November 6th, 2012

Your Definitive Election Night Guide


  1. 1
    Engineer says:


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    According to history, Romney will win, so grab an early night :)

  3. 3
    EC1 PhD says:

    Thanks Guido – quite helpful

  4. 4
    The public says:

    So there are some elections going on?

  5. 5
    A Pleb says:

    I don’t care who wins,I’m fed up with hearing about it,please go away.

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    Rumpy Pumpy says:

    So when is the referendum?

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    Lor Dali Makallpoon says:

    Come on Guido, show some bottle and name the Tory perv in the North Wales care home abuse scandal.

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    Sir WW says:

    315 million people those two are the best candidates they can come up with.

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    Tin Can Cam, rattling in the gutter, says:

    Takes the pressure off me for while.

  10. 10
    Lee O Nbritane says:

    Just don’t name the other one!

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    Gravely Ill Janitor says:

    Make sure you stick to Tories!!

  12. 12
    Jones the Leer says:

    Nid oedd yn i mi!

  13. 13
    Boris Johnson says:

    I will throw my hat in the ring to be the new MP for Mid-Beds after CCHQ give Nadine the tablet.

    After that ………………….

  14. 14
    Derry Ek Lord says:

    I’ve got a big stick with yo name on it.

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    The Belgian Jury says:

    Nul point!

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    lol says:

    Campaign on a platform of letting Turkey in to the Eurozone and giving 80 million moslems the right to live in Britain. You’ll win by a mile!

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    tube_thumper says:

    Nadine has committed political suicide.

    She will hopefully get voted of in the 1st week of ” im a has been get me in there”

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    Everyone in Chingford says:

    He can’t do anything else. He recently burned his bridges in London by pissing off all the Tory voters in Waltham Forest.

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    Living in 99% white North Wales says:

    No one has called her a MILF yet

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    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    Eyewitness ‘saw Thatcher aide take boys to abuse’ – Channel 4 News

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    Dr Whot says:

    Spoiler alert.

    Obama will win. After three weeks of recounts and court hearings.

  22. 22
    ALf says:

    Congratulations, you’ve just won the Nobel Prize for fuckwittery.

  23. 23
    Lord Mac Al Pint says:

    Too late. I’ve had that page pulled LOL!

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    lmao says:

    Any other result would be racist.

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    Kebab The Legless says:

    First pictures of tonight’s fire outside Camden Town tube station:

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    ted striker says:

    Win one for the Zipper.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    It is likely to be extremely close. But hopefully obama will win.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Fod yn dawel, mae yna fachgen da.

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    First !3 minutes of BeeB news covering this historic event :)

  30. 30
    HenryV says:

    Are they electing a president or voting on joining Mexico?

  31. 31
    Barry Won says:

    We already know who has won.

    Paddy Power has already paid up on bets for Barry.

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Just hoping they give similar coverage to Big John as he fights to be the first Hull Police Commissioner :)

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    Gaunty says:

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Hopefully or my Health funds invested in the US will collapse !!

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    Anonymous says:

    chingford is Tebbit territory.
    thatcher land had savile and Morrison at its heart. Extreme ppl have extreme shadows. are we going to get the night of the long shadows?

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    Dr Whot says:

    Obama is safe, steady and dull.

    Romney is competent and credible.

    But Obama can count on the non white vote. And Romney has not quite got enough whites to change their vote.

    Do not despair, Obama will fuk it all up. Iran will be his downfall when it gets a nuke on his watch.

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    Just askin' says:

    Just who is this Nadine Doris?

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Hmmmmmmm I heard it was Big Bob….. infamous for his one eyed trouser snake :)

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    Dr Whot says:

    She is lush. And I would.

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Is that ‘cos ‘e is blick ?

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    IDS says:

    You are a tad out of date there old bean

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    I admit to having considered mounting the good lady should the opportunity arise :)

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    Kebab Time says:

    But history says that.

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    Ant and Dec says:

    You wouldn’t be invited.

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Thanks a flocking bunch…….. !!

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    Dr Whot says:

    Ah yes, fine notion.

    I just came.

  47. 47
    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    Come again?

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    concrete pump says:

    Fuck off Gaunty, you fat c*nt…….

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    National Socialist says:

    Fast, unpredictable and hard to control but fun. LOL

  50. 50 says:

    Louise Mensch buggers off to America and Nadine buggers off to the jungle. And they wonder why there are so few women MPs.

