October 26th, 2012

‘Baggy MP’ and the Online Sex Shop Mystery

Computer nerd Tom Watson’s online username is ‘BaggyMP’. Here is his Flickr account, his FriendFeed account, his online university account, and his Last.fm profile. All with the distinctive username “BaggyMP”.

There is an eBay account which coincidentally also uses the name BaggyMP. There is no suggestion Mr Watson used this account to access eBay. Guido doesn’t know for sure – unlike those internet accounts above the eBay account doesn’t provide a real name. Most of the purchases are pretty boring; musical instruments and toys for the owner’s kids etc. Except one. On February 13, 2005, “BaggyMP” left feedback for an online sex shop called Love Erotic that specialises in bondage gear and products like “male enhancer cream”. Apparently BaggyMP was delighted with his or her buy, commenting: “a very nice and unusual acquisition, thank you”. Whomever the eBay BaggyMP is, Guido hopes they had a happy Valentine’s Day…


88 Comments

  1. 1
    Selohesra says:

    The thought of Twatson in any sexual act is really too unpleasant for a family bog

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  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Well , lets be honest, cant expect a staunch labour MP taking the blue pill ;)

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  3. 3
    Hang The Bastards says:

    PRICELESS

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  4. 6
    Foxy stoat says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

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  5. 9
    Anonymous says:

    pretty desperate stuff this, long lunch was it?

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    • 24
      UKIP.i.am says:

      For once I agree. Even twats like Watson deserve some privacy.

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      • 75
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        Normally I would agree, but Watson would not hesitate to do this sort of thing to others as part of his smearing tactics, so it’s fair game.

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    • 48
      Anonymous says:

      Greedo’s getting desperate – looks like it’s all over for the ConDems.

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    • 50
      Rotherham Person says:

      Probably a very boozy one

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    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      a less desperate world.

      A child who’d developed a crippling fear of leaving the house has been brought out of his shell by a disabled dog.

      Owen Howkins was born with a genetic condition which means his muscles are always tense.

      As he grew up, he started to realise he wasn’t the same as other children, and became increasingly withdrawn.

      But that all changed when his father brought home Haatchi – an Anatolian Shepherd who had lost his tail and back leg in an accident. Owen, seven, began taking Haatchi to dog shows, and his fear of strangers was replaced with an eagerness to talk about his pet.

      “The difference we see in him can’t be put into words,” said Owen’s father’s fiancée.

      and there you have it. life giving and affirming good energy vs the bad draining energy of mind feckers and absolute users of this world.
      your choice.

      hat tip. This Week.

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  6. 10
    cynic says:

    Maybe after that purchase he’s a not-so-baggyMP now?

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    • 46
      Anonymous says:

      if watson knows the link to the pm’s office, re those who may or may not have a link with savile, why does he not say who are these individuals. parliamentary priviledge he has.

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      • 52
        Engineer says:

        There are known links between Watson and the last government’s discredited smearers. Watson may be smearing, or planting the idea of a smear, by trying to suggest a link in the minds of the general public between unconnected events or people. It wouldn’t be the first time, and is just the sort of thing the Watsons of this world would do.

        Take no notice of Watson ‘suggestions’ until they are proved true by independent sources, which in all probability they won’t be, because there is no factual basis for them.

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        • 68
          Anonymous says:

          smear an adult and the adult may be able to protect.
          what about the world beyond smear, where state enables and the kids can do nowt.
          if the kid say something then you can threaten, you can buy off the protectors or failing that you tell the child that nobody will believe you. if that doesn’t work then there is always the possibilty of isolating the child. When extreme dependency is there the child rather believe that nothing happened. who wants to face unpleasantness? Going further

          there can be a determined effort to make the child believe that no one will trust you, by implication you should not trust yourself. evil has been essential so the the perperator can live, indecently.

          l.i.v.e decently or be indecently e.v.i.l
          put like that there is no choice,
          but free will exists. and there you have the problem with the desire for apparent unlimited freedom, the world of the womb. stay like a child or grown up, although we do have a choice, in reality do we, really?

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  7. 11
    Flabby MP says:

    Eurgh! Too much information. Put me off my lunch!

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  8. 12
    I am still not living a lie for a violating, bullying, exploitive pathetic lying Gaybo says:

    Pathetic!

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  9. 13
    Ex Ah! Monika says:

    Will be in every MP’s inbox by now…..Brilliant.
    There’s no lubricating cream without fire!

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  10. 14
    GloryTory says:

    New Sex icon?

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  11. 15
    Snotsicle says:

    On his playlist: “Dave’s True Story, Nadine”

    Sadly not the Dave or Nadine that he was probably hoping for.

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  12. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Slap my arse and call me baggy.

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  13. 17
    Bothered says:

    from feedback as a selller:
    fast service. excellent seller. nappies are fantastic madmidwife2 ( 43) 09-Sep-05 10:51
    — (#7709067755)

    Looks like BaggyMP has been selling nappies – who could have been buying those? No sign of rocking horses though.

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  14. 18
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Did he rub it on his man boobs. Must have had a litre or two.

