October 20th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


154 Comments

  1. 1

    I said Mitchell would go ages ago. Listen to Uncle Cat.

  2. 2
    Lou Scannon says:

    No sooner had a few Conservative MPs spoken out against the EU than we saw Cameron reverting to type and making it absolutely clear that he wants to see us all permanently enslaved by the EU.
    Not only that, he claims that the majority of the voting public also want the UK to remain a member of the EU, which is a blatant untruth.
    To top it all, Cameron persists in deliberately confusing the EU with Europe.

    
    

    It cannot be repeated often enough that the EU is a parasitic criminal organisation run solely for the benefit of the so-called ‘elite’, which Dave clearly wants to be part of.

    
    

    You can’t negotiate with the Devil, Dave, and it’s no use pretending otherwise.

    
    

    The Conservatives have already lost the next election – unless they dump Dave.

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Good week, deffo not dull after conference season.

    Good work all round chaps

  4. 4
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Brussels paying thousands of young jobless Europeans to come and work in Britain

    The European Commission will pay £250 towards the cost of crossing the continent for an interview and £830 in moving expenses if they get a job.

  5. 5
    Call me Dave says:

    And even now,Andrew Mitchell has my full support.

  6. 6
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Prof Krauss says that the word is at the heart of “one of the fundamental differences between science and religion”.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19997789

  7. 7
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I was watching the soaps the other day and at the end came the standard “if you’ve been affected by any of the issues in today’s episode, ring this number”. So i thought hey, why not.

    “Hello and thankyou for calling the jeremy kyle show application hotline…”

  8. 8
    Mr Cameron says:

    As lay in my bed gazing at the stars,

    I thought to myself WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY ROOF

  9. 9
    Kebab Time says:

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Balding slagged of the Daily Mail website. Remind me Clare, which newspaper serialised your recent autobiography.

    Is this the longest standing typo on order-order?

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    Mithsther Sthpeaker, Mithsther Sthpeaker,

    Thith ith an important itsthue, thith ith an outwage – how do I get on thith bandwagon?

  12. 12
    The Odious Denis MacShame says:

    You Tories need to modernise and accept the EU, you’re too toxic and nasty.

  13. 13
    Prime Minister Ed Miliband says:

    Millionaire chancellor George Osborne is wrecking our lives because he wants workers to pay for a bosses’ crisis.

    The number of London workers on poverty wages rose by 100,000 between 2010 and 2011. More people, including workers, are resorting to food banks to get by—a record 128,697 in 2011–12.

    The number of young people in long term unemployment has soared by 23 percent since the Tories came to office. Meanwhile Tory MPs are discussing giving themselves a 40 percent pay rise!

  14. 14
    OnBenefits says:

    So who are the ‘still alive’ suspects the police are looking at in the Savile case?

  15. 15

    What has that got to do with Mitchell?

  16. 16
    The Odious Denis MacShame says:

    The EU is modern, diverse and vibrant and pays excellent wages, pensions and first class travel. The only corruption is in Westminster which is dominated by evil Tories and just awful indigenous English people. We need to be more like the Europeans and continue mass immigration to enrich our backwards nation.

    The EU is democratic and the best place for politicians like me, after years of serving the community often having to work against the inbuilt racism and homophobia of the disgusting working class, to spend our later years.

  17. 17

    What has that got to do with Dr Krauss?

  18. 18
    Potty Loynbee says:

    The Gruinard has gone digital-only. Did no-one tell you ?

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    What has that got to do with MacShane?

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    Would you believe it? says:

    Tens of thousands of people are expected to march through London in protest against the government’s austerity measures.

    Prime Minister,David”Wet” Cameron is among dozens of Coalition speakers due to address crowds in Hyde Park – where the march ends.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Nowt, didn’t mean it to be a reply. Originally intended to ask if this was your first first?

  22. 22
    UKIP.i.am says:

    “You can’t disprove the theory of God.”

    True. Neither can you disprove the theory of fairies, the Loch Ness monster, ghosts and alien abductions.

  23. 23
    The Odious Denis MacShame says:

    The English are racist anti-Europeans who deserve to lose their homeland.

    Vote Labour to get rid of Gideon Osborne who caused the global financial problems.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Supermarkets ‘to be banned from discounting multiple wine bottles’
    Supermarkets will be banned from discounting multiple bottles of wine under Government plans to be set out within days. The Coalition’s alcohol strategy — expected to be launched next week — will propose that special deals which encourage shoppers to buy in bulk should be outlawed, The Daily Telegraph has learnt.

