Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
that’s about it
Ok. I give up.
What’s it supposed to mean?
Is it about the end of the Olympics? But that was ages ago!
That torch was the Tory logo back in the 80′s before that scribbly thing done by a child that is supposed to be an oak tree or something
People thought I was a Tory! Apart from a few oldies they never even noticed when I dumped their logo hahahahahahahah!
A joke about Tory p*edos. Hilarious. Not.
I agreer with you
She’s a mong, she even talks like one. Why is it everyone in the Liebore party involved in economics is a retard?
Brown, Balls and Reeves.
Did she go to Eton School too ?
This Lewisham gal sits nicely with the dunb fuckers in Leeds.
When very tired, she has been known to drop her pretend chav accent and become quite ‘well spoken’. Honesty just is not on the ‘lefty’ agenda.
In reality, she is, like so many in her party, not a real socialist. She is a careerist, hell bent on grasping power and money. She and her like merely choose to seek the backing of the chavs as they are easier to lie to and to buy votes from.
We Chav’s are not easier to lie to. Many of us are not thick.
Why work when liebour will guarantee benefits and housing?
We keep the U.K. black economy thriving. Taxes are for the stupid taxpayers.
We are entirely logical in our approach to life.
You miserable lot. If Banksy had dne this it would hace paid off the defecit / debt ( which ever is the greater)
bloody keybored.
Why the lower-case “i” on “I’ll”?
The cartoonists are illiterate. I suppose that’s why they try to draw pictures instead.
common cartoon device to indicate a voice spoken quietly
this is poor on so many levels.
If only it had levels.
Get lost you bald old git. Being exposed to such culturally enriching art can be a little baffling for those not educated enough to appreciate it.
Quite right, he should be saluting the the Tory Torch, ignore all this paedo stuff, happened a long time ago
Well, well, someone is Moddy Botting already
It looks just like him!
How do Rich and Mark do it?
Absolutely amazing.
I concur in the assertion of verisimilitude, but am obliged to enquire whom he might be.
“Who.”
lots of crayons and a mummy
Leave the light on so the others can watch
I’m free
Ah the eighties, flaming Tory logos, paedophilia and Duran Duran.
The hand holding the torch looks feminine.
Is it Esther Rancid?
If she is threatening to participate in a threesome I do hope she has taken her dentures out.
BBC ignoring another Liebore fuck up. BBC have been interviewing owners of woodlands over the infection of Ash trees. Time and time again the owners say the government failed to act swiftly in 2009. So who was in charge in 2009?
The BBC spin it as if it’s the current lot when of course it was the one eyed idiot. Funny because the BBC are always telling us when something links back to ‘Fatchur’
It happened under Liebore but was it followed up under the Tories or were they too busy trying to sell off woodland and forest?
And what did Spelman do about the Ash tray?
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
It’s a Liebore fuck up simple as that.
What did Spelman do about it?
“You can’t say anything about the infections… but all these infected European trees coming in, where are they flocking from?”
“So who was in charge in 2009?”
Brussels?
We did say 2009, but couldn’t bring ourselves to say Labour.
We all know it was a Labour cock up just like so many other things but we are the BBC/Labour/Guardian/Union alliance so it was all the fault of those nasty Tories.
Now move along, we are playing the victim at the moment so just leave us alone.
Oh and do please watch ‘Have I Got News For You’, we consider this the cheapest and funniest party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour party … and this includes Radio 4!!
Thank you for your money – some call it a tax, others call it extortion – we like it whichever way it comes.
And what did Spelman do about it?
I put it to you that no government minister would actually act because it would have cost Britain millions to stop an invisible threat. What was happening was that UK nurseries were sending UK Ash seeds to be propogated in Holland and imported back as young trees infected with the virus. If any UK government had banned this stupid practice the British taxpayer would have to have compensated growers either side of the channel. Yet again the EU has to share the blame.
Agreed. Open borders are a BAD thing.
Saves the excruciating embarassment of trying to guess who is being caricatured!
Woeful, as ever.
