October 27th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


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  1. 1
    smoggie says:

    Think I’m in front

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  2. 2

    Good to see Tessa Tickles come back for a final look last night.

    I miss her posts and bet others do too.

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    G Glitter says:

    As we now know, Jeremy Hunt refused to disclose a £1,435 donation from The Groucho Club (here). This is a very upmarket exclusive members only club in Soho, London for people related to the Culture, Media and Arts industry. There are also MPs who are/were members, and former Prime Ministers have been known to frequent it. The managing director is a Mr John James Henry Lewis who paid £4,000 for Jeremy Hunt in 2009 to fly to New York to meet employees of Rupert Murdoch. In addition, John James Henry Lewis gave Jeremy Hunt a cash present of £25,000. A daughter of JJH Lewis, a Ms Daisy Lewis also gave Jeremy Hunt a present of £5,000 cash. In all, payments from Lewis to Hunt exceeded £35,000 over 4 separate donations. He also gave £400,000+ to the Tory Party.

    The question as to why Jeremy Hunt listed 3 of these in the Register of Members’ Interests but not the fourth one (The Groucho Club) is a mystery. The Groucho club was the subject of a lengthy libel proceeding after award winning investigative journalist Tyrone D Murphy, who is in the process of writing a book entitled The Groucho Gate Affair, was sued by the company. The Groucho Club tried to prevent the publication of that book through a libel case but proceedings were eventually dropped. The charges were dropped because Murphy made clear that he was prepared to contest them. Tyrone Murphy has kept a close eye on the Groucho Club ever since and in 2010 he submitted repeated requests to the police to investigate a child pornography ring that was using a members forum by the name of “TheGrouchoClub”. Most of what Tyrone alleges I do not wish to repeat here, instead I will simply provide the link to the lengthy piece so that you can read it yourself (see link).

    Hat tip The Green Benches

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    • 5

      What a wonderful example of copy pasta.

      Do you do anything else BTW?

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      • 7
        Dick the Prick says:

        Paste and copy maybe? The lad’s a savant!

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        CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

        I see the leftie fvcktards are really rattled by the BBC’s imminent demise. Spreading bullshit across the internet to implicate Conservatives with kiddie fiddling, in attempt to deflect attention from the BBC kiddie fiddlers.

        Conveniently, this libelous claim involves Murdoch and Hunt, the targets of the BBC-Labour-Guardian, hacking witch-hunt.

        Now that phone hacking has been sooooo overtaken by the nasty skeletons falling out of the BBC’s cupboard, you can smell the desperation by the left.

        The BBC are finished. Get over it!

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    • 6
      Dick the Prick says:

      Sooo because Jezza’s a member of a club that may or may not have a paedo ring he’s a paedo? Fair enough, so by that reasoning everyone at the BBC is paedo too? Hmm..tit.

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    • 11
      Kebab Time says:

      ” The Green Benches”

      Ah the good Doctors blog…..

      HA HA HA HA HA

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      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      I would like to state categorically once again that I am not and never have been a member of the Groucho Club, I never met either Jimmy Savile nor for that matter Gary Glitter or Freddie Star, nor have I ever appeared on Top of the Pops. Boaz.

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        Spode says:

        As a long-standing resident of the south, I would like to salute Handycock for his selfless dedication to public service, an example to all those sofa-bound “experts” who are so quick to cavil and criticise. Here is a man of limited intelligence and education, well, extremely limited, actually, who has made the very best of himself and exploited taken advantage of all the opportunities offered him by our society; but in return, and in recompense, for he is duly grateful, he has gone above and beyond the call of duty (cont. p. 94)

        Boaz

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          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          Thank you Spode. I would further like to add that I have removed the following items in my biography on my website:
          1. Education – Copnor School (left with no qualifications age 15).
          2. Chairman of NSPCC Southern Region.
          3. Director of BBC South Childrens Programmes.
          4. Member of Parliamentary prostitution and global sex trade Committee.
          5. Member of Parliamentary Thailand Committee.

          I am also no longer a school Governor in Portsmouth.

          Jahbulon.

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          • Paddy Pantsdown says:

            Hey Handy. You also had on your website biography that you worked for Mencap, but not that they fired you. It’s a good job that you removed that as well, especially as it was I and some of your Brothers who put you up for the CBE, for services to charity, when the only charity you worked for sacked you. Still you got what you wanted, more protection if you got caught with young girls. When are you and your boys going to send more donations down to Party funds?

