CCHQ have confirmed to Guido that Chief Operating Officer Norman Green has quit.
Our sources suggest that this was after a blazing row on Friday with Lord Feldman, though others are pouring water on that suggestion.
Tensions clearly high though.
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
ah ha
Who?
Lord Feldman is a close friend of Dave.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4221294/17-rich-donors-PM-had-round-for-dinner-at-10-Downing-Street-and-Chequers.html
Seems Feldman became a lord after letting “call me Dave” beat him at tennis?
That’s more like it I’ve heard of Marty Feldman.
I’ve had a good look around from the top deck. Who am I looking for
Marty Feldman’s eyes always reminded me of two poached eggs in a bucket of blood.
who?
hysteria actually.
No worries, it will pass.
Guido must have taken on a half term job experience kid today. A trivial thread a minute.
The whole cadre runnng the show will have to be shot.
Oh come, come, SC – is that the first time you’ve used the I am flattered retort? It’s the first time I have noted you using it.
Imitation is the best form of flatterey!
And btw people do not on a blog like this want to know about the deeper and finer details and meanings of quantum physics / the higgs bosun or 101 other things about history – which they can learn elsewhere – they’re predominantly concerned with the scurrilous, criminals, frauds, cads, commies, liars dupes and general low-life who – pass themselves off as politicians & journalists these days. They’re also interested in their pensions having been robbed and their taxes going to fund pathetic men and women who are ‘seen & heard’ to say many things in parliament but who actually do the complete opposite [Across the political spectrum]. They do not practice what they ‘preach’ – and when found to be hypocrites – should fall on their swords.
Who is he?
My thoughts exactly Anon.
Who’s he? Who are you?
i dun.dun.dunno.
and you. are you with it, for it, or just it.
…and more to the point what were they squabbling over? Did somebdy call somebody else a toff(ee nosed git)?
get a headline out quick = a claim to being first = a bit like me
I see you are deliberately leaving the First slot to others.
He will forever be remembered for the wonderful and inspiring “Spirit in the Sky” track.
I’ve never been a sinner, I never sin
I have a friend in Jimmy
So you know that when I die
He’s gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky
our fixers are our gods.
if you want a kind one then select one.
The kind father figure, become one?
Not Dear Norman?
i thought norman believed in wise god.
with a surname like wisdom,
kiddie fiddlers the lot.
Dave out,Boris in.
hahahahahahahahahahha
boris is big. too big to fit in a threesome, of a co.operative co.alition and a feck you media.
How will Top Shop survive?
Guido is further up Boris’s arse than a jet-propelled suppository.
Do they row in eights or fours?
I think this will be wasted on many readers
With or without coxswain?
Who?
Is there a peedo app yet for iplayer?
Featuring the meaty Pink Saviloy….
Useless!
Does POSH really stand for
Pauper class outward, Superior class homeward?
Piss Off Stupid Helectorate
urgggh where is my man servant to deal with this oik?
He’s busy oiling that stableboy you requested M’lord
Port Out, Starboard Home.
so as to avoid the sun on ones way to India
Love a drop of Port me.
Unless of course there is an iceberg on the Starboard side..in which case it ‘s First Class into the lifeboats and Plebs fuck off
Muslims have moved up in the ratings since those days.
Please make it a sex scandal it,s not a real torie Gov without one hope it,s kinky stuff shitting on prossies or rent boys in pissours
Not in my establishment.
Why is Fat boy slim on order order?
Its crumbling feels like John majors back .
Camnesia needs to get a grip instead of acting like a pussy . If he can’t cope then put clegg in charge
To which question is Clegg the answer?
What brown and sits steaming gently on a glass coffee table?
I was not there I tell you!
Something you left for me Tony.
Boom Bust sorry Boom Boom
Shall I have him shot?
Never seen anything like this before in a petre dish?
Q. To which question is Clegg the answer?
A. whether a life form could be created on Mars
He certainly doesn’t act like MY pussy!
Lord Feldman? Is that Lord Marty Feldman?
Did someone call?
If I were you, I wouldn’t start from here.
Who’s on first?
Doe’s he have Nigel’s mobile No. ?
Green is finally off the agenda – Phew!
Next let’s prune Foreign Aid
Good Afternoon!
For the rest of the day I wish to be known as
The Slippery Shit who’s head is so far up Angela’s arse that he has lost all sense of direction.
Thank you.
Pantomime season is here at last.
What’s it like being the arse end of the horse Dave?
David Cameron is killing the Conservative Party, he and his posh chums are are making it unelectable, they are allowing UKIP to walk into the void that will be left by them. Cameron and chums are just not fit for purpose.
You are right here. Now that the BBC is on the floor where is a government not afraid to kick the hell out of them?
Without the continued efforts of CMDDD …..where would we be today……
we are very much in favour of keeping him in place until he has
completed the job & have written to the 1922 Committee to this effect…
along with keeping the 2 Ed’s & Cleggy……..
what a wonderful (un)electable bunch……
the saying Being in the right place, at the right time,
means so much to all of us……………
Don’t unseat Dave (DUD) has a ring to it..
We’re absolutely loving it.
I shall make the decision to help the BBC to recovery over its current catastrophe so that they can then continue to attack the Conservative Party upon recovery.
