October 26th, 2012

Europe Labour Chief Calls for EU Referendum

Meet Hannes Swoboda, president of the Progressive Alliance of Socialists and Democrats of which Labour’s MEPs are proud card-carrying members. In a withering rant about British attitudes to Europe, Labour’s European Parliament chief announces their new referendum policy:

“Why should we be accommodating with them and not with the pro-Europeans? He [Cameron] is not a child with whom you have to be patient. They should decide what they want. It is not for me to push Britain out. I want Britain in, because without Britain we are weaker, but finally we cannot hold someone who wants to go. Or we have someone who doesn’t want to go but always tries to go. We have make it clear he has a choice…We should have a referendum now.”

That puts Labour’s bonkers Brussels crowd in an interesting position… 


  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    Excuse me but its my place to throw toys out of prams !


    • 10
      UKIP.i.am says:

      They don’t like the British in Brussels. They’ve started shooting us now.


      • 20
        V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

        It’s time to leave this corrupt club of Socialists.


        • 28
          Marcus Van Chutney says:

          “finally we cannot hold someone who wants to go. Or we have someone who doesn’t want to go but always tries to go”

          reminds me of a particularly bad BBQ meat based impacted stool

          in the end it had to hit the water, it was a hard decision to flush such a shiney beast


        • 69
          Lou Scannon says:

          Is there any club of Socialists that’s not corrupt ?


      • 33
        Farmer Giles says:

        is thaat not Timmy mallets glasses


    • 31
    • 65
      old git says:

      Henceforth November 22 2015 will be known as “Capitulation Day” the day when Cameron surrenders to his EU bosses on budget reform an also to the European Courts on votes for villains

      Initially Cameron was talking about vetoing ANY rises, now its been watered down to above inflation. But fear not Cameron WILL give in to Rumpy and pay whatever Rumpy demands. There will of course be buckets of spin put on his surrender to make him sound tough but we will still pay up, The convicts WILL get the vote too just you watch

      Oh yes they will get the vote, Cameron will capitulate. A couple of weeks ago he said he would veto ANY rise in the EU budget and would push for a reduction. But he is now in discussions with Rumpy about a rise in line with inflation at 5%. You can bet he will capitulate on this as well, However for some reason he thinks the electorate will believe his promise of a referendum AFTER the next election, you couldn’t make it up, Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!

      The Spinmiesters will pull out all the stops on this one, Just watch this space


  2. 2
    Tom Tomos says:

    How’s Carswell’s commons wheeze going this morning?


  3. 3
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Bloody hell, never agreed with a Socialist before.


  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    Surely Two Eds can have Two different positions on the same policy?

    Or are Labour dipping there toe in the water over this?


  5. 5
    Beast says:

    bye bye then you commie arse wipe


  6. 6
    Selohesra says:

    How about the EU call/organise the referendum instead if Dave hasn’t the Balls to do so


  7. 7
    Do Nowt Dave says:

    Nothing to see hear move on sheeples


  8. 9
    TTS Dan says:

    When will we see a revision of socialism?

    How many more millions does it have to kill and enslave before it is recognised as the gateway to oppression, tyranny and communism?

    Calling yourself a socialist should be akin to calling yourself a nazi, or fascist, or national socialist.


    • 14
      What Socialists keep having to tell themselves says:

      It will work next time comrDe, next time I tell you.


    • 30
      Peter Grimes says:

      Commufascist covers them all, as they all have the same aims, the subjugation of the people whilst they crow from the top of the shitpile.


      • 44
        BBC Pornographic Workshop says:

        …yeah but that’s what Cast Iron Cam & the toffs are doing isn’t it? Aristoliberal tyranny?


    • 41
      BBC Pornographic Workshop says:

      What about a national populist?


    • 51
      JH says:

      Try never.

      99% of the world’s population could die in squalid terror trying to reach Hogsbawm’s golden dawn, in the aftermath you would still have lefties in the surviving 1% claiming that we didn’t have enough socialism or it wasn’t proper socialism or we were diverted from the true path by evil Capitalists and people clinging to outmoded concepts such as ‘reality’ and ‘consequences’.

      Belief in Socialism is a fundamental vulnerability in the human mind, a cultural version of Herpes that flares up the second you think it’s cured.


  9. 11
    Ah! Monika says:

    It has always been LibDem policy to hold an in or out referendum. They only when quiet on this when it became apparent that they could well end up with an out result.


  10. 13
    Snaplegs says:

    Could the EU do something useful and force an in/out referendum on us?


  11. 15
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    BMW, VW, Siemens….just three massive German companies who would make sure that their good relations with the UK market was not put at risk by vindictive EU socialists when we leave.

    Not if, when.

    Cameron will again be on the wrong side and further despised for it.


    • 39
      lojolondon says:

      And the rest – Mercedes, Porsche, T-Mobile, EON, Allianz, Deutsche Bank, Deutsche Post (DHL), SAP, BASF.

      Instead of walking away like a man, Cameron will be grabbed by the throat, slapped around the face, his hair will be pulled until he cries, and eventually he will be chased away with a series of sharp kicks.

      And the same thing will happen if he comes to speak at our village, where everyone used to be Tory, now we only vote Tory for fear of the damage Millipede will do.