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          • Daniella says:

            Perhaps it was granted for all the good work you did in Romania Handy, with all those orphans and young girls.

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      Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cognomen Etymology Service says:

      The joke, in case anyone has missed the reference, is that Julius H. Marx, professionally known as “Groucho,” was wont to say that he would never join a club that would accept him as a member. A “Groucho Club,” therefore, borders on the absurd as oxymoronic. Then again, Jeremy Hunt and anyone of that ilk are absurd and moronic.

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    • 149
      ÁC1 says:

      Once the immoral TV Tax (and the disguised unemployment benefit for luvvies called arts funding) is erased they’ll be no need for a DCMS.

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    • 182
      Rat's arse says:

      I think G.Glitter is, in fact, T.Watson. He talks AND writes a load of old fanny too.

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    Sweeney, The says:

    I missed Tessa tickles last night?

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    Kebab Time says:

    Another good week Guido and team.

    Keep it up!

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    It is a tricky one this. Which is worse? The people who harboured Jimmy Savile at the BBC (thus allowing many more children to be abused) or the people who are now defending the BBC by trying to deflect blame onto other people (thus making it more likely that the same kind of crimes will happen in future).

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      Anonymous says:

      didn’t get time offficer. but had time to l.i.v.e … oh … e.v.i.l one.
      without the heat of evil where will we be, freezing stiff?
      oh life, where is thou.
      i guess it is right here, right now.

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    • 185
      Bogeyman says:

      I see. Cruddas, darling of the Left, “forgets” to renew his insurance and MoT – a situation that could have catastrophic results in the event of a fatal crash – and gets a slap on the wrist.

      Meanwhile Osborne, hate figure of the Left, is roasted alive for “forgetting” to upgrade his train ticket, a situation of zero consequences.

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    Ed Miliband Thingth The Hitth says:

    Double CD, available at all Unite Union offices at a bargain price of just £150! Listen to Ed thing the hitth!

    Thtairway to Heaven

    Are You Lonethome Tonight?

    Mithter Thandman

    I Am The Walruth

    Thuthuddio

    Wanna Be Thtartin Thomethin

    I Won’t Let The Thun Go Down On Me

    Another One Biteth The Dutht

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    Standard says:

    Guido made it into yesterday’s Evening Standard. It said Scotland Yard has told McBride his email address when he was at Downing St was hacked. But the article stressed that the police weren’t claiming Guido had hacked the address.

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  10. 34
    a non says:

    Good to see that Macks Cliffard has emerged from under his stone to represent further ‘celebrity’ lowlife tainted by the Jim Sav repercussions. NOT.

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  11. 36
    Ron Davies says:

    Remember me?

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  12. 37
    Tinfoil tits says:

    All this boaz bollocks is getting tedious. I suppose you also believe the theory that Jack the Ripper was a Mason because of the ritualistic nature of the killings and the “Juwes are the ones who won’t be blamed” scrawled on a wall, supposedly a reference to the Masons’ Jubela, Jubelo and Jubelum? What a load of cock.

    Jahbulon.

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    FREDDIE STARR ATE MY SISTER says:

    So Max Clifford has been approached by up to 15 celebrities who shagged underage girls/boys in the 70’s
    He is claiming as a defence that some of these pepole can’t remember what they did yesterday let alone what they did 40 years ago
    I can tell you what they did yesterday , They phoned Max Clifford because they are worried about what they did 40 years ago !

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  14. 47
    Freddie Starr says:

    I am not a pedalo!

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  15. 50
    Jimmy So Vile says:

    Now they’re saying I had sex with corpses. They’re making a grave error. I wish to put a nail in the coffin of that story. People need to stop digging for more rumours about me. It’s time to bury this story once and for all.

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    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    Labour MP Jon Cruddas banned from driving for having no insurance or MOT http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9637209/Labour-MP-Jon-Cruddas-banned-from-driving-for-having-no-insurance-or-MOT.html … – this is worse than I though

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  17. 61
    Mrs Balls says:

    now Ed, did you leave the log unflushed?

    At mid day I was not in a position to establish there was a log in the pan.

