Labour’s Celebrity Parliament Dodger
Labour quickly went on the attack when Nadine flew to the jungle. Chris Bryant went as far as suggesting a by-election for missing recess. So what do they recommend for their own parliament dodger?
In 2012 Nadine has spoken in thirty debates in the Commons, comfortably above average. How many has the former Prime Mentalist piped up in? Just one. The jungle-venturing scourge of the posh boys has received answers to some sixty written questions over the last twelve months, compared with a paltry eight for Gordon. And how do the pair fare in terms of vote attendance? Nadine has had her say in 71% of votes during the last year, with Brown bothering to turn up to just 14%.
Sampling kangaroo testicles will controversially land Nadine £40,000, which pales into significance when you think McMental’s sucking up to foreign dignitaries has clocked up £1.4 million.
Two wrongs dont make a right, but spare us the lectures. If Labour are serious about MPs doing their job, perhaps they should remove the whip from Gordon…
£1.4 million reward for destroying the UK economy. I feel physically ill.
And Nadine gets paid to sample Kangaroo delicacies whereas you were force fed Balls and pay for the enjoyment too
We pay you scum to do a full time job!
I don’t feel like paying you any wages, you should do it for the honour alone.
Barack. My Hero!
When Labour took office they had a golden goose that laid golden eggs. Then Brown cooked his goose.
Did you see me with Angela last night? The way I took control of the Anglo-Kraut relationship by allowing her to open the door of No.10? I’m soo manly and butch, and not a limp-wristed fag!
This is how ex PM behaved just check what Mrs T, John Major, Tony Blair did. Mrs T was so up set that she was kicked out, I will be surprised if she ever turned up after she was forced out.
Mrs Thatcher did not stand for re-election and left politics. Unlike Gordoom Brown, who stood for re-election even though he said he would not and has done sod all ever since except collect the loot.
No doubt still sulking over the lack of an offer of the ‘automatic’ peerage. Phoney Tony Bliar also missed out. Brenda isn’t daft.
Apparently the ‘automatic’ peerage requires that people reveal certain financial arrangements. Hence Blair and Brown declining the opportunity for the time being.
Brown was still the PM when he was re-elected, in the election no party won a majority in May 2010.
You see. I did win the election. I told you I would. If I was still PM after the election then I must have won the election.
Labour. Winning here.
What about Edward Heath, he was a sulky fixture for years.
Don’t be a moron… he didn’t destroy the UK economy…he made a few stupid decisions as chancellor, like allowing big companies to steal from their pension funds, but greed and easy credit based on a stupid house owning model caused a slump, you can blame Thatcher for that… economies become poor or strong but to destroy it we would have to go back to mud huts and bartering… don’t hi-jack fair comment by Guido with fatuous remarks.
That’s right cumrade, it’s all Fatcherz fawlt.
It seems that because we’re not living in mud huts and bartering Brown didn’t destroy the UK economy. Hardly a ringing end*or*se*me*nt of the Maximum Imbecile I’ll grant you.
Gordon Brown destroyed the UK economy, buying votes with an open chequebook
Precisely!
Gordon has not been in power for a while.
The economy has not improved dramatically.
You would have thought that if you replaced an idiot with a genius, the problems would have been fixed by now.
Just a thought.
Bush hasn’t been in power for a while either and the US economy is still fucked.
But you’re right. I’d have fixed it on Day One.
jgm2, US economy had improved a lot in the last 4 years. In UK it gone worse compared to May 2010.
Global economy affect all countries in almost the same way but economic polices followed by each country are the once that affect these countries.
but economic polices followed by each country are the once that affect these countries.
And that’s why I had the largest economic deficit of any major economy. But it wasnae my fault. It was the bankers and the Americans that made me do it.
There are some who believe he did it deliberately, NWO and all that.
It has to be a credible possibility. It defies belief that somebody could be so egregiously incompetent.
Even Ned Balls admits that the Maximum Imbecile was running a structural deficit of 78Bn quid a year during the ‘boom’ times.
