Nadine Dorries, I Presume…
ITV have released the first shot from the jungle:
Good luck with the nads, Nads…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
You would though…..
I like the photo’s properties.
221,856 bytes ?
Original address without go nads was
http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/gonads.jpg?w=480&h=602
Now been changed to gonads1 with go nads
38C
How old is Nadine’s daughter? Boaz.
What is Cameron’s problem with women? He takes the wipe off a women but hasn’t done anything about the Tory peado. Almost everyone with internet know who these people are and what horrible things they did to kids. We also know who set up the earlier cover up.
Why there is no action from Cameron?
Man named Ben, who was cared for at the home, says he had his trousers pulled down for Savile’s ‘entertainment’ and so did other boys at the home
High-profile visitors to the home allegedly included 2 senior former Tories
‘Children whose parents had died in horrific circumstances were targeted more because they knew nothing could be done about it’, says Mr Gregory
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Who is this guy “Dave”? Fucking limey fag keeps calling me Barack, like he wants to suck my cock. Doesn’t he know that’s Rahm’s job?
Not any more rahm s. mayor of chicago now. ..
Does not. do blow jobs any more.
Has developed instead a penchant for farting against th breeze .
Well chicago is after all the windy city …
Have you been asleep for the past week? there are about 7 enquiries going on into these allegations, would you rather people were thrown in to clink without evidence or a trial, in case they are guilty. Yours is a mob mentality.
Inquiry? Do you mean another cover up? How many more years?
He could just ask the victims the name of these people, announce there name in parliament and kick them out of the house.
I am sure public will do the rest as long as they know government is on there side and not protecting the peados.
judicial inquiry. in zee open.
but patience Dear friends.
it will all be revealed kinda like the mp.s expenses though i dare say there will be some shredding to protect those who are even more protected than youknowhoo. paedo’s are hidden in plain sight. who protects them? BBC.
free.mason.s….who are these folks that the chap on the street is bewildered about. The public will have its way, it is just waiting to get the full rot in view. sensible public.
Fuck any due process or trial coz this is a demockrassie.
Well its not a cover up, I mean they have named at least three celebs who have had unproven allegations against them but refuse to name the polotician.
Of course it,s not a cover up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The profession of the airbrush artist is a lonely calling
Well, it’d be rude not to
I can’t wait for Nadine to recreate this scene:
Klaaaaaaas!
Klaaaaasssss!
Yeah. …. And what an. Aaaaaaassss
and I have just release my first shot !
Cannot wait to see Nadine in a similar scene , wish all mp,s were like her instead of Ed Balls
No actually, I don’t think I would
I’m not a tit man, but she does have good chesticles.
My two tits are called Dave & Gideon
Ohhh… Not newton and ridley then ..
Next you ll. be conning us into believing you are NOT a. Fur. Coat /no knickers. Type of lady .
Will Ant and Dec have her eating gonads in the jungle? I’d pay good money to see that.
Wish I was the chief whip.
Why break the habit of a lifetime smoggie?
Why indeed?
I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time she has had testicles in her mouth.
As. My. Girlfriend would admit to ;
before the main event i do like a good long gobble. .
Get ‘em off, Nads, and flash us your lilies!
Can I come over and probe in the bush?
Kisses everywhere.
It is now official: Nadine Dorries will take over as PILF (Politician I’d Like to Fornicate with), for those very few Young Tory lads remaining who are not poofs or nonces. She replaces Louise Mensch, who held the honour for the past two years, till she swanned off to the States, where she is currently working hard at becoming a FoxNews anchorblonde. Nadine will hold the honour till 2015, when she is expected not to stand again, and to swan off to Australia to be that nation’s version of LouLou.
I will be surprise if Tory lads are bothered about women.
Women make great secretaries and tea makers.
And beards!
x 100,000,000
From the RespectYourself.Info webbsite. Masturbation section
One final point, whilst masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of, it is considered bad manners to do it in public. Generally, masturbation is something you do in private rather than at the dinner table or in polite company.
So that will be when watching I’m a Celeb then.
I would tasty
She should be doing the job she was elected to do…idiot tart!!
Just had a wank.
On CiF
As one commentator puts it “the day irony died…”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/07/nadine-dorries-celebrity-mp
You would, wouldn’t you?
Too bloody right I would. She’s got a good photographer there, too.
No nipples though…where’s the nipples?
Are you are sure it is a photo op at kew or that place in Devon, they can fake anything these days, surely she wouldn’t wear nail varnish in the jungle
Lovely pair…
http://horsforthletdownbyleeds.blogspot.co.uk/
I shall be voting for UStriP.
I would
I think I just have.
Mmmmmmmm………..
What a fucking liberty
Margaret Moran has really demeaned the role
Denis McShane told me she only does anal.
No! He said, ‘and anal!’
Very pleasant considering the hysterical posts about child abuse on here. You couldnt make it up.
