October 22nd, 2012

Exclusive: Tory Party COO Norman Green Quits


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  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Who is he?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    get a headline out quick = a claim to being first = a bit like me

  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    He will forever be remembered for the wonderful and inspiring “Spirit in the Sky” track.

  5. 5
    Norman Who? says:


  6. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not Dear Norman?

  7. 7
    Tim Montgomerie says:

    Dave out,Boris in.

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    How will Top Shop survive?

  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    Do they row in eights or fours?

  10. 10
    The BBC are peedo enablers says:


  11. 11
    Brown out and pay me damages says:


  12. 12
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Does POSH really stand for

    Pauper class outward, Superior class homeward?

  13. 13

    Please make it a sex scandal it,s not a real torie Gov without one hope it,s kinky stuff shitting on prossies or rent boys in pissours

  14. 14
    Minutiae says:

    Guido must have taken on a half term job experience kid today. A trivial thread a minute.

  15. 15
    Nullbymouth says:

    Why is Fat boy slim on order order?

  16. 16
    Some Twat up North says:

    Piss Off Stupid Helectorate

  17. 17
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Its crumbling feels like John majors back .
    Camnesia needs to get a grip instead of acting like a pussy . If he can’t cope then put clegg in charge

  18. 18
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    urgggh where is my man servant to deal with this oik?

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Lord Feldman? Is that Lord Marty Feldman?

  21. 21
    P & O says:

    Port Out, Starboard Home.

  22. 22
    Labour are off their Ed says:

    My thoughts exactly Anon.

  23. 23
    Simon Hughes says:

    To which question is Clegg the answer?

  24. 24
    Ed Millibland says:

    Did someone call?

  25. 25
    UKIP UNITED !! says:

    Doe’s he have Nigel’s mobile No. ?

  26. 26
    Grollace says:

    Green is finally off the agenda – Phew!
    Next let’s prune Foreign Aid

  27. 27
    Some Twat up North says:

    He’s busy oiling that stableboy you requested M’lord

  28. 28
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Who’s he? Who are you?

  29. 29
    Call me ‘Dave’ says:

    Good Afternoon!

    For the rest of the day I wish to be known as

    The Slippery Shit who’s head is so far up Angela’s arse that he has lost all sense of direction.

    Thank you.

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    The One and Only Sal says:

    He certainly doesn’t act like MY pussy!

  31. 31
    jimbo says:

    David Cameron is killing the Conservative Party, he and his posh chums are are making it unelectable, they are allowing UKIP to walk into the void that will be left by them. Cameron and chums are just not fit for purpose.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think this will be wasted on many readers

  33. 33
    Some Twat up North says:

    Pantomime season is here at last.

    What’s it like being the arse end of the horse Dave?

  34. 34
    Call me Dave says:

    leader of the EDL has been remanded in prison on a charge of entering the USA illegally

  35. 35
    Tuscan Tony says:

    What brown and sits steaming gently on a glass coffee table?

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    so as to avoid the sun on ones way to India

  37. 37
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    To be remotely credible Cameron also needs to talk about punishment and long prison sentences for bankers and corporate fraudsters..

  38. 38
    Mark Oaten says:

    I was not there I tell you!

  39. 39
    Manganese Bronze says:

    Taxi for Mrs Abbott

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    Name Check says:

    That’s more like it I’ve heard of Marty Feldman.

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    Tim Yeo says:

    You lost get over it

  42. 42
    I don't need no doctor says:

    And to be remotely credible Ed Millionaireband needs some policies, and to learn how to tell the truth.

  43. 43
    DG says:

    Is there a peedo app yet for iplayer?

  44. 44
    Ed Millibland says:

    My 5 point plan is a starfish

  45. 45
    Some Twat up North says:

    All he does is fucking talk and when he does he lies…

  46. 46
    Marty Feldman says:

    If I were you, I wouldn’t start from here.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is the BBC a fit and proper organisation?
    Not a peep on the Savile issue out of Watson, Bryant, Coogan and Grant. Anyone would think there is no money in it for them.

  48. 48
    Lord Stansted says:

    You are right here. Now that the BBC is on the floor where is a government not afraid to kick the hell out of them?

  49. 49
    Rotherham Person says:

    If the blaze was very big poring water on it would have created a lot of steam

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s on first?

  51. 51
    Labour are off their Ed says:

    Just keep sticking it to the BBC Guido, and forget this Norman whatisname. Oh, and if you can throw some more MPs in the mix, that would be good!

  52. 52
    Uncle Joe says:

    The whole cadre runnng the show will have to be shot.

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    Some Twat up North says:

  54. 54
    Uncle Joe says:

    Shall I have him shot?

