October 30th, 2012

Sofa, So Sad


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I pledge to print more money and piss it away buying your vote.

  2. 2

    Who are these people?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Looks like a wake or a self help group, *Geeks anonymous * ?

  4. 4
    The savant says:

    Where. S. adam. Boulton. I. Want to punch him on the. Nose. ……

    In. My. Dreams. ….

  5. 5
    K.VAZOLINE says:

    Where’s this ‘One Asian’ he keeps banging on about ?

  6. 6

    What yet another sex scandal?

  7. 7
    Gonk II says:

    Labour watchwords… Progressive, gestures, DFS

  8. 8
    jgm2 says:

    By ‘pledges’ does he mean some kind of weird initiation ceremony into a fraternity. Are these fuckers about to get hazed?

    I hope they have to walk about with ‘Fuckwit’ nailed to their forehead.

  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    I predicted Labour would end up calling on the MFI

  10. 10
    Sarah says:

    I am voting Delingpole.

  11. 11
    Sarah says:

    You have already stolenfuture tax money from those who cannot complain – the unborn future generations.

    A new low for Labour and neo socialism – stealing from the unborn to buy votes today.

  12. 12
    Dickie Murphy says:

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    She’s been let out again….Shhhhhh

    Nadine Dorries , the Tory chattering Nimbly backbencher said she supported gay marriage, but claims the issue could cost the Tories four million votes at the ballot box.

    So does that mean Iain Dale will be giving up his membership card if Call Me Privileged reneges on his gay marriage promise. So that will be 4,000,001 lost votes then…..LOL

  14. 14
    Leon Brittan says:

    Gimme gimme gimme
    A boy after midnight

  15. 15
    jgm2 says:

    We should be so lucky.

  16. 16
    Sarah says:

    Bring it on.

    Back to friendly trading nations it is.

    And dont forget – if you try to restrict British imports into the EU zone after we leave we will knock billions off the German motor industry shares for starters.

    It was inevitable that the mad policy of a single currency without full fiscal and political integration was doomed to fail. They forced the market crisis to seize control of the continent. Now the horrible truth is dawning they are looking for a scapegoat.

    “Dont look here – it was those nasty British people who stopped the glorious project from fully succeeding”.

  17. 17
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    ….indeed. Ive heard that rumour too. Along with PL and MP…Oh dear !!!!!

  18. 18
    Spe@king Cock says:

    What time is it when the big hand touches the little hand? Bedtime

  19. 19
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    …are you referring to Warsi, the one who is STILL a Minister !!!!

  20. 20
    Sarah says:

    You are not nearly mental enough to be the real Moussa.

    And the spelling, grammar and punctuation is a little too good – not the product of a New Labour education system like the real Moussa McCoy at all.

    How sad or deranged do you have to be to want to emulate a zealous cretin?

    Unless they upped your meds again Moussa, in which case in the new spirit of not mocking the afflicted I apologise.

    Now fuck off.

  21. 21
    Bill says:

    Labour 25?

  22. 22
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    C’mon now, Guido, you know why Ed M wanted to be photographed sitting on a couch in someone’s parlour– it’s for his “street cred” as a “Man Of The People”! “Hi, we’re Labour, not like those fancy-schmancy Tory toffs– we go to people where they live!” Of course, even the shithouse at his mansion is probably twice the size of that parlour, and he MIGHT be feeling just an eentsy bit claustrophobic.

  23. 23
    Mr I M Notsojollie says:

    Is that Mr Milipede??????????????????????/

  24. 24
    Quisling says:

    Why do they all have a prayer mat each in the photo?

  25. 25
    Action spe@ks louder than words says:

  26. 26
    Mr I M Notsojollie says:

    Where’s Teflon B’Liar and Doc Gordy McRuin-Bruin chivvying up the faithful… or would that be too Albatross like, the dead hand of Old Nu Liarbor hanging around like Gargoyles from the past….!!

  27. 27
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    How the fuck do you launch a pledge?

