The Guy Newsroom have had issues in the past with Lee Jasper, who is now the Respect candidate in Croydon North, but we love this:
Steve Reed, the cowardly Labour candidate, is worried about the fight. With the demographics of the seat, he is right to be: it’s perfect for a Respect upset.
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
With Galloways endorsement what on earth can go wrong?
Funny how Jasper talks about ‘the crooks’ when he was sacked for dodgy dealings. Still, you clearly can’t keep a bad man down.
If you are a Lefty, it doesn’t count!
Fuc*ing Hell! Jasper sounds almost like a black person in that clip. Dis, dat and de udder, bruv, innit?
Respec Bro! Party.
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With the demographics of the seat, he is right to be: it’s perfect for a Respect upset.
Why use a euphemism?
Wot
Are they all. Ragheads in croydon north then. ??
Victims tell of horror inside North Wales care home where gang rape, strip searches and vicious canings were a way of life… and Jimmy Savile was a regular visitor
Victim Keith Gregory claims he knows 12 or 13 people who have killed themselves because of events that happened at Bryn Estyn in 70s and 80s
‘Everything was in-house, kept in secret within the walls of the home’, says Mr Gregory who said he was whipped, beaten and caned during this stay
Man named Ben, who was cared for at the home, says he had his trousers pulled down for Savile’s ‘entertainment’ and so did other boys at the home
High-profile visitors to the home allegedly included 2 senior former Tories
‘Children whose parents had died in horrific circumstances were targeted more because they knew nothing could be done about it’, says Mr Gregory
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229140/Bryn-Estyn-Victims-tell-horror-inside-North-Wales-care-home–Jimmy-Savile-regular-visitor.html#ixzz2BY86hgjP
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Partee not Party
Funny how he sounds like a Northerner in other clips. Same trick as posho Millipede who’s taked to dropping his T’s in order to sound like a pleb.
Like many of the “black” personalities who are vocal on “black” issues and express anti-white sentiment, he was abandoned by his black father at an early age and it was left to his white mother and white family to raise him, give him an education and support him.
What’s your point?
Now that is both racist and untrue.
That if it continues then 93% of white people will vote based on the candidate’s colour and the hard-left B&P will win.
I’ll stand for Rotheram.
…but we won’t stand for you.
I can’t stand Rotherham.
Maybe you could have spent some of your expenses on learning how to spell “Rotherham” instead of unnecessary translation.
Good god lee jasper is nearly as obnoxious and bent as fatty watson
Those Sunday nights in a Wrexham hotel with dozens of boys were a laugh. Great times. Toot toot!
Not a Labour goon in sight of course. They were all in Jersey. Toot Toot!
What happened to the Croydon I knew in the 1960′s? I lived there for 6 years. Now I hear it’s a multi-cultural hell-hole.
Yeah, but if you get a little pissed as well as pissed off and you say so, you’re liable to be banged up for it.
I wonder why I don’t go to London, much?
Like most places in Olde London Town, it has gone to the dogs alright. This is what happens when you allow all the third world scum into the land. Where have all the cockney sparrows gone? wisely fled the nest to pastures new. Soon all the office workers will have to leave work earlier to arrive home before night falls to avoid the possibility of being attacked. Turn the clock back to 1947, pure heaven
Labour’s Golden Legacy to the people of England (as was).
The reason you won’t go to the dogs in Walthamstow is because the lying c*unt Boris Johnson has permitted a slum to be built there, despite having specifically said to the public he wanted to save it when he was seeking their votes. This will also waste at least £20m quid of taxpayers’ money.
Still on about the dog track? Give it up – not even Boris could save a dying sport like the wo-wo’s.
The flat-cap crowd are long gone. Punters are all playing online casino and the Chandlers’ (owners) attempt at turning it into a hot night spot (Charlie Chan’s) wasn’t enough to support that massive building.
Its association with a working-class sport was too much even for the Colron-dyed chavettes of South Chingford.
What else can you do with a monster like that except demolish it and build houses?
If only
“allow “?
It invite
subsidise,
encourage
etc. there doesn’t seem to have been any quality checks performed to dis-allow any scrounger cultures.
All the better for Labour if those who they invited here are low grade, low achiever, low expectation dross.
