October 23rd, 2012

Why are Official EU Channels Attacking the UK?


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    The EU wants to join the UK?

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    Kebab Time says:


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    Out of EU says:

    Far too much!

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    Sorry. Did I wake you up?

    *Sees you are not your sockpuppet :-)*

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    kilkeal says:

    Is there a reverse tool, how much does the UK contribute to your country? (Remember £53,000,000 a day to the EU.)

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    junkkmale says:

    Maybe is a ‘unique funding’ issue?

    There seems to be a lot of it about.

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    E Pluribus Beagle says:

    Interesting that Gove spends more time talking about Ed M than education in his Politiea speech – clearly rattled by One Nation Labour

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    The rest of the EU says:

    Nothing. Its not our money.

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    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    It’s time we left this corrupt organisation before they bleed us dry.

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    Piers Morgan says:

    Fiddling kids is like having your pubes shaved by Stevie Wonder.

    Sooner or later, you’re going to get nicked.

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    Doris says:

    Resistance is useless, operation Sea Lion is back on again.

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    Graham Watson's nemesis says:

    They’ve left us without a pot to piss in, so now they’re taking the piss as well.

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    Obnoxio the Clown says:

    Fuck off, you pompous Hunt.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Ed is the only ‘rattler’. His cage will fall to bbits soon.

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    Animal says:

    The EU is little more than a state-sanctioned Ponzi scheme, but with less transparent accounting.

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    A badger says:

    I’m fucking glad your David Cameron does U-turns

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    One Nation Labour?

    I clearly recall thirteen years of Labour rule. It ended with the Balkanisation of Britain and record levels of debt. If that’s One Nation socialism, I’d hate to see Labour in divisive mode.

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    If ever there was justification for us being out of the EU, this propaganda should be a prime example. Those fools who argue we would have no voice outside, should consider we have very little by being inside ..consider what the are going to do to the City of London…. the EU sell us more than we sell them. we could just about manage without them but could the EU survive without us ?? Due to our cutting back, our pensions are managable…. Germany, Holland & France’s are not, huge future problems there then.
    With out Guido, we would never know because the Wuss would never tell the People.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Nobody who has been following politics for any length of time is rattled by One Notion Labour. Foot and Kinnock had much bigger mid-term leads than Miliband.

    Study the polls in detail and you’ll realise Labour are on course for their biggest defeat in many years.

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    That is of course if we get rid of the disaster called Scotland.. let the EU pay for them.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    There ought to be. Aren’t we the second biggest contributor?

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    They don’t like it up em Sir, they don’t like it up em.

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    Anonymous says:

    The taxpayer is paying child benefit to 40,000 children who do not live in Britain at a cost of up to £36million a year, MailOnline can reveal.

    The astonishing bill run up by almost 24,000 families emerged as George Osborne presses ahead with a scheme to cut child benefit for higher earners in the UK.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221921/Child-benefit-paid-40-000-children-overseas-Osborne-imposes-cuts-UK-families-earning-50-000.html#ixzz2A8vqJzaU
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    Commissioner of the EUSSR says:

    Money well spent on us.

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    Rupert my Hero says:

    Hello Darling, try on this Badger Coat and let’s go for a weekend in the countryside.

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    Search – About 165,000,000 results (0.23 seconds)

    Did you mean:

    cuпt klunt punt

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    Anonymous says:

    If you click on the link you will see that the UK is specifically targeted in a most astonishing way.

    Every country has its EU cost set out including a specific entry for the UK rebate.

    No mention of the rebates Germany, the Netherlands and Sweden get. (Doesnt Austria get one too? Dunno) Just the UK rebate.

    They really are out to get us.

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    ShurdyRover says:

    I’ll be glad when the 3rd World War starts…….at least it will give me something to do!

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    How's that then Denis? says:

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    Herman of the EU says:

    I haff checked, and ziss joke is not on ze list of EU approved humour. However, ve are not all monsters. I vonce laffed at one of your English Benny Hill shows.

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    Lizzie says:

    I’m looking forward for the app that shows how much the UK pays towards spending in the various countries in the EU …

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    I think they have just voted for increase in contributions over the next 8yrs (somthing like an additional £11bn for the UK) oh and decided to start to legislate for financial transaction tax earner , so no problems in eurobeurocracy land then ..

    I think I would rate both Paxmans and Boltons interviews with Lord Black about the most strange and edgy televisual meetings from different worlds ,I have seen , and used words I wasnt aware existed .Waiveing on the defeated trivialities of a few years in jail as an injustice , doesnt really explain how come he lost in court first time round .But an interesting defence to call everyone a incompetant fool or even jackass, whilst making plain your bored with all these mnions and sub intelligent questions .I note he did answer Adams question clearly about taking up his seat in the lords.

    The Entwhistle select commitie was notable in that he looked a bit lame and the Norman Smith and David Mellor exchange was most interesting . Steve Richards new word Hagiphilific but perhaps hit somthing in that the appearence did have somthing of some sort of vast management of kingdoms within the BBC whirring away ,but not really reacting properly and unable to do anyhting about its own problems in conflicting interest .Robot appeared to blow a fuse in how I saw various sides play out .

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    ToonBert... says:

    The Eu EEc or whatever it is called these days are just a bunch of flocking Hunts !!

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    ToonBert... says:

    Yeah….. wot ‘e said!! +1

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    Its probably institutional says:

    My top three recipients of the British Honours system

    Fred Goodwin
    Jimmy Savile
    John Prescot

    Yep , it really inspires confidence in the establishment does it not ?

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Hilarious ….. that I still beleive that being in a corrupt scoalist construct that is failing should be sold as a good deal for the UK people .

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    Thrasher Mitchell says:

    “I’m a big fan of Motorhead,” I said to my girlfriend.

    As I pulled the car to a stop and unzipped my fly.

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    ToonBert... says:

    Macshane is a daft tw*t, a Hunt of gigantic proportions……….

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    ToonBert... says:

    How about an award for the EEC EU or whatever they call themselves these days?

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    ToonBert... says:

    Sorry Jimmy is not on this one….

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    ToonBert... says:

    Hmmmm actually the fickle finger of fun is there if you look hard enough :)

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    The US Declaration of Independence says:

    “He has refused his assent to laws the most wholesome and necessary for the public good;
    “He has erected a multitude of offices and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people;
    “He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution and unacknowledged by our laws, giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation;
    “For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws and altering fundamentally the forms of our government…”

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    …easy peasy, they don’t want their budget for the next five years frozen or reduced.

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    M says:

    So the BBC are saying the tax payer didn’t get the invoice for this one .
    Oh we’ll then let’s move on !

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    Moley says:

    A taste of things to come.

    The Tanks will come later.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    ITV just stuck the knife into the BBC.

