November 5th, 2012

Happy Guy Fawkes Night!


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    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Let’s reopen the 6 Nov 1605 inquiry

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    Kebab Time says:

    Have a good one too Guido and Co

    Try not to get in any trouble ;)

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    Miss Direction says:

    Guess how many guys are going to look Jimmy Savile?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Guido Fawkes was set up, I blame that Robert Cecil.

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    Not Now Cato says:

    Is that MacShane on top of the bonfire?

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    Medieval corruption says:

    Yeah just think how great it would have been if our Country had returned to the Roman fold . We’d all be being indulgences for Christmas.

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    No one can accuse Tin Can Cam of being a Tory! says:

    Now, helped by McBonkers, and having ruined UK defences, he tries to flog Brit arms to the Gulf! And you need a poncey Oxford degree for that?

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    Anon E Mouse says:

    Would be nice but the Establishment and their friends in the Fourth Estate won’t make it happen. All we’ll get, if anything, is a few crumbs to make it look as though things are open and transparent.

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    antihero says:

    Yes, lets celebrate a foreign god bothering religious fanatic trying to transfer british sovereignty to a european power through terrorism.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Happy anniversary Guido, Neo, and long may you continue to stick the poker in the political sphincter.

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    Seconded! says:

    Agree! – have a wonderful time Guido – and let us see pics of you with hat, cloak, Gunpowder barrels, schedule of work, H&S certificate, – and then the final result!

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Posted: 29 July 10
    working for Ed Miliband for Labour Leader
    salary This is a voluntary position
    details Each day brings further news of the Coalition’s plans to dismantle the NHS, deprive our schools of the resources they require, and strip away essential public services needed most by local communities like ours here in the North-East. We need a Labour Party leader who understands our concerns, who can bring our party together and who can fight with intelligence, passion and commitment. If you can spare some time to help make that person Labour leader, join Ed Miliband’s low budget, high enthusiasm campaign.

    Labour can’t even offer a living wage, fuckEd.

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    Please master says:

    will it be brioche?

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    Scary Hairy Mary Berry says:

    Urgh, those plebs should’ve kept their Guido masks on – what a way to ruin a sublime ending.

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    XXXX says:

    Fawkes actually, after seeing his comrades put to death he beat them to it and committed suicide

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    Anonymous says:

    It seems it involves a cabinet minister in 80s or 90s.

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    Ted says:

    Was that MacShame on the terrace quaffing champagne when the whole place went up?

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    Two lovely Black eyes says:

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    Anonymous says:

    You cuпt.

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    Kcud akcuf says:

    Please note that this advert applies to supporters living in North-East only, but that the Ed Miliband campaign is operating on a regional level across the UK, and that adverts detailing staff contact details for other areas of the country will be posted on this website soon.

    They talk about “staff” and “jobs” if they were serious (and viable) the “positions” would have a wage (even if it were the minimum – introduced by Liebour).

    Can’t abide the hypocracy of these oiks.

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    Kcud akcuf says:

    Is dat a waxwork dummy

    or just a dummy on the right ?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Winner of Birmingham’s Grab a Granny Contest is announced.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron was insisting that BBC should be fully transparent about the abuse.

    So what is stopping him to be fully transparent about the abuse committed by conservative minister(s) or MP(s)?

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    XXXX says:

    It is essential to have a first class honours degree to obtain a salesman’s job, at one time you didn’t even need 5 “o” levels for that type of job, just a gift of the gab, know what mean, a nods as good as wink

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    1984 says:

    I’m amazed they were able to find anybody white in Birmingham for him to have a picture with. It’s political correctness gone mad.

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    Scary Hairy Mary Berry says:

    Ed looks like a right deviant in that pic – I bet he dunked his custard cream into her mug.

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    Its a shame the original gunpowder plot was such a fiasco.

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    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    You can enquire into some of the people,all of the time, and all of the people some of the time; but not all of the people all of the time!

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    Chairman Mao says:

    Right deviancy is punishable by death.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I want all of you to have a living wage. I want all companies to pay £18.90 an hour. I have a dream..One day I will make a burger flipping job pay the same as a doctor.

    its equality people…

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    Mitt Wrongney says:

    After’ll never hear from me again.