And if there was ‘greed and easy credit’ then he (as chancellor) was in a unique position to stop ‘greed and easy credit’ instead of turning a blind eye to it and basking in the glow of all that ‘greed and easy credit’ fuelled boom. Instead of which he hired a million extra civil servants using borrowed money thus doubling the catastrophe.
‘A few stupid decisions’? Every imbecile decision he made was a stupid decision.
Wasn’t it under Broon a lot of IR local offices closed concentrating in a few very large centres, tried contacting one lately, a lot of tax officials went, now contact is through a call centre, how long before that goes to India. It is no wonder the tax take is poor and the administration is up the spout.
You are right.
I made shedloads of money during the Labour years.
I didn’t go to Eton, so I am not doing as well right now.
Although those Public Sector privatisations are looking pretty tasty.
Like setting up the FSA with his useless, crony friends replacing work the BoE had been doing well for centuries.
Like encouraging banks to lend risky money. It was Brown who gave the green light for 110% mortgages. How could that possibly go wrong?
Like stuffing the public sector with unnecessary workers to make the GDP and employment figures look better.
Like encouraging personal debt to soar so the UK had the biggest ratio of personal debt in all the major economies.
Like selling our gold at rock bottom prices, after telling the whole world his plans long in advance.
Like creating a boom and bust in house prices.
Like increasing the national debt to a ridiculous size and giving the UK the highest budget defecits of all major powers.
And like destroying the UK pension system, by taxing pension contributions, thus causing misery for millions of future pensioners.
And like stuffing the quangos with Liebour’s own people. (And still no sign of One Term Dave’s bonfire.)
Let’s admit it, during the boom years we were all in it together
Yet curiously when it all went to shit it was somebody else’s fault.
The boom and bust mentality was created in the Thatcher era.
A ‘boom’ using borrowed money is not a boom, it is a debt, a debt our childrens children will be paying for. Still feeling good about those socialist ‘golden days of boom’?
remember us and our easy money? where ‘ave all the good times gone?
You are totally ignorant of the facts and a tosser of the highest order.
Whatever you do, don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story…
I can remember when the former Prime Mentalist was being touted – largely by his own associates – as the greatest Chancellor since Gladstone. You know what they say about the Kingdom of the Blind…
We are still dealing with the consequences of his ‘never mind the quality, feel the width’ attitude to public spending, but as long as my living room walls aren’t made of wattle and daub I guess I should be grateful.
Didn’t destroy the economy? I would have thought shackling us with the EUSSR was a pretty valid attempt at same!
The biggest thief from pension funds was Brown himself!
That’s nothing, old bean. I got ten million for starting two wars.
Chris Bryant seems nothing more to me than a grey-staned-pant-wearing sanctimoious whinging tw@t.
Don’t ask me what I really think.
Fuckwit perhaps?
complete wanker
Gordon Brown is a disgrace of an MP. His constituents must be as daft as him.
He fuked up the economy and now is lazy. What an arsehole.
His constituents take the view that he may be an arsehole but he’s our arsehole. Plus he did give them a decade long financial windfall by awarding the contract for building the
2bn3bn4bn5bn quid aircraft carriers on his doorstep.I wish more MPs would follow his example and stay away from the HoC. All of them, in fact, then perhaps we’d get a bit of respite from being ordered around by our own employees.
A rubber stamp for Brussels rule. I suppose the bribes are large enough to allow these people to live with themselves.
The operative word here being arsehole…
Another thing – Gordon has larger mammaries too.
I wish he would sit on his smile.
he’s a bigger tit, I’ll give ya that.
They can’t be as big as Tone’s moobs.
http://blog.sfgate.com/cwnevius/2006/08/14/tony-blair-goes-topless-is-the-free-world-in-danger/
Move over Jawdun
There are few where the Grodon comes from that actually produce anything at all. The enterprising ones hunt old golf balls with metals detectors.
‘hunt old golf balls with metals detectors’, I suppose compared to McMental that occupation would still class them as sane.
Forgive me asking but do they put metal in golf balls, surely doing that would turn them in to a cannonball and even more dangerous.
I would have no objection if Gordon parachuted into a jungle. Or indeed, the ocean, an active volcano, or simply back to Jockistan.
