November 2nd, 2012

Labour: MacShane’s Career is Over

Labour have been forced to suspend Denis MacShane yet again:

“These are very serious findings concerning Denis MacShane and we accept his statement this morning that his career as a Labour MP is effectively over. In the light of the report’s recommendations to the House the Labour Party has suspended Denis MacShane with immediate effect, pending a full NEC enquiry. We will be talking to Denis MacShane about his future and the best course of action for him and for his constituency.”

If MacShane has one shred of decency left he would resign today.



  1. 1
    The Rest of the Sty says:

    Oink Oink Oink

  2. 2
    Lord Stansted says:

    The bastard will be back in “public service” – one way or another. What else is he going to do?

  3. 3
    What a loathsome man says:

    Bye bye, Penis! You won’t be missed, you ugly, nasty, evil, crooked fucking c-unt.

  4. 4
    Eric Arthur Blair says:

    Ironically, he’s not going to be the most hated MP in the country by tonight…

  5. 5
    Red Ed Miliband says:

    Comrade MacShane has shamed the all-mighty glorious Party, he shall be sent to the gulags to farm turnips with the rest of the counter revolutionary peasants!

  6. 6
    On BBC News homepage says:

    Denis MacShane faces 12 month suspension

    Former Labour minister Denis MacShane is facing suspension from the Commons for 12 month. A Parliamentary committee found that he had submitted 19 false invoices “plainly intended to deceive” Parliament’s expenses authority. The committee said it was the “gravest case” which has come to them for adjudication. Mr MacShane said he was “shocked and saddened” and was now considering his position.

  7. 7
    ComingHomeToRoost says:

    But he hasn’t, so he won’t. He’s the epitome of smug arrogance.

  8. 8
    gramma says:

    Suspended for just a year?
    When will our politicians stop bending the rules for their own kind.

  9. 9
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fear not the BBC are playing this down.

  10. 10
    Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

    Will he or won’t he resign today & do the decent thing…..doubt it given

    the duration of his activities………

    He will probably make sure he claims all of the expenses he can before

    he takes action…..

    And finally the Beeb has posted this story on its W/S

  11. 11
    Mike Hunt says:

    Liebour don’t do resigning.

    “If MacShane has one shred of decency” – he never had, but his moronic constituents will carry on voting for him because he wears a red rosette.

  12. 12
    Jethro Q Walrus-Titty says:

    Good riddance to bad rubbish!! Mc S**t

  13. 13
    A Philosopher says:

    But not considering suicide

  14. 14
    John (Always Sleeping On The Job) Lyon CB says:

    Thank God that there is an IPSA ha ha

  15. 15
    Aunty Matter says:

    So why hasn’t Militwat fired him then?

    Note we have yet another Labour MP lucky not to go to jail.

  16. 16
    Mike Hunt says:

    Shocked and Saddened all right, Shocked and Saddened that he has been caught.

  17. 17
    The Public says:

    Clap him irons. We want a spectacle.

  18. 18
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Great man, will be sadly missed for his creative use of garages, and expense claims notepaper. A legend in his own lunchtime, a journalist of the old school, never knowingly turned his eyes to the concerns of his constituents. A noble Roman, a flawed Colossus, a charlatan and misunderstood rogue, framed by extremists.

  19. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    Look, I know what Denith did wath wrong, but we are one nation, and one nation meanth we have to focuth on the real itthueth affecting people today. Thith ith jutht tittle tattle. Denith ith a good man. He won’t be rethining hith theat. He will be thuthpended but will remain an MP until the nexth electhion.

    It ith more important to talk about Lord Athcroft and Bullingdon.

  20. 20
    Sandalista says:

    MacShane and decency in the same sentence? Hah!

  21. 21
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatest umplre says:

    A fine parliamentarian lost to the mob.

    Shame on all those seeking to fight yesterday’s battles today. And tomorrow.

  22. 22
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Oink Oink Oink Oink, there’s many more to be found out.