I call it pragmatism – others may and do call it stupidity.
leader of the EDL has been remanded in prison on a charge of entering the USA illegally
Must have had the marines on border duty that day.
To be remotely credible Cameron also needs to talk about punishment and long prison sentences for bankers and corporate fraudsters..
And to be remotely credible Ed Millionaireband needs some policies, and to learn how to tell the truth.
My 5 point plan is a starfish
Made with Play-do, so it can change into a toilet …!
All he does is fucking talk and when he does he lies…
So no different to any other of the Liblabcon trio then.
Taxi for Mrs Abbott
You lost get over it
Is the BBC a fit and proper organisation?
Not a peep on the Savile issue out of Watson, Bryant, Coogan and Grant. Anyone would think there is no money in it for them.
We are in hiding and checking out new property and scams to rob the public purse with. We are also thinking of a partnership – we are all in it together like.
Even worse. It may jeopardise their chances of getting future lucrative BBC opportunities.
The BBC has collapsed,
as there is no resistance it may not appeal to resistance thrill seekers.
If the blaze was very big poring water on it would have created a lot of steam
Just keep sticking it to the BBC Guido, and forget this Norman whatisname. Oh, and if you can throw some more MPs in the mix, that would be good!
Excuse me but this is a quiet carriage
It will be when we’ve thrown you out the window, you Hunt
its defenestration, old boy
Silent Bob says ‘shut the fuck up then’.
the turmoil in the tory party is palpable. I cn feel it all the way here into my little plebville town house.
but you know what? brave dave has been telling evryone about how he’s gonna tightne law and order. At the same time MPs all over the country are nicking our money. maybe he could start by locking them all up – you know as an example to all us plebs!!!!
These patricians are all the same….I demand a veto
Better still throw ‘em off the Tarpeian Rock
Tory Headless Office, more like.
A bunch of smug and complacent prats.
they’re also nasty, arrogant, tediously boring and fucking stupid, inhuman, culpable for crimes and misdemeanours, shit, unintelligent, gross, wankers, benefit cheats, travel cheats, misogynous including the women, crap, fools, cantankerous old boffins and have never worked in their lives.
Succinct.
Tell us what you think! Don’t try and hold it back – let it all out, – you’ll only end up in pain and feeling very congested.
Rrrrrrrrrrrufffffffffffff RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrruuuuuuuffffffffffffff Rrruuffff
it’s norman the doorman!
The future is bright.
The future is Labour.
The future is Labour.
The future is shite.
The past was shite
The past WAS LieBore
The present is shite
The present IS ToryBore
The future is LieBore
The future is shite
We’re only making plans for Nigel…
The Future is Fucked….
fecking is like death, excess old life (i.e sperms) get sacrificed.
A wonder is the outcome,
a newborn.
Have faith in a good world. The world is shedding an old skin.
future is orange., the colour of Sikh warriors at the Gurdwaras.
More male energy please, we are British.
The poor old BBC are spinning like crazy today. Richard Bacon sounds like someone shot his dog in the face.
I’m sure Richard Bacon has never acted inappropriately after ‘powdering his nose’.
He was irritating on The Big Breakfast because he was so nervous. He is irritating on BBC 5 Labour because he is so fucking over-confident. Quite a trick.
They will all be TOAST.
The BBC propaganda machine is working overtime to mitigate and divert attention away from its 40 year culture of child abuse and cover-ups. And it is working, That is the big danger of allowing one organisation to have so much control over the media. If it was wrong for Murdoch it is even more wrong for the much more powerful BBC. It needs breaking up urgently or the same kind of things will happen again and again.
+ 69M
Milk Snatcher Never had the Ball’s to sell it off in the 80′s.
Mind you if it had been, we would be paying £1000 p/a now.
Murdoch would own it
beeb the enabler and Murdoch the invader.
It seems that as light enters this world atleast the world is not going to be a facilitator of abuse any more.
Cameron is doing an excellent job….at ensuring that the Conservative Party is unelectable for the next 20 years or so.
We must do all we can to help him in his continuing quest to achieve this !
I would prefer the expeditious use of an AK47
Luckily here in Wales we are run by a proper parliament and a proper government.
And our First Minister rarely puts a foot wrong.
The cu*nt for Red October……..coming very soon….
I’m on my way back.
Back to the ICC in the Hague along with your boss St.Toxic Tone…..
Don’t forget to send The Man of Straw…..
for his Ren*ditioning’s by appointment
I can’t see you. So you must be dead.
So what does a COO do, the Frankenstein jobs?
Replacing their brains and widening their gobs
No wonder we’re stuck with the Living Dead Tories
He must have graduated in horror stories
Did someone call?
Nice tits
Build more prisons.
There was some clown on the BBC this morning saying that rents are so high because the gummint hasn’t built enough houses (presumably on all the acres of available land to build houses on in the south-east) . No the rents are so high because there is too much fucking immigration, you dickhead.
Luckily most of the immigrants head for London.
“Buy to Let” you know it makes sense….125% mortgage anyone ??
… and ridiculously high “housing allowances” paid for by you and me. If they were abolished rents would come down like a lead balloon. Wonder why Davey doesn’t give that a try for a year or three?
And fill them with MP’s
I’m Free
doing well with Chuka but there is a bit of the baby about CU, guess it is the baby face? In any case wisdom comes with age, CU does not have the look.