November 5th, 2012

Happy Guy Fawkes Night!


209 Comments

  1. 1
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Let’s reopen the 6 Nov 1605 inquiry

    • 4
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Guido Fawkes was set up, I blame that Robert Cecil.

    • 6
      Medieval corruption says:

      Yeah just think how great it would have been if our Country had returned to the Roman fold . We’d all be being indulgences for Christmas.

      • 59
        XXXX says:

        If the illegitimate Henry Tudor had been beaten by Richard Plantagenet we would probably be all good R C’s and no one would have heard of Fawkes

        • 83
          Butterfly says:

          Or if a different one of Henry VIII’s sperms had got its act together and he had had a son.

          • 1984 says:

            He did. It’s just none of them survived long enough to procreate.

          • Fucking shit CD collection says:

            Little Ed snuffed it and his half sister and cousin Jane fought over the crown. Bloody Mary won and then snuffed it after given the Protestants a good pasting. Elizabeth -a Protestant- was crowned and gave Old Henry the bird by refusing to have any kids and passed the crown to a Stewart.The Son of a Catholic queen, James Stewart created his own fire brand pulpit bashing witch burning form of Protestanism. He produced the King James Bible which Catholics rebelled against culminating in the Guy Fawkes conspiracy to blow up parliament and end the Protestant rule of the monarchy. . History in nutshell!

          • Quiet Bat Person says:

            You forgot to mention James Stewart’s role in Vertigo and many other films.

          • jgm2 says:

            @Fucking Shit CD Collection

            It didn’t end there either. James VI’s son managed to wind up every fucker religion-wise to the point where he was replaced by an even bigger God-botherer with an even deeper hatred of Catholics and so on and so forth.

          • XXXX says:

            That is true JGM bogged off to Ireland during a battle he ran away and the Irish catholics in their own language called him “Shit Head”

        • 136
          Medieval corruption Exposed says:

          The reformation had already taken hold in Europe and had nothing to do with Henry Tudor. With or without him the inevitable would sill have occured.

    • 15
      XXXX says:

      Fawkes actually, after seeing his comrades put to death he beat them to it and committed suicide

      • 56
        Tachybaptus says:

        That’s putting it a little strongly, as he had a noose round his neck at the time. He jumped off the scaffold and broke his neck, thus avoiding a slightly later death that would have involved having ‘his privy parts cut off and burned before him’, then being eviscerated, which does not cause immediate death, before finally being quartered, which does.

        Why burn the ‘privy parts’? Because Catholics believed — and some still do — in the literal truth of the resurrection of the body at the day of Judgement. If your cock and balls had been burnt, you wouldn’t get them back.

    • 183
      Ehtch says:

      bluddy catholics – can’t they change the record? Bomb this, bomb that, bomb the other – can’t they discover some blocks of paraffin firelighters like us welsh? More effective, when you know where to place them butts. Fecks the english, let me tell you that for nothing,

      Mitt Romney’s misses is half welsh you know – I can spot a fellow pyromaniac a mile off.

      GO OBAMA, vote donkey, not Mitt the nellie the elephant, yankies,

      • 201
        XXXX says:

        Arh the Sons of Owain Glyndwr, I believe one of his offspring became the line that eventually sporned Owen Tudor, giving Henry Tudor a very, very tenuous claim to be a Welsh prince. O. Glyndwr was never found and no one knows where or if he was buried, there are even tales in Welsh Wales that he is still alive.

        • 208
          Ehtch says:

          Owain Glyndwr? Runs a pub in the village next to me these days. He’s looking well for a bloke of 650 years old, I must say.

          And Henry Seven used to speak in a French/Bretagne twang – not many Oxbridge historians know that, but what do they know anyways?

      • 202
        reports from the rear says:

        he’s Oirish! they all are

      • 209
        Ehtch says:

        Congrats Obama – I never doubted it, honest!

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Have a good one too Guido and Co

    Try not to get in any trouble ;)

  3. 3
    Miss Direction says:

    Guess how many guys are going to look Jimmy Savile?

  4. 5
    Not Now Cato says:

    Is that MacShane on top of the bonfire?

