October 28th, 2012

Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

In the column this week:

  • Find out how Andrew Marr judges a successful week.
  • Balls loses the argument and changes his tune.
  • They pretend otherwise but we have proof the Tories are worried about UKIP.
  • Pompey Penny’s whip-round.
  • Chris Bryant is out of touch with Labour voters.

Just 90p in newsagents…


364 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    i am a cretin

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Ok, looks interesting this week, will part with 90 English pence for it.

  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Off to Asda shortly; will part with some coppers for the Observer. The thought of contributing to a pornographer’s coffers by buying the Star is nearly as bad as telling S@vile jokes.

  4. 4
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Is the Star’s front page just regurgitating the rumours about Kenny or have they found another fiddie kidler in Thatcher’s coterie? Let’s get the woman on oath. And no Margaret Moran defence either.

  5. 5
    Dick the Prick says:

    When Savile was cremated his ashes were popped into an etchascetch so kiddies could twiddle his knob – ya prurient ejeet.

  6. 6
  7. 7
    Aunty Matter says:

    Sure, once all the fuckers at the BBC and Nu Labia like Harman have told the truth

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    who is not a paedo? blairites? thatcherite’s? royalists? IRA? the roman catholic church.
    the list is end.less of
    those who are not.
    in a material.
    world.

  9. 9
    Fruitbat says:

    From what I hear, he was only two sexual offences away from the Catholic Church giving him his own parish.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    let’s not be high.n.mighty.
    learn to co.exist,
    be stoic. eat, pray, love.

  11. 11
    B leever says:

    Maggie,Maggie,Maggie. Court,Court,Court.

  12. 12
    Comrade Moussa Koussa pet meerkat = enemy of the people says:

    Asda, the UK arm of the hated exploiters Walmart? The Observer? Supporters of child labour sweat shops? And you rail against soft porn? Your priorities are seriously f*kked up MKpm, you need serious re-education comrade.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    everyone tells an element of the truth. an overall truth comes from all this. we need to build. and hence co.exist. everyone makes a contribution.

    question is, low grade truth.
    or something else.
    it’s called class. we can be classy.

  14. 14
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Hows’about young Tom Driberg and Harold Wilson. Gives a new meaning to youthful face-cream dunnit….

  15. 15
    Comrade Moussa Koussa pet meerkat = enemy of the people says:

    Pray?

    Are you an intellectual dwarf? Religion is more poisonous than politics and has killed far more too.

  16. 16
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Can you keep your knickers on long enough now?

  17. 17
    socialist imbecile says:

    Quite right, let’s get Fatcher in court, let’s torture the old senile cow. After all she shut all the mines down didn’t she? Luckily after her we got thirteen years of Labour and they re-opened them all, right?

  18. 18
    Tsunami Watch says:

    “Let justice be done though the heavens fall.”

  19. 19
    Dick the Prick says:

    With so many churches shutting down – he could have had his own Bishoprick….hmm…errr….bless you my child!

  20. 20
    Dick the Prick says:

    To be fair, Will Hutton in the Observer is pure comedy gold and God alone knows what Katherine Bennett (John Humphries’ lefty bint) is on but it ain’t tea, Vicar.

  21. 21
    LibLabCon noncers says:

    You party tribalists might want to throw mud at each other, but to normal people it just confirms how utter sh1te all your parties are. Your parties have hopelessly compromised this country. No wonder it appears we are no longer a sovereign nation any more.

  22. 22
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes but you’re a wealthy cretin just like Ed Multimillionaireband.

  23. 23
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck me Esther Rantzen and bummer Bradshaw on TV again praising the BBC. I haven’t seen ONE person on TV actually giving the BBC a kicking.

    Just shows the fear that the BBC manages to cast across the media. Fuck with the BBC and you won’t get another job.

    I often wonder who did murder Dr David Kelly.

  24. 24
    Anon Anon etc says:

    Now brighten up your day with british humour , which may not be PC correct

    but is bloody funny & sums up what’s happened in Bli*ar Brown & Cam*eron

    gover*nments

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    blairities have won in a material world.

  26. 26
    Ernestine Tentions says:

    I think that you might have a bit of an argument about that. But then, politics pretty much always infects religion and vice versa.

  27. 27
    Anon says:

    The Beeb will appreciate your support for one of its house newspapers

    as well as your continued contributions to all the B*B*C has to offer,

    as it caters for all types of depr*avity without challenge & has done for

    the last 40+ years !!!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    ah yes.
    the passion of fierce emotion.
    organised religion is like any other organisation but with more inherent danger. There i agree. when freedom go unscrutinised…the queen for instance is the person that the prime politician reports to. confesses too.

  29. 29
    bunga says:

    Patten states he was proud when he joined the BBC “praised for its values”

    I am a fat bastard in the west midlands, who eats whatever is reduced at the Co-Op, always looking out what is new from Ginsters

    i am probably as from the metropolitan ideal as you can get, but even I knew in my comprehensive educated brain that the BBC are filth.

    The BBC are filth because they lie about virtually everything they report on or commission

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    They have the nerve to call the conservatives the “nasty” party !

  31. 31
    bonga says:

    BBC = Lying Filth

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    We got 13 years of NuLab traitors.

    Rest easy, after regime change the arrests, torture, and executions for treason will not be confined to that evil, senile old bitch.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    I agree with you, but for petes sake eat a few vegetables love !

  34. 34
    so true says:

    and none of these liblabcon wankers yet understand that the country is falling to pieces because of them far less do they have any conception of what that means wwill be happening to them – it’ll make great TV though, especially in colour

  35. 35
    Have you seen the price of yoghurt lately ? says:

    The Co-op – that’s where you’re going wrong. If food is reduced there it just might be have come down to the price that you would pay anywhere else.
    Besides, why do you choose to fund Liebor via the back door ?

  36. 36
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Andrew Marr gets to the bottom of magic knickers.

  37. 37
    Have you seen the price of yoghurt lately ? says:

    (Aimed at 27 – missed.)

  38. 38
    Fluffy the Destroyer says:

    But don’t forget to spit out the wheelchairs.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    we can take the country back. we can make it different. but you have to want it. and then your friend have to want it and then. the rest is well, actually, history or of hsitorical interest. A bit like that’s how things used to be.

  40. 40
    Sid Snot says:

    I reed the star evry day

  41. 41
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Holly, 23, of Hove is rather good, too:

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/14809/HollyGasson/

  42. 42
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Can’t all afford to shop at John Lewis / Waitrose / Debenhams you know.

  43. 43
    A morning cloud in Jersey says:


    Sailor Ted’s stately home is to close, due to lack of interest.

    Comments make interesting reading.

  44. 44
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    They lie as if they were ON commission– so many quid per lie, so they must keep output and sales high.

