October 22nd, 2012

Exclusive: Tory Party COO Norman Green Quits

CCHQ have confirmed to Guido that Chief Operating Officer Norman Green has quit.

Our sources suggest that this was after a blazing row on Friday with Lord Feldman, though others are pouring water on that suggestion.

Tensions clearly high though.



  1. 1
  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Who is he?


  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    get a headline out quick = a claim to being first = a bit like me


  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    He will forever be remembered for the wonderful and inspiring “Spirit in the Sky” track.


    • 94
      Jim Fixed It For Me says:

      I’ve never been a sinner, I never sin
      I have a friend in Jimmy
      So you know that when I die
      He’s gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky


      • 112
        Anonymous says:

        our fixers are our gods.
        if you want a kind one then select one.
        The kind father figure, become one?


  5. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not Dear Norman?


  6. 7
    Tim Montgomerie says:

    Dave out,Boris in.


  7. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    How will Top Shop survive?


  8. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    Do they row in eights or fours?


  9. 10
    The BBC are peedo enablers says:



  10. 11
    Brown out and pay me damages says:



  11. 12
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Does POSH really stand for

    Pauper class outward, Superior class homeward?


  12. 13

    Please make it a sex scandal it,s not a real torie Gov without one hope it,s kinky stuff shitting on prossies or rent boys in pissours


  13. 15
    Nullbymouth says:

    Why is Fat boy slim on order order?


  14. 17
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Its crumbling feels like John majors back .
    Camnesia needs to get a grip instead of acting like a pussy . If he can’t cope then put clegg in charge


  15. 20
    Some Twat up North says:

    Lord Feldman? Is that Lord Marty Feldman?


  16. 25
    UKIP UNITED !! says:

    Doe’s he have Nigel’s mobile No. ?


  17. 26
    Grollace says:

    Green is finally off the agenda – Phew!
    Next let’s prune Foreign Aid


  18. 29
    Call me ‘Dave’ says:

    Good Afternoon!

    For the rest of the day I wish to be known as

    The Slippery Shit who’s head is so far up Angela’s arse that he has lost all sense of direction.

    Thank you.


    • 33
      Some Twat up North says:

      Pantomime season is here at last.

      What’s it like being the arse end of the horse Dave?


  19. 31
    jimbo says:

    David Cameron is killing the Conservative Party, he and his posh chums are are making it unelectable, they are allowing UKIP to walk into the void that will be left by them. Cameron and chums are just not fit for purpose.


    • 48
      Lord Stansted says:

      You are right here. Now that the BBC is on the floor where is a government not afraid to kick the hell out of them?


    • 56
      UKIP UNITED !! says:

      Without the continued efforts of CMDDD …..where would we be today……

      we are very much in favour of keeping him in place until he has

      completed the job & have written to the 1922 Committee to this effect…

      along with keeping the 2 Ed’s & Cleggy……..

      what a wonderful (un)electable bunch……

      the saying Being in the right place, at the right time,

      means so much to all of us……………


    • 61
      Everyone who doesn't vote Tory says:

      We’re absolutely loving it.


    • 73
      Call me Dave, matey says:

      I shall make the decision to help the BBC to recovery over its current catastrophe so that they can then continue to attack the Conservative Party upon recovery.
      I call it pragmatism – others may and do call it stupidity.


  20. 34
    Call me Dave says:

    leader of the EDL has been remanded in prison on a charge of entering the USA illegally


  21. 37
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    To be remotely credible Cameron also needs to talk about punishment and long prison sentences for bankers and corporate fraudsters..


  22. 39
    Manganese Bronze says:

    Taxi for Mrs Abbott


  23. 47
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is the BBC a fit and proper organisation?
    Not a peep on the Savile issue out of Watson, Bryant, Coogan and Grant. Anyone would think there is no money in it for them.


    • 81
      Watson, Bryant, Coogan, and Grant - your friendly self seekers says:

      We are in hiding and checking out new property and scams to rob the public purse with. We are also thinking of a partnership – we are all in it together like.


    • 84
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Even worse. It may jeopardise their chances of getting future lucrative BBC opportunities.


