November 7th, 2012

Subtle Boris Slips Over to See Troops

David Cameron hiding from hacks and selling arms to dodgy allies is the perfect opportunity for Boris to peacock his way around the Parliamentary Conservative Party.

Tonight he has managed to find time in his no doubt busy schedule to address the backbench 1922 Committee.

While the cat’s away…

UPDATE:

Ouch…


131 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    Mitt Mormoney says:

    He needs magic underwear!

  3. 3
    caption winner says:

    Boris responds to being asked who is the worst Tory MP since Ted Heath.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Our favourite Bimbo out to kick ass.

  5. 5
    Digger says:

    News Corp profits up threefold

    Fuck you Watson

  6. 6
    None of the above says:

    Boris do us all a favour and stitch up the arms dealer while he is away

  7. 7
    Paddy says:

    What’s wrong with supplying these countries with arms? They are key historic allies of the UK and we have a massive dependency on oil. Britain was responsible for their defence until December 1971 when we unilaterally withdrew from the commitment.

    Given that we can’t do it any more. surely the least that we can do for these Wallahs now is supply them with the means to defend themselves? It’s really not as though they can’t afford it…

  8. 8
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Very tiresome.

  9. 9
    Big Beast Ken says:

    Don’t worry Dave, I’ve got your back.

  10. 10
    Sally Bercow says:

    I’d let Boris run my co̶untry anyday [@SallyBercow]

  11. 11
    Scousers Utd says:

  12. 12
    Kebab time says:

    While it’s brilliant that an openly gay senator has been elected in the US, it’s troubling that 18% female senators is a record high.

  13. 13
    Tom Watson says:

    I wear magic underwear too – it’s so my barely legal interns think I have a pecs and a six pack.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Are they baggy?

  15. 15
    Mars Attacks says:

    And if we don’t the frogs or the bears will. It’s like a bloody zoo.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t give a shit.

  17. 17
    Dale Winton says:

    Spandex can only do so much girlfriend!

  18. 18
    Spotty Lizard says:

    Poor show from Boris.

  19. 19
    Justine Thornton QC Wife of Millonaire Ed says:

    I think that my Ed would be a great leader, but just between you and me he is a rubbish shag

  20. 20
  21. 21
    Not our country says:

    JNobody cares.

  22. 22
    Justine Thornton QC Wife of Millonaire Ed says:

    Is it illegal to shag pikeys in the US

  23. 23
    Fiona Bruce says:

    I like to eat scones with the jam on first.

  24. 24
    Redneck says:

    Mee neether

  25. 25
    on the road to Hell says:

    The USA has become a country in moral decline.

  26. 26
    Bald Rick says:

    This shows how treacherous Johnson is.

  27. 27
    I'm a hasbeen/neverbeen, get me outta here! says:

    Day two in the jungle. The lions have already eaten Nadine. Everyone is celebrating.

  28. 28
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Go for it !!!!!!! The disaster in the making….LOL

  29. 29
    Mars Attacks says:

    It could have been worse for Dave – he could have popped round “Just to see if Sam Cam’s OK while your out of the country”….!!!

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Boris way of governing “Do nothing”. It will be a wasted 8 years for London. Boris didn’t win Ken lost. London would have voted any body to stop Ken.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    An American financier who bought Comet for £2 could now make millions from its sale, despite leading it into administration.

    Henry Jackson bought the electricals company nine months ago and now more than 6,600 staff are facing redundancy.

    Yet because his company OpCapita are secured creditors, he could rake in a large portion of a potential £50m liquidation sale of Comet.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229120/Anger-US-investor-led-Comet-administration-make-millions-liquidation-retailer-6-600-staff-face-redundancy.html#ixzz2BXD5OVcW
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  32. 32
    Grauniadista says:

    Borris is a hard right rascist homaphobic mysogonistic buffon who always referrs to black people as picannies, always every day.

  33. 33
    Pliney the Welder says:

    Ah, Mousey, you are indeed a Zen koan…….. the sound of one hand wanki.ng.

  34. 34
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    If she really wants to cause a stink she could do a Lauren Booth, convert and end up working for Press TV. Didn’t she see the light in the jungle?

  35. 35
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    I thought for one moment he had gone to Afghanistan.