You are too lenient, giving the bastard a parachute.
I’m known for my humanitarianism.
Give him the parachute McShames daughter used
The less any MP has to do the less the damage to the country and people, we know how bad Broon has damaged the people and the country, mad Nad I hope she decides to stay in Australia, time Broon was sacked for not doing any work in the House of Thieves for his constituants .
You can’t have it both ways. If Brown was sacked for doing no work then his replacement might feel he had to do some work. And, as the Maximum Imbecile demonstrates, the last thing you want are politicians ‘working’.
Better to give them 65K a year to do nothing than 65K a year and have them idiotting about the place trying to look busy.
‘Labour quickly went on the attack’
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And how did the world’s most trusted media monopoly ‘report’?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20248398
Seems the Indy is back in favour for mention after that little (if ongoing) unpleasantness closer to home that they are doing a bang up job with not naming other names (well, of people, anyway).
Of course, they have also been, impartially, to a near genetic degree, as robust in holding the ex PM to account, as holding abuse of power to account is what they do.
Isn’t it, Lord Patten?
Chris Bryant, Liebour’s attack dog in underpants.
http://www.fagburn.com/2011/07/chris-bryant-was-it-that-gaydar-pic.html
Never ever forget that this is a parliametarian. Susch is the state of the UK.
One of the definitions of ‘Parliamentarian’ – “One who is expert in parliamentary procedures, rules, or debate.”
Hmmm…..questionable.
One of the definitions of ‘scum’ – “Refuse or worthless matter.”
Sounds a lot more convincing in his case.
Gordon Brown is the real life ‘Chance’ from the film ‘Being There.’ Life imitating art. Too fucking weird.
Gordon Liiiiikes the whip
Could you imagine Gordon in jungle kit? The hat, khaki shorts, white socks, sandals?
Remember his holiday pics dahn south a few years ago, with his oily zoot suit on , casual wear I don’t think is in his MPs dictionary, laziness, expenses, increase prices, sell gold cheaply sadly are.
Wears his dark suit, white shirt, red tie in bed
Wibble wibble.
As ever I think it worth pointing out that since the Maximum Imbecile has stopped working 24/7 to fuck up the UK economy things have stopped getting so bad quite so quickly. The sad thing is that we don’t have a time machine so we could go back to 1997 and encourage him to do fuck all from 1997 onwards. Politicians are at their most dangerous when they’re ‘working’. They’re utterly harmless when they’re doing nothing.
While 1.4 million quid for giving lectures to Nigerian diplomats and Indonesian businessmen might stick in the craw it is as nothing compared to the literally hundreds if not thousands of billions the jackass squandered when he had his imbecile hand around the nation’s financial throat.
Like the thief that breaks into your house to get £50 from the fence for drugs money but whose actions cause you £4000 in repair and replacement costs, not to mention loss of time and opportunity loss income. Cheaper to give him the £50 in the first place and tell him to fuck off.
Even cheaper to put a cartridge of 00 buck through his centre of mass.
Shoot, shovel, shut up.
Indeed. Martin’s mistake was to involve the police.
No need to bother them with such an open and shut case.
Reminds me of the time my wife had her credit cards stolen. I never reported it to the police as they were spending less than she did.
Balls in her face in Parliament or balls in her mouth in jungle
They’re all total and absolute fuckers.
COMMENT OF THE DECADE!
You can shut the blog down now, Guido.
Well said Guido. We can always rely on Liebour to do just one thing outstandingly well – hypocrisy. (Oh, that and wrecking the economy of course.)
They don’t turn up they don’t get paid. don’t turn up to represent their constituents when they should without appropriate excuse, bi-election time!
That should be the rule and of course any salaries, expenses, etc, paid for such periods should be recovered. You don’t turn up for work or do the job when you should in the way you should, the rest of us would get the sack!
You’re making a fundamental mistake. Politicians, on balance, do more harm than good. All of ‘em. From whatever side. Therefore it is in our interests to make sure they do as little as possible.
