Guido Android App
Some 20% of Guido’s readers now come view the blog via mobile phones and tablets. This new app gives a richer experience – with interactivity. The blog feed on the app is light-format, you can click through to the desktop version with all the comments. Twitter is integrated into the app, as is a tip-off via email function if you have any gossip for us. If you are using the app on a phone you can now call and speak with us just by double clicking. If there is big story we will send users a push notification alert of the breaking news straight to your phone…
It works on on iPhone, Android and BlackBerry as well as iPad and Android tablets. How much for all this functionality? The first 5000 downloads of the app will be free. The Android native app can be downloaded here. For all other devices you can download it here…
Could you please leave the simple site up for us stoneage blackberry users.
It works on BlackBerries too.
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Tony Blair accepted a free job from America
It wasn’t free. The UK Taxpayers had to spend billions of £’s in bombs and equipment plus innumerable lives PLUS the 24 hour bodyguard bill you mugs pick up every year.
P.S. What recession ??
Works on an iPod Touch as well.
I think it’s like well disgusting that these companies like don’t pay tax and stuff. And what about them companies that like have slave labour in like China and stuff? That’s well like so bad.They like pay nothing and stuff. It’s well wrong. Protest and stuff, comrades!
Sent from my iPad.
a BBC free sky tv app (on my sky +) would be sweet.
and TV Tax free.
Don’t want to fund a p43dophile and drugs ring? Then don’t fund the BBC
♫ A Finger of Fun is just enough
♫ to give your kids
♫ A TREAT ♫
Does it work on Nokia Symbian?
LOL, how sad! Just imagine all the little drones who have to lead their pathetic little lives through mobile phones and tablets.
Nothing sadder than someone who has to big themselves up by slagging someone else off. (This post excluded of course, because it is not slagging but raising a reasonable point, you know?)
Nothing sadder than lowly twats who can’t switch off their stupid phones when talking to someone. They deserve their pathetic lives.
goodbye England
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9634127/One-in-four-British-babies-born-to-foreign-mothers.html
That was always the plan.
Population replacement means no more of those awkward English troublemakers and lots more people thankful and grateful to the EU, for allowing them to escape their third world shitholes and recreate them here.
We’ve basically been invaded by what were our enemies of the 19th and 20th centuries and they got us to pay the fare over. If you want to see the future of the nation pop along to Newark in Nottinghamshire it’s typical of many old market towns. An utter shite hole of East European Baby Boomers the benefit bill is outstanding! Even the ‘posh’ bits of the place now have gangs of Chavski roaming about. Wait till they let the Serbs in!
I have a phone that’s just a phone a Nokyia 100 or something, can I install your andyroid app
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PS thought I would ask first as somebody else will.
That’s a coincidence. I have a 100 Nokyias.
they are all in a box under the bed. I keep them there to throw in case of burglars. Burglars wanting to steal my Tupperware box of broken Nokyieas.
You’d have to get up very early to outfox me..Very early. As I never go to bed.
Moooooo!
Hi Gordon, still using a Nokia?
Not nexus 7 compatable
Sorry to hear that. Can’t you get it out of the box?
My Google Nexus 7 is great. Don’t think the iPad mini attempt to copy it will do too well.
I’ve got one meself, AC1, damn fine gadget it is too.
Nex7 is great
Amazon Cloud Player is good.
The voice recognition is mostly good. I use the “set alarm for” all the time. Maybe it’s because they nicked the voice of IronMan’s electronic butler.
Skype’s useful to have on there.
The GPS is quick and accurate, and pre-cacheing in google maps makes it fantastic.
I am a Nexus 6.
I have ordered your retirement.
Its too bad he will live..but then again, who cares?
It probably really is. It’s just the stupid Google play store telling you it isn’t…
GCHQ would be impressed by the access this app wants, please fix that and put the comments in
you seem to have had your monika for some time now. Even nell was blocked for a time.
Got Ah! Monika back yesterday blocked again today.
But I take your point
My last comment was manually deleted. I feel honoured to have inspired our hosts to perform an old-fashioned hand job.
Works here
And for the real AM
Posting too much?
Guido blocks the IP address
What’s nell?
Top Tip! Desperate marketing people: if your product or service is a pile of boring shite (or you simply lack any imagination or independence of thought) just describe it as “an experience”. If you’re really stuck, notify the whole world that you’re a total c*nt by describing it as a “rich experience”.
‘Moving forwards’, let’s check the permissions this ‘app’ needs:
“take pictures and videos – Allows the app to take pictures and videos with the camera.”
