October 30th, 2012

Sofa, So Sad


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I pledge to print more money and piss it away buying your vote.


  2. 2

    Who are these people?


  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Looks like a wake or a self help group, *Geeks anonymous * ?


  4. 3
    The savant says:

    Where. S. adam. Boulton. I. Want to punch him on the. Nose. ……

    In. My. Dreams. ….


  5. 7
    Gonk II says:

    Labour watchwords… Progressive, gestures, DFS


  6. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    I predicted Labour would end up calling on the MFI


  7. 10
    Sarah says:

    I am voting Delingpole.


    • 38
      Miss Principles. says:

      Ukip could avoid any criticism of this type by announcing that their MEP’s elected in the 2014 elections will not attend the EU.
      Anyone from any party who wants to leave the EU could vote UKIP without compromising their loyalties.
      They are already on target to win more MEP seats than Lab or Con.
      No referendum needed if they get enough support.


    • 55
      Anonymous says:

      Ahh. Bless you. Nice to see simple people still make time to vote.


    • 60
      Roger. says:

      Vote UKIP, we have a good candidate.


  8. 12
    Dickie Murphy says:


    • 15
      jgm2 says:

      We should be so lucky.


      • 37
        Snaplegs says:

        It’d be like winning the lottery – I have my fingers crossed because the chances of being allowed to vote to leave the EU are roundabout zero.


      • 63
        T.Ruth says:

        jgm , Are you any relation to Jcb? He,s someone I know who digs holes he can not always get out of and he is good at knocking things down which he is not very good at rebuilding.Ithink you are a heavy ,noisy machine but you have not got an ounce of sensitivity,which is something you are probably quite proud of.


    • 16
      Sarah says:

      Bring it on.

      Back to friendly trading nations it is.

      And dont forget – if you try to restrict British imports into the EU zone after we leave we will knock billions off the German motor industry shares for starters.

      It was inevitable that the mad policy of a single currency without full fiscal and political integration was doomed to fail. They forced the market crisis to seize control of the continent. Now the horrible truth is dawning they are looking for a scapegoat.

      “Dont look here – it was those nasty British people who stopped the glorious project from fully succeeding”.


    • 25
      Action spe@ks louder than words says:


    • 29
      fruitcake says:

      Oh goody.


    • 30
      Nom Dom Nom says:

      Can we have a full refund then?


    • 50
      Sgt Pleb says:

      Wouldn’t that be a bit like being expelled from a shit farm just before harvest?


  9. 13
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    She’s been let out again….Shhhhhh

    Nadine Dorries , the Tory chattering Nimbly backbencher said she supported gay marriage, but claims the issue could cost the Tories four million votes at the ballot box.

    So does that mean Iain Dale will be giving up his membership card if Call Me Privileged reneges on his gay marriage promise. So that will be 4,000,001 lost votes then…..LOL


    • 20
      Sarah says:

      You are not nearly mental enough to be the real Moussa.

      And the spelling, grammar and punctuation is a little too good – not the product of a New Labour education system like the real Moussa McCoy at all.

      How sad or deranged do you have to be to want to emulate a zealous cretin?

      Unless they upped your meds again Moussa, in which case in the new spirit of not mocking the afflicted I apologise.

      Now fuck off.


      • 32
        Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

        Sorry to disappoint, another spilling grimma Nazi who uses profanity….LOL

        Educated exclusively under the reign of “The Witch” ( or as she will soon be known, “The Paedo Hider”.


      • 35
        jgm2 says:

        Educated exclusively under the reign of “The Witch”

        You should ask for your money back.


      • 40
        Fatso watson watch says:



      • 59
        you are ed balls's bum boy says:

        You are such a fucking retard, that you do not even understand what a grammar nazi is.


      • 66
        Sarge says:

        Er, could anyone remind me when learning to spell properly became Na*zi? What world do creatures like you inhabit?


    • 45
      Mid Beds Tory says:

      Mad Nad will lose 2 more votes in Mid Beds – if she votes for so called Gay marriage


  10. 14
    Leon Brittan says:

    Gimme gimme gimme
    A boy after midnight


  11. 22
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    C’mon now, Guido, you know why Ed M wanted to be photographed sitting on a couch in someone’s parlour– it’s for his “street cred” as a “Man Of The People”! “Hi, we’re Labour, not like those fancy-schmancy Tory toffs– we go to people where they live!” Of course, even the shithouse at his mansion is probably twice the size of that parlour, and he MIGHT be feeling just an eentsy bit claustrophobic.


  12. 24
    Quisling says:

    Why do they all have a prayer mat each in the photo?


    • 31
      elfin safety says:

      Trip hazard…or it’s a caption contest to see who can get “rug-munch” in. Electoral working rug-munch


  13. 27
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    How the fuck do you launch a pledge?


  14. 34
    Women's Aid says:

    Someone let one off!


  15. 36
    Fuckwits says:

    All wearing their poppies and it isn’t even November yet.


  16. 42
    Fatso watson watch says:

    poppies, they think that they are supporting opium for the masses


  17. 44
    The Mysterious Oliver Letwin says:

    You ain’t seen me – right?


  18. 46
    the furry fuhrer says:

    Ed wonders why there are prayer mats


  19. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Guido. Get a life you sad pathetic little right wing bigot. The only thing sad about this s that you have nothing better to do with your time.


  20. 57
    Ded Ed says:

    You don’t launch a pledge – you make a pledge. It’s that simple.

    Fucking retard.


  21. 61
    Albert hall says:

    The Corby donkeys will still vote for him, too dumb to know any better.


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