October 24th, 2012

PMQS LIVE: Nuke the Badgers Edition


  1. 1
    Poppy watch says:

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Freedom to be millionaires…

  3. 3
    Dorian Smith says:

    BBC can’t control their editorial process, how can they then claim to be an impartial organisation then?

  4. 4
    Justice in what sense??? says:

    Erm…Savile is dead?

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Cam is a fag packet, beer mat, back of the envelope useless wet toff.

  6. 6
    Dave is a Twat says:

    For Fooks sakes Dave. Just about every firm has a variety of tariffs.

    Phones, Planes, trains, beans, holidays et al. You are supposed to be a free marketeer.

  7. 7
    The Sleeper says:

    Has Jimmy Savile fucked himself after death?

  8. 8
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Coalition = shower of shit. Get Cam out now. Get a True Tory in.

  9. 9
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

  10. 10
    Band wagon Alert says:

    Why are they wearing poppies so early?

  11. 11
    Julian Bray UK says:

    Another round of yah boo can we get down to the dire position we are all in …

  12. 12
    Ed Millibland says:

    Freedom to make political mileage with cheesy brave brave soundbites

  13. 13
    Sally Bercow says:

    Sedentary position??? Never tried that one. Note to self.

  14. 14
    Julian Bray UK says:

    what about the shambles on the east coast main line…..

  15. 15
    Dorian Smith says:

    Ed calling for a full Public Inquiry into the BBC and Mirror hacking?

  16. 16
    Nullbymouth says:

    Save the badgers and cull the political elite

  17. 17
    Dick Scratcher says:

    # Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup. Cameron’s made a ballsup.

  18. 18
    Gawd Help Us says:

    The jokes scriptwriter has been working hard this week.

  19. 19
    Nullbymouth says:

    Because you cannot bring babies into the HoC to kiss in front of the cameras

  20. 20
    Dave is full of shit says:

    Dave you do not run a Government. You run a state of the EUSSR

  21. 21
    Dorian Smith says:

    Labour were in Government for 13 years weren’t they? Or did we all imagine it?

  22. 22
    ToonBert... says:

    Red Ed makes a balls of it….. another lost opportunity or is it Dave batting quite well today !

  23. 23
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Police reform? Make the lazy, lying, thick, incompetent, sicknote bastards work harder! Errr, now please Cam.

  24. 24
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Boney – he d’man!

  25. 25
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Mrs Bone likes an animal in bed!

  26. 26

    Think they should pull the 15th November election for the police and crime commissioners as the tories have packed every seat and paid the deposits of all their candidates

  27. 27
    ToonBert... says:

    Ken Clarke there looking worried or dreaming of times past ?

  28. 28
    Dave's worst PMQs so far says:


  29. 29
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Party political broadcast?

  30. 30

    Cammy still forgetting that he is in a coalition…

  31. 31
    Dick Scratcher says:

    He can de-furr kettles with that accent.

  32. 32
    Dick Scratcher says:

    T May getting itchy feet, on edge of bench – wants Cam’s job.

  33. 33

    Home rule for the Isle of Wight


  34. 34
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Shuker – is my suit ready yet?

  35. 35
    Maggies Pearl Necklace says:

    my father did not fight for the likes of that twunt

  36. 36
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Price = Queen of the bingo wings.

  37. 37
    Dorian Smith says:

    Can you trust Labour with the Mid Staffordshire foundation?

  38. 38
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Shovel face Villiers ready for Halloween.

  39. 39

    ANOTHER plant

    Virgin care? Jimmy Savile stopped all that

  40. 40
    Dorian Smith says:

    Can you explain the relationship between the unions and the Labour Party?

  41. 41
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    The dream ticket is Mike Gove and Grant Schapps our sources tell us with a full Election within 6 months

  42. 42
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Jimmy Carr = biggest face on television (his joke)

  43. 43
    Dorian Smith says:

    Hodge didn’t mentioned the Gurniad.

  44. 44
    Jimmy Savile says:

    My solicitor is telling me that even I was abused by Jimmy Savile and I must put a substantial cliam for damages in with him against the BBC.

  45. 45
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Tapsell – get out the shepherd’s crook / cattle prod / defibrilator etc.

  46. 46
    Loopy Lou says:

    There soon want be any Unions because there will be no one in work to pay any union dues .

  47. 47

    Hey another JIMMY…………… Carr Starbucks pay up but cammy has no answer . Taps is on his feet should take 10 minutes or so

  48. 48
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Pies ‘av come!

  49. 49
    Floater says:

    But Glitter isn’t

  50. 50

    Rob Wilson – not eaton more chewed…

  51. 51
    Dick Scratcher says:

    So who’s the actor who’s been arrested???

  52. 52
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Publish the emails Cam! Cluck, cluck, cluck, chicken

  53. 53
    Floater says:

    I am not imagining paying for it.

  54. 54

    Flashman had slaves sorry fags

  55. 55
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Rob Flello, what a c/unt.

