October 24th, 2012

Morgan Hacking Hits States

CNN are said to be “twitchy” this morning following yesterday’s Piers Morgan hacking claims. There is a growing feeling both here and across the pond that it’s getting real for Piers, and judging by his out of character Twitter silence yesterday Sven’s nemesis is feeling the heat. Good to see Kier Simmons making waves stateside, as well…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Tears for Peirs!

  2. 2
    Thick as a Planck says:

    John Bercow; a man who will never know the joy of pe eing in the sink

  3. 3
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    This is the tip of the iceberg, many more revelations to come similar to the amount of millionaires in the Labour party.

  4. 4

    There will be none shed by me.

  5. 5
    Thick as a Planck says:

    The Beeb really are imploding. Paxo not wearing a tie !!!!

  6. 6
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    He’s talking about me isn’t he!

  7. 7
    2 Para says:

    We look forward to the crosshairs.

  8. 8
    Crocodile says:

    if only…

  9. 9

    Well, he could sink so low…

  10. 10
    Tory voter says:

    Was Clarkson right to punch him then?


  11. 11
    Tom Fatson says:

    Hang on, the Mirror is a Labour supporting paper.

    I didn’t approve this enquiry. What’s going on?

  12. 12
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Now they can’t count.

    George Entwistle said that “between eight and 10” former and current BBC staff and contributors, including Jimmy Savile, had been named by alleged victims. The BBC later said the exact figure was nine, but could not specify how many of those people were still working for the corporation.

  13. 13

    So is Ken Clarke a fiddler or has someone gone over the top? Difficult to know what to believe nowadays.

  14. 14
    Swiss Bob says:

    Aren’t the hushpuppies a giveaway ;-)

  15. 15
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Where To Watch Fireworks In London: Bonfire Night 2012

    No shortage of sights I would have thought.

  16. 16
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Don’t be fooled again. Why would he pick Ken out of hundreds of more likely candidates.

  17. 17
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Why? Have you seen Ken’s missus.

  18. 18
    Len McCluskey, leader of the Labour Party, says:

    Shut your stupid face and go fetch my sandwiches.

  19. 19
    ed martin says:

    it could of course just be a desperate publicity stunt on morgan’s behalf

  20. 20
    Twitter is for tw@ts says:

    “judging by his out of character Twitter silence”

    Maybe he’s just growing up.

  21. 21

    I was always taught that blue and brown don’t go together.

    For the avoidance of all doubt, I am talking about shoes and suits.

  22. 22
    Selohesra says:

    Bercow caught shagging dogs – Sally exclaimed OMG how low can you go? – A Jack Russell he replied (sorry can’t spell chiwurra)

  23. 23
    ed martin says:

    a red ship collided with a blue ship – the crews were marooned

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  25. 25
    Dr. Hfuhruhurr says:

    You cooked her nines!!

  26. 26
    Daniel Kawczynski says:

    He would get up my nose…if he could reach!

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    Maybe the yanks will refuse to extradite him as revenge for Gary McKinnon.

  28. 28
    Well it's a thought says:

    The BBC have a new show called ” it’s whitewash time” , watching 24 they seem to me to have gone into not us/nothing to do with us mode, why haven’t they waited for all the investigations to finish.

  29. 29
    Use by 23 Oct says:


  30. 30

    I think we had better mauve on.

  31. 31
    Call me Dave says:

    I carry a photo of my wife with me everywhere.

    Just in case I get one of those awkward erections that I need to get rid of.

  32. 32
    Ice Skating in Hades says:


  33. 33
    Bob Crow says:

    Mine’s a pint… of Bolly.

  34. 34

    Shurely that is knot true?

  35. 35

    What do you expect – it’s April!

  36. 36
    UKIP.i.am says:

    That’s just what I thought.

    I always thought there was something of the Jimmy in Ken. On the other hand who is to say the Fellows is just trying to get some much needed publicity?

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  38. 38
    Lord Sugar says:

    Piers Morgan

    If I were a bird, you would be the first person I’d shit on.