  36. 36
    Ehtch says:

    1922 committee is full of seven year old spit roast kebabers, I have heard, alegedly.

    Would like to look at their minutes of past meetings over the years, to read them deciding who’s turn it is for a “holiday” to North Wales.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    How did Guido get ‘реасосk’ through the modbot?

  38. 38
    Mars Attacks says:

    TWat.son in a gimp suit? Or just naked…?

  39. 39
    Mormon Morons says:

    I guess all those Republicans who said Obama would turn the white house into a mosque were proved right. Oh, wait, no they weren’t.

    But those who said he’d nuke Is*ael were proved correct. Oh, hold on. No, not that either.

    At least those who said he’d abolish capitalism and make it illegal for anyone to earn more than $100 were right. Uh, wait a second… nope, not them too.

    Well, I guess he’ll do all those things in his second term, during which he’ll make himself president for life and change the name of the country to United States of Islamistan.

  40. 40
    Ehtch says:

    we can live in hope

  41. 41
    typoed says:

    “David Cameron hiding from hacks and selling arms to dodgy allies is the perfect opportunity for Boris to cock his way around the Parliamentary Conservative Party.”

  42. 42
    Erskine May says:

    You omitted to mention his favourite dish of baby a l’orange.

  43. 43

    If Boris promised to ‘do nothing’ for the next eight years, I’d agree to that.
    if he promised not to faff about with disability regulations.Children’s meal planners for child minders. Extending CB checks to shop workers. A royal commission to regulate the height between shelves in a fridge to ensure safe storage of products, maybe even a law requiring meat and fish to be stored in separate fridges. The resulting increase in fridges in the UK domestic market draining our power, requiring a new energy tax.
    A decision on bagpipe playing in a built up areas. A national living wage. A national comfy wage. A national comfy + living and a bit extra wage. A top down, bottom up, cock up revision of the NHS.
    Part night lighting. Part daylight heating. High speed train link from Bolton to Blackpool. Winter fuel allowance to be means tested and all associated costs taken from the allowance rendering it pointless.
    Maximum tolerances for fish tanks in living rooms to be discussed.
    Special religious freedoms for Druids enshrined in law. P
    Pasties to be taxed by heat.
    Cars to be taxed by height above the kerb.
    300 new quangos for European integration/non-integration/trade/wine tasting/ craft making….and on and on and on.

    8 years of Boris doing bugger all except chasing interns around a big desk has much to recommend it.

  44. 44
    Robert the Biker says:

    Or the Septics

  45. 45
    ÁC1 says:

    Face it. Comet was crap. Henry Jackson managed to give comet staff 6 months more wages, hopefully they used the time wisely to look for other work.

  46. 46
    Ehtch says:

    Someone post the first photo of Dave Cams shaking hands with Pres Obama, when he asks Dave “how are your perverts doing in your ‘fine’ country”

  47. 47
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    I lost – TWICE. Get over it.

  48. 48
    Robert the Biker says:

    Many a true word is spoken in jest!

  49. 49
    Cwis Bwyant says:

    I wear my boyfriend’s under – for a month !

  50. 50

    I thought she wasn’t doing this babble any more?

    Didn’t she stop tweeting? Has her cold turkey ended so soon? Is there some kind of patch she could have? Like a band aid across her lips and her thumbs set in plaster?

  51. 51
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  53. 53
    Wotta Tossa Skid Mark 1 says:

    What, Red Ed Millionaireband and Ed Bolokov ?

    That’s not a disaster. It’s Armageddon.

  54. 54
    Pundit too too says:

    Reading the header I thought Boris had gone to visit our troops in Afghanistan – ha ha.

  55. 55
    Bryant's Y-fronts says:

    I can understand why Dave finds it necessary to hide from the hacks. Whenever he makes a foreign tour, the British hacks ask him stupid questions about domestic trivia, instead of dealing with substantive issues.

    It is all to do with celebrity culture, mindless hacks and a lack of intellect in the media!

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    It’s lucky for Dave that Romney didn’t get elected to show up what a true socialist he is.

  57. 57
    Ehtch says:

    I try. : )

    But funny that it is tory whities that are the perves, no matter how hard we try to dig on others? Just look at the deep south whities…..

