November 4th, 2012

Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

Also how Denis MacShane’s “red herring” proved what a slippery fish he was, Luciana Berger’s back-firing question, George Galloway’s support for Syrian butcher Bashar al-Assad. 

Just 90p…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    if they cant secure their HQ then why should they be trusted to make a decision whether to send out troops into war?

    • 2
      Fluffy the Destroyer says:

      How on earth can you tell a Tory and a Labourista apart these days? Do you have to lift up their tails I wonder?

      • 9
        Anonymous says:

        No tails they’re completely spineless

      • 26
        RageAgainstthePolitcalElite says:

        I see the Telegraph was the only Sunday to carry the story of the Peudo ring at the Heart of Government.. SIR jimmys looks as if he is going to lead the COPS eventually to the SIRS at the Heart of government who have a fancy for Young English Irish or Welsh Boys. Or is the State going to raft a load of D notices on the investigation before it gets too close for comfort?

        • 51
          XXXX says:

          Do you think any of this ghastly crew maybe involved, it’s amazing what the little tinkers get up to when they think they are not being watched or monitored, if there was a minister involved he would have had a police minder wouldn’t he?

        • 70
          The savant says:

          D notices

          Happy days.

          It reminds me of the christine keeler. / john profumo. Scandal and more recently i e some 25 yrs ago that civil servant. Cove who wrote a book about whitehall then fled to. Australia. …. I. Think his name was Wright.

          We ve got cyberspace and wikileaks and whistleblowers. Now. …. Nothing is sacred any more.

          • Anonymous says:

            The Profumo scandal will seem like a village jumble sale at the Women’s Institute compared to what’s coming.

        • 81
          Anonymous says:

          Front page of the Sunday Express.

        • 110
          Anonymous says:

          D for Durr. Durr in some johnnyforeigner language means Fear.

          A D notice came after the birth of Christ but is also indicative of Fear.
          ppl do bad things when frightened.
          at some stage we will have to show com.passion
          complete passion or else are we will be dragged down by the spiritual plebs.
          the fiddlers.

      • 190
        Sir WW says:

        It’s tattooed on the back of the neck.

    • 13
      Jimmy says:

      Uh oh.

      Thanks for the heads up. Tell them I won’t be in Monday and it’s been fun. I’m sure someone else will send your briefing.

    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      Be fair, the alleged spy may be an Old Etonian and some chaps are simply above suspicion.

      • 47
        Anonymous says:

        the ” extraordinarily persuasive” spy Guy Burgess went to eton.

        ……………..a college of

        something subliminally persuasive and slimy about that.

        • 56
          XXXX says:

          Didn’t Blunt go to Eaton, he was the last one to be outed as a spy

          • Lizzy the last says:

            We were shocked, SHOCKED! to learn Mr Blunt was a KGB nark and general ginger beer.

          • Anonymous says:

            blunt did not go to eaton.

          • XXXX says:

            OK apologies Marlborough College, these posh boys schools are all the same to us plebs

          • Anonymous says:

            Lizzy the lizard.
            The chap from Thin Lizzy did not last very long. The old world was submit and survive. The new world is show some compassion and move on. Nothing nourishing in what we are going to discover.

            detach from old world restriction and go for new world enhancing existence. nothing worthwhile is possible without integrity.

          • Anonymous says:

            no worries. eaton was on mind too.

    • 237
      ÁC1 says:

      Remember, remember, this sixth of November,
      The radicals’ treasonous plot.
      I know of no reason the radicals’ treason
      Should e’er be forgiv’n or forgot.

      The Sixties were waning, and Leftists were claiming
      That radical changes were due.
      Their Marxist solution was armed revolution:
      The Weathermen made their debut.

      The radicals raged on the national stage, and
      Horrific explosions ensued.
      Their bombs were dramatic, but also erratic;
      They sometimes killed radicals, too.

      The Leftists grew older, the underground, colder,
      And so they came in from the cold.
      “Subvert from within — in the long run, we’ll win,” said
      The Leftists, determined and bold.

      And thus it began — this nefarious plan — and
      The radicals slowly took charge:
      Complete infiltration of all education;
      The long institutional march.

      The journalist schools would produce useful fools, for
      The Left would need media shills.
      And Hollywood, too, would assist in the coup, with
      Its slick propagandizing skills.

      “Community action” would build a new faction;
      ‘Twould organize proles on the street.
      A smooth politician would front for the mission,
      And run for the president’s seat.

      The radicals’ goal, which they proudly extol, is
      A communist U.S. of A.
      Collectivist schemes lead to brutal regimes, and
      For this do the radicals pray.

      But Jefferson’s aim, with the charters he framed, was
      To guard individual rights.
      And “redistribution” was not a solution,
      But one of the evils to fight.

      So let us remember, this sixth of November,
      Just what is at stake on this date.
      Will Jefferson’s dream, or the radicals’ scheme, now
      Determine America’s fate?


    • 267
      nanu nanu says:

      vier ogen slijm gevuld testikel

  2. 3
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    “Name of alleged “Tory grandee rapist” is all over the internet. Would feel very uncomfortable naming him without evidence. Unhappily silent.”

