October 31st, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Frankenstorm Edition


130 Comments

  1. 1
    dunstall says:

    Ladies watch out lewis us about

  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
    dunstall says:

    Rosie need not worry

  5. 5
    Stan Butler says:

    Great first question.

  6. 6
    David Cameron says:

    Look, keeping the officials in the EU in the lap of luxury with solid gold diamond encrusted pensions is far more important a priority for me than British defence.

    That is why I am cutting the British armed forces budget & dismantling historic regiments.

    Sacrifices have to be made, but not by the political elite.

  7. 7
    dunstall says:

    Can we have a public enquiry into these cynical tributes

  8. 8
    Cameron a Europhile says:

    DAVE IS A Hunt

  9. 9
    Dorian Smith says:

    Ed doesn’t score an open goal or any goal, he kicks his own foot and falls over on his arse.

  10. 10
    Cameron a Europhile says:

    Nice one ED you’ve Cameron on the ropes

  11. 11
    Dorian Smith says:

    Looking forward to an off the cuff remark from Jimmy, so long as he can clear it by the committee in time.

  12. 12
    Stan Butler says:

    Socialists wanting more money? Never.

  13. 13
    Cameron a Europhile says:

    Dave is rattled

  14. 14
    Dorian Smith says:

    Bercow approaching being a short arse.

  15. 15
    dunstall says:

    Milliband is on the ropes and Berc..t steps in

  16. 16
    Stan Butler says:

    The Runt Berkow showing his style again.

  17. 17
    Cameron a Europhile says:

    For once Ed is correct

  18. 18
    Really? says:

    From an earlier thread today.

    “Ah yes, more dead so the old ‘we will never forget’ bollocks must be getting readied for another outing of faux solemnity and sympathy.

    Of course the charade of phoney emotion is as forced and dishonest as almost everything else they do, or emote about.

    If they cared, really cared, they would show their respects in person to the returning dead, those they sent off to die for nothing.

    That would however place them in the rather awkward and uncomfortable situation of having to actually speak to the families of those they are sending to their deaths, for no good reason.

    Best stick to sniffing the onion and looking mournfully into the middle distance, in the safety of the HoC.”

    These frauds are shameless.

  19. 19
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    A real term’s freeze in the EU budget? That would be what, an increase of 4/5% and that’s touted as wonderful? Not many folk got wage rises of that extent, worm-tongue’s the lot of them …all in this ‘to gather’ money for the EU.

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  21. 21
    It's Shagger says:

    Shagger Nokes

  22. 22
    Stan Butler says:

    Solent my arse.

  23. 23
    Dorian Smith says:

    Bercow the Howard Webb of the Commons, once again favouring the Reds.

  24. 24
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Fuck off Bercow.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    So the unionists are all anti Europe- why are they so concerned that Scotland might be o/s EU with Independence then?

  26. 26
    dunstall says:

    Police commissioner what a waste of money

  27. 27
    Osric Testacles says:

    Yeah, we get the message. Back under your bridge

  28. 28
    Dorian Smith says:

    Rotherham – half trick pony.

  29. 29
    Really? says:

    Look a little closer, behind the badges, they are all reds.

  30. 30
    FFS! says:

    FFS he cant even read out his scripted question properly

  31. 31
    dunstall says:

    Another f…… Liverpudlian

  32. 32
    Stan Butler says:

    Steve Rotherham. I want the press to continue to investigate corrupt lying filth, a lot of which resides in Westminster.

  33. 33
    Cameron's nightmare at PMQs says:

    Dave deserves to be lambasted.

    He lies lies and Lies.

    His cast iron guaranties are worthless

  34. 34
    FFS! says:

    How can you say its a waste of money when it could give us someone of the calibre of John Prescott ?

  35. 35
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    There are already laws to control the press. Just apply them Cameron

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    Are they?

  37. 37
    Weird Ed says:

    Wooo!!!! look at me everyone…I’m riding two bandwagons at the same time.

    We want a cut in the EU budget and to increase it at the same time

  38. 38
    Go Ed Go says:

    Give Cameron Shit

  39. 39
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Ed Balls is getting baldy

  40. 40
    Harriet Harman says:

    I told you to keep shtoom about PIE

  41. 41
    dunstall says:

    Milliband quoting Heseltiny how desperate can u get

  42. 42
    Kin L says:

    Dave has gone bright red

  43. 43
    Stan Butler says:

    Ed Milliband full of wind, as usual.

  44. 44
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Sounds like Ed’s spluttering phlem right across the house

  45. 45
    dunstall says:

    Thersa looking rueful

  46. 46
    Dave's Bad Day at Work says:

    Got to hand it to Ed. He’s tougher on Europe than Dave and closer to Hezzer than Dave.

  47. 47
    Dorian Smith says:

    God this is piss poor from Ed.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Get on with it Millepede- ask the f*ckin’ question!!

  49. 49
    Question for the House says:

    Can the honourable member sitting to the Right of Ed Milliband confirm to the house that she once acted as advocate for child abusers ?

