November 6th, 2012

Video: Election 2012 Funnies


  1. 1
    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    JUSTICE DENIED: North Wales Child abuse victim abused by Senior J…


    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      Just take our Cameron, it took ages to get rid of Andy, then there was Fox, them the one who was looking down on us and now there seems to be a peado MP. Why does it take to much time to kick them out? Don’t forget his emails and lol text.

      It cannot get any worse or can it?


    • 46
      Anonymous says:

      Sun use to name them put there photos on the front sheets and there used to be a mob outside. What has happened to Sun now?

      Is there a difference between poor peado and rich and powerful peados?


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    There have been some good parody vids *My first time * was good and so was *Mitt your fucking lame” .


  3. 3
    Silent Bob says:


  4. 5
    Joe Blogs says:

    “Heath was warned on 4 occasions by the head of the Metropolitan police not to loiter in London’s lavatories and not to try to pick up young boys. Nonetheless, he quickly fell prone blackmailers who insisted he dress up in a ridiculous Gestapo uniform in which he was photographed.”


  5. 6
    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    At a big London railway station in the spring of 1970, a plastic carrier bag was found in the regular search for bombs before the station closed for the night.
    “The contents were an odd assortment of letters and photos, which seemed to have been taken at a kinky party attended by some well-known figures in entertainment.
    “One in particular showed a pop singer who masquerades under a Christian persona; dressed in women’s underwear he was pictured with young boys. (I will leave that to you, just who that famous pop singer could of been !)


  6. 8
    Jimmy says:

    My rightie friends seem oddly subdued about this for some reason.


    • 27 says:

      We cant understand why Labour were in power for 13 years and did nothing about it, just as they did nothing about Murdoch and phone hacking, the banks, debt, our long-term energy, housing and water requirements, airport capacity, reform of public sector pensions, health, welfare and education and just about everything else. The only answer we can come up with is that they were a bunch of completely useless tossers.


    • 28
      Roscoe Rules says:

      What,the BBC’s erection coverage?


  7. 11
    Polly Toynbee says:

    I want to donate my eggs to Obama’s celebration breakfast


    • 14
      Edwina Curry says:

      Your eggs have got salmonella.


      • 77
        Pundit Too says:

        Watched a pretty unusual and horrifying presentation this morning from a reputable investment pundit in the States.
        He says that Obama is a silver tongued charlatan with a socialist agenda, and he certainly does not support him. (I call Obama Blair Mk2)
        But he states that Obama will win his second term AND a third term due to the largesse he will spend from the sudden $trillions of energy wealth the USA will get on stream from 2015 onwards with LNG.
        So America will become the world’s number one LNG supplier; solve all its energy problems without windmills; become immensely wealthy and powerful; BUT become socialist with huge government control, rampant corruption, loss of freedom and over 50% of people on government handouts (buying votes).
        Oh I forgot, Obama will become the most powerfull President in American history and a virtual dictator.
        Pretty scary scenario.


  8. 12
    Mid Bedforshire Voters says:

    She’s an ex-MP. Get her out of here!


  9. 13
    Mitt Wrongney says:

    Bye bye. Thanks for all the Tv time..but I have to go forever now


  10. 16
    Lost...One Panda from Edinburgh Zoo says:


  11. 17
    African president says:

    Give me four more years to destroy western civilisation.


  12. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Still, with Nad off to Oz, Lemsip Optic can earn a few quid pontificating on the airwaves.


    • 64
      Sparkler says:

      The passport forgery and trafficking in Eastern European young girls- business not doing too well at the moment then.


  13. 25
    Steve Miliband says:

    Gordon Brown was at the fireworks in Edinburgh last night:


  14. 26
    Engineer says:

    OK. I watched that whole clip believing there was going to be a funny bit. Or even ‘funnies’.

    I want my money back, please.


  15. 32
    Mad Mullah Titter says:


  16. 33
    only princes charles and andrew have been close freinds with nonces says:

    Who cares?
    Two cheeks same arse


  17. 34
    Absent Gordon Brown says:

    Kei$sha the alleged singer has parody videos better than her own with more views so was Louise Mensch MP a parody on Nadine Dorries MP?


  18. 37
    Gordon Brown woz ere says:


  19. 42
    Election Funny says:

    Before Obama the only black man I’d seen in a suit was called ‘The accused’


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  21. 70
    Oppan Gangnam Style, motherfuckers says:


  22. 72
    Maggie, drooling in a puddle of piss says:

    I covered up for my good friend Lord Alpine. Now, where’s Denis? Is it 1923? Woop woop. I’m a tea cosy! Bloooouaargh!


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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