  25. 25
    you gotta larf says:

    Diary 20th October David Cameron’s Weak

    so good , you say it twice

    Cameron kicks off the week with his comments about fuel prices – about which nobody else knew anything – surprise!!!
    Then we have the Brookes email nonsense and our Dave getting angry and rude at PMQs
    Not to be outdone Dave’s star turn ‘Thrasher’Mitchell calls it a day because he far too good for the plebs
    And surprise surprise wee Georgie Osborne fucks up his train fare.

    Not a very good few days for our enigmatic leader, the head of the upper fourth caught with his pants down, again, oh how I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    In fact I’m still laughing now, rolling all over the floor kicking my legs in the air, laugh laugh laugh ….

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer C’UNT – fuck off Cameron, fuck off NOW
    Reply

    p.s.

    Where’s Grant Shapps when you need him ……???

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha

  26. 26
    Hugh Janus says:

    Why? Simply because Mr MacShane is a well-established expenses thief and shyster who is determined, single-handedely, to bleed the system white. He knows no shame, in fact the word isn’t even in his (limited) vocabulary. He is a particularly two-faced and grasping individual – even up against some truly world-class competition in the H of C. So long as it’s all “within the rules” then he will continue doing so.

    They are all in this together…..and we are paying for it.

  27. 27
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Cameron says that 1 million jobs have been created in the private sector in 2 years compared to half that number over the 13 years of the Labour government. But how many of those one million were taken by recent immigrants?

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    Call me Dave says:

    I have to admit that I am a complete prat.

    “Austerity has failed — the economy has not grown for two years, unemployment and youth unemployment have risen, living standards have been squeezed and borrowing is not coming down,”
    “We need an alternative approach — one that puts decent work and growth at its heart and takes a long-term approach to rebuilding the British economy after the crash.”

    Hold on tight for my best ever U-Turn.

  29. 29
    UKIP.i.am says:

    If Savile can get a knighthood for abusing half the children of the country, including his sister’s granddaughter, then surely Mitchell should get a knighthood for his services to the Labour party.

  30. 30

    This is a political blog, right?

    OK. I have never been first before and I have no plans to be.

  31. 31
    CCHQ says:

    EXCLUSIVE

    The election winning slogan for the next General Election has to be

    WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER,SOME ARE IN FIRST CLASS.

  32. 32
    Spot says:

    That little vixen Ellie Gellard @BevaniteEllie looks as if she could do with a portion.

  33. 33
    UKIP.i.am says:

    In the pre-whinge warm-up, a grumpy cyclist, shouting ‘fucking plebs’, was seen colliding with several protestors.

  34. 34
    Helen Goodman says:

    Hope you slept soundly Linda Riordan, the Mitchell/Osborne saga will not deflect from your crimes.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

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    Living in 98 percent white (and 99.9% kuffar) Merseyside says:

    George Osborne should be made to travel “Cattle Class” in future with the rest of the kuffar.

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    One Term Dave says:

    This is a very pressing problem and is at the top of our list of priorities, along with gay marriage….

    Recession? What recession??

    You can rely on the nanny state to tackle the really big issues of the day.

  38. 38
    Answerline Inc says:

    William, they are the ones who are not dead yet. even you should know that!

  39. 39
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Unemployment falling, retail sales rising, borrowing falling. Sounds just like the days before we had a Labour government for 13 years.

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    sinner watch says:

    fuck off tat.

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    Wynn D Miller says:

    And how many jobs were lost ? Let’s have the complete picture, Dave.

  42. 42

    Done it. It’s crap…

  43. 43
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Millionaireband is out of touch.

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    Supamarkets R Us says:

    No prob, we’ll just make the bottles bigger to contain the same amount as several smaller ones. We really have bright sparks in our wonderful labour educated uncivil service.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    That is the net figure, according to the ONS.

  46. 46
    I B Pistov says:

    It was full up, so on this occasion he couldn’t. Why don’t you read things properly before spouting off?

  47. 47
    UKIP.i.ain't says:

    ‘Huge squeeze on wages and living standards’ has caused ‘a massive hit on confidence & demand in the economy': George Osborne

  48. 48
    I B Pistov says:

    … and his tiny mind if he thinks he’ll ever be the PM of this country.