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    No more illegal wars built on lies and spin says:

    And the TRUTH will be your
    Shield and rampart
    So u need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you
    in the dark
    And you need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you
    in the day
    And you need not FEAR
    What takes everybody else
    Ten thousand may fall at your
    Ten thousand at your right
    But it can’t come near you
    ‘Cause you’re dealing with the
    moral high

  52. 52 says:

    At least the men only bugger little boys.

  53. 53
    stun says:

    Ha. Contender for Comment of the day, perhaps?

  54. 54 says:

    I reckon it could be a close contest and there could be some thrilling moments but Nadine may just pull it off.

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    Tatty Watch says:

    She is a para-site keep her in there. She is making an Rse of herself.

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    The new Red Egg same as the National Socialists.... says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha too late……….. is that what Jimmy used to say??

    Lord Janner, friend of Michael Jackson would shout, “Come again?”

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    Dr Whot says:

    What about all those Labour MP’s who went to Venezuela to cheer on their hero Chavvy?

    Nadine is lush, so is instantly forgiven.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    She is out in the first week to sign on. Bye Bye to pathetic rubbish.

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    nellnewman says:

    Well I hope for the sake of PaddyPower that Omaha that bosom pal of gordon’s that he chased around that NewYork kitchen wins.

    However if romney wins instead I’m not at all sure we shall see much difference!!

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    Howay the lads..... says:

    If Obama played football ( soccer ) here, we would chant…… “He’s black he’s broon he plays for the Toon, Barrrrrrry Obama, Barry Obama……. “

  62. 62 says:

    “As if there wasn’t enough for voters to think about between the presidential and congressional races, there are another 174 questions on ballots in 38 states. They span topics from legalising mari*juana, the death penalty and gay marriage, to fluoride, casinos and even a bridge to Canada.”

    In the UK we get to vote for one pro-EU party or two other pro-EU parties.That is our idea of democracy?

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Sod the popcorn, open a decent Gevrey Chambertin and roll a heavy joint. The combination of both will ensure that whoever wins you will neither know or care.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    She is out in the first week to sign on. Bye bye to the rubbish.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Well tweeted Gaunty. Like schoolkids MPs are having themselves a half-term break and the “toffs” are taking the opportunity to kick a vociferous critic.

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    Red Egg..... says:

    I suspect the votes will be for her in the first week of Bush Tucker Trials :)

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    Window lickers united says:

    YOu spoil us Senor Fawkes.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    Romney is a republican. Republican means another dodgy war. No thanks.

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    Posh boys are clueless says:

    Totally mismanaged by the Tory Whips. At a stroke they turned Nadine from villain to victim.

    What utter pillocks.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    She is a nasty piece of work. A parasite and an opportunists who will walk over anyone for her own selfish ends.

  71. 71
    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    Out the first week. Then siigning on.

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    Barry Minge esq says:

    Liebour trolls are so sad.

    Have you noticed how Labour are so full of righteous and upright people and have no sexual deviants at all!

    There are no skeletons in Labour’s pervert cupboard, no sireee!

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    National Socialist says:

    Go Nads

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    National Socialist says:

    Why are Paddy Power already paying out for an Obama win?

    Don’t get that at all.

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    We can all play that game says:

    ” Ed admits to procuring sheep for Ron Davies”

    Oh shit! they’ve taken it down.

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    On Benefits says:

    Is that posh White Lightning?

  77. 77
    National Socialist says:

    I would prefer Esther McVey any time. She’s a scouser too.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Whose going to worry about Nadine being on the front pages tomorrow after tonight’s Channel 4 News?

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    Brown out and pay me damages. I want the parasite out of my life! says:

    The jokes are wearing bit a thin. Go to twitter jail. Do not pass go and do not collect £200.

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    Nadine Dorries should be given the sack. says:

    Time to put an end to media exploitation. Nadine Dorries deserves the SACK!

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    Runners and Riders says:

    The Lefties are going to love this… not only is the next Archbishop of Canterbury likely to be white, but it looks like he’s going to be a former oil executive and an Old Etonian too.

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    A volunteer says:

    Please please please! – can I have her in my sack? What times we’d have!

