October 31st, 2012

Video: Boris Calls Hecklers “Lefty T***ers”


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    Kebab Time says:

    Well said Boris!

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    BoJo's one eyed trouser snake says:

    Aw bless the great unwashed.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    UBS are going to cut 1000’s of Jobs in the City of London.

    Errrrrrr….where is their defender, Major of Borisdon, some of his city chums are gonna have to move back to the shires

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    errrrrr showing his real colours.

    Not PM material !!!!

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    taxandspendisnotmyfriend says:

    ahhhh, the great unwashed

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    jgm2 says:

    Why doesn’t Gordon Brown have a permanent band of folk following him around giving it ‘Lefty Scum’, ‘Incompetent jackass’, ‘Economy wrecker’?

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    jgm2 says:

    Livingston lost. Get over it.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Dont kid yourselves !!!!!

    Very bad show from Boris…Not the nice chap after all.

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    A boy in the 80s says:

    I met Leon Brittan and all I got was Tory cum.

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    Weakling PC Dave says:

    I really think Boris should take care to make sure his comments are positive encouragements to everyone in our Big Society.
    Negative remarks like this one can only damage the goodwill that I have built so caringly.

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    PC Pleb says:

    Are politicians like plod now? Have to tolerate such abusive and insulting behaviour that, if directed at any other member of the public, would result in being arrested.

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    Boris for PM says:

    Boris tells it like it is, and calls a spade a spade – or in this case, – not a deconstructed reawakened liberated politically socially aware benefit junky arsehole.

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    Please stop it says:

    24 hours a day blogging/posting tosser

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    Ex-Tory says:

    to live along side all those white middle-class, leftie trustafarian tossers.

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    jgm2 says:

    Boris told Ken he was ‘A fucking liar’ and the voters loved him for it. And they’ll love him for calling these professional bedwetters a bunch of ‘Lefty tossers’ too.

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    Tony Blair says:

    Look, I understand HMRC want to investigate me. But what is important is that I invite them to a special lunch meeting at Harrowden Hill.

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    Knob Ed says:

    How dare you call my thupporterth lefty thcum.

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    Happy Halloween, tory scum says:

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    Thatcher says:

    I’m a tea cosy. Woop woop!

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    Wotta Tossa Skid Mark 1 says:

    Boris is wrong.

    They are loony lefty tossers.

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    Ex-Tory says:

    Leftie students are always the ugly ones. Its sexual frustration that makes them choose marxist politics.

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    Louise Mensch says:

    Roll on the Corby by election.

    The Old Etonian scumbags will have the smiles wiped off their faces.

    Fucking toffs.

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    Whippersnapper2 says:

    The sort of scum that inhabits the streets now of ‘foreign’ London. Having lived there most of my life (Westminster born and bred) I would no longer dream of going there.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Kidding yourselves.

    Boris only narrowly won in London. The Olympics helped his profile, and this sort of stuff will weaken it…. He is getting cocky…and it will end in tears.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I’m U-bend. Poop poop !

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    keredybretsa says:

    Excellent Borrers. Tossers, they may well be, but do they really understand the meaning of Lefty in the political sense? Doubtful!

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    Blair Rich Project says:

    Look, if you’re asking me if I refused to pay interns so that I could finance terrorist outrages, the answer is definitely no. There are many more questions that I could ask myself and also provide the answer.

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    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Fucking moron.

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    Selohesra says:

    Are you accusing him of racism?

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    Timothy Lloyd-Davies says:

    I’m a hardcore UAF street warrior and dedicated white black-supremacist. These brave comrades of mine took valuable time off from online gaming to stage this protest, so I think you’d better give them the respect they deserve!

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    BOB coCROWch says:

    Yeh. Let’s get a lefty loser elected. xx

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    Gonk II says:

    Very good show from Boris… Not the nice chap all the time. Excellent.

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    Technomist says:

    Sorry to have to say this, but Boris is a scumbag. it is not the fact he is a Tory that makes him one, it is his two-facedness. He lied to people in Chingford – natural tory voters, when seeking election saying that he would not allow the destruction of Walthamstow dogtrack, but last night rebber-stamped a decidedly dodgy scheme to build a slum on the site.

    Cameron beware: he would only have spat in the face of so many Conservative voters in London if he had made his mind up he was coming after your job.