This is in the worst possible taste.
I agree
Why are you surprised? Guido doesn’t give a fuck about boys being r*ped by catholic priests, covered up by his pal the pope, so why would he give a fuck about boys being r*ped by tory grandees?
Left /right? meh!
Itd funny watching the left/right over here all saying that they Obama/romney going to win election.
FFS Obama going to win, stop hyping it up, saw someone say that if Romney wins it will be terrifying if romney wins, and vice versa. They are both virtually the same !!!!
Obamacarre/Romneycare
DONT VOTE IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM!
Stick to CBeebies.
It’s strange 8illy, but the so called tea party backers of Romney seem to have the same aggressive tone of speach as the madder vociferous far left in the UK. I disagee with you about voting, they should all go and vote (at least those that have registered) because they have no right to moan in they could not be bothered to vote, that applies to the US AND UK.
Yes. the American ultra-right are the equivalent of our loony left. Are you all looking forward to Winterval.
Thank you for watching my mainstream media
It might be worth voting, if there had actually been a choice.
As it is it is a choice between Wall Street banks funded Obama and Wall Street Banks funded Romney. Both will continue the same destruction of civil liberties. Both with keep taking America into more and more wars, both will continue to fuck over the American economy and both will fail to tackle the deficit and both will increase the debt.
There will be no change from the current agenda, whoever wins.
I wish the GOP had selected Ron Paul as the candidate, because then, at least, there would be a choice.
I am going to lose
Or hadn’t you noticed that the last few days of campaigning are in PA, MN, MI and WI
Fast, unpredictable and hard to control but fun.
Do these mongs work for thebbc
CCHQ?
Another hilarious cartoon from Rich & Mark.
Guido – you don’t pay money for this rubbish, do you?
No, Skid & Mark pay him.
I can draw with my iPad .
Go on, stop moaning, you would miss them if their cartoon did not appear on Monday morning
Morning Plebs
Go short on the FTSE today,I have !
It won’t be called “Black Monday” for no reason.
I’m short and flat at the moment .
Roll on 11;00 a .m .
Lovely Jubbly !
Happy Guy Fawkes Day! Burn an effigy of your enemy to mark the happy occasion.
If there any effigies burnt up here it will be Fatcher.
Olympic torch?
Has Sebastian Coe been up to something bad?
Can you teach Little Willy anything?
It’s rather more oblique than that. Search on Olympics and Lord and you should find names other than Lord Coe’s appear.
Speaking of scandals, it cannot be long until the Liverpool Care Pathway scandal breaks. Midazolam, the drug given to death row inmates around 2 hours prior to their execution is part of a cocktail of drugs used on NHS patients placed on the Liverpool Care Pathway to death. There is much evidence that many of these patients are not imminently dying and would live for months or years if they were not sedated, dehydrated and starved to death on the pathway.
In the meantime I understand that we are Prime Ministerless as Dave is in the Midlle East doing some dodgy arms dealer work.
Is it a nice little earner or do BAE have access to the photographs that Jeremy Hunt has?
Dodgy arms dealer work? Hey guys, that’s my territory!
Mine actually..
Perhaps we should team up Mr T? I will do absolutely anything at all if there’s money in it. No job too small, or too dirty.
And what is on those photos that Jerry has?
I dunno what’s in the photos but how else could he get promoted if he hasn’t got some really juicy pics?
Can’t be based on competence or charisma can it?
Scottish economic morons and now Welsh peedo rings.
My hen laid a haddock
My hand oiled an eel !
You forot the Irish paedo rings the Enlish ones will emerge as time goes by
Oh I forget do not mention the Irish (Ulster & Eire)
Kincora Boys Home didn’t exist…. Errr it was the Pope that made my militias trade them young boys to be bummed by backsliding episcopalians…. and I NEVAR NEVAR NEVAR had a hand (or penis) in any of this business. Suggest otherwise and you will end up in the deepest bog hole in Donegal, isn’t that right our Marty??