  39. 39

    If your aunt had balls, she would be Peter Mandelson.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Surely George Entwistles act yesterday was just that ? can he really be as dim as he is making out ?

  41. 41
    clown shoes says:

    I don’t know why, but you’re nowhere near as funny as Gordon Brown and his poo.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    They do actually, it can look nice.

  43. 43
    Rodger The Lodger says:

    I think the fragrant Celia will come to regret her choice of life partner.

  44. 44
    Cap'n Morgan says:

    Arrrrhhh! This be a rum do an’ no mistake, sure as me name’s Henry! If there be any hackin’ required, me baby brother ought to leave it to ol’ Henry an’ his trrrrusty cutlass!

  45. 45
    Call a taxi for Dave. says:

    Guido Fawkes : “I think there will be…” a Tory leadership contest before the 2015 election: http://huff.to/SrdOhL

  46. 46
    Michealangeloo says:

    Hey Watson you fat lazy lard bucket, stop cooking those Greggs from Iceland sausage rolls and start twittering about the Mirror

  47. 47
    Maggies Pearl Necklace says:

    surely that was the dog speaking

  48. 48
    Dusters At Dawn says:

    She must have been under the influence of a Morgan supplied substance when she said yes, ie the balance of her mind was disturbed.

    For God’s sake her father is still alive as well, where was he when sound advice to a naive young lady was required!

  49. 49
    Sir Jimmy Savile OBE says:

    I loved dead bodies so much I decided to become one. And get buried in a field full of them. Now then, now then, little girl, just stand above my grave, just so I can look right up your skirt. Could you squat for me?


  50. 50
    Peter Pan says:

    Never smile at a *****phile
    No you can’t get friendly with a *****phile
    Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin……

  51. 51
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    How long did it tkae the BBC that nine is “between eight and 10″?

  52. 52
    bergen says:

    I just wonder if Pier’s luck is finally running out. He rode out the viglen business years ago and the police enquiry into hacking concentrated on the Murdoch papers. He must have thought the worst was over.

  53. 53
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I think most purple would agree.

  54. 54
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Dangerous to take on an ex Home Sec, who knows a little of how the shady side of the establishment works, I would have thought.

  55. 55
    The PRick Posing as PM says:

    I say! One can only admire Aunty Beeb for hanging on to a hopeless, hapless course. I certainly do! I suppose that goes for Piers too. What?

  56. 56
    Mehdi is a Mong says:

    You see the bit at the top of the article? Where it says, “Mehdi Hasan”? You see it?

    That’s the exact point where I stopped reading.

  57. 57
    Use by 23 Oct says:

    Truth, stranger than..

  58. 58

    Piers for Fears
    Songs from the big snare.

    Very Sad World
    Sowing the seeds of doom
    Everybody wants to fool the world
    Man in chains
    Bail Shelter

  59. 59
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Shouldn’t you be working on your next book ‘Dial P for Piers: Trinity Mirror and their invention of Phone Hacking’ ?

  60. 60
    M’Lard Prezza of Hull and Damnation, musing on issues of the day says:

    I’m a pier – I say ter tha gals – tie up to me missus – my bollard can take it! Phwoooaarrrhh!!!

  61. 61
    nigelforengland says:

    Given his position at the Mirror he must have known the full results of Operation Ore before Blair slapped a 100 year D-notice on it, yet he still supported Brown and regarded him as a friend.

    Scumbag, it seems what goes round comes round. The BBC are getting theirs, time for Morgan and others to do the same.

  62. 62
    Lord Stansted says:

    The Licence Fee payers should demand a rebate for the Savile years.

    Interesting on this morning’s Today, Savile not called “Sir” – yet it was “Sir” (Christopher) Bland. Ok, the latter may not be a pedo and the former is dead, but they’re both tossers.

  63. 63
    Are we seeing the final days of the BBC? says:

    Culture Secretary Maria Miller has warned that the Jimmy Savile sex abuse scandal raises “very real concerns” about public trust in the BBC. In a letter to BBC Trust chairman Lord Patten, Ms Miller said it was vital that two independent inquiries were “able to follow the evidence wherever it takes them”.