That’s not very good, is it?
“Storage – modify/delete USB storage contents modify/delete SD card contents
Allows the app to write to the USB storage. Allows the app to write to the SD card.”
Why would it need to do that?
Write to storage – could be for caching content
Taking pictures – maybe to take pictures of documents for guido
Phone calls – call guido and whisper to him sexfully
That said, dark blue text on black background makes my eyes hurt
Doesn’t Guido have neo Guido to call him up and whisper sexy messages?
I’m not installing an app that wants permissions to use the camera.
Neither would I
Nor me.
Arrests to follow in the Jimmy Savile case. Freddy Starr and Gary Glitter will be doing a Porridge special on Christmas Day….
No no, surely not. Mr Starr protested his innocence the other day and I for one believed every word.
Eating Hamster meant something different in my day
Somehow Jimmy – One thinks that Esther has a lot more to own up to yet; what with your visits to Isreal and various free appearances in around Leeds at some synagoges etc
Oy vay bits have been revealed / published in the JC – who also seem to be trying to protect themselves. Now who is this Greville Janner bloke?
Jim was fixed.
given abundant freedom to love the dead. and fix it for charlie and andy what with their difficulties in their married life.
fixed it
Amazing what some would do for a Jim’ll fix it medal. I dread to what they were charging for a Blue Peter gold badge.
Responding to the remarks, David Cameron said the MP had raised “a very difficult and complex case”, adding he was unclear which former Prime Minister Mr Watson was referring to.
Cameron claims to know that the case is very difficult and complex but not no more. wierd.
Guido’s Contents Hacking Quackery.
No need to back up my phone with this app installed, all my data is now on Guido’s servers.
And here
All this technology is leaving me behind!!
microsoft have brought out touchscreen windows 8 – but question is does my laptop have the ability to use it. I don’t know how to find out!! ++Sigh++
No. oh and don’t buy windows 8 (it’s looking like Vista version 2). In fact NEVER buy a windows OS till at least SP1 comes out.
I don’t like change AC1 – I’ve got the three of us working 2 laptops and one desktop really well on Windows7.
I know the problems that come from trying to upgrade or change systems. In the past after such experiments I’ve spent days getting all three computers back up and running.
So I think I shall avoid windows 8 and apps thingies – at least for the time being!!
Use Linux instead, the various GUI choices you have (e.g. Gnome, KDE, Cinnamon, MATE) are very good these days and as it’s Open Source there are *lots* of sources of information on the net about how to do things with it.
Unlike Windows, you can try it out before installing it, by using a “Live CD” which.
I recommend the Mint version of Linux (Mint) with Cinnamon GUI which is one of the choices of GUI that come with it.
Been Microsoft free for 3 years now.
Why would people want to pay for spyware like windows when Linux doesn’t get viruses and is free?
I use linux too, but I wouldn’t recommended changing to anyone who has a working system!
Keep Windows 7, it’ll be good for a long time yet.
I still prefer semaphore, but sadly its a dying art. Plus the eyesight is getting a bit dodgy so the range has come down to about 25 yards. Still more reliable than Windows 7 though.
can’t you all just use your brains – as i do?
all this belly-aching about technology being difficult is getting me down
and as for my battery that wished be a ‘good day’ after charging me up – well I just ask you
Not working on my android 2.2 tablet. Probably because its wireless and has no sim/phone functions, so it cannot read phonecalls, access GPS or the other permissions it asks for which an app like this shouldn’t be asking for.
on an Android phone, allow installation from unknown sources/ non market apps has to be enabled in security settings.
Have they got an App for my recycled baked-bean tin and taut string?
Dear Jim’ll Fix It
Can you fix it for a girl in my class to come on holiday with me as i really fancy her?
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Yours sincerely
Jeremy Forrest age 30
You in America then? I’ll pass, thanks.
…..20 fucktards read this shite on their phones.
We’re still number one for internet shite, though.
Less is more. Keep them panting.
Is it true that Harriet Harman uses Gynoid?
I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail recently.
You think YOU have it bad?
Ed Balls has definitely lost it. David Millionaireband to replace Balls as shadow chancellor? As Ed Millionaireband the bottle to sack Balls?
Replace Balls with Chuk us ya money !
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This of course is militwit’s problem. There is no real competence or talent within the present opposition.
Who could he make shadow chancellor ? tomwatson – chuckusyamoney, eagle??!! He hasn’t got a single person on that shadow front bench that any of we ordinary plebs would trust with our kids pocket money!!