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    Tory fuckwit Boris Johnson says:

    Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?”

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    Line the wankers up....three.. two.. one says:

    How about identifying the wasters and prosecuting them. We all have the right to walk about without let or hindrence and certainly without being abused by vacuous wankers. Naaaaah Boris did it his way (Huge round of applause). Wouldn’t it be great though to id and isolate one of these twats and follow them about calling them abusive names. Ssee how long it takes them to phone the ‘facist,scum, Fatcher’s boot boys’ plod. Wankers the lot of them.

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    Chimpanzee says:

    Lefty tosser: “How dare you represent us”

    It’s called democracy you hysterical twat. Boris won the mayoral election. Get over it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Because he never shows his face

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    It's a Phase says:

    Nothing wrong with being a lefty in your youth. If you still believe the fairy tales in your thirties, you have problems. Any later than 40 and you should probably be certified or arrested for being an expenses fiddling MP.

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    Tax is theft says:

    Sorry Boris but no way are they proper lefty tossers:
    There were no white blokes with dreadlocks
    There was nobody and I mean *nobody* practising circus skills
    And more importantly, none of the females called Jocasta were displaying the key fob of their XC90

    Thank you.

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    Lefties are vile Creatures says:

    What horrible people lefties are.

    How Boris managed to remain so pokite beggars belief but it is the best way to deal with them.

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    Everyone in Chingford says:

    But he won it by lying. (Not that Livingstone didn’t try too, but that is another matter)

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    Riff Raff says:

    Probably because the people who’d say that to him are too busy with jobs to do and lives to live.

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    LOL says:

    Why do lefties always like to look odd?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Boris hiding his face…

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    Lefty parasites says:

    That fat cow can go for a jog.

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    the farting fish says:

    getting cocky ?

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    Lefty Boot Camp says:

    How do three “people” make so much noise, they would be great on the parade ground. Is there a Lefty training camp they attend to learn their craft of being an unemployed Lefty?

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    Left Wing Exposed says:

    United Against Freedom as the sad acts are known.

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    jgm2 says:

    Boris came from behind to beat Ken. The turning point was when he called Ken a ‘fucking liar’ and called him out over his dodgy tax arrangements. This is the same thing. Those professional bedwetters are ‘lefty tossers’ and you and everybody else knows it.

    I bet if we dug into the backgrounds of those professional bedwetters they’d all be being bank-rolled by the Labour party or daddies trust fund. They’re no more the ‘voice of the dispossessed’ than Ned Miliband is.

    I know it. You know it. Boris knows it. Everybody knows it.

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    smoggie says:

    Even worse… a 24/7 troll. Fucking sad bastard. Get well soon.

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    Lefty parasites says:

    Since when did the right to stalk people and harass them become law? These lefty shitheaps should be prosecuted!

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    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Small question. What’s the increased EU budget going to be spent on? Anyone know?

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    Everyone in Chingford says:

    They did, it is true. But now he has shown himself to also be a fucking liar, having lied to the voters of Chingford and Walthamstow (many of whom were Tories) over the Walthamstow Dogtrack, he won’t be able to pull that trick again so easily on the stump. He has burned his bridges in this part of London.

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    Wotta Tossa Skid Mark 1 says:

    It all ended in tears when Liam Byrne revealed that there was no money left.

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    smoggie says:

    Walthamstow has gorn to the dawgs.

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    They are not hecklers they are stalkers says:

    They are laws against stalking. Time to use them. That will shut the arsewipes up!

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    smoggie says:

    Lefty tosser

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    Scary Hairy Mary Berry says:

    I bet those scummy plebs smelt of vinegar!

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    Left Wing Exposed says:

    Just give them a smack, like John Prescott.

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    Anonymous says:

    Britain’s sweeping austerity cuts are stifling economic growth and raising rather than lowering the country’s debt burden, according to the National Institute for Economic and Social Research (Niesr).


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    jgm2 says:

    You have to hope CMD is saving that for the 2015 election. Personally I don’t think it can be used often enough. Just as the bedwetters tourette ‘Too far, too fast’ at every opportunity I’d have standing orders to insert ‘There’s no money left..’ into each and every answer to each and every question.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Because they’re soap dodgers.

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    jgm2 says:

    Kinnock’s pension. And his wife’s.

