October 29th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


91 Comments

  1. 1
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    What. The. Fuck?

    • 3
      Nullbymouth says:

      Winner

      • 8
        Spode says:

        Greedo owes me £2,000 for two retina implants.

        • 27
          Cub says:

          The BBC owes me a new rectum.

          • Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

            This morning the bBBC have given full coverage of millionarbands latest wheez, and spun out the subject around other ‘news’ items.
            They have also spent a great deal of time talking about how one man might havesaid something another man did not like.

            What they have not done is talked about themselves in relation to the hidden core of shit that is currently the big topic of the day, unlike when the prevent Murdoch setting up a rival broadcasting outlet season was in full swing whereby all its various media tenticals were banging on constantly night and day about some actors geting their phone messages listened to.

          • Anonymous says:

            cBBC.
            IT is British.
            IT is for Brainwashing.
            IT is for Children.

            our brains are not dirty.
            why are we being offered a wash?

          • Pundit Too says:

            The BBC’s odious Caroline Quinn on World at One has just announced that President Obama has cancelled his election itinary to return to Washington. No mention that Romney cancelled his itinary a day ago.
            Bias? What bias?
            When is Jimmy the Red Naughty going on his all expenses paid pilgrimage to the USA to teach the Americans about left wing democracy and bias, and tell the British public how great Obama really is and how Romney is a Moron? – last word speling based on BBC and Liebour left whinge edukasion standerds.

    • 43
      JabbaTheCat says:

      Beat me to it…

  2. 2
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Thtop inthulting Gordon.

  3. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Every Monday morning, I get, in despair because I’m crap at my chosen profession. Then I see Rich and Mark’s work, and realise that it’s not just me.

  4. 6
    ed martin says:

    are cartoonists always overdrawn?

  5. 9
    Guido(I love the Nevis tax regime) says:

    Doesn’t look like Jimmy Savile to me !

  6. 10
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Go on then. I give in – what is the answer to today’s cryptic clue?

  7. 11
    Leverson says:

    I’m on a nice little earner together with the rest of my circus performers.

    The job of the media is to root around in the gutter and expose our corrupt politicians and hypocritical exhibitionist celebrities by whatever means necessary — but I cannot possibly come to that conclusion.

    • 26
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Don’t listen to these Tory politicians your Lordship. The press needs to be severely curtailed, censored and regulated. Exposure of corrupt politicians is not the job of the media, supporting and protecting them is. Might I suggest that you adopt the Russia model of press regulation, it works well, as does everything else in Russia. Boaz.

    • 42
      genghiz the kahn says:

      A nice little earner who managed to ignore the large elephant in the room, a public broadcaster with a monopolistic position in local, national radio and tv, a significant web presence and a history of covering up stories about the misdeeds of its staff over 40 years or more.

    • 69
      Anonymous says:

      No matter what the press does, it is Her Majesty’s Government.
      The government is owned.

  8. 12
    Widescreen2010 says:

    This one really does reach new levels of ‘WTF’.
    Can someone please explain?

  9. 16
    Anonymous says:

    “Newmarket sausages granted European protected status”

    Eric is protecting his larder.

    • 40
      The Rt Hon Baron Hacker of Cockups says:

      Another success to rival my campaign to “Save the British Sausage” which launched my leadership campaign

  10. 17
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not Leon Brittan is it?

  11. 18
    Greychatter says:

    On the side list of links I notice GOD is below George Osbourne and above Gordon Brown.

    Wonder if this is a sign of importance in to-days world?

  12. 19
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Gandalf the Bald?

  13. 20
    M'lud says:

    A clear case of excessive substance abuse over the weekend.

  14. 23
    Phil says:

    Rusbridger appears to have put on weight!

  15. 24
    So many to choose from says:

    So who’s the former high ranking Tory minister from the 80s who the D Star say regularly fiddled kids and whose crimes were covered up by government top brass with threats to the police to stop investigating?

