November 8th, 2012

Schofes So Sorry

Philip Schofield has issued an apology for this morning’s on air blunder with the PM:

“If any viewer was able to identify anyone, I would like to apologise…there may have been a misjudged camera angle.”

It wasn’t only the camera angle that was misjudged…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Funny how none of his research didnt turn up any labour alleged child abusers

    • 3
      PM says:

      Back to Gordon The Gopher for that dipstick.

      • 11
        Anonymous says:

        Things have changed now, in the good old days peado would have saying sorry or saying he didn’t do it. Now peados are protected.

      • 14
        Big Beast Ken says:

        Guido, this seems to have hit a raw nerve, like with Butch Dave, like it’s personal with you.

        I’m sure like me you are a cast-iron confirmed twat-basher and not an arse bandit and into man boy love in a big way.

        • 18
          Anonymous says:

          I’m all for naming and shaming, but making a twat of yourself after 3 minutes ‘research’ on the net isn’t exactly Watergate, is it?

          • Anonymous says:

            He made more people aware of the issue. Now more people will know these people.

            Risk is, these people might still be at it.

          • M says:

            Like cancer you must remember , peadophiles are in all parts of society especially where they can hide behind a wall of press censorship
            NOW WHO’S WANTS THAT

        • 36
          a non says:

          Just a man, father with daughters realising there is potential danger in the world

          • Anonymous says:

            Surprising, wipe has been withdrawn for a women MP who went for a reality show but not for XXXX.

      • 20
        Anonymous says:

        Freddie Starr was named before being arrested. Savile was never arrested, but Cameron is happy to name him.

        Is it different because Tory peado(s) are rich and powerful?

      • 83
        Tom Watson says:

        No need to apologise for naming and shaming a nonce.

        • 118
          Anonymous says:

          Always assuming they are guilty. Or is that irrelevant whilst this witch hunt is on?

          • Anonymous says:

            Im amazed at the people on here behaving as though everyone named is 100% guilty, i never would have thought that being tried in a court of law would become optional.I dont know who is hi jacking this board.

    • 7
      Anonymous says:

      Looks like a little list.

    • 16
      stun says:

      Maybe because all the non-evidenced shite on the internet has been passed around by lefties? Good God, Schofield only looked on the web for 3 minutes – his research, such as it is, relates to what stories are doing the rounds, not what actually happened, which will require far more rigorous evidence.

    • 19
      Anonymous says:

      Yes it did. As the man said, three minutes on google and you can get the full list.

      • 28
        Engineer says:

        Supported by verifiable evidence, or just gossip and tittle-tattle?

        • 37
          smo­ggie says:

          It’s on some cheap shit blog therefore it must be true. Worst thing is David Icke is one of the accusers. If he’s right about this then we’ll have to give some credibility to his other batshit crazy theories.

        • 51
          Anonymous says:

          That is why this government is trying to control the internet and have secret courts, every thing can been hidden or blocked.

        • 132
          Susie says:

          Schofield should have listed the many Labour peers and MPs also involved. This is like the expenses scandal or the cross-bench support for our membership of the EU… they all justify and cover up for each other — such is the nature of corruption.

          We just need a Cromwell. Clear them all out and start again.

    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      Yes it did. As Schofield said, three minutes on Google and you can find all the names and the sad secret tale.

    • 23
      Porky Pies says:

      Well it seems the only person who claims to have seen the names is Guido Fawkes. Makes one wonder if he actually did.

      Full unredacted interview, incident is at 4:38

    • 31
    • 63
      Process of elimination says:

      Thanks to Dave we now know all the names on the list are gayers. So that rules out a couple of Tories.

      • 77
        Anonymous says:

        These people seems to be married as well.

        I cannot understand why Cameron needed to mention gays and insult loads and loads of gays who are decent people who are furious as to what was done by tory peados.

        • 81
          bumboys and nonces says:

          Cameron is a sweaty cun*t – rather like Al – and doesn’t cope with pressure well.

    • 86
      The answer is in the question says:

      Not really a Google of Tory Pervert is unlikely to produce a Labour pervert.

      • 104
        The Lib Dems take the Pervert award says:

        Tory Pervert poduces 2,540,000 hits
        Labour Pervert produces 1,770,000 hits.
        Lib Dem Pervert poduces 4,340,000 hits

        I declare the Lib Dem the greater Pervert by a country mile

    • 93
      LEAVING EDINBURGH. Sick of the socialist shithole says:

      Yes. It is all one sided tripe. Name and shame the lot of them.