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    Everyone in Chingford says:

    We all know that and all the jokes. Trouble is, Boris is condemning a large chunk of Chingford to a similar fate. He’s a c*nt who will never be forgiven.

    There are a quarter of a million people in Waltham Forest (and rising), many of them ‘outer suburban ring’ Tory voters. Many of the Labour voters also opted for Boris over Ken. They will never trust in Boris again. People are openly asking if he has taken a brown envelope to renage on his promices like this.

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    Spinal damage says:

    I am sure one of the stalkers works for the BBC. Worth doing a background check on them.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    My new office and the trappings thereof.

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    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Boris was addressing his remarks to the MShed museum which is a living tribute to PC bollox.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    More BMWs, more “pensions”, more propaganda, more backhanders, more for bankers, more expensive hotels, nothing for the people of the EUSSR, just more taxes.

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    Jimmy says:

    So to recap, swearing is petulant and inappropriate when Butch does it, but grown up and clever when Boris does it.

    Have I got that right?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    My salary and gold-plated, index-linked pension.

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    Sig Hansen says:

    Were you one of them Anonymous ?

    Defo lefty probably loony and I am happy for others to judge whether or not you are a T*****R

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:


    ‘Lefty tosser’ is hardly swearing unless you have led a very sheltered life. Er, maybe you have ?

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    Anonymous says:

    With benefit cap in London, lots of undesirable and trouble makers from inner London will be moved places like Waltham Forest (outer London). After next April it will become worse.

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    Great British Public says:

    How Boris speaks to people who aren’t left tossers…

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    Anonymous says:

    Hope you will enjoy it when people from Newham move to you area due to housing benefits cap.

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    jgm2 says:


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    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    This is a disgrace. They are not tossers they are c*unts and should be terminated.

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    Spinal damage says:

    Bullshit. Boris is the only politician who appears to be human.

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    deconstructed reawakened liberated politically socially aware benefit junky arsehole says:

    Who you callin a spade, you rich tory scum in a nice suit

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    jgm2 says:

    It cuts both ways though. Now working people will be able to afford to live in Newham instead of having such a long commute.

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    Anonymous says:

    Surprise is Boris didn’t try it on.

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    the farting fish says:

    the dubious looking bloke with the hat and white patches on his jacket seems to have something in his pocket.
    I also observe Boris face walks with his thumbs outside his pocket which facilitates rapid withdrawal, not sure if he has been told to do that or is an affectation

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    Mr Brown says:

    You’ve heard that expression often enough. Is it considered offensive?
    In the real world. Not the bedwetter world where everything is offensive if you don’t agree with it.

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    Spinal damage says:

    Brown already knows he is a tosser.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Oh Jimmy, you are so very wise. I love you and your clever words.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s ‘tinker’ surely?

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    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Pikey surely

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Calling anybody anything is all right, except for rac*ial/homosexual epithets, just so long as it’s not a Minister calling a copper a “pleb,” even though that’s not a cussword or a rac*ial/homosexual epithet. Those are the apparent ground rules today.

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    Anonymous says:

    So you want to sell your house, move away from friends and family, move kids from schools and go and live in an area like Newham?

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    Anonymous says:

    Like Greece you pension, etc could be cut.

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    David Starkey, Looks Good In Khaki says:

    Bravo Boris!

    And may I say, that casual countryman’s look is very good indeed. It’s refreshing to see a high-level politician show some taste in fashion after the barren suited-and-booted totalitarianism of the New Labour years!

    We all still think you’re a bit of a twat though!

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    Too much immigration will destroy the UK says:

    I am surprised he didn’t have to translate it into fifteen different languages.

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    Anonymous says:

    All politicians are liars you wanker.

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    smoggie says:

    Has anyone noticed the price of crisps now ? I mean £ 2.69 for a tube of Pringles it’s madness !

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    Polly Pot says:

    You’ve offended me with that. I feel my human rights being violated. You should be banned.

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    Jimmy says:

    Can’t say I’m offended although it is sad to see a man of his erudition express himself so inelegantly. I’m simply observing that the smelling salts you all seemed to require moments ago to cope with the episode no one at all is calling Fuckgate appear to be otiose here.

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    Happy Halloween says:

    It is Halloween and they are the muppets.

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s political correctness gorn mad innit?