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    Shove IT says:

    A pair of socialist parasites.

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    Cuban doctor moonlighting as cab-driver for hard currency says:

    Works for us.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Notice Stephen Fry at 3:08?

    Thought he was establishment.

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    Cuban doctor moonlighting as cab-dr*iv*er for hard currency says:

    Works for us.

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    1984 says:

    And America will be saved.


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    XXXX says:

    Has someone tricked Ted to look through a pair of binoculars where the eye pieces have been blackened with soot or is Ted actually quite ill, his eye sockets don’t look right being so black.

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    Tom Watson says:

    Thank you for participating in the competition, we’ll be in touch if you’re lucky enough to win!

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    War Mongerer says:

    Please. No more wars built on lies.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Wead my lipth, more new taxeth.

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    1984 says:

    Does this mean he’ll miss out on a Nobel Peace Prize?

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    81lly says:

    The most important post of the year and you missed being first!

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    Snooze Night says:

    It is lack of sleep cus he is a complete dick and he can’t handle it!

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    Just asking says:

    Why would you conflate the sins of a neutral news organisation with a political party?

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    Red Egg the National Socialist.... says:

    Too many Master Bates !!

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    1984 says:

    Or lack of sleep through fear about what Watson has unleashed.

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    Kebab time says:

    I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.

    “Any requests?” She asked the watching crowd.

    “Your thong,” I replied with a wink.

    Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.

    It’s tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    What neutral news organisation? Are you referring to the Baby Brothel Corporation by any chance? If so, you must be well down the road to drooling idiocy.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just another bigoted person, yes the one on the right.

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    XXXX says:

    Why, thank you kind sir

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    Sarah thick as shit Palin says:

    He is looking forward to receiving his badge of honour medal from the BBC hero Jimbo Savile.

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    Sparkler says:

    Penny for the Guy.
    I bet if you asked a classroom of kids or teenagers or even adults what Nov the 5th actually commemorates none of them would have a clue these days.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Dudley Zoo welcomes its new panda.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    That’s putting it a little strongly, as he had a noose round his neck at the time. He jumped off the scaffold and broke his neck, thus avoiding a slightly later death that would have involved having ‘his privy parts cut off and burned before him’, then being eviscerated, which does not cause immediate death, before finally being quartered, which does.

    Why burn the ‘privy parts’? Because Catholics believed — and some still do — in the literal truth of the resurrection of the body at the day of Judgement. If your cock and balls had been burnt, you wouldn’t get them back.

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    Sarah thick as shit Palin says:

    Trick or treat?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Whatever happened to Chilcot?

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    XXXX says:

    If the illegitimate Henry Tudor had been beaten by Richard Plantagenet we would probably be all good R C’s and no one would have heard of Fawkes

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Low rent boy prices?

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    Jack says:

    End of Ramadamadingdong ??

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    Sparkler says:

    Halloween 54.

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    XXXX says:

    Tachy I couldn’t be bothered to type all that out, but tha reet lad

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    But Millionaireband it’s not your money you are giving away. Oh and Rachel Reeves, is it right that union leaders get 6 figure salaries, while those they represent get the minimum wage?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Marie Antionette, when told that the peasants had no bread, is said to have declared ‘Qu’ils mangent de la brioche’, translated as ‘Let them eat cake’. It’s a lie, put about by that great masturbator Jean-Jacques Rousseau in his Confessions.

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    Sparkler says:

    He made a lot of money and retired to the Countryside.

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    XXXX says:

    Fawkes was the watchman of the bunch, not the big cheese, he was relatively the small beer, he was the guy was first caught that is why he was remembered.

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    Camerons PRAM says:

    Nod nod wink wink squire …

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    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    Is it not a Song for Guy?

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    lolo says:

    There’s no way that Cameron is going to throw his close pal D E R E K L A U D to the wolves.

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    XXXX says:

    I’ll give you a few guesses and you would probably get the correct one

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    John Bull says:

    Yeah, let’s have good old fashioned wars where we know and hate the enemy. March on Brussels, anyone?