Keeps them permanently on or around the welfare plantation, along with all the other ‘core’ Labour voters.
Exactly. As the traditional wh1te poor, moved away and moved up the ladder, the socialists had to keep the Labour voters coming through. So the easiest thing is to import them, especially as the “newbies” will be “my father and his father before him” generational Labour voters who remain in “poverty” and don’t go anywhere near the ladder.
Northern shitholes produce that amongst the indigenous population, but Southern poor have never been in Labour’s pocket
No its not. !!
Just because its referred to. As Helmand –lite. You should not jump to conclusions.
All I’m axin’ is a little respeck, when I gets home.
Did I hear right?-”are you fed up with crooks and fraudsters?”
Muscling in on his patch.
I’m off to the khazi for a Lee Jasper and a Jonathan Ross.
Vote Respect for a future of unlimited ryce and pee for all
I’m your Respect candidate, Lee Jasper. No relation of celebrity TV cook Rustie Lee.
What. About leapy lee.
Little arrows.
Remember ??
Have you tried throwing it in the bin and doing something more interesting instead?
Don’t worry love we will get you a new one (iPhone 5) I am sure
Have tried switching it off – and leaving it that way?
Oh we can but dream
Better still love.
Try stopping. Breathing for say. 59 minutes
That should do the trick …
Take the Battery out and replace it Sal. Sorry you can’t do that on an iphone.
Take the memory card out and replace it Sal. Sorry you can’t do that on an iphone
Get an Android Sal. Sorry only rip off iphones are allowed in Westminster.
Perhaps you’ve been overusing the Vibrator app love.
http://gizmodo.com/5295987/myvibe-thighs+on-first-iphone-vibrator-app-approved-by-apple-nsfw
She calls it paddy
So what’s the problem?, thought you spent 24/7 stuck on Twitter anyway.
She calls it. Paddy.
What. …. As in pantsdown. ??
No, as in I love to travel.
Mister,mister..mis…mister spacky. I would like to offer my congratulations to my good friend, president Obama Beach, on his victory.
I shall be flying out shake his hand and maybe give him a peck on the cheek very shortly.
Right…Next question..Yes..No, not you, Amazing Spiderman..I’m addressing the Ben 10 night light..yes! Yes! I agree with my honourable member, GDP has risen by 400% under my premiership and this is due to tractor production at the playdoh works moving from a fiscal to a ….
It’s ironic that its called The ‘White’ House
Because for the next 4 years its gonna stink of KFC
Don’t forget the stench of crooked payoffs for Omaha backers.
I live in Croydon, we don’t want their circus here, there’s enough division and chaos already, er yeah, that’s it.
Did I hear that right?
Jasper just went 30 seconds without saying the word ‘Racist’, can we get confirmation it was really him Sarge?
Will Ken Livingstone be helping him?
Stupid fuckwit. Flash doesn’t work on iPads.
Yeah. Coz flash player is FREE
And apple don t belive on giving ANYTHING Away free. !!!
unlike billy no mates in seattle who at least. Allows us to watch free. Porno tubes and old films. For zilch on his pc s. but i. Suppose that will. All. Change now with the advent of windows eight…
George Galloway is yet another millionaire leftie masquerading as a man of the people.
I’ll see you in court.
They finally catch up with you then Tiddles?
I’m a centipede – get me out of here!!
From what I’m hearing MPs and Peers like a nice bit of probe – ity.
Jus cum in today veri nice Halal West African Bush Rat. I even shave it fer you.
Dis iz purfek fur yur tradeetshunal Ingleesh Sunday Roost, very cheep.
Is this the Lee Jasper who got through lots of public cash with Livingstone, yet is whining about banks? Hypocrite
One Hundred And Eighty!
We are ready and waiting my Lord
According to the BBC website :
“Conservative MP Sarah Wollaston said Ms Dorries should resign, telling the BBC: “I was horrified, frankly. I think it just makes her look ridiculous and it brings politics into disrepute.”"
I think Ms Wollaston needs to wake and smell the coffee – politics is already so far into disrepute that nobody can do it any further damage.
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Is that bloke gerard. Still. In charge of th petty. Cash in. Forest road ??
