October 23rd, 2012

Is It Bird, Is It A Plane? No It Is Super-Blogger!

Star reporter Clark Kent, aka Superman, has sensationally quit the Daily Planet to set up his own blog. DC Comics have revealed that Superman is making the print-to-digital shift because he has “too much journalistic integrity” to carry on working for the newspaper. The saviour of the world says that he doesn’t want to become a “grizzled ink-stained wretch”, and has become disillusioned with the dead tree press because he “believes news should be about, I don’t know, news?”. Desperate colleagues attempted to convince him to stay but were forced to admit that “times are changing and print is a dying medium”.

Superman is tipped to “come into his own in the next few years as far as being a guy who takes to the internet and to the airwaves and starts speaking an unvarnished truth”.

Guido welcomes the competition…


46 Comments

  1. 1
    Trinny says:

    CK appears to have HC hair

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  2. 4
    LOL says:

    Superman Vs Flatulence Man

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  3. 5
    Maverick Ways says:

    Bloggers Assemble.

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  4. 7
    Print is not dead says:

    Graffiti artists of the world unite and sign a partition

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  5. 8
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Go short on the FTSE & Bloomberg fellas.

    We are in the middle of the mother of all bear markets.

    Just Sayin’

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  6. 9
    Ed says:

    Impothible.
    In the real world, Thuperman would become a luther

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  7. 12
    Superman from Pollys Tuscan Estate says:

    Poor hard done to, repressed working class folk …..

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  8. 14
    Kebab Time says:

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  9. 15
    HoC Fat Thieving Pigs & we are not ashamed ! says:

    What can we claim on Expenses then ….all with in the rules of course !!

    Oink ……….Oink………… Oink………………

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    Bentwhistle says:

    My position is perfectly clear: I make it my business to know absolutely nothing about what goes on in the BBC. This means that I cannot be blamed for not acting on information that I do not have. It also clears my head for the more important questions of the day: dare I have an extra hobnob with my morning coffee?

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  12. 23
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Of course, while he may actually be blogging in Metropolis, the business will be in Nevis as an asset-protection strategy should he ever be sued for libel, and he will claim to be a citizen of Krypton and not subject to any restraining orders. Of course, he has it a lot easier in the States so far as libel law goes. Still, better safe than sorry…

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  13. 24
    Diane Abbot says:

    My favourite film is Supermon IV: The Quest for Peàs

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  14. 25

    The two Ed’s= Twatman and Blobbin?

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  15. 26
    Chris Bryant says:

    Tonight I’m watching Buttman and Throbbin.

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  16. 27
    Labour councillor says:

    I find Superman an offensive and sexist character. He should be called Superperson.

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  17. 29
    The Mark Oaten Trilogy says:

    Buttman Begins
    The Dark Shite
    The Dark Shite Rises

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    • 33
      Nullbymouth says:

      Will sell loads when they are out in DVD. Otherwise known in the industry as ‘follow through’

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  18. 34
    Dr Stantz says:

    To be fair, it was bound to happen. Him and Batman already embraced Social Networking.

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  19. 39
    soapy says:

    People who claim to be able to fly, see through walls (and clothes?), and disrobe in telephone boxes need looking into very carefully.

    Perhaps we need another judge led enquiry.

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  20. 40
    Mister Mxyztplk says:

    This is dreadful news.

    What will happen to office romance? Getting into costume in the elevator? Mentoring the cub reporter?

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    • 41
      Rude Cherub says:

      Never did I think my two worlds of Geekdom & Political interest would collide.

      And that Office Romance is so last Century; Superman is dating Wonder Woman now, do please keep up.

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      • 46
        Mister Mxyztplk says:

        I am shocked to hear of this liaison with Wonder Woman but it is difficult for me to keep up with all these things.

        I always fancied doing her myself.

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  21. 42
    Supertit says:

    pass the bucket … a new super Kraptonight blog

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  22. 45
    neil scott says:

    I’d love to use this as a platform for my case. Neilscott1@wordpressdotcom. http://wp.me/p2euOV-4

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