  45. 45

    Thоugh thе Dаіly Stаr оn Sundаy mаy bе оf ruddy tоp
    Thаt shоuld nоt lеt thаt fооl yоu іt іs а sоcіаlіstіc sоp
    But іf yоur tаstеs аrе sеrіоus, аs mіnе sоmеtіmеs аrе а bіt,
    Yоu wаnt mоrе mеntаl stіmulаtіоn thаn а plаstіcаtеd tіt
    Аnd аs yоu scоur thе pаgеs fоr thе flоw оf mаrkеt* trеnds
    (*Аnd І nеаrly trіppеd thе brutе thаt wоuld gіvе my pоst thе bеnds)
    Yоu rеаlіsе, оf thіs оrgаn, whіlst gеttіng rаthеr hоt:
    Іn truth Dіе Frаnkfurtеr Аllgеmеіnе Zеіtung, іt іs nоt.

  46. 46
  47. 47
    What a plonker. says:

    It was Scargill who helped to shut down most of the mines.

  48. 48

    Now you don’t see them … now you can’t?

  49. 49
  50. 50
    Rev. Jack Hackett (RC) says:

    That would be an ecumenical matter.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Most parts of the tree are toxic, except the bright red aril surrounding the seed, enabling ingestion and dispersal by birds.

    This is the description of Operation YewTree.
    Headed by the police. into Savile.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    good,
    the idea of mine.
    is rubbish.
    the idea that anything is ours.
    seems
    to
    be
    a
    total total

  53. 53
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I’ll have some of what you’re sniffing.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    on commision. on tablets. On time. on budget.
    they get paid by the amount of fiddle per minute.

  55. 55
    The Labour Party says:

    It started in America

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Its not the back door. The Co-Op party is the up-front creature of the purchasing power of a banking and retail conglomerate. People complain about cash for questions and let the Co-op exist? We wouldn’t tolerate a ‘Virgin Media Party’ or a ‘Barclay’s bank Party’, so why the hell do we put up with the -Co-operative Party? The whole fetid gang should be slung out of Parliament and put on trial for corruption.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Patten is hiding behind trust.
    the biggest joke is an organisation which says Trust me.
    The truth is always always in plain site.
    and sight. your choice should you wish to remove the veil of ro.man.ce from our bleary eye.s. The emotion of romance can be framed within our grounded reality. our future reality can be betteer than our past reality, it seemingly always is.

  58. 58
    Sand Shore timing is Barry's Big Headache. says:

    Full moon= Spring tides.
    Hurricane Sandy = Storm surge and Inland Fooding.

    If Sandy goes inland South of New York just before High water the New York subway will flood.

    It’s all a matter of timing.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    My mum’s Co-op number was 16996 and she got her divi every year

  60. 60
    Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday says:

    “Hello Mr Roberts”, the police officer said to me, “It’s just a quick call to let you know that we’ve arrested a 70’s Glam Rock legend in connection with the statement you made about Jimmy Savile.”

    “What the dog and duck did you do that for me old china?” I replied, “All I said was that he took me up the Gary Glitter”.

  61. 61
    PC Plodders says:

    Now look here Bonga — Lying Filth R US — OK — Got the message — Otherwise we might need to check your tax disc — Know what I mean?!!

  62. 62

    Harriet Harman demands media regulation.

    What a good idea! It could be run by the BBC.

  63. 63
    bonga says:

    How about getting Gordon Brown’s brother involved

  64. 64
    Jimmy says:

    Is the Thatcher Paedo front page a new story or one of the ones we already know?

  65. 65
    Boy George says:

    Man attempts to land helicopter in crowd of intoxicated teens at rave… http://drudge.tw/PA3Yxz

  66. 66

    Just how clean was his house?

  67. 67
    bonga says:

    What is all this about Co Op Labour?

    I am off to Waitrose

  68. 68
    Sir Peter Morrison - best mates with Thatcher says:

    We, in the Con Party, are a bunch of psycho nonces.

    – – – Sent from my iPhone beyond the grave – – -

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    our brains are not suited to living.
    too easy to get and be washed.
    in our brains.
    in praise of feeling wisdom. we have been brain washed by organised structures to respect the brain. the problem is one of control, wanting it and needing it.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    does co.op enable un co.op activity?

  71. 71
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    Even I wouldnt have Richarad Desmond around to dinner

    MAO? Yes !

  72. 72
    No one in particular says:

    Gone upmarket from Tescos?

  73. 73
    BBC Disinfotainment Commissioning Team says:

    Boyle, is that you? We’re loving it! (P.S. fancy a new contract?)

  74. 74
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    just been watching the indian grand prix…………

    im sure i saw an off licence on one of the corners

  75. 75
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    Even our host will tell you that Conservative HQ is riddled with g&ayers

    Far more knob jockeys than even the LibDems

    And we all know that most of those with an interest in backdoor action tend to prefer “chickens”

  76. 76
    Tongdean says:

    She used to live next door to us and we never got any daylight in our garden when she was sunbathing.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    I will not but thing about the Maggie minister, if correct, would be explosive, especially if he/she/it is still alive

  78. 78
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    You have been away far too long
    its now Sri Lankans , easy to spot they have rounded noses and darker than a n(&%rs ar%sehole

  79. 79
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Best piece yet re Savile & BBC (via Andrew O’Hagan for LRB) http://tinyurl.com/9a36b33

  80. 80

    ♪♫ You’ve either got or you haven’t got style ♪♫

  81. 81
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    I call that a result

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Did JS get involved with Roman Catholic kids charities, if so, that will open up a whole new can of worms.

  83. 83
    Sir WW says:

    They called her Holly because she had so many…..

  84. 84

    Young man, this is a devilish contraption. You can’t deceive it – so don’t try.

  85. 85
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    And the knorr ad says ” its a great piece of meat”

    I agree

  86. 86
  87. 87
    Sir WW says:

    A bloke called Croissant is bound to be a bit flaky.

  88. 88
    Wanna Bet? says:

    Late October is the time of year for Wall St crashes. When the NYC subways flood, it occurs in Lower Manhattan, right where Wall St is located. If Wall St crashes this week, will the usual gang of Lefties blame it on the storm knocking out the subways, and say it was all caused by greedy capitalists and global warming? The usual correlation-is-causation tenuous logic at work? They’ll think they’re getting a “two-fer” here!

  89. 89
    ÁC1 says:

    She’s a Chav-faced fatty.

  90. 90
    Ted heath child rapist says:

    At least some are Christians
    unlike the elephant worshippers or kiddie fiddler followers

    If I ran the UK border Agency I would have a colour chart at check out
    If you dont match a certain shade you dont get in
    I have shares in a sunblock manufacturer

  91. 91
    questions and answers says:

    So, is it true, as The Mail on Sunday seems to be hinting, that alleged closet-gayboy, Willie Hague knew all about Peter Morrison MPs paedo abuse of kids in care homes, and did sod all about it?

    Is there a paedo ring operating at the top level of the Tory party?

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Can you remember the raven (represents the Russian Orthodox Church) in Animal Farm, when the animals overthrew Jones, the raven disappeared but when the pigs rose above the animals, so that the animals could not tell the difference between the pigs and the farmers, the raven suddenly reappeared.

