October 26th, 2012

Video: Halloween Dave

The stuff of nightmares. All other videos by the Poke are off-limits in the Guy Newsroom today…


35 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Looks more like The Joker from Batman films, to be honest.

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  2. 2
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Family Justice Bill being debated in Parliament.

    13 Conservative v 2 Labour MPs

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  3. 7
    Toon... says:

    Jimmy would have loved this….. :)

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  4. 9
    pink tourmaline says:

    That’s really clever!

    I think one of gordon would have been scarier

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  5. 10
    Sweeney, The says:

    OT. I see mad Mugabe wants the West to help fund their election. Hopefully CMD will grow a pair and a spine, tell him to Fuck away.

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  6. 12

    Just imagine one done on Mandelson’s winsome features.

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  7. 13
    Ah! Monika says:

    If the Police arrest a dozen household names what are the BBC going to show at Christmas?

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    • 18
      Benders Buggering Children says:

      Christmas? What the fuck’s that? Hanukkah, you pleb.

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    • 19
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Obvious. ‘The Great Escape’. Or ‘How the BBC escaped the same kind of vilification that News International got for much less serious crimes’.

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      • 30
        Ah! Monika says:

        Brillo and team convinced Portillo and Johnson last night that the DG and higher management at the BBC were not to blame because of the way the BBC management is set up to prevent management interfering with programme production.

        In other words they don’t actually manage. Fat salaries for doing nothing. But this was presented as a good thing, that’s HIGNFY and This Week who have suspended reality to defend the BBC.

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  8. 15
    Michael Myers has got nothing on Brown says:

    They should do one of Gordon Brown, except that his face is already a Halloween mask:

    http://raincoatoptimism.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/gordon-brown-20101.jpg

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  9. 16
    I don't need no doctor says:

    BBC QT last night.
    Emily Thornberry – What a jumped up pompous egotistical lying hypocritical prat.
    Mehdi Hasan – How did he get through the door with a chip on his shoulder that big. He really is a loud mouthed arsewipe.

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    • 31
      Gonk II says:

      Mehdi Hasan ..populist rabble rowser, didn’t work
      Emily Thornberry … embarrassed herself
      Cable …old
      Claire Perry… not bad, not as good as she thinks she is.
      Paul Nuttall … Could have been horrific, wasn’t.

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  10. 17
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Dave looking flush.

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  11. 26
    Beast says:

    A hollowed out pumpkin has more substance than Dave

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    • 29
      Beast says:

      I had the usual iniversity experiences with pumpkins, that is all I am prepared to say on the matter

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      • 35
        Waltzing Matilda says:

        Beast: I got this from a mate across the pond yesterday:

        Bloke was driving home late at night and felt very horny. Nobody about so he stopped in a nearby pumpkin patch, found something suitable, cut a slot and began banging away.

        Sorengrossed was he hat he failed to note a police car gliding silently to a halt right behind him.

        “Allo, allo, allo,” says officer, “what’s going on here? You are fucking a pumpkin! That’s not nice.”

        Thinking quickly on his feet, bloke replies: “Bugger me. Didn’t notice. Is it really past midnight already?

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  12. 34
    Grimy Miner says:

    They should chuck the pumpkin away and carve directly on CMD’s head

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We also need Zil lanes.


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