Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Harold Macmillan says:
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
What. The. Fuck?
Winner
Greedo owes me £2,000 for two retina implants.
The BBC owes me a new rectum.
This morning the bBBC have given full coverage of millionarbands latest wheez, and spun out the subject around other ‘news’ items.
They have also spent a great deal of time talking about how one man might havesaid something another man did not like.
What they have not done is talked about themselves in relation to the hidden core of shit that is currently the big topic of the day, unlike when the prevent Murdoch setting up a rival broadcasting outlet season was in full swing whereby all its various media tenticals were banging on constantly night and day about some actors geting their phone messages listened to.
cBBC.
IT is British.
IT is for Brainwashing.
IT is for Children.
our brains are not dirty.
why are we being offered a wash?
The BBC’s odious Caroline Quinn on World at One has just announced that President Obama has cancelled his election itinary to return to Washington. No mention that Romney cancelled his itinary a day ago.
Bias? What bias?
When is Jimmy the Red Naughty going on his all expenses paid pilgrimage to the USA to teach the Americans about left wing democracy and bias, and tell the British public how great Obama really is and how Romney is a Moron? – last word speling based on BBC and Liebour left whinge edukasion standerds.
Beat me to it…
Thtop inthulting Gordon.
Give us back our £1million.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/miliband-given-1m-by-taxpayer-to-fill-in-blank-sheet-with-policy-ideas-8229896.html
Far more important article than this utter crap by R&M.
The bloody gov pissing our taxes down the drain.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is what they do , don’t you know, what, what.
It is a revelation to me that the supposedly neutral Electoral Commission is funding the LibLabCon three-branch conglomerate with my taxes.
politicians report to wherever their privileges are coming from. ultimately it is HER majesty’s government. Her business?
Every Monday morning, I get, in despair because I’m crap at my chosen profession. Then I see Rich and Mark’s work, and realise that it’s not just me.
Harsh but fair. I hope no money changes hands for these strange scribblings.
Yes, they pay Guido.
are cartoonists always overdrawn?
Doesn’t look like Jimmy Savile to me !
It’s that sales attendant from Grace Brothers/ Are you being served. What was his name? The old bloke.
Mr Granger.
Grainger.
Go on then. I give in – what is the answer to today’s cryptic clue?
I’m on a nice little earner together with the rest of my circus performers.
The job of the media is to root around in the gutter and expose our corrupt politicians and hypocritical exhibitionist celebrities by whatever means necessary — but I cannot possibly come to that conclusion.
Don’t listen to these Tory politicians your Lordship. The press needs to be severely curtailed, censored and regulated. Exposure of corrupt politicians is not the job of the media, supporting and protecting them is. Might I suggest that you adopt the Russia model of press regulation, it works well, as does everything else in Russia. Boaz.
A nice little earner who managed to ignore the large elephant in the room, a public broadcaster with a monopolistic position in local, national radio and tv, a significant web presence and a history of covering up stories about the misdeeds of its staff over 40 years or more.
You are not talking about News International group are you?
Which NI’s national or local radio station can you listen too?
I don’t listen to any of them, only watch tv for 2 hours, more tv channels more unmitigated rubbish
Quite. And we feel the NI tax everyone has to pay is an outrage to humanity.
No matter what the press does, it is Her Majesty’s Government.
The government is owned.
This one really does reach new levels of ‘WTF’.
Can someone please explain?
Dont bother going there, but check out this one the EU membership
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20074672
About time the UKexit bandwagon started rolling, eh Ed?
+ Many billions
When do we want it – NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?
We didn’t need one to join, why do we need one to leave? Just elect people willing to get the job done, or kick out those who will not get it done.
“Newmarket sausages granted European protected status”
Eric is protecting his larder.
Another success to rival my campaign to “Save the British Sausage” which launched my leadership campaign
I rather liked those square Eurosausages after my kedgeree.
It’s not Leon Brittan is it?
another Europhile
And a particularly slimy one at that. Not for nothing is he known as ‘slug Brittan’.
On the side list of links I notice GOD is below George Osbourne and above Gordon Brown.
Wonder if this is a sign of importance in to-days world?
