PMQS LIVE: Nuke the Badgers Edition
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Freedom to be millionaires…
Freedom to make political mileage with cheesy brave brave soundbites
my father did not fight for the likes of that twunt
Neither did Militwat’s Red Army granddad…
Important that we remember the cynical pieces of sh!t who use the corpses of soldiers to shore up the rags and tatters of their public images. We will remember, Ed; oh, yes, we will remember.
The same ones locked up for murder with no comment from Labour.
Given that Parliament disapproves of votes for prisoners it would be helpful to see them end votes for their members who have stolen from us or attempted to steal from us by fiddling their expenses. Laws was promoted by calamity Cameron so he clearly isn’t particularly vexed about criminals.
At the very least expenses fiddlers, of all parties, should be banned from sitting in the house of lords.
My family came over to Britain on a bandwagon during the war blah blah blah…..
BBC can’t control their editorial process, how can they then claim to be an impartial organisation then?
Erm…Savile is dead?
But Glitter isn’t
Cam is a fag packet, beer mat, back of the envelope useless wet toff.
For Fooks sakes Dave. Just about every firm has a variety of tariffs.
Phones, Planes, trains, beans, holidays et al. You are supposed to be a free marketeer.
Has Jimmy Savile fucked himself after death?
Coalition = shower of shit. Get Cam out now. Get a True Tory in.
The dream ticket is Mike Gove and Grant Schapps our sources tell us with a full Election within 6 months
What planet are you on ?
Fuck off BerHunt!
Why are they wearing poppies so early?
Because you cannot bring babies into the HoC to kiss in front of the cameras
Correct, its well known that the earlier one wears a poppy the more humanitarian and compassionate one is.
Another round of yah boo can we get down to the dire position we are all in …
Sedentary position??? Never tried that one. Note to self.
what about the shambles on the east coast main line…..
Ed calling for a full Public Inquiry into the BBC and Mirror hacking?
Save the badgers and cull the political elite
Great idea, remember to distinguish between them a Badger has a white streak up the middle whereas a Politician has a yellow one.
# Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup.
The jokes scriptwriter has been working hard this week.
Dave you do not run a Government. You run a state of the EUSSR
‘Run’ is pushing it, ‘administer’ may be more accurate.
(Mis)Administer is more applicable
Sorry but if the direction is down its run
Labour were in Government for 13 years weren’t they? Or did we all imagine it?
I am not imagining paying for it.
I. Thi.nk. We. Did.
Patrick. Duffy of. Dallas. Will. Explain it to you. Following his shower scene.
Red Ed makes a balls of it….. another lost opportunity or is it Dave batting quite well today !
Neither
Red Ed was and has been consistent at PMQs consistently shite lol
Police reform? Make the lazy, lying, thick, incompetent, sicknote bastards work harder! Errr, now please Cam.
You missed out “fat” and “corrupt”
Boney – he d’man!
Mrs Bone likes an animal in bed!
Think they should pull the 15th November election for the police and crime commissioners as the tories have packed every seat and paid the deposits of all their candidates
Ken Clarke there looking worried or dreaming of times past ?
Party political broadcast?
Cammy still forgetting that he is in a coalition…
He can de-furr kettles with that accent.
T May getting itchy feet, on edge of bench – wants Cam’s job.
Home rule for the Isle of Wight
PLANT PAYMENt BY RESULTS HAH HA G4s IS ALRADY IN THERE
Shuker – is my suit ready yet?
Price = Queen of the bingo wings.
Can you trust Labour with the Mid Staffordshire foundation?
Shovel face Villiers ready for Halloween.
ANOTHER plant
Virgin care? Jimmy Savile stopped all that
Can you explain the relationship between the unions and the Labour Party?
There soon want be any Unions because there will be no one in work to pay any union dues .
They’ll still get kick-backs in the form of ‘Union modernisation funds’ or some other such tax-payer funded mechanism.
I take it you slept through the job figures last week.
Jimmy Carr = biggest face on television (his joke)
Hodge didn’t mentioned the Gurniad.
Or her kiddie fiddling reputation in one of her previous jobs.
My solicitor is telling me that even I was abused by Jimmy Savile and I must put a substantial cliam for damages in with him against the BBC.
Tapsell – get out the shepherd’s crook / cattle prod / defibrilator etc.
Hey another JIMMY…………… Carr Starbucks pay up but cammy has no answer . Taps is on his feet should take 10 minutes or so
Pies ‘av come!
Rob Wilson – not eaton more chewed…
eeee – what a todo!
So who’s the actor who’s been arrested???
No idea
Itz a real mystery.
GERROUT MA PAB !
Publish the emails Cam! Cluck, cluck, cluck, chicken
Flashman had slaves sorry fags
At least the fags graduated….. not quite the same as slaves !!
Rob Flello, what a c/unt.
Hain pantone ref = 8725J (B&Q dungaree)
Talking about the economics of the madhouse .
Dumbo Hollande is today pumping between 5 and 8 million euros of taxpayer money into Peugeot Citroen despite the Euro being over the worst of the crisis .
He is trying to get people to believe that as he has forbidden the Company from paying any dividends fro three years everything is fine .
The daft socialist twat just does not get it.
The Company is bust !