He could bring back one eye !
New BBC Sitcom
At second homes with the Cooper-Balls.
Yvette “Hello Darling, how was your day?”
Ed – “Hmmm, Not bad. A lot of Tv. I’m a bit tired.”
Yvette “Lasagne is in the oven. Shall I put Sky News on?”
Ed – “no.”
Westminster dog of the year. How come Harriet Harman didn’t win?
Because I’m a bitch.
harriet harman is a very sinister creature – she spent years of her life campaigning to make child abuse legal.
As a mother and grandmother I find her completely repugnant!
She has a face like a Bulldog’s arse cheeks when it’s taking a dump
It’s a wonder Harmann didn’t end up working for the BBC.
.. who else would employ her?
she is unfazed.
clearly she is even more protected than the excitable Blair.
So true Nell, she was an officer of the National Council for Civil Liberties (NCCL) which morphed into today’s Liberty. During her time there they spent their time campaigning for civil rights for paedos and promoting PIE the Peadophile Information Exchange.
Liberty (The National Council for Civil Liberties)
In March 1976, the UK’s political pressure group Liberty, under their alternate name National Council for Civil Liberties, (NCCL) called for an equal age of consent of 14 in Britain. Its submission to the Criminal Law Revision Committee generated extensive newspaper coverage. Albeit the report recognised the merits for the abolition of the age of consent, it proposed the retention of a prohibition upon sex below the age of 14 “as a compromise with public attitudes”:[8]
“Although it is both logical, and consistent with modern knowledge about child development, to suggest that the age of consent should be abolished, we fear that, given the present state of public attitudes on this topic, it will not be politically possible to abolish the age of consent”.[9]
The NCCL argued “childhood sexual experiences, willingly engaged in, with an adult result in no identifiable damage”, suggesting more harm was caused when the children retold their experiences in court or to the press. The submission was signed by Harriet Harman who later went on to become leader of the House of Commons and deputy leader of the Labour Party.[10]
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9633379/Gordon-Browns-secret-army-could-defeat-the-Coalitions-welfare-and-education-reforms.html
It’s wanky Do Nowt Daves own fault As yet again he lied to us when he said he would get rid of quango’s
his failure to do so will come back to bite him on his little toff arse
and make sure he loses the next erection
BBC radio 4 started the 9pm news. “Labour say that Britain’s economy is still weak” and did not report what the PM had to say until the end.
Surely this can not be correct procedure? They certainly did not report what the Conservatives had to say first about any GDP announcement when Labour was in power.
I would think announcing the official figures first, then a comment from the government followed by comments from opposition parties should be the neutral policy.
Neutral policy has little meaning to the Beeboid machine, but you would have thought Dave would have taken these little slips up with Fat Pang by now, but doubtless he has other important issues on his mind.
We’re they downloading child porn at the time ?
We’re just immensely grateful that everyone’s learned the lessons, drawn a line under it and moved on from the Jimmy Sovile accusations.
It all happened under Fatcher, anyway.
We no longer need an EastEurope@n communist style state broadcaster for which we are all forced to pay a license fee.
We are all fed up with their attempts at leftwing propaganda. For instance Youngnells tonight was watching attenborough and polar bears and being told that anthropogenic global warming is going to destroy all the polar ice and hence the bears.
I had to intervene in the end and explain that actually attenborough had been conned by leftwing folks like jones of the uea and that actually polar ice , as shown by satellite, has increased over thee last 16 years , not decreased as the beeb keeps trying to tell us. And actually we now know the polar bear population in on the increase not the decrease!
And if the beeb can lie over that they can lie over anything including savilegate!!
And frankly since they have lied over those two things and much more besides the value of their output is derisory!!
+1
Sky also run a daily puff piece (as a space/time filler) about the opening of the north west passage as being a/the direct result of the global warming which hasn’t been happening for the past 16 years.
Comes complete with the fabled furry endangered polar bear diving off a very small piece of ice floe.
Well said nell. It’s nice to hear a Mother actually talking to a child. You don’t see much of that nowadays.
Puffing up Keynesianism is the narrative. Anything outside the narrative is not reported.
what belief system anyone holds is their biz.
we should not be funding the BBC.
Cammoron,one nation state indeed,in fact the last time we had a one nation state was under Disraeli.
This state concerned England,but when eventually we embraced the other three we started to go downhill.
The welsh assembly,the scottish assembly and the northern irish assembly should never have happened.
As long as this situation is allowed to go on we are the losers,the one nation state was set up by the english and it involved as well a commonwealth.
