October 25th, 2012

BARKING: Elphicke’s Star Wins Westminster Dog of the Year


  1. 1
    thier thier says:

    Time the whole lot were kenneled

  2. 2
    Larry the Cat says:

    Hows about a Cat Show?

  3. 3
    Woof Woof says:

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    Anonymous says:

    they are all dogs. ha. woof woof

  5. 5
    More Balls says:

    Ed Balls is on the Brillo show. He always kises when ha faces Brillo.

  6. 6
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Where did the Eagle sisters come?

  7. 7
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I see it’s panic stations at the pedo BBC and Liebore HQ after the growth figures.

    All Liebore trolls are being whipped out of bed early, by their commie handlers, to man the pumps on here and twitter. LOL

    Bye bye you socialist/commie scum.

    Smeg Ed, Red Ed & Stephanie Flounders your boys are going down to a landslide defeat in 2015. LOL

  8. 8
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls is a liar, and a complete arsehole.

  9. 9
    Butch Dave says:

    Henry Ford can go and fuck himself. Anti-semitic c’unt!

    George and I get the ONS to cook up some Bullshit to fool the plebs with tales of recovery – all due to the statistical quirk of the extra bank holiday in June – and then this goy nutjob pisses on my parade, to remind the English plebs that the real economy’s more buggered than a BBC officeboy, and the all the loot’s gone to the ‘international’ moneychangers.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    In the Hotel California?.

  11. 11
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls can’t help himself, he speaks he lies.

  12. 12
    More Balls says:

    That’s what Brillo has just proved. Balls says one thing, Brillo looks at notes and shows he said the complete opposite.

  13. 13
    Henry Ford says:

    Hi Dave, was it Jersey your old fella and his mates used to dodge UK taxes? Did he ever run into geezers by the name of Jimmy, or Ted?

  14. 14
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Balls is a liabilty to labour, let’s hope he continues as shadow chancellor.
    Brillo has got him, but Balls continues to dig his hole deeper and deeper.

  15. 15
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    They were disqualified for having distemper. LOL

  16. 16
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Ed-Ball’s-Up on Brillo show is about as good as out of touch Gosbourne both should be in Battersea Dogs Home.

  17. 17
    Aunty Matter says:

    Brillo kicks Balls senseless, made him look an utter mong. Has Balls been taking economic lessons off Owen Jones?

  18. 18
    Aunty Matter says:


  19. 19
    Incest says:

    So the Saga woman on Brillo is a friend of Balls. They gave the game away at the end of the interview.

  20. 20
    Chukka Umunna says:

    My family’s money was only resting in Jersey.

  21. 21
    Aunty Matter says:

    Radio 5 have been waving the red flag all morning

  22. 22
    George Osborne says:

    We Sincerely hope so.

  23. 23
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Jimmy with Stiffy what’s new….

  24. 24
    Owen Jones says:

    Even I wouldn’t have advised Gordon Brown to sell half the nation’s gold reserves at the bottom of the market. And to pre-announce the sale, like Balls did.

    I would have swapped it for some marbles and a packet of crisps, though.

  25. 25
    The Golem says:

    Star will no doubt woof a lot more sense than is often aired on the Daily Politics.

  26. 26
    It doesn't add up... says:

    So David Burrowes and Lindsay Hoyle are dogs too?

    No bitches, I note.

    Also, no-one from BIS qualified for BIS (Best in Show)

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    Martin Day says:

    What a swizz, i was sure the top dog prize would be Harpics or the black racist cow with a mouth like her minge.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors:

    Stress again and again and again that the growth in GDP was down to the Olympics and therefore not such good news as it seems.

  31. 31
    Tom Watson says:

    Me me me! It’s all about me! I wait for a bandwagon to come along and then I ask a question about it in parliament in that affected solemn tone to try and app*ar statesmanlike and serious, when in fact I just look like an opportunistic c-unt.

  32. 32
    jgm2 says:

    Was the ‘recession’ in Q2 not due to the ‘statistical quirk’ of the extra bank holiday then?

  33. 33
    Max By Graves says:

    Did Angela Eagle win bitch of the year?

  34. 34
    Jimmy So-vile says:

    I love graves!

  35. 35
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    GDP figures have set you alight I see

    * 2nd Qtr 1997 – 2nd Qtr 2008 GDP = + 35%
    * 3rd Qtr 2008 – 2nd Qtr 2009 GDP = – 4 %

    * Dave and Gidders May 2010 to today GDP a mere +1.5% in 30 months

  36. 36
    Gonk says:

    Where did Bryant’s Shitzu come ?

  37. 37
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Not me, I see we are in trouble due to 4 decades of C’unts running us into the ground.
    Now it is just about to hit the fan.

  38. 38
    jgm2 says:

    The ‘best’ bits will be cut and pasted for the six o’clock and 10 o’clock news and all evidence that Balls was caught lying and completely disembowelled will be removed from the record.