  93. 93
    ??? says:

    See todays Mail, seems that W illiam H ague may have known about P eter M orrisons sordid activities at Welsh childrens homes, and turned a blind eye.

  94. 94
    Sir WW says:

    ……she said, pulling a Rabbit out of a hat.

  95. 95
    Backwoodsman says:

    co-op = bunch of anti-hunting nonces, selling the worst quality food you can possibly buy.

  96. 96
    ÁC1 says:

    Sockpuppetting seems to be a form of Capital punishment.

  97. 97
    Nothing else better to do. says:

    SALLY BERCOW = YELLOW CRABS

  98. 98
    Man in a Hat says:

    I had literally no idea that there was a hierarchy of supermarkets until recently. I just used to go into the one that was nearest. Now that you mention it there is definately more top totty in Waitrose.

  99. 99

    There was some splendid insight afforded in the late Viv Stanshall’s answerphone message which said If you’re going to say anything filthy, please speak clearly.

    In my case, I wish they would punctuate and capitalise where appropriate and use correct grammar and syntax if they are going to purport to be me.

  100. 100
    Educator says:

    …’sight’, old chap. But we know it’s not your fault. It’s just the collapse of eduction over the last 40 years.
    See:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/9638334/Williams-F1-struggling-to-find-recruits-with-maths-skills.html

  101. 101
    Educator says:

    ..education..!!!!

  102. 102
    Poet Laureate's Vetting Committee says:

    No, sorry.

    It doesn’t rhyme.

  103. 103
    Get a Grip says:

    Let me get this straight. A Tory used to have sex with 16 year old boys. Later, Parliament decided that having gay sex with 16 year old boys was perfectly ok.
    So now this same Tory is to be vilified for doing something now legal which was then illegal.
    My question is therefore, are prominent gay people who had gay sex with anyone before legalisation in 1967 (or 1980 in the People’s Republic of Scotland) going to be similarly vilified?
    Top Watson, I think we should be told.
    There are dreadful cynical people who seem to think that Watson’s question was meant to deflect attention away from the behaviour and culture of those twin Socialist Shibboleths, the NHS and BBC.

  104. 104
    Baby boomer says:

    12505 here, and mum says I want a milk white please.

  105. 105

    The ones at the Co-op generally look as if they were made in the days when meat was cheap.

  106. 106
  107. 107
    Universal Hiss says:

    I know I was not supposed to laugh,according to the PC brigade, but I did.

  108. 108

    Rather too monosyllabic don’t you think, sockpuppet?

  109. 109
    Universal Hiss says:

    My local Co-Op is frequented by the poorest in the area but it’s the most expensive.

    Go figure.

  110. 110
    what about his gang? says:

    I see that Gary Glitter has once again been thrown to the lions, in the hope no doubt that it will deflect attention from those who really matter.

  111. 111

    I am amazed he had enough dough for a helicopter.

  112. 112
    me, myself and monica says:

    SC has finally flipped.

  113. 113
  114. 114
    Jimmy Glitter says:

    I’m a paedo, a paedo, a paedo of the pack I am.

  115. 115

    The person who is trying to be me has flapped.

  116. 116
    Universal Hiss says:

    I can tell this is you as your name is in grey on my screen. The imposters are black.

    Is it because I’ve clicked on your name in the past?

    I’m a computer idiot so I don’t know about these things.

  117. 117
    jimmy the door... says:

    good article…reveals only the beginning of the scale no doubt

  118. 118
    better not going to specsavers says:

    You should see the ones in Kwiksave.

  119. 119
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Watson, in his own way, is just as vile as Savile.

  120. 120
    Get a Grip says:

    Schrodinger’s Cat, are you simultaneously real and not real?
    Sorry, sometimes I just can’t help myself.

  121. 121

    Everything about Labour goes in by the back door.

  122. 122
    Universal Hiss says:

    Forgot to say Sir Henry At Rawlinson’s End is still one of the funniest,maddest films ever made.

  123. 123
    Baby boomer says:

    Non sliced.

  124. 124
    want to be in my gang bang ? says:

    predictably the first call for plod…easy pickings…the other 11 are the interesting bit

  125. 125
    me, myself and mr floppy says:

    Are you sure it’s you haven’t flopped?

  126. 126
    nommedaploom says:

    grip harder….when the top gets bright red whack it with the mallet..really hard…wait for reaction…if muted hit it again

  127. 127
    Universal Hiss says:

    Quite.

    Look at the vileness heaped on Alan Turing at that time.

  128. 128

    There are two colours for highlighting those with their own sites. The blue is where you have not clicked before and the grey is where you have.

    Someone else has posted as me below as they put my site name in. It is pretty pathetic as they can’t then manage to sound like me.

    I only had a site under extreme reluctance as our host once insisted on it for a while, around the last general election.

    BTW I’m a computer idiot too!

  129. 129

    To be honest I am very worried about my libido.

    I first discovered it seven times last night and five more this morning but all the other times were OK.

  130. 130
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Spot on. It was so abvious Gliiter would be the first to be arrested.

  131. 131
    ÁC1 says:

    Ignorance of IT should be an opportunity to learn.

    OTOH I’ve got a degree in computing maths, started programming when I was 11, run my own computing business, and I’m STILL learning.

  132. 132
    local vet says:

    must have been the extra hour that did it pussy…either that or watching too much roger rabbit

  133. 133
    ÁC1 says:

    So…

    The BBC manages to purge nearly all non-left-wingers but keeps paedophiles…

  134. 134
    ÁC1 says:

    So…

    The BBC manages to purge nearly all non-left-wingers but keeps p43dophiles…

  135. 135

    Wittgenstein, Keynes, Turing, all the Cambridge Apostles were fairies.

  136. 136
    Meanwhile in Grauniadland says:

    A free press is not very popular with Grauniad website visitors. In their online poll, as of 2.56 pm, 83% (and rising) want statutory regulation, and only 17% want a free press.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2012/oct/28/leveson-inquiry

  137. 137
    ÁC1 says:

    People don’t want the country back, they’ve been told not to care in school, and to enjoy X-Factor and their OPM addiction.

  138. 138

    Quite right about your OTOH, AC1.

    Slightly amended:

    1. A good teacher inspires.

    2. The effect on a child is that he/she is motivated to learn more.

    3. As Wittgenstein said, you need a ladder to get there but when you have you can throw it away. (We don’t need to reinvent the wheel every time we want to use one.)

    4. After that, and with a solid grounding, the maturer individual can question and even reject what he/she has been taught.

    5. His/her experience may be improved/downgraded by such departure from the norm (Darwinism).

    6. Sometimes, one can vary from normative positions and be right but you can still be rejected by your environment (Galileo).

    7. What is regarded as right today is so often regarded as wrong tomorrow. That will probably be reversed in the future – more than once.

    8. Anyone who thinks they have arrived on the academic bus has a rude shock awaiting them. They have only just begun. One must learn every day of your life. The only excuse is death and then it has to be your own.

    9. If I carry on like this there will be a thousand points and I will run out of space. But people might get the picture by now.