  49. 49
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    That is not a very nice way to speak about a Right Honourable MP. Denis is a good friend and shining example to me. Boaz.

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    gramma says:

    Reading Order-Order this week [especially yesterday] has been a lot like reading about a 12 year old being confronted by Jimmy Savile.
    Difficult to take it all in…….

  51. 51
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    He is out of touch with his brother as well.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Classic tat drivel.

  53. 53
    Spot says:

    Not much else to choose from in that circle then.
    So Cat not to impressed turned out to be an old dog and not foxy chicken.

    Hee Heee

  54. 54
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    It’s not me honest. Boaz.

  55. 55
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Private sector job 2010 22.83 million, 2012 23.9million.
    Public sector jobs 2010 6.29 million, 2012 5.67million.

  56. 56
    smoggie says:

    This is the political blog, they would have us know.

  57. 57
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Who is the bird with him? Is she Russian? Boaz.

  58. 58

    What more is there for me not to admit to, smoggie?

  59. 59
    P C Pleb says:

    There is no Section 60 presently in place for the #TUC march and rally #Oct20

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    “This is a political blog, right?”

    It took you a while too remember?

  61. 61

    Welcome to the blog.

    You will find it rather different to LabourList…

  62. 62
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    wine…pressing..!!

  63. 63
    Selohesra says:

    How many times do i need to read that comment of the day before i realise it does not say shagged?

  64. 64

    to remember.

    Write it out 100 times.

  65. 65
    Grollace says:

    It’s EU wine lake that unsuspecting British shoppers are emptying.

  66. 66
    Now listen up... says:

    Another rant

    “The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living”

    This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare system that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

    Put me in charge . . ..

    Put me in charge of benefit payments. I’d get rid of cash payments and provide vouchers for 50kg bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese, basic sanitary items and all the powdered milk you can use.
    If you want steak, burgers, takeaway and junk food, then get a job.

    Put me in charge of the NHS. The first thing I’d do is to get women to have birth control implants.
    Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce, use drugs, drink alcohol or smoke, then get a job.

    Put me in charge of local authority housing. Ever live in military barracks?
    You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.
    Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried.
    If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

    Put me in charge of compulsory job search. You will either search for employment each week no matter what the job or you will report for community work.
    This may be clearing the roadways and open spaces of rubbish, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.
    We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your dooff dooff stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good..”

    Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realise that all of the above is voluntary.
    If you want our hard earned cash and housing assistance, accept our rules..
    Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin someones “self esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

    If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards those for continuing to make bad choices.

    AND While you are on benefit income you no longer have the right to VOTE!
    For you to vote would be a conflict of interest….. If you want to vote, then get a job.

    BRING ON THE REVOLUTION!

  67. 67

    Just think: would you want to shag it?

    That will quickly sort the confusion.

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    Your nextht PM says:

    “I am thtinking rich and thankth to the taxpayer travel firtht clath and thath why people should vote for me”: Ed Millionaireband.

  70. 70

    Even Savile never thought of the Teddy Bear angle.

  71. 71
    you tosser says:

    too, remember?

  72. 72
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    No Section 60….well search me!

  73. 73
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I will be selling organic Lentil rice cakes, £8.75 each, proceeds (after deductions) to “Stop Global Gas”.

  74. 74

    An old man told me when I was young Would you want to shag their mother? If yes, then go ahead and do your worst. Not bad advice – not that I ever did anything like that you will understand.

  75. 75
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You can if you are normal.

  76. 76
    Lord Loocan says:

    You can disprove the Loch Ness Monster – you could drain Loch Ness. All you’d have to do is syphon the water out with a hose. I did it with a swimming pool once.

    It took quite a long time.

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    sinner watch says:

    you’re the crackhead tat, and i claim my free, crap t shirt.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – it seems I have to remind you that you reminded me (in the week) of the heading on this site Re: Rumours too.

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    UKIP convert says:

    Regardless if the pluck up the courage and dump CMDDD before the next election

    they will lose IMHO…

    My really big fear is that ZanuLieLabor will get back in & then restart the total

    destruction of OUR country.

    If CMDDD had any backbone or balls he would have introduced legislation

    to disqualify all of the MP’s who were in senior positions in the last ZanuLieLabor

    Governement & they should have been brought before the Courts for what

    they done during there 13 year reign of terror.

    There is no choice between ConsLieLaborLibDems they are all actively collude

    in this Blood Brothers Alliance.

