October 25th, 2012

BARKING: Elphicke’s Star Wins Westminster Dog of the Year

Charlie Elphicke’s four year old Norfolk Terrier, and very good boy, Star has collared the prize of this year’s Westminster Dog of the Year.

Runners up were  David Burrowes and Lindsay Hoyle.

Lets all paws for a round of applause.

UPDATE: Star will be on the Daily Politics.


  1. 1
    thier thier says:

    Time the whole lot were kenneled


    • 3
      Woof Woof says:


      • 9
        Butch Dave says:

        Henry Ford can go and fuck himself. Anti-semitic c’unt!

        George and I get the ONS to cook up some Bullshit to fool the plebs with tales of recovery – all due to the statistical quirk of the extra bank holiday in June – and then this goy nutjob pisses on my parade, to remind the English plebs that the real economy’s more buggered than a BBC officeboy, and the all the loot’s gone to the ‘international’ moneychangers.


    • 41
      Freddie Fraudster says:

      Didn’t you mean neutered


  2. 2
    Larry the Cat says:

    Hows about a Cat Show?


  3. 4
    Anonymous says:

    they are all dogs. ha. woof woof


  4. 5
    More Balls says:

    Ed Balls is on the Brillo show. He always kises when ha faces Brillo.


  5. 6
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Where did the Eagle sisters come?


  6. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I see it’s panic stations at the pedo BBC and Liebore HQ after the growth figures.

    All Liebore trolls are being whipped out of bed early, by their commie handlers, to man the pumps on here and twitter. LOL

    Bye bye you socialist/commie scum.

    Smeg Ed, Red Ed & Stephanie Flounders your boys are going down to a landslide defeat in 2015. LOL


  7. 11
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls can’t help himself, he speaks he lies.


  8. 14
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls is a liabilty to labour, let’s hope he continues as shadow chancellor.
    Brillo has got him, but Balls continues to dig his hole deeper and deeper.


    • 18
      Aunty Matter says:



      • 113
        Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

        You mean Brillo has got him by the short and curlies? Ooh you are awful etc…


    • 22
      George Osborne says:

      We Sincerely hope so.


    • 38
      jgm2 says:

      The ‘best’ bits will be cut and pasted for the six o’clock and 10 o’clock news and all evidence that Balls was caught lying and completely disembowelled will be removed from the record.

      As usual.


      • 46
        will says:

        hopefully the bbc will wake up and realise trying to promote labour all the time and blaming the coalition will not work, especially as over the saville affair and other peados at the bbc it might need some friends


  9. 16
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Ed-Ball’s-Up on Brillo show is about as good as out of touch Gosbourne both should be in Battersea Dogs Home.


  10. 17
    Aunty Matter says:

    Brillo kicks Balls senseless, made him look an utter mong. Has Balls been taking economic lessons off Owen Jones?


    • 24
      Owen Jones says:

      Even I wouldn’t have advised Gordon Brown to sell half the nation’s gold reserves at the bottom of the market. And to pre-announce the sale, like Balls did.

      I would have swapped it for some marbles and a packet of crisps, though.


  11. 18
    Incest says:

    So the Saga woman on Brillo is a friend of Balls. They gave the game away at the end of the interview.


  12. 23
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Jimmy with Stiffy what’s new….


  13. 25
    The Golem says:

    Star will no doubt woof a lot more sense than is often aired on the Daily Politics.


  14. 26
    It doesn't add up... says:

    So David Burrowes and Lindsay Hoyle are dogs too?

    No bitches, I note.

    Also, no-one from BIS qualified for BIS (Best in Show)


  15. 28
    Martin Day says:

    What a swizz, i was sure the top dog prize would be Harpics or the black racist cow with a mouth like her minge.


  16. 30
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors:

    Stress again and again and again that the growth in GDP was down to the Olympics and therefore not such good news as it seems.


    • 71
      My Piggy Bank is empty says:

      But the tickets actually sold never cover the cost of the Olympics.