    • 94
      Fish says:

      Quite right 3illy. It only took me three minutes to find quite a number of Labour names

    • 123
      graham smith says:

      hERES THE PLOT FOR MY LATEST MOVIE….Faced with growing paedophilia brave schoffers desperately tries to get Top Tories “out”….suggested titles so far Schofields List

    • 129
      Her Grace says:

      Plenty of Peodos in the Labour Party. Read this -:

      • 134
        Susie says:

        I’ve had an anecdote from an MP confirmed independently elsewhere from several independent sources… wow what a nest of vipers. Why do we tolerate this?

    • 149
      Chuckle brothers says:

      From me to you.

  2. 2
    Gary, W2 says:

    What a moron.

  3. 4
    Gordon the Gopher says:

    Schofield violated me all the time.

    • 17
      Andi Peters says:

      I hear you were partial to a good fisting from Phil. Don’t worry Gordon – I now inflict the same pain on him as punishment.

  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    You only get named if you are a pop star alledged pedo

  5. 6
    concrete pump says:

    He used to host a show with a fucking puppet ffs….who else does that? Oh yeah, David Cameron.

  6. 8
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatist umplre says:

    “A firestorm is about to erupt around a prominent London-based blogger, who has been accused of habitually ‘groping’ his female fans.”

    Time to fess up, G?

  7. 9
    Hugh Janus says:

    Don’t you just love it when a cupid stunt backfires as badly as this one?

    • 55
      bergen says:

      It takes real skill to mess up so badly. Both Schofield personally and ITV itself could be facing enormous damages and the regulator could look into ITV’s fitness to broadcast . He’d better start reading the sits. vac. because his career may be over. Who the hell does he think he is?

      • 100
        For feck's sake!! says:

        To Bergen; Email ITV and complain about Schofield. I have & apparently they are inundated with complaints.

        That jumped up little fart will, hopefully, live to regret his stupidity.

        For those Labour nutters on this blog, all I can say is, clean your own filthy door steps first!

  8. 10
    Philip Schofield says:

    The US government is alleged to have covered up sensational UFO landings in the Nevada desert. I have seen the evidence with my own eyes, on my screen, and it is indisputable.

  9. 13
    Bummering says:

    What the fuck is Cammeron doing on such a lightweight programme with evil leftists such as Phillis Scholefled?

    • 47
      Bunch of perverts from all parties says:

      “evil leftists”

      Unlike good and pure righties like Alpine, Brittanica, Lilo, Heath, Laud.

    • 142
      Dave S says:

      Because he thought it was an easy gig, only thing left is ‘Loose Women’ and ‘Blue Peter’.

      • 151
        Haribo Halfwit says:

        Because he thought it the perfect vehicle for the launch of his campaign to raise the profile of dementia?

  10. 15
  11. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t think an apology is going to be good enough this time Philip, litigation looms and the possibility of a criminal record for ———- the course of justice.

  12. 25
    anonymous says:

    Don’t think an apology is going to be good enough this time Philip, litigation looms and the possibility of a criminal record for ———- the course of justice.

  13. 26
    much better says:

    I’ve spent three minutes looking at Holly’s knockers on the internet today

  14. 32
    Maxwell says:

    So not everything you read on the Internet or twitter is true then ? Only somebody just posted that Cameron is an arse !

  15. 35
    smo­ggie says:

    ITV is fucked now.

  16. 39
    hmmmm says:

    has Lord Robertson said anything on this yet?

    • 44
      Bunch of perverts from all parties says:

      He was looked after by Blair, just like Alpine and Brittanica were looked after by Thatcher.

      • 119
        hmmmmmmm says:

        I would urge those of you who instantly label the Bush/ Blair male prostitute story as being bollocks to consider this: According to the website operationorethegamble, Tony Blair was caught cottaging in a public toilet by undercover detectives. He was later charged and fined £500 by Bow Street Magistrates. It was kept out of the MSM because Blair appeared in court under the name of Charles Lynton. It should be noted that the Ex Prime Ministers full name is Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

        • 124
          Leciester Piggot says:

          And do you have actual hard evidence that this person with the name Charles Lynton is really Tony Blair or are you infact making an assumption. Think hard now.

          • GUBU says:

            Haven’t you read most of the posts on here? You don’t need anything as ridiculous as evidence:if its on the Internet, it must be true!

  17. 40
    Alpine Mountains says:

    Why are so many of you standing up for a dirty fat child r*ping pervert? Is it because said pervert is a Tory grandee who raised millions for the party?