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    jeananonymous says:

    good evening
    i just heard Obama has turned up in Atlantic City. he was wearing a dark jacket and beige chinos. Who would vote for someon turning up at a flood and hurricane wipeout wearing beige chinos??? sSurely he should have denims and a big pair of wellies????

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    Thrasher Mitchell says:

    GREAT EPIC thread idea with HUGE POTENTIAL

    I tend to only get them when they’re either bogof or half price.

    Sour Cream, Prawn Cocktail, Salt n Vinegar being the usual choices.

    Always prefer the ‘traditional’ flavours as opposed to some of the nonsense crisp manufacturers create hoping for a quick buck.

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    Anonymous says:

    who would win a fight, guido or boris

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    M says:

    An exchange of views in a free society not something a lefty would understand .
    Fortunately they weren’t challenging any left wing politicians otherwise they would all be laid out with a jack boot pressing their face into the concrete , with several lazor sight aimed at the back of their heads .
    They should Try it with Tony Blair see if they can get that close without being shot .

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    Jimmy says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Mukesh Ambani, richest man in India, is alleged to run India not its PM.
    In a world of oligarchs, are we waiting to learn who runs our country?

    Not long to go now.

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    Anonymous says:

    Listening to the EU deabte right now.

    I’ve heard lots of talk about supporting the PM, and how those who go through the “wrong” lobby are backstabbing him.

    Will any one of these fucking fuckers ever say “My constituents wish me to so do. And I shall”

    Hunts, the lot of ‘em.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Len McCluskey runs Labour.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    “NIESR, is an independent left-leaning research organisation”

    Lefty rent seekers, nothing more to add.

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    Sledge Hammer the Pips says:

    The system is to milk the plebs, end of subject.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Hasn’t the whole of inner Londistan gorn to the dawgs. Sorry, there’s no-one left there who speaks like that anymore.

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    jsj says:

    From Bristol’s sound student newspaper.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    They certainly did not look like they smelt of soap.

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    Walthamstow says:

    We’re full. There are no school places left: something Boris ignored when he rubber stamped building yet another slum.

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    the farting fish says:

    I’ve never been a fan of salt and vinegar crisps which is slightly odd as I don’t mind salt and vinegar on the fish and chips. I have often thought of the massive mark up that is possible from the humble spud.

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    Business Secretary & Confused. says:

    I spotted a pig in knickers :)

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    Mc Thiko-Brown says:

    errrrr derrrrr ummmm

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    Tossers by Sue Cameron and Nige’s wonderful guffaw!

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Calling someone a lefty tosser is a statement of fact, not an insult.

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    Nadine Dorries says:

    How to Maximise Your Sweet Haul this Halloween


    I’ve told you before about the trouble I got in at school when I bought out the whole supply of the most popular sweet from the school tuck shop, then went round the corner and sold the lot at double the price to my sugar starved chums.

    With Halloween tonight, I can’t help but think about the schemes I might have come up with for getting the most treats. Halloween was not so big a deal when I was a kid but had it been I would have carefully planned a strategy:

    1. Plotting a route to make sure you hit the houses that might give out the best and most sweets or going to an area with terraced houses with smaller front paths so you can “hit” more houses in the time.

    2. I might even have a second costume handy so I could hit the more generous houses a second time on my way back home.

    3. I would have taken out my younger sister with me so I could have started earlier and she looked a lot cuter than me.

    4. I would have made a note of the most generous houses and kept the list safe so I could ensure we hit the best houses next year too.

    Simple planning is all it takes. I really enjoyed thinking that through but I hope you don’t think that this makes me look sad. I included this today as I think is an ideal example of how all of us should be looking at any marketing problem we may have – taking some time out to think logically about how you can find and convince your best customers to do more business with you.
    If you have a selling problem at the moment take an hour out and brainstorm with yourself or others how you can come up with a solution – or rather multi solutions. You can do it.
    Until the next time …


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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I had my first ‘Wagon Wheel’ in years today, sad to say they are now about half the size they used to be and seald in that strange metaly plastic stuff.

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    Face that could turn milk says:

    To be fair I thought they were more a pair of wankers myseF

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    the farting fish with cork up arse says:

    Quick duck…..

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    Anonymous says:

    Its built by a housing association, enjoy.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    You should never be allowed to vote if you still believe in socialism if you are over 25.

