October 31st, 2012

Video: Boris Calls Hecklers “Lefty T***ers”


242 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Well said Boris!

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    • 13
      Please stop it says:

      24 hours a day blogging/posting tosser

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    • 33
      Technomist says:

      Sorry to have to say this, but Boris is a scumbag. it is not the fact he is a Tory that makes him one, it is his two-facedness. He lied to people in Chingford – natural tory voters, when seeking election saying that he would not allow the destruction of Walthamstow dogtrack, but last night rebber-stamped a decidedly dodgy scheme to build a slum on the site.

      Cameron beware: he would only have spat in the face of so many Conservative voters in London if he had made his mind up he was coming after your job.

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      • 55
        smoggie says:

        Walthamstow has gorn to the dawgs.

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        • 64
          Everyone in Chingford says:

          We all know that and all the jokes. Trouble is, Boris is condemning a large chunk of Chingford to a similar fate. He’s a c*nt who will never be forgiven.

          There are a quarter of a million people in Waltham Forest (and rising), many of them ‘outer suburban ring’ Tory voters. Many of the Labour voters also opted for Boris over Ken. They will never trust in Boris again. People are openly asking if he has taken a brown envelope to renage on his promices like this.

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          • Anonymous says:

            With benefit cap in London, lots of undesirable and trouble makers from inner London will be moved places like Waltham Forest (outer London). After next April it will become worse.

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          • Kevin T says:

            Reply to Anonymous not Everyone in Chingford –

            What makes you think they could afford to live in Waltham Forest either? More likely they’ll be dumped in satellite shit holes like Medway and Harlow where they’ll be at home with all the other scum.

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          Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

          Hasn’t the whole of inner Londistan gorn to the dawgs. Sorry, there’s no-one left there who speaks like that anymore.

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      • 75
        Anonymous says:

        Hope you will enjoy it when people from Newham move to you area due to housing benefits cap.

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      • 142
        Anonymous says:

        if we want a life better than x.factor, then Boris is not the man for uk politics. and life can be better than x.factor.
        there is always the yfactor.
        ha.

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      • 204
        Bogeyman says:

        Walthmstow Stadium (dog track) was finished years ago, you tosser. They tried making it trendy by opening Charlie Chan’s nightclub but even the chavs of Chingford didn’t want to be associated with flat-cap greyhound fanciers.

        What else were they supposed to do with this prime site? Turn it into a hedgehog racing venue?

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        • 235
          An ex Boris voter says:

          Hello Mr Chandler

          I see you still haven’t heard of this concept called advertising which even the likes of McDonalds, Coca Cola and Tesco feel the need to do.

          I suppose you were too busy siphoning off funds into your pension so that you could cook the books into showing a loss.

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    • 40
      Lefties are vile Creatures says:

      What horrible people lefties are.

      How Boris managed to remain so pokite beggars belief but it is the best way to deal with them.

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    • 102
      M says:

      An exchange of views in a free society not something a lefty would understand .
      Fortunately they weren’t challenging any left wing politicians otherwise they would all be laid out with a jack boot pressing their face into the concrete , with several lazor sight aimed at the back of their heads .
      They should Try it with Tony Blair see if they can get that close without being shot .

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      • 157
        jgm2 says:

        Livingston had a permanent entourage of bedwetters intercepting any negative criticism. I seem to recall Guido trying to ask Ken a question and getting tripped up by a conveniently placed woman who then proceeded to lecture him (Guido) on how he should look where he’s going.

        The wicked and malicious fuckers are evil to their very core.

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    • 230
      lojolondon says:

      WOW – last time I saw such ugly people they were in the Student Representative Body at Uni! – funny how the good looking women went out partying and the fat ugly ones hung around in the rain at Nelson Mandela protests!

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  2. 2
    BoJo's one eyed trouser snake says:

    Aw bless the great unwashed.

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    • 30
      Timothy Lloyd-Davies says:

      I’m a hardcore UAF street warrior and dedicated white black-supremacist. These brave comrades of mine took valuable time off from online gaming to stage this protest, so I think you’d better give them the respect they deserve!

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      Scary Hairy Mary Berry says:

      I bet those scummy plebs smelt of vinegar!

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  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    UBS are going to cut 1000’s of Jobs in the City of London.

    Errrrrrr….where is their defender, Major of Borisdon, some of his city chums are gonna have to move back to the shires

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    • 14
      Ex-Tory says:

      to live along side all those white middle-class, leftie trustafarian tossers.