    • 46
      bumboys and nonces says:

      You can’t say that about a member of the Garrick Club.

    • 48
      Anonymous says:

      These people deserve to burn in hell for what they’ve done. They should face the full force of the law, not a cheap publicity stunt on daytime TV.

      • 65
        Noncesense says:

        Well, as one of the victims said, when he told police the name of the person who r*ped him, the police officer immediately drew a line through the name and said there was no point pursuing him. That’s what having powerful connections can do for you: freedom to abuse whoever you want and the police won’t do anything.

    • 112
      Leciester Piggot says:

      Call me old fashioned but I am really looking for evidence before I get all hysterical. Reading something on the internet isnt really evidence .

  18. 42
    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      You fucking knob! There are some images on that link that I really don’t want to see or have on my computer.

      • 110
        Weygand says:

        Are you a split personality, is it an echo or if neither, how does one tell the knob from the knob caller – never mind counting the nobs Schofield is on about?
        Could you not get names Nobby and Noddy?

    • 114
      A.Lynch-Mobb says:

      All very interesting but who’s this Tom Watkins chappie? Could it be that there are one or two minor inaccuracies?

  19. 43
    lord mendelsohn says:

    Haven’t the perverts suffered enough?

  20. 45
  21. 53
    Anonymous says:

    “It wasn’t only the camera angle that was misjudged…”

    No, your lack of balls is too. Guido – sadly, now just another minor part of the establishment…

    • 59
      Noncesense says:

      Geedo loves Maggie, and any friend of Maggie, nonce or not, is ok by Geedo.

    • 126
      Anonymous says:

      Guido is like the rest of the british press a coward and a hypocrite who attacks anybody who shows him up for what he is.

  22. 57
    Why is Guido scared to name ************* says:
    • 60
      Anonymous says:

      Wasn’t Port illo part of the club?

      • 82
        The savant2 says:

        Did you know that. Portillo. Means back door in spanish. ???

        Freudian or what ???

        • 85
          bumboys and nonces says:

          I hope that Brillo washes his hands after the show.

          Will this topic be discussed on the show tonight – Michael must have some interesting insights into his party’s former Treasurer?

        • 113
          llo says:

          and Lilley means ‘daisy chains’ in Moroccan. How apt!

  23. 58
    AveubenBorisised? says:

    Wot a plonker!!!

  24. 61
    Philip Schofield says:

    Course I heard the rumours about Jimmy Savile when I worked for children’s television at the BBC but like everyone else did fuck all.
    Hand up puppet arse jobs were hard to come by those days.

  25. 64
    gramma says:

    Speaking of abuse, just reading T*m W*tson did it to handicapped young bl*ck and white boys in the past beating them too.
    Reports of 36 holes a day
    Made me sick.

    Golf is not for the fainthearted.

  26. 67
    NAMBLA says:

    Today I am taking a train to see my fat freind in Puglia
    Later the pair of us will be visiting a childrens home in The Alps on a fact finding mission
    Ken Clarke has arranged for a huge amount of fags to be delivered to the kiddies
    Before I return to Brittan I will stop off with my old chums Lord Mendaciouscum and Nat Rothschild

    • 87
      The savant2 says:

      Don t you. Think nat rothschild is in reality a bilderberg shape shifter wont to dancing naked round a phallic totem pole in bohemian grove ??

      I think we should be told

  27. 68
    Engineer says:

    Not Scholes, Schofield.

  28. 73
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Why didn’t Scholfield give Cameron a list of the BBC 29?

  29. 74
    Englander says:


    “Great British Railway Journeys” goes to North Wales:

  30. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Evidence seems pretty clear – the cover-up of Tory child-abusers continues.

    • 79
      The BBC are cunts says:

      Completely agree. It’s noteworthy that there are NO Libor nor LibDem child-abusers at all. Incredible.

      • 102
        Anonymous says:

        who has a power fixation.
        sound like the ruthless tories,
        no sentiment there. The Beeb were the enablers though.

  31. 76
    The savant2 says:

    Are you perchance trying to block me moddy. ??

    As you know i have millions of different. Monickers which i can activat at. Moment s notice so settle down and embrace open debate there. S. a good. Boy

  32. 79
    Shooty* says:

    re: Blogger Sex Scandal Coming link on the right there.

    Oh, please, please, please let it be Mehdi Hasan or Owen Jones.

  33. 89
    LEAVING EDINBURGH. Sick of the socialist shithole says:

    ITV is money grubbing tripe.