If that means paying them to stay away then that’s money well spent. Look at that tireless workaholic (as was) Brown when he was chancellor. Working night and day, his imbecile fingers into every department, micro-managing this, micro-managing that, macro-fucking-up on a truly Homeric scale.
Constituents able to sack useless, corrupt, lazy or lying MP’s?
Dave promised it and of course renaged on it, U-turn number 46 if I recall.
Gordon Brown has no redeeming features.
He did lose the 2010 election…..just.
Doesn’t feel like I won either – who did then?
Perhaps we all did. It was ‘strong’ ie a massive majority that allowed Blair to wage his Iraq war and Brown to fuck up the economy. If they’d been in coalition then Blair wouldn’t have been able to (quite so easily) get his cabinet to go along with a pack of lies and Brown might have had to listen to some sense (although economically, I don’t believe the Liberals would have been any less insane than Brown).
Who knows what idiocy Cameron would have got up to with a majority either. I’m betting that even with a majority he wouldn’t have fired Brown’s miracle million on Day One. Or shut down the BBC. He still seems keen on windmills and other enviro-lunacy and with a large enough majority he’d have had no problem agreeing to send more cash to the EU.
So, it might be frustrating seeing the LibDems put the handbrake on some potentially good ideas (eg fair election boundaries) but there’s no evidence to suggest Cameron had any plans to do anything else that would make a difference.
As a PR Spiv Cameron is used to having ideas given to him for some spin.
That is it.
You wanker Bryant
It’s not like Nadine is sunbathing with her tits out or anything.
I’m sorry to disappoint you but…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2228512/Im-A-Celebrity-line-2012-Nadine-Dorries-reveals-jungle-outfit.html
Boy, look at those thighs! It looks as though Chalara Fraxinea has spread even further than we thought.
Not a pretty sight, is it?
Certainly isn’t! As soon as that image appeared on the screen I had to fight the urge to park breakfast on the keyboard, and the dog ran away to hide.
There goes my breakfast, ffs woman cover it up or turn the lights off.
Quite a few bellies in one of the pictures-not in the Jacqui Smith league though.
Police incident in Camden, tent placed at Royal College Street. Forensics on scene.
Another parking infringement??
someone wearing a T shirt with a swear word printed on it ?
Somebody being ‘racially abused?’
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has congratulated Barack Obama on his re-election
Obama says Eh?
Obama is Canadian? Who knew?
Obama was very chuffed Mr Leader sent him a tweet.
What was it my grandma used to say? Oh yes:
“One debate contribution of sense is worth thirty of bollocks”.
Did Fatcher turn up much when she ceased to be PM?
I don’t know, though she did not stand for election again, and then do f*ck all, unlike McMental.
Yes she did. There is even a youtube clip of her doing it, after Kuwait was retaken.
Gordon Brown (Crowthorne and Broadmoor). “But ah saved the world, Jimmy. Spare me a £1 for a cup of tea. Wibble. Ah’m really Napoleone Bounapate. Ah’m on top of mae gaeme. Ah can heid javelins and all.
which pales into significance…
Like the emergence of a new Archbishop of Canterbury.
Has anybody ever heard of him before? I’ve already forgotten his name. Not that I pay a great deal of interest in frock-wearing old men who worship invisible sky fairies. But even so.
Welb is entrenched in the establishment stepfather a Labour peer closely related to RAB Butler educated at Eton …a safe pair of hands
Wot no beard?
David Miliband’s figures:
Has spoken in 13 debates in the last year — well below average amongst MPs.
Has received answers to 2 written questions in the last year — below average amongst MPs.
Replied within 2 or 3 weeks to a medium number of messages sent via WriteToThem.com during 2008, according to constituents.
Has voted in 45.92% of votes in this Parliament with this affiliation — well below average amongst MPs. (From Public Whip)
Same rules apply. Look what ‘value’ he was adding when he was in a position to fuck things right up.
None.
Better we pay him to stay away than hang around fucking things up.
If only Balls would do likewise.
Now that Guido is on the warpath I must write out as many silly questions as my secretary can think up and when I am next in London I must spend a good five minutes sitting in as many debates as I can fit in .