    Yes. The problem is, the names of a lot of grandees are now all over the Internet. A lot of innocent people may be being tainted.

    This whole affair is a horrible mess.

    Who is really pulling the strings of public opinion?

    • 10
      Blowing Whistles says:

      If Macalp and Co have got nothing to hide – how come they hide behind the weasel threats of ‘libel actions’?

      • 14
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        Yet the person you name is not the only grandee who has made threats of libel action regarding allegations about a ‘Tory grandee’.

        To a very great extent, the ‘Establishment’ has brought it upon itself, through secrecy and cover-ups.

        Child abusers should be caught and punished. However, my fear is that many innocent people are suffering collateral damage in the crossfire.

      • 62
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        That’s anyone’s guess. I don’t know. You don’t know. Probably few people on this website know anything. I’ve never met any of the people who are being named, or been to the places identified.

        Still, lets all grab our pitchforks and call for blood. It’s OK as long as we hide behind a keyboard.

        • 83
          indigenous pleb in a sea of 'dual-national' scum says:

          fuck off, nonce.

        • 97
          Anonymous says:

          It’s that sort of attitude that allowed Savile to carry on unabated.

        • 126
          Only saying like says:

          Should that not be carry on masturbated

        • 169
          Anonymous says:

          the only ppl the fiddlers can dominate is kids.
          pathetic. BBC was our voice to the world. Brainwashing the world, so they had a childlike devotion to the Queen. But it goes deeper, the actual abuse is embedded in the english language.

          in how words are constructed. subliminally or vibrationally they reinforce a world with.out integrity.

          Our language is supposedly to be a unifying force.
          can anything be done by force?

    • 17
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      No-one should have to stand accused of a heinous crime involving sexual predation if they’ve never done it. (*Cliche warning!*) “That having been said, however…”– I’d surely like to see some of these crooks do like an old episode of some police-procedural, where the lowlife they pick up says something like “Square biz, rozzer, it’s a fair cop on [what he's charged with], but not [what they're questioning him about]– not even someone like me does something like that!”, whereupon the coppers tell him, “We’ll stitch you up good and proper, Sunshine, unless you give us a few names of those blokes who WOULD do something like that’!” Perhaps there is nothing better to concentrate the mind than to be accused of a heinous crime, and face a long bit behind bars, to get them to cop to what they HAVE done, and get them to grass up the foulest amongst them who really ARE nonces.

      • 54
        Anonymous says:

        emotionally the world is biased against the plebs and operates based on wishful thinking when it comes to royalty, this always gets exploited for the benefit of those who prefer to live secret lives.

        A lot of ppl need to go in front of a judicial public inquiry.
        the world around jimmy saville and jonathan dimboleby.
        things are hidden in plain view and also out of site….in the world of secret privilege.
        Mission impossible is becoming mission possible as the scale of issues are becoming open….as we go for hopeless and helpless to hopeful and helpful.

      • 60
        XXXX says:

        Chaps do not squeal on other chaps one of those Eaton thingies, that is for the lower orders

    • 76
      The savant says:

      Well its quite simple. Matey.
      If you do happen to be a tory grandee and you are innocent you put out a press release saying this is a complete lie and you will. Sue. All for. Libel .

      That should prize him out.

      Coz the last one left. Who does NOT issue said threat will. Be the kiddie fiddler ..

      D’accord ??

  3. 4
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nail biting is more than a bad habit: Experts to classify the addiction as a mental disorder.

    Gordon !!!

  4. 5
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I have also read the main comment in the DSS pg 6. Re: Watson

    It is about time – beyond time actually that all the tribal political factions [including their paid internet trolls] got their backbones back in place. Spineless duplicitous effers that you all are.

    All the political parties have their child abusing paedos on board and until all of them are kicked out & imprisoned – with one almighty purge

    British Politics will remain the biggest dirtiest laughing stock of the world.

    • 37
      Utter scum says:

      The LibLabCon through their criminality have quite possibly allowed this country to be blackmailed and controlled by outside powers. Getting rid of a few noncing MPs doesn’t even begin to cover the enormity of the situation these bastards have put us in.

      Every major decision the political class has taken over the last 50 years, everything from endless mass immigration, the EU sell out to the Iraq debacle, must now be seen through the light of possible blackmail at the highest levels.

      • 48
        Gramnd Master, Grand Lodge, the Strand says:

        It is impossible to clean politics of child abusing politicians, and there are many of them, as most of them go in to politics to get protection from their crimes. Additionally, most of them are members of the Lodge for the same reason and through this membership get my protection also, through my control of the police, judiciary, CPS etc etc. So do not raise your hopes that anything significant is going to happen. A sacrificial lamb may be offered up if names of offenders are made public otherwise, the remainder remain under my protection and safe from arrest. Jahbulon.

      • 95
        Nation Wreckers R Us says:

        Oy vey! The dumb English plebs are finally on to us. Quick, get the dumb Yanks to bomb Iran and start WW3.