Oh no sorry … He s been promoted and is trousering it as an MP. These days. ….
Silly. Me.
The silly cow is residing in a bubble. She should get out more and find out what real people think about her and her fellow shyster MP’s.
But if you are going to be disreputable, do it with more fvcking grace and dignity!
Give thu bruva a chance,Im a fine man, he share da luv in da cummunity
Election parties galore last night. CNN hosted a bash at One Mayfair attended by Labour MPs Austin Mitchell, Gloria del Piero, Harriet Harman and Guido fawkes. “Nobody in this country can be indifferent to this election,” Guido Fawkes told me.
Guests were offered the choice of Obama and Romney badges on the way in and Guido Fawkes was pleased to point out that the Romney jar was distinctly full at the night’s close while his rival’s was emptied by midnight.
But by far the most fun was Popbitch’s election party at Redhook in Clerkenwell. Richard Bacon skyped in live from Tampa with updates.
“The event was non-partisan,” said the site’s founder, Camilla Wright. “Republicans had a long wait for their cocktails as we outsourced their waiting staff to China. And some Obama fans ran out of food stamps for their espresso martinis at midnight.
“The Republicans behaved with good spirit all night. Almost everyone called the states right in the guessing game so Kebab Time was able to win Jimmy Savile’s commander-in-chief baseball cap.”
Fuck it, fuck off, fuck you, fuck her, fuck him, fuck this, fuck that, fuck all.
Repetive strain. Syndrome on your vocal. Chords dear??
I. Should see a. Doctor..
Alternatively. Cut down on the fags and the blowjobs
It’s a shame Respect have more MP’s than UKIP.
That’s what you get when you pander to a specific group of fanatics residing in inner city shitholes. Labour have done it for years.
They don’t ‘reside’ in inner city shitholes so much as they ‘create’ them.
“Respect”, the party of Islamic colonisation.
respec to you too
Ragheads and ragamuffins.
Croydon North by-election will be on November 29. Lab will win but Winston”Slasher” McKenzie will do well for UKIP – so well known locally.
Respect
Employing demagogues so you don’t have to.
Can’t wait to see nads in her bikini.
Bloody shame they have confiscsted her Whip though.
I bet she looks better in a catsuit than George Galloway.
Will she be stroking her pussy?
A thread about someone we have never heard of.
Dave always manages to be out of the country on days like today
* Announces MORE foreign aid
* His mate Mitt losing in the US
* Total t*osser Quentin Letts mate Mad Nad suspended from commons
* His other mate Clegg battered the sh*ite out of at PMQ’s
I think you will find, if you are bright enough ( huge ask for you I know ) that Cameron is actually best mates with Obumma and has confided with friends he would be a Democrat, if he were in American politics.
Or if he were suitably. Destitute
But its ‘fair’ that UKIP get 1000xs more votes, I expect?
Slip into something comfy,dim the lights and put on a Jasper&Galloway CD.
Sure puts me in the mood for having a shit.
Boing, globule, molecule, ridicule, vestibule
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4071/4449506159_969631a3be_z.jpg
George Galloway used to be a laydee?
I would imagine this will be something of a quandary for Abbott. Does she support the Labour white honky or her bl@ck brother.
When it comes down to it, everyone knows Abbott is a racist and, like black Americans, support the brotha every time.
I am sooooo looking forward to Mad Nad (Quentin Letts worships her ) eating cock. And I’m not talking about a kangaroos.
Do you get TV in your cell ?
oh don’t be silly..
I have a 52 Inch LED, with 3D and surround sound.
Will be watching on my sun terrace, in Villa in Qatar
All courtesy of Dave and the UK Tax payer
Really M.K.M.1.? Do your employers know thay you’re an utter nutter? What do you do, count sand grains?
Whatever you do, hope they do’nt find out you’re on mind altering d..r..u..g…s. What an utter nutter you are!
I’m the kind of guy who makes women wet every time I walk past them.
I really have to control my excessive spitting.
Has Lee Grasper ever had a real job ??
Yes, but not in the evil, dreadful, wicked Thatcher era when he had to resort to politics.
Dow Jones Down. FTSE 100 Down.
Where’s the Obama bounce?
