October 30th, 2012

Exclusive: Tory Whips “Misinformation and Spin”
Rebels Deny Deal With Labour

As we go to pixel 28 Tory MPs have now signed the rebel amendment calling for the EU budget to be reduced in real terms. One insurgent co-conspirator has passed on to Guido a document produced by the backbench rebels counter-whipping operation, accusing their own party whips of peddling “mis-information and spin” over the vote:

It’s all boiling down to a very difficult day for Dave tomorrow…


87 Comments

  1. 1
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Cutting at home to increase payments to the corrupt EU socialist ponzi scheme – Dave Camerons position stinks.

    Vote UKIP.

    • 6
      V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

      Yes it’s time to get out of the corrupt EU.

      • 41
        Anonymous says:

        I think it can be cut by 20%. Salaries are very high; a lot of their take home pay matches investment bankers. This could be the problem Cameron has, they are like him aren’t they, like the 5% tax cut he gave, he wants to give them a bit more.

        • 56
          Archer Karcher says:

          It can be cut by 100%.

          The EU accounts have not been audited for nearly two decades, billions have been stolen by various Mafia’s or are completely unaccounted for.

          The UK government has a solemn obligation to ensure taxpayer funds are not used for fraud or criminal purposes and any organisation that has un-audited books, must not be in reciept of taxpayers money.

          If the government still send taxpayers money to un-audited, criminal organisations, then they too are accessories to that crime and any subsequent theft.

    • 7
      UKIP.i.am says:

      I can’t see George Young being an effective whipper. Sheep-dogs being herded by a sheep? I can’t see it.

    • 9
      Dave the Traitor says:

      So Dave in this time of austerity cutbacks wants to maintain just two budgets. Foreign aid and EU spending.

      Says it all about Dave that you need to know.

      • 14
        ed martin says:

        plus farm subsidies

      • 19
        Sarah D says:

        I am sorry I voted for David Cameron – I genuinely thought he would put the British taxpayer and people first.

        How very wrong I was – and I wont get fooled again.

      • 29
        Archer Karcher says:

        We will give the EU £13.6 billion net this year, for what?

        Why are we paying an unelected dictatorship, to destroy this country and impose it’s laws on us for?

        There is no benefit to us and there has never been any benefit to us, in being members of the corrupt club of leeches.
        It is purely a political fix, to self enrich the political class and the globalist corporate interests they serve.

        • 44
          Anonymous says:

          We waste £200bn a year on benefits, compared to that £13.7bn is nothing.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Do those on benefits make our laws, order us around like servants or insist we are harmonised into socialist oblivion? As for benefits, that’s another whole ballgame that Call Me Useless has flubbed.

    • 20
      Jimmy says:

      The EU is the future. Dave knows it, which is why he has exactly the same position as Clegg and future Prime Minister Miliband.

      • 23
        Dave apologist says:

        and on that you have his cast iron guarantee.

      • 26
        Peter Kaye says:

        Wrong. Garlic bread is the future.

      • 35
        Archer Karcher says:

        Dictatorship is the future?

        Wrong Jimmy, your anti-humanity religion, socialism, has been down this same road many times before.
        Every time it has always ended the same way in misery, poverty and massive suffering.
        Collectivism does not and can never work Jimmy, one day you may realise it, though you are probably too old to ever understand, just how wrong you are.

        • 48
          Anonymous says:

          Without EU and Humans Rights Law we will end up as dictatorship. We don’t elect PM our elected representatives elect our PM, its the same.

          • Archer Karcher says:

            Err, may I suggest you look at a history book sometime soon?

            I think you will find it was us who took up arms against dictatorships, not on behalf of them. Dictatorship and political extremism, is something our rather more extreme European cousins favour, it has never resonated with the British people.

      • 45
        Mystic Meg says:

        Greek riots are the future.

      • 71
        Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

        Here, here!

  2. 2
    Stan says:

    Taxes up. Austerity abounds in UK PLC yet the Conservative Party wants to stuff an unaccountable, unaudited EU with more of British taxpayers cash?

    Really Dave? Are you feffing mental?

    The EU accounts have not been signed off for decades because of the massive corruption – yet Cast Iron Dave really wants to chuck more taxpayer cash at them?

    • 11
      V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

      The only logical reason for this is bribery. If the unaudited EU funds are being used to bribe our senior politicians how could this be found out? This must be the reason we’re still in the EU.

  3. 3
    Marion the cat says:

    Jesus, you just can’t believe the brass neck of the |EU and the UK complicity.

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Hairy Mary Berry says:

    I think Mr Fawkes needs to take a trip to Strasbourg and Brussels with a few barrels of his finest gunpowder.

    • 28
      Anonymous says:

      Last time it was the Spanish that funded the attempt. Who would pay this time? That is the art of the EU, it is a continuous financial civil war. We all look at each other, and fight, while the rest of the world looks on and laughs.

      Gullible weak career politicians and their diversion crimes. Remember those times in history when we considered emerging undemocratic empires and felt superior. Now we are the one that are failing and are looked on with suspicion and pity.

  6. 8
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Oh what a tangled web we weave,
    When first we practise to deceive!

  7. 10
    Anonymous says:

    This is one of the most well reasoned, well structured and politically astute pieces of writing I have seen produced by a Member of this Government over the last three years. Why is the writer not a minister!

  8. 12
    Time Edinburgh parasites to catch up or fuck off. PAthetic says:

    Labour can jog on. If they were in power they would be paying well over the odds to stay in that shithole called Europe. Insincere political opportunists.

  9. 13
    Leon Brittan says:

    I am NOT a nonce!