  56. 56
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Hain pantone ref = 8725J (B&Q dungaree)

  57. 57
    ToonBert... says:

    At least the fags graduated….. not quite the same as slaves !!

  58. 58
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Talking about the economics of the madhouse .

    Dumbo Hollande is today pumping between 5 and 8 million euros of taxpayer money into Peugeot Citroen despite the Euro being over the worst of the crisis .

    He is trying to get people to believe that as he has forbidden the Company from paying any dividends fro three years everything is fine .

    The daft socialist twat just does not get it.

    The Company is bust !

  59. 59
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Tom Fatson is getting bigger. That suits 2 sizes too small.

  60. 60
    Sue d'Nymme says:

    You missed out “fat” and “corrupt”

  61. 61
    ToonBert... says:

    Watson …. pies pies pies pies being quite saintly today.

  62. 62
    Floater says:

    The same ones locked up for murder with no comment from Labour.

  63. 63
    jgm2 says:

    They’ll still get kick-backs in the form of ‘Union modernisation funds’ or some other such tax-payer funded mechanism.

  64. 64
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Vaz = bleugh – lunch gone.

  65. 65

    Sky pulled out early just as Jocob slightly dim Mogglets rose to his feet… switched to BBC Peado 2

  66. 66
    horehound says:

    Tom Watson – ‘ a pedophile ring linked to the office of an ex prime minister ‘

  67. 67
    ToonBert... says:

    Meg Minger……..??

  68. 68
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck the boundary changes, just let Scotland go.

  69. 69
    ToonBert... says:


  70. 70
    Red Ed says:

    Red Ed was and has been consistent at PMQs consistently shite lol

  71. 71
    ToonBert... says:

    He meant to say pedalo ring…

  72. 72
    hmmm says:

    Cameron v Milliband.

    Two useless Hunts.

  73. 73
    Jonny Morris says:

    Great idea, remember to distinguish between them a Badger has a white streak up the middle whereas a Politician has a yellow one.

  74. 74
    Steve Lloyd. says:

    Like most of you i hate Watson, after that intervention, i think we can safetly assume ne’s not a nonce. I never thought i would say this, but his personal stock has gone up a fraction in my estimation.

  75. 75

    All in all a weekly mauling Milli has upped his game who is coaching him? Trouble is you need something solid behind him, still think he’ll be gone by the next election

    Hopefully Guido will have put another shilling in the meter by next week and we can revert to live blogging

  76. 76
    Moussa Koussa Mark 1 says:

    When are you ever gonna learn.

    It seems that Mongo Moggy the Mogg Mogg is your only spoken person on anything.

    Yet again another PMQ question from Moggy…He is like s*hit in a field ( 1000 acre field, with mansion and grouse lands )

  77. 77
    bbc dept of inappropriate fondling says:

    hands off my badger – we’re on air

  78. 78
    Tiberius Caesar says:

    ‘Run’ is pushing it, ‘administer’ may be more accurate.

  79. 79
    Henry Crun says:

    Neither did Militwat’s Red Army granddad…

  80. 80

    Paeophile in former PM’s office alleged by Tom Watson. Is the PM Thatcher and is this the reason Savile had regular access?

  81. 81

    Broon abusing a Nokia – that would fit…buzzer mode on

  82. 82
    Eastender says:

    No idea

  83. 83
    Steve Lloyd. says:

    Or Bliar, which do you think is most likely?

  84. 84
    Mr G Glitter says:

    EDWINA CURRIE, the former Conservative minister, has claimed that a leading Tory MP during Margaret Thatcher’s era had sex with underage boys — and senior party members had covered up for him.

    Currie, 66, said this weekend she had heard that Sir Peter Morrison, Thatcher’s parliamentary private secretary and deputy chairman of the party, had sex with 16-year-old boys when the age of consent was 21.

  85. 85
    Ted Heath says:

    I’m dead sure he didn’t mean me.

  86. 86
    anon MP says:

    I didnt hear that question I must have dozed off for a bit

  87. 87

    Has to be the Thatcher Gov – Watson intervention hardly likely to dump on his own doorstep ….or would he?

  88. 88
    Ted Heath says:


  89. 89
    Anon says:

    (Mis)Administer is more applicable

  90. 90
    rob wilton says:

    eeee – what a todo!

  91. 91
    horehound says:

    Is truth finally catching up with dead ted

  92. 92
    Call me Dave says:

    Sorry but if the direction is down its run

  93. 93
    jgm2 says:

    For some reason he’s not concerned about phone-hacking at The Mirror or p*a*e*d*o activity at the BBC.

  94. 94
    Call me Dave says:

    What about all the political hunts that are alive and still drilling for marmite in them young hillocks?

  95. 95
    Gordon Brown says:

    He is a simple automaton that does what it is told

  96. 96
    Guido(I love the Nevis tax regime) says:

    Guido Fawkes: Ford to announce closure of its Southampton van plant tomorrow

  97. 97
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Millionaireband is just pathetic. Labour are easily pleased, one 60 minute speech, rehearsed for months, and they are bought.
    In reality Millionaireband comes over as a two faced silly little schoolboy.