        • 121
          Anonymous says:

          plebs r us. it is a privilege.
          plods r us. as we plod on.

          plebs or plods.
          we are one. the spiritually deficient can be left behind. but they have to be recognised and accepted as such. As we leave them behind, they will follow as they are so needy, we are not needy of them, it is they who are needy of us.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Can you please knock all this ‘spirituality’ mumbo fucking jumbo on the fuckin g head – we’re living in the 21st century – not 1600 years ago – you twat.

    • 181
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      The Belgian political establishment managed to keep the lid on it so I’m sure the same attempts will be made here.

  5. 6
    Four More Years! says:

    I hope Obama wins on Tuesday, just to see the reaction of you righties and the outpouring of angry, ràcist drivel in the comments section. Four more years of cutting edge witticisms like “Obummer, Omaha, Barry”. Priceless.

    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      I would have thought the better reason is the need to avoid the drooling rabid nutters standing behind Romney. He may be ok but I fear for the world if the tea party gets any sniff of power.

      • 218
        ÁC1 says:

        ah yes, those fiscal geniuses that got America into the wonderful economic situation it’s in, rather than those “droolers” who say mornonic things like the state is too big, don’t spend more than you extort, and extortion harms the economy!

        Haven’t they hear of post neo-classical endogenous growth theory??? Just look at it’s success here.

    • 32
      Aunty Matter says:

      And if Romney wins let’s see how long it takes for the BBC to wheel out Greg Palast to spit blatant lies about voter fraud.

      Personally I hope O’Bumma does win, the yanks will be well fucked with another 4 years of the Kenyan Muslim in charge. Suits me.

      • 35
        Yup! says:

        Right on the ball there me old mate!

        If the USA hasn’t found out by now, it’ll have plenty time soon, and O’Barmy will leave a legacy like McBonkers did for us.

        Mind, the BBC will make all things better.

    • 42
      c.eng says:

      Let’s hope so, 4 more years should see Uncle Sam in melt down.

      BTW no one could be more racist than the hypocritical, mendacious peddlers of socialism, and nowhere is the gap between rich and poor greater than in that great bastion of socialism, China.

    • 152
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Of course, if the other fellow wins, we’re bound to hear “‘Git’ Romney,” the “Mormon Moron,” “‘Willard’– wasn’t he a ratcatcher/the dog on EastEnders?(‘mutt Romney’)”, “Obomney”(when he does something the incumbent would have done), “Remit Money,” “the Bane from Bain,” “Flip-Flop Man,” “Mitt RINO (Republican In Name Only)”, etc etc etc. No self-respecting Guido-blog poster is going to let any American president off easy, seeing as how the last two have been well and truly “Fawked”-up by the usual gang who frequent this establishment; if they didn’t continue to do so, people would think, what kind of a bog-house of a blog is Guido running nowadays?

      • 241
        ÁC1 says:

        You won’t be hearing about a certain Rev Wright pastor of a Black Supremacist church that the Obama’s happened to attend for only 20 odd years.

  6. 7
    The all singing all dancing crap of the world on TV 2nite says:

    Only one problem I don’t buy newspapers anymore. I can’t say I miss them.

  7. 8
    Julie, Julie Kirkbride says:

    I have simply simply absolutely no comment to make.

  8. 11
    Lord Alpine says:

    My favourite pasttime in the 70s and 80s was putting boys in coffins and pretending to bury them by hurling gravel on top as they screamed, until they finally gave in and agreed to do whatever I wanted.

    • 65
      The Illuminati says:

      Yeah, a really likely story. You havn’t been frequenting David Icke’s site have you?

    • 73
      XXXX says:

      That is highly libellous and could get Guido into very hot water as it has appeared on a public blog, if they cannot get at you Guido will get it

      • 101
        Plebs turning on blackmailed Establishment scum and their lackeys says:

        XXXX off!, nonce.

      • 150
        Yates "ex of the yard" says:

        Only if thet are “Innocent”… see Libel only works if one is innocent….

        • 176
          Blowing Whistles says:

          One of the biggest twats who deals with libel cases is Master E Y ‘re

          All them effers at the RcJ are pompous arrogant Masterbaters.

  9. 12
    bxlls says:


    • 49
      Anonymous says:

      That reminds me, the internet underpants king stirring it, wanting all David Cameron and Rebecca Brooks e mails released.Anybody with any shame would keep his trap shut !

      • 140
        Anonymous says:

        Cameron should remind him if that the next time the fucking weasel pops his disgusting head up

      • 222
        Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

        Just to remind everyone that Bryant offered himself for sex on line and exchanged e -mails with other potential cruisers with remarks like ” I’d love to meet for a good long fuck” Imagine if a straight MP had done that on a porn webiste the BBC et al would be apoplectic in demanding he or she resign.

        Remember what Mendolson said ” if you are going to break the law as an MP make sure you are gay ” works every time ask Laws

  10. 15

    Any chance of a hunt for a Conservative in Tory HQ?

  11. 16
    The Ring says:

    One of the websites naming the senior Tory nonces also says a certain G Brown took part in the ràpe of a 9 year old girl in the 70s. Any truth to this? It also says Murdoch knows about it, which begs the question why he didn’t reveal it after said pervert’s declaration of war.

    The site also claims a certain T Blair was once fined £500 for cottaging. I didn’t know Blair’s meant to be gay. Is this common knowledge?