  83. 83
    Nadine says:

    Down in the jungle
    Living in a tent
    Better than a prefab
    No rent!

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    B£iar says:

    Trust me! I believed in it. I’m a straightkindaguy!

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    Beyond our Ken says:

    Doesn’t really matter who wins, the US is fucked by the bankers either way.

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    A Woman of Colour says:

    Dat am de proof dat de Chutch am waycist an’ all dem white trash too!

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    Gordon McMental says:

    Everyone vote for Obama.
    He’s such a dreamboat!

    *sigh* if only I’d caught him that time I chased him around the kitchen. I’d have given him such a snog.

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    Dick the Prick says:

    It’s not our money so sod it. None of my business, really. It all seems to be going tits up in France though.

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    Diane the Abbott says:

    We West Indian mums, we all is going to the font for our kids.

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    Jefferson Davis says:

    Lincoln is a Republican. That means another goddam war.

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    ALf says:

    More tits on the telly!

  92. 92

    Greeks have got their austerity package through. No tear gas in Athens tonight, which is unusual. Must be something good on the telly.

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    Anonymous says:

    Lost to most on here who prefer them under 16.

  94. 94
    Horace says:

    Do we take it you’re not a fan?

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    Horace says:

    If she pulls it off, whosever it is, the ratings will go through the roof.

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    Horace says:

    Seems reasonable.

    BTW I saw a black-necked this pm, one of your congeners.

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    RetardEd Miliband (socialist revolutionary and multi-millionaire) says:

    American prethidentth are capitalitht bathtardth. Only fathitht capitalitht imperialitht thcum would thuckle-up to the thuppothedly good old U Eth of A.

    Ooh, I’ve found another million poundth under my thofa. That’th nithe.

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    Naive Dave says:

    Dave says “Nadine Dorries can speak for herself on this issue.”

    Don’t be so naive Dave. She represents everything that is rotten in the media and politics. No wonder this country is going to hell in handcart, when you have para-sites like Dorries representing this country. She should be sacked. She is fucking disgrace.

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    David Duke says:

    I feel at home here.

  100. 100
    Horace says:

    You must be new here.

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    Horace says:

    Badgers, shurely.

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    Don’t confuse the Guardianistas with history.

    Lincoln, the black republican, was running on a war and war and more war ticket. But he freed the slaves.

    McClellan the Democrat, was running on a stop the war but don’t free the slaves ticket. he got only 21 seats to Lincoln’s 212.

    McClellan had been the general of all Lincoln’s armies, fighting the evil slaveholders of the south, who were also democrats.

    Better to keep it simple for the little lefties.

    “Abraham Lincoln won the election because he was going to stop climate change and free Tibet..”

  103. 103

    Fancy some time in the jungle Ed?
    Boost your profile a bit?

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    Horace says:

    Sounds like my old Norton Commander, the one I fell off and destroyed.

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    Horace says:

    Joking aside, that bodes ill. Those Golden Dawn wallies are just the beginning. European extremism on the rise, thanks to Rumpypumpy and his little chums.

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    The office of Herman van Rompuy says:

    Shut up and surrender your wages to Britain’s unelected president.

  107. 107
    Teresa May says:

    Yankee go home

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    Brown out and pay me damages. Take a hint parasites says:


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    Horace says:

    Is Bush Tucker anything like I think it might be, or is my mind too filthy? Never seen the show, got no telly, so don’t know much about it.

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    Beyond our Ken says:

    PP often pay out ahead of the actual result. Guess they must be pretty good at calling these things right – bookies don’t like losing.

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    Let's face it.. says:

    If “being a parasite” and “a fucking disgrace” are reasons to sack an MP, the Houses of Parliament are going to be a pretty empty place..

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    Feminists R us. Not! says:

    Who do you write to if you want to put in a complaint about Nadine Dorries? The parasite needs to leave politics. She is more interested in the media and her bank account at the expense of others. What a nasty piece of work.

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    Feminists R us. Not! says:

    No one likes a parasites who uses others for her own enrichment.

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    Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

    And a “baruch atoh Adonoi Eloheynu melech ha-olom” to you too, boychik.

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    Fish says:

    …and she’s wallowing in self pity

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    Feminists R us. says:

    My Gawd Nell your are full of surprises.