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    HM Her Majesty says:

    Happy Guy Fawkes Day

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    alpine pursuits says:

    is she giving his wonky cock a hand job or is that handy wonk a job cock or is it cocky job a handy wonk or is it wonky job a handy cock.

    boaz etc etc

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    Red Egg the National Socialist.... says:

    As Mr Watson would say,” A finger of fudge up yer bum and give yourself a treat”

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    dunstall says:

    There must be loads of rc priests in ireland worried shi…..

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    dunstall says:

    I knew him well well not at all in fact never heard of him

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    All state enquiries are useless says:

    I am not sure. I will enquire.

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    dunstall says:

    This should be next weeks caption competition prel round stsrts now..

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Penny for the Guy!”

    You mean we’re NOT trying to fix our host up with Ms Laurie, former stripper and Wall St Occupier?

    And anyway, why should we allow ourselves, as we’re walking down the street minding our own business, to be shaken down by little ragamuffins with a scarecrow? It gives them ideas– a few years later, it won’t just be on November the Fifth, and they won’t be carrying just a scarecrow, and they won’t just threaten to poke you in the eye. Better the whole custom fade out altogether.

    (And I ain’t all that keen on people deliberately setting fires, neither!)

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    Butterfly says:

    Or if a different one of Henry VIII’s sperms had got its act together and he had had a son.

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    Sparkler says:

    I suggest you stay indoors tonight then in case you get a rocket up your arse :-)

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    1984 says:

    He did. It’s just none of them survived long enough to procreate.

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    Samantha Cameron(I married a bastard) says:

    David just called me and said, “I can’t believe it! A group of kids have just put a load of fireworks through our letterbox.”

    “That’s fucking handy,” I said, “I was just about to buy some.”

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    The gangs all here says:

    Crowd of about 1000 anonymous protesters gathers at Trafalgar Square for Nov5 march on Parliament

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    nellnewman says:

    I suspect his findings were so sensitive re that bliar pm chap that a D Notice to keep them secret for at 100 years has been imposed upon them.

    Open, Fair and Transparent Government??!!

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    nellnewman says:

    What exactly are they protesting about?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    He got a job with Tony Blair as his professional arse wiper. Took over from Nick Robinson

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    Sparkler says:

    Who is investigating who?, I read the other day that the Police had already clocked up 29 suspects, all BBC employees, if only we had a national broadcaster none of this confusion would have happened.

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    Beast says:

    You would think that the bitch wouldnt have such a long face with all of that luck

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    Beast says:

    Alpine view and no children?

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    The hills are alive with the sound of screaming says:

    You can have my concrete ,gravel and bsteel bar guarantee that I have never bummed a little boy who wasnt asking for it

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    Al always pine for you says:

    Stephen Fry is also another well known nonce
    The Baby Buggering Corporation should be broken up and all staff exilled to a gulag
    Scotland would be a good start

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Zorro called. He wanted his costume back.

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    Sparkler says:

    Wouldn’t fancy scaffolding that lot.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    It has been alleged that while a young man I did some naughty things.

    I would like to say that I shall be personally investigating these and other allegations into my past life carrying out a full and thorough review, and (I) shall be reporting on the findings in due course.

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    albacore says:

    You can’t make a monkey out of the law
    Old Plod can detect just what he’s here for
    Make like a chimp and you’re straight in the clink
    With magpie MPs, Plod needs years to think

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    Beast says:

    Bruce Forsythe and Jim Davidson should be given control of the BBC
    Good jokes, both known for shagging decent (female) totty above the age of 16
    Terry Wogan to advise, sack wankers like Fry or sex pest Ross, David Dickenson in charge of daytime TV
    There is a non forced payment market for that

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    Sparkler says:

    It would appear you have been waving your ‘naughty thing’ around quite a lot.

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    b345t of shanghai says:

    Hows about this then uhuhu
    We invite impartial foreign types to conduct the inquiry just as we presume to inspect the erections of others ?

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    That, sir, is just hearsay, or wishful thinking, and therefore is not admissible as evidence in a court of law.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Re THE election.

    I can’t make up my mind what will be worse; The next four years of mawkish drivel coming out of the bBBC and C4 news if Obama wins, or four years of hate filled negative whining coming from the same arseholes if Romney wins.