  23. 23
    Red Ed says:

    I demand an independent judge-led inquiry. With all my wife’s greedy friends involved.

  24. 24
    Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

    Now come on own up you lifted this word for word from the Beeb ??

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    If only he had taken lessons from Caroline Spelman

  26. 26
    The Mob says:

    Not lost yet. There is still time for him to do the decent thing.

  27. 27
    Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

    Now come on & own up, you lifted this word for word from the Beeb ??

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    He should be kicked out and there should be a byelection.

  29. 29
    A worker says:

    Oi Denis,
    Lend us a tenner…

  30. 30
    No shame or humility whatsoever says:

  31. 31
    Morgenstein Crescent says:

    Oy vey!

    Now for Berger…

  32. 32
    Archer Karcher says:

    Denis has many friends and allies in both the EU and Quangoland. He’ll suck off the public teat for as long as he is breathing. You can bank that.

  33. 33
    Aunty Matter says:

    You have to admire the BBC. On the news their banner for McShit is “McShane’s career is destroyed”

    Really? poor man, have those nasty Tories smeared him then?

    Oh no hang on, he’s a c u n ting liar and thief, so why didn’t the BBC banner say that?

  34. 34
    Justanotherjack says:

    Slightly concerning that Labour don’t know the difference between an enquiry and an inquiry…

  35. 35
    Aunty Matter says:

    Or Margaret Moran.

  36. 36
    Put your tinfoil hat away says:

    It says “Labour MP faces year’s suspension”

  37. 37
    Caelius says:

    Labour abandoning MacShane to his fate is like a sinking ship deserting a drowned rat.

  38. 38
    gramma says:

    19 falsified invoices, be it bath plugs or duck houses. This vermin, with form deserves to swing.

  39. 39
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Hopefully mother sow trougher Farage, who puts these little HOC troughing piglets to shame, will be following in his footsteps soon…

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    He also have in Conservative party. Even this week he was helping conservative wipes.

  41. 41
    The Public says:

    Sad to see you still use those two letters after your name. Resign, you thief.

  42. 42
    nellnewman says:

    Is he staying an mp until 2015 ? He can trough enough money from expenses and the like between now and then to fund a very comfortable retirement – well and then of course he’ll get his gold plated pension!!

  43. 43
    Andrew Efiong says:


    He’s on the run now, ducking for cover as the truth catches up to him. Hopefully this man can be flushed out of parliament.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Do suspended MPs still get paid? For doing NOTHING? Why isn’t he just instantly sacked?

  45. 45
    nellnewman says:

    You can be absolutely sure that he will do whatever makes him the most money from the taxpayer – if that means hanging on by his fingernails until 2015 that’s exactly what he’ll do!!

  46. 46
    MacHuhne says:

    What is it with Vicky Pryce and her choice in men?

  47. 47
    Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:

    ZanuLielabor states Its policy is to get ride of official rotten apples asap

    before all of the barrel becomes tainted & goes rotten as well…….

    Looks like the are going to be very busy then……!!!

  48. 48
    The Public says:

    Hopefully he will be placed in front of a jury.

  49. 49
    Trouts in the snoff says:

    Fried bacon, anyone?

  50. 50
    The Public says:

    The he must be arrested and tried for attempted theft.

  51. 51
    Anon & Anon says:

    What would happen if one or more of MacShame’s constituents makes a official

    complaint to the Police ??

    Would that force the Police to investigate or does that only apply to

    everyone BUT ZanuLieLabor……..

    Democracy good to see it being applied so evenly……….

  52. 52
    Archer Karcher says:

    By my reckoning, there are around 300 other westminster looters who should be lost to the mob, as well.

  53. 53
    Archer Karcher says:

    Suspension from the neck? I’d pay to see that.

  54. 54
    Nick says:

    At times like this Sharia law could have its uses.
    Bugger Denis he’s just an armless twat.

  55. 55
    EuroTunnel VIP bookings service says:

    Your 1st class ticket for the Euro Gravy Train is ready and waiting Mr MacShameless.