  139. 139
    ÁC1 says:

    You don’t think the state running education has anything to do with that do you?

  140. 140
    ÁC1 says:

    The left has always been the parent of fascism.

  141. 141
    Wanna be in Glitter's (prison) gang? says:

    So we’ve had the first celeb arrest. Who’s next?! Grab the popcorn, nachos and dips

  142. 142
    Sir Jimmy So-vile says:

    People who claim I had sex with corpses have made a grave error. I will under take to stop people digging up rumours about me in the hope that I can put a nail in the coffin of these allegations. It’s time for these lies to be buried once and for all, so that I can rest in peace.

  143. 143
    bonga says:

    Watson abuses his own body with pastry based products

  144. 144
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Welcome to Pop of Their Tops.

    When are the surviving production team going to be hauled in for turning a blind eye to the activities of Savile and Gadd?

    BBC still trying hard to pretend that nothing untoward ever took place on their premises, which involved under 16s and BBC staff.

  145. 145
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Tom Driberg knew my father -but not in the Biblical sense.

  146. 146

  147. 147
    The Tory Party says:

    We DO like a nice chicken cottage of a night.

  148. 148
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    First time I’ve heard those jokes TODAY!
    FFS, if it EVER was funny, this sort of joke was worn out yesterday.

  149. 149
    smoggie says:

    Things disappear down there.

  150. 150

    By the way Diane, Thrapston is NOT a village it is a small town. Any English person could tell you that.

  151. 151
    Sir Jimmy So-vile says:

    So you’re saying those jokes should just be buried?

  152. 152
    smoggie says:

    Another fun filled Sunday for Moosey.

  153. 153

    Vos loquimur ad plankton.

  154. 154

    Use your own Website.

    Caught you out!

  155. 155
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Tom Driberg knew my father.

  156. 156
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The bag says bour, surely a spelling mistake, it should read bore.

  157. 157
    Tom Driberg says:

    Wanna bet?

  158. 158
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Perhaps motormouth Abbot might like to comment on John Cruddas and his inability to insure and tax his car.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20102813

  159. 159
  160. 160
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Viv Stanshall R.I.P. Sadly missed.

  161. 161
    I don't need no doctor says:

    We should all undertake not to continue.

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    why is it when we sully another’s mind…it is called washing the brain.
    to wash is to clean.
    brain.washing cleans the mind, or actually the opposite. we have been played.

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    local vet says:

    socialist ugly fat …what an unlucky combination

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Surely Harman is the abour motoring correspondent.

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    And caught you here too!

    Posting and then answering yourself!

    
    

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    labour not abour.

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    That is because they are independent which means they don’t have to listen. Ever.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    ppl have been told loads, direct and indirect. head.on and subtly.
    free will exists, ppl do what they wish.
    who are we to judge,

  169. 169
    Dave's Cat says:

    John Cruddas’ wife, Anna Mary Healy, Baroness Healy of Primrose Hill works for Harriet Harman.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    what activities? He may have visited a couple of times. Perhaps up to no good but without witnesses you haven’t got anything except insinuation. Especially as he was already dead so couldn’t be questioned without a damn seance. This story is a re-hash of crap that has been in the public domain for years, conveniently, to deflect people from the BBC crisis. All of the London media will be dragged in as the papers should be asked why the hell they never did an expose of what Savile and many other Beeboids were doing, even though it was common knowledge in London media circles.

  171. 171

    Clearly there will be a rush for Garry Glitter costumes at Harlequin costume hire shop in Maidstone. Especially as they have hired out every Jimmy Savile costume they had.

    Like Guildford, another place to steer clear of if looking for property.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is that the BBC’s Nick Robinson with Abbott.

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    Have you found any oil out there yet which we can fry him in?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Prince Harry and Ed Balls already have their orders in for Glitter costumes.

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    Just add embittered and the recipe is complete.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    mod foffs

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    Red Box says:

    Which Bag?

    By the way what is that red thing over her genitalia?

  178. 178
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    They’d miss Jeremy Kyle if they had to walk/get on a bus to Asda?

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waggish Quotations Service says:

    To SC @ 2:19 pm: Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Theodore’s attractive social butterfly daughter and first cousin of the (shall we say) more austere (in looks and temperament) Eleanor, was known to tell her guests (or fellow partygoers), “If you have nothing nice to say about anybody, be sure to sit by me!” She would probably run a blog today, as does a certain portly gentleman with white-streaked dark hair who adheres to the same principle.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    How come we’re on as much as 9% ??

  181. 181
    Joss Taskin says:

    The price tag ?

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    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Immigration is a good thing and the Liberal democrat party have a policy of unrestricted immigration and I certainly have been playing my part. Here in Portsmouth we have taken more than a quarter of all asylum seekers allocated to the south east, proportionately more than any city in the UK:

    http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/portsmouth-takes-quarter-of-south-s-asylum-seekers-1-3548241

    Why you ask? Well there are a number of reasons. My boys have to build blocks of flats for them as they are not supposed to be housed in social housing. The Government pays the rents via the Council and the Council gets paid for it, my boys launder their ill gotten gains through this development, make millions and donate to the Liberal Democrat Party and me and my cohorts in thanks. Finally, all these immigrants vote for me in gratitude, so let us keep bringing them in, giving them furnished properties, BMWs, smartphones etc. After all it’s good for me. Boaz.

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    Anonymous says:

    no worries, we have a playful educator here.
    no one will re.move the veil of seductive ro.mance from us.

    reality is beyond play though we thrive on both the playful and dramatic side of life.

    play like a child and accept the continuation of kiddiefiddle. or we can be more grown up, a teenyweenybit more. teenagers rebel. we perhaps need to be educated
    and trained. To be an adult we need to behave like one.

  184. 184
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    It’s not just the Conservative Party that is full of nonces and I should know. Boaz.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Married to a Baroness, and failed to tax and insure a car? Can you imagine if he’d been a Tory?

  186. 186
    Eric Joyce (Teen Fondler) says:

    Nor just the Tories and LibDems Handy. Boaz.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    attention is the purest and greatest act of generosity. it is always always about quality.

  188. 188
    Ol' Slimy Bin-Liner says:

    Etiam mihi.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    On the till they used to ask ‘cash or credit?’

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Hypocrisy and mendacity….

    https://twitter.com/Old_Holborn/status/261852877545431040

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    Bloomberg Acts says:

    As the decision at long last has been taken to shut down New York’s subway (and trains and buses) are they now able to lock down the system to prevent a storm surge flooding it? It also seems the subway is used to carry a lot of the City’s electricty grid.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20117005

  192. 192
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Shoulda been a caption contest:
    “No, John, I’m not the ‘Abbott’ who confuses that little mong by talking bollocks all the time. I’m the ‘Abbott’ who annoys everybody by talking bollocks all the time. Although seems like I’ve confused you, innit?”

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    Anonymous says:

    Twat.

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    Only Desperadoes Quote Opinion polls says:

    wow! Blair got 43% in ’97. If you believe Cock and Balls are anywhere near that, you need you head examined. The Lib Dems will poll 16% at least in a GE.