    As usual.

  39. 39
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Harriet Harman pipped to the post again? Wasnt the Labour vote whipped?

  40. 40

    Want to see something weird?

    A Romney-Biden White House? It’s possible.


  41. 41
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Didn’t you mean neutered

  42. 42
    jgm2 says:

    Dave and Gidders May 2010 to today GDP a mere +1.5% in 30 months

    That’s more than Labour managed between 2003 and 2010. Seven years of zero growth under the Maximum Imbecile.

  43. 43
    Yogi Berra says:

    You ain’t the Westminster Dog of the Year till you’re the Westminster Dog of the Year:


  44. 44
    Gonk says:

    Like Harriet Harman in a bikini, or smoothing a cane toad.

  45. 45

    ♫♪ Things can only get better… ♫♪

  46. 46
    will says:

    hopefully the bbc will wake up and realise trying to promote labour all the time and blaming the coalition will not work, especially as over the saville affair and other peados at the bbc it might need some friends

  47. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    Car maker Ford is to close two UK plants with the loss of 1,300 jobs

    Does this mean that Murdoch Mong will, in protest, cancel Ford Transit as its sponsor for TV premiership matches

  48. 48
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the world, don’t ya ken ya fucking bigot?!

  49. 49

    I hope you washed your hands properly after typing that…

  50. 50
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Ed Millionaireband should have been named Dog of the Year!

  51. 51

    Sic transit gloria mundi

  52. 52
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Hey Tom can I ask you a quick question please;

    Why are such a Fat F’ucking C’unt

  53. 53
    Star says:


  54. 54
    Ed Balls, the Conservatives' secret weapon says:

    Twas only yesterday that I was thinking Labour seem to be doing a lot better now that they had silenced Ed Balls.

    Good to see him back

  55. 55
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    I would say like a mobidly obese, rentboy shagging, opportunist cu*t,

  56. 56
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    What planet are you on jgm !!!!!!

    2003 to 2008 = + 18%
    2008 to 2010 = – 6%

    18- 6 = +12

  57. 57
    The Liebour Party says:

    Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.

  58. 58
    pussy galore says:

    How about a show of pussy?

  59. 59
    Gloria Mundi says:

    How the fuck do you know I’ve been sick in the back of the Transit?

  60. 60
    Gonk says:

    Thanks a lot. I need counselling after that mental image.

  61. 61
    Len McCluskey, leader of the Labour Party, says:

    Yup, about two and half years of silence from Balls, Miliband, Umunna, and Harman, and the keys to Number 10 will be mine.

  62. 62
    albacore says:

    That Star looks like he was bred as a ratter
    The Westminster rats are mad as a hatter
    If an MP bit him, no ifs, buts or maybes
    The poor little pooch would then end up with rabies

  63. 63

    Harriet Harman in a bikini???????????? I shall spend the rest of the day trying to wipe that image from my memory! Thanks for nothing Gonk!!!

  64. 64
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Oh you are awful. Back in your box now dear

  65. 65
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    May 1997 to May 2010

    49 Qtrs of Growth

    5 Qtrs of negative growth

    *** Dave and Gidder***

    6 Qtrs of growth

    4 Qtrs of negative growth.

    I wouldnt get too cocky

  66. 66
    Gonk says:

    It can’t be good for a politician to be hated, despised, fat and smelly, can it ?

  67. 67
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Thanks for that I was just about to eat lunch yuk

  68. 68
    Tom Fatson says:

    No. But my XBox doesn’t mind. XBox is my friend.

  69. 69
    The Three Stooges says:

    Ed Balls, Umunna and Rachel Foghorn Reeves must be the Conservative “Dream team”.

  70. 70
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Or Whippeted ;-)

  71. 71
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    But the tickets actually sold never cover the cost of the Olympics.

    So how can that be shown as a + Looks like the porky pies policy
    is holding firm. Joe Pleb will only no this when they feel the money
    in the pocket Gosbourne

  72. 72
    jgm2 says:

    49 quarters of ‘growth’ bought with 49 quarters of increased borrowing.

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  74. 74
    Cabbie says:

    I often used to pick him up, drop him at the BBC, then pick him up again (rather sweaty by this time, for some reason) and drop him near the finish

  75. 75
    My Piggy Bank is empty says:

    Can he see his half inch to put it in?????

  76. 76
    What's the betting? says:

    What next? His real name was Otto von Stigglmeir from Augsberg, sadistic SS Kommandant on the Eastern front?

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Dog of the year! Do they get to bring in toys on their last day of a session?

    Our MP, after over 2 years, has not even got a website sorted out. No feedback, no concept of meeting voters, no appointments. I wonder if he has a dog or something else to occupy his time?

  78. 78
    Archer Karcher says:

    That’s the Eagle brothers title every year surely?

  79. 79

    We’re hoping he completed each race says a spokesman who claimed to have no knowledge of Savile jumping in any vehicles.