    I will be VOTING UKIP they may not be perfect but are far better than the

    continuation of the Blood Brothers Alliance

    UKIP will gives us a referendum vote on the EUSSR plus referendum on

    all other major issues. The other so called 3 parties consider this type

    democracy as something they will not allow, a nightmare for them.

    Meanwhile our so called elected MP’s seem to spend all of there time

    looking for ways to inflated their expenses of course all within the rules !!

  81. 81
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    “People have come here from all walks of life, from all parts of our country.

    “Young people looking for work, construction workers, nurses worried about the NHS and off duty police officers worried about cuts to frontline services. People from every corner of Britain.

    “So many people have the will to work, the ambition to work, but cannot find a job. They do not think that Britain owes them a living. They are not asking for the earth. They just have a simple request. They want a future that works for them.

    “And what did the Government say? They told us austerity would help our economy grow. But our economy has not grown. It has flatlined.

    “They told us ‘we’re all in this together’. But now they are cutting taxes for millionaires, as they raise taxes on everybody else, including our pensioners.

    “They told us the gain would be worth the pain. But even after the cuts, the pain, the tax rises, borrowing is not falling – it’s rising. They are even failing the one test they set themselves.

    “And the reason they are failing is that they’ve got old answers. The old answers that just don’t work. They really believe that trickle-down economics and a sink or swim society is the way to get Britain working.

    “They really believe that everybody else has got too many rights at work and if we make it easier to fire them, our economy will succeed.

    “Of course, there will still be hard choices.

    “With borrowing rising not falling today, I have said that whoever was in government now would have to make some cuts.

    “I do not promise easy times. But I do promise a different and fairer approach.

    “This Government has shown us self-defeating austerity, by cutting too far and too fast, is not the answer.

    “And let me tell you one cut I would never make: I would never cut taxes for millionaires while raising taxes for everybody else.

    “You don’t build a successful country with sink or swim.

    “You do it by building One Nation.

    “One Nation is a country where we give hope to our young people again.

    “One Nation is a country where those with the broadest shoulders always bear the greatest burden.

    “And One Nation is a country where we defend our great institutions, like our National Health Service.”

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    this is a political site, not a fucking etymology dictionary.

  83. 83
    Col. Blimp (Retired) says:

    well said Sir , here here, lets have a referendum on this excellent proposal !!

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “The number of young people in long term unemployment has soared by 23 percent since the Tories came to office.”

    Amazing, isn’t it? Labour dumbed-down the state education system to the point where universities started offering remedial English and maths lessons to undergraduates, employers spent 10 years warning Labour that state schools were in danger of creating a generation of utterly unemployable schoolchildren, and now – low and behold – youth unemployment is “soaring”.

    But, of course, it’s not Labour’s fault.

  85. 85
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can make petrol from water and air too.

    I fart in my bath.

  86. 86
    Gordon Brown says:

    Teddy doesn’t shag mingers like you.

  87. 87
    beebee see says:

    Checking our archive videos now. We will be reporting hundreds of thousands, perhaps even approaching a half million participating.
    Anything to highlight stories that remove the media spotlight from ourselves.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Millionaireband called for Mitchell to resign, so why didn’t he call for Brown to resign over the bigoted woman issue. Millionaireband the double standards leader of the opposition.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are a fart.

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    Anon LMFHO all week !! says:

    Did that include where they store the bikes on the train !

    seems like the perfect place Gideon…….

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “borrowing is not coming down”

    1. UK government borrowing fell £700million last month.

    2. Ed Balls wants to borrow more.

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    Anonymous says:

    I should imagine that covered about 99% of the female population in your case, and about the same for the males.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Rather buggers up the MSM claim that Savile is probably the worst kiddy fiddler ever….

    A Devon pae dophile who is believed to have abused up to 3,500 boys has died in prison, the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has confirmed.

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    special needs says:

    Miliband is touched

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    Labour Leader Len McCluskey says:

    Excuse me, but Miliband’s just the puppet.

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    I used to vote Labour but soon realised they're evil. says:

    “One Nation is a country where we give hope to our young people again. ”

    Says the puppet leader of a party that dumbed-down state education, producing a generation of uneployable young people who are functionally illiterate and innumerate.