    • 20
      Charlie Lynton says:

      I don’t know what you mean duckie.

    • 21
      urg says:

      Used to share a room with the moron

    • 43
      Fat Pang says:

      Don’t forget me and the National Treasures

    • 69
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Au Contraire Mr Anony – it is an open public domain fact that Lord Montague was convicted for his molesting of boy scouts in the 1960′s.

      The references in that website to issues happening along the south coast – only solidify matters and join up many dots as to the dirty networks. And don’t for one minute think that the UK networks do not have their counterparts in for instance Belgium – Marc Dutroux < research the fiend and his rank and file colleagues – Judges, lawyers, cops & politicians – those that the public would least and last suspect as ever.

      • 106
        I'm a poet says:

        The boy stood on the burning deck
        His arsehole to the mast
        he dare not move from there
        Until Montague had past
        Now Montague, the crafty Lord
        Threw the boy a plum
        As the boy bent down to pick it up
        Montague slid it up his bum!

    • 93
      Anonymous says:

      Clarissa Dickson Wright (Two Fat Ladies fame) recalls from her days at the Bar that Blair was known as Miranda and has alluded to certain “sexual” style offences that he was nabbed on.

      Blair’s queer as fuck – in more ways than one.

    • 109
      Big Beast's Beard says:

      that you Ken?

    • 188
      Melvin says:

      Good grief, you haven’t heard of Miranda?

      • 217
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Gordon Rayner [ex D mail] now of the Te leg raph knows all about “Miranda warnings” and bliar – save that he used so much info to promote his own career to the detriment of the Kelly Murder. But hey that’s what psychophantic selfpossessed journo’s do – never mind publishing the truth.

  12. 18
    Anonymous says:

    I presumed you meant that they were all about to be named under parliamentary privilege by John Hemming.

  13. 19
    Mr Denis McTheivin-Twat says:

    Is there anyway that thriving twat MCShane can be prevented from taking the route of the chiltern 100′s as by doing so he stays on salary?

    Outrageous considering he his actions

    • 39
      Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

      Denis Mac’No’Shame is such a very thick skinned bastard nothing would

      surprise by the actions of this slimey sewer life BUT we have to ensure that its

      shouted everywhere what “ED MILLIEBAND’s LABOUR PARTY” have allowed there

      Rotherham MP to do & cheat the PUBLIC PURSE of more TAX PAYERS MONEY.

      I am sure Ed will be very pleased with this type of MEDIA TAG & the effect it will

      have on the Public Opinion Polls & to him personally for not stamping down

      on this arrogant idea straight away……..

      However The UK Electors will be very pleased to be constantly reminded by all of

      the MEDIA Channels of this glowing endorsement of ZanuLieLabors gutter practices !!!

      It will do wonders for them in every sense !!

  14. 22
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That none of them are Asians? Do we fear retribution for exposing the Ali’s and Omar’s from quarters other than the party-politics ones?

  15. 23
    Reimer says:

    “The site also claims a certain T Blair was once fined £500 for cottaging.”

    I had read about this on the net a few years back. Had the impression that it was possibly another symptom of the elite-proclivity-syndromes covered up in the wake or Operation Ore and Dunblane. TB always seemed quite effeminate enough to play both sides. And the changes knowingly wrought on the country since Heath are enough to make such conspiracy perfectly plausible, and relatively small beer for these creatures.

  16. 25
    Aunty Matter says:

    Nice to see the BBC supporting the call for an independent inquiry into the r@pe of childs in care homes. I hope the BBC also calls for it to include themselves.

    Let’s just see how many child r@pists worked or still work at the BBC shall we?

  17. 28
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some [knee jerk reactionaries] need to cut Watson a little bit of slack and read it for themselves. The general public will not tolerate child abuse.

    • 34
      Anonymous says:

      I agree. This is one situation where tribal grudges need to be set aside and support given to anyone prepared to stand up.

    • 44
      nellnewman says:

      TomWatson knows who this person/these persons is/are so why doesn’t he use his parliamentary privelege and name him/them in the HoC which he can do without fear of being sued in a court of law?

      Also if he is serious about combatting child abuse then is he also going to campaign for an opening of the files and a review of Operation Ore?

      • 52
        Gramnd Master, Grand Lodge, the Strand says:

        I have seen that Operation Ore was closed and will see that it is never reopened, and do not google ‘operation ore’ as we will be tracking you. Jahbulon.

      • 58
        Anonymous says:

        I read somewhere that it was Operation Ore that was the real leverage the yanks had over Blair to get Britain involved in the Iraq war.

        I don’t know. But looking back to those days of nearly 10 years ago, the UK government looked very desperate indeed to get us involved.

        At the time I thought it was down to solid intelligence the UK government had about Sadaam.

        But now, with everything that has come out since, it could easily have been down to simple blackmail. Don’t think British troops would be too pleased to learn they were sent off to war to protect the nonces in high places.

        • 112
          HRH Randy those-girls-were-18-and-not-drugged-at-Epstein's-gaff Andy says:

          Bugger me! The plebs are revolting.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            There is a 100 year anniversary approaching in 2017 – and what happened in the woods back then when the up their own self-important ignored the masses? They had death Roman ov all over their self-centered bodies – ‘cos they let the Commies in thru the back door.

