November 6th, 2012

Tories To Suspend Whip for Nadine

Something bugging them?


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Good, now she has to sand down from parliament.

    Had it been a labour mp everyone would have been outraged.

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    Are Labour going to do the same with Gordon?

  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So when will Gordon Brown meet Ed Miliband re non voting, non attendance, non activity?

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    Feeling down says:

    To be honest though I would like to take her to bed

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    Nan Taylor says:

    They take the piss at EVERY opportunity, and we sit about with our fingers up our arses, and our minds in neutral. C*nts, the lot of ‘em.

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    Thrasher Mitchell says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Of course not, that’s just Gordon being Gordon. Same as Presclott decking a heckler was just John being John.

    Tories can do no right, Labour can do no wrong according to the BBC etc etc

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Just when you think Cameron & Co’s coalition of fabian bum bandits couldn’t get any dimmer, they do.
    Now Dorries can paint herself the victim of out of touch toff’s at the heart of government, who are picking on women.

    Just who is advising Call Me Useless? Whoever it is, needs a P45 pronto.

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    Gordon the medicated says:

    Ed Miliband is very grateful to me.
    He was generous enough to say he would arrange a ticket for me to stay in the jungle any time I wanted I one.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am busy, ill have you know – no time for Parliament. Besides, it started in America.

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    Edgy says:

    If you were to toss up between Nadine and Sally… Who would swallow first?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    With reference to the Pickles comment.

    “Localism” – is nothing but “Communism” in a different disguise.

    It is just another pig wearing lipstick. It’s still a pig.

    The people are onto those who willing attempt to decieve us.

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    A full foot of Male Meat says:

    Hope she cops a full python in the jungle…..

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    She does this already. Better for Dave to call her to account.

    if you had told your boss you needed a few weeks off for ‘personal reasons’ and he agreed and then you turned up on the telly eating a spider and looking down Jordan’s bikini, wouldn’t you expect him to ask you to explain yourself?

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    Gerorge's golf cart says:

    I’m a voteen fer yew gordy!
    You go git ‘em boy!

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    thedukeofhunslet says:

    I thought this was a ‘reality’ show… not a ‘completely detached from reality’ show.

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    Labour"Mole" in CCHQ says:

    How long until Nadine defects to UKIP?

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    Bucket of maggots says:

    Her justification that this will offer her a platform to share her views with millions of people rather misses the point of her responsibilities as an elected member of Parliament which are to represent her constituents Not the rest of the Country.

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    Feeling down says:

    Evening standard may as well be titled labour weekly too.

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    Nadine in Australia says:

    I am thinking of UKIP when i return. I hear the PM is cancelling my passport, so it may not be possible. I hope the food is ok out here in the sticks.

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    Bluebottle says:

    Do you think this is just because she is a woman ?

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    Bucktoothed UKIP backwoodsman says:

    Hee haw hee haw d’gawn perhaps she’s the mole at CCHQ Hee haw

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    Camerons PRAM says:

    Dave just dropped off to sleep and another idiot upsets the cart.

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    A Tory says:

    How stupid. She’s done fuck all wrong and Dave acts instantly while he doithered for weeks over Mitchell.

    This is Tory posh boy taking his revenge.

    Gordon brown goes all over the world earning hundreds of thousands of pounds instead of turning up for the job he is paid to do but no one is shouting for his whip to be taken off him, well no one who matters that is.

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    Anonymous says:

    So she has to explain but the peado doesn’t have to. Hope Nadine goes and name all of them in parliament.

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    Feeling down says:

    Wish girls aloud were back together

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside (with a view towards 99% white N. Wales) says:

    Enjoy castrating a pig Nadine.

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    Engineer says:


    So centralising power in Whitehall is a better option?

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    Anne Ten Deck says:

    Sally laaasted aboot a dey.
    See if you can beat that yor batty lass.

    Wor lad, next teme we’ll git tha’ hatty harpy on the show. make her wash a cock or summinty, eh?

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    UKIP says:

    We “DO NOT” want her in UKIP

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    How not to manage the Party says:

    Dave is a fool. He’s now turned a Drama into a crisis.