    “If it had been left to the public service broadcaster, the public may never have known about Savile”


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    Aunty Matter says:

    You not in prison yet Mcshit?

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    Call me Dave says:

    Trust in the bbc.

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    Its probably institutional says:

    I was thinking of the Nobel peace prize myself.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Don’t worry, Dave has promised our In/In referendum.

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    Obnoxio the Clown says:

    Omnivoreshambles. Very clever.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Times change, politics doesn’t though.

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair, its entirely feasible that The DG of the Beeb didnt ask to many questions as to what aspect of Saviles conduct was being investigated as he already knew since it had been common knowledge around the place for decades.

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    The savant says:

    Yes. Perhaps. Germany does. Pay for all of the uk. Rebate as she is the only one with any wonga in the coffers .

    But. How. Much on the contra. Ledger does the uk. Indirectly. ( read surreptitiously). Contribute to flood damage and earthquake relief. , mafia subsidy for fictitious olive oil data, French CAP. , Brussels. Financial. Unaudited shenanigans et al. ???

    The. Ledger is. Somewhat in the. Uk s. DISfavour. I think we will. Find. …..

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    +++++Breaking News++++++ says:

    Scandal has erupted around the BBC as it has been revealed that “Aunty” is in fact a fat , balding, middle aged bloke with a beard !

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    HenryV says:

    I was surprised that figure was so low. I thought all the Poles were sending money back home. If you would have asked me for a figure I would have said 100 to 200 thousand families.

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    Ian Trethowan says:

    George Entwistle is one of the good guys. You want to meet some of the bastards in that place.

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    Doris says:

    They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,
    Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.
    They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
    They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
    And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
    Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.

    We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet,
    Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street.
    It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first,
    Our wrath come after Russia’s wrath and our wrath be the worst.
    It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest
    God’s scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best.
    But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet.
    Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.

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    Now you're Talking says:

    IsraeliPM Netanyahu: Only way to fight #terrorists is to “hit them very, very hard” http://bit.ly/JPost929

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    nellnewman says:


    The UK is about pay the EU another £11.5billion for the worthless experience of being a member of this slowly collapsing community.

    Time to get out!!

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    HenryV says:

    Much too far!

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    Remember, nobody voted for this shit says:

    EUSSR is the most appropriate.

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Regarding all this Savile business – I don’t think we’ve heard nearly enough about the corpse-shagging.

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    All our yesterdays says:

    Ah those were the days, Foot, Kinnock, Harriet working to legalise sex with kids….

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    HenryV says:

    Are the Americans going to invade us? Why?

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    nellnewman says:


    the sinister biased leftwing beeb has never done anything worthwhile.

    tried to convince us that anthropogenic global warming was killing the world – found to be a lie

    tried to convince us that the EU was our only hope of salvation – found to be a lie

    tried to convince us that gordonbrown and his cohorts were economic geniuses – found to be a lie

    tried to convince us that jimmy savile was the most wonderful human being God ever created – found to be a lie

    and on and on …..

    We don’t need the lying beeb and we don’t need the troughing EU – get rid of both and we’ll save £billions

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Peter Mandelson
    Glenys and Neil Kinnock
    Jeffrey Archer

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Makes you wonder what other stories vanish in the edit suite

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    nellnewman says:

    It’s just too shocking for words. How did the beeb allow itself to employ this monster for decades and just let him get away with these horrible things.

    And don’t tell me they didn’t know about it. entwistle’s embarrassing squirming act before the MP’s culture committee this morning denying he knew anything, said anything, asked anything, did anything was so evidently untrue – the beeb tomorrow will be issuing a statement saying they can find no record of savile ever having worked for them .

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    Nicky Griffin says:

    Nine men from Rochdale have been charged following an investigation into child sexual exploitation.

    The charges relate to offences committed separately against one teenage girl in the Rochdale area by different men between 2008 and 2009.

    More follows…

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    BBC says:

    Nothing wrong with necrophilia, now to get on to our main topic for today; Are nick-names a form of bullying?.

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    Despite Nicky Campbells best efforts says:

    We are just about to, its now in the Public Domain.

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    Enda Kenny, TD says:


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    Its probably institutional says:

    Yes it Most definitely can be bullying, for example I heard some children taunting some otherchild the other day by calling him a “BBC Entertainer”

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    Our survey says.... says:

    Let me guess…

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I don’t understand a word of that rambling, illiterate, bizzarely punctuated and grammatically convoluted diatribe.

    Has John Prescott been allowed near a keyboard or something?

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    Doris says:

    The BBC are dead meat.

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    ToonBert... says:

    Hmmmmmmmm is it ‘cos they is white?

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    Doris says:

    Mr Sausage?.

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    Jackass & Co says:

    He’s right though as Conrad did use some words previously unknown to the English language.

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    Sniffin the ermine says:

    Duke Nuke’m
    Lord Haw Haw
    The Baron Knights

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    Larry The Lamb says:

    Who are you looking at !

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    It's probably institutional says:

    Im sure they will put up a “stiff” defense.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Or the Nobel (taking the ) Piss prize?

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    The BBC propaganda unit is working overtime these days.

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    Anonymous says:

    Now let me see, we can either pay more money to the EU and let them nice intelligent cleverer than me peeps in Brussels decide who to give it to, supporting a failed institution that no one in this country has ever had a democratic vote on whether they want to be in it or ………………..not

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    Anon Official Bean Counter says:

    You can make figures do any thing you want…..

    I should know……

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Like Helen Boaden, she looks a right nasty piece of work

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    That’s a cast-iron saucepan.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    I’m always amazed the BBC don’t airbrush out the big stupid beards

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    HenryV says:

    No tank you.

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    monkey says:

    How much did europe pay for not fighting Hitler in an ethusiastic manner?

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    Pat says:

    Well if there are people in the EU trying to lever us out- more power to them.

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    Anonymous says:


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    monkey says:

    Dennis, please wipe your arse correctly if you are going to sit on public transport

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    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    Too far and too fast.

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    BBC Pedo Ring says:

    Yes lets, we’d like to get to the real news of baby eating Tories and Murdoch!

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    Engineer says:

    Many of whom have been doing all they can to distance themselves from anything to do with Savile (or those indulging in similar peccadildoes).

    Methinks Plod will be busy for some time. An organisation as labyrinthine as Al Jabeeba, with it’s institutional culture of sweeping things under the carpet, could yield all sorts of serious wrongdoings if Plod dig deep enough.

    The reports commissioned by Al Jabeeba will not expose all of it, or even a tiny fraction. Senior executives have too much to lose if that were to happen.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:


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    Orville the Duck says:

    Keith Harris systematically fisted me for decades.

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    The more you pay them, the worse they get.

    It is a delusions of deity thing.