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    Engineer says:

    More handouts for French farmers and building huge, elaborate EU embassies with enormous state bedrooms for Baroness Ashton in as many countries as will accept them.

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    Fish says:

    Harriett Baldwin was looking particularly hot in her low-cut jacket today. How do I get to vote for her?

    I bet she’d be great in the division lobby.

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    Anonymous says:

    The respected think-tank said that Britain’s debt to gross domestic product (GDP) ratio will be 4.85 percentage points higher by 2013 because of the spending cuts and tax rises introduced by the Coalition government.


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    jgm2 says:

    That’s how places become gentrified. It’s a slow(ish) process. But it happens.

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    Engineer says:

    You may not recall this, Jimmy, but some years ago Johnson defended the right of yobs – oops, sorry; Londoners – to shout “Tory tosser” if they so wished. He is merely using the right he upheld for others.

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    Nadine Dorries says:

    Stick to Salted Peanuts!!

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    Archer Karcher says:


    By left tossers like you no doubt. Meanwhile in the real world……

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    Disco Biscuit says:

    Don’t they look weird?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Jimmy the idioyic jock is posing as outraged of Bearsden again. As if none in Glasgow have ever insulted anyone, hey Jimmy hear that sound? It’s the bottom of the barrel you’re scraping.

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    the farting fish with cork up arse says:

    And now they actually taste like a dirty wagon wheel.

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    Mr Bean is right:


    Good old Baldrick Aldrick.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    The health nazis ruined them when they took all the salt out Nad.

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    4 Skin Cheese says:

    Or Cheesy Bite’s and think of me.

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    Anonymous says:

    in our pyramid structured society, something definitely gets sucked to the top. is it our need for beng grounded that has made our wimmin the 2nd fattest in Europe?

    now we hear that we are the most tattooed nation in the world. some claim that tattoos make one uncivilised? Tattoos gives the nation body confidence, essential pre.requisite for standing up to the uncivil society that is at the heart of the system.

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    SaltPetre says:

    He can spot a lesbian a mile off.

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    A Fag says:

    Nothing beat’s the excitement of salty nuts an forskin cheese. Gets me going

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    Anonymous says:

    if we want a life better than x.factor, then Boris is not the man for uk politics. and life can be better than x.factor.
    there is always the yfactor.

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    Business Secretary & Confused. says:

    Thank f*ck for that….. the £ and my holiday dosh have been sh*t over the past few years……

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    Fish Face says:

    You want to Fish BONE her………..

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    Anonymous says:

    jgm2, have you ever been to Newham?

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    Face that could turn milk says:

    Er Jimmy , Political correctness is by definition “mad” there is no need for it to have “gone” that way.

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    My Piggie Bank is Empty says:

    OK there are a few pigs in knickers but the majority are pigs in pinstripe suits.

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    Hurricane Sandy says:

    Isn’t following another person in the street and shouting ‘Tory scum’ some sort of crime? Why isn’t plod doing its job, and battering these pathetic little soap-dodgers?

    I’m thinking Affray, Breach of the Peace, etc.

    In NYC, if someone did this to Mayor Michael Bloomberg, they would almost certainly get a Taser to the nuts. Even a Canadian regional Premier would travel with 8-10 armed officers yet Boris–leader of a major international city–travels on a bike or on foot and has to put up with the great unwashed mouthing off at him. All credit to him for not punching the little plebs in the face. Labour is the party of nasty, spiteful little tw@ts. Always was, always will be.

    But I guess that’s why I’m over here and not over there. Seeing that footage reminds me what a sh1t-hole the UK has become. No offence.

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    Anonymous says:

    ppl attain when they enter.tain.
    Boris is after your soul. Enter the attaining dragon.

    Obtain and Retain your goodself.
    in a x.factor.
    if you are worth more.

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    And they pong a bit too.
    But don’t feel too sorry for those student lefties. After the 3rd year they suddenly buy a suit from Next, get a haircut and wash the dye out, shave all the hairy bits , have a good hose down and begin asking for internships at investment banks.

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    Fluffy the Destroyer says:

    It’s a warning to normal people to steer clear.

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    Business Secretary & Confused. says:

    Fat cow?? A pig in knickers more likely !

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Your Labour friends got rid of them.