That’s what I do.
“Could the minister tell me the average amount of cheese eaten by 18-30 year olds in the North East.
+ further
Is this cheese sliced, block or grated?
Is this cheese produced within the EU or UK?
What proportion of this cheese is toasted.
etc
Hypocrisy and mendacity. It’s in Libor’s D-N-A.
Warning: Suspicious Site
Is Nadine really only 55?
..waist… or is that Borisido Boriswkes
..each thigh by the looks of those pictures…
Priceless
LOL….. Guido is NOW apologising for Mad Nad !!!!
…a quicker U-turn than even Call Me Dave
Your whole-hearted support of Brown is noted.
Bryant is just jealous cos he wasn’t asked to go on I’m a celebrity.
SSSShhhhhhh Boris announced large rises to London transport costs…..Shhhhh
Even the “Barclay Bikes” are up 100%
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shhhhhhhh ???
We plastered it all over the News yesterday. Have you paid your Telly Tax ?
This site is operating in a quantum manner.
It allows ‘Ah! Monika’ to flit in and out of existence.
I killed the Joker, sent Lex Luthor to jail, destroyed the Sith, threw Emperor Palpatine to his doom and killed Blofeld. I am a legend.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
Of course I won’t be in court. I paid a rent-a-shrink to tell a gullible judge that I’m one disc short of a special edition DVD. Wibble!
I thought the CPS had decided that she shouldn’t stand trial because it would make her upset?
What’s the betting that a few years from now if somebody refers to her as an ‘expenses crook’ she’ll sue them for libel on the grounds that ‘I was never convicted’.
complete wanker. Investigate the tossers tax returns – he is bound to be a scottish squirrel – the tight bastard.
And another thing – he has enormous knockers.
I thought the one-eyed Scottish sociopath told us he woke up every day with the aim of ‘fighting for fairness’? I had no idea that meant ‘collecting his pay while doing nothing for it’.
What Gordon said publicly and did privately were at complete variance.
What Gordon said publicly and what Gordon said publicly were at complete variance. The fucker couldn’t remember what lie he’d told from one breath to the next.
Balls is the same.
My husband. My hero.
It’s always bad to make excuses in politics. My Comrade Chris is a fucking unbelievably massive Hunt though. He should just focus on helping deploy Ed’s smokescreen, that’s what I’m doing and what I intend to do in the short to medium term going forward.
Well said Guido! I think Nadine Dorries is rubbish but Brown is the dirty water that sits at the bottom of a wheely bin.
so, by analogy…should David Laws be getting the Dennis McShane treatment?
Yesterday I posted under a pic of Mad Nad the sentiment ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmm’Having seen the merciless pics of her in the tabloids today looking like Jabba the Hutt I now wish to withdraw my comment.
And let’s not forget she still finds the time to get into childish handbag fights with members of the public.
Stated on ‘The Daily Mash’………..
I’M a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is exactly where Nadine Dorries was always going to end up, it has been confirmed.
Anger and dismay at the novelty MP’s decision to abandon her constituents for a month subsided quickly as people across Britain said ‘of course’.
Meanwhile, experts praised the business acumen of the Jimmy Savile look-a-like as she will now receive £40,000 to destroy a political career that was essentially worthless.
Former Tory MP Ann Widdecombe said: “This is the right move for Nadine. She doesn’t have quite enough gravitas for Strictly Come Dancing.”
Chris ‘Y fronts’ Bryant, one of the most disgusting specimens to ever to foul the air of Westminister. This vulgar creatures’ disgusting behavour has brought shame on the people of Wales and turned the once noble people of Rhondda into a laughing stock.
To atone for their supine obedience to the remote Labour elite that dumped the Bryant creature on them and to restore some semblence of dignity, they should boot him out at the earliest possible opportunity.
Brown will probaly stand again in 2015 or be goven an EU commisioners job once that halfwit Ashton departs
Typical leftist, do as we say, not as we do, effort. Nadders is a real light in the Westminster darkness. Brrrrrrroooooonnn is just doom. Entwhip him soon.
The less Brown is in the Commons the better. Better for all of us