  5. 7
    No one can accuse Tin Can Cam of being a Tory! says:

    Now, helped by McBonkers, and having ruined UK defences, he tries to flog Brit arms to the Gulf! And you need a poncey Oxford degree for that?

    • 25
      XXXX says:

      It is essential to have a first class honours degree to obtain a salesman’s job, at one time you didn’t even need 5 “o” levels for that type of job, just a gift of the gab, know what mean, a nods as good as wink

  6. 8
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Would be nice but the Establishment and their friends in the Fourth Estate won’t make it happen. All we’ll get, if anything, is a few crumbs to make it look as though things are open and transparent.

    • 13
      Please master says:

      will it be brioche?

      • 66
        Tachybaptus says:

        Marie Antionette, when told that the peasants had no bread, is said to have declared ‘Qu’ils mangent de la brioche’, translated as ‘Let them eat cake’. It’s a lie, put about by that great masturbator Jean-Jacques Rousseau in his Confessions.

  7. 9
    antihero says:

    Yes, lets celebrate a foreign god bothering religious fanatic trying to transfer british sovereignty to a european power through terrorism.

  8. 10
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Happy anniversary Guido, Neo, and long may you continue to stick the poker in the political sphincter.

  9. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

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    • 20
      Kcud akcuf says:

      Please note that this advert applies to supporters living in North-East only, but that the Ed Miliband campaign is operating on a regional level across the UK, and that adverts detailing staff contact details for other areas of the country will be posted on this website soon.

      They talk about “staff” and “jobs” if they were serious (and viable) the “positions” would have a wage (even if it were the minimum – introduced by Liebour).

      Can’t abide the hypocracy of these oiks.

    • 173
      ÁC1 says:

      dismantle the NHS

      Oh no, I might miss out on the Liverpool “care” program, or might miss out on another nannying edict.

      , deprive our

      OUR? They’re establishment indoctrination centres

      schools of the resources they require

      Parents would be funding their own children.

      , and strip away essential public services

      haha, moral hazard to capture a client vote.

  10. 14
    Scary Hairy Mary Berry says:

    Urgh, those plebs should’ve kept their Guido masks on – what a way to ruin a sublime ending.

  11. 17
    Ted says:

    Was that MacShame on the terrace quaffing champagne when the whole place went up?

  12. 18
    Two lovely Black eyes says:
    • 21
      Kcud akcuf says:

      Is dat a waxwork dummy

      or just a dummy on the right ?

    • 22
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Winner of Birmingham’s Grab a Granny Contest is announced.

    • 34
      Shove IT says:

      A pair of socialist parasites.

    • 39
      XXXX says:

      Has someone tricked Ted to look through a pair of binoculars where the eye pieces have been blackened with soot or is Ted actually quite ill, his eye sockets don’t look right being so black.

    • 42
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Wead my lipth, more new taxeth.

    • 51
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Just another bigoted person, yes the one on the right.

    • 55
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Dudley Zoo welcomes its new panda.

    • 75
      alpine pursuits says:

      is she giving his wonky cock a hand job or is that handy wonk a job cock or is it cocky job a handy wonk or is it wonky job a handy cock.

      boaz etc etc

    • 114
      Roman-o-clef says:

      Ed Miliband, posing with the actress who will be portraying a character, based loosely on his mother, on his new TV series called “Everybody Pities Edward”– the story of a fortyish nebbish who’s married (to a woman brighter than he is) with kids, and has a brother he doesn’t get along with, along with an alter-kocker mother he strives hard to please, but keeps falling short.

  13. 19
    Anonymous says:

    You cuпt.

  14. 28
    • 149
      Grand Inspector General 33° Royal Arch Freemasonry says:

      The Prime Minister will shortly announce the independent person to head the inquiry into the inquiry into child sex abuse in North Wales children’s homes, once I have advised him who it should be. Boaz.

  15. 30
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    You can enquire into some of the people,all of the time, and all of the people some of the time; but not all of the people all of the time!