Have you noticed that there are quite a lot of the Tory ministers with Scottish names or come from Scotland
Independence for Scotland !
Freedom!
Which reminds me– is the economic bounce from the Olympics over yet?
Seeing a torch on 5 November makes me wonder whom I’d like to throw on a Bonfire this evening. Not their effigies. Them.
You can tell how the uk is going financially by the amount of money going up in smoke
Am I underestimating Rich and Mark?
Are they attempting subliminal messaging under the hoax of an ongoing abuse scandal?
Mentioning a Little Boy would assume the addition of a Fat Man- Hiroshima?. Nagasaki ?
And Dave busy trying to flog weapons in the Middle East too!
I cant understand why them Saudis would want to buy fighter jets from Cameron .
All they have to do is speak to the Greek Government . They have loads of modern German kit which they cant afford to pay for and cant afford to fly .
If you play your cards right you can pick up a bargain .
I always said Cameron was a twat and this little trip just proves it .
Just how much is this little ” I’m backing Britain ” trip costing us .
Loads a money!
Why hasn’t Mr McShane been arrested ?
Is he innocent ?
McShameless admitted his guilt in letters to the parliamentary authorities.
Prosecute him now.
Is the picture the Olympic Torch relay?
Why is it up in the air ?
Try detoxifying that.
Rachel Reeves spouting shit on the BBC Breakfast this morning. Labour spending other peoples money again. This time they are telling private companies to pay their workers a “living wage”.
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul will always depend on the support of Paul.”
George Bernard Shaw
“A government that robs Peter to pay Pau*l can always depend on the support of Pau*l.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Any Government that will rob Peter to pay P*a*u*l will eventually rob P*a*u*l, too.”
Tay King-dePisse
My benefits work out at more than the Living Wage. Probably goes for most people up our way.
Midazolam Slammer?
Captain Mainwaring?
Shouldn’t it be a BBC logo?
[The Nasty Partys Cleansing London of the poor continues a pace!] Family split by rehousing decision http://is.gd/5UpOAJ
So richly layered in meaning its unintelligible
Crap
We are well aware of the renowned quality of Rich and Mark’s satirical cartoons. We have therefore decided to use their talents to pursue our agenda of deflecting child abuse accusations away from the BBC and onto the Conservative party.
Nooo! Mrs T has dementia now and can’t protect me like she did in the 80s! I loved buggering those boys in the Wrexham hotel on a Sunday night.
Remember, remember the 5th of November. Let’s finish what Guy Fawkes started. Well, minus the Catholic revolution bit.
I thought the Catholic thingy was the whole point of the exercise.
See BBC b’fast promoting a multiplicity of kids this am on the discussion on child benefits.(Well they would …..)
Some old crone with 12, advocating the UN right? to have as many as u want. Its my right not to have to fucking well pay for them.
His sordid past is so depraved it beggars belief. There is a video tape hidden at the moment which shows him with two other child sexual abusers, torturing and r*ping young boys. The film was made in Wales. A very well known investigative programme was loaned a copy in order that the story could be revealed and the children could finally get some justice. What a pity the company decided not to run the story, even though one of the women who watched it admitted to having to leave the room to be sick after only a couple of minutes.
Unsubstantiated bullshit. Go and take your medication you fucking fantasist. Once you’ve done that, get yourself over to the David Icke forum where you will be right at home.
If ‘Lord Alpine’ did commit these offenses I very much doubt he would have permitted them to be recorded.
By the way, the ‘very well known investigative programme’ and the ‘woman who watched it’ should be arrested for possession of child pornograpy.
What’s the weather like on your planet?
By the way, the ‘very well known investigative programme’ and the ‘woman who watched it’ should be arrested for possession of child pornograpy.
I thought you said it doesn’t exist. Stop sweating.
It doesn’t. I was merely pointing out the ridiculousness of your proposition.
I was surprised at how bloody angry I was this morning when the BBC (*choke*) started telling me to be especially nice to those vulnerable homosexual fellows who are (apparently) repeatedly and vilely abused by the likes of myself and others of the heterosexual persuasion. My God! Why won’t this hypocritical, diseased, and parasitic organisation die quietly in ignominy?