  55. 55
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Excuse me but this is a quiet carriage

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    UKIP UNITED !! says:

    Without the continued efforts of CMDDD …..where would we be today……

    we are very much in favour of keeping him in place until he has

    completed the job & have written to the 1922 Committee to this effect…

    along with keeping the 2 Ed’s & Cleggy……..

    what a wonderful (un)electable bunch……

    the saying Being in the right place, at the right time,

    means so much to all of us……………

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    Almost Anonymous says:

    I see you are deliberately leaving the First slot to others.

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    Pundit too too says:

    Seems Feldman became a lord after letting “call me Dave” beat him at tennis?

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Never seen anything like this before in a petre dish?

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Guido is further up Boris’s arse than a jet-propelled suppository.

  61. 61
    Everyone who doesn't vote Tory says:

    We’re absolutely loving it.

  62. 62
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    With or without coxswain?

  63. 63
    Marty Feldman's Eyes says:

    I’ve had a good look around from the top deck. Who am I looking for

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    you gotta larf says:

    the turmoil in the tory party is palpable. I cn feel it all the way here into my little plebville town house.
    but you know what? brave dave has been telling evryone about how he’s gonna tightne law and order. At the same time MPs all over the country are nicking our money. maybe he could start by locking them all up – you know as an example to all us plebs!!!!

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    Pundit too too says:

    Muslims have moved up in the ratings since those days.

  66. 66
    Some Twat up North says:

    It will be when we’ve thrown you out the window, you Hunt

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:


    hysteria actually.
    No worries, it will pass.

  68. 68
    Tory voter says:

    Tory Headless Office, more like.

    A bunch of smug and complacent prats.

  69. 69
    Lord Norman says:

    Rrrrrrrrrrrufffffffffffff RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrruuuuuuuffffffffffffff Rrruuffff

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Don’t unseat Dave (DUD) has a ring to it..

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    Lord Norman says:


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    Anonymous says:

    i dun.dun.dunno.
    and you. are you with it, for it, or just it.

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    Call me Dave, matey says:

    I shall make the decision to help the BBC to recovery over its current catastrophe so that they can then continue to attack the Conservative Party upon recovery.
    I call it pragmatism – others may and do call it stupidity.

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    tottenham chutzpah says:

    it’s norman the doorman!

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    Orange says:

    The future is bright.
    The future is Labour.

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    Drunken Sailor says:

    Love a drop of Port me.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    So no different to any other of the Liblabcon trio then.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The poor old BBC are spinning like crazy today. Richard Bacon sounds like someone shot his dog in the face.

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    its toff oop in t'north says:

    its defenestration, old boy

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    you gotta larf says:

    they’re also nasty, arrogant, tediously boring and fucking stupid, inhuman, culpable for crimes and misdemeanours, shit, unintelligent, gross, wankers, benefit cheats, travel cheats, misogynous including the women, crap, fools, cantankerous old boffins and have never worked in their lives.

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    Watson, Bryant, Coogan, and Grant - your friendly self seekers says:

    We are in hiding and checking out new property and scams to rob the public purse with. We are also thinking of a partnership – we are all in it together like.

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    Anonymous says:

    i thought norman believed in wise god.
    with a surname like wisdom,
    kiddie fiddlers the lot.

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    Dick Head from the Lamb and Flag, Hammersmith says:

    Cameron is doing an excellent job….at ensuring that the Conservative Party is unelectable for the next 20 years or so.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Even worse. It may jeopardise their chances of getting future lucrative BBC opportunities.

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    W C says:

    Not in my establishment.

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    Anon says:

    The cu*nt for Red October……..coming very soon….

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    Phil Space says:


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    Someone called Nigel says:

    We must do all we can to help him in his continuing quest to achieve this !

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    Groomer Brown says:

    Something you left for me Tony.

    Boom Bust sorry Boom Boom

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    Labour are off their Ed says:

    Marty Feldman’s eyes always reminded me of two poached eggs in a bucket of blood. :)

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    The future is Labour.
    The future is shite.

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    Anonymous says:

    boris is big. too big to fit in a threesome, of a co.operative co.alition and a feck you media.

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    OFGS! says:

    Tell us what you think! Don’t try and hold it back – let it all out, – you’ll only end up in pain and feeling very congested.

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    Jim Fixed It For Me says:

    I’ve never been a sinner, I never sin
    I have a friend in Jimmy
    So you know that when I die
    He’s gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky

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    Alastair Campbell says:

    I’m on my way back.

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    JH says:

    I’m sure Richard Bacon has never acted inappropriately after ‘powdering his nose’.

    He was irritating on The Big Breakfast because he was so nervous. He is irritating on BBC 5 Labour because he is so fucking over-confident. Quite a trick.

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    Willy says:

    The past was shite
    The past WAS LieBore
    The present is shite
    The present IS ToryBore
    The future is LieBore
    The future is shite

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    albacore says:

    So what does a COO do, the Frankenstein jobs?
    Replacing their brains and widening their gobs
    No wonder we’re stuck with the Living Dead Tories
    He must have graduated in horror stories

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    The BBC propaganda machine is working overtime to mitigate and divert attention away from its 40 year culture of child abuse and cover-ups. And it is working, That is the big danger of allowing one organisation to have so much control over the media. If it was wrong for Murdoch it is even more wrong for the much more powerful BBC. It needs breaking up urgently or the same kind of things will happen again and again.