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    • 212
      ÁC1 says:

      In the private sector this is what happens when you have more staff than are needed.

      In the extortion funded sector they just invent new bureaucracy, to keep them in their sinecures.

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    • 221
      Errrr you fucking retard says:

      Errrrr what’s the problem?
      Errrrr are you saying the tax-payer should subsidise a capitalist company?
      Errrrr if not, what the fuck are you saying?

      and why do tossers like you think putting Errrrr at the front is worthwhile?

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  4. 4
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    errrrrr showing his real colours.

    Not PM material !!!!

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  5. 5
    taxandspendisnotmyfriend says:

    ahhhh, the great unwashed

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  6. 6
    jgm2 says:

    Why doesn’t Gordon Brown have a permanent band of folk following him around giving it ‘Lefty Scum’, ‘Incompetent jackass’, ‘Economy wrecker’?

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  7. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Dont kid yourselves !!!!!

    Very bad show from Boris…Not the nice chap after all.

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    • 15
      jgm2 says:

      Boris told Ken he was ‘A fucking liar’ and the voters loved him for it. And they’ll love him for calling these professional bedwetters a bunch of ‘Lefty tossers’ too.

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        Everyone in Chingford says:

        They did, it is true. But now he has shown himself to also be a fucking liar, having lied to the voters of Chingford and Walthamstow (many of whom were Tories) over the Walthamstow Dogtrack, he won’t be able to pull that trick again so easily on the stump. He has burned his bridges in this part of London.

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      • 164
        Universal Hiss says:

        but dog tracks are so Bob Crow.

        Now the land they are sitting on is so er,Boris what’s my take on this one then?

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      Gonk II says:

      Very good show from Boris… Not the nice chap all the time. Excellent.

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  8. 9
    A boy in the 80s says:

    I met Leon Brittan and all I got was Tory cum.

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  9. 10
    Weakling PC Dave says:

    I really think Boris should take care to make sure his comments are positive encouragements to everyone in our Big Society.
    Negative remarks like this one can only damage the goodwill that I have built so caringly.

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      Spinal damage says:

      Bullshit. Boris is the only politician who appears to be human.

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      • 165
        Anonymous says:

        who appears to be.
        in a world of appearance, the showman is the court jester.
        you could run your life, anyone could,
        or you could live eyes wide shut
        in a world were all the milk comes from the plebs. we should all be plebs not just the unprivileged many. why should the few use the many. we have turned a corner.

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  10. 11
    PC Pleb says:

    Are politicians like plod now? Have to tolerate such abusive and insulting behaviour that, if directed at any other member of the public, would result in being arrested.

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    • 209
      An Upper Class Twit says:

      Only the mine closing Mrs Thatch supporting Tory ones

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      • 224
        Old-fashioned Labour supporter says:

        It was the dream of many a miner that his children would not have to work down the pits.

        So what exactly is the fucking problem?

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  11. 12
    Boris for PM says:

    Boris tells it like it is, and calls a spade a spade – or in this case, – not a deconstructed reawakened liberated politically socially aware benefit junky arsehole.

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    • 24
      Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

      Kidding yourselves.

      Boris only narrowly won in London. The Olympics helped his profile, and this sort of stuff will weaken it…. He is getting cocky…and it will end in tears.

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      • 46
        the farting fish says:

        getting cocky ?

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      • 49
        jgm2 says:

        Boris came from behind to beat Ken. The turning point was when he called Ken a ‘fucking liar’ and called him out over his dodgy tax arrangements. This is the same thing. Those professional bedwetters are ‘lefty tossers’ and you and everybody else knows it.

        I bet if we dug into the backgrounds of those professional bedwetters they’d all be being bank-rolled by the Labour party or daddies trust fund. They’re no more the ‘voice of the dispossessed’ than Ned Miliband is.

        I know it. You know it. Boris knows it. Everybody knows it.

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      • 54
        Wotta Tossa Skid Mark 1 says:

        It all ended in tears when Liam Byrne revealed that there was no money left.

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          jgm2 says:

          You have to hope CMD is saving that for the 2015 election. Personally I don’t think it can be used often enough. Just as the bedwetters tourette ‘Too far, too fast’ at every opportunity I’d have standing orders to insert ‘There’s no money left..’ into each and every answer to each and every question.

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          • Universal Hiss says:

            I’d agree with you.Problem is the righty tossers are nearly as vile as the left.