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    Sparkler says:

    Don’t you mean; fancy a long time in the wilderness?.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Not Ron D

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    ÁC1 says:

    Think he’s already Benghazied if he wins.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Thank god he didn’t start kinetic military actions in…
    or approve 10 times more drone missions in North P4k1st4n than that warmonger Bush.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Trying th emulate the Greek economy.

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    Ol' Crummy, with one of his olde favourite speeches, says:

    Parliament an empty place, say you? So say I! They have been sitting too long for any good they have been doing lately. Let them depart, I say, and let us have done with them; in the name of God, they must go!

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    ÁC1 says:

    Probably not much betting going on here, and hedged over there and it’s worth the free publicity.

  125. 125
    Sparkler says:

    Over sexed, over paid and over here, and that’s just YOU Theresa!.

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    The Golem says:

    Probably the latter although I imagine few American voters are aware of the globalists’
    plans for the Americas.

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    W.W. says:

    “She is a nasty piece of work. A parasite and an opportunists who will walk over anyone for her own selfish ends.”

    Sounds like the wife.


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    Mornington Crescent says:

    A night watching Yanks shouting “Mah fellow Murrrcans” and “Yee-hah”? I think I’d rather watch Nadine.

    Then again, I’d have to get a TV and a Licence first.

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    Mornington Crescent says:


  130. 130
    Butch Cameron says:

    We’ll see who the lightweight is now.

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    David Duke says:

    White power!

  132. 132
    W.W. says:

    He even plays more golf than Bush.


  133. 133
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Better than lighting your farts, I’d say.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Wommney ith a whowemonger and rill bomb Iwan, and tuwn Tewhan into a glath car pawk.

    Obama ith a lattew day thainth, and rouldn’t huwt a fly. Aftew all, he told me thath Otham Bin Laden pewsonllaly ralked into a fiwestowm rhich only stoppedth rhen the wangereth wan out of bulletth.

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    Yogi Berra says:

    Did any bookie pay off based on this headline?

    It ain’t over till it’s over. You’d think a bookie would know that better than anybody would.

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    Sparkler says:

    I think it’s that Bush Tucker man that demonstrated how to survive in the outback by dangling half a pound of bacon into a Billabong on a hook, waiting for 16 hours and then reeling in a 2oz freshwater prawn.

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    RageAgainstthePolitcalElite says:

    Police COmmisars.. Getting us ready for the BIG USA Vote.. Looks like we are becoming an extended State of the USA.
    We might get the Dollar as it looks like the Political Elite have well and truly Fu-ked the EURO.

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    RageAgainstthePolitcalElite says:

    I dont think the USA has as many Nonces as the UK? Well maybe as many just Not the ones running the country, so maybe not such a bad thing EH?

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    BBC says:


  140. 140
    Kustard says:

    Paddy Power are paying out on Tom Watson being a fat bastard

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Sutcliffe’s ‘friend’ Savile was said to have been given his own set of gold-plated keys to high-security Broadmoor mental hospital, where Sutcliffe is a patient.

    He was allegedly given bedrooms or an office at three hospitals, and yesterday more former patients came forward to say he abused them on children’s wards.

    The details come after it was reported that Sutcliffe killed his third victim, Irene Richardson, mere yards from Savile’s flat in Roundhay, Leeds, in 1977.

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

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    Nadine Dorries says:

    I’m a talentless skank. Get me into a reality show!

  143. 143
    Nads says:

    Two posh boys who don’t know the taste of witchetty grubs.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Gay Gordon
    Irn Bru Crescent
    Keir Hardon

  145. 145
    Maggie Thatcher says:

    Leave my friend Lord Alpine alone. So what he buggered some boys? He’s my good friend. Is it time for lunch? 1943 and a yellow Carol yes what is it I’m PM hello Denis. Toot toot!

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    Dhey four:

    Aafter Narh Dhine hud gorn orn eerbout bleedin arburshion limits for ate ‘ooers strate, the oother campmates dercidered to eat ‘er.

  147. 147
    Tachybaptus says:

    So it is. And so it doesn’t need to be cut out. It only blocks eejits.

  148. 148
    Tachybaptus says:

    How hard it is to tell the difference between Riddley Walker and John Prescott.

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    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    If Romney wins the election, I’m moving to the U.S. Choose wisely, America.

  150. 150
    Susie says:

    Two gin and tonics, please Steward.