Gandalf the Bald?
A clear case of excessive substance abuse over the weekend.
Rusbridger appears to have put on weight!
So who’s the former high ranking Tory minister from the 80s who the D Star say regularly fiddled kids and whose crimes were covered up by government top brass with threats to the police to stop investigating?
Leon Brittan/Simon Cowell – doing G_d’s work – fucking goys up the arse.
Guido wants you to buy the Sunday Star, he says that it is only 90p, and just think of the babe piccies and the footy
Daddy. Is it true that when you became an MP you swore the Hippocratic Oath?
No, Darling; Mummy was just saying I have become a swearing hypocritical oaf.
I thought all mps had to sign the hypocritical oat, after all it goes with the job
Oats are for cattle and Scottish peasants.
Does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy…..
OK hands up I missed the “h” as Ballsy would, “So What”
“You ain’t seen me right” !
Your,e dead Freddie.
Jabba the Hutt hired by evil Tory oppressors.
So the entire staff of News-of-World were transformed into a rough handled, wooden mace/club thingmy-bob.
I had, strangely enough, been wondering what had become of them all.
My clients are all innocent.
We can’t be expected to remember who we knobbed 40 years ago !
I don’t think Stringfellow would be able to, a few years ago he bragged about a 1,000
Well, it is definitely Capt. Mainwaring but what is he doing?
Don’t tell him Pike!
Werrre dooooomed ah tell ye,dooomed.
Goldfinger?
Stinkfinger ?
Guido, can you please sort out the scripting on this site!!
He will have to get his adoring ace contributor 8i££y to look into it, his moddy botty has gone awry as usual
use Firefox with ghostery add-on and it sorts it out for you!
Is it captain Mainwaring?
More like Private Pike
No fat Hunt who claims £7 from the taxpayer as expenses for a fuckin survey is going to tell me what to do .
Is it Pickles defending freedom of the press against leveson?
Can you think of anyone in the HoC who even approaches his size Nell
It is the highly-subsidised House of Commons food.
Last week up in Warrington somebody robbed an unguarded freight train
netting themselves Ten cases of anti tank mines
The police have since found seven of the cases leaving three missing
What bothers me is they are running with the line that the thieves didn’t know what they were stealing
how can they be so sure that islamists haven’t helped themselves to these unguarded munitions ?
Because the police are very clever.
Good morrow, sir.
Trust you are exceptionally well. Have you finished your bronze mine escapades for the year or is there still a hole or two you would like to get into? LOL!
No not quite
There is a small tight hole hiding behind a little bush i’d like to squeeze into
Bronze? Tungsten is the Metal of the Day. Ask Germany.
That rather misses the point that there was not a Paleolithic period named the Tungsten Age, leaving remains for the modern day enquiring mind, such as FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER, to explore the wonders of when not in his van off to Whitworth or similar delightful spots.
They tell me Whitworth’s used to make a good IPA the locals used to swear by it
The fucking Beano is making more sense than this Blog!!
Yup. but is it as funny
Еrrr? Іs іt clеvеr?
Dо crоcоdіlеs hаvе lоng rеd tоnguеs? Thе Grееn thіng yоu cаn оnly just sее іs а crоcоdіlе, іsn’t іt? Cаn’t Rіch аnd mаrk drаw а crоcоdіlе аnd sо hаvе tо lеаvе mоst оf іt оut оf thе pіcturе?
Іs іt Pіcklеs? Оr Rіchаrd Dіmblеby? Оr Bіlly Smаrt?
І thіnk І’ll stіck tо quаntum mеchаnіcs. Іt’s еаsіеr.
[F U Mоdbоt!]
It could be a T. Rex, Cat
Mr Papagopolos from Coronation Street.
As with the oft-mentioned-above Captain Mainwaring, played by Arthur Lowe. There’s a theme emerging.
Is it a case of yearning for the early 1960′s Coronation Street? Desperate
is this Eric Pickles performing as the eclipse of the Sun
a case of peeing in the Wind?
Er…what does it mean exactly??
Definitely one to hang in the Tate Modern!
I think its my mate Fatty Pickles.