            What a fucking choice.

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        the farting fish says:

        the dubious looking bloke with the hat and white patches on his jacket seems to have something in his pocket.
        I also observe Boris face walks with his thumbs outside his pocket which facilitates rapid withdrawal, not sure if he has been told to do that or is an affectation

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    • 29
      Selohesra says:

      Are you accusing him of racism?

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      deconstructed reawakened liberated politically socially aware benefit junky arsehole says:

      Who you callin a spade, you rich tory scum in a nice suit

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        The above post clearly posted by a product of LieBore Edyerkayshun cistem says:

        Go learn to wipe your arse little boy

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  12. 16
    Tony Blair says:

    Look, I understand HMRC want to investigate me. But what is important is that I invite them to a special lunch meeting at Harrowden Hill.

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  13. 17
    Knob Ed says:

    How dare you call my thupporterth lefty thcum.

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  14. 18
    Happy Halloween, tory scum says:

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  15. 19
    Thatcher says:

    I’m a tea cosy. Woop woop!

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  16. 21
    Ex-Tory says:

    Leftie students are always the ugly ones. Its sexual frustration that makes them choose marxist politics.

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    • 38
      It's a Phase says:

      Nothing wrong with being a lefty in your youth. If you still believe the fairy tales in your thirties, you have problems. Any later than 40 and you should probably be certified or arrested for being an expenses fiddling MP.

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      • 125
        Archer Karcher says:

        You should never be allowed to vote if you still believe in socialism if you are over 25.

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        • 214
          ÁC1 says:

          I remember it took me about 15 seconds when I was about 14 to reject to idiocy that is marxism.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            November 1977, my eighth birthday. The candles on my birthday cake weren’t the only ones alight in the house because the power workers were on strike.

            January 1979, Winter of Discontent. Asking my Labour voting grandfather what happens if you didn’t want to go on strike and being told that if the union said that you had to go on strike then you had to go on strike. Even as a nine year old my main throught was that no-one is going to tell me what to do.

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        and a Frenchy to boot says:

        “If a man is not a socialist in his youth, he has no heart. If he is
        not a conservative by the time he is 30 he has no head.”
        – Francois Guisot (1787-1874)

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  17. 22
    Louise Mensch says:

    Roll on the Corby by election.

    The Old Etonian scumbags will have the smiles wiped off their faces.

    Fucking toffs.

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  18. 23
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    The sort of scum that inhabits the streets now of ‘foreign’ London. Having lived there most of my life (Westminster born and bred) I would no longer dream of going there.

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  19. 26
    keredybretsa says:

    Excellent Borrers. Tossers, they may well be, but do they really understand the meaning of Lefty in the political sense? Doubtful!

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  20. 27
    Blair Rich Project says:

    Look, if you’re asking me if I refused to pay interns so that I could finance terrorist outrages, the answer is definitely no. There are many more questions that I could ask myself and also provide the answer.

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  21. 34
    Tory fuckwit Boris Johnson says:

    Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?”

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  22. 35
    Line the wankers up....three.. two.. one says:

    How about identifying the wasters and prosecuting them. We all have the right to walk about without let or hindrence and certainly without being abused by vacuous wankers. Naaaaah Boris did it his way (Huge round of applause). Wouldn’t it be great though to id and isolate one of these twats and follow them about calling them abusive names. Ssee how long it takes them to phone the ‘facist,scum, Fatcher’s boot boys’ plod. Wankers the lot of them.

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  23. 36
    Chimpanzee says:

    Lefty tosser: “How dare you represent us”

    It’s called democracy you hysterical twat. Boris won the mayoral election. Get over it.

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  24. 39
    Tax is theft says:

    Sorry Boris but no way are they proper lefty tossers:
    There were no white blokes with dreadlocks
    There was nobody and I mean *nobody* practising circus skills
    And more importantly, none of the females called Jocasta were displaying the key fob of their XC90

    Thank you.

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  25. 45
    Lefty parasites says:

    That fat cow can go for a jog.

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  26. 47
    Lefty Boot Camp says:

    How do three “people” make so much noise, they would be great on the parade ground. Is there a Lefty training camp they attend to learn their craft of being an unemployed Lefty?

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  27. 51
    Lefty parasites says:

    Since when did the right to stalk people and harass them become law? These lefty shitheaps should be prosecuted!