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    Gorgon says:

    Serves them right for allowing Jonah Brown to ring the opening Bell the other week.

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    Kebab time says:

    My grandad had many strokes when I was a child until he eventually passed away.

    The hardest part was learning to masturbate without his help.

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    No relation to Dennis says:

    Jon ? You know where you can get him.

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    Anonymous says:

    I trust that Paul Gadd is not going to be the fallguy/scapegoat to cover up the paedo activities of the BBC hierarchy. He is an odious man but he is not alone in this- hope Patten will show no quarter to others who may be implicated.

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    Who the fuck is going to rid us of these predatory paeds? says:

    First celeb?, sorry that passed me by. You cant be refering to Glitter Boy? My question would be ‘how is a convicted bankrupt nonce, living in central London. If plod werre serious about getting this shit wiped from the surface of the earth then all they need to do is look to see who is bankrolling this turd. They wont look because they cant look. Accept it and move on.

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    Legal Beagle says:

    Guido

    I have just seen this recent update of one of your old stories

    http://www.greenpeace.org/international/en/publications/Campaign-reports/Toxics-reports/The-Toxic-Truth/

    So after trying thru the infamous Carter Ruck to muzzle the free press, Trafigura have been fined for criminal behaviour by a Dutch Court

    And more to come…

  201. 201
    Dave the one-term Duty Commissar says:

    Ted Heath always floated my boat, and always under false colours.

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    anonymous says:

    Nazi ones are so yesterday.

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    Microsoft’s digital encyclopedia is madness!

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    Roland Bhutta says:

    He got a bit cut up when his chopper was seized.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Why am I not surprised but they only want regulation of other peoples views.That’s anyone who is not a metrosocialist. Wankers all.

    Its Cifers are very entertaining though.

    I still can’t figure out how quite intelligent people still have any regard for socialism.

    Is it some sort of yet to be discovered mental illness?

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Disaster Preparedness Programmes Service says:

    This is the sort of thing they’re talking about, not “tsunamis” (except for a handful of stations right at the tip of Manhattan, and it would take a record surge there). The system is “flooded” everytime there’s a heavy downpour from a thunderstorm, but that’s an hour’s worth of rain at most, and it’s quickly pumped out (from drainage channels fed by grates in the trackbed). A tropical storm is a day’s worth of the same type of rain. What they’re afraid of is the water coming in faster than it can be pumped out (they do have a pumping system), and flowing down the downhill parts of the system to collect in the tunnels under the River, and possibly knocking out the power rails. If a train were to stall with passengers aboard, it would be hard work evacuating them and of course there would be all sorts of lawsuits. That’s why they’re doing it. They did it in August 2011 for Hurricane Irene with no untoward problems, resuming service about 36 hours later, and they think they’ve got it down to a science now as a result.

    (A tip of the hat to our trainspotting friends in the States who know about such things.)

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Coab – So let’s suppose that not one senior national newspaper journalist is guilty of child abuse either! Hmm that’s a pretty big ask innit?

    The cover ups, cross all boundaries and frontiers – we’re having part 1 at present the slebs – the icing on the cake is going to be the politicians, the police, the judiciary and the City types – basically the Great and the not so Good – who practice the opposite of what they preach. Oh and then there’s Tatchel and his miltiant political mafia boys.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I’ll load the bullets, if that’s o.k.

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    Wotif says:

    what if the storm knocks out the power supplies for the pumps?

  210. 210
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To SC – I will keep it brief “Ignorance of the law is no excuse” and for those in the highest positions of office – MP Lawyer types (Across the HoC) and their bretheren above their guilt is further compounded – because at the “very least” they of all people ‘ought to know the laws’.

    Problem is that them festering legals – run a ‘closed shop’ and do they not like it [Not a lot] when they are challenged?

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    Incapable Vince says:

    DREAM ON !!!


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    Tom the Greek says:

    Then we ask for a bail-out, of course.

  213. 213
    Commissioner Gordon (Miss). says:

    “He had terrible BO and stank of drink…”
    At the Beeb! That’ll require officers with needle and haystack skills.

  214. 214
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It is the ordinary public (The not high profile as Rowan Atkinson mused last week) who need protecting from the excesses of bent journalists pumping for salacious stories to feed their proprietors’ [Media Mongrels] greed. And not forgetting the legal whores who the Media Mongrels use as their ‘attack dogs’ also.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Agree entirely Gordon, and a dangerous cretin at that.

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    Kebab time says:

    Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

    WTF ?????

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    ÁC1 says:

    Convenience food for the lazy.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t you just love Mother Nature; she might give you a drought or two for seven years or so – but she always comes back to rebalance matters – while there are those who try and meddle with her and use her for profiteering ruses. She is indiscriminate and long may she be so.

    Global bloody warming my Rse.

  219. 219
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You do like your puffs don’t you Ken – come on ken cleanse your sole for the hush puppies’ sake?

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    despicable beeb says:

    They really are the top of the pits.

  221. 221
    Not Kebab Time Just Yet says:

    Picture: ‘Jimmy the Beast’ painted on side of Savile’s holiday cottage in Scotland http://www.itv.com/news/story/2012-09-30/jimmy-savile-sexual-abuse-claims/

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    don't like to say we told you so says:

    Since this blog began the BBC has been called by various readers a viperous nest of gay, lefty, pedo cokeheads. I think we should all congratulate ourselves on our prescience. A round of applause.

  223. 223
    The Casablanca Police says:

    It was a tad predictable.

  224. 224
    The Mob says:

    Just because something is legal does not mean that vilification is not an option

  225. 225
    Stoned Kebab Time says:

    The best way to smoke weed is this http://bit.ly/PeTmlT#sp

  226. 226
    bbc viewer says:

    I bloody knew it was all facher’s fault!

  227. 227
    tt says:

    Cost of the high profit games boosting bookmakers’ profits

    Betting shops are to open at 8.30am for the first time on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day at all major chain
    By Sarah Bridge

    He hardly gambled until he was 38, apart from an occasional £2 flutter on the horses.
    But a lunchtime trip to the local bookmaker changed his life. David put £10 into a roulette machine and won £100.

    David (not his real name), now 44, said: ‘I left that shop high as a kite.’

    Thrilled with his easy winnings on the controversial fixed-odds machine, he returned later – and lost his £100 winnings, plus £200.

    David has decided to reveal the horror of his addiction to the controversial machines as bookies gear up for bumper profits from fixed-odds terminals this Christmas.

    Betting shops are to open at 8.30am for the first time on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day at all major chains, even though live racing does not start until the afternoon.

    Instead, punters will be enticed in by roulette and slot machine games, plus virtual horse and dog racing.

    This is despite increasing protests over the fixed-odds machines, which have been described as the ‘crack cocaine’ of gambling, able to hook punters such as David.

    He went back every day for the next three years. Sometimes he won, netting £1,700 for a few hours’ play, and once walking out with £5,000. But the winnings would not make up what he had already lost.
    ‘I was always chasing my losses and it just spiralled out of control,’ he said. ‘I knew I was in trouble but it just took over my life.’