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    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    This country is Sick in the Head.

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    Anonymous says:

    time to get rid of the a, b, c, d notices.
    we are being treated like children.

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    Anonymous says:

    are we being governed by a secret state?

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    farah d says:

    Another day another inquiry. Why is Ted Heath being kept out of this? The pedophile ring goes into the highest courts, the coppers, Parliament, social services, teachers, all those in positions of trust and power. Each holds a gun to the other’s head, to see who blinks first. Independent authority to lead the investigation? My long and how much will this new whitewash take?

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    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    She packed my bags last night
    Zero hour nine a.m.
    And I’m gonna be high as a kite
    by then
    I miss the earth so much I miss
    my wife
    It’s lonely out in space
    On such a timeless flight
    [ Lyrics from: http://
    man_10099416.html ]
    And I think it’s gonna be a long
    long time
    Till touch down brings me round
    again to find
    I’m not the man they think I am
    at home
    Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
    Rocket man burning out his fuse
    up here alone
    Mars ain’t the kind of place to
    raise your kids
    In fact it’s cold as hell
    And there’s no one there to raise
    them if you did
    And all this science I don’t
    It’s just my job five days a week
    A rocket man, a rocket man
    And I think it’s gonna be a long
    long time…

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    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    No just idiots.

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    The Late Show Special: Eric Hobsbawm – Age of Extremes

    From 1994, celebrated notorious historian Professor Eric Hobsbawm talks to Michael Ignatieff about his book Age of Extremes: The Short Twentieth Century and justifies mass murder.

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    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    Little Ed snuffed it and his half sister and cousin Jane fought over the crown. Bloody Mary won and then snuffed it after given the Protestants a good pasting. Elizabeth -a Protestant- was crowned and gave Old Henry the bird by refusing to have any kids and passed the crown to a Stewart.The Son of a Catholic queen, James Stewart created his own fire brand pulpit bashing witch burning form of Protestanism. He produced the King James Bible which Catholics rebelled against culminating in the Guy Fawkes conspiracy to blow up parliament and end the Protestant rule of the monarchy. . History in nutshell!

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    Roman-o-clef says:

    Ed Miliband, posing with the actress who will be portraying a character, based loosely on his mother, on his new TV series called “Everybody Pities Edward”– the story of a fortyish nebbish who’s married (to a woman brighter than he is) with kids, and has a brother he doesn’t get along with, along with an alter-kocker mother he strives hard to please, but keeps falling short.

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    jgm2 says:

    Manchester is near enough.

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    jgm2 says:

    Private Eye has stuck the boot (belatedly) into Sir Cyril Smith. But Private Eye frequently cites the US method of clearing up such conspiracies as related to corporate finance.

    Go after the little guys and give them reduced sentences on condition they testify against those further up the chain. Suddenly you have a glut of folk rushing to make a deal before they’re left carrying the can.

    That would work. Agree that (say) PC Plods pension won’t be affected as long as they admit which report they threw in the bin and who ordered them to do it. Repeat as necessary. A conspiracy of silence, as with every chain, is only as strong as its weakest link.

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    ? says:

    Michael Jackson done for abusing a 10 year old. What a Hunt

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    jgm2 says:

    Bulldoze it and start from scratch.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    You forgot to mention James Stewart’s role in Vertigo and many other films.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    A nonce, who changed his name to “Michael Jackson.”
    Sometimes the sick jokes just write themselves.

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    jgm2 says:

    But, much as I might despise (say) Blair he’s not an idiot. He’s sitting there in his comfy swivel chair giving it ‘Way-hey, look at me, I’m PM I am’ when suddenly George W gets on the blower and says ‘Yo, Blair, I’m thinking of invading Iraq – are you up for it..?’

    Now, if one of my mates phoned me up and said, hey jgm2, how about we go over to Iraq and sort that Saddam Hussein c*unt out I might, momentarily, sympathise with him but I like to think I’d say ‘Are you out of your fucking mind? What will that achieve? Better the devil you know. And we’ll get fuck all thanks from the neighbours either.’ It’s the same reason the Is*ra*elis didn’t kill Yasser Arafat. He might be a murderous c*unt but you should see the ones waiting in the wings.