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    Joe says:

    No doubt, the BBC, local media and government have all been turning a blind eye to this for far too long.

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    flying pig says:

    Now you’re taking us into the realms of wildest fantasy.

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    Engineer says:

    BBC Entertainer? Yes, I remember. Long time ago, though…

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    Diane Fatbutt says:


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    The savant says:

    Has any media in. Blighty.
    covered the story that if. Romney wins. The. Democrat electorate are. Threatening to. Riot. And. Kill. ??

    Oh…. And if. Obama. Wins the republicans are threatening to. Do the same. .

    Is nt democracy in the technological age. Wonderful ?

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    WVM says:


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    I can just imagine what Mark Thompson’s thought process might have been a few month’s back.

    They need their own programme for this on the BBC.

    How about Qasim Will Fix It?

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    BBC Pedo Ring says:

    …with a penchant for little girls?

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    i'll scweeam and scweeam says:

    It’s usually the left in this country who get violent and take to streets if they don’t get their own way.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, what are the chances of that? They just want more of our fucking money.

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    Hot bunk says:

    Double bubble on a three shift system no doubt.

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    Engineer says:

    Why are official channels attacking the UK?

    Because they can’t have the truth spoken. It might turn the plebs – oops, sorry; people – against the Great Scheme.

    Besides, the UK has committed heresy (in their eyes) by daring to suggest that the EU budget be frozen. How are they going to cream off all their expenses if that happens?

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    A hard Pressed TV Tax Payer says:

    The whole rotten Beeb carcass needs to broken up & thrown out as totally

    unacceptable in 21st Century along with a lot of the so called

    management at all levels.

    Once the current DG resigns, as not able to effectively do the job

    then the Chairman of the BBC (dis)Trust should also resign as HE

    was responsible for the current DG’s appointment.

    All of this should happen sooner rather than later or it will be pushed

    into the long grass of hidden procrastination & cover up !!

    An Independent effective FULL TIME Chairman is a prerequisite for

    this, at present, over dominant Broadcasting entity. The current Beeb

    Chairman is only available at the most for 2 maybe 3 days a MONTH

    because of all his other involvements,(refer to the informative report

    Guido posted about 10 days ago on this matter) this is not acceptable

    plus his judgement is now called into serious question given the way

    this scandal has been dealt with by his appointee & others, there is

    no clear effective leadership.

    There is only a small window of opportunity for the Beeb to make this

    happen before its forced on them as people will not accept anything less

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    Anonymous says:

    someone mentioned jonathan ross.
    He now works for ITV.

    In the culture of the past, perhaps ITV will not be found to clean.

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    May the fat arse be with you says:

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    Anonymous says:

    potentially the new CEO of Yahoo could earn $100m (over 5 years?)

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Massive Tory U turn ignored by BBC!

    Badger cull canceled, so why isn’t BBC pushing the “another Tory climb down” then?

    Could it be because the BBC opposed the cull? Or perhaps because the BBC are in so much shit they need the government onside?

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    psycho in ward 13 says:

    When muppets keep throwing money at you for being totally fucking useless, what more do you expect?

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    Anonymous says:

    Fair comment compared to the lies UK politicians tell about the EU.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Does he work for Newsnight?

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    Their whole hierarchy is needlessly extensive, unresponsive and insulated from the world. There must be more Peter Principle employees there than in any other organisation on the face of the planet. More than half of them will have been over-promoted. If anyone is poor at their job they just get awarded a pay rise and shunted into a sinecure.

    Of course, when money is unlimited then that situation can easily develop. When it comes to real belt tightening, the service suffers whilst the payroll is protected.

    In such a false atmosphere, how can anyone develop a meaningful risk/reward appreciation?

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    lazy daily mail basher watch says:

    So the headline isn’t true then? Give us the facts why don’t you?

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    Anonymous says:

    We are paying for 40,000 children plus that no one knows actually exist – those are the true facts,, Unf……ng believable. Only in the UK.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The Savile necrophilia thing was outed by Gambocini on Radio 5 this morning

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    redundant script writer says:

    “Lessons need to be learned about this………etc”

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Just take a look back at the old Top of the pops to see the cameramen up skirting the 14 year old girls. In fact it makes you cringe as most of those kids seem to have been bussed in from care homes.

    Perhaps plod should start of with that lot?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    So – the EU gets awarded the Nobel peace prize.

    Well; aren’t the EU in good company – what with Al Goremonger being awarded a similar prize for his scientific mythology? [Now a completely busted lie]

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    nellnewman says:

    +++Laugh+++ and there can’t be a more excellent example of the Peter Principle than entwistle can there?!!!

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    The NYPD says:

    He, uhh, he, uhh, he stepped on the officer’s foot– you couldn’t see it from that camera angle– yeah, that’s what he did– sure, that’s the ticket!

    Well, anyway, that’s our story, and we’re going to stick to it, see?

    Now move along– nothing to see here…

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    How has it come to this says:

    Spot on Cat.

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    all our yesterdays says:

    Seems like this scandal has given you a new hobby.

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    The Honey Badger says:

    Ask me if I give a shit.

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    Where's (his) Willy says:

    Spotted with the kids at 0:57-0:58

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    nellnewman says:

    As someone said this morning on the News there are a lot of people working in beeb who are not sleeping too comfortably in their beds at the Mo.

    entwistle was clearly, from his dire performance at the MP’s cu ltu re com mittee, one of them. That Ma rkTho mp son chap, I’m inno cent as the driv en snow, is obviously another.

    The trouble is everyone at the beeb who says, I knew nothing, I saw nothing, I heard nothing looks as though they are ly ing!!

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    Where's (his) Willy says:

    He’s propositioning a 14yo at 1:39

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    Dublin Baglady says:

    AAAAAh HEEOR! Leave it fookin ou!!!

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    nellnewman says:

    It’s true Aunty Matter . I was a kid during those Top of the Pops Days and they seemed so innocent viewed on the TV screen.

    Looking back now they seem Terribly Sinister.

    And that is a Real problem for the Beeb because it’s history is being re-evaluated as something Bad and Ugly!!

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    plan 9 from outer space says:

    Events that are unfolding now were predicted decades ago by a new age prophet. You just cannot make this shit up.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And we can blame – the hordes of MP’s from all walks of life who for the past 40 years have ‘failed’ to notice whats been going on. Yes – they as a ‘collective’ have told little johnny that this pill is good for you – whilst of course they have each (2 generations of MP’s) been relied upon (because of their failure to understand the truth & reality of the EU nightmare) for their personal aquiescence and individual greed.

    Doesn’t it cut across the whole political spectrum that we are in such a position today?

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    Where's Barry and Mr Jay? says:

    So the NOTW merely accesed a young girl’s voicemail while the BBC staff accesed young girls in the biblical sense on BBC property with and without the young girls’ (and boys) conscent.