    Almost from the start, David was gambling with the takings from his small construction business. He lost his house and his wife and two daughters.
    Desperate, he borrowed from money lenders and was beaten up when he couldn’t meet the sky-high interest payments.

    He stole to pay back the loans, was caught and got a criminal record. He even turned to dealing drugs to try to make some money. In all, he reckons he lost more than £250,000.

    ‘If you had said five years ago that I would be telling you about all the things I have done, I wouldn’t have believed you,’ said David. ‘I’m just a normal, run-of-the-mill bloke.’

    The final straw came one Saturday afternoon. He walked out of the bookmakers having lost £1,000.

    ‘I felt so low, I just had nothing left.’ That was two months ago and he hasn’t been to a bookies since. ‘The first two weeks not gambling were horrific,’ he said, ‘but every time I wanted to gamble I would distract myself, think of something else and just use all the willpower I had.’

    David now lives with his parents, never carries cash and has handed his debit card to his mum.

    He is fighting to save his business and wants his story to be told so others realise the harm these machines can do.

    ‘They should be banned,’ he said firmly. ‘You can win so much money so quickly, but you can lose it all, too, and much more. It’s not like casinos, it’s just so easy to walk into a bookmaker – there are four round the corner from where I live.

    ‘If politicians haven’t the guts to ban them altogether, they should have just one in each shop with a time limit. Otherwise you’ll have many more people like me.

    THANKS TO THE COALITION FOR THIS.

  228. 228
    oh goody says:

    Fuck me, AC1 has got a mad stalker.

  229. 229
    Paul Connew says:

    Harman was in the same party as Tom Driberg?

    Did fat Piers know?

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    Flipper says:

    It’s not the rain, it’s the storm surge that they are really concerned about. If it coincides with high water then the low lying areas will be part of the Atlantic ocean and no amount of pumping can deal with that.

  232. 232
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Nevermore.

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    you knob says:

    Can’t you read? Only desperadoes quote opinion polls.

  234. 234
    The Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown® says:

    I saved the world once. I can do it again.

  235. 235
    Aunty Matter says:

    Not hard is it? The Guardian is a paper read by perverts and creeps and it’s the most popular paper at the BBC.

  236. 236
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’ve just read a pile of really nasty posts on Cif about this & crowing about the possibility of Americans dying.

    There are a lot of sick people out there that need a head meet baseball bat moment.

  237. 237
    Dick Taters Are Us says:

    lefties are nasty full stop.

  238. 238
    Paddy the Tinker says:

    You can say that again Sal.

  239. 239
    ÁC1 says:

    Leftism = “Narcissistic personality disorder”

  240. 240
    ÁC1 says:

    Don’t be too sad, NY is firmly Democrat… So not a great loss to the world.

  241. 241
    ÁC1 says:

    It’s polite to make it the unexpanded term. i.e. National Socialist.

  242. 242
    The Original Kebab Time says:

    I am making pesto chicken stew with cheesy dumplings. Fingers crossed it goes well!

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Oh do fuck off. David’s a twat and that’s government’s fault is it? Zzzzzzz

  244. 244
    max clifford's trouser snake says:

    I’ve told ITV that I’ve been contacted by stars of the 60s and 70s who are “concerned and frightened” they may be implicated in the Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal. They say the girls were gagging for it.

  245. 245
    Quaker Clark says:

    Ken
    Could you please stop wearing our shoes ?
    I know that they are comfy and make it easy to creep about hospital wards and childrens homes in the middle of the night, however, you are destroying the brand

  246. 246
    Selohesra says:

    Nice eyes i thought

  247. 247
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Who says crime doesn’t pay?

    http://www.votegeorgegalloway.com/2012/10/lee-jasper-is-respects-candidate-in.html

    Cue for lost deposit.

    Respect, what a bunch of fucking charlatans and chancers.

  248. 248
    Dianne Abbooty says:

    See me dance

  249. 249
    Delia says:

    Are you using your own cheese?

  250. 250
    LibLabCon says:

    What about us?

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    when you express scorn, perhaps you feel that life is demanding and that your god is indifferent.
    It does not have to be like that.
    does it?

    when you express desire…

    you can shift gear and just accept. The new chinese leader to be apparently showed great stoicism. His god has showed him great mercy.

  252. 252
    ÁC1 says:

    Good luck to them, they’re mainly ripping off gullible lefties and islamists.

  253. 253
    John Prescott says:

    Cor! I’m off there then.

  254. 254
    ÁC1 says:

    I was walking past a bookies and they pushed me in and wouldn’t let me leave until I spent all my money gambling on things.

    /Leftwinginsanity

  255. 255
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Let me have a guess – Michael Dugher?

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    Anonymous says:

    I used to work for the Co-op, they are about as ethical as any other part of the socialist cabal. They would get a smaller supplier to run round getting a quote together for equipment and then they would hand the quote to the main supplier who would just undercut the small company’s price by about 10%. Saved work on the Co-op’s part. Kept the main supplier “sweet” which meant the freebies flowed back to the bosses. The board were kept happy because two suppliers had been contacted. Simples.

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    Incapable Vince says:

  258. 258
    Jimmy Savile's Favourite Joke says:

    “Daddy, daddy, what’s a ‘degenerate’?”
    “Shut up, kid, and keep sucking!”

  259. 259
    anonymous says:

    Respect, sounds like another loony one issue charity which we are all funding … as per usual!.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    our hidden elite likes to hide. their choice.
    but we have seen what the world of beeb has been like.
    top end, the monarchy runs on state benefits. layer below pay little or no tax. why such phenomenal generosity? at the very least, show such generosity to yourselves.

  261. 261
    Anonymous says:

    are all the trusts packed with Brown appointees?
    was Gordon Brown busy planting an infratstructure that supports kiddie fiddlers.

  262. 262
    Another Engineer says:

    New York’s flood defence height is 5ft above sea level.
    The National Hurricane Center’s prediction for the storm surge from ex-Sandy at New York Harbour is currently 6-11ft.

    This isn’t going to be pretty.

    I hope they’ve got some big pumps.

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    it’s a safety mechanism. just ask the 2nd fattest women in Europe., in the u.k

  264. 264
    anonymous says:

    Got any ideas as to what I should do with a large ham shank?.

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    patten will throw everyone at the Beeb at the wolves.
    who is he protecting. who does he depend on for his privileges.

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    no need to be authoritarian when you have all the privileges. just ask the Queen. Do we need to know why Prince Charles has been using his privileges to bother our politicians.
    He is a bother.

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    Another Engineer says:

    Yup, as posted above:

    NY flood protection: 5ft
    Predicted storm surge: 6-11ft

    If they can’t block all the subway entrances, then the entire system will fill with water. I think they’ll be able to pump it out eventually but it will take many weeks to get the system back up and running.

    The rain and wind are unlikely to cause lasting damage – it won’t be much worse than the stuff Scotland gets almost every winter.