    • 120
      Anonymous says:

      The BBC has collapsed,
      as there is no resistance it may not appeal to resistance thrill seekers.


  24. 49
    Rotherham Person says:

    If the blaze was very big poring water on it would have created a lot of steam


  25. 51
    Labour are off their Ed says:

    Just keep sticking it to the BBC Guido, and forget this Norman whatisname. Oh, and if you can throw some more MPs in the mix, that would be good!


  26. 55
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Excuse me but this is a quiet carriage


  27. 64
    you gotta larf says:

    the turmoil in the tory party is palpable. I cn feel it all the way here into my little plebville town house.
    but you know what? brave dave has been telling evryone about how he’s gonna tightne law and order. At the same time MPs all over the country are nicking our money. maybe he could start by locking them all up – you know as an example to all us plebs!!!!


  28. 68
    Tory voter says:

    Tory Headless Office, more like.

    A bunch of smug and complacent prats.


    • 80
      you gotta larf says:

      they’re also nasty, arrogant, tediously boring and fucking stupid, inhuman, culpable for crimes and misdemeanours, shit, unintelligent, gross, wankers, benefit cheats, travel cheats, misogynous including the women, crap, fools, cantankerous old boffins and have never worked in their lives.


  29. 69
    Lord Norman says:

    Rrrrrrrrrrrufffffffffffff RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrruuuuuuuffffffffffffff Rrruuffff


  30. 74
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    it’s norman the doorman!


  31. 75
    Orange says:

    The future is bright.
    The future is Labour.


  32. 78
    Aunty Matter says:

    The poor old BBC are spinning like crazy today. Richard Bacon sounds like someone shot his dog in the face.


    • 96
      JH says:

      I’m sure Richard Bacon has never acted inappropriately after ‘powdering his nose’.

      He was irritating on The Big Breakfast because he was so nervous. He is irritating on BBC 5 Labour because he is so fucking over-confident. Quite a trick.


    • 99
      UKIP.i.am says:

      The BBC propaganda machine is working overtime to mitigate and divert attention away from its 40 year culture of child abuse and cover-ups. And it is working, That is the big danger of allowing one organisation to have so much control over the media. If it was wrong for Murdoch it is even more wrong for the much more powerful BBC. It needs breaking up urgently or the same kind of things will happen again and again.


  33. 83
    Dick Head from the Lamb and Flag, Hammersmith says:

    Cameron is doing an excellent job….at ensuring that the Conservative Party is unelectable for the next 20 years or so.


    • 88
      Someone called Nigel says:

      We must do all we can to help him in his continuing quest to achieve this !


    • 109
      Cymru am byth says:

      Luckily here in Wales we are run by a proper parliament and a proper government.
      And our First Minister rarely puts a foot wrong.


  34. 86
    Anon says:

    The cu*nt for Red October……..coming very soon….


  35. 95
    Alastair Campbell says:

    I’m on my way back.


  36. 98
    albacore says:

    So what does a COO do, the Frankenstein jobs?
    Replacing their brains and widening their gobs
    No wonder we’re stuck with the Living Dead Tories
    He must have graduated in horror stories


  37. 100
    Michael Howard. says:

    Build more prisons.


    • 110
      UKIP.i.am says:

      There was some clown on the BBC this morning saying that rents are so high because the gummint hasn’t built enough houses (presumably on all the acres of available land to build houses on in the south-east) . No the rents are so high because there is too much fucking immigration, you dickhead.


      • 117
        Anonymous says:

        Luckily most of the immigrants head for London.


      • 121
        Mr Financial Advisor...loving the commission says:

        “Buy to Let” you know it makes sense….125% mortgage anyone ??


      • 137
        So what's the problem? says:

        … and ridiculously high “housing allowances” paid for by you and me. If they were abolished rents would come down like a lead balloon. Wonder why Davey doesn’t give that a try for a year or three?


    • 127
      OAP says:

      And fill them with MP’s


  38. 118
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    I’m Free


    • 131
      Anonymous says:

      doing well with Chuka but there is a bit of the baby about CU, guess it is the baby face? In any case wisdom comes with age, CU does not have the look.


  39. 126
    Moby dick says:


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