Nearly 650 entries to last week’s caption contest celebrating the demise of Denis MacShane. The winner was the ever-witty Steve Miliband with this well-informed effort:
“Celebrations are a trifle early.”
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George Osborne paraphrases Boris, telling the FT:
“If the ball came loose at the back of the scrum, I wouldn’t fumble it”