    If you are planning on visiting the US, and have a fit male arse, of any race, make sure it is a democrat state, is my Huw’s own foreign office/orofice advice. But if you are after action of the dangerous bum kind, do other.

  58. 58
    Pundit too too says:

    Are you sure you are spelling “country” right?

  59. 59
    ÁC1 says:

    By the way. If Obama is such a genius, why has he hidden his school records?

  60. 60
    Obama Nobel says:

    Now that the election is over, if Iran does not cease its nuclear production, then it’s war.

  61. 61
    Mars Attacks says:

    Too bloody true!

  62. 62
    ÁC1 says:

    Er San Francisco and cape cod are massively democrat, and both centres for arse banditry.

  63. 63
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Is that the official line to cover Boris’s lack of commitment to his current job in London

    “””Tonight he has managed to find time in his no doubt busy schedule to address the backbench 1922 Committee”””

    Not fooling anyone Borisido Boriswkes

  64. 64
    Reagan, Bush Sr, Thatcher, Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, Clinton and W Bush says:

    We love the Saudis! That’s why they nicknamed Dubya “Bandar Bush”. And we loved doing business with the various despots of Egypt, Jordan, Libya and pre-1990 Iraq where we sold Saddam chemical weapons. But we weren’t n*****s, so it’s ok. Toot toot!

  65. 65
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    One more and they’ll have a golf course.

  66. 66
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “France unveiled Tuesday tax breaks for businesses worth up to 20 billion euros a year in a bid to address the flagging competitiveness at the heart of the country’s economic…”
    (H/T Expatria).

    Typical volte-face from the socialist internationale. to be paid for in part by our contributions to the EUSSR no doubt. This must count as a small victory for Dave.

  67. 67
    Ehtch says:

    WHARRR! Joe 90 brainwashed or what?

    And some young ladies for you, dancing to the Joe 90 theme tune a couple of years ago, in that Lahndahn, mmmmm….

    the one in the long dark hair and multi pattened dress for me, please Boris…

  68. 68
    Liebor Edukashun says:

    Don’t forgett me.

  69. 69
    ÁC1 says:

    Er why is that Brilliant? It’s totally irrelevant unless you think he’s going to only represent gayers.

  70. 70
    Bogeyman says:

    +100

  71. 71
    ÁC1 says:

    Boris for PM. 5 years of non-meddling would be handy.

    If they could get the House of Lords reformed into a house that removed legislation, that would be good too.

  72. 72
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    This obsession with Boris is very amusing. Wake up neo nuts. Boris only narrowly defeated Ken, in London and London alone.

    Outside of the Boris London doughnut he would be battered electorally. This is why the Boris camp are very reluctant to commission polling data for Boris. Oh yes Borisido Boriswkes…I know more than you think.

  73. 73
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    We’ll give them the money to buy the stuff as ‘foreign aid’, then Daves arms manufacturer chums will get the cash back in sales. Whichever Dictator of the Day buys the kit can then use it to keep his population cowering.

    Coming to the UK soon.

  74. 74
    Kaz Ewell-Racism says:

    Don’t worry love – your off to the land of “yaki dah” soon, where men are men and sheep are fast. (Or scared) Get yourself a sheepskin coat, both your legs down one welly, head stuck in a hedge and Rhobert is your shepherding Uncle.

    Don’t forget the foreplay though…. BAHHHH!! BAAAHHHH!!

    There’s lovely.

  75. 75
    moussa's gay hamster says:

    If you’re the Mark 1 version, fuck knows what the other Marks are like.

  76. 76
    Theresa May says:

    Child abuse is an abhorrent, hateful and disgusting crime. Except when it’s committed by party grandee friends of ours who raised millions of pounds for the party, in which case we warn the police to back off from investigating them for violently torturing and buggering boys in a Wrexham hotel on Sunday nights in the 70s and 80s. As we said at the time, they’re just care home bastards, no one will miss them, so let the Lord have his fun.

  77. 77
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Are you shwa you are spelling “country” right?

  78. 78
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Lions in the jungle will be a change from the vultures and jackals in Westminster.

  79. 79
    Pliney the Welder says:

    And Armageddon outta here!

