October 31st, 2012

No.10 Musical Chairs

Susie Squire, formerly of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, has made it to No. 10 via DWP and CCHQ – the glamorous brunette will be covering for another glamorous brunette, Gabby Bertin, while she is on maternity leave as Dave’s political spokesman. There also appears to be movements on the new Prime Minister’s Official Spokesman:

Craig Oliver remains the Director of Government Communications…


42 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Someone from TPA , good move.

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  2. 2
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Does she have a daughter? Boaz.

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  3. 4
    FFS! says:

    Oh FFS thats all we need to tackle the biggest economic crisis in our lifetime, a bit of glamour. Christ Guido no wonder you were headhunted by the Daily Star.
    FFS !

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  4. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Andy Burnham needs a haircut

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  5. 9
    Jimmy says:

    TPA tax avoiders at the heart of Camerons Government. No wonder there is no money for our obligations to the EU.

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  6. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Totty watch” and “shaggable” tags, for sure but she’s hardly a heavyweight (in all respects). Bring back Bernard Ingham.

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  7. 12
    geewizz says:

    I guess everyone does have their price.

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  8. 13
    Cletus Bubba, Tea Party President says:

    White power, my brothers!!! Kill all dem fuckin n*****s!

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  9. 14
    Carlton TV says:

    Cameron…PR….

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Stop it I’m wetting myself

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  10. 14
    Cameron Is a True Europhile says:

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  11. 18
    Lobby Correspondent says:

    Guido

    About time…

    Since our favourite contact Gabs has left on maternity leave, there has been an omnishambes in No 10

    I use your column to wish Gabs the best and hope that she will succeed in whatevershe does…she deserves it…

    In the meantime, is this Jean Christophe Gray another French spy? Sounds funny to me…and ni wiki entry either…

    Has he been cleared by MI16 yet?

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      Hamish says:

      Give it a rest Hugh J.
      Nicola is more than capable of dealing with this.
      The plain fact is that IF Scotland wanted to be a part of the EU, it would be admitted on the nod.

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  13. 27
    Boris says:

    This Susie girl has form

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218010/How-sexy-Susie-sprang-room-key-sting-amorous-Tories.html

    She might give the old lechers in the Lobby a run for their information…

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  14. 29
    Minto says:

    Gabby Bertin glamorous? She’s got a face like a busted boot.

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  15. 36
    Enemy of the State says:

    I just fell in love with Susie.

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  16. 40
    M Tucker says:

    The Thick of It ends as the real life version continues. There’s an interesting little but of news Cameron doesn’t know is yet to come.

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