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  18. 76
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    For any foodies thinking of what to have for lunch. Heston’s advice

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/oct/26/heston-blumenthal-tampon-taste-enhancer

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  19. 77
    Obama is a Marxist says:

    Libya?…..Calls for help?….. what calls for help? …..’er….. free contraceptives, abortion on demand…..’er …..’er………………

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    • 108
      Super Barry-O says:

      And with a “perfect storm” about to hit the Middle East Coast States, I get a chance to look “presidential” as I deal with all the ramifications– Allah Be Praised! Let’s hope it’s a real devastating storm, and people die, and property is destroyed, so Romney has to suspend his campaign for fear of looking like a crass politician!

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    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Catholic Church in England and Wales asks Vatican to posthumously strip Jimmy Savile of papal knighthood – @Telegraph

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    • 85

      Will they accidentally stroke his trousers in the groin area whilst stripping him so?

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        Lifting his Patten says:

        Jimmy performed the Anamnesis which is an expression of offering and intercession for the living and dead.

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    • 87
      Synic says:

      What about all the k w e e r priests who have molested large numbers of children — many of whom are still alive, active, and still working.
      Yet more religious hypocrisy.

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    • 130
      Saviles Travails says:

      Why ? I thought it was perfectly in keeping with what we know of the Catholic Church that they should honour a kiddie fiddler !

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    • 190
      A. Sinner says:

      Question To The Po pe

      Is Jimmy in hell? A Papal Knight in Hell ? Probably not alone.

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      • 198
        Expat Geordie says:

        Personally I quite like the idea promulgated in the R4 sitcom “Old Harry’s Game” that there is a Saints Section, in Hell, and that all the Popes are down there suffering the eternal torment of being eight months pregnant.

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        Expat Geordie says:

        Personally I quite like the idea promulgated in the R4 sitcom “Old H@rry’s Game” that there is a Saints Section, in Hell, and that all the Popes are down there suffering the eternal torment of being eight months pregnant.

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      hype of the pops says:

      ffs, really, she feared men as a result and couldnt ever sleep with a date…and it caused her marriage to break up nine years ago?
      Get a fucking grip.

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        Bogeyman says:

        Sir James did get a fucking grip – on her rump. But I agree, she seemed to think it was a jolly jape at the time. Probably going for com-pen-say-shun.

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  22. 86
    smoggie says:

    People are accusing Bruce Forsyth’s absence from strictly this week as suspicious because of allegations over his friendship with Jimmy Saville.
    I can say Bruce is innocent and was very lovely to me when i meet him when i was 12 years old.
    Of course i still can’t tell anyone what we did together, or the evil pixies will kidnap me and I’ll never see my mum again.

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    • 91
      The BBC says:

      Nice to paedo, to paedo nice.

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    • 92
      Slow Plodders says:

      We are working on our arrests strategy — the long grass is growing nicely. (P.S. IPPC report on Duggan’s murder will be published definitely by 2099 )

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      UKIP.i.am says:

      If he is implicated he is dancing on thin ice.

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    • 138
      Ex Ah! Monika says:

      Bruce Forsyth has his exotic little secret in Puerto Rico.

      Do we have an extradition treaty with Puerto Rico?

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        scores on the back doors says:

        and on the conveyor belt tonight we have…a teddy bear, a box of lollipops, a little school uniform, a spunk convered matress,

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      • 162
        Your Friendly Neighbourhood Extraordinary Measures Service says:

        Puerto Rico = US Protectorate, not self-governing in foreign affairs matters. You’re dealing with the US Departments of State, Justice, and Homeland Security on this one. We all know how that usually turns out; old Bruce will probably have pegged out by the time they’d be ready to turn him over. The wheels of justice grind slow (and come to a halt). Of course, if it’s to do with Jimmy Savile, they may just let him be put on a helicopter, and taken to the British Virgin Islands, by “mistake” and skip all the troublesome paperwork; a new “rendition” of an old favourite, you might call it.

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    • 193
      Macksquirter says:

      Strictly Come Dancing host Sir Bruce Forsyth has been acknowledged for his colossal career with a Guinness World Record.
      The 84-year-old star, is to be included in the 2013 edition of the book.

      Jimmys got a Chapter to himself

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Not heard anything about Tom Watson’s allegations he made in the HOC. I wonder if he has been warned off, as labour too would be dragged into under age sex allegations.
    Anyway Watson is a fat hypocritcal tosser.

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  24. 107
    smoggie says:

    Hillsborough, Miners Strike & Savile demonstrate that the truth eventually comes out, especially when they try to hide it – Kebab Time next

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    • 120
      smoggie says:

      fuck off tat

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    • 239
      terrytory says:

      But you must be wrong! After all, every single police log is nothing but the plain unvarnished truth, and there has never, ever, been a single case of an incorrect fact in a police officer’s log.