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    Daves Busted Rusty Badge says:

    Can we have you’re cast iron chastity belt on that one, Dave?

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    Is it that HC does not appear to like the longer standing posters? That is the way it looks from here. A number have gone and others have adopted different monikers.

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    Operation Weeting says:

    Senior Mirror Group exec regularly paid a PI firm up to £125 a time for mobile phone numbers’ INDPENDENT http://tinyurl.com/9fsyh3c

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    The Man from Uncle says:

    Wrong… Boys. In fact old uncle BeeB isn’t too choosy, if the truth be told, any holes a goal.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Agree with SC’s nice brief summary and Nell beyond Twistle are the board of the BBC trust – the king pin being Lord Patten – said to be a “safe pair of hands” – now what kind of coding is that phrase? e.g. Yates of the Yard.

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    BBC Executive says:

    We are planning extensive, 24-7 non-coverage of this.

    It’s not as if the sort of schools our girls go to are affected.

    Maybe if the little people just stuck to voting Labour, paying their TV license and racing ferrets or whatever they like to do, things like this wouldn’t happen. Like we pretend they don’t.

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    Anonymous says:

    I used to hate this fucking programme as a kid. I’ve been proved right. BTW, it was fun to see what passed for dancing in those days, LOL!

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    MB. says:

    Perhaps the UK government should put up on the official UK government website

    “How much do you pay in taxes to pay for the EU?”

    “How much do you pay in taxes to pay for EU PR staff?”

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    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Ah! yes
    4 or 5 now
    Only you and nell originals

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    nellnewman says:

    SC you are far too decent a human being to even begin imaging the thought processes of an overpaid over promoted corrupt beeb official.

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    long standing post says:

    Fawkes was banned from dгіviпg you mong.

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    nellnewman says:

    I am what I am SC – not changing my moniker after all this time. I just think the guido automod has some weird little quirks . I don’t think they’re anything to do with insignificant little me.

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    Anonymous says:

    You noticed cat, from nee (better not say). Isn’t democracy wonderful ?.

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    it's a funny old life innit? says:

    I think that’s maybe what the auditor of accounts was gonna get around to 17 years ago.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes kicking the BBC just as phone hacking gave the BBC and Guardian a new hobby. Got a fucking problem?

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh Yes Please I want to know that stuff!!

    But also – how much do our taxes go towards paying for neil & glynis kinnochio’s eu pensions and expenses and wages etc etc every year?

    how much do our taxes go towards paying for the worthless useless gordon stooge baroness ashton ( failed eu foreign minister – laughing stock of the world)

    how much do our taxes go towards paying mandy’s ongoing eu commissioners pension whilst he is troughing megatime now from eu links to russian oligarchy people

    how much do our taxes go towards paying ?….and on and on……

    Anybody know of any contributions we make to the EU that does us in the UK any good??? No? I thought not!!

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    Aunty Matter says:

    They look real creepy now, no wonder the BBC killed it off

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    І thіnk sоmеоnе shоuld lоck Μаry Rіddеll shоuld bе kеpt іnsіdе fоr hеr оwn sаfеty fоr thе nеxt 16 dаys lеst sоmеоnе mаkе а grіеvоus but undеrstаndаblе mіstаkе аnd hоіst hеr tо thе trаdіtіоnаl pоsіtіоn аt thе tоp оf а bоnfіrе.

    Thе BBC, wіth іts quаsі-fаmіlіаl rоlе іn Brіtіsh lіfе, dіd nоt аctіvеly cоlludе іn thе crіmеs оf Ѕіr Jіmmy Ѕаvіlе. Nоr, іn аll lіkеlіhооd, dіd іt еngіnееr а cоvеr-up оf hіs prеdаtоry pаеdоphіlіа.


    Ѕhе аttеmpts tо hаng thе blаmе оn іmpеrsоnаl cоncеpts lіkе thе culturе оf nеglеct. Whаt tоsh! Іt wаs rеаl pеоplе whо wеrе tо blаmе, yоu аdvоcаtе оf thе оmеrtà whіch yоu prеtеnd tо dеcry.

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    well i never says:

    Ooh ‘ello, nell’s on manoeuvers. The old gel’s got some life in her yet.

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    nellnewman says:

    what does that have to do with d r i v e n s n o w ?!

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    CCHQ says:

    Have you seen that mitchell has a new job…… See piccy pic.twitter.com/uSUd770e

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    Well it's a thought says:

    We all change our monikers at some time, Iv’e been around this blog from about 6 months after it started and have gone through loads of monikers

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    BBC PR Office says:

    Wanna job??

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Just watch out, they go for the testicles you know, just like the hags on the Labour front bench

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    saddo-watch says:

    You still read her bollocks?

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    Tuscan Tony was on today and in fine form too, Beast still posts his acerbic comments, Engineer is with us on this very page.

    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE said he had gone away for a while for that very reason but he was back today. The Paragnostic – well what can I say – you don’t know whether he is here or not, do you? Mr Ned still shows his face. Even Nick Heavenly popped in a few months ago. You already mentioned nell. There are quite a few who have been here for longer than my four plus years.

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t understand why the Telegraph employs Riddell.
    She’s a joke.

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    I Can’t remember…

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    anonymous and luving it says:

    Yes SC, I remember your original moniker very well…..TWAT!

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    riddledeedee says:

    Nobody is laughing though.

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    Mr Badger Brock says:

    So no cheap shaving brushes then. Bloody shame as I need to replace the only one I have left.

    Never have understood why people put up with foam in a can crap when a good badger hair shaving brush and soap provides the ultimate shaving experience.

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    A Question for Lord Prescot says:

    Any Police officer who has been caught shagging whilst on duty has been sacked and in many cases prsocuted for misconduct in public office, some have even received Jail sentences on conviction . Such conduct is viewed as “unbecoming of a Police Officer”. My question to Lord Prescot is this : why do you obviously believe such standards do not apply to Police Commissioners and is this what President Obama is talking about when he refers to those who wish to play by different rules ?

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    nellnewman says:

    The beeb were absolutely central to savile’s offending. They knew it was happening and yet they kept giving him childrens programmes to host so that he had access to more and more children to abuse.

    The beeb and it’s corrupt uncaring leftwing culture are absolutely central to how jimmy savile managed to develop a p@edophile ring that is more evil and extensive than anything the UK has ever seen before!!!

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    Barclay Brothers found it suited their purpose to have a foot in each camp especially during the Third Reich Tony Blair years.

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    all our yesterdays says:

    ooh, ‘ark at ‘er!

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    nellnewman says:

    You need cheap shaving razors – go to Tesco’s . they’re offering packs of everyday bargains for 15p.

