Brighton England, for good measure,

          Any good? The Brighton one is interesting, quite left-field, you could suppose.

        • 301
          Ehtch says:

          Well, to be truthful friend, that was when me and Nads Dorries made that video – most of it ended up on the cutting room floor – what an animal she is! Still trying to put my eyeballs back in pal.

  66. 170
    Ehtch says:

    Anyone remember Mike Yarwood? Remember he did a spoof of the Grandad Clive Dunn song, with Albert Steptoe being impersonated as grandad, this character,

    Mike Yarwood as someone else, cough!, more tea Vicar?

  67. 174
    Moussa Koussa Mark 2 says:

    Wow Dave must be branching out. This Morning rather than DayBreak

  68. 177
    Nadine Dorries says:

    Hello Boys,

    Do you like this one of me?

    I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here… entrants revealed! | The Sun |Showbiz|TV|Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

  69. 179
    Jacqueline Dromey says:
  70. 181
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Devil Dodgers have been caught red handed betting on who will be the next Archbishop of Canterbury .

    You heard this latest scandal first on the Daily Planet .

    Never trust a man in a dog collar waving his bible in the air

  71. 189
    Rupert my Hero says:

    If Buggery and Rent Boys are acceptable , how far is the jump, to Children.

    See the Light Dave, there are more Women Voters, than Gays

  72. 191
    In the club says:

    But isn’t Phillip Schofield a Kiddies telly presenter?

    • 233
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Is your point “Takes one to know one”? (BTW, his off-air CV reads like Sir Jimmy’s, in terms of children’s charities.)

      This is how pernicious untrue rumours get started, if you really want to know. And, as a famous German politician once observed, a false statement can be debunked immediately, but the odour lingers on long afterward, so long as it’s a lie big enough to convince by its sheer audacity.

  73. 193
    Puzzled says:

    But aren’t such activities legal now, given Labour lowered the age of consent back in 2000.

    Is the “left” now questioning such a law change ?

  74. 197
    peter clement says:

    Looks like all parties are into it !!!!

    • 211
      I don't need no doctor says:

      So why didn’t Schofield show their names before the trial? Where do you draw the line on paedos, at the conservatives door? What about paedos in commercial television, the media, the theatre, will Schofield now out them?

      • 213
        I don't need no doctor says:

        moderation why?

        • 229
          Oscar Wilde says:

          Everything in moderation.

        • 257
          Mighty Mucky Westminster says:

          ….just don’t mention the mountainous area of Switzerland, France and Italy with a Scottish prefix.

          G Fawkes should be ashamed!!!

          Dave is a wimp, always will be, but thought Fawkes had some balls!

        • 262
          Mighty Mucky Westminster says:

          It will be because they are old mates from the days of being Mrs. T right and left hands.

          Guido dealing with the unions, fair enough, mountainous region of France Switzerland and Italy with a Scottish prefix looking after the money, fair enough.

          If however one is a rapist of young boys then it should be out the open! not hiding behind Guido’s skirt.

  75. 205
    Graham says:

    Liebour took no action when ***** ****** solicited for s*x in only his underwear on a gay website.

  76. 209
    Look out there's a P Doe about says:

    Man in his late fifties caught on camera sneaking into an NHS hospital to visit a vulnerable schoolgirl in her bed.

  77. 231
    Ali Stare Mak Alpina says:

    I am looking forward to Michael Portillo’s new railway journey programme. I see he is sticking to Europe and avoiding going anywhere near North Wales…….!!

  78. 241
    Pmaxted says:

    I’ve got a little list …..

  79. 242
    Sparkler says:

    With his big band.

  80. 255
  81. 256
    limmy72 says:

    Guido is finished. What a sell out this site has became. Reduced quality..pah.

    I won’t be back.

  82. 260
    Anonymous says:

    ah! So that’s what it is all about.

  83. 267
    Mighty Mucky Westminster says:

    At least Dave says he want to get to the bottom of this, oooooooooo.

    What is the ;point of saying, don’t speak to me about this Phillip go to the police.

    The whole point of this is that said person is so powerful he easily corrupts people like the police and Guido!

  84. 278
    The savant2 says:

    Scofield says in three minutes he traced the damning info on the internet

    Well i wish someone woUld tell me here to find it

    There. S sweeet fa on google.

    Where else do. Look. ???

  85. 280
    Hari says:

    I could well be bolox.

    The are 1000′s of people watching this show, but nothing on the net about who was on the list. It may well not have been clear enough to have been read.

    All the videos on YouTube are a repeat of the Guido version. In cases like this there is always someone willing to post it from outside the UK. So I am calling Bull on this.

  86. 282
    Anonymous says:

    So Guido tells me nothing I can’t read in the Telegraph…
    Why so coy? Show us the names!

  87. 287
    wumper says:

    this fellow guido fawkes must have x-ray eyes as i have seen the clip and enlarged it and no names are visible.
    I know Fawkes is an out and out trouble maker but now he is an abject liar.

  88. 288
    Squiddy says:

    S’funny that the tory party were led for several years by what could turn out to be a peado

  89. 295
    Anonymous says:

    The list contained the names of a former Prime Minister who was caught having sex with a dog.

    trolololololo anal piss

  90. 296
    Ehtch says:

    Bugger it might as well muster a poem, on the hoof,

    Power, we all try to find,
    for ourselves for in ourself.
    Anything goes, for not lost,
    cut nose to spite face self.
    Stamp feet as back in nursery,
    say tell mother andeven father.
    East European back up, or dad!,
    no no little Johnney no futher.
    My vagina is sore still since last,
    from that cricket bat, up arse.
    I will do whatever you say liitle,
    little horror show of your past.
    Might as well post a song with it, appropriate,

    • 297
      Ehtch says:

      Anyone getting the Morroccan holiday advert below at end as well?

      JESUS! we are a sick sick country….

      never been there, never what to, where young kiddies these days want more than sweeties of sheckles given to them. Out of MY comfort zone.

      • 298
        Ehtch says:

        When I was strolling around that London, adventuring, and after a night out, was busting, so chose my drain at the side of the road, and pissed in it. A car turned up, non-descrpt, and asked me what I was doing, so i said, truthfully, pissing into the London Sewage system since I was busting. And then he educated me, and said, I am super watever detective, and you are pissing in front of a cop station, as he then drove then after into it’s underground car park. Wish I was quicker and said, I am an obseravist, please ask me in for a cup of tea and a chat, since I think it was a slow night.

        Could have learnt loads, with reading between the lines, and having a laugh at winding London coppers up with saying, YAWN!, yes, I have shagged sheep.

        • 299
          Ehtch says:

          …oh dear, maybe I should have posted a vid there, as it seems I normally do, when I get like this – Sylvester Stylone, or however, coming from Wales, visiting that Engurlund,

          And yes, I was looking forward for a good hosing down by some met cops that night in their station, but they fecking let me darrn, mate. Feching conts!

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