November 5th, 2012

Labour Corby Candidate’s Balls-Up

Smiles all round in Corby as Ed Balls stepped out into the sun to support Labour candidate Andy Sawford this morning. The slightly forced expression on the shadow chancellor’s face got Guido thinking: it turns out that back in 2009 Sawford wrote a damning article for the Guardian accusing the government of presiding over a shambolic response to the infamous Baby P case. The minister in question was then Education Secretary Ed Balls.

Take the government’s botched response to the Baby P case, which has made matters worse and put more children at risk. While the government was throwing red meat to the tabloids, and contributing to the hounding of social workers, it has only served to undermine an incredibly important profession.”

All neatly forgotten today. They’ll make a politician out of him yet…


93 Comments

  1. 1
    Erskine May says:

    Balls faces in both directions anyway

  2. 2
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “accusing the then Balls ”

    What is he now, if not Balls?

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    He is a right helmet

  5. 5
    Duh says:

    How do you know Ed Balls is lying: He blinks

  6. 6
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Maybe, just maybe, the ads are not aimed at someone so erudite & educated as yourself..?

    Grow a pair,Guido.

  7. 7
    õ.õ says:

  8. 8
    Name & Shame the Nonces says:

    Royal Family need to be Q’ed PrinceCharles & Savile & PrinceAndrew & Epstein a coincedence? http://tinyurl.com/cyx8ejn

  9. 9
    Nan Taylor says:

    Balls. The epitome of two-faced Labour c*ntitude, is closely followed by Sawford, MacShame, Prescott, Blair, Madelson and – well – just about every other Socialist I’ve ever known.

  10. 10
    The General Public says:

    Is Dromey wearing a donkey jacket in that photo?

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Only saying like says:

    A donkey jacket??? left wing ladyboys would only ever be seen in praeda or Pravada.

  13. 13

    That is british politics Guido, the people forget what happened two months ago, so what chance have they to remember three years back.

  14. 14
    Lord Alpine says:

    I’m your buggery man
    That’s what I am
    I’m here to r*pe
    Whoever I can
    Be it early mornin’
    Late afternoon
    Or at midnight
    It’s never too soon
    To wanna r*pe you
    To wanna abuse you
    To wanna do it raw
    Oh yeah
    I wanna be your
    Be your rubber doll
    I wanna be the one
    You beg not to r*pe you most of all

  15. 15
    Jimmy says:

    “The slightly forced expression on the shadow chancellor’s face got Guido thinking”

    He really is quite the little miracle worker isn’t he?

  16. 16
    Mrs Jack Dromey says:

    Its an off the shoulder dress from Primark

  17. 17
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Guido, three of my ancestors were among the original plotters. I’d be up for another go.

  18. 18
    Stella has had a few Stella`s says:

  19. 19
    None of the above says:

    He really is quite the little miracle worker isn’t he?

    Turning water into whine

  20. 20
    None of the above says:

    Meet Ben the intern from 1999

  21. 21
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    I know this one. I know it. I know it.

    WHEN HIS LIPS MOVE!

  22. 22
    Bloop says:

    jeez another leftie brainwashed idiot. CorVegas will certainly get who they deserve if they vote for this one

  23. 23
    Abu Qatada, means no worries, for the rest of your days says:

    If Obama wins can we send Balls to the US as a special financial adviser? That should ensure the evil empire is crippled beyond repair.

  24. 24
    None of the above says:

    Some people accuse Balls of being two faced. I disagree because if he was surely he would not be seen out with that one on.

  25. 25
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    You know these reptiles?

    How long a shower do you have to take to rid yourself of the taint?

  26. 26
    Mornington Crescent says:

    That photo is a candidate for this week’s caption comp.

    “You’ll need these while we’re running the economy”.

  27. 27
    Beeboid says:

    ahhh but lefties always have the BBC to remind everyone how nasty the other lot are of course

  28. 28
    Sally BeaCow says:

    I’m well jell

  29. 29
    Jimmy Savile supplied Ted with boys says:

  30. 30
    Jimmy says:

    I’m just saying, if he can do that, the economy should be a doddle.

  31. 31
    None of the above says:

    fixed it for you …

    “You’ll need these while we’re ruining the economy”.

  32. 32
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    What and be the second person to enter Parliament with honest intentions?