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    The Jury of Public Opinion says:

    lock her in the laughing stocks.

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    Doris says:

    Lol, now the BBC bring in the sociologists to cover up the actions of the socio- paths.

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair I think some at the BBC and beyond may in fact be attempting to cover up such predatory by more than just Jimmy Savile.

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    nellnewman says:

    The thought of the randy prezza as a Police Commissioner is laughable.

    The laughing policeman thingy we used to find on seaside piers for a penny is more intelligent that him.

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    I’m no saint, for sure, nell (no great surprise) but I try to be responsible for my actions. I also pay my way.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you got a hirsute problem Nell?.

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh definitely. savile was part of a p a e dop hile ring – others outside of the beeb are saying.

    They are also saying that many of that ring are still alive and some are still employed by the beeb.

    I suspect if the police bring the ring down then the beeb will be mo rt ally dam age d.

    Good I really hope so!! Wo rth less , co rr u pt organi sation that le ach es off the taxpayer!!

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    father ned says:

    OK, we’re all ears if you want to unburden yourself.

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    A worker says:

    Hey Denis- lend us a tenner…

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    nellnewman says:

    +++Laugh+++ hubby refuses to use electric razors and complains endlessly about cost of the wet shave . Tesco’s new deal on razors has been an amused topic of conversation lately.

    Hubby says they’re good!

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh and let’s not forget that the leftwing women hattyharpic especially were in there with him campaigning to legalise pa eo do ph il ia – she worked at it for years! then there was hewitt and margaret hodge who both supported her!!

    Evil evil women to so betray innocent children for loony leftwing politics!!!

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Problem will be if there is a link to other celebs and on to living politicians. I expect police to cover it up as usual.

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    Its probably institutional says:

    I thought I already did that with John Prescot.

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    Transientephemera says:

    If Nell was not typing this stuff she would probably breaking silences at parties with nervous comments.It,s a compulsive thing.

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    Doris says:

    Just got my voting card but Reginald Kray is not on the list of candidates, lovely man, always helped me with my shopping trolley.

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    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Bravo, Nell.

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    The way fuel prices have gone, most people are banned from it.

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    Dr Jimmy says:

    Stick with corpses is my advice.

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    Anonymous says:

    BTW, at this time of night I like to google hairy women. Try it, it’s fun.

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    Blowing Ucking Ubbles says:

    flocking Hunts rhymes with F’ucking C’unts.

    So please use correct english please

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    Defended by suits from Savile Row.

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    Engineer says:

    It also means that many tatty sporrans will have to be patched up for another year’s service, rather than be replaced by the glut of available badger masks. Unless, of course, we now have an EU regulation that insists that sporrans must be made of nylon or similar – that would be a typical shabby EU trick, trying to humiliate Scotsmen by making them wear static-electricity prone sporrans. (“Is that a nylon sporran, or are you just pleased to see me?”)

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    Keith Chegwin says:

    where were these big brave boys during the riots last year ?

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    Moron Watcher says:

    Nothing better than shagging a dead horses. Oops sorry wrong hole correct that to corpses

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    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy’s been quiet lately, I wonder why.

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    you dirty dog says:

    “Is that a nylon sporran, or are you just pleased to see me?”


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    Keith Chegwin says:

    Don’t ask me, I was pissed during the 80s.

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    Transientephemera says:

    She,s a bitter old lady,but she doesn,t really matter.

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    That’s done it Engineer! Years, decades even, of looking upon the article as one thing have been instantly erased and I shall have to be very careful not to laugh uncontrollably when I next cross Hadrian’s Wall…

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    Nogbad the Bad says:

    The music, the cars, the “deejays”, the clothes, the beer, the industrial relations, the politics, the television, the sport, the police…yes Britain in the 70’s was shite in every way (apart from the weather, or was that just 76).

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    Transientephemera says:


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    Saffron says:

    Yes Nell you make a good point.
    Sa-Vile is the tip of the iceberg and considering that only a third of the iceberg is seen there is a lot more of this disgusting behaviour to be exposed.
    The Beeboids as the national broadcaster sponging of the backs of license payers are beyond the pale.
    Others are involved apart from them who I hope will be exposed and I don’t care who they are,if the cap fits then wear it.
    To me anyone who is exposed as exploiting CHILDREN is a sexual gratification way is not a member of the human race that I live in.

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    Engineer says:

    “The Webpage cannot be found”

    Probably just as well….

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    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    your monika

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    Aunty Matter says:

    And the Guardian newspaper that has also campaigned for lowering the age of consent, so it’s hardly a surprise the liberal elite find nothing wrong with kiddie fiddling

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    Engineer says:

    Just think of Alex Salmond. That should cure any tendency to giggle.

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    Anonymous says:

    Thick mod C*nts do not recognise irony when it’s is staring them in the face.

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    I had to erase my cache after that.

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    Lard Presscott says:

    wHatz uN keBawLd dOO cOs I wIl aVe 2 tA eAt

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    Fog on the Tyne says:

    When you next cross Hadrian’s wall you will still be in Northumberland. Jockland is about 60 miles further.

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    British jobs for British workers says:

    Labour replaced him with a (ch eap) Poli sh immig ant who can’t quite cope with a UK keyboard?

    N e o gwe ed oh – f u ck off you us e less m o dd i ng c / uhnt

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    Anonymous says:

    Nicky Campbell tried to shut him up.

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    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Put Entwistle, Boaden, Thompson, Rippon etc on Jeremy Kyle. Let them take the lie detector and then let Jeremy loose on them. It would be far more effective at getting to the truth than the establishment cover-up that we will be getting.

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    Lard Presscott says:

    mE nAmEs oN tHe mEnU wHaTz eAtiNg tImE i vErY UnGeRy

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    A Tanktop says:

    It was the sick man of Europe. How easily we forget…

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    All the posters I mentioned were and are admirable even though they do not always agree with each other.

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    Saffron says:

    The Savant
    I agree with what you say.
    When will a bunch of independent auditors really get to grips with actually what is the value of being in this EUSSR.
    It all seems to be smoke and mirrors at present,maybe we would be well advised to listen a lot more to the likes of Farage and Hannan.
    However I do think this if Wavy Davy does not get his act together sharpish it will spell the end of him and his party.

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    The Evil Poor says:

    Former blogger Nightjack called them the Evil Poor. They’ve always existed but never more so than now. I’d be accused of fascism for advocating this but this sort of underclass sewage should be eliminated from society. They’re congenitally evil and live entirely off the state for generations.