      So, we can be confident that Andrew Mitchell’s words were taken down verbatim.

      And I am one of Icke’s lizards

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      • 278
        Anonymous says:

        if yu move, the lizard gets you.
        it hardly moves. it has a long tongue.
        be.ware of the lizard.
        it wants your soul.

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    • 279
      Anonymous says:

      is the truth always always hidden in plain site or even plain sight?
      meditate to avoid mind feck. The body is protected. listen to its wisdom, for it commeth from the evolutionary wisdom of the human race.

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  25. 117
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Can you all check doiwn the back of your sofas ??

    Gordon and I seem to have lost £ 78,000,000,000

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    • 123
      Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

      Is a billion 1000-million or 100-million?

      I’m very worried that Mr Osborne might have the decimal point in the wrong place.

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      • 148
        Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

        Wooooops !!

        http://bit.ly/i7FIoH

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        • 178
          jgm2 says:

          Neatly illustrating that while Labour were following T*ry spending plans then the deficit was under control.

          The second the Maximum Imbecile got his own mandate in 2001 it all went to shit.

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          • ÁC1 says:

            When you actually look at what the Neo-Endogenous bollocks meant (Tax the fuck out of wealth creation and the economy will still grow), you realise what an idiot Brown was.

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          • Anonymous says:

            when the survival of the on.benefits royalty as an institution is threatened, see how fast we get to see our secret elite….the enablers.
            tax free wealth creation. that.

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    • 168
      jgm2 says:

      Lying c*unt. Claiming the economy was growing in 2008, 2009 and 2010.

      The problem with Balls is that he generates such a tirade of lies it’s difficult to keep track of all of them. While you’re trying to nail him down on one of his lies he generates another half dozen to try and cover his tracks.

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      • 172
        Socialists = Sociopaths says:

        Mendacity and hypocrisy. It’s in Libor’s D-N-A.

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      • 281
        Anonymous says:

        the scale and when needed the speed of lies. cannot trap a fox. when you trap you become attached to the life of a hunter. you trap as you are trapped. detach and release. v. tantric.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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      Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

      Is your surname, ‘Sovile’ ?

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    • 154

      I think most of us know that Damian McBride was actively involved in smearing a number his political opponents.

      We know he is not keen to talk to police.

      We know he does not want to comment to the press.

      Why are you stirring it up for the poor man?

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    • 164
      Dim Jim - Idiot No.1 says:

      The fact, that you think cuddly McBride has been wronged, or could possibly be wronged in any way, shows us all exactly why you are this blog’s version of a village idiot.

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    • 177
      jgm2 says:

      I’d forgotten what thoroughly vile, wicked and malicious liar McBride is until you reminded us.

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      • 241
        terrytory says:

        surely all this vilification or Mr McBride is misplaced. After all, he is now the Head of Media and PR for Cafod, the Catholic Aid Agency.

        The Catholic Bishops of England & Wales would never appoint anyone to such a position if he hadn’t had a pure, unsullied record of dispassionate public service.

        I am, of course, a lizard.

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        • 244
          Jimmy Savile says:

          Jim fixed it for him. I had some influence with the RC Church, if you recall. How do you think I got my Papal Knighthood?

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        • 249
          Expat Geordie says:

          Be careful with the lizard thing Terry. Icke lives at Ryde on the Isle of Wight. His daughter in law comes from the Island, and it was her brother who got arrested for singing “Kung Fu Fighting” at a Chinese restaurant.

          Now the people on the IOW are a bit inbred, a bit reptilian perhaps, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that is where Icke got his ideas from.

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    • 257
      Blowing Whistles says:

      At exactly 00:09 on 14th March 2009 an email entered the then Labour governments “high-security Downing street email system”.

      Damian McBride – Gordon Browns ‘fixer’ at the time intercepted said email and thereafter breached (he did not have the legal authority to do so) the UK’s Data Protection Act.

      McBride proceeded with the information sent in the email to unlawfully ascertain the many private details of the sender of the email.

      Thereafter followed a course of actions which to date the ptb appear to think that they have ‘covered up’ – but they have not covered it up.

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    You have to feel sorry for malaria.

    It may have caught Eric Joyce.