  16. 32
    Ed Miliband says:

    I want all of you to have a living wage. I want all companies to pay £18.90 an hour. I have a dream..One day I will make a burger flipping job pay the same as a doctor.

    its equality people…

    • 35
      Cuban doctor moonlighting as cab-driver for hard currency says:

      Works for us.

    • 37
      Cuban doctor moonlighting as cab-dr*iv*er for hard currency says:

      Works for us.

    • 65
      I don't need no doctor says:

      But Millionaireband it’s not your money you are giving away. Oh and Rachel Reeves, is it right that union leaders get 6 figure salaries, while those they represent get the minimum wage?

  17. 33
    Mitt Wrongney says:

    After tomorrow..you’ll never hear from me again.

  18. 36
    Tooth fairy says:

    Notice Stephen Fry at 3:08?

    Thought he was establishment.

  19. 40
    Tom Watson says:

    Thank you for participating in the competition, we’ll be in touch if you’re lucky enough to win!

  20. 47
    Red Egg the National Socialist.... says:

    Too many Master Bates !!

  21. 49
    Kebab time says:

    I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.

    “Any requests?” She asked the watching crowd.

    “Your thong,” I replied with a wink.

    Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.

    It’s tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.

  22. 54
    Sparkler says:

    Penny for the Guy.
    I bet if you asked a classroom of kids or teenagers or even adults what Nov the 5th actually commemorates none of them would have a clue these days.

    • 57
      Sarah thick as shit Palin says:

      Trick or treat?

    • 62
      Jack says:

      End of Ramadamadingdong ??

    • 70
      Fucking shit CD collection says:

      Is it not a Song for Guy?

    • 82
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      “Penny for the Guy!”

      You mean we’re NOT trying to fix our host up with Ms Laurie, former stripper and Wall St Occupier?

      And anyway, why should we allow ourselves, as we’re walking down the street minding our own business, to be shaken down by little ragamuffins with a scarecrow? It gives them ideas– a few years later, it won’t just be on November the Fifth, and they won’t be carrying just a scarecrow, and they won’t just threaten to poke you in the eye. Better the whole custom fade out altogether.

      (And I ain’t all that keen on people deliberately setting fires, neither!)

      • 84
        Sparkler says:

        I suggest you stay indoors tonight then in case you get a rocket up your arse :-)

        • 110
          Fucking shit CD collection says:

          She packed my bags last night
          pre-flight
          Zero hour nine a.m.
          And I’m gonna be high as a kite
          by then
          I miss the earth so much I miss
          my wife
          It’s lonely out in space
          On such a timeless flight
          [ Lyrics from: http://
          http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elton
          john/rocket
          man_10099416.html ]
          And I think it’s gonna be a long
          long time
          Till touch down brings me round
          again to find
          I’m not the man they think I am
          at home
          Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
          Rocket man burning out his fuse
          up here alone
          Mars ain’t the kind of place to
          raise your kids
          In fact it’s cold as hell
          And there’s no one there to raise
          them if you did
          And all this science I don’t
          understand
          It’s just my job five days a week
          A rocket man, a rocket man
          And I think it’s gonna be a long
          long time…

    • 133
      Jimmy Savile says:

      ‘Bairns night’

  23. 58
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Whatever happened to Chilcot?

    • 67
      Sparkler says:

      He made a lot of money and retired to the Countryside.

    • 79
      All state enquiries are useless says:

      I am not sure. I will enquire.

    • 88
      nellnewman says:

      I suspect his findings were so sensitive re that bliar pm chap that a D Notice to keep them secret for at 100 years has been imposed upon them.

      Open, Fair and Transparent Government??!!

    • 91
      Aunty Matter says:

      He got a job with Tony Blair as his professional arse wiper. Took over from Nick Robinson

    • 108
      Anonymous says:

      are we being governed by a secret state?

      • 111
        Fucking shit CD collection says:

        No just idiots.

        • 121
          jgm2 says:

          But, much as I might despise (say) Blair he’s not an idiot. He’s sitting there in his comfy swivel chair giving it ‘Way-hey, look at me, I’m PM I am’ when suddenly George W gets on the blower and says ‘Yo, Blair, I’m thinking of invading Iraq – are you up for it..?’