  33. 33
    Not On Tablets says:

    Good afternoon: Kebab signing in for the late shift. I’ll be tweeting until 21:00 tonight.

  34. 34
    Ed Millibland says:

    The economy IS a doodle. Look I did it with my 2 red crayons

  35. 35
    Ed Millibland says:

    First

  36. 36
    ÁC1 says:

    Think the red meat was the way “Baby P” looked after “Social” “worker” “care”.

  37. 37
    George Osborne says:

    Today I’m playing with my Action Man set.

  38. 38
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Last call for those who make some quick cash.

    Go short on the FTSE,it will tank between now and the close.don’t say that yuo weren’t warned guys and gals.

  39. 39
    Diane Abbott serving her constituency 100%* says:

    * Actual % may vary

  40. 40
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The thought did cross my mind… :-)

  41. 41
    Living in 99% white North Wales says:

    What is this foreign language please?

  42. 42
    Mr Speaker says:

    I went short and look at me

  43. 43
    A friendly voice says:

    Please remember the tablets go in your Mouth !!

    Not up your fcuking arse !!

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who is that bigoted woman in the picture?

  45. 45
    Anon says:

    Why, what has Jonah Fcuking McMental been & done then ?

  46. 46
    ÁC1 says:

    People who have money extorted from them are privileged.
    People who receive gallons of OPM are deprived.

    #BBCLogic

  47. 47
    Fat mama says:

    Diane could always sit on it and contain the explosion within her cheeks.

  48. 48
    ÁC1 says:

    Economy = “Comparative Advantage”, don’t get in the way.

    It really IS that simple.

  49. 49
    Selohesra says:

    There is no such thing as a fcuking arse – it is a one way street and not a pleasure zone

  50. 50
    Fatty Fawkes and the Three Arrests for Drink Driving says:

    Is it true Guido pays his interns in vodka? :-D

  51. 51
    Bathroom sealant in da Ass says:

    +1

  52. 52
    ÁC1 says:

    You expecting a second term for the Zero?

  53. 53
    simple question says:

    Did she pay interns in 2009 or not?

  54. 54
    Let Rip says:

    That would certainly be some fart.

  55. 55
    Jock with the big hairey arse says:

    You speak for yourself sweetie, I fcuking multi task & often

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Why- are you thinking of applying?

  57. 57
    None of the above says:

    6 year olds are exempt from wage legislation

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Social workers did not murder Peter, his mother and “step father ” did, the social workers didnt seem up to much admittedly, but dont make them the main culprits.

  59. 59
    Rt Hon MandelBrot says:

    I like to be grey goosed

  60. 60
    Twitter claims identify politician in North Wales child abuse case says:

    Lawyers involved with the inquiry warned that those behind the Tweets could find themselves facing legal action

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/9654504/Twitter-claims-identify-politician-in-North-Wales-child-abuse-case.html

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    I well remember the then Balls grandstanding on TV, denouncing Sharon Shoesmith. He sacked her, and she claimed for unlawful dismissal (or some such) she won and Balls incompetence meant she got thousands in damages.

  62. 62
    ÁC1 says:

    Yes and if you went climbing with a faulty rope, you’d say you were killed by gravity.

    They were employed to do a job, and they totally failed to do so. A false sense of security is worse than no security.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    “Great to be with Ed Balls and Jack Dromey in Corby”.
    The bloke really needs to get out more.

  64. 64
    ÁC1 says:

    They don’t work long before they Smirn Off.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Did you just stick a pin in a newspaper for that one ?

  66. 66
    Alpine, me old bamboo? says:

    Phew! For a second I thought I was going to get sued by Lord Alpine! But it turns out there IS no Lord Alpine! He doesn’t exist!

  67. 67
    ÁC1 says:

    She’d handle this.

  68. 68
    dunstall says:

    Who gives a s… about the Corby result Labour will win because the local D…F…. thinl that Labour will let them continue to live on state handouts for the rest of their miserable existences.

  69. 69
    W.W. says:

    Good, thats one libel case I would ove to see.

    But he wouldn’t because then it would all come out. So he issues threats by his pals in the media, and everyone runs scared.

