October 31st, 2012

No.10 Musical Chairs

Susie Squire, formerly of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, has made it to No. 10 via DWP and CCHQ – the glamorous brunette will be covering for another glamorous brunette, Gabby Bertin, while she is on maternity leave as Dave’s political spokesman. There also appears to be movements on the new Prime Minister’s Official Spokesman:

Craig Oliver remains the Director of Government Communications…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Someone from TPA , good move.

  2. 2
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Does she have a daughter? Boaz.

  3. 3
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes good move but it still won’t get us out of the EU.

  4. 4
    FFS! says:

    Oh FFS thats all we need to tackle the biggest economic crisis in our lifetime, a bit of glamour. Christ Guido no wonder you were headhunted by the Daily Star.
    FFS !

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Andy Burnham needs a haircut

  6. 6
    Katya says:

    Handy you are breaking my heart.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Is Gabby still single?

    Thought she loved the work so much to even leave her husband.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Osborne’s people have completely surrounded Cameron, when is the takeover?

  9. 9
    Jimmy says:

    TPA tax avoiders at the heart of Camerons Government. No wonder there is no money for our obligations to the EU.

  10. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “Totty watch” and “shaggable” tags, for sure but she’s hardly a heavyweight (in all respects). Bring back Bernard Ingham.

  11. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    She’s up the duff, hence her replacement.

  12. 12
    geewizz says:

    I guess everyone does have their price.

  13. 13
    Cletus Bubba, Tea Party President says:

    White power, my brothers!!! Kill all dem fuckin n*****s!

  14. 14
    Carlton TV says:


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Stop it I’m wetting myself

  15. 15
    Cameron Is a True Europhile says:

  16. 16
    Transparency required says:

    Dear Nigel

    Please update the UKIP website to show us plebs how much you and your cronies have spent – http://www.ukipmeps.org/mypage_16_TR.html

    That is all

  17. 17
    Liam Byrne says:


  18. 18
    Lobby Correspondent says:


    About time…

    Since our favourite contact Gabs has left on maternity leave, there has been an omnishambes in No 10

    I use your column to wish Gabs the best and hope that she will succeed in whatevershe does…she deserves it…

    In the meantime, is this Jean Christophe Gray another French spy? Sounds funny to me…and ni wiki entry either…

    Has he been cleared by MI16 yet?

  19. 19
    Da Inquirer says:

    Jean Christophe Gray ????

    Is he SOUND???

    Looks like a half-cast frog name

  20. 20
    Cameron is a TRUE C*NT with added Vaz to do away with any friction ! says:

    Slippery fucker!

  21. 21
    Le Monde Correspondent says:

    Jean Christophe is taking over as our honourable correspondent from Gabrielle…

    You need to have some class and style in No 10..

  22. 22
    Jimmy says:


  23. 23
    Archer Karcher says:

    Ha, ha, ha, useless Lib-Dim’s trying to start a narrative and failing dismally. You’re fourth and sliding backwards, you useless sellouts. Good riddence.

  24. 24
  25. 25
    Nick CloggedUp says:

    Does he speak Dutch?

  26. 26
    Sure you've got that right dear boy? says:

    PR is Up The Bum

  27. 27
    Boris says:

    This Susie girl has form


    She might give the old lechers in the Lobby a run for their information…

  28. 28
    M says:

    Window dressing ?

  29. 29
    Minto says:

    Gabby Bertin glamorous? She’s got a face like a busted boot.

  30. 30
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Oh look the Lib Dem/ Labour Coalition has begun.

    Heseltine is luvved & adored by the BBC for getting rid of Lady Thatcher.

  31. 31
    jgm2 says:

    Very few women (even young women) seem to be able to carry off the bare shoulders look without looking like some middle-aged woman trying to recapture their youth.

    Susie isn’t one of them.

  32. 32
    Hamish says:

    Give it a rest Hugh J.
    Nicola is more than capable of dealing with this.
    The plain fact is that IF Scotland wanted to be a part of the EU, it would be admitted on the nod.

  33. 33

    Still, much as I like you, jgm2, I would not climb over her to get to you…

  34. 34
    Nothing better to do says:

    Someone from the TPA has sold out is what you mean. Cameron is a big state, tax and spend pseudo socialist.

  35. 35
    JH says:

    Yawn yawn, lines to take, etc, blah.

  36. 36
    Enemy of the State says:

    I just fell in love with Susie.

  37. 37
    Keith Vazeline says:


  38. 38
    Anarchists In Blazers says:

    I agree. No good going on about transparency and not expecting it from your own party. Unfortunately there appears to be two camps a) stop the troughing b) we’re all as bad as each other so that’s ok. Vote A.

  39. 39
    Unfortunate sobriquet says:

    Is that your name or a new hobby?

  40. 40
    M Tucker says:

    The Thick of It ends as the real life version continues. There’s an interesting little but of news Cameron doesn’t know is yet to come.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Ik versta het niet, ik spreek geen Engels. Spreek je Nederlands?

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    He’s ok. Not a frog at all. But like all hmt civil servants, won’t stand up to eu. ..

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