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How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I agree with Nick
My ambition is to be as fat as Guido Fawkes.
Playing “Baccala” on The Sopranos wasn’t enough, getting elected Governor of New Jersey (as crooked as Old Jersey) wasn’t enough, you now want to enter the Tom Watson/Eric Pickles/Lord Prescott/Guido Fawkes “Who’s-the-biggest-obese-butt-of-humour(pun intended)” competition? Good God, man, is there no curbing your overweeningness?
I agree with Ed Millionaireband. Our EU contributions should be reduced. To zero.
C’mon Guido – be really in front – tell us where the successor to the Son o’ the Manse is going with all this glowing support!
We agree with Dave
I agree with Nick!
Oh my Ghosh. The excitement; how will we cope with it? I’ll just go out and swear at a pleb – that should painlessly relieve the stress.
From the NHS choices website on stress:
“You may feel anxious, irritable or low in self esteem, and you may have racing thoughts, worry constantly or go over things in your head. You may notice that you lose your temper more easily, drink more or act unreasonably.”
Yes, your diagnosis is correct and a cure from the NHS is:
“There’s a solution to any problem. If you remain passive, thinking, ‘I can’t do anything about my problem’, your stress will get worse… That feeling of loss of control is one of the main causes of stress and lack of wellbeing. The act of taking control is in itself empowering, and it’s a crucial part of finding a solution that satisfies you and not someone else”
Yes, definitely following their advice and thinking of number one. But then the NHS says:
“Changing a difficult situation isn’t always possible. If this proves to be the case, recognise and accept things as they are and concentrate on everything that you do have control over. ”
Even the NHS understands the EU.
and tax
Before and after behind.
http://www.elpasoplasticsurgery.org/photo-gallery-view/patient-20-623
I was tempted to click on to a larger photo, but resisted.
I hope that Denis Macshane’s snivelling cur of a speech in the HOC has a passing mention. As the honourable member himself pointed out he can sense a sea change and he wants to be on the right side.
Like a kind of Opportunist Knocks ?
Boris Johnson is a lying hound and no amount of spinning away on local radio stations will change that.
We’re in the 21st Century, right ? Dog racing ?????
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I apologise for my 30 pieces of silver induced betrayal and the retarded bedwetters who try feebly to defend me.
I have become pro abortion after reading their posts
Some of us still like it.
At many hotels, asking for “an extra pillow” is coded talk for wanting a prostitute.
In our party, biting the pillow has similar connotations.
I’ve bitten the pillow many times
I bite my dummy
Me too Sarah, and I don’t care whose pillow it is. You know me gal – I aint fussy.
But you can always come home to me afterwards.
Athens stocks plunge more than 5%
What happened to that cheery fool who used to post everyday the FTSE fell a bit? I miss his updates
What is going on with slime ball vaz, after being caught out and the plods being informed, so far nothing not a word
I’ve been advising him
Little ex-Chief Whip Mitchell apparently lost over a stone in weight when he endured the recent fire storm. Somehow I don’t envisage that effect on Vaz.
Probably the opposite, comfort gorging on Pappadums and doughnuts.
I’ve missed the Vaz thing. due to work/sleep/work/sleep!
What’s the toad done this time?
A good little analysis of London at the moment
http://www.globalresearch.ca/financial-crime-in-londons-parasites-paradise-or-the-best-sanctuary-money-can-buy/5307928
In ref to globalsearch the article was correct in all ways, should be emailed to all members of the HoC and lords (if they can wake up)
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
What was?.
Another week wasted!
How much would labour reduce our EU contributions by, and what would they use the money for?
Labour – we would reduce it by, err, well, err, what does the bandwagon say, err.
Labour – we would use the unknown amount of money to create an unknown amount of jobs in the public sector. Watch out for our union sponsored bandwagon, not as thouigh we know what it is yet!
Labour the party that stands for the hypocritical cynical vote.
Labour, our policies are those of the conservative back benchers.
Labour the party that cannot think for itself.