October 23rd, 2012

Mitchell Throws Toys Out Pram

Departed Tory Chief Whip gave a coded hint about stress being brought upon his family if he carried on fighting, but it seems he’s having his own problems. A senior CCHQ source coughs this afternoon that Mitchell ‘is going bonkers’.

Apparently he’s been going around ‘mumbling about suing everybody.

You would have thought he’d learnt his lesson about where mumbling gets him…


  1. 1
    Farmer Giles says:

    an officer and a gentleman ?


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    ‘is going bonkers’

    I thought the phrase was “is going Gordon” ;)


  3. 6
  4. 7
    shimano says:

    PMTs. Post Ministerial Tension.
    Like many he has problems during the cycle.


  5. 8
    Gated says:

    According to civil servants at the Department for International Development – run by Mr Mitchell, 56, until the Cabinet reshuffle earlier this month – his insistence on receiving VIP treatment while on foreign trips with his special adviser Philippa Buckley, sometimes backfired.

    ‘He liked to be the last passenger on board the plane, presumably so he didn’t have to get on with the plebs,’ said one.

    ‘Airline staff would get fed up with it and on at least one occasion he missed the plane as a result.

    They shut the gate and wouldn’t let him on. He was furious and had to get another flight.’



  6. 10
    Liberace says:

    Cannot fault his dress sense though


    • 55
      Jim'll Fix It says:

      Note to Andrew Mitchell:
      Keep dressing in bizarro style like that and they’ll want to do hit-pieces on you when you’re dead. Trust me, I know about such things.


  7. 11
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I’ve got gangnam style!


  8. 12
    dog says:

    Rumor has it that even his own family hate him


  9. 13
    Faithful SpAd says:

    Miss Buckley and Andrew are more soberly dressed in this photo.


  10. 15
    Chucky Yomomma says:

    I’m a future PM…..
    Pathetic Moron. Oh, wait, I’m already that.


  11. 16
    HenryV says:

    WTF is he wearing? Why are all MPs nut jobs?


  12. 17
    Schillings says:

    We are ready and waiting to take instructions.


  13. 18
    Aunty Matter says:

    Are we taking bets on when Bentwhistle will resign?

    I reckon mid November (let his come to the boil slowly)


    • 24

      If you meant that last bit the way it was typed, I’m feeling nauseous.


    • 25
      Engineer says:

      No. Let this one drag out. The Beeb gloated for months over the Catholic Church’s difficulties with kiddy-fiddling. Time for the Beeb to take the same medicine.


      • 45
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        I think the BBC’s coping strategy will be to dilute blame.


        The NHS have serious questions to answer
        What about the care homes?
        Magge Thatcher invited Saville to Christmas dinner
        It wasn’t just us…


      • 76
        Rotherham Person says:

        Were they all in it together, it has been going on in the Roman Catholic church far longer than the BBC has been in excistance, priests had power over their parishioners, and like in the case of Savile, if they had said anything who would have believed them


    • 33
      A hard Pressed TV Tax Payer says:

      Will that include the person who made the appointment ?

      after the Beeb spent about £300K+ on recruitment advisors

      The Chairman of the BBC (dis)Trust should also fall on his sword !!

      then an real independent chairmen brought in along with a new board

      PLUS a real independent DG for this stinking cesspit needs to be cleansed

      once & for all from top to bottom……plus the need for this Legalised extortion

      needs to be addressed BUT they need our consent as paramount the Beeb

      should be made legally accountable to us !!!

      The Beeb will find that very unpalatable,real democracy to them is like a filthy

      swear word like so much of the way the so called establishment views it.


  14. 22
    Sniper says:

    Institutionally plebist.


  15. 23
    Engineer says:

    If he makes a habit of wearing jackets like that, he should never have been appointed to the shadowy, background, publicity-avoiding job of Chief Whip.

    Plod should have nicked him for wearing a loud jacket in a public place.


  16. 26
    C Bryant says:

    He need a good whipping.


  17. 27
    UKIP convert says:

    Ha ha ha Nothing like having someone, now ejected outside of the Tent

    who wishes to continue pi*ssing, as much as, possible on it….