    Tory Posh boy takes it out on maverick working class woman MP from Liverpool.

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    Tarquin Mcfill says:

    Hey a new name for the house of Commons club “I’m an non Executive Director it gets me Out of Here”

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    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t it also offer her a bucketload of wonga?

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    Thomas from Tonna says:

    Dorries could perhaps resign her seat and stand as an independent .

    If this happens Cameron will have brought the problem on himself .

    If he is like this managing his party I dread to think what he is like negotiating in Europe and spending taxpayers money .

    The whole thing is simply stupid .

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    thedukeofhunslet says:

    Lembit Opik on the telly. Furious! He was hoping he’d be getting the gig instead. That’s £40k he’s missed out on there.

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    @muttofactorem says:

    Presumably if she tells the police to f*** off and calls them plebs on the way to the meeting DC will give her another chance.

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    Engineer says:

    Well, if she has done something wrong, it’s between her and her constituents; it’s them she’s supposed to be representing.

    Too heavy handed by the Whips. They should have left it be. Plenty of more subtle means of getting the point across.

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    Loopy Lou says:

    Do you think any women will vote for Mr Cameron in a By Election ?

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    Tatty watch says:

    Watch the parasite make an arse of herself.

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    cynic says:


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    Archer Karcher says:

    Of course she does it already, that’s the point.

    By moving against her, the fools have given her complaint about tory toffs and old public schoolboy networks, who penalise women who speak up, legs.
    She will be on tv and in the papers for weeks driving it home, while Call Me Useless gets the full posh boy, out of touch toff treatment, all over again.

    Bad call, but then, when has Cameron made a good one?

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    Nadine in Australia says:

    It will blow over, things like this always do. Dont know what to do about my passport though. 16 days to think it over. What will the people of my towns and villages think of me?

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    cynic says:

    but she is a pleb old boy ….not one of us

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    Bucket of maggots says:

    Correct if any other Public servant asked for 4 weeks leave of absence to chew on a kangaroos cock or a dingos Balls they would get short thrift.

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    Chief whip, Baronet, Sir George Young (Eton, Oxford)
    PM David Cameron (Eton, Oxford).

    Nadine Dorries (former nurse)

    A total publicity triumph and vote-winner for the tories.

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    cynic says:

    So will they also take the whip off Yeo and all the other greasers who make far more outside parliament than in it?

    Soon be few Tory MPs left – or Lib Dems or Labour

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    An Aspidistra says:

    I agree. This is well over the top.

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Fuk off you parasite!

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    A vibrating rabbit says:

    Is this what they call an omnishambles ?

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    Can't stand the taste of Kangaroo's balls says:

    GMOOH,IAC reaches 16m ppl.
    Clever way to make contact with plebs Nadine.

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    Anonymous says:

    She has signed up to do a reality TV show in the jungle, meaning she will be away from her constituency for 4 weeks. I dont know what planet you are on but employers in the real world dont put up with things like that, they also dont usually sack somebody if they have words with a police officer.

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    Ant and Dec says:

    We would like to thank PM David Cameron for increasing our “I’m A Celebrity” viewing figures. We will of course endeavor to record what Nadine has to say about him.

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    No she is a selfish rsehole.

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    DSK says:

    A nice problem to have though .

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    Anonymous says:

    Nadines daughter makes £39,000 per year from her whilst a full time student. Dont start making out Dorries is an asset FFS.

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    Mr Whippy says:

    No, it is because she is a nuisance.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    The ‘power’ is concentrated in Brussels, they make the laws. All localism is is allowing the laws from Brussels to be implimented at local level, cutting out the ( westminster / elected ) governments role. There will be no choice on offer.

    Communism it is, the Big Society is an adaption of the fabian Great Society model, of the last century.

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    Mr Whippy says:

    He needs distractions. Lots of distractions.

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Yes. Hope she has a good lawyer

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    Anonymous says:

    Stop being an *rse ED we all know its you.