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    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Not quite.I would recommend “Larn Yersel Geordie”.

  152. 152
    Piano Wire says:

    High ratings are meaningless if the timing is wrong or if they are in the wrong places, as Boris will discover soon enough.

  153. 153
    Susie says:

    Even the pre teens find Labour unappealing.

  154. 154
    Feminists R us. says:

    That is funny. I need a good laugh.

  155. 155
    History says:

    No I fucking don’t you twat

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    i'm oh so depressed says:

    and Iris shagged a young boy

  157. 157
    Saffron says:

    You can feck off with your mod.
    I only speak the truth,if that is not good enough,well you and your blog is failing the public.

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    The Watcher says:

    Who gives a fuck, the Chinese are the future.

    Bet they are having a good laugh in Beijing tonight and tommorow when the USA implodes even further through either choice.

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    Why I am permanently in contempt of our courts says:

    Another example of evil masquerading as justice.

  160. 160
    Tachybaptus says:

    Bloody hell. They are as rare as full stops in Paradise Lost. Where?

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    Sparkler says:

    Are they going to the Boston Tea Party?.

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    Horace says:

    Frensham Great Pond, in Surrey …

    Slavonian is rarer hereabouts; this one was probably a passage bird.

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    The Watcher says:

    If Barry O wins, I give it less than 6 months for him before he has an ‘accident’ and the West is in Iran on a certain countries behalf.

    I’d put money on it.

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    Archbishop says:

    This is a very published disturbing report FROM 1998

    This epidemlic has been bottled up for YEARS

    It will EXPLODE now

    Not before time…

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    Bless the BBC says:

    The new wide rangeing inquiry will encompass all historic allegations of abuse and will leave no stone unturned………unless subject to D notice?

  166. 166
    A Pleb says:

    In the words of that great English philosopher Jim Royle,I couldn’t give a shining shite.

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    Barry Obumma returned to the Shite House, Mott wins popular vote. Let the fun & games begin.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. Take a hint says:

    Going to be long night.

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    Jumbo says:

    Exit polls – that’s what Hitler did, isn’t it?

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    Fluffy the Destroyer says:

    Yes, and the herdsman will be around tomorrow to milk you again.


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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Only a degenerate gambler could have bet against that proposition, and I’ve met quite a few in my day: “Jeezus H. Christ! Why did you plunge on ‘Tom Watson is NOT a fat bastard’?” “The bookie was giving such odds that, if I won, I’d have wiped out all my losses and been quite a few bob ahead.” “You DID realise he was playing you for a mug, yeah?” “Yeah, but I figured I’d have a punter’s chance– Tubby could have took ill and lost like seven stone, or something…” “Yeah, and as we sp*eak, pigs are sprouting wings!”

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    Deggsy Lord says:

    I likes me young meat well pumelled in a reggae stylee

    “Av mercy”
    Not me blud

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    Patriot says:

    So why are we making cuts to the army?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A Slavonian was seen March and April in the reservoir we may not name on this blog. Have never seen one myself.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A Slavonian was seen March and April in the reservoir we may not name on this blog. Have never seen one myself. (Sorry for catching wrong reply thread below.)

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    just me. says:

    Anyone staying up late tonite?

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    Beast of the Alps says:

    It may be a public service in that it exposes scum , however,if the pair of fat tw£%ts decicide to mod you its their right to do so
    I hold no brief for the fat one eyed mong that is our host or his familiar
    Just be grateful that you have a public outlet for letting off steam at those that were previously untouchable, and given to you by others at some risk to themselves

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    Peziden Batty man says:

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    just me says:

    God David Dim on the BBC and the Tranny with the hands like shovels is covering the election. Dull!

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    just me says:

    Jeremy Vine covering the election. Dull!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    These Police Communist oops…. Commissioner elections are but yet another falsity being fed to the unsuspecting public as some kind of “CHANGE!” that will be bettter for you all ….

    I advocate that people in the UK should go along to their polling booth and “spoil” their vote. Why?

    Because if you do not vote – the PTB will take your ‘no vote’ as a submission that you agree to be bound by whatever the result is WHEREAS – if you “spoil your vote” – they (PTB) cannot come back at you and impose any of the consequences upon you.

    I spoiled my vote – means that I do not agree to be suborned under the result or any of its implications.