    A woman has been jailed for six and a half years for scarring an epilepsy sufferer with a hot iron in a “nasty example of bullying and humiliation”. Sharon Lyndsay, 31, stubbed out a lit cigarette on the eyes and face of her victim, and pulled down his trousers and boxer shorts and then systematically burnt the top of his thighs and groin with a hot iron while he “screamed for mercy”. She claimed Philip Sheehy made unwanted sexual advances to her on a night out in Blackpool but Preston Crown Court heard she happily invited him back to a house where the assault took place.

    Mr Sheehy, 41, had visited the Lancashire resort from his home in Rochdale to stay with friends. He met Lyndsay while out drinking and they later went to the home of co-defendant Adam Marsden.

    In an unprovoked attack Marsden, 27, began the violence when he punched Mr Sheehy in the head and then climbed on top of him to ram a pen in his ear. Lyndsay then took over before she stole £180 from the victim’s pockets at the address in Reads Avenue on 15 May.

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    There is too much of this in the world says:


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    Sir Jimmy So-vile says:

    I’m dead.

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    BBC Pedo Ring says:

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    BBC says:

    Look, we understand a lot of people are upset. How about this, we’ll add a 5th episode of Eastenders every week to make up for all of Sir Jimmy’s crimes. Deal? We know what our thicky viewers like.

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    Sell off the BBC says:

    That’s exactly what George Entwistle and Mark Thompson said when asked what they knew about Savile’s crimes.

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    stun says:

    Always one of my favourite spoonerisms, Cheggers can’t be Boozers.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Maybe the license fee payers should stop payment. The BBC needs to be broken up!

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    Harriet Harman says:

    It’s not something we talk so publicly about these days.

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    Transientephemera says:

    All the guilty characters want tracing and if alive be dealt with accordingly.But some of the most strident protestors(you know who you are).Your fanatical posts lead me to firmly believe that if there had been no Savile scandal your real object is to destroy the bbc completely.The bbc has got faults but it has got a lot more plus points. There is no reasoning with blind Ideology

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    electro knob says:

    My favourites were dennis, shotgun and tat. Where are they now, this blog could use them?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Nell – don’t forget that the Beeb – have ‘worldwide n-e-t-w-o-r-k-s’ – and do I mean just in the broad_cast_sting field?

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    I see stock markets around the world are tanking after the polls showing Obama is leading.

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    Amen says:

    Looks like your post is waiting to rise into the cybosphere mod bin.

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    Not completely true. At the western end (earth wall), at Bowness-on-Solway, it is less than half a mile from Dumfriesshire. OK you would have to cross by boat but the M6 stretch is under 7 miles to the border.

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘set as desktop background’, more like.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    That this country is offering up someone of Prescotts standing (PCC elections) – and record – speaks more than enough of how absolutely descended to the bottom of the barrel – British Politics has sunk.

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    Anonymous says:


    Guido, who is paying for this ? I do hope it is not the British Tax Payer,

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    Lord Leakham says:

    That would be the Scott Trust, yes ?

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    Anologue Rocks says:

    Ceefax is exterminated tonight. 49 lines lost forever.

    Until someone realises that anologue is a superior medium to digital that is.

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    CBB says:

    Guido. who is paying for this, not the British Tax Payer I hope.


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    An old soldier once said to me
    “There are two types of people in this world
    Those who are English , and those who want to be ”

    My god ! How right he was

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    Do we really want a political Plod? says:

    Simon Weston considered not fit and proper to be a Plod commisar.

    John Prescott considered fit and proper to be a Plod commisar.

    Tells you all you need to know about Dave’s crackpot scheme.

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    Engineer says:

    The BBC was quite happy to report the Catholic Church’s writhings over kiddy-fiddling with some relish. Let us hope that the BBC is completely open and honest about kiddy-fiddling in it’s own backyard. It hasn’t really got off to a good start, though.

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    JH says:

    Because he knows a field day would be had with his risible attempts to defend his party’s broadcast operation.

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    Anonymous says:

    The BBC exists to serve the public interest.

    this is stated in section 3.1 of its Royal Charter.

    The BBC has been found to do anything but serve the interest of the public.

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    Edward Timbertree says:

    You’d think the twin basket cases would have been strung up by now.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Really funny watching the BBC go orbital over Savile, they should put it on live in cinemas in 3D, it’s fucking hilarious watching these lefty mongs sweat.

    Let’s hope there is one met plod who is honest at least.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Just as old light bulbs were better than the low energy shit we have now.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh fuck Batman woman is on Newsnight, she really is bonkers

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    Anonymous says:

    You just don’t get it, the BBC is blind ideology.

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    ToonBert... says:

    A ring.? That would certainly have excited Jimmy.

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    Doris says:

    Who knows how many lost posts have re-materialised in a parallel world?.

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    ToonBert... says:

    A ring.? That would certainly have excited Jimmy…..

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    Anonymous says:

    There was some great music in the 70’s.

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    It is interesting and probably still true, even though my view of what the English are like seems a far cry from what it was in my opinion forming years (11-16).

    Possibly like you, I read stuff like Sir Walter Scott, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell and Rudyard Kipling as a matter of prompting from school and my parents. Also Shakespeare of course. I later started to read Bertrand Russell, Winston Churchill and GB Shaw and Oscar Wilde.

    The reasons I mention these are the wonderful English that they used. (OK, I know the last two were Paddies!)

    So we have the language as possibly the biggest common point followed by a long unbeaten history (God knows how sometimes!), things that have evolved in that long period such as the Common Law and Equity, unique English concepts.

    The real question may be: Is that form of Englishness installed for ever or are we changing away from all that?

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    BBC Pedo Ring says:

    BBC Newsnight covering fucking badgers!

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    Were I to have amassed a self-made worth of £2½bn, I would not mind too much being called a basket case by the occasional blog poster.

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    Axe the TV tax says:

    Yet the BBC is allowed to investigate itself and the silence of the left is deafening!

    Would James Murdoch have been allowed to “step aside” whilst the investigation into NI was ongoing – the left, the BBC and Guardian wanted blood and got it. Hacking of “celebs” phones pales next to what went on at the BBC. But never mind, the lefts mantra is that these Caucasian girls were asking for it, a product of bad families and made lifestyle choices to be abused – the excuses they ran about mass rape and abuse in Rochdale.

    The left wanted News International gone, not “fit and proper” – they got rid of one newspaper and remain committed to getting the rest broken up, but the BBC’s “fit and proper” status must never be questioned. And here we are, forced by law to pay a licence fee to an organisation that allows political bias, serial tax avoidance, and covers up child abuse!

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    Anonymous says:

    It has broken the terms of the Charter by allowing a predatory paedophile to procure and sexually abuse vulnerable boys and girls on BBC premises for many years,then lie and orchestrate a cover- up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why was Simon Weston considered unfit?

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s probably sunning himself in Tuscany.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You’ve always had an air of creepiness around you like tim the mallet.

