Charlie Elphicke’s four year old Norfolk Terrier, and very good boy, Star has collared the prize of this year’s Westminster Dog of the Year.
Runners up were David Burrowes and Lindsay Hoyle.
Lets all paws for a round of applause.
UPDATE: Star will be on the Daily Politics.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Time the whole lot were kenneled
Henry Ford can go and fuck himself. Anti-semitic c’unt!
George and I get the ONS to cook up some Bullshit to fool the plebs with tales of recovery – all due to the statistical quirk of the extra bank holiday in June – and then this goy nutjob pisses on my parade, to remind the English plebs that the real economy’s more buggered than a BBC officeboy, and the all the loot’s gone to the ‘international’ moneychangers.
Hi Dave, was it Jersey your old fella and his mates used to dodge UK taxes? Did he ever run into geezers by the name of Jimmy, or Ted?
My family’s money was only resting in Jersey.
Ugly slobbering bugger. Still, his dog looks nice.
Sick Transit etc?
Was the ‘recession’ in Q2 not due to the ‘statistical quirk’ of the extra bank holiday then?
Didn’t you mean neutered
Ed Millionaireband should have been named Dog of the Year!
That’s the Eagle brothers title every year surely?
Hows about a Cat Show?
Quite.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054572/
GrrrrrrrrrRRRRRR.
Get down boy. As Sir Jimmy used to say.
How about a show of pussy?
they are all dogs. ha. woof woof
You ain’t the Westminster Dog of the Year till you’re the Westminster Dog of the Year:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_Kennel_Club_Dog_Show
Ed Balls is on the Brillo show. He always kises when ha faces Brillo.
Balls is a liar, and a complete arsehole.
That’s what Brillo has just proved. Balls says one thing, Brillo looks at notes and shows he said the complete opposite.
Balls is not a liar, he is just statistically inconsistent.
He has always been consistent on this point. Apparently.
Where did the Eagle sisters come?
In the Hotel California?.
They were disqualified for having distemper. LOL
I see it’s panic stations at the pedo BBC and Liebore HQ after the growth figures.
All Liebore trolls are being whipped out of bed early, by their commie handlers, to man the pumps on here and twitter. LOL
Bye bye you socialist/commie scum.
Smeg Ed, Red Ed & Stephanie Flounders your boys are going down to a landslide defeat in 2015. LOL
Radio 5 have been waving the red flag all morning
I tuned to Radio 3 to escape all that, and guess who turned up?
Diane Abbott.
WTF?
Black Thursday today with these figures?
Not me, I see we are in trouble due to 4 decades of C’unts running us into the ground.
Now it is just about to hit the fan.
Balls can’t help himself, he speaks he lies.
Balls is a liabilty to labour, let’s hope he continues as shadow chancellor.
Brillo has got him, but Balls continues to dig his hole deeper and deeper.
+1
You mean Brillo has got him by the short and curlies? Ooh you are awful etc…
We Sincerely hope so.
The ‘best’ bits will be cut and pasted for the six o’clock and 10 o’clock news and all evidence that Balls was caught lying and completely disembowelled will be removed from the record.
As usual.
hopefully the bbc will wake up and realise trying to promote labour all the time and blaming the coalition will not work, especially as over the saville affair and other peados at the bbc it might need some friends
Ed-Ball’s-Up on Brillo show is about as good as out of touch Gosbourne both should be in Battersea Dogs Home.
Brillo kicks Balls senseless, made him look an utter mong. Has Balls been taking economic lessons off Owen Jones?
Even I wouldn’t have advised Gordon Brown to sell half the nation’s gold reserves at the bottom of the market. And to pre-announce the sale, like Balls did.
I would have swapped it for some marbles and a packet of crisps, though.
LOL
So the Saga woman on Brillo is a friend of Balls. They gave the game away at the end of the interview.
Jimmy with Stiffy what’s new….
Star will no doubt woof a lot more sense than is often aired on the Daily Politics.
So David Burrowes and Lindsay Hoyle are dogs too?
No bitches, I note.
Also, no-one from BIS qualified for BIS (Best in Show)
What a swizz, i was sure the top dog prize would be Harpics or the black racist cow with a mouth like her minge.
Thanks a lot. I need counselling after that mental image.
Note to all news editors:
Stress again and again and again that the growth in GDP was down to the Olympics and therefore not such good news as it seems.
But the tickets actually sold never cover the cost of the Olympics.
So how can that be shown as a + Looks like the porky pies policy
is holding firm. Joe Pleb will only no this when they feel the money
in the pocket Gosbourne
Me me me! It’s all about me! I wait for a bandwagon to come along and then I ask a question about it in parliament in that affected solemn tone to try and app*ar statesmanlike and serious, when in fact I just look like an opportunistic c-unt.
Hey Tom can I ask you a quick question please;
Why are such a Fat F’ucking C’unt
I would say like a mobidly obese, rentboy shagging, opportunist cu*t,
Can he see his half inch to put it in?????
It’s no the size that matters it’s the weight behind it that counts!
Did Angela Eagle win bitch of the year?
I love graves!
GDP figures have set you alight I see
* 2nd Qtr 1997 – 2nd Qtr 2008 GDP = + 35%
* 3rd Qtr 2008 – 2nd Qtr 2009 GDP = – 4 %
* Dave and Gidders May 2010 to today GDP a mere +1.5% in 30 months
Dave and Gidders May 2010 to today GDP a mere +1.5% in 30 months
That’s more than Labour managed between 2003 and 2010. Seven years of zero growth under the Maximum Imbecile.