Yes. The French should sell everything to the Chinese just like we did in the UK. Then, when the economy improves in 5-10 years all the money can go straight to them. That’s worked well hasn’t it?
Once you dissolve companies of this nature you will NEVER get them back. The economics of the West no longer allow for it.
Sick Transit former Gloria Monday?
Tom Fatson is getting bigger. That suits 2 sizes too small.
Watson …. pies pies pies pies being quite saintly today.
But talking gibberish in riddles. What is he on about?
Vaz = bleugh – lunch gone.
Sky pulled out early just as Jocob slightly dim Mogglets rose to his feet… switched to BBC Peado 2
Yes, noticed that. Why do these bloody “presenters’ have to get their threepennorth in all the time. Why can’t they just STFU and let us watch the proceedings in peace?
Tom Watson – ‘ a pedophile ring linked to the office of an ex prime minister ‘
He meant to say pedalo ring…
Like most of you i hate Watson, after that intervention, i think we can safetly assume ne’s not a nonce. I never thought i would say this, but his personal stock has gone up a fraction in my estimation.
Broon abusing a Nokia – that would fit…buzzer mode on
Has to be the Thatcher Gov – Watson intervention hardly likely to dump on his own doorstep ….or would he?
I’m dead sure he didn’t mean me.
Meg Minger……..??
Fuck the boundary changes, just let Scotland go.
+1
Cameron v Milliband.
Two useless Hunts.
All in all a weekly mauling Milli has upped his game who is coaching him? Trouble is you need something solid behind him, still think he’ll be gone by the next election
Hopefully Guido will have put another shilling in the meter by next week and we can revert to live blogging
Im glad to say i think you are right, but who will take over ? the front bench are all useless.
He has got something exceptionally ‘solid’ behind him. It’s called Balls.
When are you ever gonna learn.
It seems that Mongo Moggy the Mogg Mogg is your only spoken person on anything.
Yet again another PMQ question from Moggy…He is like s*hit in a field ( 1000 acre field, with mansion and grouse lands )
hands off my badger – we’re on air
Paeophile in former PM’s office alleged by Tom Watson. Is the PM Thatcher and is this the reason Savile had regular access?
Or Bliar, which do you think is most likely?
EDWINA CURRIE, the former Conservative minister, has claimed that a leading Tory MP during Margaret Thatcher’s era had sex with underage boys — and senior party members had covered up for him.
Currie, 66, said this weekend she had heard that Sir Peter Morrison, Thatcher’s parliamentary private secretary and deputy chairman of the party, had sex with 16-year-old boys when the age of consent was 21.
I have not checked but I bet 10p Morrisson is dead .
In 1995, oddly enough.
I didnt hear that question I must have dozed off for a bit
Err
What will the Bum Boys Company aka B*B* C make of that…….?
For some reason he’s not concerned about phone-hacking at The Mirror or p*a*e*d*o activity at the BBC.
He is a simple automaton that does what it is told
One of the lanes on the Forth Road bridge has been named the ‘Tom Watson Freeway ‘in honour of his constant visitations to Brown for further instructions.
Don’t be silly its the Forth Rail Bridge, only first class for someone like Watson.
Well, can somebody pull the plug out or switch the current off?
So Tom reads my rants.
Is truth finally catching up with dead ted
What about all the political hunts that are alive and still drilling for marmite in them young hillocks?
The papers won’t touch the living , and until the papers go for it, it won’t break into the mainstream, once they ask questions of Ted, they can ask questions of his still alive and in cabinet chief whip
Guido Fawkes: Ford to announce closure of its Southampton van plant tomorrow
Toyota to follow when the UK officially out of the EU
No – they’ve re-called that statement.
I’ve already offered my comment above at No 129 (4.04)
Ed Millionaireband is just pathetic. Labour are easily pleased, one 60 minute speech, rehearsed for months, and they are bought.
In reality Millionaireband comes over as a two faced silly little schoolboy.
Twat
I agree Millionaireband is a twat.
The way the uber unpleasant shadow front bench seem to be, at least, tolerating Milliband is a great mystery to me. Surely they will turn on him in time for the election, i expect a lot is going on behind closed doors.
As long as I do not have to live under the same roof as Mrs Balls I am happy .
Tom Watson, yet again showed his true colours. When asking his question during PMQ’s, he never asked if the BBC was afit and proper organisation. Watson really is a shit.
If the BBC is not ” a fit and proper person ” to run public broadcasting can someone go to the High Court and ask a Judge simply to wind it up under the just and equitable ground ?
The real problem with Uk Plc is not jimmy Savile but the economy .
The sooner we concentrate on the real issue the sooner we can progress
Then tell that to Ed Millionaireband, it’s time he concentrated on the real issues.
Watch out for the buoys.
Just been told Rob Wilson MP is on Boulton & Co sticking it in for Patten
& the Beeb, looks like more effluent is about to fly,
when will Fang Pang finally wake up to what is really happening on
his watch but its too late Chris, time to start clearing your office….
Is the half baked behaviour of Entwistle and Patten an act ?, although i must admit they both come over strangely at the moment.
So when you are on the ropes nothing better than sticking your tongue out at the EU .
Cameron must be the most pathetic Prime Minister living.