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    jgm2 says:

    Livingston had a permanent entourage of bedwetters intercepting any negative criticism. I seem to recall Guido trying to ask Ken a question and getting tripped up by a conveniently placed woman who then proceeded to lecture him (Guido) on how he should look where he’s going.

    The wicked and malicious fuckers are evil to their very core.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Were they off-duty police officers?

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    the farting fish says:

    I can appreciate that you might need to go along with the american bad taste in costume selection but I am not sure that it is a good idea.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Government loses EU budget debate.

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    A Taxpayer says:

    Will there be a cut in my taxes?

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Now Cameron you have a mandate to tell the Bisto Beurocrats to fick off.

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    A Taxpayer says:

    He has had such a mandate all along. What he has needed is a kick up the arse.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    but dog tracks are so Bob Crow.

    Now the land they are sitting on is so er,Boris what’s my take on this one then?

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    Anonymous says:

    who appears to be.
    in a world of appearance, the showman is the court jester.
    you could run your life, anyone could,
    or you could live eyes wide shut
    in a world were all the milk comes from the plebs. we should all be plebs not just the unprivileged many. why should the few use the many. we have turned a corner.

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    So, does this comment make Boris a Right full tosser??

  167. 167
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’d agree with you.Problem is the righty tossers are nearly as vile as the left.

    What a fucking choice.

  168. 168
    Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

    Oh dear poor old CMDDD has lost the EUSSR Budget Vote………

    does that mean he will be forced to resign…..???

    Bet the air @ No.10 was filled to top with fcuking shouted expletives lol lol

    he he he…….The master was fcuked today by HMRC now spineless CMDDD

    has been fcuked as well……

    a great day IMHO……….

    hope tomorrow is the same……for the two of them….lol lol lol

  169. 169
    Just Passing By - had to stop and admire the handiwork says:

    Excellent!! + ∞

  170. 170
    Mad Hatty says:

    I thought I’d make an impression – you swine!

  171. 171
    Order Order sucks says:

    Shit blog

  172. 172
    The PRick Posing as PM says:

    I did NOT lose that Vote any more than that POTUS had sex with that woman – or my predecessor did with that other woman.

  173. 173
    Universal Hiss says:

    Does this mean anything? At all?

  174. 174
    Anonymous says:

    People make slums; not the properties.

  175. 175
    Dave's lucky day says:

    Dave will be secretly pleased at losing the vote. It actually strengthens his resolve to oppose an increase in the EU budget.

  176. 176
    Kevin T says:

    LOL Glad to see leftie activists have not changed one fucking bit since the 1980s.

    Drippy looking male with facial hair in silly hat – check.

    Ugly overweight female in glasses and unflattering feminist uniform – check.

  177. 177
    Kevin T says:

    Reply to Anonymous not Everyone in Chingford –

    What makes you think they could afford to live in Waltham Forest either? More likely they’ll be dumped in satellite shit holes like Medway and Harlow where they’ll be at home with all the other scum.

  178. 178
    Sir Mary Flappes. says:

    Does this mean we will no longer have to endure that Portuguese freak who sounds like a vomiting carthorse?

  179. 179
    Kevin T says:

    He’s right. It happened to Brixton. It’s currently happening to Lewisham, which was as appalling as Newham but is now filling up with the bicycle and ipad set, apartment blocks going up everywhere.

  180. 180
    Nadine Dorries says:

    I hate when cashiers ask, “Is that everything?” Uh no, I’d also like all this invisible shit.

  181. 181
    Kevin T says:

    Aren’t Labour leftie types supposed to defend sink estate dwelling scum? That’s who you give all our money to after all.

  182. 182
    Miss Ellaynius says:

    You can not beat a mouthful of salted penis.

  183. 183
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    People bet on football. Anything that makes football look like it might not be completely on the up-and-up disturbs people, because it makes them feel like mugs for placing a wager on something whose outcome may have been “influenced.” Any race angle as the focus of an investigation into football is (1) a cynical sop to the Lefties (2) a figleaf for the real problem, that of whether matches are being officiated (and for that matter, played or managed) by someone whose integrity is unquestionable. Why should a football ref/player/manager be thought to be any less capable of being a thoroughly phoney and nasty piece of work like Jimmy Savile and that he’s being just as well protected?

  184. 184
    The above post clearly posted by a product of LieBore Edyerkayshun cistem says:

    Go learn to wipe your arse little boy

  185. 185
    Fish says:


  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    blair. distasteful.
    hardly one of us.