    Do I have the face of a nonce?!
    http://www.portalestoria.net/IMAGES%2080/Leon%20Brittan%5B1%5D.jpg

  10. 17
    Pissed off commentator says:

    I dont know what is more annoying. This or the fact that this website is broken and you have to keep changing your name to be able to post anything at all.\

    • 68
      noolamaC says:

      When you post on this blog you must be on message, do not mention Guido’s real name, do not not mention Neo Guido’s real name (everyone knows those anyway), do not mention anything that puts their hero Murdoch and NI in a bad light, do not mention 8i££y, say nice things about Margaret etc do you get the picture. This will not be published still it’s their blog.

  11. 21
  12. 24
    Another year of my life wasted and I am sick of this. says:

    It is all bullshit!

  13. 31
    UKIP convert says:

    oh dear even more dithering & even more duplicity ……….

    who would want to be the PM with these credentials…..

    No doubt the order for loo rolls for No.10 has just been greatly increased

    to cope with yet another crises of there creation……

    Nothing like seeing a strong, clear, forward thinking, alert,

    (mis)administration in action……….

    aka How to lose the 2015 election without really trying ……..what a

    legacy ……..getting to lower its self to the McMental level………

    Keep going CMD you are tobe congratulated !!!

    VOTE >>>>>>>>>> U K I P >>>>>>>>>>> U K I P >>>>>>>>>>>>> U K I P

    • 51
      Shock, horror and awe...some !! says:

      I must just take t..issue here, loo rolls in No.10 ??

      Surely some mistake, my mate at the water board say the sewers are always blocked there,
      it is wet wipes for the political bottoms…. elite :)

      • 55
        UKIP convert says:

        I stand corrected……thank you

        VOTE>>>>>>>>>> U K I P >>>>>>>>>>> U K I P >>>>>>>>> U K I P

      • 73
        Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

        Do the loo rolls still have “Government Property” printed on them? In which case they are more informative than this government ever is.

  14. 36
    keredybretsa says:

    The EU plus all the hangers on, is a corrupt institution. Not only do we have a mass of ‘whatsinnitforme’ MEP’s, officials, lobbyists (who most probably write the laws) and not to forget the top ‘whatsinnitforus’ member nations. Who all line up for their corrupt paybacks, that flow off into the oddest of institutions. Probably the greatest Vanishing Trick we’ve ever seen.

    • 74
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      You could substitute the Palace of Westminster for EU in that post.

  15. 40
    Utopia says:

    Let’s face it, we are all doomed unless there are some serious changes in the way we are governed. MPs should be elected for a 5 year term and all executed on its completion if the books don’t balance.

    • 49
      Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:

      very good sensible solution & make certain its back dated to June 1997 !!

    • 49
      Hang 'em High! REALLY HIGH! (own piano wire supplied) says:

      But executed S L O W L Y – I hope.

    • 54
      Shock, horror and awe...some !! says:

      The EU,EC, EEC books have NEVER balanced :)

    • 75
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      Does that include Maggie. Most of the sacred cows of her regime are now discredited. She’s only got The Falklands to dine out on now.

  16. 46
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    A referendum on the EU is ‘almost inevitable.’

    That’s alright then.

    • 52
      The Slippery Cunt Corporation - or would that be arseholes? says:

      And then you’ll have a party afterwards?

    • 86
      Tony Eden from Eton says:

      By the time you have a referendum the pound will be trading at 95 pence to the Euro .

  17. 47
    The PRick Posing as PM says:

    I’ll tell you rebellious MPs two incontrovertible facts!

    1. The improvement in the UK financial position is solely due to my urging the common people to buy poncey plastic greenhouses!

    2. New York would not be in all this flood trouble if they had installed Wind Farms as I urged them!

    Having thus established my unquestionable Leadership credentials, I now expect you to support me!

    • 53
      Most of UK now says:

      Fcuk off you out of touch to*ff

    • 57
      Shock, horror and awe...some !! says:

      Re New York and the floods I do hope our Mr Hook is ok or at least able to tread water or swim :)

      • 78
        Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

        Seeing how those New Yorkers dropped us in it with Lehmann Brothers and trade deficits with China there is a bit of perhaps biblical revenge in what has happened .

        I for one am not the least impressed by Mick Rumney handing out food parcels to voters.

        I do not trust the guy.

    • 80
      Boris from Henley says:

      I am right behind you .

    • 83
      Bluebottle says:

      I bought a MP2 Convertible once and it failed its MOT because of rust .

  18. 58
  19. 66
    Anonymous says:

  20. 67
    Focusing on what's really really important here says:

    Never mind all this EU malarkey, the real question here is how these so-called rebels hope to be taken even slightly seriously if they’re going to write their briefings in Comic Sans.

    • 79
      Lance Corporal Rastas Smith says:

      THis is the oldest trick in the book .

      When I was serving up the Khyber Pass many moons ago we let Johnny Enemy infiltrate our lines of communication .

      When Johnny had taken the bait we started writing the biggest load of old bollacks imaginable .

      ” Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance ” was a real classic .

  21. 77
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    It is not the amount of the money which matters but what you actually do with it .

    I mean to say if you give 5 million but make 7 million over a couple of years then it is a good deal .

    However if you want to piss it down the wall or give it to some Greeks and Spaniards who will never be able to repay you then you may as well keep the money in your pocket .

    Mr Cameron is a millionaire and has got a first class degree from Oxford in economics so he should now what he is doing .

    I am looking forward to this week’s PMT’s .

    • 84
      Airey Belvoir says:

      It’s only PMT’s when Mad Nad is on the blob and feeling stroppy with Dave. Otherwise, PMQ’s.

  22. 85
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Raised voices have been heard in Downing Street tonight and policemen have been seen moving .

    Remember you heard this first from the Daily Planet


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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