November 6th, 2012

Video: Election 2012 Funnies


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    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    JUSTICE DENIED: North Wales Child abuse victim abused by Senior J…

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    There have been some good parody vids *My first time * was good and so was *Mitt your fucking lame” .

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Mr Trebus says:

    Two minutes too late, 8illy. Have you worn out your F5 button?

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    Joe Blogs says:

    “Heath was warned on 4 occasions by the head of the Metropolitan police not to loiter in London’s lavatories and not to try to pick up young boys. Nonetheless, he quickly fell prone blackmailers who insisted he dress up in a ridiculous Gestapo uniform in which he was photographed.”

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    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    At a big London railway station in the spring of 1970, a plastic carrier bag was found in the regular search for bombs before the station closed for the night.
    “The contents were an odd assortment of letters and photos, which seemed to have been taken at a kinky party attended by some well-known figures in entertainment.
    “One in particular showed a pop singer who masquerades under a Christian persona; dressed in women’s underwear he was pictured with young boys. (I will leave that to you, just who that famous pop singer could of been !)

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    Kebab Time says:

    Hi stalker!

    I am touched by your concern however, you question has no facts init.

  8. 8
    Jimmy says:

    My rightie friends seem oddly subdued about this for some reason.

  9. 9
    Casting stones says:

    Source ?

  10. 10
    JR Arthur Rank says:

    When you are on cusp of the vinegar stroke its hard to press refresh

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    I want to donate my eggs to Obama’s celebration breakfast

  12. 12
    Mid Bedforshire Voters says:

    She’s an ex-MP. Get her out of here!

  13. 13
    Mitt Wrongney says:

    Bye bye. Thanks for all the Tv time..but I have to go forever now

  14. 14
    Edwina Curry says:

    Your eggs have got salmonella.

  15. 15
    Stop your hollering, some of us are trying to sleep says:
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    Lost...One Panda from Edinburgh Zoo says:

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    African president says:

    Give me four more years to destroy western civilisation.

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    Where is the other of the 4 stooges? says:

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    Just Guessing says:

    Archbishop of Canterbury?

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    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    Try the link in the first post and go to older postings.

  21. 21
    Lonely Panda says:

    I think Ed looks so cute. Look at those lovely black eyes.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Still, with Nad off to Oz, Lemsip Optic can earn a few quid pontificating on the airwaves.

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    Fluff Freeman says:

    I suppose you’ll be telling us he got a knighthood as well as Jimmy.

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    Funny,Homo’s usually only put their feet in plastic carrier bags.
    (Fool the cops into thinking there is only one person in the toilet cubicle)

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Gordon Brown was at the fireworks in Edinburgh last night:

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    Engineer says:

    OK. I watched that whole clip believing there was going to be a funny bit. Or even ‘funnies’.

    I want my money back, please.

  27. 27 says:

    We cant understand why Labour were in power for 13 years and did nothing about it, just as they did nothing about Murdoch and phone hacking, the banks, debt, our long-term energy, housing and water requirements, airport capacity, reform of public sector pensions, health, welfare and education and just about everything else. The only answer we can come up with is that they were a bunch of completely useless tossers.

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    What,the BBC’s erection coverage?

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    Try not to smile Ed.
    It always makes you like you’re just about to say

    ” Wensleydale”

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Harman hasn’t been given a pearl necklace.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    All the ladies like a man in a suit, sir.

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    Mad Mullah Titter says:

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    only princes charles and andrew have been close freinds with nonces says:

    Who cares?
    Two cheeks same arse

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    Absent Gordon Brown says:

    Kei$sha the alleged singer has parody videos better than her own with more views so was Louise Mensch MP a parody on Nadine Dorries MP?

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown says:

    Everything started in a land far far away…….

  36. 36
    Andy Burnham says:

    That’s where my maybelline has fucking gone

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    Gordon Brown woz ere says:

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Trick or treat?