How is she these days? Well enough to be prosecuted? Oh, thought as much.
Corrupt, see? The lot of them.
My Nan says, you’re right!
Nice tits. Don’t forget to pay back the £5 grand of your MP’s salary you wont be earning while fucking about in the undergrowth.
What’s an about?
I wouldn’t mind having a rummage in her undergrowth.
G’day cobblers.
Funny. If this was any other MP who was neglecting their duties to their constituents, Guido would be all over them. But as it’s loopy Nadine Dorries, she gets a pass, presumably because Guido would like to be all over her.
I think all you old dears drooling over mad nad really need to get out more,unless the nurses wont let you go out.
Don’t call me loopy and give me back my whip!
They all demean, or demeaned in La Minge’s case, the position of MP. Self-serving, troughing, lying, self-aggrandising, corrupt, perverted, greedy, thieving bastards. La Minge will be back for another go some day in the belief that some party or other couldn’t possibly do without her. Horrible filthy parasites – like the bacteria in my leg ulcers.
Mindbleach!!!
Nan, are you Elsie Beatties sister by any chance? We haven’t heard from her for ages. Has she gone to her Reg I wonder?
I heard she’s currently providing Police with statements as she was one of Jimmy Saviles first guests on Jim’l fix it from 1903
I’m sure you have Michael.
She won’t look like that in a couple of days with a giant Echidna clamped to her left one.
I’m hungry
She doesnt look like it now ! photoshop.
i like gold
We will prove the two into one will go
i am the Prime Minister, get me out of here
All women sit on a goldmine and this one knows how to use it.
Funny how shecgetscall the hate yet Macshit and that other drunk jock twat who tried to punch out a few Tories gets away with it.
Then we have McSnot who has spent the last 2 years at tax payers expense writing about how he fucked the world. I hope we all get a cut of the 3 copies he sells.
Then we have been lids who use theirosition to make money by writing books or heading up think tanks.
Nads might be mad and taking us for a ride, but in the grand scheme of things, shes’s small beer.
I think you may overestimate how upset the public is at the thought of punching out tories.
I would prefer it if the inadequates in the shadow cabinet were punched out instead if its all the same to you.
Our technology being used well. Although I would recommend a +6 on the ‘selfish cow’ filter next time.
I guess she will be complaining next week that she is not taken seriously
No doubt Ant and Dec will have her eating Dick at the first possible chance.
Or maybe Dec will have her eating Ant? Who will know?
I bet Mad Nad will get a bit of crafty cocky in woods when no one is looking.
I think it is particularly dangerous to give a scouser the oxygen of publicity.
But Old Boy, Ding Dong.
That’s Leslie Phillips you absolute shower!
36d?
I’m a child ràping grandee in Italy with powerful connections, just try and get me out of here!
Listen to radi 2 yesterday on the vine programme to see what the results are.
I’d shoot you dead whilst eating my dinner.
And why does 81lly neve post when its a female being mentioned? Is he Gordon Brown?
To him wimmin are disgusting.
I do wish all these disapproving bores would f uk off. So what if she absents herself for a month? The one-eyed bogey muncher disappears for months on end.
Her constituency will still be there when she gets back, not a jot worse for her absence.
I noticed a Guardianista yesterday comparing her with the virtuous socialist Dennis Skinner, who apparently has not missed a parliamentary session for 40 years. Big deal. What’s he done apart from sit there scowling?
and pissing himself on a few occasions
This is why I wear old clothes in Parliament.
The most useless cnut in Parliament 46 years and achieved f… All
OT. Good luck with the nads, Nads?
I must assume Guido refers to Nadine using Oz’s famed beauty product for the inevitable bikini line photos that will be taken.
For gentlemen wishing to follow her example of a clean, hair free result this link is not to be overlooked.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0
I haven’t laughed so much in aeons
Brill
smoggie
I’m looking forward to her having a wash down by the river and soaping up those big knockers
Leave Eric Pickles out of it!
Looks like the markets are loving Obama getting back in ………
Yo m&&&erf&&ker, youse going down.
The Asian markets, yes. What does that tell the small investor? (PS I’m 5′ 11″)
Yep, DOW down 283 points and counting.
Wall St. drops stocks a few % points to remind Obama who’s in charge. No need for O to start thinking he’s in charge…
Yeah right on reality check for all these f….. liberals
Good to see Guido enraged with this folly whilst Dorries is being paid out of the public purse
Five live at 0500 had Richard Bacon wittering on and having orgasms over the election result…….. 1530 this afternoon he is back on Five Live broadcasting from a US bowling alley….. the man is a flocking useless hunt…… !!
Likewise Simon Schama on this morning. He was so excited I thought he
was going to self-pollute on air.
The cnut Bacon once described himself as ‘A minor celebrity’ – I dispute the ‘celebrity’.
She’ll get them babies out under the waterfall, I’m confident of that.
You bet I will!
So, how much do you pay Fawkes to let you post shite on here?