  80. 80
    Ehtch says:

    notice she is covered in poppies – lost her grandad in the Battle of Britain I was told on youtubby, so could be, maybe. Could be her ggg dad in WWI, but it is something like that.

  81. 81
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    He was once rude about Liverpool, so he does have at least one saving grace.

  82. 82
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Yes, he’s a cheeky little tick. Dave should give the little blighter a clip round the ear and send him to bed without supper.

  83. 83
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    All anonymong can do is cut and paste. Analysing why rubbish chain stores fail, is beyond him.

  84. 84
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Has she been called to the baa?

  85. 85
    Aunt Mat says:

    Boris was born in New York.

    He seems an ideal candidate for Presidency of the USA.

    He has outgrown London and the PM’s job seems such a piddling affair now.

  86. 86
    Tin Can Cam says:

    Frankly I don’t care what he does so long as I get to keep my pay, pension and perks.

  87. 87
    Bogeyman says:

    That’s not sixties. You can see someone in the foreground holding a digital camera.

    Also in the sixties, film was captured on celluloid which meant you had to compose your precious shots. Now every arsehole thinks he’s a cameraman but can’t even hold the fukin camera still, let alone pay attention to the rules of composition.

  88. 88
    Gordon Brown says:

    Sally’s promises are not subject to legitimate expectation.

  89. 89
    Ah! Monika says:

    Caption Comp.

    Boris pointing to the Left.

  90. 90
    Duty Pedant says:

    I am afraid there are no lions in the Australian jungle.

  91. 91
    Ah! Monika says:

    Remember the average IQ is only 100

  92. 92
    Bogeyman says:

    Wrong. Every poll shows Boris as the most popular politician in Britain. Or do you think every poll is wrong?

  93. 93
    Ehtch says:

    True, but they don’t exactly hid it, do they. AHHH, you get it now do you.

    A Brighton England song for you friend, to roagd map/GPS you,

    Just let me know when you come down to Wales, I have some kosher above board directions for you for if you want such. Takes all sorts to make the World up, as long as everyone is over the age, and not hypocritical at their wedding vows….

  94. 94
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    I think you find that what will happen to their underground nuclear facility will be more accurately described as a “Shitstorm”.

    A war is better described as a STATE of open, armed, often prolonged conflict carried on between nations, states, or parties.

    After Iran’s new centrifuges (this time loaded WITH McAfee! ) have become so much molten scrap, buried back in the rocks, then as far as the rest of the world is concerned – job done.

    It’s not the Iranian people that are the problem, far from it. It’s the sky fairy/ pedo prophet worshipping nutters who control the political landscape.

  95. 95
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Was “Joe 90″ about a boy who lived inside a Giant Electric Terry’s Chocolate Orange?

  96. 96
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Because most of them are Nolan Sisters LPs.

  97. 97
    Can't be bothered says:

    Yawn…..

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    No marks?

  99. 99
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    L.A. and Noo York ditto.

  100. 100
    None of the above says:

    Simply not true, in fact here is a picture of a judge led enquiry producing its riveting 10,000 page report …

  101. 101
    jimbo says:

    Can someone please confirm one way or another whether arms dealers helped fund Cameron for his leadership challenge and was it not arms dealers who have donated to the Conservative Party. Was it not Cameron who led the charge against Libya (what a mess now) and now Syria ? I wonder who benefits at getting involved in these wars, certainly the British tax payers end up paying for them.

  102. 102
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    “Subject matter – How to win elections”

    That lecture should take all of ten seconds.

    “Hold an In-Out Referendum on EU Membership.”

  103. 103
    Ehtch says:

    Yes “Theresa!, the chickens are finally coming home to roost. A joke for you, : )

    Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
    A. To get to the otherside.

    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
    A. He was stuck on the end of the pervert.

    : )

  104. 104
    Ehtch says:

    i Remeber Yoo Hoo, Chester York and Edinburgh, and growing parts of Cardiff. Good luck to them I say. Like to see people happy, whatever their wotsit pecadillos, I’m happy with it.

    What do you say Maldwyn?

    There, see, no problem at all friend, if your just say what street you want to go up see.