    Familiar? Why do people keep on swallowing it? *Sorry, I’ll rephrase that.*

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  81. 81
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    An expenses account?

  82. 82
    Jabba the Hutt mp for Mid-Sussex says:

    It’s no the size that matters it’s the weight behind it that counts!

  83. 83
    Archer Karcher says:

    Balls is not a liar, he is just statistically inconsistent.

  84. 84
    Aunty Matter says:


  85. 85
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    You’re confusing him with Ed Balls.

  86. 86
    Tom Watson says:

    I’m so ugly, when I went to Neverland as a child, Michael Jackson gave me my own room.

  87. 87

    Why did you sell that gold?
    How did you get that vile?
    Are not you a nobby one?
    And in New Labour style
    I wouldn’t like to be like you
    I wouldn’t be that bold
    Wherever you go they shout Hello!
    Why did you sell that gold?

  88. 88
    Worst show to ever be called a "sitcom" says:

    No, it’ll turn out he also wrote every episode of Friends, the evil bastard.

  89. 89
    Another Engineer says:

    I tuned to Radio 3 to escape all that, and guess who turned up?

    Diane Abbott.


  90. 90
    Dunkin' Smith says:

    Sometimes I think that I’m the only fucker in the government who knows what he’s doing. Stopping benefits for any more than two children is so logical. We are hugely overpopulated and children are popped out by the feckless simply as a passport to benefits and avoidance of work and responsibility.

  91. 91
    Gonk says:

    Labour Catastrophe,
    from 2002 – 2010 your grotesque bunch ran
    deficits total of £564,741 millions. Reckless lunancy.
    Brown the gimp bought growth. jgm2 is dead right.

  92. 92
    Mr Rotivator says:

    Get down boy. As Sir Jimmy used to say.

  93. 93
    As Arnie said in Predator, Watson is "one ugly motherfucker" says:

    Is it just me or does Twatson himself actually look the archetypal nonce? Not saying he is one, just that he has all the outward looks of one.

  94. 94
    UKIP.i.am says:

    But which party brought the economy to its knees in the first place?

  95. 95

    Just loved that letter:

    Q. So, how are things in North Korea?
    A. I can’t complain

  96. 96
    UKIP.i.am says:

    So what is the corresponding GDP record of Labour’s last 30 months in office?

  97. 97
    Selohesra says:

    Don’t you mean Oaten’s?

  98. 98
    Pikeysaurus says:

    Should have bee Sally Barkow!

  99. 99
    Animal says:

    He has always been consistent on this point. Apparently.

  100. 100
    Jerome "Curly" Howard says:

  101. 101
    David Cameltoe PM says:

    You want an investigation of a former PM? That’ll be the day, Buddy.

  102. 102
    Liam Byrne says:

    Then I wonder why there was no money left when we left office if things were so wonderful…..

  103. 103
    Max By Graves says:

    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 comes to us live from the Secure Ward at Broadmoor Psychiatric hospital where he is being treated for delusinal disorder.

  104. 104
    Frank N Open says:

    1.5% seems better than -6%.

  105. 105
    Max By Graves says:

    Except when Murdoch supported Bliar.

    He was fine then.

  106. 106
    Ed Balls Up says:

    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 thinks me and my boys did a geat job.

  107. 107
    Ed Balls Up says:

    I voz only obeying orders

  108. 108
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Ugly slobbering bugger. Still, his dog looks nice.

  109. 109
    tube_thumper says:

    haha cant we obliterate Miliballs witha mortar

  110. 110
    tube_thumper says:

    than fucking nonce monster never did those marathons it was all a front. BBC must have known that too.
    he must have been blackmailing plenty of people at the BBC.
    Can we get the yanks to extradite Mark Thomson to face the music

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    I blame Gloria who felt unwell on Monday says:

    Sick Transit etc?

  112. 112
    I blame Gloria who felt unwell on Monday says:

    Black Thursday today with these figures?

  113. 113
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    You mean Brillo has got him by the short and curlies? Ooh you are awful etc…

  114. 114
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    … and pestle.

  115. 115
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    She did not get the labouradored vote

  116. 116
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    The American Coalition?

  117. 117
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    You lot just caught up with the blindingly obvious. See above…

  118. 118
    Henry Ford, just Transitting says:

    Or Mad Cow disease?

  119. 119
    Square eyes says:

    Looks like the 1950s version of Bunter of the Remove to me.

  120. 120
    Airey Belvoir says:

    He reminds me of the superb description of the Beeb’s Washington hack Mark Mardell, another fat bastard: “He has the sweaty, breathless demeanour of a squire who has been chasing a serving maid around the dining table”.

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    Anonymous says:

    why did BBC breakfast today show a film of the 3rd placed dog, a rottweiler named Gordon, taking part in the competion with his Labour MP owner but only, very briefly, a photo of the 1st placed Tory dog.
    I think we should be told.

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