    The lack of tides along these coasts means they are vulnerable – because our tidal range is so large it takes many more coincidences to cause trouble.

    The last storm of this size was in 1938, and New York was on the south side of that one (with offshore winds and therefore no bad storm surge)

    I hope the NYSE has good off-site backups and networks. Otherwise – SELL.

  268. 268
    Another Engineer says:

    PS This could be Jonah Brown’s second biggest catastrophe (after the crash)

  269. 269
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If the named individual has a problem then he should seek legal advice and if not guilty he should issue a writ for scurrilous libel, defamation and slander. The individual and those who know him / of him [Politicals frequent this site] must report this to him – they are under a duty to do so and any failure to do so can be taken as an inference that they are a party [co-conspirator] to conspiring to conceal evidence of a murder.

    n.b. There are 12 key senior newspaper journalists – who are already guilty for their silence in this matter – Gilligan included. [10th December 2003, Covent Garden, London]

    Norman Baker is a train crash dummy.

  270. 270
    Anonymous says:

    why not say that the Queen is narcissistic. Is there anything in this country that is not about her. Her majesty’s government, Her majesty’s prison service, Her majesty’s ….

    our brains have not been washed they have been sullied.
    by rubbish.
    but then…it is our rubbish. so no worries.

  271. 271
    Anonymous says:

    driving without car insurance.
    no better than an illegal.
    not worse either.
    could do better?
    hope so.

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    good to open.

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    good to be open.

  274. 274
    The Original Kebab Time says:

    The X-Factor voting has to be rigged.

    I’m still fuming. Any talent show that rates Rylan, Christopher, District 3, or Kye over Jade Ellis is a fucking joke

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    plus plus plus.
    middle eastern countries with their addiction to oil money will get their come uppance too. in the end the greatest balancer of all is nature.natural world.

  276. 276
    anonymous says:

    Comedy Gold.

  277. 277
    Spode says:

    Clearly you are a victim and need help.

    We are all to blame, unless of course you win.

  278. 278
    Ruma Mungah says:

    I find that searching under “max farquar” “freedom of the press” helps.

  279. 279
    Spode says:

    Did you know that Edgar Allan married his 13-year-old cousin?

    How’s about that, then?

  280. 280
    Call me Dave says:

    Fuck, Hunt, bollocks!

  281. 281
    Spode says:

    Yes, dear.

  282. 282
    Spode says:

    Er, this is called “business”, Red in tooth ‘n’ claw ‘n’ that.

  283. 283
    Spode says:

    PS Anyone who ends a post with “Simples” is doomed to HELL FIRE.

  284. 284
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I am sorry folks, but we may have to face the fact that life is all just a bunch of random events and there is no master plan.

    But enough about the economy.

  285. 285
    Spode says:

    Let us hope the computer’s predictions of Sandy’s track are about as accurate as the Met Office forecasts. E’en so, ’twill be a big blow, cap’n.

  286. 286
    Spode says:

    In the biblical sense, we presume.

  287. 287
    Tory p*edo says:

    Mrs T turned a blind eye to me and other ministers fiddling kids.

  288. 288
    Anonymous says:

    emotionally needy attract the self centered folks.
    self centered folks attract the emotionally needy.

    Blair is self centered and we believed him.
    The establishment in this country are the enablers. No change there since time of Blair.

  289. 289
    Spode says:

    That red thing is her genitalia.

  290. 290

    Mark Thompson was paid £850,000 p.a. of our money to sit with his fingers in his ears and say la la la la la la la la.

    Goodnight children, everywhere!

  291. 291
    Moishe Kebab says:

    What do you mean – Obama’s a fine old J*wish name!

  292. 292
    Political Scrapbook says:

    In their focus on the outrageous train travel claims of a “Labour MP”, the Guido Fawkes blog seems to have missed out on a bigger exclusive: a shock defection of a PPS from Conservatives to Labour.

    News of his defection will probably come as a surprise to Kawczynski, however, who is still labouring under the delusion that he is a Tory.

    Strangely, the article seems to have disappeared.

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    Silver bullet says:

    Malala didn’t stand a chance once Gordoom took up her case.

  294. 294
    Dick the Prick says:

    You only ever hear 1 side of the argument with gamblers; ‘Hi, my name’s David, i’m a gambler and i’m proper fucking shite at it’. Never hear about the good ones – how strange.

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    So many to choose from says:

    So the DS says a high ranking minister from the 80s who nonced kids is still alive. Shall we start placing bets on who the pervert is?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck me are there any politicians that are NOT pervs?

  298. 298
    Aunty Matter says:

    What in the same way Liebore voted for Ed Miliband as leader? Or Gordon Brown?

  299. 299
    Great Britton says:

    Probably so many it would be hard to choose.

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    Saffron says:

    Mark Thompson is just another stubble example of what the beeboids should not be about as the national broadcaster paid for by us.
    He jumped on the cash merrigoround took his fill and then left for pastures new in another country as you do.
    The beeboids now don’t know what to do,their reputation is now shot at long last,they don’t know what to do about it,they are at panic stations.
    This story about Sa-VILE is the tip of the iceberg and has legs and it will run.
    My suggestion is disband this beeboid lot as not fit for purpose,in that they could’nt lie straight in bed.
    The general public are now seeing what has gone on in the past and they do not like one little bit what they are seeing.
    This does not bode well for the beeboids and other organisations who are implicated.

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    Your Friends From 5:13 pm says:

    Actually, the area of the subway system affected by any storm surge per se would be confined to Lower Manhattan, and the city has sad experience (11 September 2001) in knowing how to divert trains away from that area to restore some semblance of “regular service.” Manhattan Island, in the areas north of 14th St, has an elevation well above storm surge levels. In the outlying parts of New York City (Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island) the Rapid Transit is elevated for the most part, and even the subsurface parts are well out of storm surge danger areas. Mike Bloomberg will channel his inner Benito Mussolini and make the trains run on time through most of the system.
    It’s the kind of thing Mr Napoleon Complex lives for.

    Also, and for the same reason (11 September 2001), the NYSE has upgraded its contingency plans for occasions such as this.

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    Lord Patten insists the BBC must not flinch from the truth, however difficult it may be to accept.

    About time then that its enquiries accepts evidence from non-BBC witnesses then. Otherwise it is all a sham.

    Patten one was good. Now he’s a superannuated, pedagogic cuпt.

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    Bin Liner's Ghost says:

    All flights cancelled to the US East Coast.

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    Edwardo Milibando says:

    If Obama gets this wrong then he is TOAST

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    umm 151 / 2 a few monkeys

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    Saffron says:

    When you look at the beeboids and their bias you do have to ask yourself what the hell are this lot of left wing ass-holes all about.
    The so called presenters/dolly birds are frankly a load of unintelligent crap who are not in no way on top of their subject.
    Intelligent interviewing is not in their remit and I for one shudder when I see their so called efforts,which in my opinion are juvenile in the extreme.
    Cammoron,you would do well to take a long hard look at this leftie organisation which is allowed free reign.