  34. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Rumour has it that Schofield was on that list.

  35. 95
    michael says:

    Need to get to the bottom of this.

  36. 96
    Brown out and PAY ME DAMAGES. Sick of this shithole says:

    Sick of the Nonces.

  37. 97
    I don't n e e d no doctor says:

    Scholfield’s Law coming to your ITV screen soon.

  38. 101

    Instead of assuring everyone that he had begun inquiries and would not allow child abuse to be covered up for political ends, the PM immediately played the gay card.

    That is what PIE always did through the 80s and 90s, so I’d say he is already compromised, presumably by things that went on at Eton and Oxford. What – or whom – exactly did the posh boys do for bonding, and who did he already cover up for?

  39. 107
    Leciester Piggot says:

    Would Schofield be so keen to pull a similar stunt as this only this time with names of the nonces in the entertainment industry who have sexually assaulted people over the years. Some very famous names I bet. No he wouldnt, didnt think so.

  40. 111
    dunstall says:

    The real question here is Camerons judgement why does he go onto this Fcukwitted show,hosted by halfwits and watched by the irreversible brain dead if he can be outwitted by these fcukers thin what Merkel did to him last night we will be payimg the full update demanded by the eurocnuts

  41. 116
    Leciester Piggot says:

    It only took me around 3 minutes on the interweb to discover a list of very powerful people who are in fact shape shifting lizards. I demand that the Prime Minister be presented with this list by Paxman next time he is being interviewed. Hold on I’ll just double check that the PM is not on the list himself…….

  42. 117
    Gordon The Gropeher says:

    you can’t talk Philip, you did nothing for the years we were on live TV and one of us was getting fisted

  43. 121
    There there says:

    You need a quiet lie down in a darkened room.

  44. 122
    Anonymous says:

    i knew hd tv would be good for something

  45. 127
    WobblyJim says:

    Interesting reading

  46. 128
    john says:

    Phill sco gave a letter containing tory pedo,s cameron replyed with dont start a which hunt against gays no body mention gays so why did cameron asume it was a list of tory gays and not tory pedo,s?

    • 131
      Psy the lord of the scottish alps says:

      John that is because he knows that pooves are far more inclined to molest children
      Poovery is in itself an act of violence and diplays emotional immaturity
      Camoron probably rogered poor Boris senseless at eton

  47. 130
    Psy the lord of the scottish alps says:

    I have a new song and dance video
    Its called “Gangbang Style”

    It will involve pulling a train with vulnerable young chaps, It isnt for the Lilley livered, we had to stop off part way through so that the young rascals could use the Portaloo and of course we filmed the whole thing

  48. 140
    M. Irvin says:

    I was a resident in Chester in those days, the rumours about the encumbent MP, aide to Mrs Thatcher, were everywhere. Taking my 17/18 year old son to Crewe Railway station one day, the said MP was there, I remember feeling very grateful that my son was not travelling 1st class !
    David Cameron is certainly giving the impression that he would like to sweep this utterly depraved behaviour, firmly under the carpet. So with that in mind, well done Mr Schofield.

  49. 144
    MB. says:

    Did he consult anyone further up the food chain at the programme?

    Surely they would have stopped him if they knew. It all looks a stunt just done by him with no one else’s knowledge.

    Politicians, even his friends in the Labour party, are going to be very wary of appearing on his programme live in the future in case he tries another stunt.

  50. 145
    Mandy the Floater says:

    What’s all this noncence ?

  51. 146
    Jimmy says:

    I have finally managed to enhance the card. It reads as follows:

    “100k in used notes sweetie or I’ll tell the papers about us.”

  52. 153

    Reblogged this on Mole Valley, Epsom & Ewell Conservative Future and commented:
    Schofield in Trouble

  53. 155
    Reading with Amazement says:


    Jesus, Have you read the f*****g nut jobs posting on here? All about a piece of paper which no-one can actually read.

    The Left really have stooped to a new low -trying to politicise paedophilia.The notion that this ‘condition’ is a posh Tory one should tell you all you need to know about them – incapable of rational thought. Give them some crayons and paper. After all it’s about their level.

  54. 156
    Watcher o' Midgets says:

    Phillip would have given Dave a list of BBC chutney farmers & peados but he was unable to find a large enough piece of paper.

  55. 157
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I’m curious about how these abused lads knew the identities of the ‘high-up politicians’. I’ll bet that no polite introductions were made at the time, and I doubt that the communal TV was tuned to any political talk shows. Unless they saw them years later, I guess?

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