      • 207
        Indigo says:

        “why doesn’t he use his parliamentary privelege and name him/them in the HoC which he can do without fear of being sued in a court of law?”

        There are worse things than being sued. Such as being deaded in an unfortunate “accident”. Like a house fire started by a cigarette end thrown into a metal waste paper basket.

        • 244
          Tay King-dePisse says:

          N-a-a-a-h-h, with Fat Bastard they’re much more likely to do it the Gareth Williams/Stephen Milligan way, just to inflict in death the “insult to injury” of his having been some sort of kinkster himself: “Watson? Wern’t ‘e the one topped ‘imself that pervy way? And ‘im a bigshot in the Labour Party! Takes all types, I reckon…” Tell me they couldn’t/wouldn’t. Go ahead– see how long before you bust out laughing.

    • 221
      ÁC1 says:

      Classic dis-information campaign technique to overload the investigation with fantasy, and get the paranoid to over-react.

  18. 29
    Reimer says:

    “Syrian butcher Bashar al-Assad. ”

    Oh yeah?

  19. 30
    Millibandies says:

    We want a living wage for all. We reckon we could just about live on say £500,000 a year.

    • 36
      Anonymous says:

      Nonsense. DC could live on a zero wage. Of course, the £5m a year investment income does help.

    • 45
      Beowulff says:

      Unless they’re interns working for the BBC, the Liebore Party or Anthony Blair

    • 53

      I have received my instructions from my union bosses: they want wages pushed up to about as much as 20 percent of Bob Crow’s pay packet.

      • 67
        Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

        We’re all on the equivalent of a living wage up here. My benefits work out to much more than seven quid whatever an hour.

      • 68
        genghiz the kahn says:

        It is Red’s campaign of the week. It is amazing how many Labour councils are suddenly finding that they have to raise pay rates cos their staff have received an unfair living wage.

        It is a centralised income policy all over again. Back to the 60s with Ed.

      • 125
        Wheelbarrow salesman says:

        Everyone in the country should receive £500K a year. It is the right thing to do.

  20. 40
    David Scameron says:

    a Labour Party spy in Tory HQ
    Do you reckon they’re onto me, Becks ?

    • 64
      Well it's a thought says:

      How would they know if they had a Liebour spy in the uconned us, how can they tell the difference between Liebour and the uconned us tossers.

  21. 55
    Bumaster says:

    Increase wages by a pound an hour, workforces will become familiar with the concept of decimation

    • 59
      Gillian Duffy says:

      I did ask Gordon why Libor had allowed all these foreign workers to flock into the Country, thus depressing average wages but he just told everyone I was a bigoted woman.

      • 225
        ÁC1 says:

        There’s another MUCH more important effect, wage competition is only a small part of it. The much larger part of the equation is higher rents.

    • 63
      Sparkler says:

      Off with the social engineering again, don’t these people realise that it’s no good having a statutory minimum wage if there are no jobs being created, everything will be part-time, 15 hours a week is no good to anybody @£7 per hour

      • 71

        It’th my latetht bandwagon !!

      • 114
        Reimer says:

        42 hrs at 2 quid an hour will put a smile on the faces of the applied-libertarianism gangmasters. “Realistic Free Enterprise” etc.

        • 227
          ÁC1 says:

          Maybe you could learn to do something that was more productive? Wage is a signal that your skills are not socially valued and you should try and do something else.

          • Reimer says:

            Do you give that little speech to all the would-be bodies just before shovelling the earth on to them?

          • ÁC1 says:

            You obviously have a problem with reality. Please stay out of other people’s wallets, neo-slavery is very offensive.

  22. 61
    Blowing Whistles says:

    They all also have in common – many connections to many members of the judiciary [of all political persuasions colours & hues] who for their part form part of the ‘pillars of society’ – extolling to the public day in day out; of their moral rectitude ….

    The all in it together mantra – is of the few desperados who are caught in the crosshairs with their pants down around their ankles.

    Isn’t it always those at “the top” of a decaying and rotting Democracy or Dictatorship – who are always the last to put their hands up?

    Are we seeing history repeating itself with what happened in Commie Russia in 1989 – The fall of the Berlin wall. There was so much political corruption that the system ground itself to a halt; nothing worked?

    • 107
      Ceausescu says:

      Fucking hope so! You English c’unts are so fucking thick. FFS, even the thick slavs worked out this shit over 20 years ago and kicked us ‘socialists’ and our ‘international banker’ string-pullers out.

  23. 77
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see creepy homosexual Bryant made an appearance on the BBC once again.

    funny how he’s been totally silent over all the child r@pe stuff but when it comes to pointless phone hacking which harmed no one he seems to have a problem.

    • 82
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Bryant is a disgusting vile little man.

      • 84
        The Libor party says:

        He’s not that impressive.

        • 115
          Benders Buggering Children says:

          Fuck off! Chris is highly respected and will be fronting and bottoming Children In Need for the BBC this year.