  187. 187
    Andrew says:

    Boris is wonderful.

    He has just restored free travel to people over 60 but not yet entitled to a Freedom Pass. His new pass – which must be called a Boris Pass, just as we remember Belisha by the beacons – is 95% as good as the big job, it just does not operate outside London.

    What is more remarkable is this: applications opened at noon on 17 October, the first cards were sent out on 26 October and arrived on 29 October and the cards were operative at once – although they were not supposed to work until 1 November.

    It used to be that of the yeti, the unicorn, and the public sector IT project which worked the odd one was out the last because the other two might exist. That joke now needs a new punch-line because this entire project was online and it has worked.

    And it also proves, in case anyone had forgotten, the strength of Grey Power. Sixty-plusses with a credit card and internet access are also on the electoral roll and certain to vote. And Boris knows where his electoral bread is buttered!

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    tax less. use better.
    incompetence is oh.

    so last life.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    tax less. use better.
    or stay childishly

  190. 190
    Dr Who says:

    Is pleb a worse insult than tosser?

    I hate left wingers.

  191. 191
    A Taxpayer says:

    He may find that the ungrateful Me generation have a massive sense of entitlement – they won’t remember where they got the concession from with any sense of gratitude or obligation.

  192. 192
    A Taxpayer says:

    They have an agency. You can hire them at £12 an hour to heckle you any time you feel you aren’t getting enough attention because something boring like an EU debate is happening and you are just a mayor.

  193. 193
    Downing Street says:

    It is keeping Boris off the front page. Hooray.

  194. 194
    Pamela Ames-McGrath says:

    Do these space-hopper types ever WORK? Endlessly at leisure, waiting to pounce, verbalise their cretinous mush? On and on….and on..

  195. 195
    Go Boris - GO! says:

    We need you more than ever!

  196. 196
    Mike Myers says:

    Vote Labour.

  197. 197
    Gordon Brown says:

    You haven’t mistaken him for me have you?

  198. 198

    Chris Christie is a bit of a fat fuck.


  199. 199
    A Philosopher says:

    Interesting thought that. Does Bob Crow believe in competition?

  200. 200

    Most generous refund policy available etc. etc.

  201. 201
    Thick lefty tosser says:

    Sorry guys. Forgot Boris isn’t actually the mayor of Bristol.

  202. 202
    Dietary Continence says:

    I always suspected Eric Pickles’ personal trainer was an American.

  203. 203
    King Rumpy of the Belgians says:

    Yeah, right.

  204. 204
    Bogeyman says:

    Walthmstow Stadium (dog track) was finished years ago, you tosser. They tried making it trendy by opening Charlie Chan’s nightclub but even the chavs of Chingford didn’t want to be associated with flat-cap greyhound fanciers.

    What else were they supposed to do with this prime site? Turn it into a hedgehog racing venue?

  205. 205
    Ed says:

    I want a prefund

  206. 206
    Bogeyman says:

    Boris for PM and Pope.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Says the man who pretty much went to the left of Labour to win the mayoral election.

  208. 208
    An Upper Class Twit says:

    I did not jump into the Thames nor did these brave souls vocalise their objections to Mrs Thatch’s abuse of the miners to be abused by this Buddingdon club Tory Toff!

    Sack him now Cameron or face my wrath!

  209. 209
    An Upper Class Twit says:

    Only the mine closing Mrs Thatch supporting Tory ones

  210. 210
    Sweeney, The says:

    She just needs to be stabled overnight…

  211. 211
    ÁC1 says:

    The are now rubbish areas, just areas with rubbish people.

  212. 212
    ÁC1 says:

    In the private sector this is what happens when you have more staff than are needed.

    In the extortion funded sector they just invent new bureaucracy, to keep them in their sinecures.

  213. 213
    ÁC1 says:

    You bigot!

  214. 214
    ÁC1 says:

    I remember it took me about 15 seconds when I was about 14 to reject to idiocy that is marxism.

  215. 215
    ÁC1 says:

    This is the final straw.

  216. 216
    ÁC1 says:

    Hello/Goodbye Lefty tosser!

  217. 217
    ÁC1 says:

    It’s an elaborate pr-stunt for the new bad-guy team in the next Bond film.