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    Muslim FAQ says:

    Also if you daughter looks at a bloke on a motorcycle feel free to kill her by pouring acid on her. Remember do not do this while wearing your Poppy.

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    Sparkler says:

    The last ten seconds will strike a chord with most though, forget the rest.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just take our Cameron, it took ages to get rid of Andy, then there was Fox, them the one who was looking down on us and now there seems to be a peado MP. Why does it take to much time to kick them out? Don’t forget his emails and lol text.

    It cannot get any worse or can it?

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    Election Funny says:

    Before Obama the only black man I’d seen in a suit was called ‘The accused’

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    Jokeline says:

    Bit like …

    What do you call a Liverpudlian in a white shell suit?

    The bride

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    Anonymous says:

    That reminds me of a balding Labour MP photographed dressed as Hitler…

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    As long as they make a donation they can stick the poppy up their arse for all I care Anjem.

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    Anonymous says:

    Sun use to name them put there photos on the front sheets and there used to be a mob outside. What has happened to Sun now?

    Is there a difference between poor peado and rich and powerful peados?

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    bumboys and nonces says:

    You’re very well informed.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why is this bastard even in our country?

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    Falling off a Cliff says:

    Summer Holiday?

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    Rat's arse says:

    Straight to the point as usual S.B. and quite right, as usual. :)

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    Lord Alice Stare Mic Alpine says:

    Yes! We’re protected! Now fuck off!

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    Jimmy So Vile says:

    I procured boys for him, and in return he gave me a royal honour.

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    What a scoop! says:

    singer who masquerades under a Christian persona

    What a CLIFFhanger!

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    Anonymous says:

    People don’t care as long as he did what ever he did with an adult who agreed with him.

    According to stories going on the internet its not just him.

  57. 57
    Emperor Palpatine says:

    A long, long time ago…

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    Hold the Front Page says:

    Failed solicitor has enormous chip on shoulder

    Whoop y do !

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    From the Shadows says:

    Is he on a Summer Holiday ….. in Vietnam even as I type?

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    Jack Dromey wakes up to that every day says:

    That’s Harriet’s come face.

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    Dubya Bush, in a school reading The Pet Goat at the towers burned says:

    Sheeet, boy! I done did it in 1!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    It says “via BBC” underneath. WTF do I want to watch the BBC via order-order, FFS?

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    Anonymous says:

    Hope they weren’t all together.

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    Sparkler says:

    The passport forgery and trafficking in Eastern European young girls- business not doing too well at the moment then.

  65. 65
    Big Bob says:

    All in it together?

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    LOL says:

    He’s got a little arse on the end of his nose.

  67. 67
    Big Bob says:

    Incitement to provoke racial hatred.

    Get him in the slammer

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    LOL says:


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    Big Bob says:


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    Oppan Gangnam Style, motherfuckers says:

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    Is that you, David? says:

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    Maggie, drooling in a puddle of piss says:

    I covered up for my good friend Lord Alpine. Now, where’s Denis? Is it 1923? Woop woop. I’m a tea cosy! Bloooouaargh!

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    A Gordon Brown noser.

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    CIA London Bureau says:

    Thanks Anjem. We’ll put the usual check in the post.

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    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:


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    Beyond our Ken says:

    Is that Marcel Wave’s cousin ?

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    Pundit Too says:

    Watched a pretty unusual and horrifying presentation this morning from a reputable investment pundit in the States.
    He says that Obama is a silver tongued charlatan with a socialist agenda, and he certainly does not support him. (I call Obama Blair Mk2)
    But he states that Obama will win his second term AND a third term due to the largesse he will spend from the sudden $trillions of energy wealth the USA will get on stream from 2015 onwards with LNG.
    So America will become the world’s number one LNG supplier; solve all its energy problems without windmills; become immensely wealthy and powerful; BUT become socialist with huge government control, rampant corruption, loss of freedom and over 50% of people on government handouts (buying votes).
    Oh I forgot, Obama will become the most powerfull President in American history and a virtual dictator.
    Pretty scary scenario.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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