          Now, if one of my mates phoned me up and said, hey jgm2, how about we go over to Iraq and sort that Saddam Hussein c*unt out I might, momentarily, sympathise with him but I like to think I’d say ‘Are you out of your fucking mind? What will that achieve? Better the devil you know. And we’ll get fuck all thanks from the neighbours either.’ It’s the same reason the Is*ra*elis didn’t kill Yasser Arafat. He might be a murderous c*unt but you should see the ones waiting in the wings.

          Anyway, so, with that in mind, what pressure was brought to bear on Blair to go along with such a manifestly idiot course of action? I try not to believe in I*c*k*e but the possibility that these fuckers like Blair or economy-wrecker Brown are being black-mailed into making such clearly idiotic decisions cannot be discounted.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Understand how blackmail begins.
            A. It starts with someone doing something wrong.
            or
            B. They are ‘entrapped’ because of their stupidity into doing something wrong – but thereafter are complicit in concealing their wrongdoing when they do have options.

            Lawyers and others write ‘without prejudice’ letters all the time – to scare people into submission – but if blackmail is the content; the “without prejudice” caveat – is a nullity. And the blackmailee has to make a decision.

            Throw a bit of Power & money into the equation and well … Tough 5hit Blair.

          • Bob Fleming says:

            Careful, I think you might be onto something. I always put Blair’s crass stupidity over Iraq down to his appalling vanity – seeing the opportunity to go down in history as a successful ‘war Primeminister’ like Churchill or Thatcher, but maybe he wasn’t that stupid after all and it was actually the skeletons in his closet..

          • jgm2 says:

            Most days I’m of the same opinion as you Bob. Blair thought he’d cement his 1997 landslide with a quick and easy Falklands-style victory and go for an even bigger landslide. It does seem the more likely motivation.

            Yet you cannot wholly discount the possibility that he was forced into it by some dirty secret in his past. And of course, once he’d committed all manner of deceit and lies to get us involved in Iraq (whatever his initial motivation) he was, from then on, completely on the hook. And not necessarily to the same people. Aye, let that lunatic Brown borrow and squander as much money as he likes or he’ll let the cat out of the bag over Iraq. Aye. Let that lunatic Brown have his go on the tiller of state or he’ll let the cat out of the bag over Iraq.

          • Bob Fleming says:

            jgm2 -much as I like the idea that he has some horrendous secret to hide, I still think vanity is the cause of his bizarre and destructive (to the British people) behaviour. He believed the hype and revelled in his fame and fortune, even to the casual observer. However his god like status is much diminished – even the bought and paid for BBC don’t talk of him in hushed tones any more, in fact not much at all. His money may buy him some reverence from people who don’t matter and assorted third world cretins but he’s a spent force. I doubt he sleeps well either.

          • ÁC1 says:

            Ha. Afghanistan nation building was the stupid course. Iraq was the cleverest tactic for butchering AlQ over there with military, rather than over here with police.

          • jgm2 says:

            We could butcher AQ at passport control just by taking a closer look at the airline tickets our ethnically enriching 20-somethings from the West Midlands are proffering on their way out.

          • jgm2 says:

            @Bob

            Whatever his initial motivation for getting involved in Iraq, Hubris or blackmail, once he’d lied to make the case and it had gone so badly he was then open to blackmail from anybody who had the dirt. Once Iraq had gone so badly wrong after he’d told a pack of lies to get us involved then anybody who had the proof could hold a knife to his throat.

            That’s why we were stuck with Brown. Brown knew what Blair was up to. That’s why Blair couldn’t get rid of the economic berserker. But, yet again, that doesn’t explain why Blair didn’t get rid of Brown before Iraq. It still leaves open the possibility of blackmail. The day Brown attempted to hire his miracle million with borrowed cash is the day he should have been handed his P45.

            He wasn’t. Why not? It was obviously economic madness then and events have proven it.

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  25. 74
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Happy Guy Fawkes Day

  26. 76
    Red Egg the National Socialist.... says:

    As Mr Watson would say,” A finger of fudge up yer bum and give yourself a treat”

  27. 81
  28. 86
    Samantha Cameron(I married a bastard) says:

    David just called me and said, “I can’t believe it! A group of kids have just put a load of fireworks through our letterbox.”