Same place as Dave’s
* 3 budget bounces
* Royal wedding bounce
* Jubilee bounce
* Olympic bounce
* Double dip end bounce
It bounced up 150points yesterday so it is normal for it to bounce down today .
The real point here is why did it go up so much yesterday and who knew what .
Gold’s up though!
Obama’s going to punish wealth creators till the economy improves.
Nadine Dorries pictured in her I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! outfit. http://www.itv.com/news/story/2012-11-06/tory-mp-nadine-dorries-to-appear-on-im-a-celebrity/ …
That outfit definitely needs a whip.
Wheres her diggory doo?
As I relaxed sipping a cocktail on my recent holiday, I called over the manager and said, “There are a couple of disgusting black things floating in here.”
He looked into my glass and said, “I can’t see anything.”
“Right there,” I pointed.
He said, “Sir, you’re in a communal swimming pool, please do not be racist.”
You’re not a very good troll, are you?
What I don’t understand is why the BBC did their US election coverage from a studio in washington and then cut away to different states for the local coverage.
The whole of that studio team could just as easily have been sat in a studio at the BBC TV centre.
We are a National Treasure. Please call us ‘Aunty’ or ‘The Beeb’.
Make sure you pay the Telly Tax or we’ll get you sent to prison.
Can I call you Uncle Ernie?
Should that not be Uncle Mac?
Strange why doesn’t my bike sing ‘ole man river’ when I chain it up for the night?
“it’s perfect for a Respect upset.”
Got to love Guido’s election predictions.
Any “respect” I might have had for Galloway has gone with his chumming up to Grasper, a 24 carat knobhead.
As stated earlier, it’s interesting how he has changed his accent to one that might appeal to a certain sector of da Croydon constituency innit.
Dianne Abbots granny
She’s too slim and good looking to be related to Fatso Abott. You would need a whole planation’s crop of bananas to fit round her waist.
That’s a Chevalier of the Legion d’Honneur and holder of the Croix de Guerre you’re gawping at.
I live in Warlingham, just outside Croydon, and won’t go anywhere near Croydon these days. It’s become a dangerous, downmarket, multicultural `hood . Visitors from Switzerland recently took the train to East Croydon and were so shocked and intimidated they booked a taxi all the way back to Central London. They’ve been visiting for decades and could not believe the changes. Fertile ground for opportunistic political lowlifes like Galloway and Jasper. Appointing Jasper would be Croydon’s final badge of shame.
The Swiss are excellent folk
If some foreign type tries to claim asylum they are locked down under a mountain for 23 hours a day until said foreign type is deported under armed guard
Their border guards carry machine guns and swarthy types from the Balkans and Turkey are most unwelcome
They make good watches , guns (and you can keep a machine gun at home), low taxes
Beast heaven
I’m disappointed that the blog is not trying to boost Biggles’ candidate.
He does seem quite exceptional
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_McKenzie
It’s all about race, the trouble is the white lefty hippy types can’t get their head around it.
Yep
A race to claim the most cash from the taxpayer,the Govt doesnt actuallly have any cash
+ 1 on Beast’s observations on the Swiss. My son lives in Zug in one of those lush mountainside homes. They don’t bother to lock the doors because the crime rate is basically zero. You’re not allowed to drive children to school. For safety reason they must be walked. Designated coaches tour the cities at night to pick up illegals, stragglers etc who are promptly locked up and the illegals deported. Health insurance is mandatory and the standard and efficiency of hospitals and surgeries put even the prestigious/expensive US ones to shame. Best of all, foreigners cannot obtain Swiss citizenship. Renewable work and residency permits. But not citizenship. We have so much to learn! Vat is 8% and income tax around 16%. No surprise then that Croydon terrified my son’s family. And now the possibility of Jasper being grafted onto the political landscape FFS!
George Galloway morphs into
Tim westwood impersonating Barry White
LEE (my righteous dog)
Im Lee Jasper
Im no grasper
Just cos I stole 100 grand
Thats no reason why I shouldnt stand
Vote for this rapper
An Labour will be in the crapper
Croydon needs Lee Jasper like House of Reeves need another riot.
I ll make sure there’s no white people left in Croydon-kill all white people
The arse end to politics.