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  15. 21
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a bit like the time I discovered that shortly after her civil partnership ceremony, a certain Labour front bencher put in an expenses claim for batteries.

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  16. 25
    Chris Bryant says:

    FYI, the sex shop website is not blocked on the Parliamentary Estate…

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  17. 26
    fuck the bbc says:

    Billy Bragg is his most played artist – ha ha ha ha ha

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  18. 27
    Glamstrad says:

    Wow, Tom Watson probably has some kind of sex life? Obviously some kind of pervert. I look forward to the headlines ‘MP KNOWN TO HAVE SEX ON OCCASSION!’

    Pretty dire cry for attention this. Hope Watson doesn’t have any pet rabbits.

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  19. 29
    My old moniker seems to be being m/dd/e/d says:

    “On February 13, 2005, “BaggyMP” left feedback..”

    Whatever it was, I hope we didn’t pay for it (other than providing him with the wages that paid for it, of course). Anything unusual on his expenses around about this date?

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  20. 30
    freddie fraudster says:

    if its the realy baggy hes been selling nappies too

    Gordon’s excess stock?

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  21. 33

    Well, you have to give the man marks for honesty.

    He has given himself a piggy nose.

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  22. 34
    sir boffton toffton mp says:

    he’ll pull through

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  23. 35
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Maybe this is what Tom Watson was referring to at PMQs?!

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  24. 36
    Brown out and PAY ME DAMAGES says:

    I do not want to know what the ugly flabby arsehole’s hobbies are?

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    • 83
      Apache. says:

      Good old Tom has really got the lynchmob rat pack in a frenzy,calm down dears it,s only a PLANT, which is what a lot of you are ,ie, vegetables.

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  25. 38
    Tom @ MSE says:

    Baggymp is also a member of money saving expert.

    Odd that an MP should be asking for consumer advice though.

    http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/search.php?searchid=134771173

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  26. 39
    Doobery says:

    This is pretty desperate.

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  27. 43
    fat slob alert... says:

    oh bunter what a wheeze….

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  29. 47
    Fingers in Every Pie says:

    It was Watson who put the Cameron spoof on Youtube

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  30. 49
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Jim Davidson in the D Star says there’s another big name celebrity ‘wow’ to come out a la Savile – but alive!!!

    Gordon’s … a-l-i-v-e …

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    • 71
      Anonymous says:

      l.i.v.e. decent
      or be indecently e.v.i.l

      do we just want to live, or have a life, a decent life.
      why put up with less.
      less of the old old is definitely more of the new new…..but the enablers of the old world have to go first?, from our lives.

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  31. 51
    wait till the shit hits the bbc fan again... says:

    plod sorts visiting list for bbc 12 … jim certainly fixed them

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  32. 53
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Male enhancer cream”? The other day with the “former PM” allegations– the famous exchange with Michael Gove– the Mafia boss allegation at the committee hearing– when has Tom Watson ever failed to “rise to the occasion,” I ask? This would be the first time!

    (Any excuse to show Fat Bastard ranting, I say!)

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    • 70
      Anonymous says:

      That picture indicates high heart attack/stroke potential. That would be such a shame wouldn’t it?

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  33. 58
    Andy Coulson's monkey says:

    Jeez WikiGuido is truely shite. Guido really must have been desperate to hire Nahum to write this intrusive rubbish.

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  34. 61
    BaggyMP says:

    The cream is to prevent chafing between my ample thighs.

    Once I get sweaty they lubricate themselves, but after the bath I like to use the cream to facilitate comfortable movement between my X-Box bean bag and the fridge.

    So nothing to report here Fawkes. Shame on you.

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  35. 62
    JH says:

    Err, judging by the rebutty-bots popping up, Guido might me on to something here.

    Tee Hee.

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  36. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t suppose the appearance of this post has anything to do with Watson tweeting this story?

    http://bit.ly/QJG5jP

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    • 69
      x Men says:

      Wonder why McBride and Dolly want to let sleeping dogs lie, would there be even more to come out if someone rattled the dogs’ feeding bowl?

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  37. 64
    moby dick says:

    putting MP

    IS HE SANE?

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  38. 65
    Some Twat up North says:

    Well, one things for sure. He hasn’t used it on his head!

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  39. 67
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, he’s been flushed out, caught in the act purchasing these things!

    Did he go for the rocking horse and nappy outfit?

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  40. 73
    Spartacus says:

    I am BaggyMP

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  41. 76
    Crazy Tony says:

    FWIW. The “Specials fan” feedback on ebay also ties in with his last.fm chart history.

    “Instant payment. Quick efficient transaction. Specials fan too! Thanks baggymp”

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  42. 78
    MacGuffin says:

    Who actually cares if Tom Watson has bought something naughty? How is this of any importance or relevance?

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  43. 79
    Commissioner Gordon (Miss). says:

    Bostin’ buttplugs Fatman!

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  44. 81
    Anonymous says:

    So, this cream stops the dishonorable member from getting ‘baggy’ at the wrong time?

    Keeps him a ‘straight-up’ kind of guy?

    (like gorgeous George!)

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  45. 86
    BlueNose says:

    Boing Boing bag of shit!

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