Would it not be better if the Welsh just stuck to shagging sheep?
“I believe violently in choice.”
Like your choice to violently bugger boys.
TomWatson has opened pandora’s box now. It has become very clear that the beeb and our political elite of all parties are not just thieves and conmen but many of them have a b u s e d or condoned the a b u s e of children.
The labour party is as guilty as the tories and of attempting to cover it up.
For once militwit could usefully call for an public inquiry into this scandal which should include opening up the papers in operation o r e
But of course! There are so many allegations flying around the web now – not just about tories but also about labour folks and cover ups by both not to mention the beeb’s part in all of this.
It is becoming very clear that westminster is a cesspit and it needs cleaning out.
Well at least you have the sense not to be tribalist and ignore the Tory perverts in all this. Some here don’t give a toss and only want BBC and Labour scalps. ALL abusers, of whichever party, should be brought to justice, whether it’s the Alpines and Brittan of the Tory party or the Janners and Kaufmans of the Labour party.
I agree hang all them Papish Babylonians by their bollocks!
Alpine is:
known to the police in the UK and abroad, for sexually abusing young boys, including using a coffin to put the boy in, then simulates burying him by sprinkling gravel on the top of the coffin. The child is screaming with terror and will do whatever he is told due to being so scared of being put in the coffin again. This person is alleged to have murdered at least 2 boys and buried their bodies on his estate. This information from a police officer who was involved in investigating Alpine, and he is certain that he has committed murder several times, but he is too well protected to get him.
I trust that there is no link whatsoever between your story and the creation of the Welsh Assembly and the giving of devolved powers .
If there is a shred of truth in what you say our parliamentary democracy is finished .
I’m beginning to think that our democracy is already a sham. And I suspect there is much truth in what DB above is saying.
+1000
You may or may not be right about baseless allegations, however it certainly appears that something very nasty went on at the childrens nome. And two investigations where seemingly frightened off from publishing the full facts.
If Cameron has any balls, he would be all over this like a bad smell.
Though I suspect they are all frightened of letting the genie out of this particular bottle.
I don’t know what is or isn’t true, but somebody should be investigating it.
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I have not sent anything approaching 130 e mails to my wife in any given decade ?
Let us be clear on this , this whole story is very odd and it is only right that people should know the truth .
Should I postone my interim report a week or so ?
I think it would be much much better if you held onto your report until after we have heard from Mr Chilcot .
I will keep holding on then .
Fuck off Bryant
I cried twice when first I saw this cartoon
It reminded me of the Pirates of Penzance .
I cried twice when first I saw this cartoon
first because one ought to be seen emoting
and second because the camera wasn’t on me the first time
Labour’s Rachel Reeves receives around £65,000 a year + expenses form the tax payer + union donations. She is now saying that the living wage should be around £14,000 per year paid by private companies. Labour spending other peoples money!!!! Why does she earn so much, yet she is saying a working person should earn a fifth of what she gets. WHY?
LABOUR ARE BEYOND BELIEF.
Must add, that if the living wage came in, then labour, if in power, would be justified in raising the salaries of the public sector. The living wage has got to be a unions idea, and passed on to labour to spout.
The BBC is blackmailing the Government.
The message is that if anyone looks too closely into the BBC’s dirty little secrets; the BBC will tell all about naughty Conservatives.
Not subtle.
Will Cameron admit collective guilt by giving in to blackmail? Almost certainly.
Yerz are all monolithic socialist dinosaurs…it’s all about choice, freedom to act, liberty, market forces. Money changes hands among abusers, don’t you know, and the fact that they are enterprising enough to make such things happen is testament to their superior character over those they, ahem, out-compete in the Market of Life.
Accusations also involve the previous Labour Government.
The whole of Parliament is tainted.
http://www.tpuc.org/node/34
Did Blair ever get a caution, under a variant of his name, for naughtiness in a public convenience?