          • BBC spokesman says:

            Indeed we must all be told about the degradation of Cameron, riding a horse and then making a comment about it, which could if you are really desperate and grasping for straws for cheap headlines make it appear as some kind of innuendo. Meanwhile let us forget all about Savile and the BBC witch-hunt which was only a minor transgression and happened a long time ago.

          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Coincidentally Chris is also a complete front bottom

      • 86
        the next macshane says:

        Labour is full of disgusting, vile little men.

      • 141
        Anonymous says:

        He’s a fucking Cotho

  24. 79
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why is Tom Watson afraid to name the paedo?
    Why is Bryant such a spiteful shitty little man?
    Why has Millionaireband dropped the tory millionaire/£40k cheque jibes?
    Why is labour the party of spite?

  25. 87
    Beast says:

    Iats a good job the wrapping of fish&chips in newspapers has been banned otherwise I have inadvertantly ended up reading this rag published by a north london porn king

    • 123
      Dennis MacShane, MP for Tel Aviv says:

      ‘north london’ – you evil English-firster Anti-Semite!

      The filth will be around to plant kiddie porn on your hard drive.

  26. 88
    Beast says:

    “its” and “could have”

  27. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    I know how to make my own cinder toffee.

  28. 92
    David Cameron PM says:


    • 105
      XXXX says:

      A lot of chappies read the Sun and Star they wrap them in the Times when they go to the toilet

  29. 94
    Beast says:

    Like his children he wants the news buried

  30. 104
    end of the world 21/12/2012 says:

    Fuck me, the world has gone topsy turvy.

    tom_watson ‏@tom_watson

    Words I never thought I’d say: Thank you Daily Star Sunday. Really appreciate you being so strong on this.

    • 131
      Sparkler says:

      Self-appointed Witchfinder General?, pass me another sick bag.

      • 132
        Anonymous says:

        To be totally accurate a Pedofinder General, hopefully all Tories.

        • 138
          Sparkler says:

          The only people that like P*are P*, it is not a political issue and to try and turn it into one is grandstanding of the worst possible kind.

          • Anonymous says:

            Saying that he can’t be thick enough to believe that it’s just the Tories that will be be implicated……surely?

          • Anonymous says:

            I don’t suppose it has occurred to anyone here that, despite his politics, he may hate the bastards enough to want them stopped regardless of party. Just because someone is your enemy does not mean there cannot be issues on which you find common cause.

          • Sparkler says:

            You do not get common cause by diverting this into, as I said, a party political issue, all too reminiscent of Leveson, News of the World bad, Daily Mirror good, grow up and smell the coffee.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            The two words “Common Cause” have been used by many a deceitful bastard to mislead people. The words imply much – but behind them there is a legion of people / ‘Travellers’ [commies] who have a dirty agenda.

  31. 118
    Agent Dave says:

    Reds under the bed.

  32. 119
    Bryant would have made a bad vicar. says:

    Surely Bryant demanding that Dave’s private emails to a friend be made public is an invasion of privacy and is no different to publishing private emails.

    • 122
      Sparkler says:

      To my knowledge it is not an offence to exchange e-mails between consenting adults, and the contents therein are nobody else’s business unless you are conspiring to drop a bomb on somebody.

    • 139
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Perhaps Camoron might think twice about insisting that emails are retained under May’s new Communications Bill.

    • 168
      His real motivation , hiding in plain sight. says:

      Bryant is getting off over these e mails like some creepy Voyeur.

      • 183
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Perhaps he sucks up to his master mandevilson for his each and every instruction?

  33. 120
    Bryant is a vindictive old Queen. says:

    Bryant on any questions said he earned more money at the BBC than he does today as an MP.

    Given that he has been an MP for years now, it just shows how the BBC wastes money.

  34. 129
    Guido Fawkes says:

    With my name, will the authorities allow me into the Houses of Parliament tomorrow? Clue: Gunpowder, Treason and Plot!

    • 174
      A Completely Different "Guy" Altogether says:

      Tell them you’re THIS “PS,” and play them this song; they’ll let you in. (Tom Watson at 2:20):

  35. 130
    ooer says:

    Don’t ask.

  36. 133
    MI5 says:

    MP Tom Watson warned of threats after making No.10 paedophile allegation ” Go get them Tom,my son.

  37. 135
    MI5 says:

    MP Tom Watson warned of threats after making No.10 p**dophile allegation ” Go get them Tom,my son.

  38. 136
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck me. Marr on the BBC doing a programme about O’Bumma is like letting Jimmy Savile lose with a camera in a playground.

  39. 145
    The truth hurts says:

    Buy the #DailyStarSunday for news of a hunt for a Labour Party spy in Tory HQ……. Bloody obvious…..Ric Holden, the lefty tosser !

  40. 146
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    This will be my lead question at the next PMQ’s

    “Exactly what did Cameron really ride?”

  41. 147
    Sparkler says:

    A History of putting his hand down the crack of somebodies arse, :-(:P

  42. 148
    Aunty Matter says:

    If you’ve always wondered what it would be like to see Andrew Marr suck off O’Bumma on TV, then watch BBC 2 right now.

  43. 151
    Aunty Matter says:

    LOL at Marr, it’s enough to make you want to puke. Gordon Brown can’t be pleased, he always thought Marr only had blow jobs for him.