    Anyway, so, with that in mind, what pressure was brought to bear on Blair to go along with such a manifestly idiot course of action? I try not to believe in I*c*k*e but the possibility that these fuckers like Blair or economy-wrecker Brown are being black-mailed into making such clearly idiotic decisions cannot be discounted.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    The Press, Police & Politicians: an oligopoly lock bust wide open by the internet.

    All now completely discredited: the BBC are exposed for the rabid champagne socialist pedos they have been for decades.

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    scunner says:

    Woman says : ” is he the funny one with the dog called Schnorbitz?”

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    Aunty Matter says:

    You mean Ed Miliband?

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    jgm2 says:

    @Fucking Shit CD Collection

    It didn’t end there either. James VI’s son managed to wind up every fucker religion-wise to the point where he was replaced by an even bigger God-botherer with an even deeper hatred of Catholics and so on and so forth.

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    King James was a bit a bender says:

    Guido Fawkes’ last words were “Get rid of the burning faggot”.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Absolutely correct, please let it happen. This might be the last chance to clean out the stables

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    jgm2 says:

    Best sick joke I heard recently was ‘He was such an ugly child that when Michael Jackson invited him to his ranch he got a room to himself.’

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’d call it common assault. [Physical]

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    Joss Taskin says:

    There are 20,000 people on the BBC’s Taxpayers’ payroll.

    FFS, how many are in the USA ‘covering’ the Presidential election ? Ten thousand ???

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    Abe Lincoln says:

    Get fucked you plagerising bastard are you related to the Booth mob?

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    Trotsky says:

    He’s one of our travellers

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    ‘Bairns night’

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    Nafforf says:

    Guido Fawkes – the muhammedan of the 17th century – all bombs and bollox

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    Diff says:

    I’m shocked!

    You forgot to mention the bbc are also tax-dodgers, nepotists, misogynists and gayists

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    Medieval corruption Exposed says:

    The reformation had already taken hold in Europe and had nothing to do with Henry Tudor. With or without him the inevitable would sill have occured.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Understand how blackmail begins.
    A. It starts with someone doing something wrong.
    B. They are ‘entrapped’ because of their stupidity into doing something wrong – but thereafter are complicit in concealing their wrongdoing when they do have options.

    Lawyers and others write ‘without prejudice’ letters all the time – to scare people into submission – but if blackmail is the content; the “without prejudice” caveat – is a nullity. And the blackmailee has to make a decision.

    Throw a bit of Power & money into the equation and well … Tough 5hit Blair.

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    Butterfly says:

    That would have been Sultan Ahmed I.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Would that be a properly convened ‘court of law’ or one of these kangaroo courts of law that are so prevelant these days M’distressed M’lud Left legger!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Jimmy D is a legger – don’t yeu know?

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Careful, I think you might be onto something. I always put Blair’s crass stupidity over Iraq down to his appalling vanity – seeing the opportunity to go down in history as a successful ‘war Primeminister’ like Churchill or Thatcher, but maybe he wasn’t that stupid after all and it was actually the skeletons in his closet..

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    Buggery, Englands national sport says:

    Please keep your Englsh nonces to yourself

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    B345t says:

    I think that you will find that it was a broom closet Mr JGM2
    Not sure that Michael loved that closet
    He probably found it to be a thriller and enjoyed it being off the wall
    1,2,3 anything above that age is too old for me
    As it says on the gravestone of the king od pop

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are many child protection officers for examle: along the South Coast – who have at one time or another ‘been told’ – by superiors who hold authoritive power over them & their careers to close down investigations into child abuse.

    The days are now upon us when siad officers need to stand up to the miscreants above them and say: “No and I am reporting you for abuse of position and office”.

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    jgm2 says:

    Most days I’m of the same opinion as you Bob. Blair thought he’d cement his 1997 landslide with a quick and easy Falklands-style victory and go for an even bigger landslide. It does seem the more likely motivation.