    “That’s fucking handy,” I said, “I was just about to buy some.”

  29. 87
    The gangs all here says:

    Crowd of about 1000 anonymous protesters gathers at Trafalgar Square for Nov5 march on Parliament pic.twitter.com/jh1YG60g

  30. 90
    • 92
      Sparkler says:

      Who is investigating who?, I read the other day that the Police had already clocked up 29 suspects, all BBC employees, if only we had a national broadcaster none of this confusion would have happened.

    • 99
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      It has been alleged that while a young man I did some naughty things.

      I would like to say that I shall be personally investigating these and other allegations into my past life carrying out a full and thorough review, and (I) shall be reporting on the findings in due course.

      • 102
        Sparkler says:

        It would appear you have been waving your ‘naughty thing’ around quite a lot.

        • 104
          Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

          That, sir, is just hearsay, or wishful thinking, and therefore is not admissible as evidence in a court of law.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Would that be a properly convened ‘court of law’ or one of these kangaroo courts of law that are so prevelant these days M’distressed M’lud Left legger!

  31. 95
    The hills are alive with the sound of screaming says:

    You can have my concrete ,gravel and bsteel bar guarantee that I have never bummed a little boy who wasnt asking for it

  32. 96
    Al always pine for you says:

    Stephen Fry is also another well known nonce
    The Baby Buggering Corporation should be broken up and all staff exilled to a gulag
    Scotland would be a good start

  33. 100
    albacore says:

    You can’t make a monkey out of the law
    Old Plod can detect just what he’s here for
    Make like a chimp and you’re straight in the clink
    With magpie MPs, Plod needs years to think

  34. 101
    Beast says:

    Bruce Forsythe and Jim Davidson should be given control of the BBC
    Good jokes, both known for shagging decent (female) totty above the age of 16
    Terry Wogan to advise, sack wankers like Fry or sex pest Ross, David Dickenson in charge of daytime TV
    There is a non forced payment market for that

  35. 103
    b345t of shanghai says:

    Hows about this then uhuhu
    We invite impartial foreign types to conduct the inquiry just as we presume to inspect the erections of others ?

  36. 105
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Re THE election.

    I can’t make up my mind what will be worse; The next four years of mawkish drivel coming out of the bBBC and C4 news if Obama wins, or four years of hate filled negative whining coming from the same arseholes if Romney wins.

    • 154
      Aunty Matter says:

      Seeing the lefties going bonkers if Barry loses would be funny. But seeing Barry shit his pants when Israel blows the Fuck out of Iran will be a hoot. So, I go Barry

      • 158
        jgm2 says:

        Omaha won’t shit his pants if Israel blows the fuck out of Iran. He’ll send a strongly worded letter to the Israelis and the UN.

        That’ll show them.

    • 155
      ÁC1 says:

      Obviously the second! If the Leftists are moaning then something good is happening.

      • 163
        jgm2 says:

        The presidency is a poisoned chalice at the moment. The Bush Imbecility still have not been worked through just as the Brownian Imbecility will take more than five years to sort out.

        Sure, Omaha (or Romney) gets to be president but not in any meaningful way. They don’t have the luxury of setting their own agenda. Whoever it is will still be too busy trying to fix eight years of that jackass Bush (and Greenspan) arse-fucking America. Just as Cameron (and three or four future British Prime ministers) will still be trying to fix Brown’s economic ‘legacy’.

  37. 106
    Fucking shit CD collection says:

    This country is Sick in the Head.

    http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-20202734

    • 117
      ? says:

      Michael Jackson done for abusing a 10 year old. What a Hunt

    • 120
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      A nonce, who changed his name to “Michael Jackson.”
      Sometimes the sick jokes just write themselves.

      • 128
        jgm2 says:

        Best sick joke I heard recently was ‘He was such an ugly child that when Michael Jackson invited him to his ranch he got a room to himself.’