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  28. 52
    Kebab,The Lefty Tosser says:

    Small question. What’s the increased EU budget going to be spent on? Anyone know?

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  29. 56
    They are not hecklers they are stalkers says:

    They are laws against stalking. Time to use them. That will shut the arsewipes up!

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  30. 57
    smoggie says:

    Lefty tosser

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  31. 59
    Left Wing Exposed says:

    Just give them a smack, like John Prescott.

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  32. 65
    Spinal damage says:

    I am sure one of the stalkers works for the BBC. Worth doing a background check on them.

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  33. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps Boris was addressing his remarks to the MShed museum which is a living tribute to PC bollox.

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  34. 69
    Jimmy says:

    So to recap, swearing is petulant and inappropriate when Butch does it, but grown up and clever when Boris does it.

    Have I got that right?

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    • 72
      Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

      No.

      ‘Lefty tosser’ is hardly swearing unless you have led a very sheltered life. Er, maybe you have ?

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      • 134
        Archer Karcher says:

        Jimmy the idioyic jock is posing as outraged of Bearsden again. As if none in Glasgow have ever insulted anyone, hey Jimmy hear that sound? It’s the bottom of the barrel you’re scraping.

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    • 83
      Mr Brown says:

      You’ve heard that expression often enough. Is it considered offensive?
      In the real world. Not the bedwetter world where everything is offensive if you don’t agree with it.

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      • 95
        Polly Pot says:

        You’ve offended me with that. I feel my human rights being violated. You should be banned.

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      • 96
        Jimmy says:

        Can’t say I’m offended although it is sad to see a man of his erudition express himself so inelegantly. I’m simply observing that the smelling salts you all seemed to require moments ago to cope with the episode no one at all is calling Fuckgate appear to be otiose here.

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    • 88
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Calling anybody anything is all right, except for rac*ial/homosexual epithets, just so long as it’s not a Minister calling a copper a “pleb,” even though that’s not a cussword or a rac*ial/homosexual epithet. Those are the apparent ground rules today.

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    • 130
      Engineer says:

      You may not recall this, Jimmy, but some years ago Johnson defended the right of yobs – oops, sorry; Londoners – to shout “Tory tosser” if they so wished. He is merely using the right he upheld for others.

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  35. 71
    Sig Hansen says:

    Were you one of them Anonymous ?

    Defo lefty probably loony and I am happy for others to judge whether or not you are a T*****R

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  36. 74
    Great British Public says:

    How Boris speaks to people who aren’t left tossers…

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  37. 77
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    This is a disgrace. They are not tossers they are c*unts and should be terminated.

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  38. 85
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Oh Jimmy, you are so very wise. I love you and your clever words.

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  39. 91
    David Starkey, Looks Good In Khaki says:

    Bravo Boris!

    And may I say, that casual countryman’s look is very good indeed. It’s refreshing to see a high-level politician show some taste in fashion after the barren suited-and-booted totalitarianism of the New Labour years!

    We all still think you’re a bit of a twat though!

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  40. 92
    Too much immigration will destroy the UK says:

    I am surprised he didn’t have to translate it into fifteen different languages.

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  41. 94
    smoggie says:

    Has anyone noticed the price of crisps now ? I mean £ 2.69 for a tube of Pringles it’s madness !

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    • 100
      Thrasher Mitchell says:

      GREAT EPIC thread idea with HUGE POTENTIAL

      I tend to only get them when they’re either bogof or half price.

      Sour Cream, Prawn Cocktail, Salt n Vinegar being the usual choices.

      Always prefer the ‘traditional’ flavours as opposed to some of the nonsense crisp manufacturers create hoping for a quick buck.

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      • 115
        the farting fish says:

        I’ve never been a fan of salt and vinegar crisps which is slightly odd as I don’t mind salt and vinegar on the fish and chips. I have often thought of the massive mark up that is possible from the humble spud.

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        • 240
          Expat Geordie says:

          Strange that. I love chicken , mushrooms and pies. Yet the one food that I can’t stand is chicken and mushroom pie.

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    • 121
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      I had my first ‘Wagon Wheel’ in years today, sad to say they are now about half the size they used to be and seald in that strange metaly plastic stuff.

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  42. 97
    Happy Halloween says:

    It is Halloween and they are the muppets.

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  43. 99
    jeananonymous says:

    good evening
    i just heard Obama has turned up in Atlantic City. he was wearing a dark jacket and beige chinos. Who would vote for someon turning up at a flood and hurricane wipeout wearing beige chinos??? sSurely he should have denims and a big pair of wellies????