    Spoil your vote and make sure that you and your witness bear witness to it being spoiled as a ‘matter of record’.

    Spoil your vote or be beholden under the bastards.

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    Sue Brown says:

    McShane the shameless parasite in the news again.

    The Parasite Labour Party shat on human rights years ago but no one can shit their rights. Hypocrites.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Any news yet?

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    Sue Brown says:

    As for the parasites on the BBC, they can fuck off and do one.

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    Sue Brown says:

    Mensch on ITV. Goodbye to the rubbish another parasite in the sistahood gone.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Sod this, I’m off up the wooden hill.

    By the way, what’s the story with Huhne? The greasy fucker seems to have disappeared of the radar.

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    Staggered by this says:

    I take it he lost the appeal….blood soaked murderer rewarded because he was annoyed that it took a long time to confirm that he had a fair trial which had already concluded that he was guilty. This really is evil, insane, and shows where the priorities of the ruling elites lie.. I wonder how much criminal injuries compensation the victims relatives got.

  189. 189
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Will the MSM make any mention of some murky financial dealings of a prospective Police Commissioner candidate or will the MSM – bury the issue – on “instruction from TPTB” (Compliant little effers that they are) – and of course the MSM have been made aware of said dodgy dealings? [100 % proven]

  190. 190
    Tachybaptus says:

    I think we all know he would.

  191. 191
    Sparkler says:

    Disappeared off the radar at 120 mph, another UFO in a Ford Transit.

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  193. 193
    Ron says:

    meanwhile further revelations about Cameron’s links with NI slowly sink beneath the surface

    oh, and the child abuse investigations seem to be hitting the heavy weather of press and government blocking collusion

    oh, and the middle classes are set to go to war with the cuts to child benefit – sod the poor and disabled – the middle classes just don’t get it

    oh. and Cameron’s arms deals are getting less and less coverage

    oh, and the responsiblilty of parliament to act on behalf of the people becomes dimmer and dimmer

    oh, and where’s the plan for growth …….


  194. 194
    Nissan Main Dealer says:

    If Romney wins, I’m moving to Iran. If Obama wins, I’m moving to Croydon. Can anyone help with moving costs?

  195. 195
    Cressida's Dick says:

    4 more years of Barry’s magical money tree it is then.

  196. 196
    Political Geek says:

    OBAMA has won and is re elected as the President of America.

    Romney 203

  197. 197
    In you face says:

    I guess all you righties will now start planning a re-run of 1963.

  198. 198
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  199. 199
    Hari Krisna says:

    Peace to the world. Gouranga! Obama is the new Gandhi. Give him another Noble Peace Prize.

  200. 200
    All work and no play make Jack a dull boy says:

    The Shining reference?

  201. 201
    Mitt Mormony says:

    By all means, hate Obama if you want, that’s your prerogative. But surely even you righties have to admit that the Republicans made a mistake putting up a mormon who believes in magic underpants and is backed by demented drooling Tea Party psychopaths.

  202. 202
    not a machine reloaded says:

    The massive coverage by UK broadcasters seems a bit over the top , even ITV had a show , however I tucked in to Bloomberg as Tom Keen was on panel (we miss you Tom , worst decison ever to drop your lunch time slot from UK screens) where a few slightly more interesting questions about the inevitability of the $16trn debt were run through . So let me get this right … the people of the USA have democratically re elected a president who has added an additional $4trn of debt during his term in office and on course to add a further $3trn at least to the debt by the time his second term in office ends . They have not managed to select the man who has run a real business despite being in one of the worst recessions for the last 70yrs ….
    I suppose the cute answer to yer American voter who is waking up this morning and happy that the smooth talking Obama has made the new media and demographics just edge him on through , is “are you sure that completeing what he has begun , really will work ”
    I say this as it is pretty obvious that not only do USA election campiagn funds make yer eyes water ($2bn is one figure I heard still more than a UK one per capita) , but if the economic theory that you cannot borrow your way out of debt crisis , then the $4trn aditional debt Obama has incurred onto the future taxation , in one sense could be seen as unsolicited aditional campiagn funds , very expensive at that .
    I have never bought into the feds explanation of there version of QE actually was spent properly , but that as they say is now all money up the chimney .
    I perhaps might want the wording on the $ notes to be changed to “in google we trust ” because to me 4 yrs on from the hopey change thing this election has been won on the re energised new hopey change thing , without any reference to the hard numbers of exactly what the USA economy now has to do not just for 5 yrs but proebely for the next 15yrs , an election has been won by promising not to remove new benefits that people have become attached to , without any proper explanation of how it is going to be paid for .
    I doubt Obama can managed to get payrolls numbers to 4% so he has to cut , well he could also keep on spending , but then even yer slavish democrat at some point in the next 5yrs , is going to relaise his/her paypacket containes less within it , to spend as they wish , whilst the debt doesnt actually go away , as far as I can tell all the campiagn talk was about the deficet , and not a plan for the debt .
    One question on Bloomberg was the USA could actually have its AAA credit rating cut to AA in 2 years , more is spent on servicing the debt than on education , well you know the sort of questions we became aware of when Gordon Brown couldnt explain them .
    They have voted for a completely uncertain concept about the USA economic function and perhaps more importantly a sketchy representation that did not explain the risk of introducing enlarged state spending , with no idea how the impairment from the debt will work right across the economy in the comming years , it really could start to get out of controll and snowball especially if car purchase starts to flatline .