        • 143
          B345t says:

          I think that you will find that it was a broom closet Mr JGM2
          Not sure that Michael loved that closet
          He probably found it to be a thriller and enjoyed it being off the wall
          However
          1,2,3 anything above that age is too old for me
          As it says on the gravestone of the king od pop

  38. 109
    farah d says:

    Another day another inquiry. Why is Ted Heath being kept out of this? The pedophile ring goes into the highest courts, the coppers, Parliament, social services, teachers, all those in positions of trust and power. Each holds a gun to the other’s head, to see who blinks first. Independent authority to lead the investigation? My fanny.how long and how much will this new whitewash take?

    • 116
      jgm2 says:

      Private Eye has stuck the boot (belatedly) into Sir Cyril Smith. But Private Eye frequently cites the US method of clearing up such conspiracies as related to corporate finance.

      Go after the little guys and give them reduced sentences on condition they testify against those further up the chain. Suddenly you have a glut of folk rushing to make a deal before they’re left carrying the can.

      That would work. Agree that (say) PC Plods pension won’t be affected as long as they admit which report they threw in the bin and who ordered them to do it. Repeat as necessary. A conspiracy of silence, as with every chain, is only as strong as its weakest link.

      • 127
        Bob Fleming says:

        Absolutely correct, please let it happen. This might be the last chance to clean out the stables

      • 144
        Blowing Whistles says:

        There are many child protection officers for examle: along the South Coast – who have at one time or another ‘been told’ – by superiors who hold authoritive power over them & their careers to close down investigations into child abuse.

        The days are now upon us when siad officers need to stand up to the miscreants above them and say: “No and I am reporting you for abuse of position and office”.

        • 156
          jgm2 says:

          If you say so (about Child Protection Officers from the south coast).

          I’m of the opinion that just as there were whistle-blowers in the banks who were gagged and bought off while all the reckless lending was going on there must have been any number of folk in the treasury giving it ‘What the fuck…’ up the food-chain who were likewise being put in their place by the Maximum Imbecile. And, as D*r K*e*l*l*y shows, any number of folk in defence who were giving it ‘What the fuck..’ over Iraq too.

          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            There is nothing wrong with child protection officers on the south coast. Boaz.

    • 122
      The BBC are cunts says:

      The Press, Police & Politicians: an oligopoly lock bust wide open by the internet.

      All now completely discredited: the BBC are exposed for the rabid champagne socialist pedos they have been for decades.

      • 135
        Diff says:

        I’m shocked!

        You forgot to mention the bbc are also tax-dodgers, nepotists, misogynists and gayists

  39. 126
    King James was a bit a bender says:

    Guido Fawkes’ last words were “Get rid of the burning faggot”.

  40. 130
    Joss Taskin says:

    There are 20,000 people on the BBC’s Taxpayers’ payroll.

    FFS, how many are in the USA ‘covering’ the Presidential election ? Ten thousand ???

  41. 134
    Nafforf says:

    Guido Fawkes – the muhammedan of the 17th century – all bombs and bollox

  42. 147
    Last minute prediction says:

    Romney to win.

    • 148
      Hope - Change says:

      Yes he can.

    • 170
      Obama the slayer says:

      Fucking hope so. If Obama wins then his drones of death will continue and war with Iran is certain.

      How the fook did he win the Nobel peace prize? Silly question really when Al Gore, the IPCC and the EU also won.

      • 172
        Death from the Left says:

        Why do lefties believe it their duty to kill people who do not believe in lefty causes?

        • 191
          Archer Karcher says:

          It is something to do with their famed ‘diversity and tolerance’ genes, you know, the ones they lecture everyone endlessly about.

  43. 162
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Dopey Dorries

    • 169
      Wotabout Gorgon? says:

      Can’t see that she has no option to give her wages while in Oz to charity.

      But Gordon has not done his job for over 2 years now, yet continues to bank his pretend MP salary.

    • 176
      Brown out and pay me damages says:

      Parasites and perverts on every channel.

    • 178
      Keep your ugly mush on twatter says:

      Says he who has a face for radio.