I’m a charitable person and I do this for free.
Consider it a publice service.
38c at a guess.
Breast relief, £50.
Used to work in Brisbane – I bet that shot was taken in the Botanical Gardens, which is right in the city centre.
Wouldn’t mind betting it was taken in the UK.
I knew there was something dodgy about you smoggs
You obviously ain’t been there, Anons. Fabulous city except that you can’t get a decent pint.
I would.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Nadine-Dorries.jpg
A fruitcake with tits, what more would you want?
Not forgetting Labour’s once millionaire dominated inner-circle. How much are TB and Mandelson worth these days? Only slightly more than Ed Milllionaireband.
They are both, of course, priceless.
..although still open to offers from the highest bidder.
What a world when having a bus driver for a Dad makes you a star. Pathetic.
Nadine might be 55 but she’s a million times hotter than you Helen – you fuck ugly dyke!
And your point is …?
No chance I’m sorry to say.
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Isn’t Charlie Brooks Rebekah’s old man?
Oy Vey,is he messhugah ?
Charlie Brooks is a woman. She is on Eastenders. Do you think Rebbekahs husband would go on this rubbish when you consider how much she got as a pay off from Murdoch ? wake up at the back.
F**k Parliament! Yes we can!(yes we would)
Alright then,here we go fellas.
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Local constituency party to announce that she will not be the candidate at next general election
7/4
To join UKIP before the next general election
11/4
To receive the most bushtucker trials
7/2
To quit the show of her own accord
4/1
To be eliminated by public vote first
11/2
To to Strictly Come Dancing 2013
12/1
Is she really only 55?
Is she really only 55?
Bloody photoshop working overtime on the old croc if you ask me
Spinning in my grave.
Please be careful if you are going to be driving on the A127 where it meets the M25 J27. A horse is currently loose.
Is it Shergar?
Is it Sarah Jessica Parker or Jerry Hall ?
RIP Clive Dunn, age 92. Bless ‘im.
Just wondering how long before someone makes a sex allegation against him??
A much loved comedy character.
RIP Clive
Don’t panic, don’t panic.
They don’t like it up ‘em Captain Mainwaring.
Yes ‘Don’t panic’. Clive Dunn came from a more gentle era. Oh to have those days back. It’s just a bleeding free for all these days.
RIP Clive.
A more gentle era ? You sure about that as we seem to be spending all our resources on setting up inquiries into what went on behind the scenes during this “more gentle era”.
I have and I still do! Lovely, fuck off plebs!
ITV has suspended Lily Savage after it emerged she is to take time off from its jungle-based reality show I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here to serve as MP for Mid Bedfordshire
Her decision to become the first serving contestant to take part in the legislature, which features famous faces performing in stunts that in the past have included handing over control of the country’s media to Rupert Murdoch, destroying the NHS and making George Osborne Chancellor of the Exchequer, could keep her off TV for a month.
Colleagues reacted with surprise and she faced a barrage of criticism. By early evening, ITV had confirmed that the producers had withdrawn the invitation from Savage, who did not ask them for permission to take part.
A spokesperson said: “We … will have an urgent meeting with her when she gets back. The concern is that she will not be getting sufficient publicity in the meantime.”
The former Chick Lit “writer” Louise Mental, who gave up her drug habit to spend two years as an MP, was among those who took to Twitter to criticise Savage’s decision.
“Nothing sadder than a celebrity, or ex-celebrity, in parliament,” she said. “Just imagining the scene in my agent’s office if I said I wanted to skip making proper money for weeks to go on the Parliament Channel. Again.”
She added: “Lily pretending that a serious issue like abortion rights is why she did this is the lowest of the low. Indefensible stuff.”
Credit where credits due Jimmy, thats actually quite funny.
What bit?
shes joined the green party
Guido this kind of article is really trivial and shallow, the next thing we know you will be pimping yourself on a dowmarket tabloid run by a pornographer.
Nads Dorries, jesus chroist! Reality TV reaches Tory HQ – we are doomed.
I’d shag it though.
When will it all end?
Looking very Milfy but sadly lacking in the nipps department, maybe getting a bit hot wet and sweaty will help.
Waiting to see her noshing something exotic
You just know she’s such a dirty bitch. I bet she loves a cock in each hole. I bet she shags like a Minx.
One cock in every hole? Please we’re talking two at least in each one
Have to admit, I’ve always had a thing for Nadine. I might actually watch the show just as an excuse to look at her body
Is Dorries the female Tory MP who was banging a young Councillor in a hotel room, that was videoed by the Whips?
Why is this not on the internet somewhere?
The Claire Short of the Conservative Party but without the intellect. Collect your P45 money grubbing Hunt.
You guys are just sexist pigs and as vile as savile was.
Very tiresome.
Daily star
ConsTITuents
Well that’s been PhotoShopped.
I know I need help but I would be up that like a rat up a drainpipe.