I saved the world, don’t ya ken ya fucking bigot?!
What planet are you on jgm !!!!!!
2003 to 2008 = + 18%
2008 to 2010 = – 6%
18- 6 = +12
May 1997 to May 2010
49 Qtrs of Growth
5 Qtrs of negative growth
*** Dave and Gidder***
6 Qtrs of growth
4 Qtrs of negative growth.
I wouldnt get too cocky
49 quarters of ‘growth’ bought with 49 quarters of increased borrowing.
Why did you sell that gold?
How did you get that vile?
Are not you a nobby one?
And in New Labour style
I wouldn’t like to be like you
I wouldn’t be that bold
Wherever you go they shout Hello!
Why did you sell that gold?
Labour Catastrophe,
from 2002 – 2010 your grotesque bunch ran
deficits total of £564,741 millions. Reckless lunancy.
Brown the gimp bought growth. jgm2 is dead right.
But which party brought the economy to its knees in the first place?
So what is the corresponding GDP record of Labour’s last 30 months in office?
Then I wonder why there was no money left when we left office if things were so wonderful…..
Moussa Koussa Mark 1 comes to us live from the Secure Ward at Broadmoor Psychiatric hospital where he is being treated for delusinal disorder.
1.5% seems better than -6%.
♫♪ Things can only get better… ♫♪
They certainly would if all at the BBC were given this treatment:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222442/North-Korean-official-executed-drinking-100-day-mourning-late-Dear-Leader-Kim-Jong-il.html?ICO=most_read_module
Just loved that letter:
Q. So, how are things in North Korea?
A. I can’t complain
haha cant we obliterate Miliballs witha mortar
… and pestle.
Where did Bryant’s Shitzu come ?
Don’t you mean Oaten’s?
Harriet Harman pipped to the post again? Wasnt the Labour vote whipped?
Or Whippeted
She did not get the labouradored vote
Want to see something weird?
A Romney-Biden White House? It’s possible.
http://bit.ly/PsPory
Like Harriet Harman in a bikini, or smoothing a cane toad.
I hope you washed your hands properly after typing that…
Oh you are awful. Back in your box now dear
Thanks for that I was just about to eat lunch yuk
The American Coalition?
Car maker Ford is to close two UK plants with the loss of 1,300 jobs
Does this mean that Murdoch Mong will, in protest, cancel Ford Transit as its sponsor for TV premiership matches
Sic transit gloria mundi
How the fuck do you know I’ve been sick in the back of the Transit?
It will pass…
Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.
Except when Murdoch supported Bliar.
He was fine then.
You lot just caught up with the blindingly obvious. See above…
Twas only yesterday that I was thinking Labour seem to be doing a lot better now that they had silenced Ed Balls.
Good to see him back
Yup, about two and half years of silence from Balls, Miliband, Umunna, and Harman, and the keys to Number 10 will be mine.
It can’t be good for a politician to be hated, despised, fat and smelly, can it ?
No. But my XBox doesn’t mind. XBox is my friend.
Ed Balls, Umunna and Rachel Foghorn Reeves must be the Conservative “Dream team”.
Moussa Koussa Mark 1 thinks me and my boys did a geat job.
That Star looks like he was bred as a ratter
The Westminster rats are mad as a hatter
If an MP bit him, no ifs, buts or maybes
The poor little pooch would then end up with rabies
Or Mad Cow disease?
Harriet Harman in a bikini???????????? I shall spend the rest of the day trying to wipe that image from my memory! Thanks for nothing Gonk!!!
I often used to pick him up, drop him at the BBC, then pick him up again (rather sweaty by this time, for some reason) and drop him near the finish
What next? His real name was Otto von Stigglmeir from Augsberg, sadistic SS Kommandant on the Eastern front?
You’re confusing him with Ed Balls.
I voz only obeying orders
No, it’ll turn out he also wrote every episode of Friends, the evil bastard.
Dog of the year! Do they get to bring in toys on their last day of a session?
Our MP, after over 2 years, has not even got a website sorted out. No feedback, no concept of meeting voters, no appointments. I wonder if he has a dog or something else to occupy his time?
An expenses account?
We’re hoping he completed each race says a spokesman who claimed to have no knowledge of Savile jumping in any vehicles.
Familiar? Why do people keep on swallowing it? *Sorry, I’ll rephrase that.*
than fucking nonce monster never did those marathons it was all a front. BBC must have known that too.
he must have been blackmailing plenty of people at the BBC.
Can we get the yanks to extradite Mark Thomson to face the music
I’m so ugly, when I went to Neverland as a child, Michael Jackson gave me my own room.
Sometimes I think that I’m the only fucker in the government who knows what he’s doing. Stopping benefits for any more than two children is so logical. We are hugely overpopulated and children are popped out by the feckless simply as a passport to benefits and avoidance of work and responsibility.
Is it just me or does Twatson himself actually look the archetypal nonce? Not saying he is one, just that he has all the outward looks of one.
You want an investigation of a former PM? That’ll be the day, Buddy.
Looks like the 1950s version of Bunter of the Remove to me.
He reminds me of the superb description of the Beeb’s Washington hack Mark Mardell, another fat bastard: “He has the sweaty, breathless demeanour of a squire who has been chasing a serving maid around the dining table”.
Should have bee Sally Barkow!
why did BBC breakfast today show a film of the 3rd placed dog, a rottweiler named Gordon, taking part in the competion with his Labour MP owner but only, very briefly, a photo of the 1st placed Tory dog.
I think we should be told.