  97. 97
    UKIP UNITED !! says:

    One way or other the EUSSR Elite are completely dedicated to the total

    destruction of our country. The are aided & abetted by Conservatives

    ZanuLieLabor & LibDems who simply go along with all of this while making

    the occasional public noise to fob the Plebs off……

    WE will take OUR COUNTRY back from THEM !!!

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    Spot says:

    Wonder what his point is.
    Anyway, millionaire football players from Spurs & Chel kick of very soon

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    catflap says:

    Especially the ‘E’ males

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    Col. Blimp (Retired) says:

    SIR May I also suggest immediate living Sainthood for Toxic Tone Bliar……

    along with a few more millions Tax Free thrown in as well….

    its only Public Money so no problem

  101. 101
    I can see a stupid bitch when I see one says:

    Is she going to do the same outside all muzzie homes, too?And all mosques. And all bookshops that sell the homophobic koran?

    Just to prove she isn’t prejudiced, you understand.

  102. 102
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Because I’m shameless.

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    Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:

    Once a BALL’s Up always a fcuking BALL’s Up……

    But BALL’s fcuking Balls Ups are of mega fcuking proportions BALL’s Up’s

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    Living in 98 percent white (and 99.9% kuffar) Merseyside says:

    My benefits are SOLID AS THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR. Mind you I am over 65 and still pay a bit of tax.

  105. 105
    RED ED MILLIONAIREBAND says:

    I am a Firtht Clath Tothther.

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    There are two types of etymologist, those that study words and those that don’t.

  107. 107
    Jonah says:

    Congratulations Andrew Mitchell – you’ve been Camoroned !

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    dyklexic says:

    I quite like the insects that turn up here

  109. 109

    C’mon. Even you’ve got to laugh. Gordon was the worst, not by a slender margin, but by a dozen Grand Canyons.

    And he was all yours. Labour will never live that down.

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    Think it is an endocrinologist you are looking for.

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    I won’t have anything said against her. Now run along.

  112. 112
    nellnewman says:

    I thought militwit was leading a union march in London today. Nothing about it on news far as I can see. Hasn’t anybody turned up?

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I made sure that people were trapped on benefits so that Libor would have it’s own loyal ‘clientele’. We also had to brainwash them with politically correct bollox. How else could we get re-elected ?

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    Lou Scannon says:

    It’s a question of perception, though, which means that the damage has already been done in spite of the story quite possibly having been blown up out of all proportion.
    Gideon should not have allowed himself to get into this situation in the first place. It’s sheer carelessness.

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    The BBC is the worst aider and abettor in this field ever.

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    coming clean says:

    What about gypsies and so called travellers. Most I’ve met suffer from an omophobia too.

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    Gideon Osbore says:

    I refuse to sit with plebs. But I also refuse to pay £189 to upgrade. Remember, we’re all in this together.

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    dyklexic says:

    jumping on another glandwagon?

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    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    Please give generously to our little Ed.

    http://rededswalk.org.uk/

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    Lou Scannon says:

    No doubt Wavey Davey will be seeking your services.

    
    

    Actually, Captain Slow mentioned something of the sort having already been tried in the US a while ago. It was out in the desert somewhere so lots of solar energy was available, and it was certainly needed; the process produced just a few drops of something resembling petrol each day. Its just the sort of obviously non-viable technology that the Sandalistas wish to foist on us all.

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    catflap says:

    ewanwhos army?

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    nellnewman says:

    £189 for a train fare?! My Word you could fly halfway round the world for that much. These train companies really do rip us off!!

  125. 125

    Now! Don’t get your langerhans dirty on the way to the islets.

  126. 126
    nellnewman says:

    I think you should have a Gold Star for that site – it’s spot on and funny!

  127. 127

    I always stick up for those who are unfairly attacked.

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    Anonymous says:

    GS, a man of many personnas?
    BJ, a man of atleast 2 legal entities.
    DC.EM, strivers or skivvers? one nation or many nations?

  129. 129
    catflap says:

    Storm in a C cup.
    I enjoy her tangential humour too

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    RetardEd Miliband says:

    Crithith? What crithith? Thpend, thpend thpend!

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    Selohesra says:

    But im balding so i thought it might refer to me

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    Anonymous says:

    pre ’08, bad things were enabled.
    since then, somehow light is travelling into a dark world.

    strangely it was a world where america kept the peace in Europe.

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    If you had explored her limaçon trisectrix you would be even more impressed.