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    Our survey says says:

    What Nadine thinks people will be talking about as a result of her appearing on this show :

    ” hey did you hear what that MP had to say about the time limits on abortion ? She put up a really good arguments that I’d never considered before and it has caused me to re evaluate what I previously thought about this issue ”

    What in actual fact people will be talking about as a result of her appearing on this show :

    ” hey did you see that MP eating that kangaroos dick on the telly last night, ewwwweee totally gross “

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    Jolly Holidays says:

    But Parliament Breaks up on Thurday. So all her fellow MPs won’t be there either.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. Get yourself a good lawyer says:

    what an arsewipes!

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    Living in 99% white North Wales says:


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    Anonymous says:

    If she starts “sharing her views ” with millions she will be the first voted out ,they dont watch such rubbish to share an MPs views !

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    Pleb and Proud of it says:

    Dorries is a grafter. Ex nurse, working class self made scouser. Yes she is an asset.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Correct and Dismal Dave has once again demonstrated how weak and thin skinned he is.

    If I was a commie hack at the Graun, BBC or any other lefty news outlet, I would be rubbing my hands with glee at the windfall of out of touch tory toff stories, this will get.

    The headlines are already writing themselves.

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    Anonymous says:

    She is an MP who pays her daughter £39,000 a year. Nadines working class days are long gone !

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    Anonymous says:

    So you think its ok for an MP to appear in the jungle in a reality tv show, when she should be at work ? what job do you do, im really interested.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    A senior Conservative party source said: ‘She has been suspended from the party until she meets with George Young when she comes back, when she will have to explain herself.

    ‘The concern is she is not doing her parliamentary duty and serving her constituents.’

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, i agree anything that gets rid of nadine dorries is a plus she a total waste of space.

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    Fish says:

    Especially if she never thought tp tell anyone

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    Reality Check says:

    That is not correct. Her Daughter is in a job that can pay up to £39,000 for a full time worker. Nadine’s dauter only works part time and is only paid for the hours that she works.

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    Fish says:

    Dorries is a grafter. Ex nurse, working class self made scouser…erm…victim

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    Reality Check says:

    That is not correct. Her Daughter is in a job that can pay up to £39,000 for a full time worker. Nadine’s daughter only works part time and is paid for the hours that she works.

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    Anonymous says:

    A lot of MPs have outside consultancy, some are barristers, some appear on TV quiet often and get paid, some are company Directors and some go on speaking tours while in office.

    Personally I want to see all MPS siiting the House of Commons 9 – 5 pm 44 weeks a year like a normal job but while that is not the case I dont get why Nadine is being penalised.

    Silly decision. I am voting UKIP next time.

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    One rule for the Msale MPs another for the Women says:

    So the first thing Jeremy Hunt did when he was made Health Tsar by Dave was to bugger off on Holiday and desert his constituents. So why did he not have his Whip taken off him?

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    Anonymous says:

    That you are a Hunt.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Wrong anonybot, not even close, in fact light years out.

    Though interestingly, you don’t challenge my assertion that Cameron is a supremely badly advised chump, of the highest order.
    Still the fun is in the headlines to come.
    Can you imagine the spin the BBC and the rest will put on this?
    Working class lass from Liverpool, picked on by nasty tory toffs etc, etc, etc?
    Dismal Dave bless, didn’t even see it coming when he said ‘get her’.

    Now that’s quality thick that is.

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    alex says:

    I doubt the whole “I’m a woman being picked on” approach will work, she’s universally despised by woman due to her very odd views on abortion.

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    Mensch and Dorries are what you get when pick MP’s to fill a quota rather than on merit.

    Labour have cracked this one by picking bisexuals from an all women shortlist. ‘Grunwick’ Jack Dromey being a classic example.

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    steve smith says:

    I am looking forward to seeing her in a bikini just got in a load of Kleenex just in case fnaa fnaa fnaa

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    Dave S says:

    Just tell the whips you have been away abusing children, and they will slink away and leave you alone.

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    Johnno List says:

    I’m sure her daughter provides valuable service for those £39 000 of tax payers money.


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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    So how much is she paid?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    MP’s doing their job has put us where we are.

    They should be paid to stay at home and do as little of their ‘jobs’ as possible. Because everytime they do their ‘job’ my tax goes up, the number of ridiculous laws goes up, the cost of living goes up and some parasite somewhere around the globe wants more of what I have, with of course, those self same MP’s, full approval.