    Why did Guido go after(rightly so) the likes of McBride, Hulne and McShane for minor crimes

    Yet like evryone else seems to be running scared of a potentially far bigger story of criminallity here.

    W.W.

  70. 70
    Labour voter says:

    Is it available on a government grants?

  71. 71
    W.W. says:

    “That should ensure the evil empire is crippled beyond repair.”

    It already is.

    W.W.

  72. 72
    Ed Balls MP says:

    WTF, Guido, did you think I’d do one of these or something? Anyway, Happy Guy Fawkes Day, if I don’t see you later.

  73. 73
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Let’s “Scotch” that rumour right now.

  74. 74
    The Dark Dealings of Miranda says:

    In 1999, an international investigation of child pornographers and p*edophiles run by Britain’s National Criminal Intelligence Service, codenamed Operation Ore, resulted in 7,250 suspects being identified in the United Kingdom alone. Some 1850 people were criminally charged in the case and there were 1451 convictions. Almost 500 people were interviewed “under caution” by police, meaning they were suspects. Some 900 individuals remain under investigation. In early 2003, British police began to close in on some top suspects in the Operation Ore investigation, including senior members of Blair’s government.

    However, Blair issued a D-Notice, resulting in a gag order on the press from publishing any details of the investigation. Blair cited the impending war in Iraq as a reason for the D-Notice. Police also discovered links between British Labour government p*edophile suspects and the trafficking of children for purposes of prostitution from Belgium and Portugal, including young boys from the Casa Pia orphanage in Portugal.

  75. 75
    Osborne gives British jobs to Turkey says:

    http://tinyurl.com/d8ruts6

  76. 76
    dunstall says:

    The bird in the beanie is the daughter of Labour MP from somewhere up north not a true resident amongst them

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    She seems to have a lot of time for incessant tweeting.

  78. 78
    tube_thumper says:

    put Balls in an industrial strength trouser press in Corby

  79. 79
    Lou Scannon says:

    You mean he’s twice the prick we thought he was ?

  80. 80
    tube_thumper says:

    this fucking noncing has to stop

    I actually believe that it is a genetic disease. It needs to be indentified and those that have it genetically modified or failing that cut thier cock and balls off at birth or put them straight in the incinerator.

  81. 81
    ÁC1 says:

    Don’t know. It doesn’t ring any Bells.

  82. 82
    Mike Hunt says:

    Balls is just a lying Cunt

  83. 83
    Mike Hunt says:

    I very much doubt he did personally, I expect he was told where the money was going but not what it was for.

  84. 84
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Liebore have a 22 point lead, so the donkey with a red rosette is home and dry.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Methinks she does protest too much…

  86. 86
    keredybretsa says:

    This two faced candidate, might well say, that two faced Balls is my best friend and I hate him!

  87. 87
    Baron Hogwash says:

    WTF is that Unite loony and MP for erdington, birmingham doing in corby.

    Ain’t you got nothing else to do – DRONYYYYY?

  88. 88
    Cuthbert Gaddabout says:

    Bit petty – smacks of point scoring…………..

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Anon your a twat.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Nan Taylor go fuck yourself.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    No problem. He probably thinks your a Hunt.

  92. 92
    Ehtch says:

    Yes, Ed Balls, at times, comes across as a complete numbnuts arse breath. And it got me thinking, he is a well educated man, must have some common, so is he playing games with us, let alone those cretins better known as the media?

    I do think, as we all do, in what way what Balls is doing directed, from himself, and no doubt Yvette, at times. Politics is all confusing, but I have a good view from my fence Balls, and I think you are doing a good job of confusion, keeping your cards close to your chest, only showing Prezza and Ed what you are holding.

    A song or two for you Balls – I like you mate, I can see where you are standing, from on top of my fence, looking both ways,

    since you are a Norfolk lad, Balls, ey, I’ve done my homework, from Cymru/Wales,

    and the comfusion bit, via Leeds,

    and might as well post red rose lancs, welsh diplomatically, lancs in early 1980s
    NYC,

  93. 93
    Ehtch says:

    Might as well post some Sheffield, since I am part yorkie – great’grandmother was from Harthill, near the Notts border, on the road to Worksop. Have several distant rels living now in Sheffoeld, since the closure of most of the mines around Harthill. So I am not exactly 100% taffie, you could say larrck, lad,


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