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  44. 101
    Anonymous says:

    who would win a fight, guido or boris

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  45. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Listening to the EU deabte right now.

    I’ve heard lots of talk about supporting the PM, and how those who go through the “wrong” lobby are backstabbing him.

    Will any one of these fucking fuckers ever say “My constituents wish me to so do. And I shall”

    Hunts, the lot of ‘em.

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  47. 111
    jsj says:

    From Bristol’s sound student newspaper.

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  48. 116
    Business Secretary & Confused. says:

    I spotted a pig in knickers :)

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  49. 118

    Tossers by Sue Cameron and Nige’s wonderful guffaw!

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  50. 120
    Nadine Dorries says:

    How to Maximise Your Sweet Haul this Halloween

    Hi,

    I’ve told you before about the trouble I got in at school when I bought out the whole supply of the most popular sweet from the school tuck shop, then went round the corner and sold the lot at double the price to my sugar starved chums.

    With Halloween tonight, I can’t help but think about the schemes I might have come up with for getting the most treats. Halloween was not so big a deal when I was a kid but had it been I would have carefully planned a strategy:

    1. Plotting a route to make sure you hit the houses that might give out the best and most sweets or going to an area with terraced houses with smaller front paths so you can “hit” more houses in the time.

    2. I might even have a second costume handy so I could hit the more generous houses a second time on my way back home.

    3. I would have taken out my younger sister with me so I could have started earlier and she looked a lot cuter than me.

    4. I would have made a note of the most generous houses and kept the list safe so I could ensure we hit the best houses next year too.

    Simple planning is all it takes. I really enjoyed thinking that through but I hope you don’t think that this makes me look sad. I included this today as I think is an ideal example of how all of us should be looking at any marketing problem we may have – taking some time out to think logically about how you can find and convince your best customers to do more business with you.
    If you have a selling problem at the moment take an hour out and brainstorm with yourself or others how you can come up with a solution – or rather multi solutions. You can do it.
    Until the next time …

    Nadine

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  51. 127
    Fish says:

    Harriett Baldwin was looking particularly hot in her low-cut jacket today. How do I get to vote for her?

    I bet she’d be great in the division lobby.

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  52. 133
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Don’t they look weird?

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    • 151

      And they pong a bit too.
      But don’t feel too sorry for those student lefties. After the 3rd year they suddenly buy a suit from Next, get a haircut and wash the dye out, shave all the hairy bits , have a good hose down and begin asking for internships at investment banks.

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  53. 136

    Mr Bean is right:

    http://bit.ly/SeXkbU

    Good old Baldrick Aldrick.

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    • 143
      Business Secretary & Confused. says:

      Thank f*ck for that….. the £ and my holiday dosh have been sh*t over the past few years……

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  54. 148
    Hurricane Sandy says:

    Isn’t following another person in the street and shouting ‘Tory scum’ some sort of crime? Why isn’t plod doing its job, and battering these pathetic little soap-dodgers?

    I’m thinking Affray, Breach of the Peace, etc.

    In NYC, if someone did this to Mayor Michael Bloomberg, they would almost certainly get a Taser to the nuts. Even a Canadian regional Premier would travel with 8-10 armed officers yet Boris–leader of a major international city–travels on a bike or on foot and has to put up with the great unwashed mouthing off at him. All credit to him for not punching the little plebs in the face. Labour is the party of nasty, spiteful little tw@ts. Always was, always will be.

    But I guess that’s why I’m over here and not over there. Seeing that footage reminds me what a sh1t-hole the UK has become. No offence.

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      Stormy weather says:

      Sandy love, If you’d care to drop by some time in the future, do let us know first so we can give you the co-ordinates of the most suitable targets for destruction. Cheers.

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  55. 159
    the farting fish says:

    I can appreciate that you might need to go along with the american bad taste in costume selection but I am not sure that it is a good idea.

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  56. 160
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Government loses EU budget debate.

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  57. 166
    Anonymous says:

    So, does this comment make Boris a Right full tosser??

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  58. 168
    Anon & never voted ZanuLieLabor & never will says:

    Oh dear poor old CMDDD has lost the EUSSR Budget Vote………

    does that mean he will be forced to resign…..???