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    Anon says:

    But McMental you can never serve on a Jury

    as you are fcuking bonkers, completely fcuking bonkers

    like the rest of ZanuLieLabor

    Go back McMental, to your Tax Payer Funded padded

    fcuking cell….. cu*nt

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    I can help you if you have any affinity for the arts. At school one of my favourite artists was Albrecht Dürer. In the decades since I have seen his works all over the world and been to his birthplace in Nuremberg. He had a pupil, also famous as a painter and printmaker, Hans Baldung Grien 1484 – 1545.

    Reflect on the name Hans Baldung, as he was more popularly known, and you will find your symptoms will disappear after a short while.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Let’s just say Jimmy might not have placed too much of a demand upon capacity, if you catch my drift– though there is plenty of room for discussion in the matter.

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    catflap says:

    Had to look it up. Might have known you would have a BAP angle in there somewhere

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    gramma says:

    The power of the press….?

  139. 139
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Well could you kindly cut back on your ‘name dropping’ from your history books and all the scientific guff & gibberish – people really don’t need you ‘blinding us with your mix of science & history’.

    i.e. All our current crop of MP’s across the political divides – are tossers, spin merchants, expenses cheats etc – its that simple – they all want hanging from the lamp posts.

    Their duty as being elected MP’s is part of the game to keep the public confused and running from one political camp to the other – when they’re all beholden to lets just say the moneymen behind the lobbymonsters.

    Divide, Distract & Misrule.

  140. 140
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hang all Hetrophobics – there’s some balanced PC stuff for ye.

  141. 141
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Somewhat good of Max Hastings to somewhat mention today of Britains ‘war loans’ [WW2] He’s ‘lightly touched’ the subject matter but never the less it’s a start. Wonder if he keeps up with this site?

    The key to all ‘debts’ is to ‘follow the money’ [e.g. Watergate]

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2220452/Yes-Uncle-Sam-s-friend–s-bully-ll-respect-stand-him.html

  142. 142
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Nothing quite like leftie fag-hags like “Ms.” Johnstone for displaying the same disgusting intolerance she accuses other of showing. The fact is, much to my dismay, I find myself agreeing with Griffin on this topic. The militant gay lobby is now one of the most intolerant, abusive and intimidating special interest groups in the world.

    I understand those two “gay” chaps (what a misnomer -the photograph of this pair makes them appear to be a right couple of lugubrious bigots!) are “worried” and “alarmed” at Griffin’s tweet. No comment on the hundreds of threatening, abusive and disgusting e-mails sent by their homosexual compadres to the woman who ran the guest house this pair targeted.

  143. 143
    A Real liveSpud says:

    Voffle voffle voffle; oy vey can’t ve hav ein pizza for a change. Voffle voffle voffle..

  144. 144
    Marion the cat says:

    En le nuit tout les chats sont grise.

  145. 145

    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

    George Santayana. The Life of Reason (1905-1906)

    Science, History, Philosophy, Geography, Arts, Mathematics, Logic, Geology, so many precious subjects which form a wheel of knowledge that you would so willingly throw overboard without even realising what you had lost.

    I feel so sorry for you.

  146. 146
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am flattered SC.

    “Comment is free, but facts are sacred” CP Scott, May 5 1921. Former Editor of the manchester Evening Guardian – AND not to be confused with its current manifestation – The Guardian.

    He was spot on back then in 1921. The shame about the bastardisation of his quote is – on the journalists who have abused and mis-used his original quotation.

    You are generally the worse for wear [Grise – see Treason of the Clerks]. ‘Trollied’ in other words the baps words.

  147. 147
    English Heretic says:

    Jeez, you had me going there for a moment Denis, cos that is exactly what a McShane impersonator would think, then it dawned on me, it really was D McS…!

  148. 148
    English Heretic says:

    Denis! it IS you! our prayers are answered (drool).

  149. 149
    English Heretic says:

    OK, where do sign up?

  150. 150
    English Heretic says:

    Damn good advice – which I applied when courting…..would recommend to all our nation’s yoof.

  151. 151
    Jimmy says:

    ” low and behold ”

    I bet there were no remedial English classes in your day.

  152. 152
    Kebab Time says:

    Schrödinger’s cat appears to have aspirations to be the new me ;)

  153. 153
    Reductio ad absurdum says:

    QED

  154. 154
    We will never see repeats of Top of the Pops again says:

    Who organized these protests in London yesterday ?

    Can we ask to see their Liability Insurance ?


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