    • 186
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Reminds me of the ‘puke making’ acting between Blair and Marr at Blairs presedential style press conferences – Oh andy I’ll answer your questions every time … sweety!!!

      Fucking nonces.

  44. 154
    Sick fuckers says:

    Why is it Tories hate consenting gay adults but have no problem covering up the crimes of child abusers in their ranks who regularly ràped boys? Surely the perverted activities of Alpine et al should disturb and disgust everyone regardless of political affiliation. Or is it ok when it’s a fellow grandee who’s raised millions of pounds for the party?

    • 158
      Aunty Matter says:

      No all of the pervert scum should be put in jail. The problem is the left see nothing wrong with r@ping kids, they never have.

      • 171
        Sick fuckers says:

        You think that kind of sweeping generalisation is helpful do you? You complain about all Tories being painted as baby eating monsters, but you have no qualms about labelling the entire left as nonces. Your point would have a tiny bit of credibility if it wasn’t for the fact that Tory top brass protected these perverts during their time in power. Police were warned off pursuing an investigation. It must be pure coincidence that Alpine was the chief party fundraiser and a close friend of Thatcher. She or the people around her were happy to protect him over his pàedophilic activities and – if there’s any truth to the darker rumours online – murders of young boys. There’s supposedly a tape in existence showing him and another man torturing and ràping a boy. The footage is said to be so horrific, one journalist who viewed it felt sick after two minutes. It’s never been exposed because the pervert in question has too many powerful friends. And the bbc bottled naming him too.

        • 175
          thick or what? says:

          You didn’t answer my question thicko. If the Tories are anti gay, why are they legalising gay marriage? Get your facts right before sounding off ffs.

        • 182
          Aunty Matter says:

          You will find plenty of Liebore politicians involved in kiddie molesting, but I don’t see fatty Watson up in arms, just as Liebore don’t have a problem with the Daily Mirror hacking phones.

          THe fact is the BBC a left wing shithole or poof and pervs allowed a man to molest and r@pe for 40 years and said nothing.

          No matter how you try to divert it you can’t, it it were Sky that had done that you lefty c u nting mongs would be demanding them closed down.

    • 161
      thick or what? says:

      If they hate gays why make gay marriage legal, you fucked up individual?

    • 189
      Biologist says:

      A man stuffing his Willy up another man’s bottom ain’t natural. End of.

      • 235
        Cutting your grass is against the will of God. says:

        Neither is surgery to mend a broken leg.

      • 258
        Not a very good Biologist then says:

        You may not like it, I may not like the idea of it, but of course it is natural. It may be partially genetic and it may be partially environmental (the more elder brothers you have, the more likely it is that you are gay), but it certainly isn’t entirely social.

        There is probably an evolutionary advantage in having non-breeding males in the tribe.

  45. 155
    Aunty Matter says:

    I wonder if Marr will ask the people of northern Pak1stan if they like O’Bumma or should I say if they enjoy his random drone strikes.

  46. 157
    Well it's a thought says:

    Wonder when we will find out about this or will it go the same way as our oil due to the fruit and nut cases.

  47. 162
    I don't say he looks like a dirty old pervert at all says:

    Why would anyone think this man looks dodgy?

  48. 164
    Aunty Matter says:

    Of course George Bush never had any of the problems that Obama did. Well except for the dotcom bubble bursting and 9/11 of course.

    Marr skips over the fact most yanks don’t want Obamacare, nor do they want their national debt going up higher than George Michael on a night time drive through London.

  49. 166
    McMountainrange says:

    I have more hidden skeletons on my estate than Saddleworth moors

  50. 173
    Anonymous says:
  51. 185
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Channel 4 News tonight. Two stories one about twp emails between Cameron and Brookes, the other story about child sex abuse in a care home. Guess which story led first, the Cameron story of course. Doesn’t that just show Channel 4′s agenda and priority.
    Channel 4 News, the sickening news channel.

    • 193
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      I think they (and their ‘big brother’ at the bBBC) are ramping up the bias. It’s just out and out obvious, are they trying to start a civil war?

    • 232
      ÁC1 says:

      content of people’s private emails = news story about invasion of privacy.
      contents of people’s private emails = top news story!


  52. 192
    The enemy in Brussels says:

    So the EU pays for Ford to move out of Britain and into Turkey.

    You could not make this up.

  53. 196
    SL4 PPA says:

    Actually I think that Bryant is quite butch.

    • 201
      Aunty Matter says:

      He needs to listen to his mother and wear clean knickers when photographing himself for gay sex websites.

  54. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Thing is, if it’s Lord McA, then Mrs T knew and did nothing to stop him.

    • 204
      Yates "ex of the yard" says:

      Mark Thatcher………………………………………………

      • 212
        nellnewman says:

        Er no don’t think so . mark is many things we might despise but he’s not a pa ed o ph ile.

        It seems to me the pa ed o ph il es are centred around power . So in the treasury and no10 – thatcher Yes – but also bliar, mandy and brown.

        I think Bliar’s Operation Ore D notice proves labor did big cover up of their own paedophiliac activity!! Evil. Pure Evil!