    Yet you cannot wholly discount the possibility that he was forced into it by some dirty secret in his past. And of course, once he’d committed all manner of deceit and lies to get us involved in Iraq (whatever his initial motivation) he was, from then on, completely on the hook. And not necessarily to the same people. Aye, let that lunatic Brown borrow and squander as much money as he likes or he’ll let the cat out of the bag over Iraq. Aye. Let that lunatic Brown have his go on the tiller of state or he’ll let the cat out of the bag over Iraq.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’d have been flattered by that trolls’ pitiful, pathetic & misguided smear attack. Is that all that a professionally paid troll can come up with? Huh!

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    Last minute prediction says:

    Romney to win.

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    Hope - Change says:

    Yes he can.

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    Grand Inspector General 33° Royal Arch Freemasonry says:

    The Prime Minister will shortly announce the independent person to head the inquiry into the inquiry into child sex abuse in North Wales children’s homes, once I have advised him who it should be. Boaz.

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    Private Eye Parody says:


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    Aunty Matter says:

    Stephen Nolan eats for 5000 alone.

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    jgm2 says:

    Legger? Wot dat?

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    blowing kox more loike says:

    You’re thinking of the wrong century you twat

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Seeing the lefties going bonkers if Barry loses would be funny. But seeing Barry shit his pants when Israel blows the Fuck out of Iran will be a hoot. So, I go Barry

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    ÁC1 says:

    Obviously the second! If the Leftists are moaning then something good is happening.

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    jgm2 says:

    If you say so (about Child Protection Officers from the south coast).

    I’m of the opinion that just as there were whistle-blowers in the banks who were gagged and bought off while all the reckless lending was going on there must have been any number of folk in the treasury giving it ‘What the fuck…’ up the food-chain who were likewise being put in their place by the Maximum Imbecile. And, as D*r K*e*l*l*y shows, any number of folk in defence who were giving it ‘What the fuck..’ over Iraq too.

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    tapestory says:

    The plot was false flag just like 911 and 7/7.

    Details written by aangirfan.

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    jgm2 says:

    Omaha won’t shit his pants if Israel blows the fuck out of Iran. He’ll send a strongly worded letter to the Israelis and the UN.

    That’ll show them.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    There is nothing wrong with child protection officers on the south coast. Boaz.

  160. 160
    Bob Fleming says:

    jgm2 -much as I like the idea that he has some horrendous secret to hide, I still think vanity is the cause of his bizarre and destructive (to the British people) behaviour. He believed the hype and revelled in his fame and fortune, even to the casual observer. However his god like status is much diminished – even the bought and paid for BBC don’t talk of him in hushed tones any more, in fact not much at all. His money may buy him some reverence from people who don’t matter and assorted third world cretins but he’s a spent force. I doubt he sleeps well either.

  161. 161
    ÁC1 says:

    Ha. Afghanistan nation building was the stupid course. Iraq was the cleverest tactic for butchering AlQ over there with military, rather than over here with police.

  162. 162
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Dopey Dorries

  163. 163
    jgm2 says:

    The presidency is a poisoned chalice at the moment. The Bush Imbecility still have not been worked through just as the Brownian Imbecility will take more than five years to sort out.

    Sure, Omaha (or Romney) gets to be president but not in any meaningful way. They don’t have the luxury of setting their own agenda. Whoever it is will still be too busy trying to fix eight years of that jackass Bush (and Greenspan) arse-fucking America. Just as Cameron (and three or four future British Prime ministers) will still be trying to fix Brown’s economic ‘legacy’.

  164. 164
    ÁC1 says:

    Palin’s school records are public, whereas someone the media claim is super-clever (remind you of a one-eyed PM?) are sealed and an official secret…

  165. 165
    jgm2 says:

    We could butcher AQ at passport control just by taking a closer look at the airline tickets our ethnically enriching 20-somethings from the West Midlands are proffering on their way out.

  166. 166
    jgm2 says:


    Whatever his initial motivation for getting involved in Iraq, Hubris or blackmail, once he’d lied to make the case and it had gone so badly he was then open to blackmail from anybody who had the dirt. Once Iraq had gone so badly wrong after he’d told a pack of lies to get us involved then anybody who had the proof could hold a knife to his throat.