    Whilst Mitt Romney seems to have fought a good campaign , some how he was forced into a not scarring the sheeple scenario , whilst his oppenent has just pulled off another audacity of hope manouver . Obama hasnt been a realist with the USA people at all ecnomically, its all just motivational stuff while he runs an impossible deficet , a deficet that if he tackles can on lead to a deteoration in certain bits of the econmy . True Romney would perhaps have had to endure similar bad ecnomic stats , but Obama somehow isnt going to be as keen in deficet cutting , I mean isnt the simple underlying ecnomic truth that all the growth in Obamas first term has cost $4trn in debt .
    Well OK the start of the debt was run up by Bush in a post 9/11 climate of miltary spending , but why then does not balancing the books post that period not worthy of more imparitive .

    I perhaps can only add that , if his ecnomic theory was wrong (and I think it was wrong at QE 1), in the sense that kicking the can down the road , is disengenous and dishonest , it perhaps wont be too long when people start asking different questions about the underpinning of his promises . Savings arnt going to be doing much , as in other countries and it will be interesting to see how pensions look in 5yrs time .

    The real problem will be how the working politics play out , as has been speculated some deals will have to be done , but if the hope doesnt translate into numbers on the deficet , it could all get rather angry as the feeling of going down the wrong road , for whay too long sets in .

    The election looked a very clear choice for me , Romney should have been the choice to start getting the real economy (not the borrowing boosted one) working more effectively , quite how it managed to even split along lines of republican and democrat tribes to give Obama the edge , is an interesting question , with a backdrop of the worst recession and a set of weak ecnomic signals was really saying , a failure of sorts , has occured in my view , probebely to with the way they campaign over the decades and things have always turned good , somehow . It to me was as though the reality of the situation had not got past , previous experinece of growth powering them through , whilst most commentators have it labelled as the ecnomic election , I have it as, now I have seen the results as the beguiled and whay too complacent election .

    I look forward to 4 more years of lame excuses and Stevie Wonder being told not to play very superstious till 2018 .

  203. 203
    not a machine reloaded says:

    I think the mormon thing played against Romney early on , I just dont think the campiagn really examied properly , just what a mess USA is drifting towards , probely shows how much the demographics have changed in just 4 yrs . Bit sad in a way , but like us in the UK the banks and politicans made an unholy alliance and its a problem they cant remedy as easily as traditional ecnomic thinking once used to do

  204. 204
    not a machine reloaded says:

    I would think 1963 will be small compared to if hopey changey thing pans out to be crock , soon have the Edgar Hoover trials for looking like a commie making a comeback .

  205. 205
    Archie says:

    Hope that the Yanks know what they’re doing!

  206. 206
    Mitt Wrongy says:

    Very few people on here actually give a shit who wins. Mitt Wrongey was not up for job. Pure and simple. America looks divided so Barry has his work cut out for him.

  207. 207
    Yogi Berra says:

    OK. Now, it’s over.
    Hopefully, it’s not all over for America.

  208. 208
    Those who shout the loudest says:

    Many demented righties will be crying into their cereals this morning. They’ll get it out of their system by doing a Lord Alpine. Violently buggering boys in secret and then calling all their opponents poofs and pàedos.