  12. 17
    Hannes Swoboda says:

    I shouldn’t want to keep you, if you don’t want to stay
    Until you’re gone forever, I’ll keep holding on for dear life
    Holding you this way, begging you to stay


  13. 19
    Sophie says:

    Dont let those red glasses fool you, deep down he really is a prat.


  14. 21
    Kebab Time says:

    labours EU Policy


  15. 22

    Shake his hand and you will have to count all your fingers afterwards.


  16. 23
    Anonymous says:

    The whole population , both for and against the EU, want this in/out referendum so our postion si established once and for all.


    • 25

      True. But much more sensible to use it as a bargaining chip to beat the EU over the head first.

      * Name me one EU budget that has shrunk?

      * Name me one year that the auditors have signed off the accounts as OK?

      * Name me one act repealing bureaucracy by the EU?


      • 75
        Waltzing Matilda says:

        All true – but if the Brits get out, that will surely encourage others such as Ireland, Greece, Portugal, Spain etc. to also seriusly consider getting out from under the iron heel. Let the others who want to stay just get on with it while those outside begin again to prosper.


  17. 32
  18. 34
    Handycock says:

    I’m pro-Europe, pro-Russia and pro-young girls. Jahbulon.


  19. 35
    Anonymous says:

    25% unemployment in Spain and the devastation of the country previously known as Greece(now just a part of Germany), is a price well worth paying to save the Euro, and of course the face saving of the rich European political elite.

    These politicians will never starve, but the Greeks and Spanish are starving now! Who gives a shit though, it’s well worth it if it saves the Euro!!


    • 64

      Nein, nein, nein!! You dwarfish Engerlanders are not untershtanding zat zis iz alles über der Grrreater Chermany!! Ze more zey owe us, ze more ve OWN ZEM!!

      Der EU vill last ein 1000 Jahre!! For you – der krieg ist über!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      Danke für Ihren anruf der weiblich fuehrer.


  20. 37
    Farmer Giles says:

    Is that Timmy Mallets glasses


  21. 38
    No respect for J3ws from Respect says:


    • 46
      Respect's offensive Tweet says:

      “It’s such a shame that the history teachers in our school never taught us this but they are the first to start brainwashing us and our children into thinking the bad guy was Hitler. What have the J3ws done good in this world??”



      • 56
        Jimmy says:

        You’re going to have the Galloway fans here on your case any minute now.


      • 58
        UKIP.i.am says:

        Created a true democratic country, looked after their people and made their country prosperous. What have Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, Venezuela, Russia etc done?


        • 81
          Mal says:

          Agreed. Now if we can get back to the EU, we don’t need a referendum, only someone with guts enough to say we are going to withhold all payments to them until their auditors are able to sign off the books (I think it is something like 16 years since they were able to do that) – no problem, they will ask us to leave – job done!


    • 48
      UKIP.i.am says:

      I like the amended GG quote ‘RESPECT and BNP are two cheeks of the same arse’.


  22. 40
    Jimmy says:

    I have an idea. Why don’t the people who want to leave the EU vote for a party which wants that too. Job done!

    I’m amazed no one ever thought of it before.


  23. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Either with us or against us mentality.

    This shows that debate on a different direction is not allowed in Brussels.

    All this stupidity is just a road to the ultimate end game. They only want our resources and our ability to vote with them. They are taking advantage of the crisis caused by their own policies to overpower the state governments. It is like throwing sweets to a dog and leading it off a cliff. All those hand-outs (bribes) we saw while travelling around the EU states in the 1990’s all encouraged the entitlement idea. It took the EU 20 years to train these states and it will take 20 years to correct the problem.

    Get out while the going is good and make it a positive move. It is early days at present and it can only get worse. We are just seeing the start of the general state based strikes. Industry sectors (coal) did hold the UK to ransom why not a states holding Brussels to ransom. The “I want more culture” will continue to grow.

    Why not? EU has set it self up as a system to redistribute wealth so why not fight for more.

    I assume if the EU makes a proper success of its program and becomes democratic they will gladly want us back. But let them sort out the growing pains. There is nothing stopping us supporting the decisions of the EU to further their goals, but let it be support for the EU without the downside of being part of the experiment. If it is considered that the EU would not let us back in, then the EU, by definition, is not a place to be.


    • 67
      Peter Grimes says:

      I understand that Spain is to bolster employment by giving masses of unemployed a comb and dustpan each and is requiring them to sweep the runways of the 48, I’ll repeat, 48 new regional airports built in the last 20 years, paid for mostly by EU money, including ours, of course.


  24. 62
    I do not want the same air as the meddling, scrounging Edinburgh arsewipes says:

    Yup! It is time to go!


  25. 68
    PLEBiScites R us says:

    for a poli that’s a reasonably straight proposition

    perhaps mr swoboda would like to suggest the wording of the referendum

    would that be safer than leaving it to the uk’s poli’s – they’re likely to pull the wool by asking us if we don’t like the bad bits of the ec – which doesn’t solve anything

    if we’re in the ec, then surely we join the emu – correct mr swoboda?

    so its in (totally) or out (totally)


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