Is It Bird, Is It A Plane? No It Is Super-Blogger!
Star reporter Clark Kent, aka Superman, has sensationally quit the Daily Planet to set up his own blog. DC Comics have revealed that Superman is making the print-to-digital shift because he has “too much journalistic integrity” to carry on working for the newspaper. The saviour of the world says that he doesn’t want to become a “grizzled ink-stained wretch”, and has become disillusioned with the dead tree press because he “believes news should be about, I don’t know, news?”. Desperate colleagues attempted to convince him to stay but were forced to admit that “times are changing and print is a dying medium”.
Superman is tipped to “come into his own in the next few years as far as being a guy who takes to the internet and to the airwaves and starts speaking an unvarnished truth”.
Guido welcomes the competition…
CK appears to have HC hair
Is it Kevin Maguire on life after The Mirror scandal?
What Mirror scandal? Has someone seen mine being used?
C’mon Guido
What is your Kryptonite?
Guido Fawkes, Man of Steel!
Can he spell?
He uses Kryptology
Good cartoon. I see Richard and Mark have upped their game considerably!
Superman Vs Flatulence Man
Bloggers Assemble.
Graffiti artists of the world unite and sign a partition
Go short on the FTSE & Bloomberg fellas.
We are in the middle of the mother of all bear markets.
Just Sayin’
Get ready to go long Wall ST at about 13180 and shut your eyes .
He’s right y’know.
I’m joining the full on Dow Jones.
Yes Sir.
My Broker is betting on a 300 point dip in the Dow Jones.
Impothible.
In the real world, Thuperman would become a luther
still the same joke, still not funny
Poor hard done to, repressed working class folk …..
I am Pooperman!
This beggars belief
Harriet you would say that as thier are some in the labour party who might have reasons to be worried about thier time at the BBC !!
You are Kebab man and I claim my whatever.
Get that woman away from my children!
What can we claim on Expenses then ….all with in the rules of course !!
Oink ……….Oink………… Oink………………
“so why fear an In/Out poll?”
Because, as usual, Cameron is lying his worthless arse off?
The PM is a total waste of protein and oxygen. It should be recycled.
My position is perfectly clear: I make it my business to know absolutely nothing about what goes on in the BBC. This means that I cannot be blamed for not acting on information that I do not have. It also clears my head for the more important questions of the day: dare I have an extra hobnob with my morning coffee?
Of course, while he may actually be blogging in Metropolis, the business will be in Nevis as an asset-protection strategy should he ever be sued for libel, and he will claim to be a citizen of Krypton and not subject to any restraining orders. Of course, he has it a lot easier in the States so far as libel law goes. Still, better safe than sorry…
My favourite film is Supermon IV: The Quest for Peàs
The two Ed’s= Twatman and Blobbin?
Tonight I’m watching Buttman and Throbbin.
I find Superman an offensive and sexist character. He should be called Superperson.
Being called Super is not fair, Equalperson, is so much more ‘inclusive’.
Prizes (and outfits) for all
Buttman Begins
The Dark Shite
The Dark Shite Rises
Will sell loads when they are out in DVD. Otherwise known in the industry as ‘follow through’
To be fair, it was bound to happen. Him and Batman already embraced Social Networking.
People who claim to be able to fly, see through walls (and clothes?), and disrobe in telephone boxes need looking into very carefully.
Perhaps we need another judge led enquiry.
This is dreadful news.
What will happen to office romance? Getting into costume in the elevator? Mentoring the cub reporter?
Never did I think my two worlds of Geekdom & Political interest would collide.
And that Office Romance is so last Century; Superman is dating Wonder Woman now, do please keep up.
I am shocked to hear of this liaison with Wonder Woman but it is difficult for me to keep up with all these things.
I always fancied doing her myself.
pass the bucket … a new super Kraptonight blog
I’d love to use this as a platform for my case. Neilscott1@wordpressdotcom. http://wp.me/p2euOV-4