  28. 28
    jgm2 says:

    Nail them to a raft and leave them on the FDR.

  29. 29
    fruitcake says:

    Oh goody.

  30. 30
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Can we have a full refund then?

  31. 31
    elfin safety says:

    Trip hazard…or it’s a caption contest to see who can get “rug-munch” in. Electoral working rug-munch

  32. 32
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Sorry to disappoint, another spilling grimma Nazi who uses profanity….LOL

    Educated exclusively under the reign of “The Witch” ( or as she will soon be known, “The Paedo Hider”.

  33. 33
    jgm2 says:

    PL and MP? Name names instead of speaking in riddles.

  34. 34
    Women's Aid says:

    Someone let one off!

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    Educated exclusively under the reign of “The Witch”

    You should ask for your money back.

  36. 36
    Fuckwits says:

    All wearing their poppies and it isn’t even November yet.

  37. 37
    Snaplegs says:

    It’d be like winning the lottery – I have my fingers crossed because the chances of being allowed to vote to leave the EU are roundabout zero.

  38. 38
    Miss Principles. says:

    Ukip could avoid any criticism of this type by announcing that their MEP’s elected in the 2014 elections will not attend the EU.
    Anyone from any party who wants to leave the EU could vote UKIP without compromising their loyalties.
    They are already on target to win more MEP seats than Lab or Con.
    No referendum needed if they get enough support.

  39. 39
    Fatso watson watch says:


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    Fatso watson watch says:


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    Fatso watson watch says:


  42. 42
    Fatso watson watch says:

    poppies, they think that they are supporting opium for the masses

  43. 43
    Jimmy says:

    Is the anti Cameron feeling worse there than it is here?

  44. 44
    The Mysterious Oliver Letwin says:

    You ain’t seen me – right?

  45. 45
    Mid Beds Tory says:

    Mad Nad will lose 2 more votes in Mid Beds – if she votes for so called Gay marriage

  46. 46
    the furry fuhrer says:

    Ed wonders why there are prayer mats

  47. 47
    Tam Crooze says:

    MFI? Mission Force Impossible?

  48. 48

    Andy Sawford’s by-election pledges

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole

    Nah not really,

  49. 49
    Ed 'Mongface' Milliband says:

    “We’ll be bringing in millions more ‘migrants’ to change Britain.”

  50. 50
    Sgt Pleb says:

    Wouldn’t that be a bit like being expelled from a shit farm just before harvest?

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Ou live up to your screen name. Fuckwit indeed.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Guido. Get a life you sad pathetic little right wing bigot. The only thing sad about this s that you have nothing better to do with your time.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:


  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    You live up to your name. Fuckwit indeed

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Ahh. Bless you. Nice to see simple people still make time to vote.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Chukas you’re a knob.

  57. 57
    Ded Ed says:

    You don’t launch a pledge – you make a pledge. It’s that simple.

    Fucking retard.

  58. 58
    Balls, Ed says:

    Bollox luv – put the kettle on

  59. 59
    you are ed balls's bum boy says:

    You are such a fucking retard, that you do not even understand what a grammar nazi is.

  60. 60
    Roger. says:

    Vote UKIP, we have a good candidate.

  61. 61
    Albert hall says:

    The Corby donkeys will still vote for him, too dumb to know any better.

  62. 62
    T.Ruth says:

    Is that the rightie clique?

  63. 63
    T.Ruth says:

    jgm , Are you any relation to Jcb? He,s someone I know who digs holes he can not always get out of and he is good at knocking things down which he is not very good at rebuilding.Ithink you are a heavy ,noisy machine but you have not got an ounce of sensitivity,which is something you are probably quite proud of.

  64. 64
    teapot says:

    More F***** Idiots

  65. 65
    Colonel Custer says:

    More Fucking Indians.

  66. 66
    Sarge says:

    Er, could anyone remind me when learning to spell properly became Na*zi? What world do creatures like you inhabit?

  67. 67
    Jimmy Savant says:

    is the anti Jimmy feeling worse there than it is here?

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