    • 181
      Ehtch says:

      Louise Mensch moves into her plush Central Park downtown Manhattan NYC pile, switches on the lights and… “bugger, knew I should have packed a box of candles”

  44. 171
    Theology: Whomsoever Dwells says:

    And the TRUTH will be your
    Shield and rampart
    So u need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you in the dark
    And you need not FEAR
    What comes looking for you in the day
    And you need not FEAR
    What takes everybody else away
    Ten thousand may fall at your side
    Ten thousand at your right
    But it can’t come near you
    ‘Cause you’re dealing with the moral high

    Sorry for any errors. my translation. Beautiful song.

  45. 177
    Ehtch says:

    Know it is a few days late, but my favorite halloween vid, staring those real spooks of in front of camera and behind, namely Jack Nicholson and Stanley Kubrick, with help from Stephen King for ideas department/book, with an excellent third party soudtrack.

    One to show the ladies in your life, to keep them up at night,

    Now where did I put my axe, wifey?

    • 180
      Devil's backbone says:

      Yawn. Seen it a trillion times.

      • 182
        Ehtch says:

        Get’s better though. But the music? Not original it isn’t, from film. That what fucking spooks me – keeps me up at night at least.

        How about another bit of Stanley K – open the pod bay doors please Hal?

  46. 184
    papadopolous says:

    is this what we expect our MPs to be doing?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/im-a-celebrity-2012-nadine-dorries-1419022

    well, it is a tory – silly cow

  47. 185
    papadopolous says:

    so, the secrecy continues …..

    if the allegded abuse had been from a working class background, his name and photograph would be all over the media. Whether innocent or guilty hisfamily would have been ‘invaded’, his school master interviewed and a media camp would have been set up outside his home.

    because the alleged abuser is a high ranking tory there is a blanket ban on finding any information. No home and family invaded here. No. All must be secret.

    Doesn’t this yet again confirm that the elites ARE ABOVE THE LAW and are treaed as such?
    Why do people on here still argue for justice and yet support this state of affairs? Do you want it both ways too????

  48. 186
    albacore says:

    “There’s no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot”

    Now, that’s where old Fawkesey got it all wrong
    Leaving memories four hundred years long
    His intent was just to replace The State
    As an ambition, that’s not very great
    The plotters in Century Twenty One
    Racheted treachery far further on
    No worries about the administration
    They’re replacing the entire British nation

  49. 190
    Kebab travel update says:

    Tailbacks are now to Henlys Corner, due to this accident on A406London, at East Finchley, eastbound just before East End Tunnel

  50. 192
    David lost-it Scameron says:

    I say, you plebs, here’s a spiffing wheeze that I’ve just dreamt up.
    From now on, all electric cars will have to have a mini wind-turbine mounted on the roof to generate the electricity to power them. Smart or what ?
    You know you can always trust me to come up with the bright ideas.
    Toodle pip !

    • 196
      Wind in the car not in a wysteria says:

      Wow you’ve just invented perpetual motion, as a politician wouldn’t it be easier to put the wind mill inside and just carry on blowing about how brilliant you are.

      • 198
        David lost-it Scameron says:

        I’ve just had another spiffing idea. Why don’t I have my fan inside the car with me ? All I have to do is blow instead of suck. This could be the second greatest invention ever after the perpetual gravy-train.

  51. 193
    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    I was walking in town the other day, a black family just happened to be walking the other way,

    when both my armpits started itching at once.

    I scratched them both at the same time and now I’m facing 18 months for racism!

  52. 197
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Nadine Dorries’ friend, Guido Fawkes: “Months ago Nadine told me, in strictest confidence, she was going to do this” http://itv.co/QjQupP

  53. 203
    reports from the rear says:

    GF’s a bit quiet this a.m. was he arrested last night?

  54. 204
    nambawan pikinini bilong Misis kwin says:

    Save Guido – burn Jimmy Savile

    • 205
      Jim'll Fix it for YOU says:

      Now then ! Now then ! Howzabout that guys and gals ? Any of you kiddies like to see my Roman Candle..or hold my sparkler ?

  55. 206
    Tewkesbury Abbey says:

    moooooooooo! mooooooooooo!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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