November 8th, 2012

Margaret Moran Accused

Margaret Moran’s expenses trial got under way this morning, even if the former Labour MP’s mental health means she will not appear in the dock herself.

Moran is alleged to have claimed some £53,000 in false expenses. Here are the nine counts that were read out in court earlier today:

  • Count 1: Claiming £575.78 for a washing machine, fridge and kettle for her 2nd home in London, though they were really for her main home in Luton.
  • Count 2: Claiming £181.37 for a locksmith at her office. The work was done at her main home in Luton.
  • Count 3: Claiming £87.09 for gas fire repair at second home. The work was done at her main home.
  • Count 4: Claiming £527.20 for a bed and £2678.76 for carpets for her 2nd home. They were really for her main home.
  • Count 5: Claiming £979.84 for an estimate for kitchen work. The work was never done.
  • Counts 6 & 7: Using a bogus invoice and claiming £4756.40 for kitchen units that were never installed.
  • Counts 8 & 9: Ten claims for utility bills totalling £2424 when the true cost was £286.35.

The trial continues…


  1. 1
    Mike Hunt says:

    About fucking time.


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    I hope Mcshame gives her moral support!


  3. 3
    Fish says:

    Nothing about this on the Beeb. What a good day to bury bad piggies


  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not exactly subtle..


  5. 5
    jm says:

    I wonder what the going rate for buying a doctor is?

    I just hope I’m not paying for it…


  6. 6
    Margaret Moran says:

    I am to tired and stressed to attend court. I have taken to resting,,,

    On my patio at my Spanish villa


    • 82
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      That would be my defence as well Margaret if I wasn’t being looked after by the Grand Master. Boaz.


  7. 6
    dunstall says:

    If she is found guilty she should be remanded to Broadmoor as being criminilly insane


  8. 11
    alexei says:

    She should have been put in charge of the Home Office,obvious flair for home improvements.


  9. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Did she buy her Watford FC scarf that she used to wear in the HoC on dodgy expenses too? Did Dennis MacShane help her out with her fraudelent claims?


  10. 13
    Chris Huhne says:

    She should just come clean, best all round really.


  11. 14
    god says:

    Moran is a disgrace to the already disgraced members of parliament! Sadly, she probably represents the tip of a very large iceberg. Hopefully an example will be made ooof her and she will not escape by claiming to be “mentally-ill”, although one is tempted to wonder whether this is a pre-requisite for the job!


  12. 15
    Bob the builder says:

    I’ll do the Home Office – cash – no questions asked


  13. 16
    Margaret Moran says:

    I am so sorry that I have let my fund manager down.


  14. 17
    Rent-a-Shrink says:

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  15. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Sack all the greedy, robbing bastards and start again with proper expenses rules!


  16. 26
    Earnest Saunders says:

    The trick is to moan a bit and get your eyes revolving as soon as Plod come down the garden path.

    Wait ’til it all blows over and then bounce back miraculously.

    Keep dribblin’!


  17. 27
    bluerobbo69 says:

    Thieving Slapper!


  18. 32

    It’s a tough one, if she REALLY is contemplating suicide then I think your childish school drawing of her with a piggy nose is a bit of a cheap shot.


  19. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Phillip Schofield: ‘If any viewer was able to identify anyone, I would like to apologise…there may have been a misjudged camera angle’

    Misjudged publicity stunt you mean


  20. 58
    Kevin T says:

    Thieving cu nt.


  21. 60


    isn’t Moran derived from the Irish for moron used to identify the village idiot?

    Who are the idiots here – as it is we the tax payers who permit these cheats, liars & scoundrels to endlessly get away with their criminal behaviour.

    These low lifes make the laws we have to obey – well actually they used to but now they do nothing as the laws are made by the undemocratic EU and imposed. Our MPs no longer have a job or any relevance – they are just a rather odious breed of parasites akin to The BBC & much of the civil service & the ill mannered bullying plebs in the police farce



    • 78
      Small World says:

      Greg Lance-Watkins, eh? Are you the same Greg Lance-Watkins who claims that the Hollie Greig case is a hoax?


  22. 61
    She really takes the biscuit. says:

    Oink! Oink!


  23. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Mental health issues my arse. Any old excuse to try and keep out of the slammer. The depths these scumbags go to is beyond belief.


    • 65
      Backwoodsman says:

      Good, save the expense of a trial, just section the thieving bitch in Broadmoor & let her know after she ‘feels better’ , say 10 years after, she can be considered for release on licence.


  24. 63
    dunstall says:

    Has she been sectioned? if not why not? will she be claiming sickness benefit we should be told


  25. 64
    Mental Elf says:

    You are proud that you never vote
    You boast about it.
    Irritating but mostly barking self-harming.


  26. 66
    Keith Vaz says:

    What is David Laws up to these days?


  27. 68
    Ed Balls fisted my hamster says:

    Fucking hell. Check out the Sky live blog. The woman was a) shameless and b) a total fuckwit thinking any of this could have been seen as anything other than fraud.
    “Moran also submitted a claim for “rather a lot of carpet” for a small one bed flat in London, claim the prosecution.
    Invoice submitted mentioned 3 bedrooms to be fitted and the square footage was vastly greater than that of her London flat.
    The fitter was tracked down. He has never fitted carpets in London. He has however, worked in Luton where Moran has her main home. “


  28. 70
    AllanSkerratt says:

    Sorry Guido buy you are full of shit. Anna Soubry had just had 90 grand in donations from companies in  Medical industry what was that if not a bribe

    Sent from Samsung Mobile


  29. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Seeing the picture of Ms Moran reminded me, is the lovely Jacqui Smith, ex Home Secretary, up in court yet?


  30. 72
    Anonymous says:

    It’s greedy of all those ex Labour MPs to hog the top spots in the HoC expenses scam, so far 4 have been imprisoned, fatty Moran would be too if she hadn’t been taken poorly & of course Dennis MacShane could soon be behind bars!


  31. 73
    dunstall says:

    What about Morans partner was he complicit ? did he know? and if he didnt why ? giving the list lodged in court it seems inconcievable to me


  32. 77
    Diogenes' stand-in says:

    Of course Moran is f***ing “depressed”. McShane must be “depressed” too. Anyone caught out like that and publicly humiliated would be “depressed”. Doesn’t mean she’s seriously mentally ill and unfit to plead though!
    After her expenses scandal broke, while already claiming to be too ill to serve her constituents and to co-operate with the initial investigation, she was well enough to tout herself for lobbying work in the “Dispatches” sting
    And why only nine counts for less than £10,000 today? Wasn’t she charged with 21 offences and, as the headline states, false claims of £53k?


  33. 79
    keredybretsa says:

    She wasn’t depressed when she was fiddling and cashing in. It’s when she got caught that the mental challenge started.


  34. 80
    abcott says:

    Wasn’t there a lot of work done to a property in Southampton that she claimed for too, although her homes are in Luton and London?


  35. 83
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    An attack by a PCP addled chimp could only improve that porcine visage.


  36. 86
    Tom Catesby says:

    Moran is unwell? Are there no prison hospitals?


  37. 93
    just asking says:

    Nevermind her, possibly fictional, mental health issues, what about her troughing greedy fucking bastard thieving arsewhipe issues?


  38. 94
    Charon says:

    So did Baroness Uddin get away with it…??


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