      • 220
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Perhaps Dennis was being a bit frugal with the truth to the wife all along and more beholden to his dirty friends ‘n Mates down the lodge?

  55. 202
    Anonymous says:

    They can only be scurrillous if they are untrue……

  56. 209
    nellnewman says:

    Nope more like someone like br+ttan or j+nner or even g+rdon but then
    Op-r ation Or e would have to be published before we knew the truth about the depravity of westminster not to mention it’s criminality!

    Is TomWatson going to campaign for that??!!

    I wonder how the gullible sarah feels about her ‘Gordon! My Hero!’ moment now??

    What an absolutely discredited and despised British Institution Westminster has become!!! Thieves, conmen. pa ed o ph il es . liars.

    • 228
      Stranger than fiction says:

      Christ Nell, its got bad , the next thing we’ll know is that you are a fictitious character devised by the owners of this blog. FFS !

  57. 210
    Fashion of the times. says:

    Cameron’s call to legalise homosexual marriages today are no different to Harman’s call to legalise sex with children yesterday.

    • 213
      nellnewman says:

      harman working with PIE wanted to legalise child abuse.

      Labour h\ave much to answer !!

    • 234
      ÁC1 says:


      I think you qualify for the dumbest-comment of the day award.

      • 238
        Jimbo says:

        In the L8 70s early 80s when Harman was arguing for sex with children and allowing explicit photographs and paintings of children for arts sake that was the trendy groupthink of the times and the silent majority had to grin and bare it. We now think that the trendies were wrong.

        We now have trendy groupthink that homosexual marriage should be made the norm while the silent majority think wait a minute civil partnerships give homosexual partners all the legal rights they need especially in financial affairs and marriage is actually about the union between a man and a woman to procreate a family.

        The affairs of humans are constantly repeating their errors throughout history and Lott’s dilema will come back to haunt them. Sodomy and sex with children is not what society should be about.

        • 252
          ÁC1 says:

          So you’re saying that a change in contract law* is of similar offensiveness to statutory rape of children?

          *I don’t think forcing churches to marry gayers is a good idea either, but for reasons of freedom of association, but then I don’t think they should get big tax breaks either.

        • 253
          Blowing Whistles says:

          But it’s what pinko list No 3 Tatchel wants – Militant politicised sicko that he is and put up to it by the Dirty Zio Sralies – not that he’d realise it.

    • 242
      Anonymous says:

      The only difference being that one happened and the other didn’t. Apart from that they’re exactly the same.

  58. 215
    Bumaster says:

    Watson is Teddy Ruxpin

    “Teddy Ruxpin is a children’s toy talking bear. The bear would move his mouth and eyes while ‘reading’ stories which were played on an audio tape cassette deck built into his back.”

    • 224
      The Truth says:

      Watson is indeed a puppet.

    • 255
      Yes, I DO Do It In The Woods, Thanks For Asking, says:

      Always had him as a Paddington myself– adopted by Mr Brown, always stuffing his face, scowling when he doesn’t get his way.

      (As an aside, the first prototype for the mass-production-model Paddington was a gift, by a Mr Clarkson who designed it, for his little son Jeremy– yes, THAT one– I shit thee not.)

  59. 230
    Would make sense says:

    Is Tom Watson a victim of ******

  60. 236
    Aunty Matter says:

    Ha ha ha.

    Fat shit Stephen Nolan on Radio 5 is making hay for the BBC about the alleged Tory party kiddie fiddler


    I’ve lost count of how many times Nolan has said TORY, must be 10 times a minute.

    You can just see the BBC now trying to deflect everything away from themselves.

    Nolan tries to make out it’s Cameron’s fault as he’s in charge now and that it’s just not fair to blame current BBC management.

    Except of course it is because the current BBC management were the noes who covered up and killed the Newsnight investigation, so they must have known Savile was a perv.

    Same old BBC pervs trying to make excuses for their crimes.

    • 251
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Who is the ex Blue Peter presenter who has had coke problems – who is now a BBC Radio5 presenter?

      • 259
        Radio 5 Livewire says:

        The only problem they have with coke at the BBC is sourcing enough of it.

        I wonder how many guns are bought with the proceeds? Very fairtrade.

    • 260
      albacore says:

      Every day, and in every way, our masters, they look more perverse
      Where good survives they drag it down, where bad they strive to make it worse
      The ancients said the gods first make mad the nations that they wish to destroy
      So we elected Parliaments to give us a wooden horse – just like Troy?

  61. 243
    Twatson says:
  62. 261
    moby dick says:

    When is Tom Watson going to take his John Edgar Hoover halloween mask off?

  63. 264
    a non says:

    That exciting moment of the day.
    Just after 8.00am. Dry mouth. Sweating palms. Awaiting Rich and Marks monday morning extravaganza.
    Haven’t felt this excited since Camberwick Green…… Wondering who will be in it today and whether I can decipher the cartoon figure without the written hints.

  64. 266
    Ehtch says:

    Gawd! Anyone remember that perve, Jeremy Thorpe? He was a tory that became leader of the Liberals. Tried to kill his male lover, allegedly and all that. Got off, because he was basically a tory mole in the Liberal party.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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