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    ÁC1 says:

    >cut child benefit for higher earners in the UK.

    Cut it for everyone. If you want kids get a job.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Think of the “savings” on the rebate if we leave.

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    Anonymous says:


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    ÁC1 says:

    Where are the audited signed off accounts?

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    No wonder the Inglish have no identity says:

    Walter Scott = Scottish
    Arthur Conan Doyle = Scottish
    GB Shaw = Irish
    Oscar Wilde = Irish
    Bertrand Russell = Welsh
    Rudyard Kipling = Indian

    Sorry but where do the English feature here ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    With so much of this child abuse at the bbc – I dare say that it has further and even deeper dirty tenticles into the bbc world of ‘football’ …

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    Edwina's Balls says:

    Time for another public inquiry?

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    No wonder the Inglish have no identity says:

    Oh aye, Orwell was Indian as well and wrote his best work in Scotland.

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    Norman Smith says:

    The UK is the 4th largest contributor, behind Germany, France and Italy. It is also the 4th largest net contributor overall and the 8th largest net contributor per capita.
    As a sign of the EU’s enlightenment, the country with the highest per capita income in the EU (Luxembourg) is the highest net recipient per capita – by a factor of almost 4 over second-placed Lithuania.

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    Nogbad the Bad says:

    To Anony, if you take out the imported stuff, which was mostly crap, you are left with the likes of Mouldy old dough, Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west, I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and Shang-a-fucking-lang. It wasn’t just shite on balance, it was overwhelmingly shite. The occasional gem just got buried under all the shite.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Lesson #1
    Don’t let a bunch of uncivilised rag-heads colonise areas.

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    albacore says:

    But at least it can save you the licence fee
    All you need to do is tell the BBC
    That reception is so very piss poor
    You don’t watch or record it any more

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    Te says:

    As a teenager, he was convicted for being a passenger in a stolen car.

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    Anonymous says:

    “She suggested that a pornographic photo or film of a child should not be considered indecent unless it could be shown that the subject had suffered, and that prosecutors would have to prove harm rather than defendants having to justify themselves.”

    Harriet Harman.

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    Erse says:

    Little englander.

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    The Follies of youth. says:

    Simon Weston made a mistake as a youth and then went on to do more for more for this country’s youth and this country and suffered pain and evelasting scars in his service.

    As far as I am concerned then once a person has paid his debt to society then he deserves a second chance. bloody hell this man put his lfe on the line for his country and his country is now saying that he is not a fit and proper person to serve.

    Prescott cheated on his wife, cheated on his country and ate off the fat of the Land.


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    Blowing Badgers says:

    Not sure. Perhaps if you explain again this time in English I could answer your question.

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    The summer on 76 says:

    On the other hand we all bought copies of ” Frampton comes alive” so all was not lost.

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    Louis Walsh says:

    I like it !

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    Dave you are a SHIT says:

    Sorry mongs but I’m bloody annoyed now.

    Simon Weston is not cosidered to be a fit and proper person by his country to be a Police commissioner yet Prescott is.


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    Harriet Harman says:

    And we’re going to make sure it keeps its charter!

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    The way we were says:

    “seemed so innocent” are you serious Nell ? A bunch of cross dressing tranvestites singing about fucking little girls and you didnt notice !

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    The EU is an arse says:

    I changed most of the bulbs over to the mercury polluting so called energy saving shite a couple of years ago when the postie was delivering freebies just about eery week.

    But I was too lazy to get out the step ladder and replace them in the barn. Ever since it has never failed to astound me as I flick on the switch by the barn door at the instantaneous light within, what’s more the quality light is so good that there is no need to wear reading glasses when doing lathe work.

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair , in the final analysis Jimmy Savile was also a member of the public and they certainly served his interests.

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    Sir Jimmy Savile and a few more we could mention says:

    Yuk, hairy women, thats disgusting !

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    Ingland, a nation of pussies. says:

    So you think its something to be proud about that the Romans conquered you but not us ?

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    Some chap called Nigel says:

    Thats music to my ears !!!

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    Another side to the parliamentary expenses scandal says:

    Prescot also got his hole on the tax payer.

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    Illegal from EUSSR rejected says:

    lend me one of your tax payer funded flats, even better……

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    Lizzie says:

    And if we didn’t have the rebate we’d be paying 30% more NET per head than even the Germans … and even with the rebate we already pay MORE NET per head than France! So the EU can get stuffed if they want to end the ‘rebate’.

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    It was about the Language. I know Shakespeare was Chinese ffs.

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    Question For Ben Fellows says:

    Why do you have no problem in “naming” a prominent Politician but not anyone in the entertainment business ? Do you have an agenda ?

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    Really important response to the previous post says:

    ……and thats why everything is the way it is.

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    Same old same old says:

    Watching Keith Lemon on tv and I have to say his show consists of groping and sexually humiliating female guests in a way which would make a 1970s commedian blush yet he is held in high esteem by pretentious pricks. Even the humilated daft cow women throw themselves in front of him.
    Of course in 20 years time, just like Savile, we will all be throwing our hands up in horror and exclaiming how it could have been so bad yet nobody notice !

    Ps He’s from Leeds as well is he not ?

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    The EU stinks of corruption and these unelected troughing Hunts have the nerve to slag us off. Fuck off now you oinkers.

  310. 310
    not a machine reloaded says:

    I admitt it I was a bit of grump when it came to new James Bond series , I didnt see Casino Royal or Quantum of Solace until they came on TV , now I probebly rate Casino Royal as one of the best bond films ever , in part because Le Chief was such a good characture as was Vespa . So want to see this one at the pics this time .
    Whilst tablets or mini ones are the sold must have , I caught a bit of the new large screen TVs , which have now got even bigger with even more definition and colour improvements , although 3d seems to be losing out , to these bigger TVs .

    The USA elections , clearly are not like any other countries , there is the scale but their style of debate baffles me , I cannot make any sense of Obamas finance plans , i just dont get why he is storing up such future burdens and yet making out it isnt a problem . He may well have saved GM with goverment money (or rather GM saved it self with a line of good models to sell), but has blown money on other buisness investments that should have had private investment or none at all so bad were there business plans .

  311. 311

    A controversial plan drawn up in Brussels to force all publicly traded companies to have 40 per cent of women on their boards has been scrapped after lawyers ruled that mandatory gender caps were illegal under the bloc’s treaties.

    Oh dear! How do these overpaid nonentities manage to get something that is so wrong so much worse still?

  312. 312
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Lets not forget Denis Penis , Mk1 version

  313. 313
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Cant we buy a large country up and ship all the lefties out to it to create Eutopia for them selves , I am skint with it never working …

  314. 314
    smoggie says:

    So everyone puts money in, a large percentage is creamed off by the bureaucrats, and what’s left is sent back.