  218. 218
    ÁC1 says:

    Ah yes, voting themselves rich at the expense of their own chidren!

    Greatest generation to greatest self veneration in only 30 years.

    I WILL laugh when the music stops and they’re the ones without a chair.

  219. 219
    ÁC1 says:

    But still awesome

  220. 220
    English Heretic says:

    Myleene est une Froggie, n’est ce pas?

  221. 221
    Errrr you fucking retard says:

    Errrrr what’s the problem?
    Errrrr are you saying the tax-payer should subsidise a capitalist company?
    Errrrr if not, what the fuck are you saying?

    and why do tossers like you think putting Errrrr at the front is worthwhile?

  222. 222
    The 1950s says:

    No one gives a toss about fucking dog racing you bed-wetter, that’s why the place is closing down.

  223. 223
    Cap'n Sweary says:

    what the fuck was all that utter shite meant to say?

  224. 224
    Old-fashioned Labour supporter says:

    It was the dream of many a miner that his children would not have to work down the pits.

    So what exactly is the fucking problem?

  225. 225
    and a Frenchy to boot says:

    “If a man is not a socialist in his youth, he has no heart. If he is
    not a conservative by the time he is 30 he has no head.”
    – Francois Guisot (1787-1874)

  226. 226
    Eli the Great says:

    Why is it that the loudest of the lefty abuse brigade are often scruffy, greasey haired hobo types? I really despise those pricks. They don’t use free speech to get their point across, they don’t have the intelligence for that. They hide behind the privilege of free speech to hurl insults at anyone they don’t like or who dares to disagree with them. Those two fuckers need to be handed a bottle of shower gel each and put in front of a fire hose. Especially Milly Tant. Nice to see that Dexy’s Midnight Runners still have fans though.

  227. 227
    Observer says:

    Were they the shadow cabinet?

  228. 228
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    If, before I die, I were somehow given permission to hit one person in the world, it would be THAT MAN IN THE HAT.

    I mean, I would NEVER hit a woman.

  229. 229
    LeftyTosser says:

    Smash the System!

  230. 230
    lojolondon says:

    WOW – last time I saw such ugly people they were in the Student Representative Body at Uni! – funny how the good looking women went out partying and the fat ugly ones hung around in the rain at Nelson Mandela protests!

  231. 231
    Stormy weather says:

    Sandy love, If you’d care to drop by some time in the future, do let us know first so we can give you the co-ordinates of the most suitable targets for destruction. Cheers.

  232. 232
    Barber of Seville says:

    Do you also hate it when they ask “Anything for the weekend, madam?”

  233. 233
    Informed Giant says:

    Isn’t it strange that the poor comments are instigated by the lefties in the first place.

  234. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Shame he didn’t do a Prescott and punch that chap out.

  235. 235
    An ex Boris voter says:

    Hello Mr Chandler

    I see you still haven’t heard of this concept called advertising which even the likes of McDonalds, Coca Cola and Tesco feel the need to do.

    I suppose you were too busy siphoning off funds into your pension so that you could cook the books into showing a loss.

  236. 236
    The 1950s says:

    In regard to my retarded bed wetter comment about Walthamstow dog track yesterday

    I apologise for my special needs induced idiocy and the fact that I was not aborted

  237. 237
    JH2 says:

    They defend the idea of them, just as long as their kids don’t have to go to school with them.

  238. 238
    Expat Geordie says:

    November 1977, my eighth birthday. The candles on my birthday cake weren’t the only ones alight in the house because the power workers were on strike.

    January 1979, Winter of Discontent. Asking my Labour voting grandfather what happens if you didn’t want to go on strike and being told that if the union said that you had to go on strike then you had to go on strike. Even as a nine year old my main throught was that no-one is going to tell me what to do.

  239. 239
    Expat Geordie says:

    Not a fan of Prescott but I couldn’t see what the fuss was when he twatted that bloke.

  240. 240
    Expat Geordie says:

    Strange that. I love chicken , mushrooms and pies. Yet the one food that I can’t stand is chicken and mushroom pie.

  241. 241
    Expat Geordie says:

    Same again, but can’t do the infinity sign on my girlfriends laptop.

  242. 242
    Zaphod Beeblebrox says:

    Those guys are so unhip it’s a wonder their bums don’t fall off.

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