  105. 105
    pissed off voter says:

    Yes, Comet was crap but that in no way justifies the legal fiddle that allowed Jackson to profit in the manner that he did.

  106. 106
    Can't be bothered says:

    But the money and the jobs stay here…? And that’s a bad thing, how?

  107. 107
    Kaz Ewell-Racism says:

    Excellent, QBP!!

  108. 108

    How about legitimate expectoration?

  109. 109
    Ehtch says:

    Good grief Bogeyman, Joe 90 even had a laptop in 1968, that is the whole point of maevellous Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. And Quiet Bat Person, yes, Terry’s did rip it off.

    More Gerry Anderson here, with Ed Straker/Bishop, the yank, and Jane Merrow, and then Jane Merrow in Torbay England, their then Riviera, i the early 1960s, with Ollie Reed the great, with Michael “Death Wish” Winner behind the camera, enjoy my friends, as Winner no doubt would say,


    Notice the gormless blonde at the start there? That is Julia Foster – mam of Ben Fogle, the gormless whinging beeb plonker! : )

  110. 110
    Ehtch says:

    WHOOOPS – this second vid, try again, with Ollie,

  111. 111

    Certainly not the poll (sic) who is the current leader of the LieBore Party, Mousey – if Mr Ballsup sees where you have have lead yourself with this poorly thought out argument, he’s going to scream “CU.NT!!!!!” in your face over and over again…. again. And you remember his cholestoral laden spittle was so hard to get off your band aid repaired glasses the last time.

    Silly Mousey.

  112. 112
    None of the above says:

    Do not forget the foreign aid to India which probably funds similar tech !

  113. 113
    Ehtch says:

    And Fiona Bruce says she has no oriental blood. Have you seen here eyes? Something side-valve is going on there in her genes. And her arse is chinese, I can tell, Singaporian.

    Side-valve is Anzac speak for oriental women, they go crossways not up and down, or something – don’t ask…

  114. 114
    Ehtch says:

    and other disco, AHEM!

    I’ve seen clips on the disco dancefloor from back in his day, and let me tell you, he had or even still has some moves man. Can see now what Michelle saw in him, apart from his obvious, with his lycra skin tight pants on.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    bimbo dumb.
    boris no dumb.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    clearly boris has nothing to do. bit like the other celeb in the jungle. is it wierd or just a blond thingywingy,

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    boris is a one man show. he should go into sales.

  118. 118
    bumboys and nonces says:

    He’d have had to use the backdoor

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    is 1922 the hard establishment world of secrets.
    perhaps after free.mason.ry we can learn about this secretive organisation.
    Great Britain.
    for all your secrets,

  120. 120
    JH says:

    My word, young women looking unstressed, feminine and with a bit of joie de vivre.

    And thus, very, very attractive.

    What a novelty these days.

  121. 121
    JH says:

    …or if it is at the BBC, whereupon saved-for-a-rainy-day stories about evil Tories are magically conjured up.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    no peace without china.
    and china is into stability.

  123. 123

    Frankly, I think BoJo would fuc.k the crack of dawn if he could find it.

  124. 124
    nambawan pikinini bilong Misis kwin says:

    Watch it

  125. 125
    The Golem says:

    How reassuring!

  126. 126
    The Golem says:

    The bugs are a major challenge and often laugh at insect repellents.

  127. 127
    lojolondon says:

    Good job, Boris, nailed it in one!

    But what if I want to earn £250kpa plus expenses and no tax and unlimited travel and hotels and opportunities to take bribes and influence people and employ my family and give Sam the same position? Then I HAVE to support the EU at every opportunity like Klegger. So the answer is ‘NO’. But I won’t say ‘NO’. I will say “I believe that what the British people want is to be in Europe, but with more say on Europe”.

    A cast-iron wetsuit is what he needs!

  128. 128
    Archie says:

    Old chestnut. Definitely untrue! Ask me how I know.

  129. 129
    Archie says:

    At least he can spell UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!

  130. 130
    Archie says:

    Mmmmmmmm! Jane Merrow …………..followed by Francesca Annis did it for my as a callow youth back then! Anyone see the latter starkers in “Walkabout”?

  131. 131
    Archie says:

    Fuck the brothers, I’ll have dah sistah, ‘cos she is well fit, innit?


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