This one nation state was administered by the english and was sucessful and we prospered.
Devolve powers to the other three and you have got a mis-mash of who wants power,which leads to what is national identity.
Then you need to put into this mix the peoples who have come here from other countries and you then have a problem as to what is ONE NATION.
http://jerseyabusescandal.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/blog-post.html
O/T tom watson the other day said in parliament that no10 was connected to
ch ild ab use.
Was he referring to this and his old boss?
I’ve never heard of Gordon Brown. Who is he ?
Brown abused 50 million English at least
And then of course there was that Scottish pa ed o ph ile scandal that was so big in gordon and bliars day that bliar apparently slapped a D notice on it.
Who were they trying to protect there??!!
d….is a downer.
for the daddy’s of this world.
if we grew up a bit we would need ‘em less. Their freedoms depend on our inabilities.
It was interesting tonight that the Scotland Yard chap reporting on the savile scandal said about ‘ people in positions of power’ – ‘we are coming after you’
He obviously was conveying a hidden message to people that they had identified even though he did not name them tonight.
he probably read it in some cheap detective story
depressing the language to which these people resort -then again perhaps he’s just a vogon in disguise
wretched – just wretched!
They call it rattling people’s cages. It usually means they don’t have enough evidence and they hope someone will confess.
There was a time when fake beggars made an effort to look genuine. Today’s fake beggars can’t even be bothered to do that. The other day I saw one in nice, clean clothes and wearing lipstick sitting outside a Sainsbury’s asking for change. Is there anybody really thick enough to give money to someone who’s so obviously not homeless?
Yes. You have no idea how gullible the middle classes are these days. They think that because soomeone says they are ‘deprived’ they must be.
I was just experimenting with some of Mrs Balls stuff.
is that all your android can do?
it wouldn’t be worth my while getting out of battery dock to do just that
i’m amazed at the small-mindedness that pervades the universe about me
i suppose you’ll be wanting a cup of tea next
Ha wanker Mason on Newsnight claiming all the growth was down to the Olympics.
that bloke makes me turn over
Fucks sake, Newsnight, doom, doom, doom.
Stick to hiding stories about BBC perverts you c u nt z
UKIP’s arse kicking P*ul Nuttall on Question Time now. I already want to punch Mehdi Hasan after just seeing his smug face.
What a shock, Essler siding with the Liebore mong
It’s not been ten minutes and someone in the Question Time audience has already blamed Thatcher! Ironically she began by saying she’s tired of this government blaming the last Labour government! You couldn’t make it up!
*Yawns*
Is everso one word? Oh, FFS. Who gives a toss?
Everso is not a word.
You probably think it’s Thatcher’s fault.
Clare Perry tearing Emily Fatbelly a new one.
Someone should tell Emily Fatbelly it’s a bit hard to swallow her pontificating about cuts and the plight of the poor when she clearly likes to eat between meals.
and between snacks.
I must say, I’d never taken Clare Perry seriously before but she’s doing a storming job tonight taking on Fatbelly and Hasan.
Emily Fatbelly on government plans to cap child benefit: “People have children for love, not money”.
Sorry, I have to call an ambulance. My sides need stitching back together.
+ lots
Newsnight must know its days are numbered so it doesn’t give a fuck how biased it is. Tonight’s edition was so blatantly anti-government it was laughable.The BBC must have something really juicy on Cameron if he doesn’t take the present opportunity to abolish the licence fee.
abolish the licence, not the licence fee.
Abolish the fee. I don’t give a f*ck about the licence.
Abolish the License Fee!!
If folks want to watch then pay a subscription as you would for Sky. The beeb then will have to be balanced and competitive .
I doubt it will survive and that would be good!!
At best it’s unbalanced, biased, worthless and tell’s the most awful lies!!
Be less money to fund the BBC drugs and child-abuse ring…
no licence. no beeb. no licence fee.
Not the typical Question Time audience tonight. Applause for Nuttall and for comments by audience members condemning benefit scroungers.
Newsnight desperately looking for every possible economic negative, then Gavin Estler puts a token request to typically ignorant Labour c*nt to apologise for Labour’s ruining our economy, allows him to waffle and avoid the point, yet lets him constantly talk over Conservative Business Minister.
The Government should simply refuse to allow ministers to appear on Newsnight – it is so biased as to be shocking.
+1
This audience doesn’t sound particularly W. London. I thought Slough was still in Middlesex?
Berks.
Agreed. I’ll go and do something more intersting.
More Mumbai than Middlesex.
