October 24th, 2012

PMQS LIVE: Nuke the Badgers Edition


135 Comments

  1. 1
    Poppy watch says:

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    • 2
      Anonymous says:

      Freedom to be millionaires…

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    • 62
      Floater says:

      The same ones locked up for murder with no comment from Labour.

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      • 113
        Anonymous says:

        Given that Parliament disapproves of votes for prisoners it would be helpful to see them end votes for their members who have stolen from us or attempted to steal from us by fiddling their expenses. Laws was promoted by calamity Cameron so he clearly isn’t particularly vexed about criminals.

        At the very least expenses fiddlers, of all parties, should be banned from sitting in the house of lords.

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    • 110
      Who I really am says:

      My family came over to Britain on a bandwagon during the war blah blah blah…..

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  2. 3
    Dorian Smith says:

    BBC can’t control their editorial process, how can they then claim to be an impartial organisation then?

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  3. 4
    Justice in what sense??? says:

    Erm…Savile is dead?

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  4. 5
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam is a fag packet, beer mat, back of the envelope useless wet toff.

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  5. 6
    Dave is a Twat says:

    For Fooks sakes Dave. Just about every firm has a variety of tariffs.

    Phones, Planes, trains, beans, holidays et al. You are supposed to be a free marketeer.

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  6. 7
    The Sleeper says:

    Has Jimmy Savile fucked himself after death?

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  7. 8
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Coalition = shower of shit. Get Cam out now. Get a True Tory in.

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  8. 9
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

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  9. 10
    Band wagon Alert says:

    Why are they wearing poppies so early?

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  10. 11
    Julian Bray UK says:

    Another round of yah boo can we get down to the dire position we are all in …

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  11. 13
    Sally Bercow says:

    Sedentary position??? Never tried that one. Note to self.

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  12. 14
    Julian Bray UK says:

    what about the shambles on the east coast main line…..

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  13. 15
    Dorian Smith says:

    Ed calling for a full Public Inquiry into the BBC and Mirror hacking?

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  14. 16
    Nullbymouth says:

    Save the badgers and cull the political elite

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      Jonny Morris says:

      Great idea, remember to distinguish between them a Badger has a white streak up the middle whereas a Politician has a yellow one.

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  15. 17
    Dick Scratcher says:

    # Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup.

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  16. 18
    Gawd Help Us says:

    The jokes scriptwriter has been working hard this week.

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  17. 20
    Dave is full of shit says:

    Dave you do not run a Government. You run a state of the EUSSR

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  18. 21
    Dorian Smith says:

    Labour were in Government for 13 years weren’t they? Or did we all imagine it?

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  19. 22
    ToonBert... says:

    Red Ed makes a balls of it….. another lost opportunity or is it Dave batting quite well today !

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  20. 23
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Police reform? Make the lazy, lying, thick, incompetent, sicknote bastards work harder! Errr, now please Cam.

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  21. 24
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Boney – he d’man!

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  22. 25
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Mrs Bone likes an animal in bed!

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  23. 26

    Think they should pull the 15th November election for the police and crime commissioners as the tories have packed every seat and paid the deposits of all their candidates

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  24. 27
    ToonBert... says:

    Ken Clarke there looking worried or dreaming of times past ?

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  25. 29
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Party political broadcast?

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  26. 30

    Cammy still forgetting that he is in a coalition…

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  27. 31
    Dick Scratcher says:

    He can de-furr kettles with that accent.

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  28. 32
    Dick Scratcher says:

    T May getting itchy feet, on edge of bench – wants Cam’s job.

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  29. 33

    Home rule for the Isle of Wight

    PLANT PAYMENt BY RESULTS HAH HA G4s IS ALRADY IN THERE

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  30. 34
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Shuker – is my suit ready yet?

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  31. 36
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Price = Queen of the bingo wings.

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  32. 37
    Dorian Smith says:

    Can you trust Labour with the Mid Staffordshire foundation?

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  33. 38
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Shovel face Villiers ready for Halloween.

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  34. 39

    ANOTHER plant

    Virgin care? Jimmy Savile stopped all that

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  35. 40
    Dorian Smith says:

    Can you explain the relationship between the unions and the Labour Party?

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  36. 42
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Jimmy Carr = biggest face on television (his joke)

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  37. 43
    Dorian Smith says:

    Hodge didn’t mentioned the Gurniad.

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  38. 44
    Jimmy Savile says:

    My solicitor is telling me that even I was abused by Jimmy Savile and I must put a substantial cliam for damages in with him against the BBC.

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  39. 45
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Tapsell – get out the shepherd’s crook / cattle prod / defibrilator etc.

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  40. 46

    Hey another JIMMY…………… Carr Starbucks pay up but cammy has no answer . Taps is on his feet should take 10 minutes or so

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  41. 48
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Pies ‘av come!