  209. 209
    Red Egg..... says:

    This morning Richard Bacon on 5 Live, that male appendage, totally useless and atrocious, a total embarrassment.

    Shouting is his preferred method of interviewing and having orgasms over the Obama win, he should have stayed at Blue Peter, just about his level !

  210. 210
    Red Egg..... says:

    Has he promised to increase foreign aid as our Dear Leader has done?

  211. 211
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:


  212. 212
    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    I woke up this morning to hear the great news from across the pond.

    The Patels next door have a for sale sign in their garden.

  213. 213
    Nadine Dorries says:

    I just read that Barack Obama has been given another four years.

    Typical Americans. I bet he’d have got parole if he was white.

  214. 214 says:

    Most demented lefties won’t be thinking about where all the money is going to come from to pay for all the debts and spending. The thing Obama could never answer was where those magic money trees are. Guess we will find out now in both the US and France.

  215. 215
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Obama should reply to Cameron ‘and I’m looking forward to working with Ed Miliband in 2015′

  216. 216
    Simone says:

    The BBC are cock-a-hoop at the result.

  217. 217
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    So the folks who have a love/hate thing for America have voted back the man who has a love/hate thing for America.

  218. 218
    The Watcher says:

    Obama wins.

    I’m just glad the yanks are fucked either way no matter who they vote especially when tax code time rolls in this January.

    Going to be fun watching the thick fuckers try and spin they are still number one when China overtakes them.

    QE3 on the way, buy gold. Wonder what teh chosen ones will cook up to get their war with Iran as well.

  219. 219
    left,left,nothing left says:

    It’s only the Lefty crap that take it to heart when they lose, you see and hear the hate everyday, you missed another one to blame, you missed out fatcher, the USA has made it’s decision, good luck, they have had 4 years of the Kenyan and want another 4 years of him, I hope Iran will enjoy the change.

  220. 220
    The Watcher says:

    There are more people in Jail in the US now than Stalin had in the Gulags, but I suppose that is ‘progressive’ to you?

    Useful two party idiots like you never see it coming until it’s too late.

  221. 221
    smoggie says:

    Close, your man came second.

  222. 222
    Blowing Willies says:

    Brilliant idea ! But I think I’ll use my vote properly and vote for the best man for the job.

  223. 223
    Krust says:

    capitalists live in a manner it doesn’t really matter who is in government

    it is the socialists such as city bankers who rely on other socialists such as the Labour and Conservative parties to bail them out

  224. 224
    Blowing Willies says:

    Right. If I fuck off for a month’s jolly I’m sure my boss won’t mind.

  225. 225
    Blowing Willies says:

    What is it with these idiot lefties putting words in people’s mouths? Prejudice I think it’s called.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    As people become more educated slave mentality goes away and people start to thing who’s win will be better for them. Now people are bothered about their own life and stopped listening to big man. More and more Americans are deciding under who they will have a better life.

  227. 227
    smoggie says:

    Because Stalin had most of his opponents murdered or starved to death (about 20 million or so), so he didn’t need so much in the way of penal accommodation.


  228. 228
    The Wanker says:

    You need more foil on your head.

  229. 229
    Ash Dai Bach says:

    So why was Cameron in favour of Obama’s re-election?

  230. 230
    Kreatcherr says:

    So the world dodges another bullet…
    Mittens was, is, and will always be, a challenged moron, that wonders why windows cannot be opened in a passenger aircraft.
    Obamalan will have fun with the Rethuglians in the house, the theist droidbots will claim end times…again…and nothing has changed!

    Back in the real world a Tory bit of dozy totty decides the jungle is the best place to beat to death women’s rights over their own bodies and the truth about at least one of Maggie’s sycophants is abuot to be revealed to a cynically bored nation still in mourning over Jimbo the nonce….
    The BBC luvvies now have a real time, real world soap opera at Broadcasting house, banks are still run by insufferably ignorant prigs and ‘call me dave’ is still playing conkers with ‘leghorne CLEGhorne!’
    The more things change the more they stay the same old same old!

  231. 231
    Kreatcherr says:

    + 1 internets!

  232. 232
    blub says:

    They’re picked by a few dozen billionaires so they’re the ones to blame.

  233. 233
    HenryV says:

    Well Cameron is governor of the 51st state.

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