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  30. 152
    anonymous says:

    Licence fee payers to fund BBC executives (on salaries of around £200,000 per year) legal representation over dropped Savile Newsnight program. The envy of the World…not.

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  31. 163
    Sir Jim says:

    I pretended to run a marathon yesterday. Today I’m feeling a little stiff.

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    open toe sandal flan licker.. says:

    has plod copped any of the bbc 12 yet ?

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  34. 174
    smoggie says:

    Nonce Alert

    A man has been charged with the rape of a 15-year-old boy in Manchester.

    Police were called to a flat on Bloom Street in the city centre at about 16:30 BST on Wednesday.

    Domenyk James Lattlay-Fottfoy, 48, of Bloom Street, Manchester, who recently changed his surname from Noonan, is accused of four counts of rape and false imprisonment.

    Two other men, aged 21 and 36, have been released on police bail pending further inquiries.

    Mr Lattlay-Fottfoy is due to appear before magistrates later.

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  35. 175
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    BBC set to make 300 people millionaires.

    But…with your money.

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  36. 179
    Jim Morrison says:

    I know this is old and I know it’s from the Gruinard but can you believe this ?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/blog/2011/sep/16/tesco-shopping-supermarket-prices-check-writing

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    • 194
      Ex Ah! Monika says:

      No! But if it was in the Mail…

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    • 201
      Tescos Tinned Tomatoes Are Far Too Expensive says:

      These supermarkets claim to be cheap but don’t want people to actually bother to see if that it true or not. If they have done nothing wrong, they would have nothing to hide..

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        Have you seen the price of yoghurt lately ? says:

        It’s not like they’re all selling products that roll off the same production line, is it ? The packaging’s different, after all.

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  37. 181
    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    For Halloween, my costume will have a big slit, a clitoris, some hair, plump lips and it will have a distinctive smell.

    I’m going as David Cameron.

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    • 222
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Simple is better, Ed. Just put a pair of electrodes on your neck. You’re most of the way there already. A dark jumper and platform shoes– voila! Herman Munster!

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  38. 196
    Ken Clar ke says:

    My policies are working.

    Ivan Leach, also known as Lee Cyrus, went missing from North Sea Camp open prison in Boston, Lincolnshire on Tuesday October 9 after being let out on day release.
    The 47 year-old is described as dangerous and predatory. He is believed to have carried out a very serious sexual attack in Tayside, Scotland, since he absconded.

    DANGEROUS< PREDATORY< DAY RELEASE

    No wonder Jimmy felt safe.

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  39. 205
    jgm2 says:

    What’s the difference between a British wedding and a Muslim wedding?

    We give our women away, they sell theirs.

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      Aunty Matter says:

      Their women have to be in bed by 7 so they are up in time for school, if they are lucky enough not to be shot

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        Anonymous says:

        secrecy leads to entrapment.by.shame. muslim men tinker with under age children, but do the recpients feel shame?

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  40. 206
    Abu Qatada says:

    What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

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    This week 115,011 visitors visited 347,680 times says:

    LMFTO!! In your dreams, fatty.

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    Call me Dave says:

    Hurricane sandy which has been causing havoc across the carribean islands has now been downgraded to a british summer.

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    We have it all wrong here. Jimmy Savile is unbelievably popular for Halloween.

    Ten people a day are coming in for the Savile costume at Harlequin costume hire shop in Maidstone.

    Retailers across the country have sold out of wigs, vests and shiny shellsuits.

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    smoggie says:

    frickin impostor

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    Chris Huhne has not been wasting his time:

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    A braying cheating bullying two-faced liar and sanctimonious git who put Prudence on the streets says:

    People want me to tell them ma secret of how I achieved an economic miracle!

    But I say, – not until you put me back in ma rightful place!

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  47. 251
    Freddie's Starred says:

    Why is it only scumbags and perverts go to Max Clifford? If you get Max to be your PR guy to defend you against allegations, you might as well just shout from a rooftop “I’M GUILTY!!!”

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      Blowing Whistles says:

      Max headroom air head don’t give a stuff about the truth – FFS he’s a ‘publicist’.

      And ye can stick the advert for your next conference in Jerusalem where the ‘sun’ [rupee] doesn’t ‘shine’ [lizabeth]

      Lets be ‘avin the writs Arthur Siskind – you duplicitous american Hunt.

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    Bogeyman says:

    Instead of wittering on about Osborne and his fukin train ticket – a totally inconsequential matter – why doesn’t Guido concentrate on THIS stuff?