    Bet the air @ No.10 was filled to top with fcuking shouted expletives lol lol

    he he he…….The master was fcuked today by HMRC now spineless CMDDD

    has been fcuked as well……

    a great day IMHO……….

    hope tomorrow is the same……for the two of them….lol lol lol

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  59. 171
    Order Order sucks says:

    Shit blog

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  60. 175
    Dave's lucky day says:

    Dave will be secretly pleased at losing the vote. It actually strengthens his resolve to oppose an increase in the EU budget.

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  61. 176
    Kevin T says:

    LOL Glad to see leftie activists have not changed one fucking bit since the 1980s.

    Drippy looking male with facial hair in silly hat – check.

    Ugly overweight female in glasses and unflattering feminist uniform – check.

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    • 192
      A Taxpayer says:

      They have an agency. You can hire them at £12 an hour to heckle you any time you feel you aren’t getting enough attention because something boring like an EU debate is happening and you are just a mayor.

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    • 217
      ÁC1 says:

      It’s an elaborate pr-stunt for the new bad-guy team in the next Bond film.

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  62. 178
    Sir Mary Flappes. says:

    Does this mean we will no longer have to endure that Portuguese freak who sounds like a vomiting carthorse?

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  63. 180
    Nadine Dorries says:

    I hate when cashiers ask, “Is that everything?” Uh no, I’d also like all this invisible shit.

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  64. 187
    Andrew says:

    Boris is wonderful.

    He has just restored free travel to people over 60 but not yet entitled to a Freedom Pass. His new pass – which must be called a Boris Pass, just as we remember Belisha by the beacons – is 95% as good as the big job, it just does not operate outside London.

    What is more remarkable is this: applications opened at noon on 17 October, the first cards were sent out on 26 October and arrived on 29 October and the cards were operative at once – although they were not supposed to work until 1 November.

    It used to be that of the yeti, the unicorn, and the public sector IT project which worked the odd one was out the last because the other two might exist. That joke now needs a new punch-line because this entire project was online and it has worked.

    And it also proves, in case anyone had forgotten, the strength of Grey Power. Sixty-plusses with a credit card and internet access are also on the electoral roll and certain to vote. And Boris knows where his electoral bread is buttered!

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      A Taxpayer says:

      He may find that the ungrateful Me generation have a massive sense of entitlement – they won’t remember where they got the concession from with any sense of gratitude or obligation.

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    • 195
      Go Boris - GO! says:

      We need you more than ever!

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    • 218
      ÁC1 says:

      Ah yes, voting themselves rich at the expense of their own chidren!

      Greatest generation to greatest self veneration in only 30 years.

      I WILL laugh when the music stops and they’re the ones without a chair.

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  65. 190
    Dr Who says:

    Is pleb a worse insult than tosser?

    I hate left wingers.

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  66. 194
    Pamela Ames-McGrath says:

    Do these space-hopper types ever WORK? Endlessly at leisure, waiting to pounce, verbalise their cretinous mush? On and on….and on..

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  67. 198

    Chris Christie is a bit of a fat fuck.

    http://bit.ly/TuUt1R

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  68. 206
    Bogeyman says:

    Boris for PM and Pope.

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  69. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Says the man who pretty much went to the left of Labour to win the mayoral election.

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  70. 226
    Eli the Great says:

    Why is it that the loudest of the lefty abuse brigade are often scruffy, greasey haired hobo types? I really despise those pricks. They don’t use free speech to get their point across, they don’t have the intelligence for that. They hide behind the privilege of free speech to hurl insults at anyone they don’t like or who dares to disagree with them. Those two fuckers need to be handed a bottle of shower gel each and put in front of a fire hose. Especially Milly Tant. Nice to see that Dexy’s Midnight Runners still have fans though.

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  71. 228
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    If, before I die, I were somehow given permission to hit one person in the world, it would be THAT MAN IN THE HAT.

    I mean, I would NEVER hit a woman.

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  72. 229
    LeftyTosser says:

    Smash the System!

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  73. 233
    Informed Giant says:

    Isn’t it strange that the poor comments are instigated by the lefties in the first place.

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  74. 234
    Anonymous says:

    Shame he didn’t do a Prescott and punch that chap out.

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  75. 236
    The 1950s says:

    In regard to my retarded bed wetter comment about Walthamstow dog track yesterday

    I apologise for my special needs induced idiocy and the fact that I was not aborted

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  76. 242
    Zaphod Beeblebrox says:

    Those guys are so unhip it’s a wonder their bums don’t fall off.

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