    Why don’t we just hang on the 100% ?

  315. 315
    blub says:


  316. 316
    Lanour voters are off their Ed says:

    Spot on AC1.

  317. 317
    blub says:

    “The BBC exists to serve the public interest”

    We’re going to have power cuts in three years because the EU want three coal power stations closed early because of the “carbon” bollox. Meanwhile the BBC refuse to admit global warming stopped 16 years ago. Without the BBC coming clean – for the possibly short time left where the BBC is still the trusted arbiter of reality – “Dave” won’t have the balls to stop those power stations closing and if there’s blackouts in the big cities people are going to find out just how bad the gang culture the BBC have spent the last 40 years pretending doesn’t exist really is.

    (Very bad is the answer btw.)

  318. 318
    blub says:

    Ken Clarke is a…….

    ….it’s gross…..

    ….brace yourself….


    yeah i know, disgusting innit.

  319. 319
    Lanour voters are off their Ed says:

    AC1 – agree with you again – I see these ‘persons’ names have been released, and they’re all devotees of the religion of piss.

    Thanks very much Labour for letting these foul p..i..g…s into our country. Hope the guaranteed votes they promised you is worth it. I expect Labour will be keeping its collective traps well & truly shut (again) about this scandal.

  320. 320
    Labour voters are off their Ed says:

    Saw you sitting behind Mrs Bollox the other day, fiddling with your PINK ipod, and not taking any notice of what was said in the House.

    I also noticed the copious rolls of fat you call a midriff. Now let me think, which shadow ministry do you work for? Oh, that’s right, HEALTH! Gawd, you couldn’t make it up!

  321. 321
    albacore says:

    Now then, don’t you think that’s a sentiment
    Equally true of our own Parliament?
    With inspired leaders Dave, Ed and Nick
    Who needs the E U to get on your wick?

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    non english want to be english?
    “It is interesting and probably still true.”

    kiddie fiddling is a finger pointing to the institutions of the state.
    these institutions are as english as they get. I hope that the rest of the world do not wish to be english.

  323. 323
    Edward Timbertree says:

    If I had managed to achieve such a position I would at least behave in a civilised manner towards the neighbours in my adopted place of residence.

  324. 324
    creationist -darwinist says:

    What a load of pseudo rubbish! Of course the UK is changing as is the language. It’s what keeps things healthy, that which stops growing rots(Stalin). If society and language didn’t evolve we’d be living in animal skin tents or caves and grunting as language

  325. 325
    Nobel Slurp Prize says:

    But isn’t the Chairman of the Nobel Peace Committee the same fellow as the Chairman of some high powered European Council?

    He gave the award to himself.

    Beat that for troughing!!!

  326. 326
    Archer Karcher says:

    The EU does not have a cent of it’s own, if the jockanese got independence we would still have to pony up for Salmond’s socialist fantasies.

  327. 327

    So you think its something to be proud about that the Romans took one look at your lot and thought Fuck me! What mongs! No point in coming here, we will just put a fucking great wall up to keep the buggers out of our civilised bits?

  328. 328

    You may have a point. I am not defending them – merely suggesting a possible reason why they adopted such a Vicar of Bray approach to their paper.

  329. 329

    Yes. Shows Lichtenberg was right.

    It is impossible to have bad taste, but many people have none at all.

  330. 330

    You appear to have missed the whole Darwinian point. Not all change is good. Those who adapt poorly go to the wall.

  331. 331
    Beep says:

    Has nobody told you he is a Dalek?

  332. 332
    At the tone it wil be 1970. Beep. says:

    … and wore bell bottomed trousers (eyes of navy blue, frigging in the rigging like his daddy used to do etc..!)

  333. 333

    Ah yes, albacore.

    It’s not like the days of yore.
    They just do it more and more and more.

  334. 334
    Rokudson says:

    Doris, you have had your Day!

    Wishful thinking never buttered any parsnips either.

  335. 335
    soapy says:

    True, but we are not forced pay for itv by law!

  336. 336
    soapy says:

    .. and we all know just how brittle cast iron is, don’t we…?

  337. 337
    soapy says:

    All safe pair of hands got sticky fingers.

    Ask any goalkeeper.

  338. 338
    soapy says:

    What sanction would the EU have if Ozzie just decided not to pay any more?

  339. 339
    Michealangeloo says:

    my poo changes colour every day

  340. 340
    Sol Yushun says:

    Too soft..

    How about Dancing on Ice. First 2 to fall over get strung up outside White City, remaining two duel to death. Winner gets a life long cell in the aptly named “Strangeways”.

  341. 341
    I don't need no doctor says:

    No one knows unless they do.

  342. 342
    Sol Yushun says:

    Perhaps we should just pay them to fuck off and leave us alone?

  343. 343
    I don't need no doctor says:

    License fee payer.

  344. 344
    Sol Yushun says:

    One thing Di is successful at is expanding her own economy.

  345. 345
    Backwoodsman says:

    With all the press types the government has on the payroll, they should be doing a hell of a lot better job issuing press releases to foreign news agencies explaining why we have a problem with the EU.
    – Massively expensive and bloated brussels bureaucracy
    – Unelected former communists allowed to run EU .
    – bureaucrats not elected Meps deciding policy
    Don’t just be a ‘dog in the manger’ , set out your side of the story, I’ll bet it resonates with a lot of other Europeans.

  346. 346
    Disco Biscuit says:

    It’s a fucking REBATE, they haven’t paid a penny towards it.

  347. 347
    Latest headlines says:

    I ordered a surveyors report into the BBC left teetering on cliff edge

  348. 348
    Schrodingers twat says:

    Predictable response but you missed out the deep fried mars bars yawn zzzzzzzzz

  349. 349
    Schrodingers twat says:

    No you specifically used the term ‘what THE English are like’ which refers to the people. Just be honest you mixed up British for English which is a common mistake for an illiterate mong bigot.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    Yes we are soapy. You are not supposed to watch it unless you pay for a tv licence.

  351. 351
    Tony Ben's will says:

    May be the been have turned a blind eye

  352. 352
    Tony Ben's will says:

    May be the bbc have turned a blind eye ,how do you get rid of this predictive spelling crap?

  353. 353
    Tony Ben's will says:

    Did the NBC feel they had to cater for jimmy to stop him going to ITVp

  354. 354
    Leave the EU says:

    The EU?
    Just tell them to fuck off !
    Jesus !
    How difficult is that?
    Right ,I’ll do it then.
    FUCK OFF !

  355. 355
    not you again says:

    interesting point
    I actually thought that this government were already on a plan of ethnic cleansing which is cheaper than shipping people out.
    with a bit of luck this plan may involve you!!

  356. 356
    Kay Burleyhuman says:

    you lot are such utter twats

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