      So how can that be shown as a + Looks like the porky pies policy
      is holding firm. Joe Pleb will only no this when they feel the money
      in the pocket Gosbourne


  17. 31
    Tom Watson says:

    Me me me! It’s all about me! I wait for a bandwagon to come along and then I ask a question about it in parliament in that affected solemn tone to try and app*ar statesmanlike and serious, when in fact I just look like an opportunistic c-unt.


  18. 33
    Max By Graves says:

    Did Angela Eagle win bitch of the year?


  19. 35
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    GDP figures have set you alight I see

    * 2nd Qtr 1997 – 2nd Qtr 2008 GDP = + 35%
    * 3rd Qtr 2008 – 2nd Qtr 2009 GDP = – 4 %

    * Dave and Gidders May 2010 to today GDP a mere +1.5% in 30 months


  20. 36
    Gonk says:

    Where did Bryant’s Shitzu come ?


  21. 39
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Harriet Harman pipped to the post again? Wasnt the Labour vote whipped?


  22. 40

    Want to see something weird?

    A Romney-Biden White House? It’s possible.



  23. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Car maker Ford is to close two UK plants with the loss of 1,300 jobs

    Does this mean that Murdoch Mong will, in protest, cancel Ford Transit as its sponsor for TV premiership matches


  24. 54
    Ed Balls, the Conservatives' secret weapon says:

    Twas only yesterday that I was thinking Labour seem to be doing a lot better now that they had silenced Ed Balls.

    Good to see him back


  25. 62
    albacore says:

    That Star looks like he was bred as a ratter
    The Westminster rats are mad as a hatter
    If an MP bit him, no ifs, buts or maybes
    The poor little pooch would then end up with rabies


  26. 63

    Harriet Harman in a bikini???????????? I shall spend the rest of the day trying to wipe that image from my memory! Thanks for nothing Gonk!!!


  27. 74
    Cabbie says:

    I often used to pick him up, drop him at the BBC, then pick him up again (rather sweaty by this time, for some reason) and drop him near the finish


  28. 76
    What's the betting? says:

    What next? His real name was Otto von Stigglmeir from Augsberg, sadistic SS Kommandant on the Eastern front?


  29. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Dog of the year! Do they get to bring in toys on their last day of a session?

    Our MP, after over 2 years, has not even got a website sorted out. No feedback, no concept of meeting voters, no appointments. I wonder if he has a dog or something else to occupy his time?


  30. 79

    We’re hoping he completed each race says a spokesman who claimed to have no knowledge of Savile jumping in any vehicles.

    Familiar? Why do people keep on swallowing it? *Sorry, I’ll rephrase that.*


    • 110
      tube_thumper says:

      than fucking nonce monster never did those marathons it was all a front. BBC must have known that too.
      he must have been blackmailing plenty of people at the BBC.
      Can we get the yanks to extradite Mark Thomson to face the music


  31. 86
    Tom Watson says:

    I’m so ugly, when I went to Neverland as a child, Michael Jackson gave me my own room.


  32. 90
    Dunkin' Smith says:

    Sometimes I think that I’m the only fucker in the government who knows what he’s doing. Stopping benefits for any more than two children is so logical. We are hugely overpopulated and children are popped out by the feckless simply as a passport to benefits and avoidance of work and responsibility.


  33. 93
    As Arnie said in Predator, Watson is "one ugly motherfucker" says:

    Is it just me or does Twatson himself actually look the archetypal nonce? Not saying he is one, just that he has all the outward looks of one.


    • 101
      David Cameltoe PM says:

      You want an investigation of a former PM? That’ll be the day, Buddy.


    • 120
      Airey Belvoir says:

      He reminds me of the superb description of the Beeb’s Washington hack Mark Mardell, another fat bastard: “He has the sweaty, breathless demeanour of a squire who has been chasing a serving maid around the dining table”.


  34. 98
    Pikeysaurus says:

    Should have bee Sally Barkow!


  35. 121
    Anonymous says:

    why did BBC breakfast today show a film of the 3rd placed dog, a rottweiler named Gordon, taking part in the competion with his Labour MP owner but only, very briefly, a photo of the 1st placed Tory dog.
    I think we should be told.


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