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    Dr Whot says:

    Bush!! Nadine.

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    Anonymous says:

    Get yer facts right plonker, Prescot was attacked by a yob tory tosser and defended himself. When the BBC, rightly, questions this government on stupid policies you right wing consider it bias. Get real!

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Absolutely, there’s many a way to skin a cat, the best way is to let it skin itself.

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    south7eventh says:

    I agree that she is different. I have a feeling that she has the ability to make the impact that she hopes for and if luck goes her way she will come back from down under a hero of the ‘masses’

    She has very little future in the Conservative Party. She is the burr under the saddle of Cameron’s horse. As a personality in the world away from Westminster she is set to be a leader for her favorite causes. Good Luck to her.

    No I do not fancy her!

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    Dan Foote says:

    And, of course, the Mail, Telegraph, Star, Express and Sun are all neutral papers. Any media outlet that challenges this out of touch government is automatically biased according to you tory tossers.

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    graham smith says:

    Anybody wishing to enter the jungle with Ant and Dec may enjoy a good whipping

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why are comments about Tom Watson blocked by Guido mod?

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    Kevin says:

    yep and John Major he was always away on speaking duties earning loads of dosh.

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    Bercow says:

    She’s a bigger tart than my missus.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Nadine Dorries clears off the Ausssie. If you decided to clear off from your job for a month without telling them, what would your boss do?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are joking!

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    Gordon take the piss Brown says:


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    Bucktoothed UKIP backwoodsman says:

    Hee haw my Labour pals are out in force to-night Hee haw hee haw

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    Osama the Nazarene says:


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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Just give her a good whipping George!

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    Support Recall says:

    I take that as “soon”. I wonder how she will get along with dear Nige, who is one of those rare people with the capacity to make Osbourne and Cameron look as if they have the common touch.

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    Beyond our Ken says:

    Funny how that sort of thing doesn’t bother Millionaireband and Co.

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    Brutus says:

    Correct. In seconds they turned Nadine from zero to hero. Idiots.

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    James says:

    Stop the BS, its obvious she is a self-centred cowbag. and if we would have had a system in place we should have removed her as MP immediately.

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    Brown out and pay me damages. I want the parasite out of my life! says:

    I hope she gets sacked. Parasite!

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    Fish Fingers says:

    I think the whole world knows now.

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    Fish Fingers says:

    Cos he’s a fat flabby fucker…….

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Major’s stringpullers are The Carlyle Group now.

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    Fish Fingers says:

    No slapper could stoop that low…..

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    Fish Fingers says:

    So you will wearing Kleenex….

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    The Right Reverend T. Pot says:

    Irrespective of the constitutional responsibilities or lack of them by her jetting off down under for a month i would just like it put on record that i for one would love to smash her back doors in and back scuttle her all night long

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Our Eric says:

    “The absence of the controversial MP was taken in good humour by other senior Conservatives. Eric Pickles, the Communities Secretary, said he would do his best to ensure Ms Dorries stayed in the jungle.

    The Tory Cabinet minister told ITV News: “I’ll obviously miss her and I’m going to have to struggle on bravely without her.

    “But I, like a loyal friend, will be voting to keep her in as long as possible. I shall be ringing in religiously every week to keep her there.”

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    bogtrott says:

    sorry but this PM is a bigger drip than major and thats saying something.

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    Arthur Foxache says:


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    Infanta of Castile says:

    Not much of a hero(ine): most people with jobs are likely to be appalled that somebody who is an MP would think she can just not turn up to work (either HOC or constituency) for up to 4 weeks. Most people who are struggling in the search for a job will be similarly appalled that she can collect pay and pension accrual ( at 1/40th) while engaged in an activity that, by definition, means she is not available for her usual work. The argument re publicising her views on abortion via this programme makes one seriously wonder about her reasoning ability.

    Of course there is a general issue about (non)attendance in parliament by some high profile members but this is so blatant that I think that Dave and co would be criticised if they didn’t take action.

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    Arthur Foxache says:


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    Arthur Foxache says:

    Would be an idea to kill/cook the Roo first…just seying..

