November 1st, 2012

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  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    I agree with Nick

  2. 2
    Crystal Ball says:

    C’mon Guido – be really in front – tell us where the successor to the Son o’ the Manse is going with all this glowing support!

  3. 3
    Nick and Vince says:

    We agree with Dave

  4. 4
    Chris Christie says:

    My ambition is to be as fat as Guido Fawkes.

  5. 5
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Oh my Ghosh. The excitement; how will we cope with it? I’ll just go out and swear at a pleb – that should painlessly relieve the stress.

  6. 6 says:

    I agree with Ed Millionaireband. Our EU contributions should be reduced. To zero.

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Gonk II says:

    I hope that Denis Macshane’s snivelling cur of a speech in the HOC has a passing mention. As the honourable member himself pointed out he can sense a sea change and he wants to be on the right side.

  9. 9
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    Boris Johnson is a lying hound and no amount of spinning away on local radio stations will change that.

  10. 10

    Like a kind of Opportunist Knocks ?

  11. 11
    Everyone outside Chingford says:

    We’re in the 21st Century, right ? Dog racing ?????


  12. 12
    Boris Johnson says:

    At many hotels, asking for “an extra pillow” is coded talk for wanting a prostitute.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    From the NHS choices website on stress:

    “You may feel anxious, irritable or low in self esteem, and you may have racing thoughts, worry constantly or go over things in your head. You may notice that you lose your temper more easily, drink more or act unreasonably.”

    Yes, your diagnosis is correct and a cure from the NHS is:

    “There’s a solution to any problem. If you remain passive, thinking, ‘I can’t do anything about my problem’, your stress will get worse… That feeling of loss of control is one of the main causes of stress and lack of wellbeing. The act of taking control is in itself empowering, and it’s a crucial part of finding a solution that satisfies you and not someone else”

    Yes, definitely following their advice and thinking of number one. But then the NHS says:

    “Changing a difficult situation isn’t always possible. If this proves to be the case, recognise and accept things as they are and concentrate on everything that you do have control over. ”

    Even the NHS understands the EU.

  14. 14
    Calamity Clegg says:

    In our party, biting the pillow has similar connotations.

  15. 15
    Gordo McBonkers Brhune says:

    I agree with Nick!

  16. 16
    Sarah says:

    I’ve bitten the pillow many times

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Playing “Baccala” on The Sopranos wasn’t enough, getting elected Governor of New Jersey (as crooked as Old Jersey) wasn’t enough, you now want to enter the Tom Watson/Eric Pickles/Lord Prescott/Guido Fawkes “Who’s-the-biggest-obese-butt-of-humour(pun intended)” competition? Good God, man, is there no curbing your overweeningness?

  18. 18
    Boris Johnson says:

    I apologise for my 30 pieces of silver induced betrayal and the retarded bedwetters who try feebly to defend me.

    I have become pro abortion after reading their posts

  19. 19
    Angela Merkel says:

    Athens stocks plunge more than 5%

  20. 20
    Fatso watson watch says:

    What is going on with slime ball vaz, after being caught out and the plods being informed, so far nothing not a word

  21. 21
  22. 22
    Gonk II says:

    I was tempted to click on to a larger photo, but resisted.

  23. 23
    Selohesra says:

    What happened to that cheery fool who used to post everyday the FTSE fell a bit? I miss his updates

  24. 24 says:

    Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

  25. 25
    Huhne says:

    I’ve been advising him

  26. 26
    Fatso watson watch says:

    In ref to globalsearch the article was correct in all ways, should be emailed to all members of the HoC and lords (if they can wake up)

  27. 27
    Junior Asprin says:

    and tax

  28. 28
    Sparkler says:

    What was?.

  29. 29
    Gordon says:

    I bite my dummy

  30. 30
    Gonk II says:

    Little ex-Chief Whip Mitchell apparently lost over a stone in weight when he endured the recent fire storm. Somehow I don’t envisage that effect on Vaz.
    Probably the opposite, comfort gorging on Pappadums and doughnuts.

  31. 31
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Another week wasted!

  32. 32
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How much would labour reduce our EU contributions by, and what would they use the money for?
    Labour – we would reduce it by, err, well, err, what does the bandwagon say, err.
    Labour – we would use the unknown amount of money to create an unknown amount of jobs in the public sector. Watch out for our union sponsored bandwagon, not as thouigh we know what it is yet!
    Labour the party that stands for the hypocritical cynical vote.
    Labour, our policies are those of the conservative back benchers.
    Labour the party that cannot think for itself.

  33. 33
    Silly Big Cow says:

    Me too Sarah, and I don’t care whose pillow it is. You know me gal – I aint fussy.

  34. 34
    Rat's arse says:

    I’ve missed the Vaz thing. due to work/sleep/work/sleep!

    What’s the toad done this time?

  35. 35
    Harold Hare. says:

    Some of us still like it.

  36. 36
    squeaker. says:

    But you can always come home to me afterwards.

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