Talk about a rolling tumbleweed moment. Hasan just made an utter twat of himself with a miserable attempt at a joke, calling the child benefit cap “tough on babies, tough on the causes of babies”. He obviously expected to get a round of applause and enormous laughter. He didn’t get either.
Anyone looked into Fatbelly’s expenses? I have a feeling a fair few bars of chocolate are on her expenses forms.
Yep is was not his finest moment. A Sarah Teather performance.
That stupid Labour woman does not or does not want to understand that IDS is not attacking anyone who does their best to find work. What IDS is atticking is the system that encourages people not to work.
Stupid Stupid Thick Labour COW
Savile question!
Too far, too fast. The economy is flat-lining. We need a Plan ‘B’. It started in America. I am an economic genius.
Mehdi Hussan says Entwistle did not sexually abuse Children
True
But neither did Rupert and James Murdoch hack phones.
Why should the BBC be treated any differently to the Murdoch press? Is it because they are a bunch of Lefties?
Yes.
beeb’s crime is worse. Punishment will be worse.
Yes!
Entwistle may not have sexually abused children but he did try to cover the abuse up as did many of his predecessors. And not only that but they facilitated savile’s access to hundreds of children knowing he was a serial abuser.
Yes they did know that!! And yet they kept giving him more and more children’s programmes and more access to vulnerable children to abuse.
No doubt they were advised by HarriettHarman the campaigner for making child pornography and sex with minors legal, that this was best leftwing practice !!! Since she is also a mother – I regard her attitudes and actions as immensely evil!!
+1
You are well on form tonight Nell. Unlike Mehdi Hussan who made a complete tit of himself (again).
Yhe abuse occurred on BBC premises and BBC staff were aware of it, end of.
anything goes for our so far safe establishment.
The issue is the culture of innocent trust.
Patten says of Newsnight editor “I could not have been expected to disbelieve a senior editor”.
children are innocent.
teenagers are a bit more grown.up
I love Emily Fourbellys !!
She wasn’t fat when I knew her, when she was a little girl with braided hair and tinsel teeth and she called herself “Eliza.” (I bet you didn’t know she knew David Miliband back then either!)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6eMo_4VwK6w/TzUqdYvjKPI/AAAAAAAAAMU/7l6oC979Uik/s1600/93952_dikaya-semejka-tornberri_or_The-Wild-Thornberrys_1024x768_(www.GdeFon.ru).jpg
No one will ever know if I did a Savile. I’m well protected.
During bliar’s and brown’s day there was a mega p@edophile scandal in scotland. bliar slapped a D Notice on it to protect powerful scottish people. I wonder who they could have been?!
Some blogs are suggesting that brown is associated to HautDeLaGarenne.
And tonight Scotland yard spokesmen has said they have uncovered evidence of people in power abusing children and that the Met will be going after them. Who can they mean?
There have been rumours for years about a Privy Councillor.
privy to what? councillor.
When you start asking questions about who knew what
What about all those James Bonds and Sherlocks they’ve got?
Does it scan that the whole gang couldn’t find an elephant
Or, perchance, that what they’ve fed US were placeboes and cant?
according to you everything is labours fault including thatcher and cameron FFS get a life
Question Crime
UKIPer looking the best on the panel.
Merdey Arsean looking an arse, but no surprise there.
Did Labour’s Shadow Attorney General really say that “the EU is is beginning to realise that different countries have different cultures”?
What a pillock!!
Immigrants’ Expenses Not Taxed
UK staff are taxed on expenses, but some immigrants’ expenses are not taxed.
HMRC should tax expenses incurred by immigrants brought into the UK by Intra-Company Transfer, in the same way that UK staff are taxed.
It’s called Fairness™.
I am totally agree with you …I think HMRC do a positive discrimination
You already do fuck a diddly duck. His name’s John.
Shouldn’t the Banner homes add below be in either Russian or Arabic?
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cant post wont post
I endorse….errr…..Ed Miliband for Prime Minister after thw 2015 General Election.
Thank you all so much.
Doesn’t work on Samsung Galaxy Tab 2!!
Er… on iPhone this isn’t an app at all. It’s simply a version of the webpage that’s formatted for mobile devices. It not being in the App Store, it is not an App and in this form will always be free. It’s simply a webpage link that you can stick on your home screen!
Could you make the app child friendly?
I had a child friendly app on my phone.
Tap the app and hey presto.
They’re saying I shagged dead bodies now.(R5 live.)
I had my enemies, but I didn’t think I had perverse one’s.