    That will do the now very tainted Tory brand even more damage…..

    Looks like another out of touch call by CMDDD when he said

    Effing Mitchell was welcome to stay in situ & see it through…..

    Every day its now demonstated there is no one in charge &

    least of all showing any signs of clear leadership……..

    This Coalition will not be allowed to stagger on from one crisis to

    another until 2015 ….the GE will have to be sooner rather than later

    although we will need the help of the almighty……

    if Ed whats it name & his shower get back in……

    If only the Spitting Images Show was still being broadcast……!!!

    with all of this material being made available everyday…..

    What would that do for ITV’s viewing figures & Ad’s revenue…..


  18. 28
    Pedant says:

    “…stress being bought upon his family…”

    Bought?? Brought – standards are slipping


  19. 29
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Mumbling is not madness. It is just mumbling.


  20. 30
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can make water out of wine


  21. 32
    Quick get the fashion police! says:

    They should arrested for poor taste in fashion. What a couple geeks!


  22. 35
    The Ghost of Andrew Mitchell says:


  23. 40
    Chucky Yomomma says:

    Diane Abbot is a whole lotta woman. More cushion for the pushin’.


  24. 43
    Gordon Brown says:

    My favourite porno is Fist of Fury.


    • 75
      JH says:

      Why don’t you try something really perverse Gordon, like ‘Debbie does not running the UK economy into the ground’.


  25. 44
    Ed Miliband(Prime Minister Designate) says:

    Latest Guardian/ICM Poll: Lab 41% (373 seats) Con 33% (223) LibDem 14% (29) UKIP 5%. Overall Labour majority of 96


    • 51
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      I have often wondered about the Guardian/ICM poll.

      To they wander the streets (of North London) asking passers by

      “excuse me, do your read the Guardian?”

      “Oh cool – you do!”

      “ok, would you like to answer some polling-type questions?”


    • 53
      CORRIGENDUM says:

      Prime Minister Desperate


    • 58
      bad news for bedwetters says:

      Election: 2.5 years away.


    • 59

      Let me run this Country !!!!!

      When I was catching Gordon’s Nokias and making Ed’s skinny cappuccinos, I was superb !!

      Give me the power ! Under Ed Bollokov and I, Britain would have a State-planned economy, nationalisation of industry and destruction of the ruling class ( Libor supporters excluded ).


  26. 52
    Plodder says:

    As soon as the f word left his mouth and it was reported on he should have resigned that way he would have left government with sim dignity. But he decided to have a long drawn out death. I can imagine the fingernail grooves on his door as he was dragged out.
    He would have been respected if he had gone ASAP.


    • 61
      Anon says:

      Don’t forget all aided & abetted in this long drawn process

      by CMDDD……..he has many questions to answer over his (mis)judgement

      When your the PM, you lead from the front, BUT keep your ear close to the

      ground so to speak & be aware what the public wants

      This guy doe’s not have the ability to organise a Pi*ss up in a Brewery…..

      the real very scary part is the so called opposition who should have all

      been barred from re-election & brought before the courts !!!


    • 65
      Hallo, anybody there? says:

      But I have yet to read exactly how all this suddenly and very rapidly came/was brought to the attention of the Press.

      Any ideas on who has the big mouth?


      • 90
        Anon says:

        Effing Mitchell…..if he had kept his effing big snobby mouth shut tight

        none of this would have now happened…….

        The guy is just a jumped up petulant brat…..

        who probably needs his nappy changing very frequently……


  27. 68
    AveubenBorisised? says:

    Mumbling works a treat for me


  28. 80
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Don’t you know who I used to be?


  29. 86
    The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

    I think Mr Mitchell is a very lucky man having a pretty woman like that as his wife .

    She must be at least twenty years younger than him .


  30. 88
    The savant says:

    With that jacket is he. Trying to. Emulate. Freddie. Starr. Or. Gary. Litter??

    If so where. are either the. Headless. Hamster or the exploited. Vietnamese. Child.?


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