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    Arthur Foxache says:

    “Common Touch” arrestable offence..

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    Yates "ex of the yard" says:

    Plod wont like that…

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    Mark Thatcher.. says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thanks for that AK.

    What I have noted over the past four years is the ‘strange’, ‘odd’ and ‘bizzare’ way that at Local Government level – it is the Monitoring Officers [MO] who appear to have overall control [ultimate authority] within all local government councils. And believe it or not they are all lawyers! no less … which begs the question of the legal fraternity’s true agenda?

    They do love their sense of being able to tell everyone that ‘that’s the law’ huh! Challenge them.

    Just as in commie Russia – it was the legals in each ‘R-E-G-I-O-N’ [local / region] who actually ruled the roost never mind the coppers [KGB] who just “did what they were told” to do by the legals – because they were ‘following orders’ …. [think about that].

    As for the presumed illusion of their being some kind of political difference between the elected party in the ‘regions’ [e.g Commie Russia] – they were all ultimately beholden to the central commie party in Moscow. [Think Brussels]

    enough for now.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    MP’s DO NOT represent the views of their constituents contrary to popular belief.

    A current serving MP was recently asked about Gay Marriage – by many of his constituents – He did not address his constituents requests – quite the opposite he gave his personal views on the subject matter and thus proved himself as being ‘blinkered’ to influences other than that of his constituents. [This matter is on record]

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The whole programme is broadcast from Queensland – many of you might not have the mental capacity to be able to look into the corruption that went on in politics in Queensland in the 1970’s – but may I suggest that you do – and pay attention to the shenanigans of one R Murdoch.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t we just send all MP’s to the jungle?

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    Gold digger says:

    £ ?


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    SaltPetre says:

    She is an old slapper going through ‘the change’. Self centered attention-whore like Mensch was.

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    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Limpet Opec looking for new saucie gurl?

  129. 129
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Don`t forget the batteries!

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    Quite Tory says:

    What a joke, if we actually had Cameron, Clegg and Miliband in the jungle we would see them all for what they are! All talk and no action. David Cameron get a life!

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    dunstall says:

    There wouldnt be any left they are all bent!

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    Well it's a thought says:

    I thought the three of them had already turned Britain into a jungle, the way the people are getting pissed on from these three clowns it’s making it hard to tell otherwise.

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    Seymour says:

    I’ll be tuning in to watch Nadine in her bikini. Good looking bird.
    Conservatives are mad to withdraw the whip, stealing and lying is OK but going on TV during your holidays is wrong? They need to get a grip on themselves.

    Good luck to Nadine and I hope her bikini top slips.

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    Voter says:

    It took Cameron 6 weeks to – very reluctantly- get rid of fellow Old Etonian Mitchell after a grotesque and public display of revolting arrogance- and he only did it in the end because his own MP’s made it plain Mitchell had to go

    – it takes fellow Old Etonian Michael Young about two days to issue a fatwa on Nadine

    something very fishy here

    The Tories are going to rue the day they ever let this gang of out of date elitists resume control of their party.
    This is 2012 AD and Old pucking Etonians are now the issue.
    Time to get rid of the lot of this repulsive gang and be a proper modern party the country can connect with.

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    Voter says:

    That should be Old Etonian GEORGE Young by the way – still an out of touch , elitist osser who should have no place in the modern Conservative party.

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    Voter says:

    and it appears cameron is about to recommend another OE

    – this time as Archbishop of Canterbury

    they just can’t help themselves

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    CURMUDGEON says:

    This couldbe the start of a brand new political TV programme ..!I’m a Conservative…Get Me Out Of Here!__Anyone got Andrew Neil’s phone number?

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    trabasack says:

    So she has been kicked out? I expect the money will be too much of a lure to stop her going into the jungle. She will probably join UKIP if she has any credibility left after this.
    Like many others I really would like to watch her face during the the dreadful bug eating trials but am concerned that the money she generates through votes will go towards an anti-abortion charity, something I would rather not support.

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    Bucket of maggots says:

    I look forward to reading Nads personal account of her Jungle experiences in her predominantly ficticious blog.

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