October 19th, 2012

Linda Riordan Promised Transparency

2009:

2012.

Via Mark Thompson

49 Comments

  1. 1
    Call me Dave says:

    I got home from the pub last night and Samantha turns to me and says

    “All you do is spend time with the lads, never do anything for me or with me. Our relationship is dying a death”

    I looked her up and down, stripped her naked and told her to do a handstand infront of the mirror.

    She giggled with excitement at the prospect of this new sexual move we were going to do.

    I went over and rammed my chin into her pussy looked up and down in the mirror and said

    “The lads are right, I would suit a beard.”

  2. 2
    Linda Riordan MP says:

    I still place my trust firmly in Speaker Martin to be a voice of truth, decency and justice on this issue.

  3. 3
    Only in the Graun says:

    Slippery bitch. Don’t let her wriggle off the hook Guido.

    • 5
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Nor Bryant – now that would be a scalp worth having.

      BTW, no comment from One Nation Ed this morning. Nothing. Strange, he’s normally so talkative on propriety in politics.

  4. 4
    nellnewman says:

    Say one thing and do another.

    Every criminal pleads not guilty

  5. 8
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Millionaireband, your MPs just don’t get it, or maybe they do!

    • 33
      Mr Ed's Office Stable says:

      Oh yes we do…rest assured we most certainly do ……

      by every means possible & then carry our loot away in wheelbarrows….

      so block one way & we will find another loop hole to exploit & of course all

      within the rules …..its what we do……..its ingrained in our One Nation DNA !!

      With great friends like Berk*cow to protect & guide us whilst misleading

      everyone else we cannot lose…..can we ..??….

      Just wait until we have the WWW under our total control….!!

  6. 9
    • 11
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Roll up, roll up, watch the piss being taken out of the tax payer.

      • 22
        Anon says:

        One Nation, One Nation, One Nation, One Nation, One Nation, One Nation,

        One Nation, One Nation , One Nation , One Nation, One Nation……

        Mr Ed goes banging on & on for at least 35 times…..

        But not for Members of Parliament….of course not……don’t be silly…..

    • 37
      Some Twat up North says:

      650 people in Westminster stand up and chant. ‘We are all in this together’

  7. 12
    Anonymous says:

    and now, the result you’ve all been waiting for, the most odiuous person in the country, when he’s in the country that is, goes to ………David Cameron, a shit amongst shits

    • 13
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      Another Labour troll.

      • 19
        President Oromney says:

        Don’t be a prick. They’re all the same. They are puppets, majority blackmailed kiddie fiddlers and so on, all working for the Kleptocracy.

    • 14
      Anonymous says:

      Is that Norman smith?

    • 18
      Dick Head from the Lamb and Flag, Hammersmith says:

      Couldn’t agree more.
      Ignore the stupid comment below. They hate Cameron on here more than anything else in the world. That’s what screws them up.

      • 21
        Dick Head from the Lamb and Flag, Hammersmith says:

        It messes with their heads that Boris can’t be PM and that no matter how they try (or vote) we will never come out of the EU.
        And they like to ridicule events like tomorrow’s march (well done Ed for going to that) without stopping to think that some people in this country don’t buy in to the NeoLib privatise everything shit.

    • 27
      Only in the Graun says:

      Is that the best the Labour rebuttal unit can come up with today?

      You are pathetic, partisan little worms, devoid of any principles or honour.

      I expect Jimmy or Moussa will be along any minute.

      • 31
        JH says:

        Can you imagine spending your days trying to come up with ‘witty’ retorts to posts on Labourlist, only to have rings run around you as your own hypocrisy is point out again, and again, and again?

        What a miserable, gutless existence. Pity the troll.

  8. 15
    Sir William Waad says:

    I don’t think they actually realise they’re doing wrong. Matthew Parris said something to the effect that, when he became an MP, he gained a lot of respect from others but lost all his self-respect. Being an MP is de-moralising. They live in a world of virtual truth. Their work has no measurable outcome except their own popularity and promotion. They are, of necessity, people with overweening confidence in themselves. How can they stay honest?