  98. 98
    Abridged version says:


  99. 99
    Anon says:

    What will the Bum Boys Company aka B*B* C make of that…….?

  100. 100
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Tom Watson, yet again showed his true colours. When asking his question during PMQ’s, he never asked if the BBC was afit and proper organisation. Watson really is a shit.

  101. 101
    David Icke says:

    So Tom reads my rants.

  102. 102
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I agree Millionaireband is a twat.

  103. 103
    horehound says:

    The papers won’t touch the living , and until the papers go for it, it won’t break into the mainstream, once they ask questions of Ted, they can ask questions of his still alive and in cabinet chief whip

  104. 104
    Andy Pandy says:

    I have not checked but I bet 10p Morrisson is dead .

  105. 105
    B-25 Mitchell Bomber says:

    Itz a real mystery.

  106. 106
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    Toyota to follow when the UK officially out of the EU

  107. 107
    Angry of London says:

    Yes. The French should sell everything to the Chinese just like we did in the UK. Then, when the economy improves in 5-10 years all the money can go straight to them. That’s worked well hasn’t it?

    Once you dissolve companies of this nature you will NEVER get them back. The economics of the West no longer allow for it.

  108. 108
    Sailor Ted says:

    Watch out for the buoys.

  109. 109
    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    If the BBC is not ” a fit and proper person ” to run public broadcasting can someone go to the High Court and ask a Judge simply to wind it up under the just and equitable ground ?

    The real problem with Uk Plc is not jimmy Savile but the economy .

    The sooner we concentrate on the real issue the sooner we can progress

  110. 110
    Who I really am says:

    My family came over to Britain on a bandwagon during the war blah blah blah…..

  111. 111
    What does this have to do with badgers? says:

    In 1995, oddly enough.

  112. 112
    PR 101 says:

    Correct, its well known that the earlier one wears a poppy the more humanitarian and compassionate one is.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Given that Parliament disapproves of votes for prisoners it would be helpful to see them end votes for their members who have stolen from us or attempted to steal from us by fiddling their expenses. Laws was promoted by calamity Cameron so he clearly isn’t particularly vexed about criminals.

    At the very least expenses fiddlers, of all parties, should be banned from sitting in the house of lords.

  114. 114
    Peggy Mitchell says:


  115. 115
    Grima Wormtongue says:

    One of the lanes on the Forth Road bridge has been named the ‘Tom Watson Freeway ‘in honour of his constant visitations to Brown for further instructions.

  116. 116
    Anon says:

    Just been told Rob Wilson MP is on Boulton & Co sticking it in for Patten

    & the Beeb, looks like more effluent is about to fly,

    when will Fang Pang finally wake up to what is really happening on

    his watch but its too late Chris, time to start clearing your office….

  117. 117
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Then tell that to Ed Millionaireband, it’s time he concentrated on the real issues.

  118. 118
    People who live by other rules says:

    Don’t be silly its the Forth Rail Bridge, only first class for someone like Watson.

  119. 119
    Dick Scratcher says:

    No – they’ve re-called that statement.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    What planet are you on ?

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    I take it you slept through the job figures last week.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Im glad to say i think you are right, but who will take over ? the front bench are all useless.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    The way the uber unpleasant shadow front bench seem to be, at least, tolerating Milliband is a great mystery to me. Surely they will turn on him in time for the election, i expect a lot is going on behind closed doors.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Is the half baked behaviour of Entwistle and Patten an act ?, although i must admit they both come over strangely at the moment.

  125. 125
    Joe Mercier says:

    So when you are on the ropes nothing better than sticking your tongue out at the EU .

    Cameron must be the most pathetic Prime Minister living.

  126. 126
    mrs Duffy from Rochdale says:

    As long as I do not have to live under the same roof as Mrs Balls I am happy .

  127. 127
    Blob says:

    Or her kiddie fiddling reputation in one of her previous jobs.

  128. 128
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    Sick Transit former Gloria Monday?

  129. 129
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    But talking gibberish in riddles. What is he on about?

  130. 130
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    Yes, noticed that. Why do these bloody “presenters’ have to get their threepennorth in all the time. Why can’t they just STFU and let us watch the proceedings in peace?

  131. 131
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    He has got something exceptionally ‘solid’ behind him. It’s called Balls.

  132. 132
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    Well, can somebody pull the plug out or switch the current off?

  133. 133
    Ford Fitter from Sarfamtern says:

    I’ve already offered my comment above at No 129 (4.04)

  134. 134
    The savant says:

    I. Thi.nk. We. Did.

    Patrick. Duffy of. Dallas. Will. Explain it to you. Following his shower scene.

  135. 135
    Sgt Pleb says:

    Important that we remember the cynical pieces of sh!t who use the corpses of soldiers to shore up the rags and tatters of their public images. We will remember, Ed; oh, yes, we will remember.

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