  50. 50
    dunstall says:

    This country will never elect a Milliband arses both of them

  51. 51
    Stan Butler says:

    Cameron. Fuck off. No to Wind Farms.

  52. 52
    Really? says:

    Cameron just let the cat out of the bag, he said “regions and nations of our country” so he is clear that England exists in name only and is now merely a group of small regions within a country.

  53. 53
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Green lies, pay to breathe more BS from these charlitans

  54. 54
    Dave is bad 4 Britain says:

    There he goes again. Green investment bank and more windmills, Cameron is a green Euro Spaz

  55. 55
    Stan Butler says:

    Berkow. Fuck off.

  56. 56
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Mr Ian Smells?

  57. 57
    Weird Ed says:

    Cooee….Look at me everyone…I’m enjoying this…look at me.

  58. 58
    dunstall says:

    What a waste of a question bring back Vera B aird on second thoughts no

  59. 59
    Dorian Smith says:

    I take it, this is about Mirror hacking Chris Bryant?

  60. 60
    Chris Bryant says:

    Pantomime Dame time

  61. 61
    Stan Butler says:

    Wondering why your fuel bills are going up Shan wholesale prices aren’t?
    Blame the windmongers and their fellow travellers.

  62. 62
    dunstall says:

    Better e mails than disgusting fotos I hate Bryant

  63. 63
    Question for the House says:

    Can a person posing in his pants online be a fit and proper person to be an MP ?

  64. 64
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    More sh1te….there are already laws—-Levinsons bull.

  65. 65
    Stan Butler says:

    Moose.

  66. 66
    dunstall says:

    Another pie eater scrap subsided meals in the HOC

  67. 67
    Dorian Smith says:

    Never shy of the sweet trolly.

  68. 68
    The Jury says:

    Dave’s Halloween PMs are the worst of his career.

  69. 69
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Only if it is other peoples’

  70. 70
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Heid a Pie?

  71. 71
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Lanky lesbo

  72. 72
    Stan Butler says:

    Pocket billiard from the bloke behind and to the right of Cameron

  73. 73
    dunstall says:

    What the f… is he saying

  74. 74
    gramma says:

    Nobody tells it like a Paddy

  75. 75
    dunstall says:

    Discussing the military covenant with martin mcguinness that a novel one

  76. 76
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    blah blah blah, like he gives a fcuk

  77. 77
    Dorian Smith says:

    Dear Labour troll, raise your game son.

  78. 78
    Member of public says:

    Ed Miliband is such a pathetic little weasel – when he was in the last Government, they would bend over backwards to the EU and let them shove it up our collective arse – to the extent that they gave away half our rebate for nothing in return and they signed up to the Social Chapter, with nothing in return and Mili’s mate Brown signed the Lisbon Treaty behind our backs!

    Now, Little Mili pretends to have gone all eurosceptic, simply to embarrass the present Government in a vote in the Commons – opportunistic or what???

  79. 79
    Stan Butler says:

    Lot of parish pump politics today.

  80. 80
    Stan Butler says:

    Very much. But great to see the Europhallic Cameron sweat.

  81. 81
    Harriet Harman says:

    Stop mentioning PIE !

  82. 82
    dunstall says:

    Doctor in the house

  83. 83
    Biggles says:

    I really am disgusted that Dave intends to build even more windmills. He is an utter disgrace.

  84. 84
    Face that could turn milk says:

    Is Justine Greening on her bad week ?

  85. 85
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    More green BS…..lies lies lies

  86. 86
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    weasel words, lol

  87. 87
    Biased Bercow Chair aka BBC says:

    An impartial speaker would have stopped the question as soon as weasle words was said

  88. 88
    john prescott THE COMMISSIONATOR says:

    vote for me!

  89. 89
    dunstall says:

    We must end susidised meals in the HOC

  90. 90
    MP for Erewash says:

    I got £5k for that plug :)

  91. 91
    David Cameron says:

    Shit…….the agenda is out……..I supported Prescott when he wanted to destroy England

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Baldy Balls has a certain ring to it.

  93. 93
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    yeah, its an insult to weasels

  94. 94
    dunstall says:

    Gale another expenses trougher

  95. 95
    Fish says:

    I notice you’re keeping a low profile at the moment, Harriet.

    Why could that be?

  96. 96
    HUGE says:

    As the left have changed the meaning of the word “investment”, I now use the word “spending” where I would have used “investment” in the traditional sense

    I am spending on a pension, I am spending on a commercial property, I am spending on ssome Gold Sovereigns – you should try it, far healthier

  97. 97
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    Bercow seems as genuine as a a nine pound note

  98. 98
    Windmill Dave says:

    So Delingpole is wrong to stand down then.

    Dave is going to build even more windmills

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    It’s true- but the majority of the public will hear what Millionaireband says about the EU and agree with him.

  100. 100
    Cameron's a Tare says:

    As well as electricity they can act as pumps, in this case pumping money from the poor to the rich….

  101. 101
    jgm2 says:

    It’s called ‘confusion marketing’.