    £55,000 to install a lollipop lady (er… person) outside a primary school? That’s where our big money is going – jobsworths inflating the cost of everything tenfold.

    It is happening on every street, in every school and hospital, town hall and public urinal into which our money is pissed.

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Safety audit: £2,000
      Recruitment costs: £3,000
      Salary, including National Insurance and pensions: £3,800
      Management costs: £2,692
      Uniform: £150
      Training: £200
      Expenses: £500
      Infrastructure (a crossing): £15,000
      Redundancy costs: £4,500
      Decommissioning infrastructure: £15,000
      Total: £55,184

      Funny, when I was a kid the lollypop lady had to control two “crossings” as my school was on a T-junction. She had her hat, white coat and lollypop. The “crossing” was wherever she planted her lollypop.

      I know that this is Essex council, which is nominally Tory, but it the same Labour/union numpties who really run all councils who are responsible for this sort of crap.

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      • 260
        Bogeyman says:

        Fascinating, isn’t it? Apart from the questionable need for all this shit, I’m puzzled why the cost of each item is so high.

        Safety audit: Brian from Highways goes down for the morning to look at the layout and write a report. Why £2,000? How much does he earn?

        Recruitment costs: £3k for a lollipop lady? Where do they advertise it – in the Guardian?

        Management costs: £2,692. I know coffee has gone up but…

        Expenses £500. What expenses?

        Redundancy cost £4,500. Who / what is being made redundant?

        Decommissioning infrastructure £15,000. But they’ve just charged £15k for infrastructure. Are they immediately going to decommission it?

        Even training at £200 seems excessive. What training is needed to see kids across the road that would cost £200? I’ve attended whole day courses for less.

        The whole thing is bollox.

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  49. 262
    smoggie says:

    Rumours are rife about who the other celebrities involved in the Jimmy Saville investigation are.

    My money is on mungo and midge.

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  50. 267
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Night night – let’s see how the sunday [Preferred] dead tree press spin it for the 648 most guilty puppet hunts in Poorliament tomorrow ….

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  51. 282
    smoggie says:

    I’m so sick and tired of being disturbed every year by pesky trick or treaters, that I’ve bought a scary costume to answer the door in..

    Silver wig
    Shell suit
    Some Bling jewellery
    Cigar

    Yep – That should scare the fuckers away…………

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m so sick and tired of being disturbed every year by pesky trick or treaters, that I’ve bought a scary costume to answer the door in..

    Silver wig
    Shell suit
    Some Bling jewellery
    Cigar

    Yep – That should scare the fuckers away…………

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    blub says:

    If the PBC ends up going through loads of director-generals maybe eventually they’ll get one who’ll make the news admit global warming stopped 16 years ago. As the political class have signed us up to have the most expensive energy costs in the world – effectively dooming the British economy unless it’s changed – it’s quite important.

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  54. 286
    Bogeyman says:

    An army friend of mine was in pieces last week during his tour of Afghanistan.

    He’d stood on a landmine.

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  55. 287
    Penny Red says:

    The change in public opinion that the blues should most fear: The return of the “Toxic Tories”

    Like

  56. 288
    Gary Glitter says:

    D’ye wanna be in my gang?

    Like

  57. 292
    Bogeyman says:

    Me and the wife have been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party on Wednesday, at Salford’s biggest old peoples home.

    I’m going as Harold Shipman …

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  58. 296
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I have no Plan B for the UK economy.

    Your comment is awaiting moderation. ( And how you twat!!)

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    Freddie's Starred says:

    So when are the police going to make the arrests of the dozen household names they announced a couple of days ago was imminent? I’ve got my popcorn all ready and waiting.

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  61. 300
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s thanks to me we all had an extra hour’s sleep.

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  62. 301
    Just wondrin says:

    Where was Jimmy Savile the day Jill Dandow was murdered?

    Like

  63. 302
    Alan Fluff Freeman says:

    Hello tot pickers!

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  64. 304
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Guido should change the “Saturday Seven Up” thread title to

    “Saturday Sunday Seven Up Followed by a Monday Masterpiece by Rich & Mark”.

    Like

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    KebabTime and a half says:

    I hope you lot didn’t forget to put your cocks back last night.

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  66. 310
    Jonathan King says:

    I’m next !!!!

    I know nothing.

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Great to hear Carswell call for inclusive policies and that UKIP must stand for first and second generation immigrants as much as the English.


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