Video: Halloween Dave
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Looks more like The Joker from Batman films, to be honest.
Cast iron kiddie fiddler.
I deny it all! Oh, you meant call me Dave.
Now the fat fuck Fawkes has told the plebs the economy’s growing faster than a national treasure’s cock in a BBC creche, how the fuck am I gonna convince the plebs I need to print another £375,000,000,000 to give to me mates to “stimulate the economy”, with the announcement next month?
Ed Millionaireband will want his cut.
goodbye England
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9634127/One-in-four-British-babies-born-to-foreign-mothers.html
1 in 4 Nu Labia voters
hello new england.
kiddie fiddlers outed.
Family Justice Bill being debated in Parliament.
13 Conservative v 2 Labour MPs
Don’t all rush!
Be fair. The train goes at 11.03am. Remember we MPs have to travel.
If I rush and get that 11 o’clock train I can be back in the constituency by 11.42
First class OK?
Nothing’s too good for the (part time) workers!
Didn’t know you were the member for Hampton Wick.
I’m not. The train only takes 6 minutes. I catch the helicopter from Battersesa back to the second home.
Please forgive me.
I knew there was a chopper in it somewhere.
Jimmy would have loved this…..
That’s really clever!
I think one of gordon would have been scarier
However bad Dave is, he couldn’t hold a candle to Gordon.
gordon enemy of blair. blair poodle to bush.
head lizard?
OT. I see mad Mugabe wants the West to help fund their election. Hopefully CMD will grow a pair and a spine, tell him to Fuck away.
Just imagine one done on Mandelson’s winsome features.
If the Police arrest a dozen household names what are the BBC going to show at Christmas?
Christmas? What the fuck’s that? Hanukkah, you pleb.
Obvious. ‘The Great Escape’. Or ‘How the BBC escaped the same kind of vilification that News International got for much less serious crimes’.
Brillo and team convinced Portillo and Johnson last night that the DG and higher management at the BBC were not to blame because of the way the BBC management is set up to prevent management interfering with programme production.
In other words they don’t actually manage. Fat salaries for doing nothing. But this was presented as a good thing, that’s HIGNFY and This Week who have suspended reality to defend the BBC.
They should do one of Gordon Brown, except that his face is already a Halloween mask:
http://raincoatoptimism.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/gordon-brown-20101.jpg
BBC QT last night.
Emily Thornberry – What a jumped up pompous egotistical lying hypocritical prat.
Mehdi Hasan – How did he get through the door with a chip on his shoulder that big. He really is a loud mouthed arsewipe.
Mehdi Hasan ..populist rabble rowser, didn’t work
Emily Thornberry … embarrassed herself
Cable …old
Claire Perry… not bad, not as good as she thinks she is.
Paul Nuttall … Could have been horrific, wasn’t.
I thought Nuttall came over well.
Dave looking flush.
A hollowed out pumpkin has more substance than Dave
I had the usual iniversity experiences with pumpkins, that is all I am prepared to say on the matter
Beast: I got this from a mate across the pond yesterday:
Bloke was driving home late at night and felt very horny. Nobody about so he stopped in a nearby pumpkin patch, found something suitable, cut a slot and began banging away.
Sorengrossed was he hat he failed to note a police car gliding silently to a halt right behind him.
“Allo, allo, allo,” says officer, “what’s going on here? You are fucking a pumpkin! That’s not nice.”
Thinking quickly on his feet, bloke replies: “Bugger me. Didn’t notice. Is it really past midnight already?
They should chuck the pumpkin away and carve directly on CMD’s head