  102. 102
    Dorian Smith says:

    Toenails just mentioned how well John Smith made a point about the EU “while he was still alive” – well done for spotting that NIck.

  103. 103
    jgm2 says:

    Then the majority of people will remember it was Labour who signed the Lisbon Treaty after reneging on a manifesto pledge of a referendum.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Why are people on 30, 40, 50000 on benefits for kids, theyre not poor! I suppose they need the extra for that upcoming skiing holiday!

  105. 105
    a non says:

    I am not sure if my heart can withstand the excitement of Miliband at PMQs for any further length of time. Almost too boring for words.

  106. 106
    Janus Faced Boris Watch says:

    O/T but Boris Johnson has announced he is not standing for mayor again. By approving the demolition of Walthamstow dogtrack (it is actually in Chingford) to be replaced by a high density slum, against the overwhealming wishes of the residents, he has effectively said he no longer thinks he will ever need the votes of the ‘outer ring’ suburbs in North East London. He will certainly never get them.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Clegg is finished in UK now he wants a job in EU, no extra money to EU no job for Clegg, no EU job to Clegg no PM Cameron.

  108. 108
    Janus Faced Boris Watch says:

    And yet he’d been so in favour of retining the dog track only 2 years ago when he’d wanted everyone’s votes.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/boris-johnson-backs-bid-for-greyhound-racing-to-return-to-walthamstow-stadium-6542707.html

    What a snivelly shit.

  109. 109
    SouthEastVoter says:

    Who voted to cut the EU rebate on 14 Jan 2008? To name a few

    Ed Milliband
    Ed Balls
    Douglas Alexander
    Tom Watson

    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/search/?s=eu+rebate&from=2008-01-14&to=2008-01-15&person=&section=&column=

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron yet again just happy to suck up to the EU and give our tax increases as well as our benefit savings, to them.

    UKIP for me now!

  111. 111
    the honourable member sitting to the Right of Ed Milliband says:

    Indeed – and Polly agrees with me! – we think it good for young girls to become WIMMIN asap.

    Never hurt us!

  112. 112
    Fenric says:

    only Swiss Toni gives Cast Iron Guarantees

  113. 113
    Nonce protectors aint worth fighting for says:

    It’s about time the white working classes wised up and stop throwing their lives away fighting for an oligarchy that despises them. Patriotism and loyalty cynically used to further the interests of a globalist elite.

  114. 114
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Wuss I wasn’t here.
    Joke : what is the best thing to put between two wusses, a mace.

    Then I looked up the definition of Mace:

    (trademark) something that temporarily disables a person; prepared as an aerosol and sprayed in the face, it irritates the eyes and causes dizziness and immobilisation

    Aptly named then.

  115. 115
    Larry Livingstone says:

    So the good news is that Hitachi are investing in Britain .

    How many new jobs will there be in the next 12 months ?

  116. 116
    Nimby says:

    Let’s build more windmills, they look great, and nuclear power stations are so safe, lets build some more of them

    Only if we put them in Oxfordshire , next to the new Chipping Norton international hub airport

  117. 117
    Sig Hansen says:

    Left me in despair

    We had a Prime Minister accepting there was absolutely nothing he or Parlaiment could do about the Budget and an opportunistic dickspit actualy believeing that Folk would believe he would attempt to get a Cut in the EU Budget

    Vote UKIP

    If only to let try to get our Representatives to listen to us

  118. 118
    Eric Pickles ate my mattress. says:

    Did someone mention pie.

  119. 119
    Tarzan has not lost his slipperyness. says:

    Politicians do not become slippery through being politicians .It,s slippery people who choose to be politicians because it,s in the job description.

  120. 120
    Grimy Miner says:

    A Prince Albert?

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    stop throwing.
    do less.
    do better.

  122. 122
    Picles ate my mattress. says:

    Ahem!

  123. 123
    Ban GP 1% death lists and euthanasia targets! says:

    That’s his chips. Cameron must go!

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Any payment to Presclot for his “services” is a waste of money,

  125. 125
    David Wisteria says:

    I thought things went pretty well today.

    it is all the fault of Labour and what happens in the present and the future owes nothing to me .

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    Do you really think the prices would be reduced if the “green” add-on charges were removed Stan? The utility companies don’t work that way.

  127. 127
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I mean to say all this voting mullarkey isn’t down to Labour ; its down to Mr Cameron’s own kind .

    I used to know a guy who years ago kept saying ” it ain’t Labour that will get rid of Thatcher but her own kind ” .

    Do you follow my drift ?

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Mustn’t be unkind to the Millionaire.
    Greater joy shall be in heaven over one sinner who repenteth, with or without the lisp…

  129. 129
    dunstall says:

    You are right we all know how oppotunistic Labour are but this down to the usual nutters like Cash and his ilk the only purpose this will serve is to allow Millibum more pointless air time lest we forget if Labour ever gains power we will see a craven surrender to the EU

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    Bandage finger behind Dave. Whips thumbscrews????


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