    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      Sir William says “I don’t think they actually realise they’re doing wrong.”
      Ignorance of the Laws of the land is not a defence of their actions.If they don’t know the difference between right & wrong they shouldn’t be mp’s or for that matter in any position of trust &/or authority.

      • 38
        Furious from Corby says:

        So you think they think they have done no wrong .

        Well they have got their hands on my money that is for sure .

        Perhaps after they have spent a bit of time in prison they will reflect .

        I think it was six of the bastards who went down last time . This time we should run to double figures .

  9. 17
    In "Good book keeping" by ken livingstone it says:

    Look into my eyes
    Not around my accounts
    Look into my eyes
    Not around my accounts
    1 2 3
    your back the room

  10. 20
    Backwoodsman says:

    Lucky we’ve got these socialists to give us moral guidance, we’d be in a right state without them. `

    • 28
      McMental the certified fruit cake says:

      Phew thought you were about to pinch my copyrighted saying

      “My moral compass ” along with “my hair shirt”

      although that could be either “skirt or shit” with my latent leanings

  11. 30
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Fancy a laugh? Try this: a debate this week, chaired by Riordan and with Bryant a vocal participant, about Parliamentary Language:
    http://www.theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2012-10-17a.122.1&s=speaker%3A11607#g122.2

    The sanctimony and hypocrisy – in the light of today’s revelations – from the rancid Bryant are jaw-dropping; to quote two:

    “I cannot understand, and I do not think that our constituents will understand, why the Prime Minister should think himself able to declare that he will not answer a particular question from somebody, apparently just because he does not like them.”

    “If, for instance, a member of the royal family is appointed by UK Trade and Investment to adopt an ambassadorial role on behalf of the country and the Government, is it not perfectly appropriate that Members of Parliament should be able to ask questions about the expenditure on their flights, how much it costs for them to travel, whether they have been doing a good job and whether, frankly, they have been a complete and utter embarrassment to the country?”

    • 49
      Mine's another pint, thanks says:

      He has quite obviously (from those last few words) met Andrew….or if not, then those who have had to deal with him when he had that role.

  12. 34
    Some Twat up North says:

    Denis Skinner should be appointed to make the rules on expenses et al and also responsible for the punishments.

    After all, regardless of you think about his politics. He’s Honest.

    • 39
      I try to avoid dodgy bergers if I can says:

      Give us our money back .

    • 40
      Only in the Graun says:

      Honest he may be but Skinner is the worst kind of chippy lefty. An inverted snob of colossal proportions fueled by class hatred and irrational loathing of anyone to the right of his political standpoint (which is pretty much Marxism).

      He makes a good quip and takes his attendance in the HoC seriously – which is nice – but the Beast of Bolsover is political dinosuar gnashing his teeth and roaring against the tide of progress.

      In his mind he’s still down the fucking pit.

  13. 35
    Anon Voter says:

    “Police Have just announced they are going to launch a Criminal Enquiry into

    Jimmy Savile after the staggering number of people who have come forward…”

    Will heap a lot more pressure on Beebs DG when he appears before

    Culture Media committee at HoC next week….

    • 41
      Only in the Graun says:

      Good news but a bit late. Jimmy is beyond any earthly sanction the courts might wish impose upon his rotting corpse.

      Still. If it nails his enablers and suck-ups who knew about his predatory ways for all those years then that’s a bonus.

      I wonder if uncle Rupe has anything in the files on all this.

      I wouldn’t blame him for a minute if he unleashed the full force of his retribution upon the BBC and their fellow travellers.

    • 43
      Rinka Scott says:

      You can’t imprison a dead man .

      But you can imprison someone who has been taking money from the public purse illegally .

      • 44
        Tony Eden from Eton says:

        Yes you can imprison both men and women who are convicted of fraudulent acts . Dogs and cats have to be left alone .

  14. 45
    Scrounging and meddling fuds allowed says:

    Parasites!


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