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    Michael Howard. says:

    Build more prisons.

  101. 101
    The British Voters says:

    Back to the ICC in the Hague along with your boss St.Toxic Tone…..

  102. 102
    Koo Stark says:

    Did someone call?

  103. 103
    Black Hole says:

    Q. To which question is Clegg the answer?

    A. whether a life form could be created on Mars

  104. 104
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Silent Bob says ‘shut the fuck up then’.

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    Thanks for the imitation, metasock-puppet. I take it as flattery.

    If you post anything really dirty, please say it clearly and with good spelling.

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    Anon says:

    + 69M

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    Crystal Ball Study says:

    Made with Play-do, so it can change into a toilet …!

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    XTC says:

    We’re only making plans for Nigel…

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    Cymru am byth says:

    Luckily here in Wales we are run by a proper parliament and a proper government.
    And our First Minister rarely puts a foot wrong.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    There was some clown on the BBC this morning saying that rents are so high because the gummint hasn’t built enough houses (presumably on all the acres of available land to build houses on in the south-east) . No the rents are so high because there is too much fucking immigration, you dickhead.

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    Crystal Ball Study says:

    The Future is Fucked….

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    Anonymous says:

    our fixers are our gods.
    if you want a kind one then select one.
    The kind father figure, become one?

  113. 113
    Dick Head from the Lamb and Flag, Hammersmith says:

    I would prefer the expeditious use of an AK47

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    Anon says:

    Don’t forget to send The Man of Straw…..

    for his Ren*ditioning’s by appointment

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    Crystal Ball Study says:

    They will all be TOAST.

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    The Tory party is like the Titanic says:

    Unless of course there is an iceberg on the Starboard side..in which case it ‘s First Class into the lifeboats and Plebs fuck off

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    Anonymous says:

    Luckily most of the immigrants head for London.

  118. 118
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    I’m Free

  119. 119
    Crystal Ball Study says:

    Milk Snatcher Never had the Ball’s to sell it off in the 80’s.

    Mind you if it had been, we would be paying £1000 p/a now.

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    Anonymous says:

    The BBC has collapsed,
    as there is no resistance it may not appeal to resistance thrill seekers.

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    Mr Financial Advisor...loving the commission says:

    “Buy to Let” you know it makes sense….125% mortgage anyone ??

  122. 122
    Crystal Ball Study says:

    I can’t see you. So you must be dead.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    future is orange., the colour of Sikh warriors at the Gurdwaras.
    More male energy please, we are British.

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    The BBC misleading the nation for 80 years says:

    Murdoch would own it

  125. 125
    Crystal Ball Study says:

    Nice tits

  126. 126
    Moby dick says:

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    OAP says:

    And fill them with MP’s

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    fecking is like death, excess old life (i.e sperms) get sacrificed.
    A wonder is the outcome,
    a newborn.

    Have faith in a good world. The world is shedding an old skin.

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    Tribune of the Plebs says:

    These patricians are all the same….I demand a veto

  130. 130
    Cornelia, mother of the Gracchi says:

    Better still throw ‘em off the Tarpeian Rock

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    Anonymous says:

    doing well with Chuka but there is a bit of the baby about CU, guess it is the baby face? In any case wisdom comes with age, CU does not have the look.

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    We're ALL in this together chaps !! says:

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    So what's the problem? says:

    …and more to the point what were they squabbling over? Did somebdy call somebody else a toff(ee nosed git)?

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Featuring the meaty Pink Saviloy….

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    So what's the problem? says:

    Must have had the marines on border duty that day.

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    beeb the enabler and Murdoch the invader.
    It seems that as light enters this world atleast the world is not going to be a facilitator of abuse any more.

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    So what's the problem? says:

    … and ridiculously high “housing allowances” paid for by you and me. If they were abolished rents would come down like a lead balloon. Wonder why Davey doesn’t give that a try for a year or three?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Oh come, come, SC – is that the first time you’ve used the I am flattered retort? It’s the first time I have noted you using it.

    Imitation is the best form of flatterey!

    And btw people do not on a blog like this want to know about the deeper and finer details and meanings of quantum physics / the higgs bosun or 101 other things about history – which they can learn elsewhere – they’re predominantly concerned with the scurrilous, criminals, frauds, cads, commies, liars dupes and general low-life who – pass themselves off as politicians & journalists these days. They’re also interested in their pensions having been robbed and their taxes going to fund pathetic men and women who are ‘seen & heard’ to say many things in parliament but who actually do the complete opposite [Across the political spectrum]. They do not practice what they ‘preach’ – and when found to be hypocrites – should fall on their swords.

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