    • 28
      Brittan's Got Talent says:

      Leon Brittan/Simon Cowell – doing G_d’s work – fucking goys up the arse.

    • 44
      noolamaC says:

      Guido wants you to buy the Sunday Star, he says that it is only 90p, and just think of the babe piccies and the footy

  16. 29
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Daddy. Is it true that when you became an MP you swore the Hippocratic Oath?

    No, Darling; Mummy was just saying I have become a swearing hypocritical oaf.

  17. 31
    FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER says:

    “You ain’t seen me right” !

  18. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Jabba the Hutt hired by evil Tory oppressors.

  19. 34
    Grollace says:

    So the entire staff of News-of-World were transformed into a rough handled, wooden mace/club thingmy-bob.
    I had, strangely enough, been wondering what had become of them all.

  20. 35
    Max Cliffraud says:

    My clients are all innocent.

  21. 37
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Well, it is definitely Capt. Mainwaring but what is he doing?

  22. 45
  23. 46
    Spot says:

    Guido, can you please sort out the scripting on this site!!

    • 56
      noolamaC says:

      He will have to get his adoring ace contributor 8i££y to look into it, his moddy botty has gone awry as usual

    • 79
      sticking to the script says:

      use Firefox with ghostery add-on and it sorts it out for you!

  24. 48
    Poker Face says:

    Is it captain Mainwaring?

  25. 53
    Chris Bryant 's underpants says:

    No fat Hunt who claims £7 from the taxpayer as expenses for a fuckin survey is going to tell me what to do .

  26. 54
    nellnewman says:

    Is it Pickles defending freedom of the press against leveson?

  27. 58
    FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER says:

    Last week up in Warrington somebody robbed an unguarded freight train
    netting themselves Ten cases of anti tank mines
    The police have since found seven of the cases leaving three missing
    What bothers me is they are running with the line that the thieves didn’t know what they were stealing
    how can they be so sure that islamists haven’t helped themselves to these unguarded munitions ?

    • 62
      National Socialist says:

      Because the police are very clever.

    • 64

      Good morrow, sir.

      Trust you are exceptionally well. Have you finished your bronze mine escapades for the year or is there still a hole or two you would like to get into? LOL!

      • 65
        FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER says:

        No not quite
        There is a small tight hole hiding behind a little bush i’d like to squeeze into

        • 74
          Quiet Bat Person says:

          Bronze? Tungsten is the Metal of the Day. Ask Germany.

          • That rather misses the point that there was not a Paleolithic period named the Tungsten Age, leaving remains for the modern day enquiring mind, such as FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER, to explore the wonders of when not in his van off to Whitworth or similar delightful spots.

          • noolamaC says:

            They tell me Whitworth’s used to make a good IPA the locals used to swear by it

  28. 61
    Angus says:

    The fucking Beano is making more sense than this Blog!!

  29. 63

    Еrrr? Іs іt clеvеr?

    Dо crоcоdіlеs hаvе lоng rеd tоnguеs? Thе Grееn thіng yоu cаn оnly just sее іs а crоcоdіlе, іsn’t іt? Cаn’t Rіch аnd mаrk drаw а crоcоdіlе аnd sо hаvе tо lеаvе mоst оf іt оut оf thе pіcturе?

    Іs іt Pіcklеs? Оr Rіchаrd Dіmblеby? Оr Bіlly Smаrt?

    І thіnk І’ll stіck tо quаntum mеchаnіcs. Іt’s еаsіеr.

    [F U Mоdbоt!]

  30. 66
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatest umplre says:

    Mr Papagopolos from Coronation Street.

    As with the oft-mentioned-above Captain Mainwaring, played by Arthur Lowe. There’s a theme emerging.

  31. 67
    ed martin says:

    is this Eric Pickles performing as the eclipse of the Sun

    a case of peeing in the Wind?

  32. 68
    Stroppycow says:

    Er…what does it mean exactly??

  33. 78
    I know everything about art, I just don't know which art I lke says:

    Definitely one to hang in the Tate Modern!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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