    That’s why we were stuck with Brown. Brown knew what Blair was up to. That’s why Blair couldn’t get rid of the economic berserker. But, yet again, that doesn’t explain why Blair didn’t get rid of Brown before Iraq. It still leaves open the possibility of blackmail. The day Brown attempted to hire his miracle million with borrowed cash is the day he should have been handed his P45.

    He wasn’t. Why not? It was obviously economic madness then and events have proven it.

  167. 167
    jgm2 says:

    Quite right. Fucking Scotland has more than enough of its own.

  168. 168

    Gordon Brown’s war poem.



  169. 169
    Wotabout Gorgon? says:

    Can’t see that she has no option to give her wages while in Oz to charity.

    But Gordon has not done his job for over 2 years now, yet continues to bank his pretend MP salary.

  170. 170
    Obama the slayer says:

    Fucking hope so. If Obama wins then his drones of death will continue and war with Iran is certain.

    How the fook did he win the Nobel peace prize? Silly question really when Al Gore, the IPCC and the EU also won.

  171. 171
    Theology: Whomsoever Dwells says:

    And the TRUTH will be your
    Shield and rampart
    So u need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you in the dark
    And you need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you in the day
    And you need not FEAR
    What takes everybody else away
    Ten thousand may fall at your side
    Ten thousand at your right
    But it can’t come near you
    ‘Cause you’re dealing with the moral high

    Sorry for any errors. my translation. Beautiful song.

  172. 172
    Death from the Left says:

    Why do lefties believe it their duty to kill people who do not believe in lefty causes?

  173. 173
    ÁC1 says:

    dismantle the NHS

    Oh no, I might miss out on the Liverpool “care” program, or might miss out on another nannying edict.

    , deprive our

    OUR? They’re establishment indoctrination centres

    schools of the resources they require

    Parents would be funding their own children.

    , and strip away essential public services

    haha, moral hazard to capture a client vote.

  174. 174
    ÁC1 says:

    Bubble, Bubble, Bubble, Bubble
    Bubble, Bubble, Bubble
    Bubble, Bubble,
    Bubble, Bubble,

  175. 175
    ÁC1 says:

    Your tin foil hat is a fake, it’s not stopping the molemens mind control beams from hiding the lizards kings in antartic bases from faking the moon landings.

  176. 176
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Parasites and perverts on every channel.

  177. 177
    Ehtch says:

    Know it is a few days late, but my favorite halloween vid, staring those real spooks of in front of camera and behind, namely Jack Nicholson and Stanley Kubrick, with help from Stephen King for ideas department/book, with an excellent third party soudtrack.

    One to show the ladies in your life, to keep them up at night,

    Now where did I put my axe, wifey?

  178. 178
    Keep your ugly mush on twatter says:

    Says he who has a face for radio.

  179. 179
    The Watcher says:

    ” faking the moon landings.”

    Those moon landings do look mighty dodgy today though lol.

  180. 180
    Devil's backbone says:

    Yawn. Seen it a trillion times.

  181. 181
    Ehtch says:

    Louise Mensch moves into her plush Central Park downtown Manhattan NYC pile, switches on the lights and… “bugger, knew I should have packed a box of candles”

  182. 182
    Ehtch says:

    Get’s better though. But the music? Not original it isn’t, from film. That what fucking spooks me – keeps me up at night at least.

    How about another bit of Stanley K – open the pod bay doors please Hal?

  183. 183
    Ehtch says:

    bluddy catholics – can’t they change the record? Bomb this, bomb that, bomb the other – can’t they discover some blocks of paraffin firelighters like us welsh? More effective, when you know where to place them butts. Fecks the english, let me tell you that for nothing,

    Mitt Romney’s misses is half welsh you know – I can spot a fellow pyromaniac a mile off.

    GO OBAMA, vote donkey, not Mitt the nellie the elephant, yankies,

  184. 184
    papadopolous says:

    is this what we expect our MPs to be doing?

    well, it is a tory – silly cow

  185. 185
    papadopolous says:

    so, the secrecy continues …..

    if the allegded abuse had been from a working class background, his name and photograph would be all over the media. Whether innocent or guilty hisfamily would have been ‘invaded’, his school master interviewed and a media camp would have been set up outside his home.

    because the alleged abuser is a high ranking tory there is a blanket ban on finding any information. No home and family invaded here. No. All must be secret.