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    smoggie says:

    Got to live and let die – as the actress said to the bishop

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    No surprises says:

    Bender boy band saved by the bender music industry.

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    Kebab Time says:

    Ha Ha

    More tea vicar :)

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    Anonymous says:

    You dont think people tell the truth to pollsters do you ? HA HA HA.

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    So many to choose from says:

    Lots of Tories in the 80s loved cottaging rent boys and then went home to their blue rinse wives. Typical toff behaviour.

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    ÁC1 says:

    They couldn’t find anyone willing to clean the conference coffee tables at ANY price.

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    Lying adultery says:

    Pity George Galloway didn’t respect his former wifes.

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    Tit watch says:

    Oh I see, we have now got to the stage of bigoted insanity where any English miscreants must somehow be Scottish for your World view to hold true. What a sad stupid fucker you really are.

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    Anonymous says:

    Some people on here go beyond being funny and cutting edge, and are quite unpleasant.There is no reason to be making unfounded remarks about people like William Hague. Surely there are plenty of people out there who genuinely deserve it.

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    Anonymous says:

    The writer cant be serious surely ?

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    So many to choose from says:

    Every government in history has had its secret cabals of p*edo ministers who, going by the stories, all have a thing for orgies with rentboys or underage girls in luxury mansions. I daresay, the governments of 1997-2010 must have had their fair share of such activity. I suppose the main difference is that whilst the 80s perversions were covered up by a threat to the police that they’d lose their jobs if they pursued an investigation, the 97-10 governments would have made rather more shall we say “lethal” threats. Well, we know what a lovely and totally uncorrupt bunch they were.

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    Worth A Try, Anyhow says:

    Here’s my plan: we get them all in a room, see? Then we let them hear the news– we tell them (one nameless) one among them has finally grassed up another (nameless) one he’s been protecting, after all these years of having it on his guilty conscience. Then we wait for all the finger-pointing. Then, conveniently, the lights will go out for several seconds. Then we’ll turn the lights back on and see how many of them are still in their seats, and how many are being led back into the room on the arms of some rather large policemen! Hey, it used to work in all those old 1930’s detective films, right?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Simple question – Does Hague know Werrity?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t the Westminister Village – where all the country’s idiots & miscreants meet up?

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    Anonymous says:

    that’s a lotta lotta dosh.
    why was he called a general. are the BBC operations run by the troops
    and directed by a general? wierd or what? perhaps it is the what, where the BBC World Service became the softer version of our troops when they invaded the world, in times past.

    BBC, The British Brainwashing Organisation.
    well, no more.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is that you Conor Burns?

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    Anonymous says:

    pray, pls tell more.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lets be having a guess then – Not Benjamin Britton by any chance or George Robertson … how greedy of me I’ve had two goes.

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    Anonymous says:

    we need, should we wish, to look at those with greater priviliges.
    With great privilege come great responsibility.
    So far all we have seen is the abuse of privilige.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There is an historical General Patton to this comment – mind you wasn’t the General stopped [murdered actually] from rolling on into Russia to get all of them commie b’strds?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do said “lethal threats” constitute – stealing you pension if you don’t shut up or getting you in the woods?

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    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Just awoken from the meds ?

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    Al Campbell says:

    Look, two aspirin and a a nick on the wrist is fatal.

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    Anonymous says:

    He hasn`t got the guts, or more worrying, he hasn`t got the inclination

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    Jack says:

    Here is some more information to add grist to the mill

    http://aangirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/savile-heath-mi5.html

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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    Aunty Matter says:

    OH FUCK OFF WITH THE MODDING FAWKES FOR FUCKS SAKE

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    Another Engineer says:

    Surely all the tunnels under the East River would fill with water, though?

    That would take months to fix, although as you say, there may be ways around the problem.

    I was mostly joking about the NYSE – I’m sure they will have good disaster recovery plans.

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    Warbabbyborn1940 says:

    11698 ,72 years old and still remember it ,but if igo up town i can,t always remember what i have gone for.

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    Anonymous says:

    a good bit of deconstruction that, thanks.

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    Apache. says:

    Well you certainly will not get a fair answer to that question here.BSKYB murdochians are just saddoes ,obsessed with attacking the bbc.

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    Kebab Time says:

    Hi I am a bookmaker and I love to gamble

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    Justa Thort. says:

    You could stick it up your arris.

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    its all explained here... says:

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    albacore says:

    But Dave sees on which side his bread is buttered
    If a death sentence on the Beeb were uttered
    Which other rotten props of the status quo
    Would stand out as the next over-ripe to go?
    Who knows, folks might discern the LibLabCon cabal
    As of no earthly use to Old England at all

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    With electronic trading, NYSE doesn’t need a floor. That the floor still exists is merely for TV crews as a backdrop and for z-list celebrities like McDoom to ring bells at opening and closing time whilst grinning like monkeys.

    As for the subway, they remove all the parts that are vulnerable to salt water flooding. This can be done within an eight hour timescale and is happening as I write. Then it is a case of pumping out and replacing those parts. Until the severity of this is known, it is not possible to estimate but I would guess it would range between less than a day to seven at the outside. However forecasts of severity are already being downgraded.

    The remaining aspect is the power supply, much of which is routed through the subway. The theory is that it is water-tight. But it only has to go in one spot… But even with bad news on this front, the NYSE data centre is based in NJ and they have generating capacity and fuel for a week of no power with options on further supplies should this period need to be extended.

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    Jimmy Cooper says:

    Guido’s mod is off his rocker.

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    You, sir, would have had to be born in 1948 to have a chance of remembering that…

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    Ha ha. They are now going to close Monday anyway…

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish the people of New York and surrounds the best and am pleased that Hurricane Sandy has been downgraded to a light breeze.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    There you go, socialism at it’s ‘finest’. Arrests, torture, executions and no doubt re-education camps and gulags for the non-believers. Socialist really are demented psychopaths.

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    Gotitin One says:

    It’s the reduction in eduction wot’s cawsing it, innit.

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    Gotitin One says:

    … although in your case anonybod, detention might suit you better.

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    Logic says:

    Maybe he saw a film about it. Or read a book.

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    Gotitin One says:

    How about getting her ‘regulated’ instead?

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    The one and only Kebab Time says:

    The Sun – “Rod Stewart – I Took Coke Up My Bum”

    When I was 12 years old, I took a Ginger Beer up mine!

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    More motorway madness says:

    Another crackpot government idea :

    http://tinyurl.com/9588gfg

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    local vet says:

    I feel very sad for you david…grow some

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    local vet says:

    quite…who was that badger spotter….ron…

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    local vet says:

    I remember taking a ginger up the bum…

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    John Sawers KCMG says:

    We’ve got this one in the bag…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The answer to the question about the Tory party is – YES. But there equal numbers in the other party’s too. Thus – They’re all in it [to conceal] together.

  363. 363
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Effoff
    It wasn’t Adolf’s doctrine – you need to read up on what lies Behind Communism – so do one yourself you profesional paid troll.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And the city of Lon FTSE and major banks do not have a disaster recovery centre under the Chilterns.


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