    In his response, Lord Patten wrote: “You know how seriously the Trust takes the allegations surrounding Jimmy Savile and the need to maintain public trust in the BBC.” The peer said the inquiries would be “comprehensive and independent”, but also delivered a thinly veiled warning that the Government should not wade into the row. “I know that you will not want to give any impression that you are questioning the independence of the BBC,” he wrote. The exchange came after the BBC revealed it is investigating nine allegations of “sexual harassment, assault or inappropriate conduct” among current staff and contributors as the fallout from the Savile scandal continues.

  64. 64
    Marion Shalloe says:

    Piers Stefan Pughe-O’Meara does not do life!

  65. 65
    Lord Stansted says:


  66. 66
    Selohesra says:

    Flippant pun related humour is inappropriate when these young people have been violeted

  67. 67
    Lord of The Lags Archer says:

    You are unusually lucid and informative today Pies.

  68. 68
    No Place In A Reputable Journal For A Nutter says:

    Why is he not in Syria doing a bit of jedi or whatever it is that those nutters do.

  69. 69
    Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP says:

    We know that the BBC, the broadcasting wing of the Labour Party, continues to knowingly employee páédophiles. Consequently, I regretfully advise you all to stop paying your license fee.

  70. 70
    Ed Moribund says:

    Any bandwagons around today?
    Preferably not labour MP renting sleaze, BBC scum or Vaz related.

  71. 71
    Mature student says:

    “Throughout the latter part of the twentieth century, the BBC was perceived as representing traditional family values, but now we know Jimmy Savile regularly indulged in anal intercourse with underage girls during this period, what do you think the BBC stands for now?” asked my Media Studies tutor.

    “Buggering British Children”, I replied.

  72. 72
    Black Adder's Codpiece says:

    There is a hack in the States called Piers
    Whose life is now dominated by fears
    For the hacking of phones
    Caused many celebrity moans
    He may yet end up in chokey for years

  73. 73
    Ed Moribund says:

    I would never say that.

    The only person who needs to go from the beeb is Andrew Neil.
    He was horrid to Chukka. He needs to get on the liberal socialist message or go work for the evil Murdoch.

  74. 74
    The Golem says:

    Seems to me Lord Pattern is making a clear attempt to put the Culture Secretary in her place.

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    horehound says:

    can you stay on topic please , these sideshows cost a lot to arrange

  77. 77
    Dobbie says:

    Both are shits and could die now without any consequence.

  78. 78
    Dobbie says:

    I thought the shithead MP’s were acting more than a bit above themselves.

  79. 79

    Word associations, part 376:

    Morgan and Prezza.

    Piers and Pies.


  80. 80

    Step up to the patten.

  81. 81
    M says:

    Don’t think you’ll get a rebate but you’er more likely to be paying the bill for the compensation to the victims through a rise in the licence fee
    You don’t think the BBC should pay for this shit , surely not !

  82. 82
    ToonBert... says:

    Independent inquiry is one thing but independent BBC ?? What a joke !!

  83. 83
    M says:

    Probably nearer 8 to 10 dozen

  84. 84
    will says:

    lord pattern has gone native happens to them all at the BBC. If current members of staff are charged by the CPS and the BBC is cupable, then i reckon the licence fee is up for question, as the fact that they have the licence fee and are not subject to public disapproval like the news of the world was.

  85. 85
    Just trying to help says:

    Red bull gives you wings

  86. 86
    soapy says:

    He’s only trying to get his little pecker in.

    There, finished it for you. Now about those bananas in pyjamas…

  87. 87
    soapy says:

    Since one government cannot bind its successor, why doesn’t Wavy Dave un-D the papers? We need a bit of excitement round here as there is not much happening at the moment.

  88. 88
    James Whale says:

    Does he mean a noncet?

  89. 89
    keredybretsa says:

    Shed no tears for Piers.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Fingers crossed! The dirty little piece of shit, Morgan, may get stuffed even yet.

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