    Doesn’t this yet again confirm that the elites ARE ABOVE THE LAW and are treaed as such?
    Why do people on here still argue for justice and yet support this state of affairs? Do you want it both ways too????

  186. 186
    albacore says:

    “There’s no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot”

    Now, that’s where old Fawkesey got it all wrong
    Leaving memories four hundred years long
    His intent was just to replace The State
    As an ambition, that’s not very great
    The plotters in Century Twenty One
    Racheted treachery far further on
    No worries about the administration
    They’re replacing the entire British nation

  187. 187
    Lord Monteagle says:

    It wasnae my fault yer Majesty !!

  188. 188
    The Land of the Politically Correct and Mendacious says:

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

  189. 189
    Just saying says:

    Surely this is not the right time to be posing with Jimmy Saville?

  190. 190
    Kebab travel update says:

    Tailbacks are now to Henlys Corner, due to this accident on A406London, at East Finchley, eastbound just before East End Tunnel

  191. 191
    Archer Karcher says:

    It is something to do with their famed ‘diversity and tolerance’ genes, you know, the ones they lecture everyone endlessly about.

  192. 192
    David lost-it Scameron says:

    I say, you plebs, here’s a spiffing wheeze that I’ve just dreamt up.
    From now on, all electric cars will have to have a mini wind-turbine mounted on the roof to generate the electricity to power them. Smart or what ?
    You know you can always trust me to come up with the bright ideas.
    Toodle pip !

  193. 193
    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    I was walking in town the other day, a black family just happened to be walking the other way,

    when both my armpits started itching at once.

    I scratched them both at the same time and now I’m facing 18 months for racism!

  194. 194
    Careers Service says:

    Be an MP : part-time job,full-time salary.

  195. 195
    Denis MacShame says:

    She should be in Parliament representing her constituents like me.

  196. 196
    Wind in the car not in a wysteria says:

    Wow you’ve just invented perpetual motion, as a politician wouldn’t it be easier to put the wind mill inside and just carry on blowing about how brilliant you are.

  197. 197
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Nadine Dorries’ friend, Guido Fawkes: “Months ago Nadine told me, in strictest confidence, she was going to do this”

  198. 198
    David lost-it Scameron says:

    I’ve just had another spiffing idea. Why don’t I have my fan inside the car with me ? All I have to do is blow instead of suck. This could be the second greatest invention ever after the perpetual gravy-train.

  199. 199
    XXXX says:

    That is true JGM bogged off to Ireland during a battle he ran away and the Irish catholics in their own language called him “Shit Head”

  200. 200
    XXXX says:

    They have spread throughout the world but the seminaries are not as full as they used to be

  201. 201
    XXXX says:

    Arh the Sons of Owain Glyndwr, I believe one of his offspring became the line that eventually sporned Owen Tudor, giving Henry Tudor a very, very tenuous claim to be a Welsh prince. O. Glyndwr was never found and no one knows where or if he was buried, there are even tales in Welsh Wales that he is still alive.

  202. 202
    reports from the rear says:

    he’s Oirish! they all are

  203. 203
    reports from the rear says:

    GF’s a bit quiet this a.m. was he arrested last night?

  204. 204
    nambawan pikinini bilong Misis kwin says:

    Save Guido – burn Jimmy Savile

  205. 205
    Jim'll Fix it for YOU says:

    Now then ! Now then ! Howzabout that guys and gals ? Any of you kiddies like to see my Roman Candle..or hold my sparkler ?

  206. 206
    Tewkesbury Abbey says:

    moooooooooo! mooooooooooo!

  207. 207
    Halibut Hall says:

    lamb !

  208. 208
    Ehtch says:

    Owain Glyndwr? Runs a pub in the village next to me these days. He’s looking well for a bloke of 650 years old, I must say.

    And Henry Seven used to speak in a French/Bretagne twang – not many Oxbridge historians know that, but what do they know anyways?

  209. 209
    Ehtch says:

    Congrats Obama – I never doubted it, honest!

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