October 26th, 2012

Video: Halloween Dave


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Looks more like The Joker from Batman films, to be honest.

  2. 2
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Family Justice Bill being debated in Parliament.

    13 Conservative v 2 Labour MPs

  3. 3
    Hugh Janus says:

    Don’t all rush!

  4. 4
    Big Beast Ken says:

    Cast iron kiddie fiddler.

  5. 5
    Miranda Blair says:

    I deny it all! Oh, you meant call me Dave.

  6. 6

    Be fair. The train goes at 11.03am. Remember we MPs have to travel.

    If I rush and get that 11 o’clock train I can be back in the constituency by 11.42

  7. 7
    Toon... says:

    Jimmy would have loved this….. :)

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    First class OK?

  9. 9
    pink tourmaline says:

    That’s really clever!

    I think one of gordon would have been scarier

  10. 10
    Sweeney, The says:

    OT. I see mad Mugabe wants the West to help fund their election. Hopefully CMD will grow a pair and a spine, tell him to Fuck away.

  11. 11
    Sir Merv, pillar of the Establishment says:

    Now the fat fuck Fawkes has told the plebs the economy’s growing faster than a national treasure’s cock in a BBC creche, how the fuck am I gonna convince the plebs I need to print another £375,000,000,000 to give to me mates to “stimulate the economy”, with the announcement next month?

  12. 12

    Just imagine one done on Mandelson’s winsome features.

  13. 13
    Ah! Monika says:

    If the Police arrest a dozen household names what are the BBC going to show at Christmas?

  14. 14
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Ed Millionaireband will want his cut.

  15. 15
    Michael Myers has got nothing on Brown says:

    They should do one of Gordon Brown, except that his face is already a Halloween mask:

  16. 16
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BBC QT last night.
    Emily Thornberry – What a jumped up pompous egotistical lying hypocritical prat.
    Mehdi Hasan – How did he get through the door with a chip on his shoulder that big. He really is a loud mouthed arsewipe.

  17. 17
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Dave looking flush.

  18. 18
    Benders Buggering Children says:

    Christmas? What the fuck’s that? Hanukkah, you pleb.

  19. 19
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Obvious. ‘The Great Escape’. Or ‘How the BBC escaped the same kind of vilification that News International got for much less serious crimes’.

  20. 20

    However bad Dave is, he couldn’t hold a candle to Gordon.

  21. 21

    Didn’t know you were the member for Hampton Wick.

  22. 22
    English Heretic says:

    Nothing’s too good for the (part time) workers!

  23. 23
  24. 24

    I’m not. The train only takes 6 minutes. I catch the helicopter from Battersesa back to the second home.

  25. 25
    Aunty Matter says:

    1 in 4 Nu Labia voters

  26. 26
    Beast says:

    A hollowed out pumpkin has more substance than Dave

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    hello new england.
    kiddie fiddlers outed.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    gordon enemy of blair. blair poodle to bush.
    head lizard?

  29. 29
    Beast says:

    I had the usual iniversity experiences with pumpkins, that is all I am prepared to say on the matter

  30. 30
    Ah! Monika says:

    Brillo and team convinced Portillo and Johnson last night that the DG and higher management at the BBC were not to blame because of the way the BBC management is set up to prevent management interfering with programme production.

    In other words they don’t actually manage. Fat salaries for doing nothing. But this was presented as a good thing, that’s HIGNFY and This Week who have suspended reality to defend the BBC.

  31. 31
    Gonk II says:

    Mehdi Hasan ..populist rabble rowser, didn’t work
    Emily Thornberry … embarrassed herself
    Cable …old
    Claire Perry… not bad, not as good as she thinks she is.
    Paul Nuttall … Could have been horrific, wasn’t.

  32. 32

    Please forgive me.

    I knew there was a chopper in it somewhere.

  33. 33
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I thought Nuttall came over well.

  34. 34
    Grimy Miner says:

    They should chuck the pumpkin away and carve directly on CMD’s head

  35. 35
    Waltzing Matilda says:

    Beast: I got this from a mate across the pond yesterday:

    Bloke was driving home late at night and felt very horny. Nobody about so he stopped in a nearby pumpkin patch, found something suitable, cut a slot and began banging away.

    Sorengrossed was he hat he failed to note a police car gliding silently to a halt right behind him.

    “Allo, allo, allo,” says officer, “what’s going on here? You are fucking a pumpkin! That’s not nice.”

    Thinking quickly on his feet, bloke replies: “Bugger me. Didn’t notice. Is it really past midnight already?

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