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  42. 50

    Rob Wilson – not eaton more chewed…

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  43. 51
    Dick Scratcher says:

    So who’s the actor who’s been arrested???

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  44. 52
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Publish the emails Cam! Cluck, cluck, cluck, chicken

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  45. 54

    Flashman had slaves sorry fags

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  46. 55
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Rob Flello, what a c/unt.

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  47. 56
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Hain pantone ref = 8725J (B&Q dungaree)

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  48. 58
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Talking about the economics of the madhouse .

    Dumbo Hollande is today pumping between 5 and 8 million euros of taxpayer money into Peugeot Citroen despite the Euro being over the worst of the crisis .

    He is trying to get people to believe that as he has forbidden the Company from paying any dividends fro three years everything is fine .

    The daft socialist twat just does not get it.

    The Company is bust !

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    • 107
      Angry of London says:

      Yes. The French should sell everything to the Chinese just like we did in the UK. Then, when the economy improves in 5-10 years all the money can go straight to them. That’s worked well hasn’t it?

      Once you dissolve companies of this nature you will NEVER get them back. The economics of the West no longer allow for it.

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  49. 59
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Tom Fatson is getting bigger. That suits 2 sizes too small.

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  50. 61
    ToonBert... says:

    Watson …. pies pies pies pies being quite saintly today.

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  51. 64
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Vaz = bleugh – lunch gone.

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  52. 65

    Sky pulled out early just as Jocob slightly dim Mogglets rose to his feet… switched to BBC Peado 2

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      Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

      Yes, noticed that. Why do these bloody “presenters’ have to get their threepennorth in all the time. Why can’t they just STFU and let us watch the proceedings in peace?

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  53. 66
    horehound says:

    Tom Watson – ‘ a pedophile ring linked to the office of an ex prime minister ‘

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  54. 67
    ToonBert... says:

    Meg Minger……..??

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  55. 68
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck the boundary changes, just let Scotland go.

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  56. 72
    hmmm says:

    Cameron v Milliband.

    Two useless Hunts.

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  57. 75

    All in all a weekly mauling Milli has upped his game who is coaching him? Trouble is you need something solid behind him, still think he’ll be gone by the next election

    Hopefully Guido will have put another shilling in the meter by next week and we can revert to live blogging

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  58. 76
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    When are you ever gonna learn.

    It seems that Mongo Moggy the Mogg Mogg is your only spoken person on anything.

    Yet again another PMQ question from Moggy…He is like s*hit in a field ( 1000 acre field, with mansion and grouse lands )

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  59. 77
    bbc dept of inappropriate fondling says:

    hands off my badger – we’re on air

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  60. 80

    Paeophile in former PM’s office alleged by Tom Watson. Is the PM Thatcher and is this the reason Savile had regular access?

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  61. 91
    horehound says:

    Is truth finally catching up with dead ted

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    • 94
      Call me Dave says:

      What about all the political hunts that are alive and still drilling for marmite in them young hillocks?

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      • 103
        horehound says:

        The papers won’t touch the living , and until the papers go for it, it won’t break into the mainstream, once they ask questions of Ted, they can ask questions of his still alive and in cabinet chief whip

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  62. 96
    Guido(I love the Nevis tax regime) says:

    Guido Fawkes: Ford to announce closure of its Southampton van plant tomorrow

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  63. 97
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Millionaireband is just pathetic. Labour are easily pleased, one 60 minute speech, rehearsed for months, and they are bought.
    In reality Millionaireband comes over as a two faced silly little schoolboy.

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  64. 100
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Tom Watson, yet again showed his true colours. When asking his question during PMQ’s, he never asked if the BBC was afit and proper organisation. Watson really is a shit.

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    • 109
      Tony Eden from Eton says:

      If the BBC is not ” a fit and proper person ” to run public broadcasting can someone go to the High Court and ask a Judge simply to wind it up under the just and equitable ground ?

      The real problem with Uk Plc is not jimmy Savile but the economy .

      The sooner we concentrate on the real issue the sooner we can progress

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      • 117
        I don't need no doctor says:

        Then tell that to Ed Millionaireband, it’s time he concentrated on the real issues.

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  65. 108
    Sailor Ted says:

    Watch out for the buoys.

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  66. 116
    Anon says:

    Just been told Rob Wilson MP is on Boulton & Co sticking it in for Patten

    & the Beeb, looks like more effluent is about to fly,

    when will Fang Pang finally wake up to what is really happening on

    his watch but its too late Chris, time to start clearing your office….

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    • 124
      Anonymous says:

      Is the half baked behaviour of Entwistle and Patten an act ?, although i must admit they both come over strangely at the moment.

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  67. 125
    Joe Mercier says:

    So when you are on the ropes nothing better than sticking your tongue out at the EU .

    Cameron must be the most pathetic Prime Minister living.

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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