  56. 56
    Line the wankers up....three.. two.. one says:

    Why is plod not involved? I think somewhere on the previous article someone said the CPS dropped the case? A letter is about to wend its way to my MP asking for clarity as to why this man has not been arrested. Perhaps if as many people did the same then they would not be able to close ranks and smooth this over?

  57. 57
    Ernestine Tentions says:

    Submitting false invoices must be theft, or fraud (I am not a lawyer). If there were a credible justice system and an effective, uncorrupted, police service in the UK, McShane ought to be arrested very soon and put on trial.

    Not holding my breath.

  58. 58

    The NEC are going to have a chat with McShane about his future and the best course of action for him and his constituents! In other words they are going to look at ways to soften the blow for him and the Party.

    Outside the incestuous world of politics and the public sector McShane would have had his collar felt, he would be prosecuted and if found guilty thrown in the slammer. His position as an MP makes him worse than any benefits cheat.

    The best course of action for him and his constituents, if he had a shred of decency, would be to resign forthwith but he is a politician and a Labour one at that, so decency is in short supply.

  59. 59
    Pat A'Cake says:

    Any chance he can be returned to Poland whence he came? One less to feed in the Scrubs.

  60. 60
    Pat A'Cake says:

    Can you grow turnips onthe South Sandwich Islands? Do the penguins eat them?

  61. 61
    Pat A'Cake says:

    Quite; but at least we now know the tariff. 19 proven offences gets you 12 months ie around one and a half offences per month.

    The Criminaal Protection Service needs to get its digits extracted pdq.

  62. 62
    Mowsy Tongue says:

    In Peking he would be placed rapidly in front of a firing squad. These Chinks have a way of dealing with thieving officials.

  63. 63
    Oi you says:

    Stop trying to create a diversion when the mob is in full flow.

  64. 64
    Oi you says:

    When, not if. Don’t mince your words.

  65. 65
    keredybretsa says:

    Dishonourable whatsinnitforme MacShame, knows no shame and decency is not in his Dictionary.

  66. 66
    MB. says:

    I had to turn The World At One off today, some croney of MacShame was claiming it is all political and he is innocent because he is anti-fascist. Never heard so much rubbish for ages so switched off before I crashed the car.

  67. 67
    XXXX says:

    He was a placeman at Rotherham, it upset quite a few in the local Liebore party, they wanted one of their own but LHQ over ruled them.

  68. 68
    EuroTunnel VIP bookings service says:

    Agreed – what a looney insinuating that all this is a BNP plot to “get at” a well known supporter and campaigner for the Jewish community. Talk about the looney left!

    He was also saying the MacShame had been ‘vindicated’ by the police investigation which was the most blatent load of bollux I have heard on WATO in a very long while. That investigation will now have access to alot more information and evidence, and charges are inevitable in my opinion.

  69. 69
    XXXX says:

    It is known as “gaining pecuniary advantage by deception”

  70. 70
    XXXX says:

    Yup, it has gone very quiet on that issue, Dave, you know the chap who is suppose to be PM has not gone any further, they should all be hauled before the Beak, if found guilty, they should have a police record then either pay back in full or do some porridge,

  71. 71
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Some days, like today, I feel as if there may be a god in heaven looking down on us – and pissing on McShame.

  72. 72
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Smash the car? I smashed the edging radio.

  73. 73
    MrBenn says:

    ” I am shocked and saddened that the BNP has won its 3 year campaign to destroy my political career as a Labour MP” – Denis MacShane. Weird that he let the BNP write up his expenses. What a prick.

  74. 74
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Tie a jumping jack to Cat’s tail.

  75. 75
    Tony Blair says:

    This a scandal. Mr McShane is the very sort of person we want and need in New Labour. He is no different from me or any other Labour Party member. Except Frank Field who is a Hunt of the first order.

  76. 76
    Keith Vaz says:

    This witch hunt has to end. Dennis is as pure as the driven snow, just like me.

    The fucking lowlife that elect us need exterminating. We must find a final solution.

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